Bar

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Recreational Area
Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill
Includes a seating area, bar, kitchen, freezer room, and a theatre for performances!
Obvious exits	South to Starboard Primary Hallway, north-west to the Theatre, north to maintenance, east to Kitchen
Purpose	Host barfights
Access level
Noteworthy contents	A piano, Booze-O-Mat, four tables for 4x customers and one table for 3x
Clearance	Everyone
Security level	Low
Style	Bar/Theatre
Balance Requirements	No major balance requirements
Other Notes
Locations on beestation

Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!

Bar

The bar is located on the eastern side (starboard corridor) of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey (rip deempisi) and the Bartender. The bar door and back room all require Bar access.

Contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks. There is also a back room where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activites take place.

Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.

Theatre

This is the starting location for the trustworthy Clown and the shy but competitive Mime. Requires Theatre access to attain entrance, which of course the clown and mime start off with (if they didn't the station would be a better place).

The theatre stage has a random instrument in its corner at the start of a shift. You can annoy the shit out of everyone play awesome music with it and raise the morale of your allies during battles or win the heart of your soon-to-be lady with a lovely serenade. The piano's companion, the violin, can be found in the dorms.

Backstage there is an AutoDrome vending machine that dispenses costumes. For example, you can vend a pirate costume (arr scurvy again), or a wizard costume (MAGIC MISSLE!!1). The theatre is a facade, nobody will ever host a play or god forbid, concert on the stage. They will, however, steal any kitty ears and rabbit ears possible as well as any costume pieces lying about.

General	Recreational	Medical	Logistics	Science	Engineering	Security	Command	Upkeep	Outside
Arrivals Art Storage Auxiliary Tool Storage Emergency Storage Escape Pods Escape Shuttle Escape Shuttle Hallway Garden Primary Tool Storage	Bar Chapel Dormitory Holodeck Hydroponics Kitchen and Freezer Library Locker Room Theatre	Medbay Chemistry Lab Chief Medical Officer's Office Genetics Medbay Storage Morgue Operating Theatre Patient Room Recovery Room Virology	Supplies Cargo Bay Cargo Office Delivery Office Mining Dock Quartermaster's Office	Research Division Experimental Lab Research and Development Lab Research Director's Office Robotics Lab Server Room Toxins Lab Toxins Test Chamber Testing Lab Xenobiology Lab Exploration Docks Exploration Shuttle	Engineering Atmospherics Auxilliary Base Construction Chief Engineer's Office Construction Area Electrical Maintenance Gravity Generator Room Solars Supermatter Engine Technical Storage Telecomms Storage Telecommunications Vacant Office Vacant Office B	Armory Brig Courtroom Detective's Office Interrogation Head of Security's Office Law Office Prison Wing Labor Camp Security Office Security Posts Warden's Office	AI Satellite AI Upload Bridge Captain's Quarters Conference Room E.V.A. Gateway Head of Personnel's Office Teleporter Vault Corporate Showroom	Custodial Closet Incinerator Maintenance Waste Disposal	Abandoned Satellite Central Command Derelict White Ship Mining Station Lavaland Space