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|access = WHERE EVER BLOOD IS ON THE FLOOR. | |access = WHERE EVER BLOOD IS ON THE FLOOR. | ||
|additional = WHERE EVER MERE MORTALS MAY COWER! | |additional = WHERE EVER MERE MORTALS MAY COWER! | ||
|difficulty = EASY | |difficulty = EASY! | ||
|superior = '''FRAIL, SOULFLINGING DEVILS!!''' | |superior = '''FRAIL, SOULFLINGING DEVILS!!''' | ||
|duties = KILL EVERYTHING! | |duties = KILL EVERYTHING! | ||
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|quote = The blood begins to bubble... | |quote = The blood begins to bubble... | ||
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|name=Slaugh T. Deeman, Infernal Employee of the Month | |name=Slaugh T. Deeman, Infernal Employee of the Month | ||
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==DADDY'S HOME== | ==DADDY'S HOME== | ||
I AM HERE! I HAVE TWO OBJECTIVES, SO LISTEN CLOSELY HUMANS! | I AM HERE! I HAVE TWO OBJECTIVES, SO LISTEN CLOSELY HUMANS! | ||
* ONE, KILL WHOEVER SUMMONED ME | * ONE, KILL WHOEVER SUMMONED ME | ||
* AND TWO, KILL EVERYONE ELSE! RUN, PUNY MORTALS! | * AND TWO, KILL EVERYONE ELSE! RUN, PUNY MORTALS! | ||
==WAHHH I'M A DEMON AND I'M KILLING ALL THESE HUMANS WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT WHAT DO I DO== | ==WAHHH I'M A DEMON AND I'M KILLING ALL THESE HUMANS WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT WHAT DO I DO== | ||
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE KILLING BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL. HERE'S A COUPLE THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND THOUGH, DEMON TO DEMON. | WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE KILLING BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL. HERE'S A COUPLE THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND THOUGH, DEMON TO DEMON. | ||
===HIERARCHY=== | ===HIERARCHY=== | ||
IT GOES LIKE THIS | IT GOES LIKE THIS | ||
*SATAN | *SATAN | ||
*DEVILS | *DEVILS | ||
*DEMON KING, BUBBLEGUM | *DEMON KING, [[Megafauna#Bubblegum|BUBBLEGUM]] | ||
*DEMONS | *DEMONS | ||
*IMPS | *IMPS | ||
* | *STUPID GOOBALLS WE CALL HUMANS | ||
MY FELLOW DEMONS, PLEASE DO NOT KILL DEVILS BECAUSE SATAN WILL SMITE YOU REAL FAST AS SOON AS THE DEVIL SNITCHES ON YOU IN THE UNDERWORLD | MY FELLOW DEMONS, PLEASE DO NOT KILL DEVILS BECAUSE SATAN WILL SMITE YOU REAL FAST AS SOON AS THE DEVIL SNITCHES ON YOU IN THE UNDERWORLD | ||
===BLOOD JAUNTING=== | ===BLOOD JAUNTING=== | ||
SPREADING BLOOD ALL THROUGH THE HALLWAYS (DRAGGING A CORPSE WHILE SLASHING IT) WILL HELP YOU IN THE LONG RUN, TRUST ME. HAVING THE ABILITY TO TELEPORT ANYWHERE PROVES TO BE PRETTY USEFUL. | SPREADING BLOOD ALL THROUGH THE HALLWAYS (DRAGGING A CORPSE WHILE SLASHING IT) WILL HELP YOU IN THE LONG RUN, TRUST ME. HAVING THE ABILITY TO TELEPORT ANYWHERE PROVES TO BE PRETTY USEFUL. | ||
===CORPSE FEEDING=== | ===CORPSE FEEDING=== | ||
NO SHAME ON TAKING A BITE ONCE YOU DRAG THEM TO HELL, MY FRIEND. IT'S YOUR ONLY WAY OF HEALING, SHORT OF A HUMAN PATCHING YOU UP. NOT ONLY IS A HUMAN GIVING YOU MEDICAL HELP A DISGRACE TO ALL DEMONKIND, BUT IF YOU EVEN ADMIT THAT YOU'RE CLOSE TO DYING THEY'LL PROBABLY JUST KILL YOU ANYWAY, YOU STUPID IDIOT DEMON. | NO SHAME ON TAKING A BITE ONCE YOU DRAG THEM TO HELL, MY FRIEND. IT'S YOUR ONLY WAY OF HEALING, SHORT OF A HUMAN PATCHING YOU UP. NOT ONLY IS A HUMAN GIVING YOU MEDICAL HELP A DISGRACE TO ALL DEMONKIND, BUT IF YOU EVEN ADMIT THAT YOU'RE CLOSE TO DYING THEY'LL PROBABLY JUST KILL YOU ANYWAY, YOU STUPID IDIOT DEMON. | ||
===JAUNT KILLING=== | ===JAUNT KILLING=== | ||
WE ARE SLOW, OKAY? IT TURNS OUT HAVING A SUIT OF INFERNAL ARMOR GLUED TO US IS PRETTY HEAVY. LUCKILY, YOU CAN GET SOME PRETTY EASY KILLS JUMPING OUT OF BLOOD AS THE BLOOD WILL GIVE YOU A SPEED BOOST. FANTASTIC COMBO, JUMP OUT OF BLOOD, ATTACK, TRY TO GET IN A FEW, AND THEN RETREAT TO THE BLOOD FOR ANOTHER SPEED ATTACK. '''REALLY THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE REALISTICALLY GOING TO STOP A SHOTGUN, SO PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT''' | |||
WE ARE SLOW, OKAY? IT TURNS OUT HAVING A SUIT OF INFERNAL ARMOR GLUED TO US IS PRETTY HEAVY. LUCKILY, YOU CAN GET SOME PRETTY EASY KILLS JUMPING OUT OF BLOOD AS THE BLOOD WILL GIVE YOU A SPEED BOOST. FANTASTIC COMBO, JUMP OUT OF BLOOD, ATTACK, TRY TO GET IN A FEW, AND THEN RETREAT TO THE BLOOD FOR ANOTHER SPEED ATTACK. '''REALLY THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE REALISTICALLY GOING TO STOP A | |||
==WAHHH DEMONS ARE KILLING MY FRIENDS AND I'M ONLY A STUPID HUMAN WHAT DO I DO== | ==WAHHH DEMONS ARE KILLING MY FRIENDS AND I'M ONLY A STUPID HUMAN WHAT DO I DO== | ||
GEE, I DON'T KNOW HUMAN, MAYBE SPACING YOURSELF WOULD WORK? OR MAYBE PRE-EMPTIVELY SPREADING YOUR BLOOD ALL DOWN THE HALLWAYS SO I DON'T HAVE TO FOR YOU WOULD BE GREAT AT STOPPING DEMONS, YES! | GEE, I DON'T KNOW HUMAN, MAYBE SPACING YOURSELF WOULD WORK? OR MAYBE PRE-EMPTIVELY SPREADING YOUR BLOOD ALL DOWN THE HALLWAYS SO I DON'T HAVE TO FOR YOU WOULD BE GREAT AT STOPPING DEMONS, YES! | ||
===DEMONS LOVE BLOOD=== | ===DEMONS LOVE BLOOD=== | ||
I NEED BLOOD TO JAUNT AROUND THE STATION AND KEEP MY KILL TO NOT KILLING RATIO EXTREMELY HIGH. DON'T REMOVE MY BLOOD, I MEAN IT. THAT WOULD INCUR MY IRE AND THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE ELSE TO GET MORE BLOOD. | I NEED BLOOD TO JAUNT AROUND THE STATION AND KEEP MY KILL TO NOT KILLING RATIO EXTREMELY HIGH. DON'T REMOVE MY BLOOD, I MEAN IT. THAT WOULD INCUR MY IRE AND THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE ELSE TO GET MORE BLOOD. | ||
===DEMONS LOVE EATING CORPSES=== | ===DEMONS LOVE EATING CORPSES=== | ||
WHOEVER THAT RIVER STYX GUY IS, HE'S A REAL DAMN CHEAT BECAUSE I CAN TAKE YOU RIGHT TO HELL WITH NO FEE. DRAGGING A DEAD HUMAN (THE LIVE ONES DON'T USUALLY WANT TO GO!) RIGHT TO THE UNDERWORLD IS MY BREAD AND BUTTER! AND I LITERALLY MEAN THAT BECAUSE I THEN FEAST ON THEIR CORPSE AND HEAL RIGHT BACK UP! | WHOEVER THAT RIVER STYX GUY IS, HE'S A REAL DAMN CHEAT BECAUSE I CAN TAKE YOU RIGHT TO HELL WITH NO FEE. DRAGGING A DEAD HUMAN (THE LIVE ONES DON'T USUALLY WANT TO GO!) RIGHT TO THE UNDERWORLD IS MY BREAD AND BUTTER! AND I LITERALLY MEAN THAT BECAUSE I THEN FEAST ON THEIR CORPSE AND HEAL RIGHT BACK UP! | ||
===DEMONS HATE SHOTGUNS=== | ===DEMONS HATE SHOTGUNS=== | ||
IF SILVER BULLETS KILLED WEREWOLVES (THEY DON'T, STOP TRYING) THEN SHOTGUNS WOULD BE THE SILVER BULLET EQUIVALENT OF SLAUGHTER DEMONS. DEMONS, STAY AWAY FROM THEM, YOU WILL GET BLASTED BACK TO TARTARUS. | IF SILVER BULLETS KILLED WEREWOLVES (THEY DON'T, STOP TRYING) THEN SHOTGUNS WOULD BE THE SILVER BULLET EQUIVALENT OF SLAUGHTER DEMONS. DEMONS, STAY AWAY FROM THEM, YOU WILL GET BLASTED BACK TO TARTARUS. | ||
===DEMONS HATE LAUGHTER DEMONS=== | ===DEMONS HATE LAUGHTER DEMONS=== | ||
I MEAN ATTACKING THEM WOULD BE SOME PRETTY HIGH LEVELS OF DEMONIC HERESY BUT MY GOD PLEASE INSULT THEM FOR THEIR PRIMAL STUPIDITY. EVEN YOU, HUMANS! THEY DON'T EVEN KILL HUMANS, JUST TAKE THEM TO THEIR HUGBOX DIMENSION! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND IT'S REALLY UNSETTLING AND '''THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!!''' | |||
I MEAN ATTACKING THEM WOULD BE SOME PRETTY HIGH LEVELS OF DEMONIC HERESY BUT MY GOD PLEASE INSULT THEM FOR THEIR PRIMAL STUPIDITY. EVEN YOU, HUMANS! THEY DON'T EVEN KILL HUMANS, JUST TAKE THEM TO THEIR HUGBOX | |||
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I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THIS ONE, VERY BUSY WITH KILLING PEOPLE AT THE MOMENT. | I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THIS ONE, VERY BUSY WITH KILLING PEOPLE AT THE MOMENT. | ||
Latest revision as of 06:56, 16 June 2023
| INFERNAL STAFF | |
 Demon |
Access: WHERE EVER BLOOD IS ON THE FLOOR. Additional Access: WHERE EVER MERE MORTALS MAY COWER! Difficulty: EASY! Supervisors: FRAIL, SOULFLINGING DEVILS!! Duties: KILL EVERYTHING! Guides: THIS IS THE GUIDE, STUPID MEATBAG! Quote: The blood begins to bubble... |
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Slaugh T. Deeman, Infernal Employee of the Month says: "YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT SLAUGHTER DEMONS? I'LL TELL YOU THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE THE CODEX GIGAS LOOK LIKE THE BIBLE!!" |
DADDY'S HOME
I AM HERE! I HAVE TWO OBJECTIVES, SO LISTEN CLOSELY HUMANS!
- ONE, KILL WHOEVER SUMMONED ME
- AND TWO, KILL EVERYONE ELSE! RUN, PUNY MORTALS!
WAHHH I'M A DEMON AND I'M KILLING ALL THESE HUMANS WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT WHAT DO I DO
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE! JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE KILLING BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WILL. HERE'S A COUPLE THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND THOUGH, DEMON TO DEMON.
HIERARCHY
IT GOES LIKE THIS
- SATAN
- DEVILS
- DEMON KING, BUBBLEGUM
- DEMONS
- IMPS
- STUPID GOOBALLS WE CALL HUMANS
MY FELLOW DEMONS, PLEASE DO NOT KILL DEVILS BECAUSE SATAN WILL SMITE YOU REAL FAST AS SOON AS THE DEVIL SNITCHES ON YOU IN THE UNDERWORLD
BLOOD JAUNTING
SPREADING BLOOD ALL THROUGH THE HALLWAYS (DRAGGING A CORPSE WHILE SLASHING IT) WILL HELP YOU IN THE LONG RUN, TRUST ME. HAVING THE ABILITY TO TELEPORT ANYWHERE PROVES TO BE PRETTY USEFUL.
CORPSE FEEDING
NO SHAME ON TAKING A BITE ONCE YOU DRAG THEM TO HELL, MY FRIEND. IT'S YOUR ONLY WAY OF HEALING, SHORT OF A HUMAN PATCHING YOU UP. NOT ONLY IS A HUMAN GIVING YOU MEDICAL HELP A DISGRACE TO ALL DEMONKIND, BUT IF YOU EVEN ADMIT THAT YOU'RE CLOSE TO DYING THEY'LL PROBABLY JUST KILL YOU ANYWAY, YOU STUPID IDIOT DEMON.
JAUNT KILLING
WE ARE SLOW, OKAY? IT TURNS OUT HAVING A SUIT OF INFERNAL ARMOR GLUED TO US IS PRETTY HEAVY. LUCKILY, YOU CAN GET SOME PRETTY EASY KILLS JUMPING OUT OF BLOOD AS THE BLOOD WILL GIVE YOU A SPEED BOOST. FANTASTIC COMBO, JUMP OUT OF BLOOD, ATTACK, TRY TO GET IN A FEW, AND THEN RETREAT TO THE BLOOD FOR ANOTHER SPEED ATTACK. REALLY THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE REALISTICALLY GOING TO STOP A SHOTGUN, SO PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT
WAHHH DEMONS ARE KILLING MY FRIENDS AND I'M ONLY A STUPID HUMAN WHAT DO I DO
GEE, I DON'T KNOW HUMAN, MAYBE SPACING YOURSELF WOULD WORK? OR MAYBE PRE-EMPTIVELY SPREADING YOUR BLOOD ALL DOWN THE HALLWAYS SO I DON'T HAVE TO FOR YOU WOULD BE GREAT AT STOPPING DEMONS, YES!
DEMONS LOVE BLOOD
I NEED BLOOD TO JAUNT AROUND THE STATION AND KEEP MY KILL TO NOT KILLING RATIO EXTREMELY HIGH. DON'T REMOVE MY BLOOD, I MEAN IT. THAT WOULD INCUR MY IRE AND THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE ELSE TO GET MORE BLOOD.
DEMONS LOVE EATING CORPSES
WHOEVER THAT RIVER STYX GUY IS, HE'S A REAL DAMN CHEAT BECAUSE I CAN TAKE YOU RIGHT TO HELL WITH NO FEE. DRAGGING A DEAD HUMAN (THE LIVE ONES DON'T USUALLY WANT TO GO!) RIGHT TO THE UNDERWORLD IS MY BREAD AND BUTTER! AND I LITERALLY MEAN THAT BECAUSE I THEN FEAST ON THEIR CORPSE AND HEAL RIGHT BACK UP!
DEMONS HATE SHOTGUNS
IF SILVER BULLETS KILLED WEREWOLVES (THEY DON'T, STOP TRYING) THEN SHOTGUNS WOULD BE THE SILVER BULLET EQUIVALENT OF SLAUGHTER DEMONS. DEMONS, STAY AWAY FROM THEM, YOU WILL GET BLASTED BACK TO TARTARUS.
DEMONS HATE LAUGHTER DEMONS
I MEAN ATTACKING THEM WOULD BE SOME PRETTY HIGH LEVELS OF DEMONIC HERESY BUT MY GOD PLEASE INSULT THEM FOR THEIR PRIMAL STUPIDITY. EVEN YOU, HUMANS! THEY DON'T EVEN KILL HUMANS, JUST TAKE THEM TO THEIR HUGBOX DIMENSION! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND IT'S REALLY UNSETTLING AND THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!!
RELEVANT CODE CHANGES
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THIS ONE, VERY BUSY WITH KILLING PEOPLE AT THE MOMENT.
