Guide to food and drinks

Under Construction This page is currently under construction during the transition to the newfood system. The transition will fundamentally change several existing parts of the kitchen & food including: How food is eaten, how something is determined to be edible, food reagents, food sprites, customfood, & how food is cooked. This interim during the transition is expected to be mostly stable, however, several existing features will be rendered nonfunctional, like customfood, during the duration. If you encounter any other bugs with food, food edibility, or food sprites, feel free to bring them to me -RKz, Coordinating Newfood to Bee 11/18/2023

Drinks

Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.
0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Picture	Cocktail	Strength	Ingredients	Drink Description	Notes
	Absinthe	80	1 part Absinthe	A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.	Has a 10% chance to cause hallucinations per tick unless you have alcohol tolerance. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
	Ale	65	1 part ale	A warm pint of delicious ale.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
	Applejack	20	1 part applejack	The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
	Apple Juice	N/A	1 part apple juice	The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.	To acquire: Juice an apple.
	Banana Juice	N/A	1 part banana juice	The raw essence of a banana. HONK	Heals clowns and monkeys of 1 brute and burn damage per tick. To acquire: Juice bananas.
	Beer	25	1 part beer	A freezing pint of beer.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
	Berry Juice	N/A	1 part berry juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?	To acquire: Juice berries.
	Carrot juice	N/A	1 part carrot juice	It is just like a carrot but without crunching.	Heals eye damage. To acquire: Juice carrots.
	Champagne	40	1 part champagne	A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.	To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
	Clown's Tears	N/A	1 part clown's tears	Not very funny.	To acquire: Grind some clown's tears soup.
	Coffee	N/A	1 part coffee	Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, causes jittering, heats up if frozen, and purges frost oil. Overdose at 80 units. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks vending machines.
	Cognac	75	1 part cognac	Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Milk glass.png	Creme de Coconut	20	1 part creme de coconut	A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
	Creme de Menthe	20	1 part creme de menthe	A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
	Creme de Cacao	20	1 part creme de cacao	A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
	Dr. Gibb	N/A	1 part Dr. Gibb	Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.	Reduces drowsiness, and cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Fernet	80	1 part Fernet	Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.	Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. To acquire: In hacked Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Garlic Juice	N/A	1 part garlic juice	Grinded (not juiced) garlic. Chefs love it.	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). To acquire: Grind garlic.
	Gin	45	1 part gin	It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
	Grenadine	N/A	1 part grenadine	Delicious flavored syrup.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat or In Soda Dispenser.
	Ice	N/A	1 part ice	Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...	Cools you down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Hard Cider	25	1 part hard cider	Apple juice, for adults.	Gives nutrition. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
File:Holy water glass.png	Holy Water	N/A	1 part holy water	A glass of holy water.	Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism. To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
	Kahlúa	45	1 part Kahlúa	DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleeping, and makes you jittery. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
	Lemon Juice	N/A	1 part lemon juice	Sour...	To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
	Lemon-Lime	N/A	1 part Lemon-Lime	You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.	Cools you down if overheated. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Lime Juice	N/A	1 part lime juice	A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.	Has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
	Menthol	N/A	1 part menthol	Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.	Prevents coughing. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
File:Milk glass.png	Milk	N/A	1 part milk	White and nutritious goodness!	Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick and purges capsaicin oil. Overdose at 500 units. To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
	Cream	N/A	1 part cream	Ewwww...	Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute damage per tick. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
File:Nothing glass.png	Nothing	N/A	1 part nothing	Absolutely nothing.	Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn damage and mutes them. To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
	Orange Juice	N/A	1 part orange juice	Vitamins! Yay!	Has a 30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage per tick. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
	Parsnip Juice	N/A	1 part parsnip juice	Why...	To acquire: Juice a parsnip.
	Peach Juice	N/A	1 part peach juice	Just peachy.	To acquire: Canned in maintenance peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.
	Pineapple Juice	N/A	1 part pineapple juice	Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.	To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
	Poison Berry Juice	N/A	1 part poison berry juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?	Shows up as "Berry Juice" but has a slightly darker color. Does 1 toxin damage per tick. To acquire: Juice poison berries.
	Potato Juice	N/A	1 part potato juice	Bleh...	Gives nutrition. Metabolism rate of 0.8 units per tick. To acquire: Juice potatoes.
	Rum	60	1 part rum	Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Sake	70	1 part sake	A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
File:Soda water glass.png	Soda Water	N/A	1 part soda water	Why not make a scotch and soda?	Reduces dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Soy milk glass.png	Soy Milk	N/A	1 part soy milk	White and nutritious soy goodness!	Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute damage per tick. To acquire: From Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
	Space Cola	N/A	1 part Space Cola	A glass of refreshing Space Cola.	Cools down if overheated, and reduces drowsiness. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
	Space Mountain Wind	N/A	1 part Space Mountain Wind	Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.	Reduces drowsiness and sleeping, makes you jitter, and cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Space-Up	N/A	1 part Space-Up	Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Tea	N/A	1 part tea	Drinking it from here would not seem right.	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleep, and cold less than coffee, reduces jittering, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin per tick. To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
	Tequila	70	1 part tequila	Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Tomato Juice	N/A	1 part tomato juice	Are you sure this is tomato juice?	Has a 20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
File:Tonic water glass.png	Tonic Water	N/A	1 part tonic water	Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleeping, and cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Triple Sec	30	1 part triple sec	A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.	To acquire: In a booze dispenser.
	Vermouth	45	1 part vermouth	You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Vodka	65	1 part vodka	The glass contain wodka. Xynta.	Reduces radiation levels. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
	Water	N/A	1 part water	The father of all refreshments.	To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.
File:Watermelon juice glass.png	Watermelon Juice	N/A	1 part watermelon juice	A glass of watermelon juice.	To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
File:Welder fuel glass.png	Welder Fuel	N/A	1 part welding fuel	Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.	Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.
	Whiskey	75	1 part whiskey	A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
	Wine	35	1 part wine	A very classy looking drink.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa).

Mixed Drinks

Picture	Cocktail	Strength	Ingredients	Drink Description	Notes
	Acid Spit	80	5 parts wine, 1 part Sulfuric Acid	A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
	Alexander	80	1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream	A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.	If you have a shield, it will increase your block power by 15, but is purged if you lose your shield. IBA Official Cocktail
	Allies Cocktail	45	1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka	A drink made from your allies.	Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
	Aloe	35	3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey	Very, very, very good.
	Amasec	35	1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka	Official drink of the Nanotrasen Gun-Club!	Warhammer 40k drink
	Andalusia	40	1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice	A nice, strangely named drink.
	Anti-Freeze	35	2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice	The ultimate refreshment.	Heats you up if you are frozen
	Arnold Palmer	N/A	1 part lemonade, 1 part tea	Encourages the patient to go golfing.	Gives nutriment. Has a 5% chance each tick to give messages about golf.
	Atomic Bomb	N/A	10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium	Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.	Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering. Makes you sleep after 51 cycles, and take 2 toxin per tick after 201. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	B-52	85	1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac	Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.	Makes you hear a distant explosion. IBA Official Cocktail
	Bacchus' Blessing	300	1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb	Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.	Can kill you if you drink enough.
	Bahama Mama	35	2 parts rum, 1 part pineapple juice, 1 part creme de coconut, 1 part kahlua	Tropic cocktail.	Existing cocktail
	Banana Honk	60	1 part laughter, 1 part cream	A drink from Clown Heaven.	Heals clowns and monkeys of 1 brute and burn damage per tick. Gives nutrition.
	Barefoot	45	1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice	Barefoot and pregnant.	Heals 3 brute damage per tick when not wearing shoes.
	Bastion Bourbon	30	1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice	Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.	When it's in your system, it will heal 1 brute and burn, 0.5 toxin, 3 suffocation, and 5 stamina damage as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Metabolizes at 0.8 units per tick. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
	Beepsky Smash	90	2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron	Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.	Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Makes you unable to block. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
	Between the Sheets	80	1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice	A provocatively named classic.	Heals 0.25 brute or burn if you have both damage types, or 0.2 brute or burn if you only have one, while you're sleeping. IBA Official Cocktail
	Bilk	15	1 part beer, 1 part milk	A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.	Gives nutrition. Has a 10% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
	Black Russian	70	3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa	For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.	IBA official cocktail
	Blank Paper	20	1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part clown's tears	A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.	Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn per tick, mutes anyone who drinks it for 1 minute.
	Blazaam	70	1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust Grind a bluespace crystal , 2 parts gin	The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.	Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
	Bloody Mary	55	1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice	Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.	Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
	Cherry Shake	N/A	3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.	A cherry flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition.
	Blue Cherry Shake	N/A	3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part blue cherry jelly	A blue cherry flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition.
	Vanilla Shake	N/A	3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part vanilla powder	A vanilla flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition.
	Chocolate Shake	N/A	4 part chocolate milk, 1 part cream	A chocolate flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition.
	Strawberry Shake	N/A	3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part berry juice	A strawberry flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition.
	Banana Shake	N/A	3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part banana juice	A banana flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition.
	Salted Caramel Shake	N/A	3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part salt, 1 part caramel	A salted caramel flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Booger	45	1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice	Ewww...
	Branca Menta	35	1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice	A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.	Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank.
	Brave Bull	80	2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa	Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.	Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
	Bug Spray	50	2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka	A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.	Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Changeling Sting	95	2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail	A stingy drink.	Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
	Chocolate Milk	N/A	1 part milk, 1 part cocoa powder	Milk for cool kids.
	Chocolate Pudding	N/A	10 part chocolate milk, 5 part eggyolk	A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.	Gives nutrition. Metabolism rate of 1.6 units per
	Hot Chocolate	N/A	5 parts water, 1 part cocoa powder	Tasty.	Heats up if frozen. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Classic Martini	60	2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth	Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.	IBA official cocktail
	Cafe Latte	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part milk	A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if cold, makes you jitter, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
	Cream Soda	N/A	2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla powder	A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.	Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
	Crevice Spike	-10	2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin	Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.	It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
	Cuba Libre	50	3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice	A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.	Heals revolutionaries of 1 brute, burn, toxin, and 5 suffocation per tick.. IBA official cocktail
	Demons Blood	75	1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb	Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.	Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
	Devil's Kiss	70	1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa	Creepy time!	Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
	Doctor's Delight	N/A	1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone	A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.	Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you are a member of medical, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
	Driest Martini	65	1 part Nothing, 1 part gin	Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.	Gives nutrition.
	Drunken Blumpkin	50	1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice	A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
	Duplex	25	2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice	An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
	Eggnog	1	5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream	For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.	Gives nutrition.
	Erika Surprise	35	1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice	The surprise is, it's green!
	Fanciulli	-10	1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet	What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?	Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage. Existing drink.
	Faster-Than-Liver	52	1 part Stable Plasma, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail	A beverage born among the stars, it's said drinking too much feels just like FTL transit.	Stable Plasma can be found at chemistry.
	Fernet Cola	25	1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola	A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.	Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
	Fetching Fizz	10	1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron	Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.	Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Metabolizes extremely slowly at 0.04 units per tick. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
	Fringe Weaver	90	9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar	Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.	Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
	Gibb Floats	N/A	5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream	Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.	Gives nutrition.
	Gin Fizz	45	2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice	Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Gin and Tonic	25	2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water	A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
	Goldschlager	25	10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold	100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.	Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Grape Soda	N/A	1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water	Beloved of children and teetotalers.	Cools you down if overheated.
	Grappa	60	1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
	Grasshopper	25	5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao	A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Green Beer	25	10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder	A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.	Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Grog	1	1 part water, 1 part rum	A fine and cepa drink for Space.	Exists in real world
	Hearty Punch	90	5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315)	Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.	Heals brute burn and toxin by 3, suffocation by 4, and cellular damage by 5 if in critical condition. Metabolizes at 0.16 units per tick. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
	Hippie's Delight	N/A	1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.	Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, jittering, twitch, and giggle, which all scales to the amount of cycles it has been in your system until after 200, where it starts doing 2 toxin per tick.
	Hooch	100	2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst)	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.	Heals assistants of 1 brute and burn per tick. Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era
	Iced Beer	15	5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil	A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.	Cools you down if overheated a lot faster than most drinks.
	Iced Coffee	N/A	1 part ice, 3 parts coffee, or from the soda dispenser.	A drink to perk you up and refresh you!	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, causes jittering, and cools you down.
	Iced Tea	N/A	1 part ice, 3 parts tea	All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleep, and cools you down less than iced coffee, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin per tick.
	Irish Car Bomb	25	1 part irish cream, 1 part ale	An Irish car bomb.	Exists in real world
	Irish Coffee	35	2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee	Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Irish Cream	50	2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream	It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?	Exists in real world
	Jack Rose	15	2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice	A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
	Kamikaze	60	1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice	Divinely windy.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Lemonade	N/A	2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice	Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Lizard Wine	45	1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol	An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.	Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu.
	Long Island Iced Tea	35	1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila	The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Manhattan	30	2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth	The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...	IBA Official Cocktail
	Manhattan Project	45	10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium	A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Margarita	35	2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice	On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!	IBA Official Cocktail
	Mead	30	2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.	Gives nutrition. Exists in real world
	Mojito	30	1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol	A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.	IBA Official Cocktail
File:Moonshine glass.png	Moonshine	95	5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
	Narsour	10	1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood	A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!	Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3. Has a minor explosive reaction with a drink for fools
	Nuka Cola	N/A	1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola	Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland	Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, cools you down, and gives you ephedrine speed. Reference to Fallout.
	Old Timer	35	3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander	An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.	Makes you older. And older, and older. 1 year per tick. Your hair changes color above 70 years, you become nearsighted above 100 and grow a long beard if male, and eventually get dusted above 969.
	Neurotoxin	50	1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.	Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Quickly purged by Neurine.
	Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	N/A	1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice	Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.	Makes you dizzy, makes you stutter between 15 to 45 cycles, confused between 45 and 55, druggy between 55 to 200, and eventually take 2 toxin damage per tick after 200 cycles. Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
	Painkiller	20	5 parts Creme de Coconut, 4 parts pineapple juice, 1 part orange juice	Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
	Patron	60	10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver	Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.	Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Peppermint Patty	25	6 parts hot chocolate, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol	This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.	Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
	Pina Colada	40	3 parts pineapple juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part rum	A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.	Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Planet Cracker	50	2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold	This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.	Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
	Pumpkin Latte	N/A	5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream	A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.	Gives nutrition.
	Quadruple Sec	35	5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe	Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.	Heals all security personnel for 0.5 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, makes you hungrier.
	Quintiple Sec	60	5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb	Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.	Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick, on top of some stamina regeneration. Has an high alcohol level, and will make you drunk with a few sips. Additionally, makes you even more hungry than the quadruple sec.
	Red Mead	31	1 part mead, 1 part blood	A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
	Red Queen	N/A	6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part Growth Serum Fly amanita	DRINK ME.	Randomly changes your size while it's in your system and makes you sneeze.
	Rubberneck	60	5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame	A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
	Rum and Coke	40	2 parts rum, 1 part space cola	The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
	Sbiten	70	1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin	A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.	Heats you up twice as fast as coffee if you are frozen. Exists in real world
	Screwdriver Cocktail	55	2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice	A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.	Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. IBA Official Cocktail
	Sidecar	80	2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice	The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Silencer	59	1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar	A drink from mime Heaven.	Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn per tick. Gives nutrition. Mute for 15 seconds
	Singulo	35	5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine	A blue-space beverage.
	Snow White	35	1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime	A cold refreshment.
	Soy Latte	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk	A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if cold, makes you jitter, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
	Squirt Cider	40	1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment	Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.	Gives nutrition and raises satiety.
	Stinger	25	10 parts whiskey, 5 parts creme de menthe	A snappy way to end the day.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Sugar Rush	10	2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine	Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.	Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
	Syndicate Bomb	90	1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer	A syndicate bomb.	Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
	Tequila Sunrise	45	2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine	Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...	Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail
	The Manly Dorf	100	2 parts beer, 4 parts ale	A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.	Has only an alcohol power of 5 to people with dwarf mutation. Heals them of 2 brute and burn per tick as well. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
	Thirteen Loko	80	1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee	This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.	Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
	Three Mile Island Iced Tea	10	10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium	A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Toxins Special	25	2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma	Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!	Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
	Trappist Beer	40	2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar	A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.	If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
	Triple Citrus	N/A	1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice	Triple the citrus, triple the fun.	Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
	Turbo	85	2 parts moonshine, 1 part Nitrous Oxide 2 parts Ammonia 3 parts Hydrogen 1 part Nitrogen 2 parts Oxygen 1 part Nitrogen Temperature 525K , 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game	A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.	Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.
	Vanilla Pudding	N/A	5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla powder, 5 parts eggyolk	A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.	Gives nutrition.
	Vodka and Tonic	70	2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water	For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
	Vodka Martini	65	2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth	A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
	Whiskey Cola	70	2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola	An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
	Whiskey Soda	70	2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water	Ultimate refreshment.
	Whiskey Sour	35	1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar	Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
	White Russian	50	3 Black Russian, 2 part cream	A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Wizz Fizz	50	1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec	A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.	Heals wizards 1 of brute, burn, toxin, and suffocation per tick.
	Fourth Wall	N/A	10 parts Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, 1 part Bluespace Dust Grind a bluespace crystal	This substance seems like it shouldn't exist.	Gives temporary brain traumas over time that are cured when the drink is out of your system. Metabolizes at 0.3 units per tick. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Rat'vander Cocktail	10	5 parts wine, 5 parts triple sec, 1 part sugar, 1 part Iron, 0.6 part Copper	Side effects include hoarding brass and hatred of blood.	Causes you to slur clock cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 10u, so 25 wine, 25 triple sec, 5 sugar, and 1 ground-up "brass" sheet makes 50u. Has a minor explosive reaction with the favoured drink of infidels
	Icewing	50	1 part anti-freeze, 1 part miner's salve, 1 part ice	A frost beam on ice.	Cools you down if hot, and heals some burn damage if taking damage from cold. Perfect for watcher hunting!
	Sarsaparillian Sunset	70	5 parts tequila sunrise, 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part napalm (requires temperature of 320)	The taste of the waste.	Heals burn damage at 3 per tick, but if overdosed over 50u it deals 7 burn damage and grants fire breath. Makes 5 parts instead of 7.
	Bee's Knees	35	1 part mead, 1 part honey, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice	This has way too much honey.	Tastes bad to everyone except apids, but tastes fantastic to apids and heals them for 1.5 brute and burn, and 1 toxin per tick.
	Mauna Loa	40	2 parts capsaicin, 1 part kahlúa, 2 parts bahama mama	Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!	Raises body temperature, and has a 5% chance to set you on fire each tick.
	Plasma Flood	60	1 part plasma, 1 part napalm, 1 part tequila, 1 part demon's blood	Not very popular with plasmamen, for obvious reasons.	Has an 80% chance to ignite you, but heals 16 burn per tick. Metabolizes at a rate of 0.5 units per tick.
	..What?	N/A	Fail a recipe	You can't really tell what this is.	You get this when there is something else in the glass

Juice Cartons

By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

Food

You need food to avoid hunger. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the microwave .

Example Cooking Guide

As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu, here is how to cook a sausage :

1. Grab two pieces of meat from your fridge.
2. Put one of the pieces of meat into the food processor .
3. Click the food processor to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a meatball .
4. Place the other piece of meat on any table .
5. Vend a kitchen knife from the dinnerware vendor , and use it on the piece of meat . It should turn into 3x raw meat cutlets .
6. Put two of the raw meat cutlets into a microwave (by clicking the microwave with a raw cutlet in active hand).
7. Turn on the microwave by alt-clicking it. The two raw meat cutlets should turn into cutlets .
8. Place the meatball and the two cutlets on the same tile (such as the same table).
9. Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the meatball and the two cutlets . Click the crafting menu HUD icon to open the crafting menu.
10. In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
11. If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a sausage .

Ingredients

Butchering

This is how you get your meat .

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, the machine in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.
There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

Picture	Food name	How to acquire
	Meat	Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Bear Meat	Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Carp Fillet	Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Raw Crab Meat	Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Spider Leg	Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Spider Meat	Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object on harm intent .

Knife & Rolling Pin

These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).

Picture	Food name	How to acquire
	Bread Slice	Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make sandwiches.
	Cake Slice	Slice any cake with your knife.
	Pizza Slice	Slice any pizza with your knife.
	Dough Slice	Slice a flat dough with your knife.
	Flat Dough	Flatten a dough with your rolling pin.
	Raw Cutlet	Slice a meat with your knife.
	Pie Dough	Flatten a cake batter with your rolling pin.
	Raw Pastry Base	Slice a pie dough with your knife.
	Potato Wedges	Slice a potato with your knife.
	Cheese Wedge	Slice a cheese wheel with your knife.
	Onion Slices	Slice an onion with your knife.

Processor

Some items can be processed with the Processor, which can be found in your kitchen.

Picture	Processes	Condiments
	Raw Bacon	Process one raw cutlet.
	Meatball	Process one slab of meat.
	Slime Jam	Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you. Didn't work when testing Aug 2019. Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
	Tator Tot	Process one potato.
	Space Fries	Process one plate of potato wedges.
	Carrot Fries	Process one carrot.
	Roast Parsnip	Process one parsnip.
	Soy Dope	Process one soy bean.
	Spaghetti	Process one dough slice.
	Tortilla	Process one corn.
	Yaki Imo	Process one sweet potato.

All-In-One-Grinder

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture	Blends	How to acquire
	Universal Enzyme	Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use wooden barrels to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
	Nutriment	Grind any solid food.
	Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil	Grind chilis.
	Cold Sauce/Frost Oil	Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Changeling cryo sting injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and slimepeople. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
	Ketchup	Grind tomatoes.
	Flour	Grind wheat or oat stalks.
	Rice	Grind rice stalks.
	Rice Bowl	Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
	Dough	Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
	Cake Batter	Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 sugar. (you can also use soy milk instead of egg yolk)
	Egg Yolk	Break an egg into a beaker.
	Soy Sauce	Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulfuric Acid.
	BBQ Sauce	Mix 10 units Ash + 10 units Tomato Juice + 30 units Saline-Glucose Solution + 10 units Black pepper
	Salt	Mix Sodium + Chlorine + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
	Pepper	Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
	Cheese Wheel	Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
	Chocolate Bar	Mix 4 units chocolate milk + 2 units Sugar.
	Tofu	Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst).
	Butter	Mix 15 milk in the grinder.
	Butter on a stick	Insert a metal rod into butter.
	Mayonnaise	Grind egg yolk.
	Sugar	Grind white beet or sugar cane.
	Astrotame	Found in Dinnerware Vendor. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you disgusted.
	Caramel	Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
	Sprinkles	Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
	Cherry Jelly	Grind cherries.
	Blue Cherry Jelly	Grind blue cherries.
	Cocoa Powder	Grind cocoa pods.
	Vanilla Powder	Grind vanilla pods.

Microwave Oven

The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

Picture	Cooked food	How to acquire
	Bacon	Microwave a raw bacon.
	Plain Bread	Microwave a dough. Used in all bread recipes.
	Bun	Microwave a dough slice. Used in burgers.
	Pastry Base	Microwave a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes.
	Boiled Spaghetti	Microwave spaghettis. Used in spaghetti recipes.
	Pizza Bread	Microwave a flat dough. Used in pizza recipes.
	Plain Pie	Microwave a pie dough. Used in pie recipes.
	Plain Cake	Microwave a cake batter. Used in cake recipes.
	Boiled Spider Leg	Microwave a spider leg.
	Cutlet	Microwave a raw cutlet. Used in many recipes with meat.
	Meat Steak	Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
	Crab Meat	Microwave raw crab meat. Used in some in some recipes.
	Toasted Sandwich	Microwave a sandwich.
	Popcorn	Microwave a corn.
	Warm Donk-pocket	Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.
	Boiled Egg	Microwave an egg.
	Boiled Rice	Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
	Khinkali	Microwave a Raw Khinkali.
	Onion Rings	Microwave some onion slices.

Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
	Waffle Cone	1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar	Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
	Chocolate Cone	1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar + 1 cocoa powder	Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
	Vanilla Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit vanilla powder	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
	Strawberry Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit berry juice	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
	Chocolate Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice 1 unit cocoa powder	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
	Blue Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit Singulo	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
	Custom Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent)	You can refill the ice cream vat's ingredient storage by inserting a beaker with reagents, and clicking the "refill from beaker" button. This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent.

Crafting Recipes

Most dish recipes are made using the crafting menu, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button (a small T icon on your HUD) to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

Breads

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Meatbread Loaf	1 plain bread + 3 cutlets + 3 cheese wedges	33 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 16 Vitamin	Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquen/tg/entleman.
	Xenomeatbread Loaf	1 plain bread + 3 xeno cutlets + 3 cheese wedges	33 Nutriment, 17 Vitamin	Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquen/tg/entleman. Extra Heretical.
	Spider Meat Loaf	1 plain bread + 3 spider cutlets + 3 cheese wedges	33 Nutriment, 3 Toxin, 17 Vitamin	Sliceable. Reassuringly green meatloaf made from spider meat.
	Banana-nut Bread	5 units milk + 1 plain bread + 3 boiled eggs + 1 banana	23 Nutriment, 15 Egg Yolk, 6 Vitamin, 26 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium	Sliceable. A heavenly and filling treat.
	Tofubread	1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 3 cheese wedges	33 Nutriment, 13 Vitamin	Sliceable. Like meatbread but for vegetarians. Not guaranteed to give superpowers.
	Cream Cheese Bread	5 units milk + 1 plain bread + 2 cheese wedges	24 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin	Sliceable. Yum yum yum!
	Mimana Bread	5 units soy milk + 1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 1 mimana	26 Nutriment, 6 Nothing, 6 Mute Toxin, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. Best eaten in silence.
	Garlic Bread	1 garlic + 1 plain bread slice + 1 butter	9 Garlic Juice, 18.6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Alas, it is limited.
	Butter Biscuit	1 bun + 1 butter	8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Well butter my biscuit!
	Butterdog	1 bun + 3 butter	18 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Made from exotic butters. Slips people for a long time when stepped on.
	Bread Cat	1 plain bread + 1 cat ears + 1 cat tail + 3 meat + 50 units blood + 5 units strange reagent	N/A	It's a cat... with a bread! Behaves like a regular cat.
	Hotdog	5 units ketchup + 1 bun + 1 sausage	12 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 1.333 Cooking Oil	Hot and steamy hotdog weenie.

Burgers

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Human Burger	1 bun + 1 human steak	7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin	Will share the name of the person the meat was taken from. A bloody burger.
	Burger	1 steak + 1 bun	7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin	Has a 1% chance to be renamed "steamed ham" when cooked. The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.
	Corgi Burger	1 corgi meat + 1 bun	5 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin	You monster.
	Appendix Burger	1 appendix + 1 bun	8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Tastes like appendicitis.
	Brainburger	1 brain + 1 bun	8 Nutriment, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin	A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient.
	Xenoburger	1 xeno steak + 1 bun	9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin	Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy.
	Bearger	1 bear steak + 1 bun	19 Nutriment, 5 Morphine, 8 Vitamin, 6 Cooking Oil	Best served rawr.
	Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich	1 carp fillet + 1 cheese wedge + 1 bun	10 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 6 Vitamin	Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp.
	Tofu Burger	1 tofu + 1 bun	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	What.. is that meat?
	Ghost Burger	1 ectoplasm + 2 units salt + 1 bun	7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 5 Salt	Might move on its own, wail some spooky sounds or spew ectoplasm. Too Spooky!
	Clown Burger	1 clown mask + 1 bun	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Juice	This tastes funny...
	Mime Burger	1 mime mask + 1 bun	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing	Its taste defies language.
	Colored Burger	1 steak + 1 crayon + 1 bun	7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin, 10 Dye Powder	Will be the same color as the crayon used while making it. The available colors are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white.
	Spell Burger	1 wizard hat + 1 bun	8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin	This is absolutely Ei Nath.
	Big Bite Burger	3 steaks + 2 cheese wedges + 1 bun	23 Nutriment, 6 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin	Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!
	Super Bite Burger	5 units salt + 5 units pepper + 5 steaks + 4 tomatoes + 3 cheese wedges + 1 boiled egg + 1 bacon + 1 bun	63 Nutriment, 15 Cooking Oil, 32 Vitamin, 5 Egg Yolk	This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!
	(Slime) Jelly Burger	5 units slime jelly + 1 bun	2 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 5 Vitamin	Visually identical to the cherry jelly burger. Culinary delight..?
	(Cherry) Jelly Burger	5 units cherry jelly + 1 bun	2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin	Visually identical to the slime jelly burger. Culinary delight..?
	Five Alarm Burger	1 steak + 2 ghost chilis + 1 bun	15 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin, 32 Condensed Capsaicin, 58 Capsaicin Oil	HOT! HOT!
	Rat Burger	1 dead mouse + 1 bun	6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 2 Blood	Pretty much what you'd expect...
	Home Run Baseball Burger	1 baseball bat + 1 bun	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
	Bacon Burger	3 bacon + 1 bun	16 Nutriment, 15 Cooking Oil, 4 Vitamin	The perfect combination of all things American.
	Empowered Burger	2 plasma sheets + 1 bun	2 Nutriment	It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
	Crab Burger	2 crab meat + 1 bun	10 Nutriment, 10 Cooking Oil, 4 Vitamin	A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
	Cheese Burger	1 steak + 1 cheese wedge + 1 bun	10 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin	This noble burger stands proudly clad in golden cheese.
	Soylent Burger	1 Soylent Green + 2 cheese wedges + 1 bun	25 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin	A eco-friendly burger made using upcycled low value biomass.
	McRib	1 BBQ ribs + 1 onion slices + 1 bun	16 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 7.5 Vitamin, 5 BBQ Sauce	An elusive rib shaped burger with limited availablity across the galaxy. Not as good as you remember it.
	McGuffin	1 fried egg + 2 bacon + 1 bun	8 Egg Yolk, 8 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 10 Cooking Oil	A cheap and greasy imitation of an eggs benedict.
	Chicken Sandwich	1 chicken steak + 5 units mayonnaise + 1 bun	9 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 1 Vitamin, 3 mayonnaise	The so-called classic poultry bread cage. Considering how processed this is, the taste holds up pretty well.
	Crazy Hamburger	1 steak + 2 chilis + 20 units cooking oil + 2 death nettles + 4 cheese wedges + 1 bun	26 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin, 28 Capsaicin Oil, 28 Fluorosulfuric Acid	Crazy hamburger! It is horrible!

Cakes

Picture	Name	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Carrot Cake	1 plain cake + 2 carrots	30 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin, 33 Oculine	Sliceable. A favorite desert of a certain wascally wabbit. Not a lie.
	Cheese Cake	1 plain cake + 2 cheese wedges	25 Nutriment, 14 Vitamin	Sliceable. DANGEROUSLY cheesy.
	Apple Cake	1 plain cake + 2 apples	34 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin	Sliceable. A cake centred with Apple.
	Orange Cake	1 plain cake + 2 oranges	30 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin	Sliceable. A cake with added orange.
	Lime Cake	1 plain cake + 2 limes	30 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin	Sliceable. A cake with added lime.
	Lemon Cake	1 plain cake + 2 lemons	30 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin	Sliceable. A cake with added lemon.
	Chocolate Cake	1 plain cake + 2 chocolate bars	26 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 4 Sugar, 4 Cocoa Powder	Sliceable. A cake with added chocolate.
	Birthday Cake	1 plain cake + 1 candle + 5 units sugar + 2 units caramel	26 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 10 Sprinkles	Sliceable. Becomes a wearable cakehat when microwaved. Happy Birthday little clown...
	Energy Cake	1 birthday cake + 1 energy sword	26 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 10 Sprinkles	Sliceable. The embedded blade will hurt anyone trying to eat the cake. Can be used as a weapon, doing 35 damage per hit. Becomes a wearable energy cake when microwaved. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad.
	Brain Cake	1 brain + 1 plain cake	24 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 10 Mannitol	Sliceable. A squishy cake-thing.
	Slime Cake	1 slime extract + 1 plain cake	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. A cake made of slimes. Probably not electrified.
	Pumpkin Spice Cake	1 plain cake + 2 pumpkins	44 Nutriment, 13 Vitamin	Sliceable. A hollow cake with real pumpkin.
	Angel Food Cake	15 units holy water + 1 plain cake	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 10 Holy Water	Sliceable. A cake made for angels and chaplains alike! Contains holy water.
	Pound Cake	4 plain cakes	136 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin	Sliceable. A condensed cake made for filling people up quickly.
	Hardware Cake	1 plain cake + 2 circuit boards + 5 units sulfuric acid	19 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 15 Sulfuric Acid, 15 Oil	Sliceable. A quote on quote cake that is made with electronic boards and leaks acid...
	Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake	1 plain cake + 2 chocolate bars + 5 berries	67 Nutriment, 21 Vitamin, 4 Sugar, 9 Cocoa Powder	Sliceable. A chocolate cake, filled with assortment of blackberries and strawberries!
	Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake	1 plain cake + 5 berries	63 Nutriment, 21 Vitamin	Sliceable. A plain cake, filled with assortment of blackberries and strawberries!
	Clown Cake	1 plain cake + 2 sundaes + 5 bananas	57 Nutriment, 21 Vitamin, 25 Sugar, 36 Banana Juice, 36 Potassium	Must be learned by reading Cooking Deserts 101. Sliceable. A funny cake with a clown face on it.
	Vanilla Cake	1 plain cake + 2 vanilla pods	31 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 43 Vanilla Powder, 15 Sugar	Must be learned by reading Cooking Deserts 101. Sliceable. A vanilla frosted cake.
	Spaceman's Cake	1 plain cake + 2 spaceman's trumpets + 5 units cream + 5 units berry juice	27 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 33 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 5 Cream, 5 Berry Juice	Sliceable. A spaceman's trumpet frosted cake.
	Cak	1 brain + 1 heart + 1 birthday cake + 3 meat + 30 units Blood + 5 units sprinkles + 1 unit teslium	N/A	It's a cat made out of cake. Controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on harm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak become frosted.
	Popout Cake	3 plain cakes + 10 units sugar + 5 units cream + 1 air horn	80 Nutriment, 16 Vitamin	Sliceable. A humongous multi-tiered cake. Can fit a person inside. Said person can pull the string to pop outside, with some complementary confetti. The mechanism must then be re-wound with a screwdriver in order to be usable again. Can also be rigged with a Flashbang for a more explosive surprise.

Egg-Based Food

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Fried Egg	1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper + 1 egg	5 Egg Yolk, 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A fried egg, with a touch of salt and pepper.
	Omelette du Fromage	2 eggs + 2 cheese wedges	10 Egg Yolk, 7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	That's all you can say! Can be eaten with a fork.
	Chocolate Egg	1 boiled egg + 1 chocolate bar	5 Egg Yolk, 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder	Such, sweet, fattening food.
	Eggs Benedict	1 fried egg + 1 steak + 1 bread slice	5 Egg Yolk, 8.6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 2 Cooking Oil	There is only one egg on this, how rude.
	Egg Bowl	1 boiled rice + 1 boiled egg + 1 carrot + 1 corn	20 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 5 Egg Yolk, 14 Oculine, 11 Corn Oil	A bowl of rice with a fried egg.

Frozen

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Icecream Sandwich	5 units cream + 5 units ice + 1 ice cream cone	6 Nutriment, 5 Sugar, 2 Ice	Portable Ice-cream in its own packaging.
	Strawberry Ice Cream Sandwich	5 units cream + 5 units ice + 2 berries	6 Vitamin, 14 Nutriment, 2 Ice	Portable ice-cream in its own packaging of the strawberry variety.
	Space Freezy	5 units blue cherry jelly + 15 units space mountain wind + 1 ice cream cone	7 Nutriment, 5 Sugar, 2 Vitamin	The best icecream in space.
	Sundae	5 units cream + 1 cherry + 1 banana + 1 ice cream cone	14 Nutriment, 10 Sugar, 6 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium, 4 Vitamin	A classic dessert.
	Honkdae	5 units cream + 1 clown mask + 1 cherry + 2 bananas + 1 ice cream cone	16 Nutriment, 10 Sugar, 12 Banana Juice, 12 Potassium, 8 Vitamin	The clown's favorite dessert.
	Flavorless Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice	10 Water	It's just shaved ice. Still fun to chew on.
	Pineapple Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units pineapple juice	10 Water	Pineapple syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Lime Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units lime juice	10 Water	Lime syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Lemon Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units lemon juice	10 Water	Lemon syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Apple Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units apple juice	10 Water	Apple syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Grape Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units berry juice	10 Water	Grape syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Orange Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units orange juice	10 Water	Orange syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Bluecherry Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units blue cherry jelly	10 Water	Bluecherry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup, how rare!
	Cherry Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units cherry jelly	10 Water	Cherry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Berry Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units berry juice	10 Water	Berry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Fruit Salad Snowcone	1 paper cup + 5 units water + 15 units ice + 5 units orange juice + 5 units lime juice + 5 units lemon juice	10 Water	A delightful mix of citrus syrups drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Mime Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units nothing	10 Water	...
	Clown Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units laughter	10 Water	Laughter drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Space Cola Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units space cola	10 Water	Space Cola drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Space Mountain Wind Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units space mountain wind	10 Water	Space Mountain Wind drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Pwrgame Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 15 units pwr game	10 Water	Pwrgame soda drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Honey Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units honey	10 Water	Honey drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
	Rainbow Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 1 unit colorful reagent	10 Water	A very colorful snowball in a paper cup.

Meats

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Human-Kebab	1 iron rod + 2 human steaks	11 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 8 Vitamin	A human meat, on a stick.
	Meat-Kebab	1 iron rod + 2 steaks	11 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 4 Vitamin	Delicious meat, on a stick.
	Tofu-Kebab	1 iron rod + 2 tofus	5 Nutriment	Vegan meat, on a stick.
	Lizard-Tail Kebab	1 iron rod + 1 lizard tail	1 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	Severed lizard tail on a stick.
	Fiesta Skewer	1 iron rod + 1 chili + 1 cutlet + 1 corn + 1 tomato	17 Capsaicin Oil, 15 Vitamin, 17 Nutriment, 0.666 Cooking Oil, 11 Corn Oil	Yummy.
	Cuban Carp	5 units flour + 1 chili + 1 carp fillet	14 Capsaicin Oil, 9 Vitamin, 7 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin	A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb!
	Fish and Chips	1 space fries + 1 carp fillet	8 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 4 Vitamin	I do say so myself chap.
	Fish Fingers	5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 carp fillet	6 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 4 Vitamin	A finger of fish.
	Carp Sashimi	5 units soy sauce + 1 spider egg + 1 carp fillet	6 Nutriment, 2 Toxin, 2 Carpotoxin, 6 Vitamin, 4 Capsaicin Oil	Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself.
	Green Eggs and Ham	1 unit salt + 1 spider egg + 2 spider cutlet	7 Nutriment, 4 Toxin, 5.666 Vitamin	Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?
	Corned Beef and Cabbage	5 units salt + 1 steak + 2 cabbages	18 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin	Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
	Filet Migrawr	5 units manly dorf + 1 bear steak	16 Nutriment, 5 Morphine, 9 Vitamin, 6 Cooking Oil	Requires a lighter to cook. Because eating bear wasn't manly enough.
	Enchiladas	2 cutlets + 2 chilis + 2 tortillas	17 Nutriment, 1.333 Cooking Oil, 12 Vitamin, 28 Capsaicin Oil	Viva La Mexico!
	Stewed Soy Meat	2 soy dopes + 1 carrot + 1 tomato	15 Nutriment, 14 Oculine, 6 Vitamin	Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this!
	Sausage	1 meatball + 2 cutlets	9 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 1.333 Cooking Oil	A piece of mixed, long meat.
	Chicken Nugget	1 cutlet	3 Nutriment, 0.666 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin	A 'chicken' nugget. Can be shaped like a lump, a star, a corgi or a lizard.
	Raw Khinkali	1 dough slice + 1 garlic + 1 meatball	12 Nutriment, 9 Garlic Juice, 1 Vitamin	Microwave to finish preparing. One hundred khinkalis? Do I look like a pig?
	Pig in a Blanket	1 bun + 1 butter + 1 cutlet	10 Nutriment, 0.666 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin	A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll. Free this pig from its blanket prison by eating it.
	Rat-Kebab	1 iron rod + 1 dead mouse	3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
	Double Rat-Kebab	1 iron rod + 2 dead mice	12 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
	Rice and Pork	1 boiled rice + 2 cutlets	13 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin, 10 Cooking Oil	Well, it looks like pork...
	Ashflaked Steak	1 goliath steak + 1 cactus fruit + 1 mushroom leaf	12 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 10 Vitrium Froth, 3 Nicotine	A common delicacy among miners.
	BBQ Ribs	5 units BBQ sauce + 2 steaks + 2 iron rods	11 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 3 Vitamin	BBQ ribs, slathered in a healthy coating of BBQ sauce. The least vegan thing to ever exist.
	Meat Clown	1 steak + 1 [[banana	10 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin, 8 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium	Slippery. A delicious, round piece of meat clown. How horrifying. Slips people for a short time when stepped on.

Misc. Food

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Candied Apple	5 units caramel + 1 apple	3 Vitamin, 8 Nutriment, 3 Sugar	An apple coated in sugary sweetness.
	Spider Lollipop	1 iron rod + 5 units sugar + 5 units water + 1 spiderling	1 Nutriment, 4 Toxin	Still gross, but at least it has a mountain of sugar on it.
	Chocolate Coin	1 coin + 1 chocolate bar	3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder	A completely edible but nonflippable festive coin.
	Fudge Dice	1 die + 1 chocolate bar	3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder	A little cube of chocolate that tends to have a less intense taste if you eat too many at once.
	Chocolate Orange	1 orange + 1 chocolate bar	3 Vitamin, 7 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder	A festive chocolate orange.
	Loaded Baked Potato	1 potato + 1 cheese wedge	6 Vitamin, 10 Nutriment	Totally baked.
	Cheesy Fries	1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge	8 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh.
	Egg Wrap	10 units soy sauce + 1 fried egg + 1 cabbage	5 Egg Yolk, 8 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin	The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
	Tin of Beans	5 units ketchup + 2 soybeans	7 Vitamin, 9 Nutriment, 6 Cooking Oil	Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
	Eggplant Parmigiana	2 cheese wedges + 1 eggplant	13 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin	The only good recipe for eggplant.
	Baguette	1 unit salt + 1 unit black pepper + 2 pastry bases	6 Nutriment	Bon appetit!
	(Slime) Jellied Toast	5 units slime jelly + 1 plain bread slice	2.6 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin	A slice of toast covered with delicious jam. Visually identical to the cherry jellied toast.
	(Cherry) Jellied Toast	5 units cherry jelly + 1 plain bread slice	2.6 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly, 2 Vitamin	A slice of toast covered with delicious jam. Visually identical to the slime jellied toast.
	Buttered Toast	1 plain bread slice + 1 stick of butter	8.6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
	Two Bread	5 units wine + 2 plain bread slices	6.2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	This seems awfully bitter.
	Burrito	1 tortilla + 2 soybeans	13 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin, 6 Cooking Oil	Tortilla wrapped goodness.
	Cheesy Burrito	1 tortilla + 2 cheese wedges + 1 soybean	14 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin, 3 Cooking Oil	It's a burrito filled with cheese.
	Carne Asada Burrito	1 tortilla + 2 cutlets + 1 soybean	13 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 4.333 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin	The best burrito for meat lovers.
	Fuego Plasma Burrito	1 tortilla + 2 ghost chilis + 1 soybean	15 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 32 Condensed Capsaicin, 58 Capsaicin Oil, 3 Cooking Oil	A super spicy burrito.
	Melon Fruit Bowl	1 watermelon + 1 apple + 1 orange + 1 lemon + 1 banana + 1 ambrosia	11 water, 20 Vitamin, 33 Nutriment, 6 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium, 9 Space Drugs, 6 Bicaridine, 6 Kelotane, 6 Toxin	For people who wants edible fruit bowls. Can be made using any ambrosia strain (vulgaris, deus or gaia).
	Nachos	1 unit salt + 1 tortilla	4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Chips from Space Mexico.
	Cheesy Nachos	1 unit salt + 1 cheese wedge + 1 tortilla	7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
	Cuban Nachos	5 units ketchup + 2 chilis + 1 tortilla	28 Capsaicin Oil, 10 Vitamin, 11 Nutriment	That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
	Melon Keg	25 units vodka + 1 holymelon + 1 vodka bottle	11 Holy Water, 6 Vitamin, 9 Nutriment	Who knew vodka was a fruit? Contains the contents of the vodka bottle, minus 25 units of vodka.
	Honey Nut Bar	1 oat + 5 units honey	5 Nutriment, 2 Honey, 2 Vitamin	Oats and nuts compressed together into a bar, held together with a honey glaze.
	Stuffed Legion	1 goliath steak + 1 legion core + 2 units ketchup + 2 units capsaicin oil	10 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Capsaicin Oil, 5 tricordrazine	The former skull of a damned human, filled with goliath meat. It has a decorative lava pool made of ketchup and hotsauce.
	Powercrepe	1 flat dough + 1 unit milk + 5 units cherry jelly + 1 super-capacity power cell + 1 officer's sabre	11 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 10 Iron	With great power, comes great crepes. It looks like a pancake filled with jelly but packs quite a punch. Can be used as a weapon, and is slightly more powerful than the officer's sabre.
	(Classic) Taco	1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet + 1 cabbage	17 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin, 0.666 Cooking Oil	A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce.
	(Plain) Taco	1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet	10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 0.666 Cooking Oil	A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
	Bran Requests Cereal	1 wheat + 1 4no raisins	5 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 10 salt	A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran. Tastes uniquely like raisins and salt.
	Rice Pudding	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 boiled rice	9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	Everybody loves rice pudding!
	Butter Bear	1 brain + 1 heart + 10 sticks of butter + 5 meat + 50 units blood + 1 unit teslium	N/A	I can't believe its not a bear! Controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the butter bear with an open hand on harm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and trace amounts of vitamin. The butter bear quickly heals brute damage. The butter bear's attacks don't inflict damage, but make the victim slip.
	Crab Rangoon	1 dough slice + 5 units cream + 1 cheese wedge + 1 raw crab meat	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 3 Cooking Oil	Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
	Pingles	1 cardboard tube + 1 potato wedges + 1 onion slices + 10 units cream	4.5 Vitamin, 9 Nutriment	A perfect blend of sour cream and onion on a potato chip. May cause space lag.
	Hot-Cross Bun	1 bread + 1 unit sugar	13 Nutriment	The Cross represents the Assistants that died for your sins.
	Brioche Cake	1 plain cake + 2 units sugar	19 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	A ring of sweet, glazed buns.
	Scotch Egg	1 unit salt + 1 unit black pepper + 1 boiled egg + 1 meatball	5 Egg Yolk, 7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	A boiled egg wrapped in a delicious, seasoned meatball.
	Mammi	1 bread + 1 chocolate bar + 5 units milk	18 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 1 Vitamin	A bowl of mushy bread and milk. It reminds you, not too fondly, of a bowel movement.
	Chocolate Bunny	2 units sugar + 1 chocolate bar	3 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 1 Vitamin	Contains less than 10% real rabbit!

Pastries

Picture	Name	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Donut	1 unit sugar + 1 pastry base	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar	Goes great with robust coffee.
	Chaos Donut	5 units frost oil + 5 units capsaicin oil + 1 pastry base	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar	Like life, it never quite tastes the same.
	Meat Donut	1 cutlet + 1 pastry base	4 Nutriment, 0.666 Cooking Oil, 1 Ketchup	Tastes as gross as it looks.
	Jelly Donut	5 units berry juice + 1 pastry base	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 1 Vitamin	Visually identical to the slime donut. You jelly?
	Pink Jelly Donut	3 units berry juice + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Berry Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the pink slime donut. Goes great with a soy latte.
	Spaceman's Jelly Donut	3 units polypyrylium oligomers + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the spaceman's slime donut. Goes great with a cold beaker of malk.
	Apple Jelly Donut	3 units apple juice + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Apple Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the apple slime donut. Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps.
	Caramel Jelly Donut	3 units caramel + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Caramel, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the caramel slime donut. Goes great with a mug of hot cocoa.
	Chocolate Jelly Donut	1 chocolate bar + 1 jelly donut	5 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 2 Vitamin, 3 Hot Chocolate, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the chocolate slime donut. Goes great with a glass of warm milk.
	Blumpkin Jelly Donut	3 units blumpkin juice + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Blumpkin Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the blumpkin slime donut. Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin.
	Bungo Jelly Donut	3 units bungo juice + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Bungo Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the bungo slime donut. Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight.
	Matcha Jelly Donut	3 units ground tea leaves + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Ground Tea Leaves, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the matcha slime donut. Goes great with a cup of tea.
	Slime Donut	5 units slime jelly + 1 pastry base	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 1 Vitamin	Visually identical to the jelly donut. You jelly?
	Pink Slime Donut	3 units berry juice + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Berry Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the pink jelly donut. Goes great with a soy latte.
	Spaceman's Slime Donut	3 units polypyrylium oligomers + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the spaceman's jelly donut. Goes great with a cold beaker of malk.
	Apple Slime Donut	3 units apple juice + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Apple Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the apple jelly donut. Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps.
	Caramel Slime Donut	3 units caramel + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Caramel, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the caramel jelly donut. Goes great with a mug of hot cocoa.
	Chocolate Slime Donut	1 chocolate bar + 1 slime donut	5 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 2 Vitamin, 3 Hot Chocolate, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the chocolate jelly donut. Goes great with a glass of warm milk.
	Blumpkin Slime Donut	3 units blumpkin juice + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Blumpkin Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the blumpkin jelly donut. Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin.
	Bungo Slime Donut	3 units bungo juice + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Bungo Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the bungo jelly donut. Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight.
	Matcha Slime Donut	3 units ground tea leaves + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Ground Tea Leaves, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the matcha jelly donut. Goes great with a cup of tea.
	Pink Donut	3 units berry juice + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Berry Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a soy latte.
	Spaceman's Donut	3 units polypyrylium oligomers + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a cold beaker of malk.
	Apple Donut	3 units apple juice + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Apple Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps.
	Caramel Donut	3 units caramel + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Caramel, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a mug of hot cocoa.
	Chocolate Donut	1 chocolate bar + 1 donut	5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 3 Hot Chocolate, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a glass of warm milk.
	Blumpkin Donut	3 units blumpkin juice + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Blumpkin Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin.
	Bungo Donut	3 units bungo juice + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Bungo Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight.
	Matcha Donut	3 units ground tea leaves + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Ground Tea Leaves, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a cup of tea.
	Waffles	2 pastry bases	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Mmm, waffles.
	Soylent Viridians	2 pastry bases + 1 soybean	10 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 3 Cooking Oil	Not made of people. Honest.
	Soylent Green	2 pastry bases + 2 human meats	12 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 1 Vitamin	Not made of people. Honest*.
	Roffle Waffles	5 units mushroom hallucinogen + 2 pastry bases	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Waffles from Roffle. Co.
	Pancake	1 pastry base	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Can be put on top of each other to create a pancake stack. A fluffy pancake. The softer, superior relative of the waffle.
	Blueberry Pancake	1 pastry base + 1 berry	9 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Can be put on top of each other to create a pancake stack. A fluffy and delicious blueberry pancake.
	Chocolate Chip Pancake	1 pastry base + 1 chocolate bar	5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 2 Vitamin	Can be put on top of each other to create a pancake stack. A fluffy and delicious chocolate chip pancake.
	Donk-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 meatball	7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 3 Omnizine. The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
	Dank-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 cannabis leaf	3 Nutriment, 9 Space Drugs, 19 Lipolicide	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine and 2 Space Drugs. The food of choice for the seasoned botanist.
	Spicy-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 chili	6 Nutriment, 14 Capsaicin Oil, 3 Vitamin	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine and 3 Capsaicin Oil. The classic snack food, now with a heat-activated spicy flair.
	Teriyaki-Pocket	1 pastry base + 3 units soy sauce	3 Nutriment	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine. An east-asian take on the classic stationside snack.
	Pizza-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 tomato	9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine. Delicious, cheesy and surprisingly filling.
	Honk-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 banana + 3 units sugar	5 Nutriment, 6 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium, 3 Vitamin	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine and 3 Laughter. The award-winning donk-pocket that won the hearts of clowns and humans alike.
	Berry-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 berry	9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine. A relentlessly sweet donk-pocket first created for use in Operation Dessert Storm.
	Gondola-Pocket	1 pastry base + 3 units tranquility	3 Nutriment	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine and 5 Tranquility. The choice to use real gondola meat in the recipe is controversial, to say the least.
	Muffin	5 units milk + 1 pastry base	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A delicious and spongy little cake.
	Berry Muffin	5 units milk + 1 pastry base + 1 berry	9 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
	Booberry Muffin	5 units milk + 1 pastry base + 1 berry + 1 ectoplasm	9 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
	Moffin	5 units milk + 1 pastry base + 1 cloth	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A delicous and spongy little cake.
	Chawanmushi	5 units water + 5 units soy sauce + 2 boiled eggs + 1 chanterelle cluster	5 Egg Yolk, 7 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat.
	Meat Bun	5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 meatball + 1 cabbage	13 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Has the potential to not be Dog.
	Khachapuri	5 units egg yolk + 1 cheese wedge + 1 bread	16 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Bread with egg and cheese?
	Sugar Cookie	5 units sugar + 1 pastry base	4 Nutriment, 3 Sugar	Just like your little sister used to make.
	Fortune Cookie	1 pastry base + 1 paper	5 Nutriment	When eaten, drops the paper used while crafting, including any writing. A true prophecy in each cookie!
	Poppy Pretzel	1 poppy seeds + 1 pastry base	4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	It's all twisted up!
	Plump Helmet Biscuit	1 pastry base + 1 plump helmet	10 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	Has a 10% chance of being exceptional, adding 5 Omnizine. This is a finely-prepared plump helmet biscuit. The ingredients are exceptionally minced plump helmet, and well-minced dwarven wheat flour.
	Cracker	1 unit salt + 1 pastry base	4 Nutriment	It's a salted cracker.
	Chocolate Cornet	1 unit salt + 1 pastry base + 1 chocolate bar	6 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 1 Vitamin	Which side's the head, the fat end or the thin end?
	Oatmeal Cookie	1 pastry base + 1 oat	7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	The best of both cookie and oat.
	Raisin Cookie	1 4no raisins + 1 pastry base + 1 oat	9 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 1 Vitamin	Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
	Cherry Cupcake	1 pastry base + 1 cherry	9 Nutriment, 5 Sugar, 3 Vitamin	A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
	Blue Cherry Cupcake	1 pastry base + 1 blue cherry	9 Nutriment, 5 Sugar, 3 Vitamin	Blue cherries inside a delicious cupcake.
	Honey Bun	1 pastry base + 5 units honey	4 Nutriment, 1 Honey	A sticky pastry bun glazed with honey.
	Rav'tart	1 pastry base + 1 brass + 2 berries + 1 orange	20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin, 4 Ratvarian Light	Consuming makes you glow for a short time. A brass colored tart with a red filling. Originally baked by TRNE Corp, it is supposedly blessed by a certain eldritch god.

Pies

Picture	Name	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Banana Cream Pie	5 units milk + 1 plain pie + 1 banana	21 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium	Can be thrown on someone's face to pie them. Just like back home, on clown planet! HONK!
	Meat-Pie	1 unit black pepper + 1 unit salt + 1 plain pie + 1 steak	23 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 2 Cooking Oil	An old barber recipe, very delicious!
	Tofu-Pie	1 plain pie + 1 tofu	20 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	A delicious tofu pie.
	Xeno-Pie	1 plain pie + 1 xeno cutlet	20 Nutriment, 7.333 Vitamin	A delicious meatpie. Probably heretical.
	Cherry Pie	1 plain pie + 1 cherry	23 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Sugar	Taste so good, make a grown man cry.
	Berry Clafoutis	1 plain pie + 1 berry	24 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	No black birds, this is a good sign.
	Beary Pie	1 plain pie + 1 berry + 1 bear steak	39 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin, 5 Morphine, 6 Cooking Oil	No brown bears, this is a good sign.
	Amanita Pie	1 plain pie + 1 fly amanita	21 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 19 Amatoxin, 6 Growth Serum	Sweet and tasty poison pie.
	Plump Pie	1 plain pie + 1 plump helmet	24 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin	Has a 10% chance of being exceptional, adding 5 Omnizine. I bet you love stuff made out of plump helmets!
	Apple Pie	1 plain pie + 1 apple	24 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin	A pie containing sweet sweet love...or apple.
	Pumpkin Pie	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 1 pumpkin	29 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin	Sliceable. A delicious treat for the autumn months.
	Golden Apple Streusel Tart	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 1 golden apple	24 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin, 11 Gold	A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
	Grape Tart	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 3 grapes	36 Nutriment, 14 Vitamin, 18 Sugar	A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
	Mime Tart	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 5 units nothing	18 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 10 Nothing	Must be learned by reading Cooking Deserts 101. ...
	Berry Tart	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 3 berries	36 Nutriment, 14 Vitamin	Must be learned by reading Cooking Deserts 101. A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust.
	Chocolate Lava Tart	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 3 chocolate bars + 1 slime extract	24 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 6 Sugar, 6 Cocoa Powder	Must be learned by reading Cooking Deserts 101. A tasty dessert made of chocolate, with a liquid core.
	Blumpkin Pie	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 1 blumpkin	31 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 11 Ammonia, 6 Chlorine	Sliceable. An odd blue pie made with toxic blumpkin.
	Dulce de Batata	5 units vanilla powder + 5 units water + 2 sweet potatoes	20 Vitamin, 12 Sugar, 16 Nutriment	Sliceable. A delicious jelly made with sweet potatoes.
	Frosty Pie	1 plain pie + 1 blue cherry	26 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 5 Sugar	Tastes like blue and cold.
	Baklava	2 sticks of butter + 4 tortillas + 4 oat seeds	24 Nutriment, 10 vitamin	Sliceable. A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.

Pizzas

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Margherita Pizza	1 pizza bread + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Tomato	30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Meat Pizza	1 pizza bread + 4 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato	40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin	Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
	Arnold Pizza	1 pizza bread + 3 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings	30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine	Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.
	Mushroom Pizza	1 pizza bread + 5 any Mushrooms	30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Vegetable Pizza	1 pizza bread + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato	25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Donk Pocket Pizza	1 pizza bread + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge	27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Dank Pizza	1 pizza bread + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato	25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
	Sassysage Pizza	1 pizza bread + 3 meatballs+ 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Sliceable.

Salads

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Herb Salad	1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple	8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
	Aesir Salad	1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple	8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin	Duuuuuuuuuude.
	Valid Salad	1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 meatball	8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin	Heals everyone! Not really
	Monkey's Delight	1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper	10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin	EE EEE!
	Oatmeal	1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk	7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin	A nice bowl of oatmeal.
	Fruit Salad	1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice	2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	Your standard fruit salad.
	Jungle Salad	1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice	7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin	Exotic fruits in a bowl.
	Citrus Delight	1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon	7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Citrus overload!

Sandwiches

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices + 1 meat steak + 1 cheese wedge	7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
	Grilled Cheese Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices + 2 cheese wedge	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
	Jelly Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly	2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin	In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
	Not-a-Sandwich	1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.

Soups

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Meatball Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 meatball + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato	7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin	Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
	Vegetable Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato	5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin	Force feed the Botanists this.
	Nettle Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 Potato	5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin	Contains trace amounts of sulfuric acid. Contains Omnizine.
	Wing Fang Chu	5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	At least it wasn't the dog.
	Wish Soup	1 Bowl + 20 units water	20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)	Makes you wish the chef could cook.
	Hot Chili Stew	1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato	8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin	Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
	Cold Chili Stew	1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato	8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin	Ice, ice, baby!
	Tomato Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes	3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin	What, no crackers?
	Eyeball Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball	5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs	A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
	Milo Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 tofus	9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin	Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
	Blood Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes	3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin	They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
	Slime Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam	1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin	Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
	Clown's Tears	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium Sheet	2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin	Not very funny.
	Mystery Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge	7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient: Capsaicin,Frost Oil, Omnizine, Banana, Blood, Slime Jelly, Toxin, Oculine, Carbon	This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
	Mushroom Soup	1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 Chanterelle	2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin	The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
	Beet Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage	3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin	Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
	Stew	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom	14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin	The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
	Spacy Liberty Duff	1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps	6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen	The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
	Amanita Jelly	1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas	6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen	It's evil, don't touch it!
	Sweet Potato Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes	4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
	Red Beet Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage	4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Quite a delicacy.
	Bisque	1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 crab meat + 1 boiled rice	?	A classic entree from Space-France.

Pastas

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Tomato Pasta	1 boiled spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes	6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin	Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
	Copypasta	2 tomato pastas	12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin	Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
	Spaghetti & Meatballs	1 boiled spaghetti + 2 meatballs	8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
	Spesslaw	1 boiled spaghetti + 4 meatballs	8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Lawyer's choice!
	Beef Noodle	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Bowl + 2 cutlet + 1 Cabbage	5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs	Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
	Chowmein	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot	7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
	Butter Noodles	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 butter	8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Noodles covered in savory butter.
	Käsespätzle	1 boiled spaghetti + 10 units egg yolk + 1 cheese wedge	8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	A special kind of pasta made with eggs, served with tasty cheese.
	Spaghetti Napolitan	1 boiled spaghetti + 10 units ketchup + 1 sausage + 1 Chili	8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	The only excuse to ever put ketchup into your spaghetti.
	Lasagna	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge + 1 meatball	6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 5 tomato juice	Somewhere, in some different universe, a cat is smoking your pipe.
	Glass Noodles	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Carrot + 1 tofu + 1 Sheet of Glass	7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Noodles so transparent, you can see through them!

Custom Recipes

Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

Custom food	How to acquire
Custom Bread	Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.
Custom Cake	Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice. NONFUNCTIONAL
Custom Pizza	Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pie	Use ingredients on a plain pie.
Custom Spaghetti	Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.
Custom Salad	Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
Custom Soup	Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl. NONFUNCTIONAL
Custom Kebab	Use ingredients on a metal rod.
Custom Sandwich	Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich. NONFUNCTIONAL
Custom Burger	Use ingredients on a bun.

Vending Machine Food

Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Candy	Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
	Cup Ramen	Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
	Chips	Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
	Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky	Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
	4no Raisins	Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
	Space Twinkie	A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
	Cheesie Honkers	Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
	High-Power Energy Bars	An energy bar with a lot of punch, you probably shouldn't eat this if you're not an Ethereal. Filled with Liquid Electricity, which feeds Ethereals and shocks everyone else.

Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Space Cola	30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Space Mountain Wind	Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Dr. Gibb	A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Star-kist	Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
	Space-Up	Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
	Pwr Game	The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
	Lemon-Lime	You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.
	Bottle of Water	A bottle of 49.5u water, 0.5u fluorine filled at an old Earth bottling facility. Not available in Shambler's Vendors.
	Shambler's Juice	~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~ Only available in Shambler's Vendors. Cools you down if overheated.
	Nuka Cola	Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland. Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, cools you down, and gives you ephedrine speed.
	Canned air	There is no air shortage. Do not drink. 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
	Monkey Energy	Unleash the ape! Makes you jittery, dizzy, reduces sleeping, and cools you down. Gives ephedrine speed to monkeys. Can be used as fuel for the grill.
	Grey Bull	Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down, makes you jittery and dizzy, and makes you immune to electric shocks.

Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Robust Coffee	Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
	Duke Purple Tea	An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
	Dutch Hot Cocoa	Contains hot chocolate and sugar. Made in Space South America.
	Bubble Tea	Refreshing! You aren't sure what those things in the bottom are.

Other food

Picture	Item	Description
	Cookie	A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
	Lollipop	Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
	Gumball	Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also healing chemicals.
	Imitation Carp Fillet	Made by injecting 5 units Carpotoxin into 1 tofu. Acts as a substitute to a carp fillet. Slightly toxic.
	Honeycomb	Only craftable by Apids with 50 Sugar. Can be used in-hand while empty to split it into 2 wax.

Hunger

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery or using lipocide is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Satiety

Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both good and bad reagents slower, for a higher total effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

Breakfast

Certain food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. This is not very important usually other then for RP reasons. These are:

• Food: most egg based foods, bacon, oatmeal, pancakes, waffles, donuts, toasts, biscuits, cereal;
• Drink: coffee, orange juice or milk.