Guide to food and drinks

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Drinks

Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.
0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Drink Description Notes
Absinthe 80 1 part Absinthe A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not. Has a 10% chance to cause hallucinations per tick unless you have alcohol tolerance.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
Ale 65 1 part ale A warm pint of delicious ale. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
Applejack 20 1 part applejack The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
Apple Juice N/A 1 part apple juice The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages. To acquire: Juice an apple.
Banana Juice N/A 1 part banana juice The raw essence of a banana. HONK Heals clowns and monkeys of 1 brute and burn damage per tick.
To acquire: Juice bananas.
Beer 25 1 part beer A freezing pint of beer. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Berry Juice N/A 1 part berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares? To acquire: Juice berries.
Carrot juice N/A 1 part carrot juice It is just like a carrot but without crunching. Heals eye damage.
To acquire: Juice carrots.
Champagne 40 1 part champagne A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard. To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
Clown's Tears N/A 1 part clown's tears Not very funny. To acquire: Grind some clown's tears soup.
Coffee N/A 1 part coffee Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, causes jittering, heats up if frozen, and purges frost oil. Overdose at 80 units.

To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks vending machines.

Cognac 75 1 part cognac Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Creme de Coconut 20 1 part creme de coconut A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Creme de Menthe 20 1 part creme de menthe A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Creme de Cacao 20 1 part creme de cacao A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Dr. Gibb N/A 1 part Dr. Gibb Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. Reduces drowsiness, and cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Fernet 80 1 part Fernet Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure. Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving.
To acquire: In hacked Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Garlic Juice N/A 1 part garlic juice Grinded (not juiced) garlic. Chefs love it. 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u).
To acquire: Grind garlic.
Gin 45 1 part gin It's gin. In space. I say, good sir. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each.
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Grenadine N/A 1 part grenadine Delicious flavored syrup. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat or In Soda Dispenser.
Ice N/A 1 part ice Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... Cools you down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Hard Cider 25 1 part hard cider Apple juice, for adults. Gives nutrition.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
Holy Water N/A 1 part holy water A glass of holy water. Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism.
To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
Kahlúa 45 1 part Kahlúa DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleeping, and makes you jittery.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
Lemon Juice N/A 1 part lemon juice Sour... To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
Lemon-Lime N/A 1 part Lemon-Lime You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. Cools you down if overheated.
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Lime Juice N/A 1 part lime juice A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. Has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage.
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
Menthol N/A 1 part menthol Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation. Prevents coughing.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
Milk N/A 1 part milk White and nutritious goodness! Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick and purges capsaicin oil. Overdose at 500 units.
To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Cream N/A 1 part cream Ewwww... Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute damage per tick.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
Nothing N/A 1 part nothing Absolutely nothing. Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn damage and mutes them.
To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
Orange Juice N/A 1 part orange juice Vitamins! Yay! Has a 30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage per tick.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
Parsnip Juice N/A 1 part parsnip juice Why... To acquire: Juice a parsnip.
Peach Juice N/A 1 part peach juice Just peachy. To acquire: Canned in maintenance peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.
Pineapple Juice N/A 1 part pineapple juice Tart, tropical, and hotly debated. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
Poison Berry Juice N/A 1 part poison berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? Shows up as "Berry Juice" but has a slightly darker color. Does 1 toxin damage per tick.
To acquire: Juice poison berries.
Potato Juice N/A 1 part potato juice Bleh... Gives nutrition. Metabolism rate of 0.8 units per tick.

To acquire: Juice potatoes.

Rum 60 1 part rum Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you? To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Sake 70 1 part sake A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
Soda Water N/A 1 part soda water Why not make a scotch and soda? Reduces dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Soy Milk N/A 1 part soy milk White and nutritious soy goodness! Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute damage per tick.
To acquire: From Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
Space Cola N/A 1 part Space Cola A glass of refreshing Space Cola. Cools down if overheated, and reduces drowsiness.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
Space Mountain Wind N/A 1 part Space Mountain Wind Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. Reduces drowsiness and sleeping, makes you jitter, and cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Space-Up N/A 1 part Space-Up Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Tea N/A 1 part tea Drinking it from here would not seem right. Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleep, and cold less than coffee, reduces jittering, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin per tick.
To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
Tequila 70 1 part tequila Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades! To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Tomato Juice N/A 1 part tomato juice Are you sure this is tomato juice? Has a 20% chance to heal 1 burn damage.
Blood shows the same way.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
Tonic Water N/A 1 part tonic water Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleeping, and cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Triple Sec 30 1 part triple sec A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur. To acquire: In a booze dispenser.
Vermouth 45 1 part vermouth You wonder why you're even drinking this straight. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Vodka 65 1 part vodka The glass contain wodka. Xynta. Reduces radiation levels.

To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme

Water N/A 1 part water The father of all refreshments. To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.
Watermelon Juice N/A 1 part watermelon juice A glass of watermelon juice. To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
Welder Fuel N/A 1 part welding fuel Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.
Whiskey 75 1 part whiskey A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
Wine 35 1 part wine A very classy looking drink. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa).

Mixed Drinks

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Drink Description Notes
Acid Spit 80 5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
Alexander 80 1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems. If you have a shield, it will increase your block power by 15, but is purged if you lose your shield.
IBA Official Cocktail
Allies Cocktail 45 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka A drink made from your allies. Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
Aloe 35 3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey Very, very, very good.
Amasec 35 1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka Official drink of the Nanotrasen Gun-Club! Warhammer 40k drink
Andalusia 40 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice A nice, strangely named drink.
Anti-Freeze 35 2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice The ultimate refreshment. Heats you up if you are frozen
Arnold Palmer N/A 1 part lemonade, 1 part tea Encourages the patient to go golfing. Gives nutriment. Has a 5% chance each tick to give messages about golf.
Atomic Bomb N/A 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering. Makes you sleep after 51 cycles, and take 2 toxin per tick after 201. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
B-52 85 1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. Makes you hear a distant explosion.

IBA Official Cocktail

Bacchus' Blessing 300 1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. Can kill you if you drink enough.
Bahama Mama 35 2 parts rum, 1 part pineapple juice, 1 part creme de coconut, 1 part kahlua Tropic cocktail. Existing cocktail
Banana Honk 60 1 part laughter, 1 part cream A drink from Clown Heaven. Heals clowns and monkeys of 1 brute and burn damage per tick. Gives nutrition.
Barefoot 45 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice Barefoot and pregnant. Heals 3 brute damage per tick when not wearing shoes.
Bastion Bourbon 30 1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors. When it's in your system, it will heal 1 brute and burn, 0.5 toxin, 3 suffocation, and 5 stamina damage as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Metabolizes at 0.8 units per tick. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
Beepsky Smash 90 2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Makes you unable to block. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
Between the Sheets 80 1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice A provocatively named classic. Heals 0.25 brute or burn if you have both damage types, or 0.2 brute or burn if you only have one, while you're sleeping.
IBA Official Cocktail
Bilk 15 1 part beer, 1 part milk A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. Gives nutrition. Has a 10% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
Black Russian 70 3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. IBA official cocktail
Blank Paper 20 1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part clown's tears A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh. Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn per tick, mutes anyone who drinks it briefly.
Blazaam 70 1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust
Grind a bluespace crystal
, 2 parts gin
The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover. Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
Bloody Mary 55 1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
Cherry Shake N/A 3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly. A cherry flavored milkshake. Gives nutrition.
Blue Cherry Shake N/A 3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part blue cherry jelly A blue cherry flavored milkshake. Gives nutrition.
Vanilla Shake N/A 3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part grinded vanilla pod A blue cherry flavored milkshake. Gives nutrition.
Chocolate Shake N/A 4 part chocolate milk, 1 part cream A blue cherry flavored milkshake. Gives nutrition.
Strawberry Shake N/A 3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part juiced berries A blue cherry flavored milkshake. Gives nutrition.
Banana Shake N/A 3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part juiced banana A blue cherry flavored milkshake. Gives nutrition.
Salted Caramel Shake N/A 3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part salt, 1 part caramel A blue cherry flavored milkshake. Gives nutrition. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Booger 45 1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice Ewww...
Branca Menta 35 1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original. Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank.
Brave Bull 80 2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
Bug Spray 50 2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves. Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Changeling Sting 95 2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail A stingy drink. Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
Chocolate Pudding N/A 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass. Gives nutrition. Metabolism rate of 1.6 units per
Chocolate N/A 5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder Tasty. Heats up if frozen
Classic Martini 60 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. IBA official cocktail
Cafe Latte N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part milk A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Reduces dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if cold, makes you jitter, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
Cream Soda N/A 2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink. Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
Crevice Spike -10 2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering. It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Cuba Libre 50 3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. Heals revolutionaries of 1 brute, burn, toxin, and 5 suffocation per tick..
IBA official cocktail
Demons Blood 75 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
Devil's Kiss 70 1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa Creepy time! Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
Doctor's Delight N/A 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
Driest Martini 65 1 part Nothing, 1 part gin Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. Gives nutrition.
Drunken Blumpkin 50 1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
Duplex 25 2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
Eggnog 1 5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year. Gives nutrition.
Erika Surprise 35 1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice The surprise is, it's green!
Fanciulli -10 1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour? Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage.
Existing drink.
Faster-Than-Liver 52 1 part Stable Plasma, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail A beverage born among the stars, it's said drinking too much feels just like FTL transit. Stable Plasma can be found at chemistry.
Fernet Cola 25 1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition. Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
Fetching Fizz 10 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Metabolizes extremely slowly at 0.04 units per tick. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
Fringe Weaver 90 9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Gibb Floats N/A 5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass. Gives nutrition.
Gin Fizz 45 2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. IBA Official Cocktail
Gin and Tonic 25 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Goldschlager 25 10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grape Soda N/A 1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water Beloved of children and teetotalers. Cools you down if overheated.
Grappa 60 1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
Grasshopper 25 5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this. IBA Official Cocktail
Green Beer 25 10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Grog 1 1 part water, 1 part rum A fine and cepa drink for Space. Exists in real world
Hearty Punch 90 5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315) Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. Heals brute burn and toxin by 3, suffocation by 4, and cellular damage by 5 if in critical condition. Metabolizes at 0.16 units per tick. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
Hippie's Delight N/A 1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, jittering, twitch, and giggle, which all scales to the amount of cycles it has been in your system until after 200, where it starts doing 2 toxin per tick.
Hooch 100 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants of 1 brute and burn per tick.

Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era

Iced Beer 15 5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. Cools you down if overheated a lot faster than most drinks.
Iced Coffee N/A 1 part ice, 3 parts coffee, or from the soda dispenser. A drink to perk you up and refresh you! Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, causes jittering, and cools you down.
Iced Tea N/A 1 part ice, 3 parts tea All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleep, and cools you down less than iced coffee, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin per tick.
Irish Car Bomb 25 1 part irish cream, 1 part ale An Irish car bomb. Exists in real world
Irish Coffee 35 2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. IBA Official Cocktail
Irish Cream 50 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? Exists in real world
Jack Rose 15 2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
Kamikaze 60 1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice Divinely windy. IBA Official Cocktail
Lemonade N/A 2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Lizard Wine 45 1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff. Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu.
Long Island Iced Tea 35 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattan 30 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattan Project 45 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Margarita 35 2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! IBA Official Cocktail
Mead 30 2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. Gives nutrition.

Exists in real world

Mojito 30 1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes. IBA Official Cocktail
Moonshine 95 5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
Narsour 10 1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time! Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
Nuka Cola N/A 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, cools you down, and gives you ephedrine speed.
Reference to Fallout.
Old Timer 35 3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages. Makes you older. And older, and older. 1 year per tick. Your hair changes color above 70 years, you become nearsighted above 100 and grow a long beard if male, and eventually get dusted above 969.
Neurotoxin 50 1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Quickly purged by Neurine.
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster N/A 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. Makes you dizzy, makes you stutter between 15 to 45 cycles, confused between 45 and 55, druggy between 55 to 200, and eventually take 2 toxin damage per tick after 200 cycles.
Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Painkiller 20 5 parts Creme de Coconut, 4 parts pineapple juice, 1 part orange juice Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
Patron 60 10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Peppermint Patty 25 6 parts hot coco, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa. Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
Pina Colada 40 3 parts pineapple juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part rum A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Planet Cracker 50 2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers. Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
Pumpkin Latte N/A 5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee. Gives nutrition.
Quadruple Sec 35 5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier. Heals all security personnel for 0.5 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, makes you hungrier.
Quintiple Sec 60 5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE. Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick, on top of some stamina regeneration. Has an high alcohol level, and will make you drunk with a few sips. Additionally, makes you even more hungry than the quadruple sec.
Red Mead 31 1 part mead, 1 part blood A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
Red Queen N/A 6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part Growth Serum DRINK ME. Randomly changes your size while it's in your system and makes you sneeze.
Rubberneck 60 5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
Rum and Coke 40 2 parts rum, 1 part space cola The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
Sbiten 70 1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. Heats you up twice as fast as coffee if you are frozen.
Exists in real world
Screwdriver Cocktail 55 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs.
IBA Official Cocktail
Sidecar 80 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for. IBA Official Cocktail
Silencer 59 1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar A drink from mime Heaven. Heals and mutes mimes of 1 brute and burn per tick. Gives nutrition.
Singulo 35 5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine A blue-space beverage.
Snow White 35 1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime A cold refreshment.
Soy Latte N/A 1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Reduces dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if cold, makes you jitter, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
Squirt Cider 40 1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is. Gives nutrition and raises satiety.
Stinger 25 10 parts whiskey, 5 parts creme de menthe A snappy way to end the day. IBA Official Cocktail
Sugar Rush 10 2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets. Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Syndicate Bomb 90 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer A syndicate bomb. Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
Tequila Sunrise 45 2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail
The Manly Dorf 100 2 parts beer, 4 parts ale A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. Has only an alcohol power of 5 to people with dwarf mutation. Heals them of 2 brute and burn per tick as well. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
Thirteen Loko 80 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Toxins Special 25 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!! Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
Trappist Beer 40 2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks. If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
Triple Citrus N/A 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice Triple the citrus, triple the fun. Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
Turbo 85 2 parts moonshine, 1 part Nitrous Oxide
2 parts Ammonia
3 parts Hydrogen
1 part Nitrogen

2 parts Oxygen
1 part Nitrogen

Temperature 525K
, 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game
A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers. Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.
Vanilla Pudding N/A 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass. Gives nutrition.
Vodka and Tonic 70 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
Vodka Martini 65 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
Whiskey Cola 70 2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
Whiskey Soda 70 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water Ultimate refreshment.
Whiskey Sour 35 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
White Russian 50 3 Black Russian, 2 part cream A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. IBA Official Cocktail
Wizz Fizz 50 1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild. Heals wizards 1 of brute, burn, toxin, and suffocation per tick.
Fourth Wall N/A 10 parts Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, 1 part Bluespace Dust
Grind a bluespace crystal
This substance seems like it shouldn't exist. Gives temporary brain traumas over time that are cured when the drink is out of your system. Metabolizes at 0.3 units per tick. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Rat'vander Cocktail 10 5 parts wine, 5 parts triple sec, 1 part sugar, 1 part Iron, 0.6 part Copper Side effects include hoarding brass and hatred of blood. Causes you to slur clock cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 10u, so 25 wine, 25 triple sec, 5 sugar, and 1 ground-up "brass" sheet makes 50u.
Icewing 50 1 part anti-freeze, 1 part miner's salve, 1 part ice A frost beam on ice. Cools you down if hot, and heals some burn damage if taking damage from cold. Perfect for watcher hunting!
Sarsaparillian Sunset 70 5 parts tequila sunrise, 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part napalm (requires temperature of 320) The taste of the waste. Heals burn damage at 3 per tick, but if overdosed over 50u it deals 7 burn damage and grants fire breath. Makes 5 parts instead of 7.
Bee's Knees 35 1 part mead, 1 part honey, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice This has way too much honey. Tastes bad to everyone except apids, but tastes fantastic to apids and heals them for 1.5 brute and burn, and 1 toxin per tick.
Mauna Loa 40 2 parts capsaicin, 1 part kahlúa, 2 parts bahama mama Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart! Raises body temperature, and has a 5% chance to set you on fire each tick.
Plasma Flood 60 1 part plasma, 1 part napalm, 1 part tequila, 1 part demon's blood Not very popular with plasmamen, for obvious reasons. Has an 80% chance to ignite you, but heals 16 burn per tick. Metabolizes at a rate of 0.5 units per tick.
..What? N/A Fail a recipe You can't really tell what this is. You get this when there is something else in the glass

Juice Cartons

By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

Food

You need food to avoid hunger. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the microwave .

Example Cooking Guide

As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu, here is how to cook a sausage :

  1. Grab two pieces of meat from your fridge.
  2. Put one of the pieces of meat into the food processor .
  3. Click the food processor to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a meatball .
  4. Place the other piece of meat on any table .
  5. Vend a kitchen knife from the dinnerware vendor , and use it on the piece of meat . It should turn into 3x raw meat cutlets .
  6. Put two of the raw meat cutlets into a microwave (by clicking the microwave with a raw cutlet in active hand).
  7. Turn on the microwave by alt-clicking it. The two raw meat cutlets should turn into cutlets .
  8. Place the meatball and the two cutlets on the same tile (such as the same table).
  9. Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the meatball and the two cutlets . Click the crafting menu HUD icon to open the crafting menu.
  10. In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
  11. If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a sausage .

Ingredients

Butchering

This is how you get your meat .

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, the machine in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.
There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

Picture Food name How to acquire
Meat Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object on harm intent .
Bear Meat Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object on harm intent .
Carp Fillet Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object on harm intent .
Raw Crab Meat Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object on harm intent .
Spider Leg Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object on harm intent .
Spider Meat Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object on harm intent .

Knife & Rolling Pin

These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).

Picture Food name How to acquire
Bread Slice Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make sandwiches.
Cake Slice Slice any cake with your knife.
Pizza Slice Slice any pizza with your knife.
Dough Slice Slice a flat dough with your knife.
Flat Dough Flatten a dough with your rolling pin.
Raw Cutlet Slice a meat with your knife.
Pie Dough Flatten a cake batter with your rolling pin.
Raw Pastry Base Slice a pie dough with your knife.
Potato Wedges Slice a potato with your knife.
Cheese Wedge Slice a cheese wheel with your knife.

Processor

Some items can be processed with the Processor, which can be found in your kitchen.

Picture Processes Condiments
Raw Bacon Process one raw cutlet.
Meatball Process one slab of meat.
Slime Jam Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you. Didn't work when testing Aug 2019. Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
Tator Tot Process one potato.
Space Fries Process one plate of potato wedges.
Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Roast Parsnip Process one parsnip.
Soy Dope Process one soy bean.
Spaghetti Process one dough slice.
Tortilla Process one corn.
Yaki Imo Process one sweet potato.

All-In-One-Grinder

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends How to acquire
Universal Enzyme Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use wooden barrels to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
Nutriment Grind any solid food.
Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil Grind chilis.
Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Changeling cryo sting injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and slimepeople. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
Ketchup Grind tomatoes.
Flour Grind wheat or oat stalks.
Rice Grind rice stalks.
Rice Bowl Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
Dough Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
Cake Batter Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 sugar. (you can also use soy milk instead of egg yolk)
Egg Yolk Break an egg into a beaker.
Soy Sauce Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid.
Salt Mix Sodium + Chlorine + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
Pepper Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units Sugar.
Tofu Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst).
Butter Mix 15 milk in the grinder.
Butter on a stick Insert a metal rod into butter.
Mayonnaise Grind egg yolk.
Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane.
Astrotame Found in Dinnerware Vendor. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you disgusted.
Caramel Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
Sprinkles Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
Cherry Jelly Grind cherries.
Blue Cherry Jelly Grind blue cherries.

Microwave Oven

The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

Picture Cooked food How to acquire
Bacon Microwave a raw bacon.
Plain Bread Microwave a dough. Used in all bread recipes.
Bun Microwave a dough slice. Used in burgers.
Pastry Base Microwave a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes.
Boiled Spaghetti Microwave spaghettis. Used in spaghetti recipes.
Pizza Bread Microwave a flat dough. Used in pizza recipes.
Plain Pie Microwave a pie dough. Used in pie recipes.
Plain Cake Microwave a cake batter. Used in cake recipes.
Boiled Spider Leg Microwave a spider leg.
Cutlet Microwave a raw cutlet. Used in many recipes with meat.
Meat Steak Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
Crab Meat Microwave raw crab meat. Used in some in some recipes.
Toasted Sandwich Microwave a sandwich.
Popcorn Microwave a corn.
Warm Donk-pocket Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.
Boiled Egg Microwave an egg.
Boiled Rice Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
Khinkali Microwave a Raw Khinkali.
Onion Rings Microwave an onion slice.

Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Waffle Cone 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
Chocolate Cone 1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar + 1 coco powder Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
Vanilla Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit vanilla Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Strawberry Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit berry juice Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Chocolate Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice 1 unit coco powder Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Blue Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit Singulo Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Custom Ice Cream 1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent) You can refill the ice cream vat's ingredient storage by inserting a beaker with reagents, and clicking the "refill from beaker" button. This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent.

Crafting Recipes

Most dish recipes are made using the crafting menu, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button (a small T icon on your HUD) to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Burger 1 bun + 1 meat steak 7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
Bacon Burger 1 bun + 3 cooked bacon + 3 cheese wedge 19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
Brain Burger 1 bun + 1 Brain 8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Mannitol.
Clown Burger 1 bun + 1 Clown Mask 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Crab Burger 1 bun + 2 crab meat ? A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
Mime Burger 1 bun + 1 Mime Mask 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofu Burger 1 bun + 1 tofu 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Melts your face!
Spell Burger 1 bun + 1 Wizard Hat 8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger 1 bun + 1 xeno meat steak 9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Ali-yum!
Jelly Burger 1 bun + 5 units slime jam or 5 units cherry jelly 2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin My insides are burning!
Ghost Burger 1 bun + 1 Ectoplasm 7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin Terror-ifficly tasty.
Appendix Burger 1 bun + 1 Appendix 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Tastes like appendicitis
Five Alarm Burger 1 bun + 2 ghost chili 6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin HOT! HOT!
Rat Burger 1 bun + 1 dead mouse 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin What did you expect?
Big Bite Burger 1 bun + 3 meat steak 17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin Forget the Big Mac.
Super Bite Burger 1 bun + 3 cheese wedges + 5 meat steak
+ 4 Tomatoes + 2 boiled eggs + 5 units salt + 5 units pepper
44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
Home Run Baseball Burger 1 bun + 1 Baseball Bat 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
Empowered Burger 1 bun + 2 Plasma sheets 8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
Crazy Hamburger 1 bun + 4 cheese wedges + 2 death nettles + 20 cooking oil + 2 Chili Peppers + 1 meat steak 1 Nutriment ITS HORRIBLE!

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Meatbread 1 plain bread + 3 cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Tofu-Bread 1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Xeno-Bread 1 plain bread + 3 xeno cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Spider Meatloaf 1 plain bread + 3 spider cutlets + 3 cheese wedges 30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Green but delicious.
Banana-nut Bread 1 plain bread + 3 boiled eggs + 5 units milk + 1 Banana 20 Banana, 20 Nutriment Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Mimana Bread 1 plain bread + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana 20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
Cream Cheese Bread 1 plain bread + 2 cheese wedges + 5 units milk 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Baguette 2 pastry base + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin The mimes favorite.
Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 1 meat steak + 1 cheese wedge 7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Garlic Bread 1 (plain) bread slice + 1 butter + 1 garlic 5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 Garlic Juice Alas, it is limited.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 2 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jelly Toast 1 bread slice + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly 1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Buttered Toast 1 bread slice + 1 butter 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
Butter Biscuit 1 bun + 1 butter 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Well butter my biscuit!
Butterdog 1 bun + 3 butter 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Made from exotic butters.
Two Bread 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 wine 2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Classy.
Jelly Sandwich 2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly 2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Not-a-Sandwich 1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
Icecream Sandwich 1 ice cream + 5 units ice + 5 units milk cream 2 Nutriment, 2 Ice Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Margherita Pizza 1 pizza bread + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Tomato 30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Mushroom Pizza 1 pizza bread + 5 any Mushrooms 30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Meat Pizza 1 pizza bread + 4 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Donk Pocket Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge 27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
Dank Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Sassysage Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 meatballs+ 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato 6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Sliceable.
Vegetable Pizza 1 pizza bread + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato 25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Arnold Pizza 1 pizza bread + 3 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings 30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Tomato Pasta 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes 6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta 2 tomato pastas 12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Spaghetti & Meatballs 1 boiled spaghetti + 2 meatballs 8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw 1 boiled spaghetti + 4 meatballs 8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Lawyer's choice!
Chowmein 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot 7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
Beef Noodle 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Bowl + 2 cutlet + 1 Cabbage 5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
Butter Noodles 1 boiled spaghetti + 1 butter 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Noodles covered in savory butter.

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Meatball Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 meatball + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato 7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettle Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 Potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Omnizine.
Vegetable Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato 5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomato Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin What, no crackers?
Blood Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes 3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
Eyeball Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball 5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
Slime Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam 1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clown's Tears 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium Sheet 2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin Not very funny.
Mystery Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge 7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:


Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
Omnizine, Banana,
Blood, Slime Jelly,
Toxin, Oculine,
Carbon

This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroom Soup 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 Chanterelle 2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beet Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage 3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 tofus 9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dopes + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato 7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew 1 Bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom 14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Cold Chili Stew 1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Ice, ice, baby!
Hot Chili Stew 1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato 8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Oatmeal 1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk 7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin A nice bowl of oatmeal.
Sweet Potato Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes 4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
Red Beet Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Quite a delicacy.
French Onion Soup 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Onion + 1 cheese wedge 1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
Wish Soup 1 Bowl + 20 units water 20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin) Makes you wish the chef could cook.
Bisque 1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 crab meat + 1 boiled rice ? A classic entree from Space-France.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Imitation Carp Fillet Inject 5 units Carpotoxin into 1 tofu 3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet 3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin Slightly toxic.
Cuban Carp 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units flour + 1 Chili Pepper 6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fish & Chips 1 space fries + 1 Carp fillet 6 Nutriment The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Fish Fingers 5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet 4 Nutriment Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Carp Sashimi 1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units soy sauce 6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Sausage 1 meatball + 2 cutlets 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
Green Eggs and Ham 2 spider cutlets + 1 spider egg + 1 salt 6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin You swear it's still moving.
Corned beef and cabbage 1 Meat steak + 2 Cabbages + 5 salt 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
Filet Migrawr 1 Bear steak + 5 units Manly Dorf (requires lighter) 2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
Raw Khinkali 1 Dough slice + 1 meatball + 1 garlic 1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 Garlic Juice Microwave to finish preparing.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Herb Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple 8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesir Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin Duuuuuuuuuude.
Valid Salad 1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 meatball 8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin Heals everyone! Not really
Melon Fruit Bowl 1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin The only salad where you can eat the bowl
Fruit Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice 2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin Your standard fruit salad.
Jungle Salad 1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice 7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin Exotic fruits in a bowl.
Citrus Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon 7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Citrus overload!
Monkey's Delight 1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin EE EEE!

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Banana Cream Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Banana 4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berry Clafoutis 1 plain pie + 1 Berry 4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies 1 plain pie + 1 meat steak + 1 salt + 1 pepper 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Made of people, or not?
Tofu Pie 1 plain pie + 1 tofu 10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Made of plants, or not?
Xeno Pie 1 plain pie + 2 xeno cutlets 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Apple Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Apple 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin The traditional dessert.
Cherry Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Cherry 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amanita Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Amanita 5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkin Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar 13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
Plump Pie 1 plain pie + 1 Plump Helmet 8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Omnizine!
Golden Apple Streusel Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple 8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
Blumpkin Pie 1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Blumpkin 3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
Dulce de Batata 5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato 4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin Delicious sliceable jelly.
Frostypie 1 plain pie + 1 Blue cherry 4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin. Tastes like blue and cold.
Baklava Pie 4 Oat stalks + 4 tortillas + 2 butter ? A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
Beary Pie 1 bear steak + 1 plain pie + 1 Berry 2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin No brown bears, this is a good sign.
Grape Tart 1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Carrot Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Carrots 20 Nutriment, 10 Oculine, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
Cheese Cake 1 plain cake + 2 cheese wedges 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday Cake 1 plain cake + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle 20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cake hat.
Apple Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Apples 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Brain Cake 1 plain cake + 1 Brain 20 Nutriment, 10 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
Orange Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Oranges 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Lime Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Limes 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Lemon Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Lemons 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Chocolate Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Chocolate Bars 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Pumpkin Spice Cake 1 plain cake + 2 Pumpkin 32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin Sliceable.
Slime Cake 1 plain cake + 1 Slime Extract 20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin Sliceable.
Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake 1 plain cake + 5 berries ? Sliceable.
Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake 1 plain cake + 5 berries + 2 Chocolate Bars ? Sliceable.
Angel Food Cake 1 plain cake + 15u holy water ? Sliceable. Contains holy water.
Pound Cake 4 plain cake ? Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
Hardware Cake 1 plain cake + 2 circuit boards + 5u Sulphuric Acid ? Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
Cak 1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 Sprinkles + 1 unit Teslium. N/A A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Cheese Fries 1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Cheese Omelette 2 eggs + 2 cheese wedges 8 Nutriment Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Fried Egg 1 egg + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper 2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 cheese wedge 6 Nutriment No bacon bits?
Eggplant Parmigiana 2 cheese wedges + 1 Eggplant 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Clogs your arteries, healthily!
Warm Donk-Pocket 1 pastry base + 1 meatball 4 Nutriment Contains Omnizine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Hot Dog 1 bun + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup 6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
Pig in a Blanket 1 bun + 1 butter + 1 cutlet 6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
Crab Rangoon 1 Dough slice + 1 raw crab meat + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units cream ? Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
Eggs Benedict 1 fried egg + 1 meat steak + 1 bread slice 6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Tin of Beans 2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup 10 Nutriment Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Donut 1 pastry base + 1 unit Sugar 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 sugar Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jelly Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units berry juice or slime jam or cherry jelly 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin, Security members recover more morale with these.
Meat Donut 1 pastry base + 1 raw cutlet 3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup Tastes as gross as it looks.
Chaos Donut 1 pastry base + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce 2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar

Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 Omnizine

Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylent Green 2 pastry base + 2 Human Meats 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylen Viridians 2 pastry base + 1 Soy Bean 10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles 2 pastry base 8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle Waffles 2 pastry base + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen 8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Fortune Cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy 3 Nutriment Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Sugar Cookie 1 pastry base + 5 units Sugar 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk 6 Nutriment Muffin!
Berry Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry 6 Nutriment A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberry Muffin 1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm 6 Nutriment My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Cracker 1 pastry base + 1 salt 1 Nutriment Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Poppy Pretzel 1 pastry base + 1 Poppy Seed 5 Nutriment Heals brute damage with opium!
Plump Biscuits 1 pastry base + 1 Plump Helmet 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
Oatmeal cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best of both cookie and oat.
Raisin Cookie 1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4no Raisins 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry base + 1 Cherry 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Blue Cherry Cupcake 1 pastry base + 1 Blue cherry 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Dank-pocket 1 pastry base + 1 Cannabis 3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment
Khachapuri 1 plain bread + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units egg yolk 12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
Chocolate Cornet 1 Pastry Base + 1 unit Salt + 1 Chocolate Bar 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
Honey Bun 1 Pastry Base + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Pancake 1 Pastry Base 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Can be stacked.
Blueberry Pancake 1 Pastry Base, 1 Berry 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
Chocolate Chip Pancake 1 Pastry Base, 1 Chocolate Bar 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Chocolate Egg 1 boiled egg + 1 chocolate bar 4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Chocolate Coin 1 Coin + 1 chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
Fudge Dice 1 Die + 1 chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 1 Coco You get a fudge die after eating it.
Chocolate Orange 1 Orange + 1 chocolate bar 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
Candied Apple 5 units Caramel + 1 Apple 3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar Happy Halloween generic shift!
Sundae 5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin A classic desert.
Honkdae 5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin The clown's favorite desert.
Space Freezy 5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream 6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin The best icecream in space!
Honey Nut Bar 1 Oat + 5 units Honey 5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Spider Lollipop 1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling 1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 Omnizine

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Nutritional Value Notes
Chawanmushi 5 units Water + 5 units soy sauce + 2 boiled eggs + 1 Chanterelle 5 Nutriment Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Wing Fang Chu 5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin At least it wasn't the dog.
Enchiladas 2 cutlets + 2 chilis + 2 tortillas 8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin Spicy.
Classic Taco 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet + 1 Cabbage 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
Plain Taco 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet 3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
Egg Wrap 1 fried egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units soy sauce 5 Nutriment The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin Delicious!
Cheesy Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 cheese wedges + 1 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin It's a burrito filled with cheese.
Carne Asada Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 cutlets + 1 Soybeans 5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin The best burrito for meat lovers.
Fuego Plasma Burrito 1 tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans 4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin A super spicy burrito.
Kebab 1 Metal Rod + 2 meat steaks (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 tofus, or 1 lizard tail 8 Nutriment You get the metal rod back after eating.
Nachos 1 tortilla + 1 unit Salt 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt Chips from Space Mexico
Cheesy Nachos 1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 unit Salt 6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
Cuban Nachos 1 tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper 7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
Amanita Jelly 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas 6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen It's evil, don't touch it!
Spacy Liberty Duff 1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps 6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Melon Keg 1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units vodka 9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin Who knew vodka was a fruit?
Stuffed Legion 1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin 5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
Powercrepe 1 flat dough + 1 Milk + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre 10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly With great power, comes great crepes.
Bran Requests Cereal 1 Wheat + 1 4no Raisins 3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
Rice and Pork 1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet 18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine It's rice and ..."pork".
Egg Bowl 1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn 4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
Rice Pudding 1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar 9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
Meat Bun 5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 meatball + 1 Cabbage 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Has the potential to not be Dog.
Rat kebab 1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
Double Rat Kebab 2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod 6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
Honeycomb 50 Sugar 25 Honey Only craftable by Apids. Can be used in-hand while empty to split it into 2 wax.

Custom Recipes

Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

Custom food How to acquire
Custom Bread Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.
Custom Cake Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pizza Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pie Use ingredients on a plain pie.
Custom Spaghetti Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.
Custom Salad Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
Custom Soup Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
Custom Kebab Use ingredients on a metal rod.
Custom Sandwich Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich.
Custom Burger Use ingredients on a bun.

Vending Machine Food

Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

Picture Dispenses Description
Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
Cup Ramen Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
High-Power Energy Bars An energy bar with a lot of punch, you probably shouldn't eat this if you're not an Ethereal. Filled with Liquid Electricity, which feeds Ethereals and shocks everyone else.

Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
Space Cola 30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
Star-kist Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
Pwr Game The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.
Bottle of Water A bottle of 49.5u water, 0.5u fluorine filled at an old Earth bottling facility. Not available in Shambler's Vendors.
Shambler's Juice ~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~ Only available in Shambler's Vendors. Cools you down if overheated.
Nuka Cola Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland. Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, cools you down, and gives you ephedrine speed.
Canned air There is no air shortage. Do not drink. 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
Monkey Energy Unleash the ape! Makes you jittery, dizzy, reduces sleeping, and cools you down. Gives ephedrine speed to monkeys. Can be used as fuel for the grill.
Grey Bull Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down, makes you jittery and dizzy, and makes you immune to electric shocks.

Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture Dispenses Description
Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
Dutch Hot Coco Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco.

Other food

Picture Item Description
Cookie A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
Lollipop Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
Gumball Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also healing chemicals.

Hunger

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery or using lipocide is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.


When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Satiety

Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both good and bad reagents slower, for a higher total effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.


Breakfast

Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:

  • most egg based foods
  • coffee
  • bacon
  • oatmeal
  • orange juice
  • milk
  • pancakes
  • waffles
  • donuts
  • toasts
  • biscuits
  • cereal