Guide to Food

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This page is currently under construction during the transition to the newfood system. The transition will fundamentally change several existing parts of the kitchen & food including: How food is eaten, how something is determined to be edible, food reagents, food sprites, customfood, & how food is cooked. This interim during the transition is expected to be mostly stable, however, several existing features will be rendered nonfunctional, like customfood, during the duration. If you encounter any other bugs with food, food edibility, or food sprites, feel free to bring them to me -RKz, Coordinating Newfood to Bee 11/18/2023

You need food to avoid hunger. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the microwave .

Example Cooking Guide

As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu , here is how to cook a sausage :

Grab two pieces of meat from your fridge.
Put one of the pieces of meat into the food processor .
Click the food processor to turn it on. This will turn the meat into three raw meatballs .
Place the other piece of meat on any table .
Vend a kitchen knife from the dinnerware vendor , and use it on the piece of meat . It should turn into 3x raw meat cutlets .
Place the raw meatballs and the raw cutlets on the same tile (such as the same table).
Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the raw meatballs and the raw meat cutlets . Click the crafting menu HUD icon to open the crafting menu.
In the crafting menu, click on the "Cook" tab at the bottom left, then "Meats" on the sidebar on the left. Optionally click the "can make only" checkbox to compress things down a bit.
If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Raw Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a raw sausage .
Click the griddle to turn it on.
Put the raw sausage on the griddle until it changes color. Your sausage is ready to be served.

Ingredients

Butchering

This is how you get your meat .

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, the machine in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.
There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

Picture	Food name	How to acquire
	Meat	Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object on harm intent .
File:Meatyourcoworkers.gif	Your Coworkers and Enemies!	Nanotrasen employs and interacts with a wide range of Species Each with their own unique flavor, try tossing them in a gibber for the beginnings of a truly unique dish.
File:Birdsteak raw.png	Chicken Meat	Slaughter a dead chicken with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Bear Meat	Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Carp Fillet	Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Raw Crab Meat	Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Spider Leg	Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Spider Meat	Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object on harm intent .

Knife & Rolling Pin

These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine). When the recipe creates multiple products from a single object, each individual product has the same reagents as the sliced object, divided by the number of products made. (For example, a bread loaf with 20 nutriment would be sliced into 5 bread slices containing 4 nutriment each.)

Picture	Food name	How to acquire
	Bread Slice	Slice any bread Bake a dough Mix 15u flour Grind wheat or oat stalks + 10u water with your knife Used to make sandwiches. Makes 5 slices.
	Cake Slice	Slice any cake Bake a cake batter Mix 15 parts egg yolk or soy milk 15 parts flour 5 parts sugar with your knife Makes 5 slices.
	Pizza Slice	Slice any pizza with your knife Makes 6 slices.
	Flat Dough	Flatten a dough Mix 15u flour Grind wheat or oat stalks + 10u water with your rolling pin Makes 1 flat dough. Used in pizza recipes.
	Dough Slice	Slice a flat dough Flatten a dough Mix 15u flour Grind wheat or oat stalks + 10u water with your rolling pin with your knife Makes 3 dough slices.
	Raw Patty	Flatten a raw meatball Process one slab of meat with your rolling pin
	Raw Chicken Cutlet	Slice chicken meat with your knife Makes 3 cutlets.
	Raw Cutlet	Slice a meat with your knife Makes 3 cutlets.
	Pie Dough	Flatten a cake batter Mix 15 parts egg yolk or soy milk 15 parts flour 5 parts sugar with your rolling pin Makes 1 pie dough.
	Raw Pastry Base	Slice a pie dough Flatten a cake batter Mix 15 parts egg yolk or soy milk 15 parts flour 5 parts sugar with your rolling pin with your knife Makes 3 raw pastry base.
File:Raw noodles.png	Fresh Noodles	Template:RecursiveRecipe/RawNoodles Makes 6 batches of raw noodles that can be cooked.
	Potato Wedges	Slice a potato with your knife Makes one plate of potato wedges.
	Onion Slice	Slice an onion with your knife
	Cheese Wedge	Slice a cheese wheel 40 parts milk 5 parts enzyme (catalyst) with your knife Makes 5 cheese wedges.
	Salami	Template:RecursiveRecipe/Salami Makes 6 slices of salami.

Processor

Some items can be processed with the Processor, which can be found in your kitchen.

Picture	Processes	Condiments
	Boritos Corn Chips	Process one tortilla.
	Carrot Fries	Process one carrot.
	Raw Bacon	Process one raw cutlet.
	Raw Meatball	Process one slab of meat or one grilled cutlet. Different types of meat will produce different meatballs.
	Roast Parsnip	Process one parsnip.
	Soy Dope	Process one soy bean.
	Space Fries	Process one plate of potato wedges.
	Spaghetti	Process one dough slice.
	Tator Tot	Process one potato.
	Tortilla	Process one corn.
	Yaki Imo	Process one sweet potato.

Griddle

Used for frying/grilling most raw meat products. Click it with an empty hand to turn it on. Then the listed raw food on it until they change color. You can grill multiple pieces of food at the same time. If you don't have a griddle you can instead use a bonfire or a grill .

Picture	Processes	Condiments
	Bacon	Grill raw bacon Process one raw cutlet Slice a meat with your knife on a griddle.
	Boiled Spider Leg	Grill a spider leg on a griddle.
	Cutlet	Grill a raw cutlet Slice a meat with your knife on a griddle. Different types of meat will produce different cutlets.
	Grilled Cheese Sandwich	Grill a cheese sandwich.
	Khinkali	Grill a raw khinkali.
	Meat Steak	Grill meat on a griddle. Different types of meat will produce different steaks.
	Meatball	Grill a raw meatball Process one slab of meat on a griddle.
	Patty	Grill a raw patty Flatten a raw meatball Process one slab of meat with your rolling pin on a griddle.

All-In-One-Grinder

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture	Blends	How to acquire
	Blue Cherry Jelly	Grind blue cherries.
	Butter	Mix 25 milk in the grinder.
	Butter on a stick	Insert a metal rod into butter Mix 25 milk in the grinder .
	Caramel	Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
	Cherry Jelly	Grind cherries.
	Cocoa Powder	Grind cocoa pods.
	Cold Sauce/Frost Oil	Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Changeling cryo sting injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and slimepeople. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
	Flour	Grind wheat or oat stalks.
	Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil	Grind chilis.
	Ketchup	Grind tomatoes.
	Mayonnaise	Grind egg yolk Break an egg into a beaker .
	Nutriment	Grind any solid food. 50% chance to heal 1 brute damage.
	Pepper	Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
	Protein	Grind some types of solid food. 50% chance to heal 0.8 brute damage.
	Rice	Grind rice stalks
	Sprinkles	Grind donuts 1 pastry base + 1 unit Sugar . Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.
	Sugar	Grind white beet or sugarcane.
	Vanilla Powder	Grind vanilla pods.
	Universal Enzyme	Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use wooden barrels to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
	Vitamin	Grind some types of solid food. 50% chance to heal 1 brute and burn damage.

Combining in containers

In order to create these items you will need to mix the regents by hand in a beaker, glass, or other container that holds liquids.

Picture	Blends	How to acquire
	Astrotame	Found in Dinnerware Vendor. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you disgusted.
	BBQ Sauce	1 part Ash 1 part Oil 1 part Welding Fuel 1 part Carbon 1 part Hydrogen Temperature 480K 1 part tomato juice 1 part Saline-Glucose Solution 1 part Sodium Chloride 1 part Chlorine 1 part Sodium 1 part Water 1 part Water 1 part Sugar 1 part black pepper
	Cake Batter	Mix 15 parts egg yolk or soy milk 15 parts flour 5 parts sugar
	Cheese Wheel	40 parts milk 5 parts enzyme (catalyst) End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
	Chocolate Bar	2 parts soy milk 2 parst cocoa powder 2 parts sugar OR 4 parts chocolate milk 2 parts sugar
	Dough	Mix 15u flour Grind wheat or oat stalks + 10u water
	Dry Ramen	Buy Cup Ramen.
	Egg Yolk	Break an egg into a beaker Makes 2u egg yolk and 4u egg white.
	Hell Ramen	Mix 6 parts hot ramen with 1 part capsaicin oil. Results in 6 parts instead of 7. Can warm you to unsafe levels.
	Hot Ramen	Mix 3 parts dry ramen with 1 part water. Results in 3 parts instead of 4. Warms you up to safe levels.
	Moonshine	5 parts nutriment 5 parts sugar 5 parts enzyme (catalyst)
	Salt	1 part Chlorine 1 part Sodium 1 part Water Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
	Soy Sauce	4 parts soy milk 1 part sulfuric acid
	Tofu	10 parts soy milk 5 units universal enzymes (catalyst)
	Uncooked Rice	10 rice + 10 water.

Oven File:Autowiki-kitchen range.png

The oven is used to use to bake pizzas, pastries and other dough products. Simply open it up, fill an oven tray with some cookies, toss it in, close it up, and wait!

The oven will prepare the cookies and when you see brown smoke the food is done. When it goes black you're a bit too late!

Picture	Cooked food	How to acquire
	Plain Bread	Bake a dough Mix 15u flour Grind wheat or oat stalks + 10u water Used in most bread recipes.
	Bun	Template:RecursiveRecipe/Bun Used in burgers.
	Pastry Base	Template:RecursiveRecipe/PastryBase Used in most pastry recipes.
	Pizza Bread	Template:RecursiveRecipe/PizzaBread
	Plain Pie	Template:RecursiveRecipe/PlainPie Used in pie recipes.
	Plain Cake	Bake a cake batter Mix 15 parts egg yolk or soy milk 15 parts flour 5 parts sugar Used in cake recipes.
	Warm Donk-pocket	Bake a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.

Microwave

The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the microwave dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

Picture	Cooked food	How to acquire
	Boiled Egg	Microwave an egg.
	Boiled Rice	Microwave uncooked rice. Used in rice recipes.
	Boiled Spaghetti	Microwave raw spaghetti. Used in spaghetti recipes.
	Crab Meat	Microwave some crab meat.
	Onion Rings	Microwave some onion slices.
	Popcorn	Microwave a corn.
	Warm Donk-pocket	Microwave a donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.

Oven

The oven is used to bake dough-based products. Simply open it up, put your food on the oven tray, toss the tray in the oven, close it up, and wait. Once you see brown smoke coming out of it, your baked treat is ready. When it goes black, you're a bit too late!

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess.

Picture	Cooked food	How to acquire
	Bun	Bake a dough slice. Used in burger recipes.
	Pastry Base	Bake a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes.
	Pizza	Bake a raw pizza.
	Pizza Bread	Bake a flat dough.
	Plain Bread	Bake dough. Used in bread recipes.
	Plain Cake	Bake cake batter. Used in cake recipes.
	Plain Pie	Bake pie dough. Used in pie recipes.
	Warm Donk-pocket	Bake a donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.

Recipe Books

Some recipes will only be visible in your crafting menu after reading a special book first.

Picture	Book	Unlocks	Where to get
	Cooking Desserts 101	Mime tart, berry tart, chocolate lava tart, clown cake and vanilla cake.	Dinnerware Vendor

Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Waffle Cone	1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar	Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
Chocolate Cone	1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar + 1 cocoa powder	Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
Vanilla Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit vanilla powder	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Strawberry Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit berry juice	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Chocolate Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice 1 unit cocoa powder	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Blue Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit Singulo	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.

Crafting Recipes

Most dish recipes are made using the crafting menu, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button (a small T icon on your HUD) to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

Burgers

Recipe	Ingredients	Taste	Nutritional Value
Human Burger	1 bun + 1 human steak	7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin	Will share the name of the person the meat was taken from. A bloody burger.
Burger	1 steak + 1 bun	7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin	Has a 1% chance to be renamed "steamed ham" when cooked. The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.
Corgi Burger	1 corgi meat + 1 bun	5 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin	You monster.
Appendix Burger	1 appendix + 1 bun	8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Tastes like appendicitis.
Brainburger	1 brain + 1 bun	8 Nutriment, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin	A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient.
Xenoburger	1 xeno steak + 1 bun	9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin	Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy.
Bearger	1 bear steak + 1 bun	19 Nutriment, 5 Morphine, 8 Vitamin, 6 Cooking Oil	Best served rawr.
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich	1 carp fillet + 1 cheese wedge + 1 bun	10 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 6 Vitamin	Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp.
Tofu Burger	1 tofu + 1 bun	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	What.. is that meat?
Ghost Burger	1 ectoplasm + 2 units salt + 1 bun	7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 5 Salt	Might move on its own, wail some spooky sounds or spew ectoplasm. Too Spooky!
Clown Burger	1 clown mask + 1 bun	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Juice	This tastes funny...
Mime Burger	1 mime mask + 1 bun	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing	Its taste defies language.
Colored Burger	1 steak + 1 crayon + 1 bun	7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin, 10 Dye Powder	Will be the same color as the crayon used while making it. The available colors are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white.
Spell Burger	1 wizard hat + 1 bun	8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin	This is absolutely Ei Nath.
Big Bite Burger	3 steaks + 2 cheese wedges + 1 bun	23 Nutriment, 6 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin	Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!
Super Bite Burger	5 units salt + 5 units pepper + 5 steaks + 4 tomatoes + 3 cheese wedges + 1 boiled egg + 1 bacon + 1 bun	63 Nutriment, 15 Cooking Oil, 32 Vitamin, 5 Egg Yolk	This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!
(Slime) Jelly Burger	5 units slime jelly + 1 bun	2 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 5 Vitamin	Visually identical to the cherry jelly burger. Culinary delight..?
(Cherry) Jelly Burger	5 units cherry jelly + 1 bun	2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin	Visually identical to the slime jelly burger. Culinary delight..?
Five Alarm Burger	1 steak + 2 ghost chilis + 1 bun	15 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin, 32 Condensed Capsaicin, 58 Capsaicin Oil	HOT! HOT!
Rat Burger	1 dead mouse + 1 bun	6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 2 Blood	Pretty much what you'd expect...
Home Run Baseball Burger	1 baseball bat + 1 bun	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
Bacon Burger	3 bacon + 1 bun	16 Nutriment, 15 Cooking Oil, 4 Vitamin	The perfect combination of all things American.
Empowered Burger	2 plasma sheets + 1 bun	2 Nutriment	It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
Crab Burger	2 crab meat + 1 bun	10 Nutriment, 10 Cooking Oil, 4 Vitamin	A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
Cheese Burger	1 steak + 1 cheese wedge + 1 bun	10 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin	This noble burger stands proudly clad in golden cheese.
Soylent Burger	1 Soylent Green + 2 cheese wedges + 1 bun	25 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin	A eco-friendly burger made using upcycled low value biomass.
McRib	1 BBQ ribs + 1 onion slices + 1 bun	16 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 7.5 Vitamin, 5 BBQ Sauce	An elusive rib shaped burger with limited availablity across the galaxy. Not as good as you remember it.
McGuffin	1 fried egg + 2 bacon + 1 bun	8 Egg Yolk, 8 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 10 Cooking Oil	A cheap and greasy imitation of an eggs benedict.
Chicken Sandwich	1 chicken steak + 5 units mayonnaise + 1 bun	9 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 1 Vitamin, 3 mayonnaise	The so-called classic poultry bread cage. Considering how processed this is, the taste holds up pretty well.
Crazy Hamburger	1 steak + 2 chilis + 20 units cooking oil + 2 death nettles + 4 cheese wedges + 1 bun	26 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin, 28 Capsaicin Oil, 28 Fluorosulfuric Acid	Crazy hamburger! It is horrible!

Breads

Recipe	Ingredients	Taste	Nutritional Value
Meatbread Loaf	1 plain bread + 3 cutlets + 3 cheese wedges	33 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 16 Vitamin	Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquen/tg/entleman.
Xenomeatbread Loaf	1 plain bread + 3 xeno cutlets + 3 cheese wedges	33 Nutriment, 17 Vitamin	Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquen/tg/entleman. Extra Heretical.
Spider Meat Loaf	1 plain bread + 3 spider cutlets + 3 cheese wedges	33 Nutriment, 3 Toxin, 17 Vitamin	Sliceable. Reassuringly green meatloaf made from spider meat.
Banana-nut Bread	5 units milk + 1 plain bread + 3 boiled eggs + 1 banana	23 Nutriment, 15 Egg Yolk, 6 Vitamin, 26 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium	Sliceable. A heavenly and filling treat.
Tofubread	1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 3 cheese wedges	33 Nutriment, 13 Vitamin	Sliceable. Like meatbread but for vegetarians. Not guaranteed to give superpowers.
Cream Cheese Bread	5 units milk + 1 plain bread + 2 cheese wedges	24 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin	Sliceable. Yum yum yum!
Mimana Bread	5 units soy milk + 1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 1 mimana	26 Nutriment, 6 Nothing, 6 Mute Toxin, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. Best eaten in silence.
Garlic Bread	1 garlic + 1 plain bread slice + 1 butter	9 Garlic Juice, 18.6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Alas, it is limited.
Butter Biscuit	1 bun + 1 butter	8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Well butter my biscuit!
Butterdog	1 bun + 3 butter	18 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Made from exotic butters. Slips people for a long time when stepped on.
Bread Cat	1 plain bread + 1 cat ears + 1 cat tail + 3 meat + 50 units blood + 5 units strange reagent	N/A	It's a cat... with a bread! Behaves like a regular cat.
Hotdog	5 units ketchup + 1 bun + 1 sausage	12 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 1.333 Cooking Oil	Hot and steamy hotdog weenie.

Cakes

Recipe	Ingredients	Taste	Nutritional Value
Carrot Cake	1 plain cake + 2 carrots	30 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin, 33 Oculine	Sliceable. A favorite desert of a certain wascally wabbit. Not a lie.
Cheese Cake	1 plain cake + 2 cheese wedges	25 Nutriment, 14 Vitamin	Sliceable. DANGEROUSLY cheesy.
Apple Cake	1 plain cake + 2 apples	34 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin	Sliceable. A cake centred with Apple.
Orange Cake	1 plain cake + 2 oranges	30 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin	Sliceable. A cake with added orange.
Lime Cake	1 plain cake + 2 limes	30 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin	Sliceable. A cake with added lime.
Lemon Cake	1 plain cake + 2 lemons	30 Nutriment, 18 Vitamin	Sliceable. A cake with added lemon.
Chocolate Cake	1 plain cake + 2 chocolate bars	26 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 4 Sugar, 4 Cocoa Powder	Sliceable. A cake with added chocolate.
Birthday Cake	1 plain cake + 1 candle + 5 units sugar + 2 units caramel	26 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 10 Sprinkles	Sliceable. Becomes a wearable cakehat when microwaved. Happy Birthday little clown...
Energy Cake	1 birthday cake + 1 energy sword	26 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 10 Sprinkles	Sliceable. The embedded blade will hurt anyone trying to eat the cake. Can be used as a weapon, doing 35 damage per hit. Becomes a wearable energy cake when microwaved. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad.
Brain Cake	1 brain + 1 plain cake	24 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 10 Mannitol	Sliceable. A squishy cake-thing.
Slime Cake	1 slime extract + 1 plain cake	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. A cake made of slimes. Probably not electrified.
Pumpkin Spice Cake	1 plain cake + 2 pumpkins	44 Nutriment, 13 Vitamin	Sliceable. A hollow cake with real pumpkin.
Angel Food Cake	15 units holy water + 1 plain cake	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 10 Holy Water	Sliceable. A cake made for angels and chaplains alike! Contains holy water.
Pound Cake	4 plain cakes	136 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin	Sliceable. A condensed cake made for filling people up quickly.
Hardware Cake	1 plain cake + 2 circuit boards + 5 units sulfuric acid	19 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 15 Sulfuric Acid, 15 Oil	Sliceable. A quote on quote cake that is made with electronic boards and leaks acid...
Strawberry Chocolate Cake	1 plain cake + 2 chocolate bars + 5 berries	67 Nutriment, 21 Vitamin, 4 Sugar, 9 Cocoa Powder	Sliceable. A chocolate cake with five strawberries on top. For some reason, this configuration of cake is particularly aesthetically pleasing to AIs in SELF.
Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake	1 plain cake + 5 berries	63 Nutriment, 21 Vitamin	Sliceable. A plain cake, filled with assortment of blackberries and strawberries!
Clown Cake	1 plain cake + 2 sundaes + 5 bananas	57 Nutriment, 21 Vitamin, 25 Sugar, 36 Banana Juice, 36 Potassium	Must be learned by reading Guide_to_Food#Recipe Books. Sliceable. A funny cake with a clown face on it.
Vanilla Cake	1 plain cake + 2 vanilla pods	31 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 43 Vanilla Powder, 15 Sugar	Must be learned by reading Guide_to_Food#Recipe Books. Sliceable. A vanilla frosted cake.
Spaceman's Cake	1 plain cake + 2 spaceman's trumpets + 5 units cream + 5 units berry juice	27 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 33 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 5 Cream, 5 Berry Juice	Sliceable. A spaceman's trumpet frosted cake.
Cak	1 brain + 1 heart + 1 birthday cake + 3 meat + 30 units Blood + 5 units sprinkles + 1 unit teslium	N/A	It's a cat made out of cake. Controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on harm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak become frosted.
Popout Cake	3 plain cakes + 10 units sugar + 5 units cream + 1 air horn	80 Nutriment, 16 Vitamin	Sliceable. A humongous multi-tiered cake. Can fit a person inside. Said person can pull the string to pop outside, with some complementary confetti. The mechanism must then be re-wound with a screwdriver in order to be usable again. Can also be rigged with a Flashbang for a more explosive surprise.

Egg-Based Food

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Fried Egg	1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper + 1 egg	5 Egg Yolk, 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A fried egg, with a touch of salt and pepper.
Omelette du Fromage	2 eggs + 2 cheese wedges	10 Egg Yolk, 7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	That's all you can say! Can be eaten with a fork.
Chocolate Egg	1 boiled egg + 1 chocolate bar	5 Egg Yolk, 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder	Such, sweet, fattening food.
Eggs Benedict	1 fried egg + 1 steak + 1 bread slice	5 Egg Yolk, 8.6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 2 Cooking Oil	There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Egg Bowl	1 Bowl + 1 boiled rice + 1 boiled egg + 1 carrot + 1 corn	20 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 5 Egg Yolk, 14 Oculine, 11 Corn Oil	A bowl of rice with a fried egg.

Frozen

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Icecream Sandwich	5 units cream + 5 units ice + 1 ice cream cone	6 Nutriment, 5 Sugar, 2 Ice	Portable Ice-cream in its own packaging.
Strawberry Ice Cream Sandwich	5 units cream + 5 units ice + 2 berries	6 Vitamin, 14 Nutriment, 2 Ice	Portable ice-cream in its own packaging of the strawberry variety.
Space Freezy	5 units blue cherry jelly + 15 units space mountain wind + 1 ice cream cone	7 Nutriment, 5 Sugar, 2 Vitamin	The best icecream in space.
Sundae	5 units cream + 1 cherry + 1 banana + 1 ice cream cone	14 Nutriment, 10 Sugar, 6 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium, 4 Vitamin	A classic dessert.
Honkdae	5 units cream + 1 clown mask + 1 cherry + 2 bananas + 1 ice cream cone	16 Nutriment, 10 Sugar, 12 Banana Juice, 12 Potassium, 8 Vitamin	The clown's favorite dessert.
Flavorless Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice	10 Water	It's just shaved ice. Still fun to chew on.
Pineapple Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units pineapple juice	10 Water	Pineapple syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Lime Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units lime juice	10 Water	Lime syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Lemon Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units lemon juice	10 Water	Lemon syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Apple Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units apple juice	10 Water	Apple syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Grape Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units berry juice	10 Water	Grape syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Orange Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units orange juice	10 Water	Orange syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Bluecherry Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units blue cherry jelly	10 Water	Bluecherry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup, how rare!
Cherry Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units cherry jelly	10 Water	Cherry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Berry Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units berry juice	10 Water	Berry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Fruit Salad Snowcone	1 paper cup + 5 units water + 15 units ice + 5 units orange juice + 5 units lime juice + 5 units lemon juice	10 Water	A delightful mix of citrus syrups drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Mime Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units nothing	10 Water	...
Clown Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units laughter	10 Water	Laughter drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Space Cola Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units space cola	10 Water	Space Cola drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Space Mountain Wind Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units space mountain wind	10 Water	Space Mountain Wind drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Pwrgame Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 15 units pwr game	10 Water	Pwrgame soda drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Honey Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 5 units honey	10 Water	Honey drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
Rainbow Snowcone	1 paper cup + 15 units ice + 1 unit colorful reagent	10 Water	A very colorful snowball in a paper cup.

Meats

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Meat Kebab	1 iron rod + 2 steaks(Either human, tofu, lizard, or 1 lizard tail)	11 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 8 Vitamin	Meat, on a stick.
Fiesta Skewer	1 iron rod + 1 chili + 1 cutlet + 1 corn + 1 tomato	17 Capsaicin Oil, 15 Vitamin, 17 Nutriment, 0.666 Cooking Oil, 11 Corn Oil	Yummy.
Green Eggs and Ham	1 unit salt + 1 spider egg + 2 spider cutlet	7 Nutriment, 4 Toxin, 5.666 Vitamin	Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?
Corned Beef and Cabbage	5 units salt + 1 steak + 2 cabbages	18 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin	Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
Filet Migrawr	5 units manly dorf + 1 bear steak	16 Nutriment, 5 Morphine, 9 Vitamin, 6 Cooking Oil	Requires a lighter to cook. Because eating bear wasn't manly enough.
Stewed Soy Meat	2 soy dopes + 1 carrot + 1 tomato	15 Nutriment, 14 Oculine, 6 Vitamin	Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this!
Raw Sausage	1 raw meatball + 2 raw cutlets	9 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 1.333 Cooking Oil	A piece of mixed, long meat.
Chicken Nugget	1 cutlet	3 Nutriment, 0.666 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin	A 'chicken' nugget. Can be shaped like a lump, a star, a corgi or a lizard.
Raw Khinkali	1 dough slice + 1 garlic + 1 meatball	12 Nutriment, 9 Garlic Juice, 1 Vitamin	Microwave to finish preparing. One hundred khinkalis? Do I look like a pig?
Pig in a Blanket	1 bun + 1 butter + 1 cutlet	10 Nutriment, 0.666 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin	A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll. Free this pig from its blanket prison by eating it.
Rat-Kebab	1 iron rod + 1 dead mouse	3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
Double Rat-Kebab	1 iron rod + 2 dead mice	12 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
Rice and Pork	1 Bowl + 1 boiled rice + 2 cutlets	13 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin, 10 Cooking Oil	Well, it looks like pork...
Ashflaked Steak	1 goliath steak + 1 cactus fruit + 1 mushroom leaf	12 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 10 Vitrium Froth, 3 Nicotine	A common delicacy among miners.
BBQ Ribs	5 units BBQ sauce + 2 steaks + 2 iron rods	11 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 3 Vitamin	BBQ ribs, slathered in a healthy coating of BBQ sauce. The least vegan thing to ever exist.
Meat Clown	1 steak + 1 [[banana	10 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin, 8 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium	Slippery. A delicious, round piece of meat clown. How horrifying. Slips people for a short time when stepped on.

Mexican

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Burrito	1 tortilla + 2 soybeans	13 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin, 6 Cooking Oil	Tortilla wrapped goodness.
Cheesy Burrito	1 tortilla + 2 cheese wedges + 1 soybean	14 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin, 3 Cooking Oil	It's a burrito filled with cheese.
Carne Asada Burrito	1 tortilla + 2 cutlets + 1 soybean	13 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 4.333 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin	The best burrito for meat lovers.
Fuego Plasma Burrito	1 tortilla + 2 ghost chilis + 1 soybean	15 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 32 Condensed Capsaicin, 58 Capsaicin Oil, 3 Cooking Oil	A super spicy burrito.
Enchiladas	2 cutlets + 2 chilis + 2 tortillas	17 Nutriment, 1.333 Cooking Oil, 12 Vitamin, 28 Capsaicin Oil	Viva La Mexico!
Nachos	1 unit salt + 1 tortilla	4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Chips from Space Mexico.
Cheesy Nachos	1 unit salt + 1 cheese wedge + 1 tortilla	7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
Cuban Nachos	5 units ketchup + 2 chilis + 1 tortilla	28 Capsaicin Oil, 10 Vitamin, 11 Nutriment	That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
(Classic) Taco	1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet + 1 cabbage	17 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin, 0.666 Cooking Oil	A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce.
(Plain) Taco	1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet	10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 0.666 Cooking Oil	A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
Stuffed Legion	1 goliath steak + 1 legion core + 2 units ketchup + 2 units capsaicin oil	10 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Capsaicin Oil, 5 tricordrazine	The former skull of a damned human, filled with goliath meat. It has a decorative lava pool made of ketchup and hotsauce.

Misc. Food

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Candied Apple	5 units caramel + 1 apple	3 Vitamin, 8 Nutriment, 3 Sugar	An apple coated in sugary sweetness.
Spider Lollipop	1 iron rod + 5 units sugar + 5 units water + 1 spiderling	1 Nutriment, 4 Toxin	Still gross, but at least it has a mountain of sugar on it.
Chocolate Coin	1 coin + 1 chocolate bar	3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder	A completely edible but nonflippable festive coin.
Fudge Dice	1 die + 1 chocolate bar	3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder	A little cube of chocolate that tends to have a less intense taste if you eat too many at once.
Chocolate Orange	1 orange + 1 chocolate bar	3 Vitamin, 7 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder	A festive chocolate orange.
Loaded Baked Potato	1 potato + 1 cheese wedge	6 Vitamin, 10 Nutriment	Totally baked.
Cheesy Fries	1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge	8 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh.
Egg Wrap	10 units soy sauce + 1 fried egg + 1 cabbage	5 Egg Yolk, 8 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin	The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Tin of Beans	5 units ketchup + 2 soybeans	7 Vitamin, 9 Nutriment, 6 Cooking Oil	Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
Eggplant Parmigiana	2 cheese wedges + 1 eggplant	13 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin	The only good recipe for eggplant.
Baguette	1 unit salt + 1 unit black pepper + 2 pastry bases	6 Nutriment	Bon appetit!
(Slime) Jellied Toast	5 units slime jelly + 1 plain bread slice	2.6 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin	A slice of toast covered with delicious jam. Visually identical to the cherry jellied toast.
(Cherry) Jellied Toast	5 units cherry jelly + 1 plain bread slice	2.6 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly, 2 Vitamin	A slice of toast covered with delicious jam. Visually identical to the slime jellied toast.
Buttered Toast	1 plain bread slice + 1 stick of butter	8.6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
Two Bread	5 units wine + 2 plain bread slices	6.2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	This seems awfully bitter.
Melon Fruit Bowl	1 watermelon + 1 apple + 1 orange + 1 lemon + 1 banana + 1 ambrosia	11 water, 20 Vitamin, 33 Nutriment, 6 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium, 9 Space Drugs, 6 Bicaridine, 6 Kelotane, 6 Toxin	For people who wants edible fruit bowls. Can be made using any ambrosia strain (vulgaris, deus or gaia).
Melon Keg	25 units vodka + 1 holymelon + 1 vodka bottle	11 Holy Water, 6 Vitamin, 9 Nutriment	Who knew vodka was a fruit? Contains the contents of the vodka bottle, minus 25 units of vodka.
Honey Nut Bar	1 oat + 5 units honey	5 Nutriment, 2 Honey, 2 Vitamin	Oats and nuts compressed together into a bar, held together with a honey glaze.
Powercrepe	1 flat dough + 1 unit milk + 5 units cherry jelly + 1 super-capacity power cell + 1 officer's sabre	11 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 10 Iron	With great power, comes great crepes. It looks like a pancake filled with jelly but packs quite a punch. Can be used as a weapon, and is slightly more powerful than the officer's sabre.
Bran Requests Cereal	1 wheat + 1 4no raisins	5 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 10 salt	A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran. Tastes uniquely like raisins and salt.
Rice Pudding	1 bowl + 5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 boiled rice	9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	Everybody loves rice pudding!
Butter Bear	1 brain + 1 heart + 10 sticks of butter + 5 meat + 50 units blood + 1 unit teslium	N/A	I can't believe its not a bear! Controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the butter bear with an open hand on harm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and trace amounts of vitamin. The butter bear quickly heals brute damage. The butter bear's attacks don't inflict damage, but make the victim slip.
Crab Rangoon	1 dough slice + 5 units cream + 1 cheese wedge + 1 raw crab meat	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 3 Cooking Oil	Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
Pingles	1 cardboard tube + 1 potato wedges + 1 onion slices + 10 units cream	4.5 Vitamin, 9 Nutriment	A perfect blend of sour cream and onion on a potato chip. May cause space lag.
Hot-Cross Bun	1 bread + 1 unit sugar	13 Nutriment	The Cross represents the Assistants that died for your sins.
Brioche Cake	1 plain cake + 2 units sugar	19 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	A ring of sweet, glazed buns.
Scotch Egg	1 unit salt + 1 unit black pepper + 1 boiled egg + 1 meatball	5 Egg Yolk, 7 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	A boiled egg wrapped in a delicious, seasoned meatball.
Mammi	1 bread + 1 chocolate bar + 5 units milk	18 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 1 Vitamin	A bowl of mushy bread and milk. It reminds you, not too fondly, of a bowel movement.
Chocolate Bunny	2 units sugar + 1 chocolate bar	3 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 1 Vitamin	Contains less than 10% real rabbit!
Onigiri	1 Seaweed sheet + 1 boiled rice	4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	A ball of cooked rice surrounding a filling formed into a triangular shape and wrapped in seaweed.

Pastries

Name	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Waffles	2 pastry bases	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Mmm, waffles.
Soylent Viridians	2 pastry bases + 1 soybean	10 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 3 Cooking Oil	Not made of people. Honest.
Soylent Green	2 pastry bases + 2 human meats	12 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 1 Vitamin	Not made of people. Honest*.
Roffle Waffles	5 units mushroom hallucinogen + 2 pastry bases	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Waffles from Roffle. Co.
Pancake	1 pastry base	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Can be put on top of each other to create a pancake stack. A fluffy pancake. The softer, superior relative of the waffle.
Blueberry Pancake	1 pastry base + 1 berry	9 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Can be put on top of each other to create a pancake stack. A fluffy and delicious blueberry pancake.
Chocolate Chip Pancake	1 pastry base + 1 chocolate bar	5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 2 Vitamin	Can be put on top of each other to create a pancake stack. A fluffy and delicious chocolate chip pancake.
Donk-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 meatball	7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 3 Omnizine. The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
Dank-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 cannabis leaf	3 Nutriment, 9 Space Drugs, 19 Lipolicide	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine and 2 Space Drugs. The food of choice for the seasoned botanist.
Spicy-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 chili	6 Nutriment, 14 Capsaicin Oil, 3 Vitamin	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine and 3 Capsaicin Oil. The classic snack food, now with a heat-activated spicy flair.
Teriyaki-Pocket	1 pastry base + 3 units soy sauce	3 Nutriment	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine. An east-asian take on the classic stationside snack.
Pizza-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 tomato	9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine. Delicious, cheesy and surprisingly filling.
Honk-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 banana + 3 units sugar	5 Nutriment, 6 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium, 3 Vitamin	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine and 3 Laughter. The award-winning donk-pocket that won the hearts of clowns and humans alike.
Berry-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 berry	9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine. A relentlessly sweet donk-pocket first created for use in Operation Dessert Storm.
Gondola-Pocket	1 pastry base + 3 units tranquility	3 Nutriment	Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 Omnizine and 5 Tranquility. The choice to use real gondola meat in the recipe is controversial, to say the least.
Muffin	5 units milk + 1 pastry base	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A delicious and spongy little cake.
Berry Muffin	5 units milk + 1 pastry base + 1 berry	9 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberry Muffin	5 units milk + 1 pastry base + 1 berry + 1 ectoplasm	9 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Moffin	5 units milk + 1 pastry base + 1 cloth	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A delicous and spongy little cake.
Chawanmushi	5 units water + 5 units soy sauce + 2 boiled eggs + 1 chanterelle cluster	5 Egg Yolk, 7 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat.
Meat Bun	5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 meatball + 1 cabbage	13 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Has the potential to not be Dog.
Khachapuri	5 units egg yolk + 1 cheese wedge + 1 bread	16 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Bread with egg and cheese?
Sugar Cookie	5 units sugar + 1 pastry base	4 Nutriment, 3 Sugar	Just like your little sister used to make.
Fortune Cookie	1 pastry base + 1 paper	5 Nutriment	When eaten, drops the paper used while crafting, including any writing. A true prophecy in each cookie!
Poppy Pretzel	1 poppy seeds + 1 pastry base	4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	It's all twisted up!
Plump Helmet Biscuit	1 pastry base + 1 plump helmet	10 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	Has a 10% chance of being exceptional, adding 5 Omnizine. This is a finely-prepared plump helmet biscuit. The ingredients are exceptionally minced plump helmet, and well-minced dwarven wheat flour.
Cracker	1 unit salt + 1 pastry base	4 Nutriment	It's a salted cracker.
Chocolate Cornet	1 unit salt + 1 pastry base + 1 chocolate bar	6 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 1 Vitamin	Which side's the head, the fat end or the thin end?
Oatmeal Cookie	1 pastry base + 1 oat	7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	The best of both cookie and oat.
Raisin Cookie	1 4no raisins + 1 pastry base + 1 oat	9 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 1 Vitamin	Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
Cherry Cupcake	1 pastry base + 1 cherry	9 Nutriment, 5 Sugar, 3 Vitamin	A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Blue Cherry Cupcake	1 pastry base + 1 blue cherry	9 Nutriment, 5 Sugar, 3 Vitamin	Blue cherries inside a delicious cupcake.
Honey Bun	1 pastry base + 5 units honey	4 Nutriment, 1 Honey	A sticky pastry bun glazed with honey.
Rav'tart	1 pastry base + 1 brass + 2 berries + 1 orange	20 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin, 4 Ratvarian Light	Consuming makes you glow for a short time. A brass colored tart with a red filling. Originally baked by TRNE Corp, it is supposedly blessed by a certain eldritch god.

Donuts

Name	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Donut	1 unit sugar + 1 pastry base	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar	Goes great with robust coffee.
Chaos Donut	5 units frost oil + 5 units capsaicin oil + 1 pastry base	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar	Like life, it never quite tastes the same.
Meat Donut	1 cutlet + 1 pastry base	4 Nutriment, 0.666 Cooking Oil, 1 Ketchup	Tastes as gross as it looks.
Jelly Donut	5 units berry juice + 1 pastry base	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 1 Vitamin	Visually identical to the slime donut. You jelly?
Pink Jelly Donut	3 units berry juice + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Berry Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the pink slime donut. Goes great with a soy latte.
Spaceman's Jelly Donut	3 units polypyrylium oligomers + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the spaceman's slime donut. Goes great with a cold beaker of malk.
Apple Jelly Donut	3 units apple juice + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Apple Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the apple slime donut. Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps.
Caramel Jelly Donut	3 units caramel + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Caramel, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the caramel slime donut. Goes great with a mug of hot cocoa.
Chocolate Jelly Donut	1 chocolate bar + 1 jelly donut	5 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 2 Vitamin, 3 Hot Chocolate, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the chocolate slime donut. Goes great with a glass of warm milk.
Blumpkin Jelly Donut	3 units blumpkin juice + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Blumpkin Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the blumpkin slime donut. Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin.
Bungo Jelly Donut	3 units bungo juice + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Bungo Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the bungo slime donut. Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight.
Matcha Jelly Donut	3 units ground tea leaves + 1 jelly donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Ground Tea Leaves, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the matcha slime donut. Goes great with a cup of tea.
Slime Donut	5 units slime jelly + 1 pastry base	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 1 Vitamin	Visually identical to the jelly donut. You jelly?
Pink Slime Donut	3 units berry juice + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Berry Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the pink jelly donut. Goes great with a soy latte.
Spaceman's Slime Donut	3 units polypyrylium oligomers + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the spaceman's jelly donut. Goes great with a cold beaker of malk.
Apple Slime Donut	3 units apple juice + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Apple Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the apple jelly donut. Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps.
Caramel Slime Donut	3 units caramel + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Caramel, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the caramel jelly donut. Goes great with a mug of hot cocoa.
Chocolate Slime Donut	1 chocolate bar + 1 slime donut	5 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 2 Vitamin, 3 Hot Chocolate, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the chocolate jelly donut. Goes great with a glass of warm milk.
Blumpkin Slime Donut	3 units blumpkin juice + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Blumpkin Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the blumpkin jelly donut. Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin.
Bungo Slime Donut	3 units bungo juice + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Bungo Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the bungo jelly donut. Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight.
Matcha Slime Donut	3 units ground tea leaves + 1 slime donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 2 Vitamin, 3 Ground Tea Leaves, 1 Sprinkles	Visually identical to the matcha jelly donut. Goes great with a cup of tea.
Pink Donut	3 units berry juice + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Berry Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a soy latte.
Spaceman's Donut	3 units polypyrylium oligomers + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Polypyrylium Oligomers, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a cold beaker of malk.
Apple Donut	3 units apple juice + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Apple Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps.
Caramel Donut	3 units caramel + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Caramel, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a mug of hot cocoa.
Chocolate Donut	1 chocolate bar + 1 donut	5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Cocoa Powder, 3 Hot Chocolate, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a glass of warm milk.
Blumpkin Donut	3 units blumpkin juice + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Blumpkin Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin.
Bungo Donut	3 units bungo juice + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Bungo Juice, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight.
Matcha Donut	3 units ground tea leaves + 1 donut	3 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 3 Ground Tea Leaves, 1 Sprinkles	Goes great with a cup of tea.

Pies

Name	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Banana Cream Pie	5 units milk + 1 plain pie + 1 banana	21 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Juice, 6 Potassium	Can be thrown on someone's face to pie them. Just like back home, on clown planet! HONK!
Meat-Pie	1 unit black pepper + 1 unit salt + 1 plain pie + 1 steak	23 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 2 Cooking Oil	An old barber recipe, very delicious! Sliceable.
Tofu-Pie	1 plain pie + 1 tofu	20 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	A delicious tofu pie. Sliceable.
Xeno-Pie	1 plain pie + 1 xeno cutlet	20 Nutriment, 7.333 Vitamin	A delicious meatpie. Probably heretical. Sliceable.
Cherry Pie	1 plain pie + 1 cherry	23 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Sugar	Taste so good, make a grown man cry. Sliceable.
Berry Clafoutis	1 plain pie + 1 berry	24 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	No black birds, this is a good sign. Sliceable.
Beary Pie	1 plain pie + 1 berry + 1 bear steak	39 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin, 5 Morphine, 6 Cooking Oil	No brown bears, this is a good sign. Sliceable.
Amanita Pie	1 plain pie + 1 fly amanita	21 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 19 Amatoxin, 6 Growth Serum	Sweet and tasty poison pie.
Plump Pie	1 plain pie + 1 plump helmet	24 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin	Has a 10% chance of being exceptional, adding 5 Omnizine. I bet you love stuff made out of plump helmets!
Apple Pie	1 plain pie + 1 apple	24 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin	A pie containing sweet sweet love...or apple. Sliceable.
Pumpkin Pie	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 1 pumpkin	29 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin	Sliceable. A delicious treat for the autumn months.
Golden Apple Streusel Tart	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 1 golden apple	24 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin, 11 Gold	A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
Grape Tart	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 3 grapes	36 Nutriment, 14 Vitamin, 18 Sugar	A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
Mime Tart	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 5 units nothing	18 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 10 Nothing	Must be learned by reading Cooking Deserts 101. ...
Berry Tart	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 3 berries	36 Nutriment, 14 Vitamin	Must be learned by reading Cooking Deserts 101. A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust.
Chocolate Lava Tart	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 3 chocolate bars + 1 slime extract	24 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 6 Sugar, 6 Cocoa Powder	Must be learned by reading Cooking Deserts 101. A tasty dessert made of chocolate, with a liquid core.
Blumpkin Pie	5 units milk + 5 units sugar + 1 plain pie + 1 blumpkin	31 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 11 Ammonia, 6 Chlorine	Sliceable. An odd blue pie made with toxic blumpkin.
Dulce de Batata	5 units vanilla powder + 5 units water + 2 sweet potatoes	20 Vitamin, 12 Sugar, 16 Nutriment	Sliceable. A delicious jelly made with sweet potatoes.
Frosty Pie	1 plain pie + 1 blue cherry	26 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 5 Sugar	Tastes like blue and cold. Sliceable.
Baklava	2 sticks of butter + 4 tortillas + 4 oat seeds	24 Nutriment, 10 vitamin	Sliceable. A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.

Pizzas

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	!Taste (Cooked)	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Raw Arnold Pizza	1 flat dough + 3 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings	Crust, tomato, cheese, pepperoni, 9 millimeter bullets	25 Nutriment, 9 Protein, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine	Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily. Instantly gibs you if you try to put pineapple on it. Mutes you if you try to put mushroom on it. Hello, you've reached Arnold's pizza shop. www DOT youtube DOT com SLASH watch?v=pKV74qkokmk Hello, you've reached Arnold's pizza shop. I'm not here now, I'm out killing pepperoni.
	Raw Dank Pizza	1 flat dough + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato	Crust, tomato, cheese, meat	25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. The hippie's pizza of choice.
	Raw Donk Pocket Pizza	1 flat dough + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge	Crust, tomato, cheese, meat, laziness	20 Nutriment, 15 Protein, 10 Omnizine, 5 Vitamin, 6 Tomato Juice	Sliceable. Who thought this would be a good idea?
File:Energy pizza.png	Raw Energy Pizza	1 flat dough + 2 power cells	Pure electricity, pizza	18 Nutriment, 18 Enriched Electricity	Sliceable. You could probably power a RIPLEY with this. You should avoid eating this if you aren't an Ethereal.
File:Pineapplepizza.png	Raw Hawaiian pizza	1 flat dough + 2 cutlet + 3 Pineapple Slices + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato	Crust, tomato, cheese, pineapple, ham	20 Nutriment, 5 Protein, 6 vitamin, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Pineapple Juice	Sliceable. Contains pineapple. The pizza equivalent of Einstein's riddle.
	Raw Margherita Pizza	1 flat dough + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Tomato	Crust, tomato, cheese	25 Nutriment, 8 Protein, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. A slice of the most cheezy pizza in galaxy.
	Raw Meatpizza	1 flat dough + 4 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato	Crust, tomato, cheese, meat	25 Nutriment, 8 Protein, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin	Sliceable. Greasy pizza with delicious meat.
	Raw Mushroom Pizza	1 flat dough + 5 any Mushrooms	crust, tomato, cheese, meat	28 Nutriment, 3 Protein, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. Very special pizza.
	Raw Sassysage Pizza	1 flat dough + 3 meatballs + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato	Crust, tomato, cheese, meat	20 Nutriment, 15 Protein, 6 Vitamin, 6 Tomato Juice	Sliceable. You can almost taste the sassiness.
	Raw Vegetable Pizza	1 flat dough + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato	Crust, tomato, cheese, carrot	25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. No one of Tomatos Sapiens were harmed during making this pizza.

Salads

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Herb Salad	1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple	8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesir Salad	1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple	8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin	Duuuuuuuuuude.
Valid Salad	1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 meatball	8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin	Heals everyone! Not really
Monkey's Delight	1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper	10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin	EE EEE!
Oatmeal	1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk	7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin	A nice bowl of oatmeal.
Fruit Salad	1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice	2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	Your standard fruit salad.
Jungle Salad	1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice	7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin	Exotic fruits in a bowl.
Citrus Delight	1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon	7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Citrus overload!

Sandwiches

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices + 1 meat steak + 1 cheese wedge	7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices + 2 cheese wedge	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jelly Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly	2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin	In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Not-a-Sandwich	1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.

Seafood

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Imitation Carp Fillet	Made by injecting 5 units Carpotoxin into 1 tofu.	3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin	Acts as a substitute to a carp fillet. Slightly toxic.
Cuban Carp	5 units flour + 1 chili + 1 carp fillet	14 Capsaicin Oil, 9 Vitamin, 7 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin	A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb!
Fish and Chips	1 space fries + 1 carp fillet	8 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 4 Vitamin	I do say so myself chap.
Fish Fingers	5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 carp fillet	6 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 4 Vitamin	A finger of fish.
Carp Sashimi	5 units soy sauce + 1 spider egg + 1 carp fillet	6 Nutriment, 2 Toxin, 2 Carpotoxin, 6 Vitamin, 4 Capsaicin Oil	Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself.
Seaweed Sheet	Produced from the botany biogenerator	1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A dried sheet of seaweed used for making sushi. Use an ingredient on it to start making custom sushi!
Vegetarian sushi roll	1 Seaweed sheet + 1 boiled rice + 1 carrot + 1 cabbage	12 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	A roll of simple vegetarian sushi with rice, carrots, and cabbage. Sliceable into pieces!
Spicy filet sushi roll	1 Seaweed sheet + 1 boiled rice + 1 carp fillet + 1 chili + 1 onion	12 Nutriment, 4 Capsaicin Oil, 4 Vitamin, 4 Protein	A roll of tasty, spicy sushi made with fish and vegetables. Sliceable into pieces!
Spicy filet sushi roll	1 Seaweed sheet + 1 boiled rice + 1 carp fillet + 1 boiled egg + 1 cabbage	12 Nutriment, 8 protein, 4 Vitamin	A roll of futomaki sushi, made of boiled egg, fish, and cabbage. Sliceable.
Philadelphia sushi roll	1 Seaweed sheet + 1 boiled rice + 1 carp fillet + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cabbage	12 Nutriment, 8 protein, 8 Vitamin	A roll of Philadelphia sushi, made of cheese, fish, and cabbage. Sliceable.
Nigiri	1 Seaweed sheet + 1 boiled rice + 1 carp fillet + 1 soy sauce	4 Nutriment, 2 protein, 2 Vitamin	A simple nigiri of fish atop a packed rice ball with a seaweed wrapping and a side of soy sauce.

Soups

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Meatball Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 meatball + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato	7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin	Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Vegetable Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato	5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin	Force feed the Botanists this.
Nettle Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 Potato	5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin	Contains trace amounts of sulfuric acid. Contains Omnizine.
Wing Fang Chu	5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	At least it wasn't the dog.
Wish Soup	1 Bowl + 20 units water	20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)	Makes you wish the chef could cook.
Hot Chili Stew	1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato	8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin	Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Cold Chili Stew	1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato	8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin	Ice, ice, baby!
Tomato Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes	3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin	What, no crackers?
Eyeball Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball	5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs	A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
Milo Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 tofus	9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin	Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Blood Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes	3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin	They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
Slime Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam	1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin	Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clown's Tears	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium Sheet	2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin	Not very funny.
Mystery Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge	7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient: Capsaicin,Frost Oil, Omnizine, Banana, Blood, Slime Jelly, Toxin, Oculine, Carbon	This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroom Soup	1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 Chanterelle	2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin	The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beet Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage	3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin	Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Stew	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom	14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin	The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Spacy Liberty Duff	1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps	6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen	The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Amanita Jelly	1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas	6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen	It's evil, don't touch it!
Sweet Potato Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes	4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
Red Beet Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage	4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Quite a delicacy.
Bisque	1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 crab meat + 1 boiled rice	?	A classic entree from Space-France.

Pastas

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Tomato Pasta	1 boiled spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes	6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin	Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta	2 tomato pastas	12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin	Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Spaghetti & Meatballs	1 boiled spaghetti + 2 meatballs	8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw	1 boiled spaghetti + 4 meatballs	8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Lawyer's choice!
Beef Noodle	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Bowl + 2 cutlet + 1 Cabbage	5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs	Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
Chowmein	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot	7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
Butter Noodles	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 butter	8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Noodles covered in savory butter.
Käsespätzle	1 boiled spaghetti + 10 units egg yolk + 1 cheese wedge	8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	A special kind of pasta made with eggs, served with tasty cheese.
Spaghetti Napolitan	1 boiled spaghetti + 10 units ketchup + 1 sausage + 1 Chili	8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	The only excuse to ever put ketchup into your spaghetti.
Lasagna	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge + 1 meatball	6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 5 tomato juice	Somewhere, in some different universe, a cat is smoking your pipe.
Glass Noodles	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Carrot + 1 tofu + 1 Sheet of Glass	7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Noodles so transparent, you can see through them!

Custom Recipes

Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

Custom food	How to acquire
Custom Bread	Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.
Custom Cake	Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice. NONFUNCTIONAL
Custom Pizza	Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pie	Use ingredients on a plain pie.
Custom Spaghetti	Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.
Custom Salad	Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
Custom Soup	Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl. NONFUNCTIONAL
Custom Kebab	Use ingredients on a metal rod.
Custom Sandwich	Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich. NONFUNCTIONAL
Custom Burger	Use ingredients on a bun.

Vending Machine Food

Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Candy	Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
	Cup Ramen	Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
	Chips	Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
	Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky	Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
	4no Raisins	Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
	Space Twinkie	A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
	Cheesie Honkers	Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
	High-Power Energy Bars	An energy bar with a lot of punch, you probably shouldn't eat this if you're not an Ethereal. Filled with Liquid Electricity, which feeds Ethereals and shocks everyone else.

Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Space Cola	30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Space Mountain Wind	Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Dr. Gibb	A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Star-kist	Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
	Space-Up	Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
	Pwr Game	The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
	Lemon-Lime	You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.
	Bottle of Water	A bottle of 49.5u water, 0.5u fluorine filled at an old Earth bottling facility. Not available in Shambler's Vendors.
	Shambler's Juice	~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~ Only available in Shambler's Vendors. Cools you down if overheated.
	Nuka Cola	Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland. Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, cools you down, and gives you ephedrine speed.
	Canned air	There is no air shortage. Do not drink. 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
	Monkey Energy	Unleash the ape! Makes you jittery, dizzy, reduces sleeping, and cools you down. Gives ephedrine speed to monkeys. Can be used as fuel for the grill.
	Grey Bull	Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down, makes you jittery and dizzy, and makes you immune to electric shocks.

Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Robust Coffee	Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
	Duke Purple Tea	An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
	Dutch Hot Cocoa	Contains hot chocolate and sugar. Made in Space South America.
	Bubble Tea	Refreshing! You aren't sure what those things in the bottom are.

Other food

Picture	Item	Description
	Cookie	A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
	Lollipop	Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
	Gumball	Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also healing chemicals.
	Honeycomb	Only craftable by Apids with 50 Sugar. Can be used in-hand while empty to split it into 2 wax.

Hunger

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery or using lipocide is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Satiety

Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both good and bad reagents slower, for a higher total effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

Breakfast

Certain food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. This is not very important usually other then for RP reasons. These are:

Food: most egg based foods, bacon, oatmeal, pancakes, waffles, donuts, toasts, biscuits, cereal;
Drink: coffee, orange juice or milk.