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|difficulty = Impossible  
|difficulty = Impossible  
|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]
|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]
|duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would
|duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, causing station wide riots when a head of staff kills you
|guides = [[Chain of Command]]
|guides = [[Chain of Command]]
|quote = Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.
}}
}}
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Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.<br>
==KILLING PRIVATE IAN==
Killing Ian is just as wise as welding a welding fuel tank, it's going to blow up in your face. This puts you under the mercy of the entire station, being that Ian is the station's beloved pet. As fun as it sounds to drag the little guy into a washing machine and parade around the station eating the meat, DO NOT DO IT IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!


==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR==
==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR==
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** Sunglasses
** Sunglasses
** Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
** Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
** HoP's Hat
** Top Hat
** Top Hat
** Kitty Ears
** Kitty Ears
** Clown mask (honk)
** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
** Detective's Hat
** Detective's Hat
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** Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
** Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
** Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
** Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
** Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
** Police hAT (The warden's hat.)
** A sheet of paper
** A sheet of paper
** Cargo baseball cap.
** Cargo baseball cap.
** Cardborg Helmet
** Cardborg Helmet
** A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
** Reindeer hardhat (most likely admin spawnable only.)
* Back:
* Back:
** Standard Armor
** Armor Vest
** Station bound radio
** Station bound radio
** Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
** Oxygen Tank (The big ones)
** Fire Extinguisher
** Fire Extinguisher
** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
** C4 (Rip)


==Lisa==
==Lisa==
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid;
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the [[chef]] and murdered by [[assistant]]s.
If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. It will mate with Ian, producing the cutest thing ever. The Corgi Puppy.  
 
This puppy will then be stolen by the chef.
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|-
'''Jobs on /tg/station'''<br>
| rowspan = 12 align = "center" | '''[[Jobs]] on Beestation'''<br>
[[File:jobstemp.png|link=jobs]]
[[File:jobstempgreyscale.png|link=jobs]]
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|-
 
| style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command'''
'''Law and Order:''' [[Captain|Alpha Dog]], [[Head of Personnel|Master]], [[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]], [[Detective|Smells like Whiskey]], [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]]
| '''[[Captain|Alpha Dog]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel|Master]]'''
, [[Lawyer|Paper Dog]]
|-
----
| textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security'''
'''Maintenance and Supply:''' [[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]], [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]],  [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]], [[Janitor|Bag of Treets keeper]], [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]], [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]], [[Botanist|Smells like "Plants"]], [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]]
| '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''', [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]], [[Detective|Smells Like Whiskey]]
----
|-
'''Medical and Science:''' [[Research Director|Grrrrr]], [[Chief Medical Officer|Smells like cat]], [[Chemist|Smells like Bad]], [[Geneticist|Smells like death]], [[Medical Doctor|Smells like makefeelgood]], [[Virologist|Smells like everything]],  [[Roboticist|Maker of loud buzzy things]], [[Scientist|Trouble]]
| style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]'''
----
| '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]],  [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]]
'''Civil Duty Jobs:''' [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]], [[Bartender|Tastes like whiskey]], [[Chaplain|Barking]], [[Chef|Keeper of the foods]], [[Clown|Smells funny]], [[Mime|Smells blank]], [[Librarian|Submissive Dog]]
|-
----
| style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]'''
'''Nonhuman Class:''' [[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]], [[Cyborg|Loud buzzy thing]], [[Drone|Metal bug]], [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]], [[Construct|Is that a Ghost Shaggy?]], [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]]
| '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''', [[Scientist|Trouble]], [[Roboticist|Maker of Loud Buzzy Things]]
----
|-
'''Enemy Agents:''' [[Syndicate guide|Bad Dogs]], [[Changeling|Every Dog]], [[Xenos|Spiney Dogs]], [[Wizard|Magic Dog]]
| style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]'''
----
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells Like Cat]]''', [[Medical Doctor|Smells Like Makefeelgood]], [[Brig Physician|Smells Like Dismemberment]], [[Chemist|Smells Like Bad]], [[Geneticist|Smells Like Death]],  [[Virologist|Smells Like Plague]]
'''Special Jobs:''' [[Space Ninja|Anyone else smell that?]], [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Ian|Best Dog]]
|-
| style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service'''
| [[Janitor|Bag of Treets Keeper]], [[Bartender|Tastes Like whiskey]], [[Cook|Keeper of the Foods]], [[Botanist|Smells Like "Plants"]], [[Clown|Smells Funny]], [[Mime|Smells Blank]], [[Chaplain|Barking]], [[Curator|Lewd Dog]]
|-
| style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian'''
| [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]], [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]], [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]], [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]]
|-
| style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human'''
| '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''', [[Cyborg|Loud Buzzy Thing]], [[Positronic Brain|Loudvoicefromcube]], [[Drone|Metal Bug]], [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]], [[Construct|Is That a Ghost Shaggy?]], [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]]
|-
| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonist'''
| [[Traitor|Smells Like Telecrystals]], [[Malfunctioning AI|VERYloudvoicefromwall]], [[Changeling|Smells Like Everyone]], [[Syndicate guide|Bad Dogs]], [[Wizard|Magic Dog]], [[Shadowling|Removed Dog]], [[Nightmare|Readded Dog]], [[Abductor|Smells Like Ayy]], [[Xeno|Spiney Dogs]], [[Spider|Spider Dog]], [[Revenant|Angry Dead Dog]], [[Space Ninja|Anyone Else Smell That?]], [[Holoparasite|Guard Dog]], [[Swarmers|Hungry Dog]], [[Blob|Tasty Goo]], [[Devil|Smells Like Brimstone]], [[Blood_Cult|Smells Like Blood]], [[Clockwork Cult|Smells Like Brass]], [[Pirate|Smells Like Rum]], [[Sentient Disease|Smells Like Mutagen]], [[Creep|Forbidden Snack]], [[Fugitives|Dogthinkers]], [[Hunters|Smells Like THE LAW]], [[Heretics|Smells Like Old Books]]
|-
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special'''
| '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''', [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Emergency Response Team|Dog Catchers!]], [[Chrono Legionnaire|Time Bark]], [[Highlander|Loudvoicefromskirt]], [[Ian|Best Dog]]
|-
| style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races'''
| [[Humans|Mans]], [[Lizardperson|Scale Mans]], [[Flyperson|Buzz Mans]], [[Plasmaman|Fire Mans]], [[Podman|Vegetable Mans]], [[golem|Rock Mans]], [[Felinids|DIRTY CATS]], [[Ethereals|Glowy Mans]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Strange Mans]]  
|}
|}
[[Category:Jobs]]


[[Category: Jobs]]
[[Category: Jobs]]

Latest revision as of 02:25, 26 April 2021

SPECIAL STAFF

Ian 		Access: None
Additional Access: N/A
Difficulty: Impossible
Supervisors: Head of Personnel
Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, causing station wide riots when a head of staff kills you
Guides: Chain of Command
Quote: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.


EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR

  • Head:
    • Regular Helmet
    • Sunglasses
    • Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
    • HoP's Hat
    • Top Hat
    • Kitty Ears
    • Clown mask (honk)
    • Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
    • Detective's Hat
    • Sombrero
    • Nurse Hat
    • Beret
    • Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
    • Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
    • Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
    • Bunny Ears
    • Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
    • Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
    • Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
    • Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
    • Police hAT (The warden's hat.)
    • A sheet of paper
    • Cargo baseball cap.
    • Cardborg Helmet
    • Reindeer hardhat (most likely admin spawnable only.)
  • Back:
    • Armor Vest
    • Station bound radio
    • Oxygen Tank (The big ones)
    • Fire Extinguisher
    • Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
    • C4 (Rip)

Lisa

It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by assistants.


Jobs on Beestation

Command Alpha Dog, Master
Security Bigger Dog, Pee On, Butt Sniffer, Smells Like Whiskey
Engineering Poly's Keeper, Yellow Dog, Smells Strange
Science Grrrrr, Trouble, Maker of Loud Buzzy Things
Medical Smells Like Cat, Smells Like Makefeelgood, Smells Like Dismemberment, Smells Like Bad, Smells Like Death, Smells Like Plague
Service Bag of Treets Keeper, Tastes Like whiskey, Keeper of the Foods, Smells Like "Plants", Smells Funny, Smells Blank, Barking, Lewd Dog
Civilian Corgi Orderer, Corgi Pusher, Outside Dog, Threat, Bark at constantly
Non-human Loudvoicefromwall, Loud Buzzy Thing, Loudvoicefromcube, Metal Bug, Loudvoicefromsmallbox, Is That a Ghost Shaggy?, G-g-g-GHOST!
Antagonist Smells Like Telecrystals, VERYloudvoicefromwall, Smells Like Everyone, Bad Dogs, Magic Dog, Removed Dog, Readded Dog, Smells Like Ayy, Spiney Dogs, Spider Dog, Angry Dead Dog, Anyone Else Smell That?, Guard Dog, Hungry Dog, Tasty Goo, Smells Like Brimstone, Smells Like Blood, Smells Like Brass, Smells Like Rum, Smells Like Mutagen, Forbidden Snack, Dogthinkers, Smells Like THE LAW, Smells Like Old Books
Special Bark, Sniff & Arf, Bigger Alpha Dogs, Dog Catchers!, Time Bark, Loudvoicefromskirt, Best Dog
Races Mans, Scale Mans, Buzz Mans, Fire Mans, Vegetable Mans, Rock Mans, DIRTY CATS, Glowy Mans, Strange Mans
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