Guide to Food
You need food to avoid hunger. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the microwave .
Example Cooking Guide
As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu , here is how to cook a sausage :
- Grab two pieces of meat from your fridge.
- Put one of the pieces of meat into the food processor .
- Click the food processor to turn it on. This will turn the meat into three raw meatballs .
- Place the other piece of meat on any table .
- Vend a kitchen knife from the dinnerware vendor , and use it on the piece of meat . It should turn into 3x raw meat cutlets .
- Place the raw meatballs and the raw cutlets on the same tile (such as the same table).
- Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the raw meatballs and the raw meat cutlets . Click the crafting menu HUD icon to open the crafting menu.
- In the crafting menu, click on the "Cook" tab at the bottom left, then "Meats" on the sidebar on the left. Optionally click the "can make only" checkbox to compress things down a bit.
- If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Raw Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a raw sausage .
- Click the griddle to turn it on.
- Put the raw sausage on the griddle until it changes color. Your sausage is ready to be served.
Ingredients
Butchering
This is how you get your meat .
To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, the machine in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.
There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.
Knife & Rolling Pin
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).
Picture | Food name | How to acquire |
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Bread Slice | Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make sandwiches. | |
Cake Slice | Slice any cake with your knife. | |
Cheese Wedge | Slice a cheese wheel with your knife. | |
Dough Slice | Slice a flat dough with your knife. | |
Flat Dough | Flatten a dough with your rolling pin. | |
Onion Slices | Slice an onion with your knife. | |
Pie Dough | Flatten a cake batter with your rolling pin. | |
Pizza Slice | Slice any pizza with your knife. | |
Potato Wedges | Slice a potato with your knife. | |
Raw Cutlet | Slice a meat with your knife. | |
Raw Pastry Base | Slice a pie dough with your knife. | |
Raw Patty | Flatten a raw meatball with your rolling pin. | |
Salami | Slice a sausage with your knife. |
Processor
Some items can be processed with the Processor, which can be found in your kitchen.
Picture | Processes | Condiments |
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Raw Bacon | Process one raw cutlet. | |
Raw Meatball | Process one slab of meat.
There are several types. | |
Slime Jam | ||
Tator Tot | Process one potato. | |
Space Fries | Process one plate of potato wedges. | |
Carrot Fries | Process one carrot. | |
Roast Parsnip | Process one parsnip. | |
Soy Dope | Process one soy bean. | |
Spaghetti | Process one dough slice. | |
Tortilla | Process one corn. | |
Yaki Imo | Process one sweet potato. |
Griddle
Used for frying/grilling most raw meat products. Click it with an empty hand to turn it on. Then the listed raw food on it until they change color. You can grill multiple pieces of food at the same time. If you don't have a griddle you can instead use a bonfire or a grill .
Picture | Processes | Condiments |
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Meatball | Grill a raw meatball Process one slab of meat on a griddle
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Patty | Grill a raw patty Flatten a raw meatball on a griddle
Process one slab of meat with your rolling pin | |
Boiled Spider Leg | Grill a spider leg on a griddle. | |
Chicken Cutlet | Grill a raw chicken cutlet Slice chicken meat with your knife on a griddle
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Cutlet | Grill a raw cutlet Slice a meat with your knife on a griddle
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Meat Steak | Grill meat on a griddle | |
Chicken Steak | Grill chicken meat on a griddle. | |
Bacon | Grill raw bacon Process one raw cutlet on a griddle
Slice a meat with your knife |
All-In-One-Grinder
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.
After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.
Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.
Picture | Blends | How to acquire |
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Universal Enzyme | Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use wooden barrels to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor. | |
Nutriment | Grind any solid food. 50% chance to heal 1 brute damage. | |
Vitamin | Grind some types of solid food. 50% chance to heal 1 brute and burn damage. | |
Protein | Grind some types of solid food. 50% chance to heal 0.8 brute damage. Used in cytology. | |
Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil | Grind chilis. | |
Cold Sauce/Frost Oil | Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Changeling cryo sting injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and slimepeople. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick. | |
Ketchup | Grind tomatoes. | |
Flour | Grind wheat or oat stalks. | |
Rice | Grind rice stalks | |
Pepper | Grind pepper-mills from the cafe. | |
Butter | Mix 25 milk in the grinder | |
Butter on a stick | Insert a metal rod into butter Mix 25 milk in the grinder
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Mayonnaise | Grind egg yolk Break an egg into a beaker
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Sugar | Grind white beet or sugarcane | |
Caramel | Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K. | |
Sprinkles | Grind donuts 1 pastry base + 1 unit Sugar
Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force. | |
Cherry Jelly | Grind cherrys | |
Blue Cherry Jelly | Grind blue cherrys | |
Cocoa Powder | Grind cocoa pods. | |
Vanilla Powder | Grind vanilla pods. |
Combining in containers
In order to create these items you will need to mix the regents by hand in a beaker, glass, or other container that holds liquids.
Picture | Blends | How to acquire |
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Uncooked Rice | 10 rice + 10 water | |
Dough | 10 parts water
15 parts flour | |
Cake Batter | 15 parts egg yolk or soy milk
15 parts flour 5 parts sugar | |
Pancake Batter | not currently implemented. Results in 15 units of pancake batter. | |
Egg Yolk | Break an egg into a beaker Makes 2u egg yolk and 4u egg white | |
File:BBQ sauce.png | BBQ Sauce | 1 part Ash 1 part Oil
1 part Welding Fuel 1 part Carbon Temperature 480K 1 part tomato juice 1 part Saline-Glucose Solution1 part black pepper |
Soy Sauce | 4 parts soy milk
1 part sulfuric acid | |
Salt | 1 part Chlorine 1 part Sodium Salt-shakers can be found in cafe. | |
Moonshine | 5 parts nutriment
5 parts sugar 5 parts enzyme (catalyst) | |
Cheese Wheel | 40 parts milk
5 parts enzyme (catalyst) End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese. | |
Chocolate Bar | 2 parts soy milk
2 parst cocoa powder 2 parts sugar OR 4 parts chocolate milk 2 parts sugar | |
Tofu | 10 parts soy milk
5 units universal enzymes (catalyst) | |
File:Condi astrotame.png | Astrotame | Found in Dinnerware Vendor. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you disgusted. |
Dry Ramen | Buy Cup Ramen. | |
Hot Ramen | Mix 3 parts dry ramen with 1 part water. Results in 3 parts instead of 4. Warms you up to safe levels. | |
Hell Ramen | Mix 6 parts hot ramen with 1 part capsaicin oil. Results in 6 parts instead of 7. Can warm you to unsafe levels. |
Microwave Oven
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.
Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).
In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.
Picture | Cooked food | How to acquire |
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Bacon | Microwave a raw bacon. | |
Plain Bread | Microwave a dough. Used in all bread recipes. | |
Bun | Microwave a dough slice. Used in burgers. | |
Pastry Base | Microwave a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes. | |
Boiled Spaghetti | Microwave spaghettis. Used in spaghetti recipes. | |
Pizza Bread | Microwave a flat dough. Used in pizza recipes. | |
Plain Pie | Microwave a pie dough. Used in pie recipes. | |
Plain Cake | Microwave a cake batter. Used in cake recipes. | |
Boiled Spider Leg | Microwave a spider leg. | |
Cutlet | Microwave a raw cutlet. Used in many recipes with meat. | |
Meat Steak | Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat. | |
Crab Meat | Microwave raw crab meat. Used in some in some recipes. | |
Toasted Sandwich | Microwave a sandwich. | |
Popcorn | Microwave a corn. | |
Warm Donk-pocket | Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine. | |
Boiled Egg | Microwave an egg. | |
Boiled Rice | Microwave Unooked Rice. Used in rice recipes. | |
Khinkali | Microwave a Raw Khinkali. | |
Onion Rings | Microwave some onion slices. |
Recipe Books
Some recipes will only be visible in your crafting menu after reading a special book first. So far there is only one such book:
Picture | Book | Unlocks | Where to get | Notes |
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File:Cooking Desserts 101.png | Cooking Desserts 101 | Mime tart, berry tart, chocolate lava tart, clown cake and vanilla cake. | Dinner-o-Mat |
Ice Cream Vat
Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!
For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Notes |
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Waffle Cone | 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar | Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream. | |
Chocolate Cone | 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar + 1 cocoa powder | Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream. | |
Vanilla Ice Cream | 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit vanilla powder | Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. | |
Strawberry Ice Cream | 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit berry juice | Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. | |
Chocolate Ice Cream | 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice 1 unit cocoa powder | Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. | |
Blue Ice Cream | 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit Singulo | Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. | |
Custom Ice Cream | 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent) | You can refill the ice cream vat's ingredient storage by inserting a beaker with reagents, and clicking the "refill from beaker" button. This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. |
Crafting Recipes
Most dish recipes are made using the crafting menu, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button (a small T icon on your HUD) to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.
Burgers
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Taste | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Human Burger | 1 bun + 1 human steak | 7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin | Will share the name of the person the meat was taken from. A bloody burger. | ||
Burger | 1 steak + 1 bun | 7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin | Has a 1% chance to be renamed "steamed ham" when cooked. The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast. | ||
Corgi Burger | 1 corgi meat + 1 bun | 5 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin | You monster. | ||
Appendix Burger | 1 appendix + 1 bun | 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Tastes like appendicitis. | ||
Brainburger | 1 brain + 1 bun | 8 Nutriment, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin | A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient. | ||
Xenoburger | 1 xeno steak + 1 bun | 9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin | Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy. | ||
Bearger | 1 bear steak + 1 bun | 19 Nutriment, 5 Morphine, 8 Vitamin, 6 Cooking Oil | Best served rawr. | ||
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich | 1 carp fillet + 1 cheese wedge + 1 bun | 10 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 6 Vitamin | Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp. | ||
Tofu Burger | 1 tofu + 1 bun | 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | What.. is that meat? | ||
Ghost Burger | 1 ectoplasm + 2 units salt + 1 bun | 7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 5 Salt | Might move on its own, wail some spooky sounds or spew ectoplasm. Too Spooky! | ||
Clown Burger | 1 clown mask + 1 bun | 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Juice | This tastes funny... | ||
Mime Burger | 1 mime mask + 1 bun | 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing | Its taste defies language. | ||
Colored Burger | 1 steak + 1 crayon + 1 bun | 7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin, 10 Dye Powder | Will be the same color as the crayon used while making it. The available colors are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white. | ||
Spell Burger | 1 wizard hat + 1 bun | 8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin | This is absolutely Ei Nath. | ||
Big Bite Burger | 3 steaks + 2 cheese wedges + 1 bun | 23 Nutriment, 6 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin | Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future! | ||
Super Bite Burger | 5 units salt + 5 units pepper + 5 steaks + 4 tomatoes + 3 cheese wedges + 1 boiled egg + 1 bacon + 1 bun | 63 Nutriment, 15 Cooking Oil, 32 Vitamin, 5 Egg Yolk | This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD! | ||
(Slime) Jelly Burger | 5 units slime jelly + 1 bun | 2 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 5 Vitamin | Visually identical to the cherry jelly burger. Culinary delight..? | ||
(Cherry) Jelly Burger | 5 units cherry jelly + 1 bun | 2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin | Visually identical to the slime jelly burger. Culinary delight..? | ||
Five Alarm Burger | 1 steak + 2 ghost chilis + 1 bun | 15 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin, 32 Condensed Capsaicin, 58 Capsaicin Oil | HOT! HOT! | ||
Rat Burger | 1 dead mouse + 1 bun | 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 2 Blood | Pretty much what you'd expect... | ||
Home Run Baseball Burger | 1 baseball bat + 1 bun | 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball. | ||
Bacon Burger | 3 bacon + 1 bun | 16 Nutriment, 15 Cooking Oil, 4 Vitamin | The perfect combination of all things American. | ||
Empowered Burger | 2 plasma sheets + 1 bun | 2 Nutriment | It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is. | ||
Crab Burger | 2 crab meat + 1 bun | 10 Nutriment, 10 Cooking Oil, 4 Vitamin | A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun. | ||
Cheese Burger | 1 steak + 1 cheese wedge + 1 bun | 10 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin | This noble burger stands proudly clad in golden cheese. | ||
Soylent Burger | 1 Soylent Green + 2 cheese wedges + 1 bun | 25 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin | A eco-friendly burger made using upcycled low value biomass. | ||
McRib | 1 BBQ ribs + 1 onion slices + 1 bun | 16 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 7.5 Vitamin, 5 BBQ Sauce | An elusive rib shaped burger with limited availablity across the galaxy. Not as good as you remember it. | ||
McGuffin | 1 fried egg + 2 bacon + 1 bun | 8 Egg Yolk, 8 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 10 Cooking Oil | A cheap and greasy imitation of an eggs benedict. | ||
Chicken Sandwich | 1 chicken steak + 5 units mayonnaise + 1 bun | 9 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 1 Vitamin, 3 mayonnaise | The so-called classic poultry bread cage. Considering how processed this is, the taste holds up pretty well. | ||
Crazy Hamburger | 1 steak + 2 chilis + 20 units cooking oil + 2 death nettles + 4 cheese wedges + 1 bun | 26 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin, 28 Capsaicin Oil, 28 Fluorosulfuric Acid | Crazy hamburger! It is horrible! |
Breads
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Taste | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Meatbread Loaf | 1 plain bread + 3 cutlets + 3 cheese wedges | 33 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 16 Vitamin | Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquen/tg/entleman. | ||
Xenomeatbread Loaf | 1 plain bread + 3 xeno cutlets + 3 cheese wedges | 33 Nutriment, 17 Vitamin | Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquen/tg/entleman. Extra Heretical. | ||
Spider Meat Loaf | 1 plain bread + 3 spider cutlets + 3 cheese wedges | 33 Nutriment, 3 Toxin, 17 Vitamin | Sliceable. Reassuringly green meatloaf made from spider meat. | ||
Banana-nut Bread | 5 units milk + 1 plain bread + 3 boiled eggs + 1 banana | 23 Nutriment, 15 Egg Yolk, 6 Vitamin, 26 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium | Sliceable. A heavenly and filling treat. | ||
Tofubread | 1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 3 cheese wedges | 33 Nutriment, 13 Vitamin | Sliceable. Like meatbread but for vegetarians. Not guaranteed to give superpowers. | ||
Cream Cheese Bread | 5 units milk + 1 plain bread + 2 cheese wedges | 24 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin | Sliceable. Yum yum yum! | ||
Mimana Bread | 5 units soy milk + 1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 1 mimana | 26 Nutriment, 6 Nothing, 6 Mute Toxin, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. Best eaten in silence. | ||
Garlic Bread | 1 garlic + 1 plain bread slice + 1 butter | 9 Garlic Juice, 18.6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | Alas, it is limited. | ||
Butter Biscuit | 1 bun + 1 butter | 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Well butter my biscuit! | ||
Butterdog | 1 bun + 3 butter | 18 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Made from exotic butters. Slips people for a long time when stepped on. | ||
Bread Cat | 1 plain bread + 1 cat ears + 1 cat tail + 3 meat + 50 units blood + 5 units strange reagent | N/A | It's a cat... with a bread! Behaves like a regular cat. | ||
Hotdog | 5 units ketchup + 1 bun + 1 sausage | 12 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 1.333 Cooking Oil | Hot and steamy hotdog weenie. |
Cakes
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Taste | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Carrot Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 carrots | 30 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin, 33 Oculine | Sliceable. A favorite desert of a certain wascally wabbit. Not a lie. | ||
Cheese Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 cheese wedges | 25 Nutriment, 14 Vitamin | Sliceable. DANGEROUSLY cheesy. | ||
Apple Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 apples | 34 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin | Sliceable. A cake centred with Apple. | ||
Orange Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 oranges | 30 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin | Sliceable. A cake with added orange. | ||
Lime Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 limes | 30 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin | Sliceable. A cake with added lime. | ||
Lemon Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 lemons | 30 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin | Sliceable. A cake with added lemon. | ||
Chocolate Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 chocolate bars | 26 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 4 Sugar, 4 Cocoa Powder | Sliceable. A cake with added chocolate. | ||
Birthday Cake | 1 plain cake + 1 candle + 5 units sugar + 2 units caramel | 26 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 10 Sprinkles | Sliceable. Becomes a wearable cakehat when microwaved. Happy Birthday little clown... | ||
Energy Cake | 1 birthday cake + 1 energy sword | 26 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 10 Sprinkles | Sliceable. The embedded blade will hurt anyone trying to eat the cake. Can be used as a weapon, doing 35 damage per hit. Becomes a wearable energy cake when microwaved. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. | ||
Brain Cake | 1 brain + 1 plain cake | 24 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 10 Mannitol | Sliceable. A squishy cake-thing. | ||
Slime Cake | 1 slime extract + 1 plain cake | 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. A cake made of slimes. Probably not electrified. | ||
Pumpkin Spice Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 pumpkins | 44 Nutriment, 13 Vitamin | Sliceable. A hollow cake with real pumpkin. | ||
Angel Food Cake | 15 units holy water + 1 plain cake | 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 10 Holy Water | Sliceable. A cake made for angels and chaplains alike! Contains holy water. | ||
Pound Cake | 4 plain cakes | 136 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin | Sliceable. A condensed cake made for filling people up quickly. | ||
Hardware Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 circuit boards + 5 units sulfuric acid | 19 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 15 Sulfuric Acid, 15 Oil | Sliceable. A quote on quote cake that is made with electronic boards and leaks acid... | ||
Strawberry Chocolate Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 chocolate bars + 5 berries | 67 Nutriment, 21 Vitamin, 4 Sugar, 9 Cocoa Powder | Sliceable. A chocolate cake with five strawberries on top. For some reason, this configuration of cake is particularly aesthetically pleasing to AIs in SELF. | ||
Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake | 1 plain cake + 5 berries | 63 Nutriment, 21 Vitamin | Sliceable. A plain cake, filled with assortment of blackberries and strawberries! | ||
Clown Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 sundaes + 5 bananas | 57 Nutriment, 21 Vitamin, 25 Sugar, 36 Banana Juice, 36 Potassium | Must be learned by reading Guide_to_Food#Recipe Books. Sliceable. A funny cake with a clown face on it. | ||
Vanilla Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 vanilla pods | 31 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 43 Vanilla Powder, 15 Sugar | Must be learned by reading Guide_to_Food#Recipe Books. Sliceable. A vanilla frosted cake. | ||
Spaceman's Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 spaceman's trumpets + 5 units cream + 5 units berry juice | 27 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 33 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 5 Cream, 5 Berry Juice | Sliceable. A spaceman's trumpet frosted cake. | ||
Cak | 1 brain + 1 heart + 1 birthday cake + 3 meat + 30 units Blood + 5 units sprinkles + 1 unit teslium | N/A | It's a cat made out of cake. Controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on harm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak become frosted. | ||
Popout Cake | 3 plain cakes + 10 units sugar + 5 units cream + 1 air horn | 80 Nutriment, 16 Vitamin | Sliceable. A humongous multi-tiered cake. Can fit a person inside. Said person can pull the string to pop outside, with some complementary confetti. The mechanism must then be re-wound with a screwdriver in order to be usable again. Can also be rigged with a Flashbang for a more explosive surprise. |
Egg-Based Food
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Fried Egg | 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper + 1 egg | 5 Egg Yolk, 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | A fried egg, with a touch of salt and pepper. | |
Omelette du Fromage | 2 eggs + 2 cheese wedges | 10 Egg Yolk, 7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | That's all you can say! Can be eaten with a fork. | |
Chocolate Egg | 1 boiled egg + 1 chocolate bar | 5 Egg Yolk, 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder | Such, sweet, fattening food. | |
Eggs Benedict | 1 fried egg + 1 steak + 1 bread slice | 5 Egg Yolk, 8.6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 2 Cooking Oil | There is only one egg on this, how rude. | |
Egg Bowl | 1 Bowl + 1 boiled rice + 1 boiled egg + 1 carrot + 1 corn | 20 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 5 Egg Yolk, 14 Oculine, 11 Corn Oil | A bowl of rice with a fried egg. |
Frozen
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Icecream Sandwich | 5 units cream + 5 units ice + 1 ice cream cone | 6 Nutriment, 5 Sugar, 2 Ice | Portable Ice-cream in its own packaging. | |
Strawberry Ice Cream Sandwich | 5 units cream + 5 units ice + 2 berries | 6 Vitamin, 14 Nutriment, 2 Ice | Portable ice-cream in its own packaging of the strawberry variety. | |
Space Freezy | 5 units blue cherry jelly + 15 units space mountain wind + 1 ice cream cone | 7 Nutriment, 5 Sugar, 2 Vitamin | The best icecream in space. | |
Sundae | 5 units cream + 1 cherry + 1 banana + 1 ice cream cone | 14 Nutriment, 10 Sugar, 6 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium, 4 Vitamin | A classic dessert. | |
Honkdae | 5 units cream + 1 clown mask + 1 cherry + 2 bananas + 1 ice cream cone | 16 Nutriment, 10 Sugar, 12 Banana Juice, 12 Potassium, 8 Vitamin | The clown's favorite dessert. | |
Flavorless Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice | 10 Water | It's just shaved ice. Still fun to chew on. | |
Pineapple Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units pineapple juice | 10 Water | Pineapple syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Lime Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units lime juice | 10 Water | Lime syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Lemon Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units lemon juice | 10 Water | Lemon syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Apple Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units apple juice | 10 Water | Apple syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Grape Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units berry juice | 10 Water | Grape syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Orange Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units orange juice | 10 Water | Orange syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Bluecherry Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units blue cherry jelly | 10 Water | Bluecherry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup, how rare! | |
Cherry Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units cherry jelly | 10 Water | Cherry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Berry Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units berry juice | 10 Water | Berry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Fruit Salad Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 5 units water + 15 units ice + 5 units orange juice + 5 units lime juice + 5 units lemon juice | 10 Water | A delightful mix of citrus syrups drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Mime Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units nothing | 10 Water | ... | |
Clown Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units laughter | 10 Water | Laughter drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Space Cola Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units space cola | 10 Water | Space Cola drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Space Mountain Wind Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units space mountain wind | 10 Water | Space Mountain Wind drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Pwrgame Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 15 units pwr game | 10 Water | Pwrgame soda drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Honey Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units honey | 10 Water | Honey drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup. | |
Rainbow Snowcone | 1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 1 unit colorful reagent | 10 Water | A very colorful snowball in a paper cup. |
Meats
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Meat Kebab | 1 iron rod + 2 steaks(Either human, tofu, lizard, or 1 lizard tail) | 11 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 8 Vitamin | Meat, on a stick. | |
Fiesta Skewer | 1 iron rod + 1 chili + 1 cutlet + 1 corn + 1 tomato | 17 Capsaicin Oil, 15 Vitamin, 17 Nutriment, 0.666 Cooking Oil, 11 Corn Oil | Yummy. | |
Green Eggs and Ham | 1 unit salt + 1 spider egg + 2 spider cutlet | 7 Nutriment, 4 Toxin, 5.666 Vitamin | Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space? | |
Corned Beef and Cabbage | 5 units salt + 1 steak + 2 cabbages | 18 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin | Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland. | |
Filet Migrawr | 5 units manly dorf + 1 bear steak | 16 Nutriment, 5 Morphine, 9 Vitamin, 6 Cooking Oil | Requires a lighter to cook. Because eating bear wasn't manly enough. | |
Stewed Soy Meat | 2 soy dopes + 1 carrot + 1 tomato | 15 Nutriment, 14 Oculine, 6 Vitamin | Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this! | |
Raw Sausage | 1 raw meatball + 2 raw cutlets | 9 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 1.333 Cooking Oil | A piece of mixed, long meat. | |
Chicken Nugget | 1 cutlet | 3 Nutriment, 0.666 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin | A 'chicken' nugget. Can be shaped like a lump, a star, a corgi or a lizard. | |
Raw Khinkali | 1 dough slice + 1 garlic + 1 meatball | 12 Nutriment, 9 Garlic Juice, 1 Vitamin | Microwave to finish preparing. One hundred khinkalis? Do I look like a pig? | |
Pig in a Blanket | 1 bun + 1 butter + 1 cutlet | 10 Nutriment, 0.666 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin | A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll. Free this pig from its blanket prison by eating it. | |
Rat-Kebab | 1 iron rod + 1 dead mouse | 3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick. | |
Double Rat-Kebab | 1 iron rod + 2 dead mice | 12 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick. | |
Rice and Pork | 1 Bowl + 1 boiled rice + 2 cutlets | 13 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin, 10 Cooking Oil | Well, it looks like pork... | |
Ashflaked Steak | 1 goliath steak + 1 cactus fruit + 1 mushroom leaf | 12 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 10 Vitrium Froth, 3 Nicotine | A common delicacy among miners. | |
BBQ Ribs | 5 units BBQ sauce + 2 steaks + 2 iron rods | 11 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 3 Vitamin | BBQ ribs, slathered in a healthy coating of BBQ sauce. The least vegan thing to ever exist. | |
Meat Clown | 1 steak + 1 [[banana | 10 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin, 8 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium | Slippery. A delicious, round piece of meat clown. How horrifying. Slips people for a short time when stepped on. |
Mexican
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Burrito | 1 tortilla + 2 soybeans | 13 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin, 6 Cooking Oil | Tortilla wrapped goodness. | |
Cheesy Burrito | 1 tortilla + 2 cheese wedges + 1 soybean | 14 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin, 3 Cooking Oil | It's a burrito filled with cheese. | |
Carne Asada Burrito | 1 tortilla + 2 cutlets + 1 soybean | 13 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 4.333 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin | The best burrito for meat lovers. | |
Fuego Plasma Burrito | 1 tortilla + 2 ghost chilis + 1 soybean | 15 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 32 Condensed Capsaicin, 58 Capsaicin Oil, 3 Cooking Oil | A super spicy burrito. | |
Enchiladas | 2 cutlets + 2 chilis + 2 tortillas | 17 Nutriment, 1.333 Cooking Oil, 12 Vitamin, 28 Capsaicin Oil | Viva La Mexico! | |
Nachos | 1 unit salt + 1 tortilla | 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | Chips from Space Mexico. | |
Cheesy Nachos | 1 unit salt + 1 cheese wedge + 1 tortilla | 7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese. | |
Cuban Nachos | 5 units ketchup + 2 chilis + 1 tortilla | 28 Capsaicin Oil, 10 Vitamin, 11 Nutriment | That's some dangerously spicy nachos. | |
(Classic) Taco | 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet + 1 cabbage | 17 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin, 0.666 Cooking Oil | A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce. | |
(Plain) Taco | 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet | 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 0.666 Cooking Oil | A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food. | |
Stuffed Legion | 1 goliath steak + 1 legion core + 2 units ketchup + 2 units capsaicin oil | 10 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Capsaicin Oil, 5 tricordrazine | The former skull of a damned human, filled with goliath meat. It has a decorative lava pool made of ketchup and hotsauce. |
Misc. Food
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Candied Apple | 5 units caramel + 1 apple | 3 Vitamin, 8 Nutriment, 3 Sugar | An apple coated in sugary sweetness. | |
Spider Lollipop | 1 iron rod + 5 units sugar + 5 units water + 1 spiderling | 1 Nutriment, 4 Toxin | Still gross, but at least it has a mountain of sugar on it. | |
Chocolate Coin | 1 coin + 1 chocolate bar | 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder | A completely edible but nonflippable festive coin. | |
Fudge Dice | 1 die + 1 chocolate bar | 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder | A little cube of chocolate that tends to have a less intense taste if you eat too many at once. | |
Chocolate Orange | 1 orange + 1 chocolate bar | 3 Vitamin, 7 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder | A festive chocolate orange. | |
Loaded Baked Potato | 1 potato + 1 cheese wedge | 6 Vitamin, 10 Nutriment | Totally baked. | |
Cheesy Fries | 1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge | 8 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin | Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh. | |
Egg Wrap | 10 units soy sauce + 1 fried egg + 1 cabbage | 5 Egg Yolk, 8 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin | The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket. | |
Tin of Beans | 5 units ketchup + 2 soybeans | 7 Vitamin, 9 Nutriment, 6 Cooking Oil | Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container. | |
Eggplant Parmigiana | 2 cheese wedges + 1 eggplant | 13 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin | The only good recipe for eggplant. | |
Baguette | 1 unit salt + 1 unit black pepper + 2 pastry bases | 6 Nutriment | Bon appetit! | |
(Slime) Jellied Toast | 5 units slime jelly + 1 plain bread slice | 2.6 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin | A slice of toast covered with delicious jam. Visually identical to the cherry jellied toast. | |
(Cherry) Jellied Toast | 5 units cherry jelly + 1 plain bread slice | 2.6 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly, 2 Vitamin | A slice of toast covered with delicious jam. Visually identical to the slime jellied toast. | |
Buttered Toast | 1 plain bread slice + 1 stick of butter | 8.6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast. | |
Two Bread | 5 units wine + 2 plain bread slices | 6.2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | This seems awfully bitter. | |
Melon Fruit Bowl | 1 watermelon + 1 apple + 1 orange + 1 lemon + 1 banana + 1 ambrosia | 11 water, 20 Vitamin, 33 Nutriment, 6 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium, 9 Space Drugs, 6 Bicaridine, 6 Kelotane, 6 Toxin | For people who wants edible fruit bowls. Can be made using any ambrosia strain (vulgaris, deus or gaia). | |
Melon Keg | 25 units vodka + 1 holymelon + 1 vodka bottle | 11 Holy Water, 6 Vitamin, 9 Nutriment | Who knew vodka was a fruit? Contains the contents of the vodka bottle, minus 25 units of vodka. | |
Honey Nut Bar | 1 oat + 5 units honey | 5 Nutriment, 2 Honey, 2 Vitamin | Oats and nuts compressed together into a bar, held together with a honey glaze. | |
Powercrepe | 1 flat dough + 1 unit milk + 5 units cherry jelly + 1 super-capacity power cell + 1 officer's sabre | 11 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 10 Iron | With great power, comes great crepes. It looks like a pancake filled with jelly but packs quite a punch. Can be used as a weapon, and is slightly more powerful than the officer's sabre. | |
Bran Requests Cereal | 1 wheat + 1 4no raisins | 5 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 10 salt | A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran. Tastes uniquely like raisins and salt. | |
Rice Pudding | 1 bowl + 5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 boiled rice | 9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin | Everybody loves rice pudding! | |
Butter Bear | 1 brain + 1 heart + 10 sticks of butter + 5 meat + 50 units blood + 1 unit teslium | N/A | I can't believe its not a bear! Controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the butter bear with an open hand on harm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and trace amounts of vitamin. The butter bear quickly heals brute damage. The butter bear's attacks don't inflict damage, but make the victim slip. | |
Crab Rangoon | 1 dough slice + 5 units cream + 1 cheese wedge + 1 raw crab meat | 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 3 Cooking Oil | Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab. | |
Pingles | 1 cardboard tube + 1 potato wedges + 1 onion slices + 10 units cream | 4.5 Vitamin, 9 Nutriment | A perfect blend of sour cream and onion on a potato chip. May cause space lag. | |
Hot-Cross Bun | 1 bread + 1 unit sugar | 13 Nutriment | The Cross represents the Assistants that died for your sins. | |
Brioche Cake | 1 plain cake + 2 units sugar | 19 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | A ring of sweet, glazed buns. | |
Scotch Egg | 1 unit salt + 1 unit black pepper + 1 boiled egg + 1 meatball | 5 Egg Yolk, 7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | A boiled egg wrapped in a delicious, seasoned meatball. | |
Mammi | 1 bread + 1 chocolate bar + 5 units milk | 18 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 1 Vitamin | A bowl of mushy bread and milk. It reminds you, not too fondly, of a bowel movement. | |
Chocolate Bunny | 2 units sugar + 1 chocolate bar | 3 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 1 Vitamin | Contains less than 10% real rabbit! | |
Onigiri | 1 Seaweed sheet + 1 boiled rice | 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | A ball of cooked rice surrounding a filling formed into a triangular shape and wrapped in seaweed. |
Pastries
Picture | Name | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Waffles | 2 pastry bases | 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Mmm, waffles. | |
Soylent Viridians | 2 pastry bases + 1 soybean | 10 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 3 Cooking Oil | Not made of people. Honest. | |
Soylent Green | 2 pastry bases + 2 human meats | 12 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 1 Vitamin | Not made of people. Honest*. | |
Roffle Waffles | 5 units mushroom hallucinogen + 2 pastry bases | 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | Waffles from Roffle. Co. | |
Pancake | 1 pastry base | 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Can be put on top of each other to create a pancake stack. A fluffy pancake. The softer, superior relative of the waffle. | |
Blueberry Pancake | 1 pastry base + 1 berry | 9 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Can be put on top of each other to create a pancake stack. A fluffy and delicious blueberry pancake. | |
Chocolate Chip Pancake | 1 pastry base + 1 chocolate bar | 5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 2 Vitamin | Can be put on top of each other to create a pancake stack. A fluffy and delicious chocolate chip pancake. | |
Donk-Pocket | 1 pastry base + 1 meatball | 7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Can be warmed in a microwave to add 3 Omnizine. The food of choice for the seasoned traitor. | |
Dank-Pocket | 1 pastry base + 1 cannabis leaf | 3 Nutriment, 9 Space Drugs, 19 Lipolicide | Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine and 2 Space Drugs. The food of choice for the seasoned botanist. | |
Spicy-Pocket | 1 pastry base + 1 chili | 6 Nutriment, 14 Capsaicin Oil, 3 Vitamin | Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine and 3 Capsaicin Oil. The classic snack food, now with a heat-activated spicy flair. | |
Teriyaki-Pocket | 1 pastry base + 3 units soy sauce | 3 Nutriment | Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine. An east-asian take on the classic stationside snack. | |
Pizza-Pocket | 1 pastry base + 1 tomato | 9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin | Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine. Delicious, cheesy and surprisingly filling. | |
Honk-Pocket | 1 pastry base + 1 banana + 3 units sugar | 5 Nutriment, 6 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium, 3 Vitamin | Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine and 3 Laughter. The award-winning donk-pocket that won the hearts of clowns and humans alike. | |
Berry-Pocket | 1 pastry base + 1 berry | 9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin | Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine. A relentlessly sweet donk-pocket first created for use in Operation Dessert Storm. | |
Gondola-Pocket | 1 pastry base + 3 units tranquility | 3 Nutriment | Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine and 5 Tranquility. The choice to use real gondola meat in the recipe is controversial, to say the least. | |
Muffin | 5 units milk + 1 pastry base | 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | A delicious and spongy little cake. | |
Berry Muffin | 5 units milk + 1 pastry base + 1 berry | 9 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries. | |
Booberry Muffin | 5 units milk + 1 pastry base + 1 berry + 1 ectoplasm | 9 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst! | |
Moffin | 5 units milk + 1 pastry base + 1 cloth | 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | A delicous and spongy little cake. | |
Chawanmushi | 5 units water + 5 units soy sauce + 2 boiled eggs + 1 chanterelle cluster | 5 Egg Yolk, 7 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat. | |
Meat Bun | 5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 meatball + 1 cabbage | 13 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Has the potential to not be Dog. | |
Khachapuri | 5 units egg yolk + 1 cheese wedge + 1 bread | 16 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Bread with egg and cheese? | |
Sugar Cookie | 5 units sugar + 1 pastry base | 4 Nutriment, 3 Sugar | Just like your little sister used to make. | |
Fortune Cookie | 1 pastry base + 1 paper | 5 Nutriment | When eaten, drops the paper used while crafting, including any writing. A true prophecy in each cookie! | |
Poppy Pretzel | 1 poppy seeds + 1 pastry base | 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | It's all twisted up! | |
Plump Helmet Biscuit | 1 pastry base + 1 plump helmet | 10 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | Has a 10% chance of being exceptional, adding 5 Omnizine. This is a finely-prepared plump helmet biscuit. The ingredients are exceptionally minced plump helmet, and well-minced dwarven wheat flour. | |
Cracker | 1 unit salt + 1 pastry base | 4 Nutriment | It's a salted cracker. | |
Chocolate Cornet | 1 unit salt + 1 pastry base + 1 chocolate bar | 6 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 1 Vitamin | Which side's the head, the fat end or the thin end? | |
Oatmeal Cookie | 1 pastry base + 1 oat | 7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | The best of both cookie and oat. | |
Raisin Cookie | 1 4no raisins + 1 pastry base + 1 oat | 9 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 1 Vitamin | Why would you put raisins on a cookie? | |
Cherry Cupcake | 1 pastry base + 1 cherry | 9 Nutriment, 5 Sugar, 3 Vitamin | A sweet cupcake with cherry bits. | |
Blue Cherry Cupcake | 1 pastry base + 1 blue cherry | 9 Nutriment, 5 Sugar, 3 Vitamin | Blue cherries inside a delicious cupcake. | |
Honey Bun | 1 pastry base + 5 units honey | 4 Nutriment, 1 Honey | A sticky pastry bun glazed with honey. | |
Rav'tart | 1 pastry base + 1 brass + 2 berries + 1 orange | 20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin, 4 Ratvarian Light | Consuming makes you glow for a short time. A brass colored tart with a red filling. Originally baked by TRNE Corp, it is supposedly blessed by a certain eldritch god. |
Donuts
Picture | Name | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Donut | 1 unit sugar + 1 pastry base | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar | Goes great with robust coffee. | |
Chaos Donut | 5 units frost oil + 5 units capsaicin oil + 1 pastry base | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar | Like life, it never quite tastes the same. | |
Meat Donut | 1 cutlet + 1 pastry base | 4 Nutriment, 0.666 Cooking Oil, 1 Ketchup | Tastes as gross as it looks. | |
Jelly Donut | 5 units berry juice + 1 pastry base | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 1 Vitamin | Visually identical to the slime donut. You jelly? | |
Pink Jelly Donut | 3 units berry juice + 1 jelly donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Berry Juice, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the pink slime donut. Goes great with a soy latte. | |
Spaceman's Jelly Donut | 3 units polypyrylium oligomers + 1 jelly donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the spaceman's slime donut. Goes great with a cold beaker of malk. | |
Apple Jelly Donut | 3 units apple juice + 1 jelly donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Apple Juice, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the apple slime donut. Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps. | |
Caramel Jelly Donut | 3 units caramel + 1 jelly donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Caramel, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the caramel slime donut. Goes great with a mug of hot cocoa. | |
Chocolate Jelly Donut | 1 chocolate bar + 1 jelly donut | 5 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 2 Vitamin, 3 Hot Chocolate, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the chocolate slime donut. Goes great with a glass of warm milk. | |
Blumpkin Jelly Donut | 3 units blumpkin juice + 1 jelly donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Blumpkin Juice, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the blumpkin slime donut. Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin. | |
Bungo Jelly Donut | 3 units bungo juice + 1 jelly donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Bungo Juice, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the bungo slime donut. Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight. | |
Matcha Jelly Donut | 3 units ground tea leaves + 1 jelly donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Ground Tea Leaves, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the matcha slime donut. Goes great with a cup of tea. | |
Slime Donut | 5 units slime jelly + 1 pastry base | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 1 Vitamin | Visually identical to the jelly donut. You jelly? | |
Pink Slime Donut | 3 units berry juice + 1 slime donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Berry Juice, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the pink jelly donut. Goes great with a soy latte. | |
Spaceman's Slime Donut | 3 units polypyrylium oligomers + 1 slime donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the spaceman's jelly donut. Goes great with a cold beaker of malk. | |
Apple Slime Donut | 3 units apple juice + 1 slime donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Apple Juice, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the apple jelly donut. Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps. | |
Caramel Slime Donut | 3 units caramel + 1 slime donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Caramel, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the caramel jelly donut. Goes great with a mug of hot cocoa. | |
Chocolate Slime Donut | 1 chocolate bar + 1 slime donut | 5 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 2 Vitamin, 3 Hot Chocolate, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the chocolate jelly donut. Goes great with a glass of warm milk. | |
Blumpkin Slime Donut | 3 units blumpkin juice + 1 slime donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Blumpkin Juice, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the blumpkin jelly donut. Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin. | |
Bungo Slime Donut | 3 units bungo juice + 1 slime donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Bungo Juice, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the bungo jelly donut. Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight. | |
Matcha Slime Donut | 3 units ground tea leaves + 1 slime donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Ground Tea Leaves, 1 Sprinkles | Visually identical to the matcha jelly donut. Goes great with a cup of tea. | |
Pink Donut | 3 units berry juice + 1 donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Berry Juice, 1 Sprinkles | Goes great with a soy latte. | |
Spaceman's Donut | 3 units polypyrylium oligomers + 1 donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 1 Sprinkles | Goes great with a cold beaker of malk. | |
Apple Donut | 3 units apple juice + 1 donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Apple Juice, 1 Sprinkles | Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps. | |
Caramel Donut | 3 units caramel + 1 donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Caramel, 1 Sprinkles | Goes great with a mug of hot cocoa. | |
Chocolate Donut | 1 chocolate bar + 1 donut | 5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 3 Hot Chocolate, 1 Sprinkles | Goes great with a glass of warm milk. | |
Blumpkin Donut | 3 units blumpkin juice + 1 donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Blumpkin Juice, 1 Sprinkles | Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin. | |
Bungo Donut | 3 units bungo juice + 1 donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Bungo Juice, 1 Sprinkles | Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight. | |
Matcha Donut | 3 units ground tea leaves + 1 donut | 3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Ground Tea Leaves, 1 Sprinkles | Goes great with a cup of tea. |
Pies
Picture | Name | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Banana Cream Pie | 5 units milk + 1 plain pie + 1 banana | 21 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium | Can be thrown on someone's face to pie them. Just like back home, on clown planet! HONK! | |
Meat-Pie | 1 unit black pepper + 1 unit salt + 1 plain pie + 1 steak | 23 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 2 Cooking Oil | An old barber recipe, very delicious! Sliceable. | |
Tofu-Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 tofu | 20 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin | A delicious tofu pie. Sliceable. | |
Xeno-Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 xeno cutlet | 20 Nutriment, 7.333 Vitamin | A delicious meatpie. Probably heretical. Sliceable. | |
Cherry Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 cherry | 23 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Sugar | Taste so good, make a grown man cry. Sliceable. | |
Berry Clafoutis | 1 plain pie + 1 berry | 24 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | No black birds, this is a good sign. Sliceable. | |
Beary Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 berry + 1 bear steak | 39 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin, 5 Morphine, 6 Cooking Oil | No brown bears, this is a good sign. Sliceable. | |
Amanita Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 fly amanita | 21 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 19 Amatoxin, 6 Growth Serum | Sweet and tasty poison pie. | |
Plump Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 plump helmet | 24 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin | Has a 10% chance of being exceptional, adding 5 Omnizine. I bet you love stuff made out of plump helmets! | |
Apple Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 apple | 24 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin | A pie containing sweet sweet love...or apple. Sliceable. | |
Pumpkin Pie | 5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 1 pumpkin | 29 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin | Sliceable. A delicious treat for the autumn months. | |
Golden Apple Streusel Tart | 5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 1 golden apple | 24 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin, 11 Gold | A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector. | |
Grape Tart | 5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 3 grapes | 36 Nutriment, 14 Vitamin, 18 Sugar | A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make. | |
Mime Tart | 5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 5 units nothing | 18 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 10 Nothing | Must be learned by reading Cooking Deserts 101. ... | |
Berry Tart | 5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 3 berries | 36 Nutriment, 14 Vitamin | Must be learned by reading Cooking Deserts 101. A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust. | |
Chocolate Lava Tart | 5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 3 chocolate bars + 1 slime extract | 24 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 6 Sugar, 6 Cocoa Powder | Must be learned by reading Cooking Deserts 101. A tasty dessert made of chocolate, with a liquid core. | |
Blumpkin Pie | 5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 1 blumpkin | 31 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 11 Ammonia, 6 Chlorine | Sliceable. An odd blue pie made with toxic blumpkin. | |
Dulce de Batata | 5 units vanilla powder + 5 units water + 2 sweet potatoes | 20 Vitamin, 12 Sugar, 16 Nutriment | Sliceable. A delicious jelly made with sweet potatoes. | |
Frosty Pie | 1 plain pie + 1 blue cherry | 26 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 5 Sugar | Tastes like blue and cold. Sliceable. | |
Baklava | 2 sticks of butter + 4 tortillas + 4 oat seeds | 24 Nutriment, 10 vitamin | Sliceable. A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread. |
Pizzas
These recipes will produce a raw version of the final product. They need to be baked in an oven to complete.
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Margherita Pizza | 1 flat dough + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Tomato | 30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Meat Pizza | 1 flat dough + 4 raw cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato | 40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin | Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease. | |
Arnold Pizza | 1 flat dough + 3 raw cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings | 30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine | Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily. | |
Mushroom Pizza | 1 flat dough + 5 any Mushrooms | 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Vegetable Pizza | 1 flat dough + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato | 25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Donk Pocket Pizza | 1 flat dough + 3 donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge | 27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Dank Pizza | 1 flat dough + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato | 25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin | Sliceable. | |
Sassysage Pizza | 1 flat dough + 3 raw meatballs+ 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato | 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Sliceable. |
Salads
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Herb Salad | 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple | 8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man? | |
Aesir Salad | 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple | 8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin | Duuuuuuuuuude. | |
Valid Salad | 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 meatball | 8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin | Heals everyone! Not really | |
Monkey's Delight | 1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper | 10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin | EE EEE! | |
Oatmeal | 1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk | 7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin | A nice bowl of oatmeal. | |
Fruit Salad | 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice | 2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | Your standard fruit salad. | |
Jungle Salad | 1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice | 7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin | Exotic fruits in a bowl. | |
Citrus Delight | 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon | 7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Citrus overload! |
Sandwiches
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Sandwich | 2 (plain) bread slices + 1 meat steak + 1 cheese wedge | 7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain. | |
Grilled Cheese Sandwich | 2 (plain) bread slices + 2 cheese wedge | 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly. | |
Jelly Sandwich | 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly | 2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin | In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant. | |
Not-a-Sandwich | 1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices | 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache. |
Seafood
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Imitation Carp Fillet | Made by injecting 5 units Carpotoxin into 1 tofu. | 3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin | Acts as a substitute to a carp fillet. Slightly toxic. | |
Cuban Carp | 5 units flour + 1 chili + 1 carp fillet | 14 Capsaicin Oil, 9 Vitamin, 7 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin | A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb! | |
Fish and Chips | 1 space fries + 1 carp fillet | 8 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 4 Vitamin | I do say so myself chap. | |
Fish Fingers | 5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 carp fillet | 6 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 4 Vitamin | A finger of fish. | |
Carp Sashimi | 5 units soy sauce + 1 spider egg + 1 carp fillet | 6 Nutriment, 2 Toxin, 2 Carpotoxin, 6 Vitamin, 4 Capsaicin Oil | Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself. | |
Seaweed Sheet | Produced from the botany biogenerator | 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | A dried sheet of seaweed used for making sushi. Use an ingredient on it to start making custom sushi! | |
Vegetarian sushi roll | 1 Seaweed sheet + 1 boiled rice + 1 carrot + 1 cabbage | 12 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | A roll of simple vegetarian sushi with rice, carrots, and cabbage. Sliceable into pieces! | |
Spicy filet sushi roll | 1 Seaweed sheet + 1 boiled rice + 1 carp fillet + 1 chili + 1 onion | 12 Nutriment, 4 Capsaicin Oil, 4 Vitamin, 4 Protein | A roll of tasty, spicy sushi made with fish and vegetables. Sliceable into pieces! | |
Spicy filet sushi roll | 1 Seaweed sheet + 1 boiled rice + 1 carp fillet + 1 boiled egg + 1 cabbage | 12 Nutriment, 8 protein, 4 Vitamin | A roll of futomaki sushi, made of boiled egg, fish, and cabbage. Sliceable. | |
Philadelphia sushi roll | 1 Seaweed sheet + 1 boiled rice + 1 carp fillet + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cabbage | 12 Nutriment, 8 protein, 8 Vitamin | A roll of Philadelphia sushi, made of cheese, fish, and cabbage. Sliceable. | |
Nigiri | 1 Seaweed sheet + 1 boiled rice + 1 carp fillet + 1 soy sauce | 4 Nutriment, 2 protein, 2 Vitamin | A simple nigiri of fish atop a packed rice ball with a seaweed wrapping and a side of soy sauce. |
Soups
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Meatball Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 meatball + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato | 7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin | Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you. | |
Vegetable Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato | 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin | Force feed the Botanists this. | |
Nettle Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 Potato | 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin | Contains trace amounts of sulfuric acid. Contains Omnizine. | |
Wing Fang Chu | 5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets | 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin | At least it wasn't the dog. | |
Wish Soup | 1 Bowl + 20 units water | 20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin) | Makes you wish the chef could cook. | |
Hot Chili Stew | 1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato | 8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin | Some like it hot, hot, HOT! | |
Cold Chili Stew | 1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato | 8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin | Ice, ice, baby! | |
Tomato Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes | 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin | What, no crackers? | |
Eyeball Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball | 5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs | A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs? | |
Milo Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 tofus | 9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin | Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops. | |
Blood Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes | 3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin | They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these. | |
Slime Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam | 1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin | Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts. | |
Clown's Tears | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium Sheet | 2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin | Not very funny. | |
Mystery Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge | 7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
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This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them. | |
Mushroom Soup | 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 Chanterelle | 2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin | The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on. | |
Beet Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage | 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin | Feed your inner Russian with borscht. | |
Stew | 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom | 14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin | The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold. | |
Spacy Liberty Duff | 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps | 6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen | The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS. | |
Amanita Jelly | 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas | 6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen | It's evil, don't touch it! | |
Sweet Potato Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes | 4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin | Delicious sweet potato in soup form. | |
Red Beet Soup | 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage | 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Quite a delicacy. | |
Bisque | 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 crab meat + 1 boiled rice | ? | A classic entree from Space-France. |
Pastas
Picture | Recipe | Ingredients | Nutritional Value | Notes |
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Tomato Pasta | 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes | 6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin | Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary. | |
Copypasta | 2 tomato pastas | 12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin | Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff. | |
Spaghetti & Meatballs | 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 meatballs | 8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | That's-a a spicy meat-aball! | |
Spesslaw | 1 boiled spaghetti + 4 meatballs | 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Lawyer's choice! | |
Beef Noodle | 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Bowl + 2 cutlet + 1 Cabbage | 5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs | Nutritious, beefy, and noodly. | |
Chowmein | 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot | 7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables. | |
Butter Noodles | 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 butter | 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin | Noodles covered in savory butter. | |
Käsespätzle | 1 boiled spaghetti + 10 units egg yolk + 1 cheese wedge | 8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin | A special kind of pasta made with eggs, served with tasty cheese. | |
Spaghetti Napolitan | 1 boiled spaghetti + 10 units ketchup + 1 sausage + 1 Chili | 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | The only excuse to ever put ketchup into your spaghetti. | |
Lasagna | 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge + 1 meatball | 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 5 tomato juice | Somewhere, in some different universe, a cat is smoking your pipe. | |
Glass Noodles | 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Carrot + 1 tofu + 1 Sheet of Glass | 7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin | Noodles so transparent, you can see through them! |
Custom Recipes
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.
Custom food | How to acquire |
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Custom Bread | Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice. |
Custom Cake | Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice. NONFUNCTIONAL |
Custom Pizza | Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice. |
Custom Pie | Use ingredients on a plain pie. |
Custom Spaghetti | Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti. |
Custom Salad | Use ingredients on an empty bowl. |
Custom Soup | Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl. NONFUNCTIONAL |
Custom Kebab | Use ingredients on a metal rod. |
Custom Sandwich | Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich. NONFUNCTIONAL |
Custom Burger | Use ingredients on a bun. |
Vending Machine Food
Junk Food
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.
Junk Drinks
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.
Picture | Dispenses | Description |
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Space Cola | 30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated. | |
Space Mountain Wind | Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated. | |
Dr. Gibb | A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated. | |
Star-kist | Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...? | |
Space-Up | Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated. | |
Pwr Game | The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated. | |
Lemon-Lime | You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime. | |
Bottle of Water | A bottle of 49.5u water, 0.5u fluorine filled at an old Earth bottling facility. Not available in Shambler's Vendors. | |
Shambler's Juice | ~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~ Only available in Shambler's Vendors. Cools you down if overheated. | |
Nuka Cola | Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland. Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, cools you down, and gives you ephedrine speed. | |
Canned air | There is no air shortage. Do not drink. 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen. | |
Monkey Energy | Unleash the ape! Makes you jittery, dizzy, reduces sleeping, and cools you down. Gives ephedrine speed to monkeys. Can be used as fuel for the grill. | |
Grey Bull | Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down, makes you jittery and dizzy, and makes you immune to electric shocks. |
Hot Drinks
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.
Picture | Dispenses | Description |
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Robust Coffee | Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot. | |
Duke Purple Tea | An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea. | |
Dutch Hot Cocoa | Contains hot chocolate and sugar. Made in Space South America. | |
Bubble Tea | Refreshing! You aren't sure what those things in the bottom are. |
Other food
Picture | Item | Description |
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Cookie | A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment. | |
Lollipop | Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment. | |
Gumball | Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also healing chemicals. | |
Honeycomb | Only craftable by Apids with 50 Sugar. Can be used in-hand while empty to split it into 2 wax. |
Hunger
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.
Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.
Starvation
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!
Obesity
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery or using lipocide is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.
When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.
Satiety
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both good and bad reagents slower, for a higher total effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.
Breakfast
Certain food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. This is not very important usually other then for RP reasons. These are:
- Food: most egg based foods, bacon, oatmeal, pancakes, waffles, donuts, toasts, biscuits, cereal;
- Drink: coffee, orange juice or milk.