Drinks

Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

[Show/hide] A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.

0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
c 11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Picture	Cocktail	Strength	Ingredients	Drink Description	Notes
	Absinthe	80	1 part Absinthe	A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.	Has a chance to cause hallucinations. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
	Ale	65	1 part ale	A warm pint of delicious ale.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
	Applejack	20	1 part applejack	The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
	Apple Juice	N/A	1 part apple juice	The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.	To acquire: Juice an apple.
	Banana Juice	N/A	1 part banana juice	The raw essence of a banana. HONK	Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage To acquire: Juice bananas.
	Beer	25	1 part beer	A freezing pint of beer.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
	Berry Juice	N/A	1 part berry juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?	To acquire: Juice berries.
	Carrot juice	N/A	1 part carrot juice	It is just like a carrot but without crunching.	Heals eye damage. To acquire: Juice carrots.
	Champagne	40	1 part champagne	A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.	To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
	Clown's Tears	N/A	1 part clown's tears	Not very funny.	To acquire: Grind some clown's tear soup.
	Coffee	N/A	1 part coffee	Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
	Cognac	75	1 part cognac	Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Creme de Menthe	20	1 part creme de menthe	A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
	Creme de Cacao	20	1 part creme de cacao	A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
	Dr. Gibb	N/A	1 part Dr. Gibb	Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.	Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Fernet	80	1 part Fernet	Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.	Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Garlic Juice	N/A	1 part garlic juice	Crushed (not juiced)garlic. Chefs love it.	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). To acquire: Grind garlic.
	Gin	45	1 part gin	It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
	Grenadine	N/A	1 part grenadine	Delicious flavored syrup.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.
	Glass of Ice	N/A	1 part ice	Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...	Cools down. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Hard Cider	25	1 part hard cider	Apple juice, for adults.	Cools down. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
File:Holy water glass.png	Holy Water	N/A	1 part holy water	A glass of holy water.	Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism. To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
	Kahlúa	45	1 part Kahlúa	DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
	Lemon Juice	N/A	1 part lemon juice	Sour...	To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
	Lemon-Lime	N/A	1 part Lemon-Lime	You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Lime Juice	N/A	1 part lime juice	A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.	Heals toxic damage. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
	Menthol	N/A	1 part menthol	Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.	Prevents coughing. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
File:Milk glass.png	Milk	N/A	1 part milk	White and nutritious goodness!	Slowly heals brute damage and purges capsaicin oil. To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
	Milk Cream	N/A	1 part cream	Ewwww...	Heals brute damage. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
File:Nothing glass.png	Nothing	N/A	1 part nothing	Absolutely nothing.	Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
	Orange Juice	N/A	1 part orange juice	Vitamins! Yay!	Heals suffocation damage. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
	Parsnip Juice	N/A	1 part parsnip juice	Why...	To acquire: Juice a parsnip.
	Peach Juice	N/A	1 part peach juice	Just peachy.	To acquire: Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.
	Poison Berry Juice	N/A	1 part poison berry juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?	Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Juice poison berries.
	Potato Juice	N/A	1 part potato juice	Bleh...	To acquire: Juice potatoes.
	Rum	60	1 part rum	Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Sake	70	1 part sake	A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
File:Soda water glass.png	Soda Water	N/A	1 part soda water	Why not make a scotch and soda?	Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Soy milk glass.png	Soy Milk	N/A	1 part soy milk	White and nutritious soy goodness!	Heals brute damage. To acquire: From Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
	Space Cola	N/A	1 part Space Cola	A glass of refreshing Space Cola.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
	Space Mountain Wind	N/A	1 part Space Mountain Wind	Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.	Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Space-Up	N/A	1 part Space-Up	Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Tea	N/A	1 part tea	Drinking it from here would not seem right.	Similar to coffee, but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins. To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
	Tequila	70	1 part tequila	Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Tomato Juice	N/A	1 part tomato juice	Are you sure this is tomato juice?	Heals burn damage Blood shows the same way. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
File:Tonic water glass.png	Tonic Water	N/A	1 part tonic water	Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Triple Sec	30	1 part triple sec	A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.	To acquire: In a booze dispenser.
	Vermouth	45	1 part vermouth	You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Vodka	65	1 part vodka	The glass contain wodka. Xynta.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
	Water	N/A	1 part water	The father of all refreshments.	To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.
File:Watermelon juice glass.png	Watermelon Juice	N/A	1 part watermelon juice	A glass of watermelon juice.	To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
File:Welder fuel glass.png	Welder Fuel	N/A	1 part welding fuel	Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.	Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.
	Whiskey	75	1 part whiskey	A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
	Wine	35	1 part wine	A very classy looking drink.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa).

Mixed Drinks

Picture	Cocktail	Strength	Ingredients	Drink Description	Notes
	Acid Spit	80	5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid	A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
	Alexander	80	1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream	A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.	If you have a shield, it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points. IBA Official Cocktail
	Allies Cocktail	45	1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka	A drink made from your allies.	Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
	Aloe	35	3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey	Very, very, very good.
	Amasec	35	1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka	Always handy before COMBAT!!!	Warhammer 40k drink
	Andalusia	40	1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice	A nice, strangely named drink.
	Anti-Freeze	35	2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice	The ultimate refreshment.	Heats you up if you are frozen
	Arnold Palmer	N/A	1 part lemonade, 1 part tea	Encourages the patient to go golfing.
	Atomic Bomb	N/A	10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium	Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.	Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	B-52	85	1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac	Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Bacchus' Blessing	300	1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb	Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.	Can kill you if you drink enough.
	Bahama Mama	35	2 parts rum, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice	Tropic cocktail.	Existing cocktail
	Banana Honk	60	1 part laughter, 1 part cream	A drink from Clown Heaven.	Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
	Barefoot	45	1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice	Barefoot and pregnant.	Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
	Bastion Bourbon	30	1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice	Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.	When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
	Beepsky Smash	90	2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron	Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.	Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
	Between the Sheets	80	1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice	A provocatively named classic.	Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you. IBA Official Cocktail
	Bilk	15	1 part beer, 1 part milk	A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.	Slowly heals brute damage
	Black Russian	70	3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa	For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.	IBA official cocktail
	Blank Paper	20	1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola	A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.	Heals and mutes mimes.
	Blazaam	70	1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust Grind a bluespace crystal , 2 parts gin	The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.	Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
	Bloody Mary	55	1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice	Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.	Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
	Blue Cherry Shake	N/A	1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly	A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
	Booger	45	1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice	Ewww...
	Branca Menta	35	1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice	A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.	Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank.
	Brave Bull	80	2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa	Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.	Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
	Bug Spray	50	2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka	A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.	Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Changeling Sting	95	2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail	A stingy drink.	Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
	Cherry Shake	N/A	1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.	A cherry flavored milkshake.
	Chocolate Pudding	N/A	5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk	A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
	Chocolate	N/A	5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder	Tasty.	Heats up if frozen
	Classic Martini	60	2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth	Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.	IBA official cocktail
	Coffee Latte	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part milk	A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
	Cream Soda	N/A	2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla	A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.	Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
	Crevice Spike	-10	2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin	Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.	It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
	Cuba Libre	50	3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice	A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.	Heals revolutionaries. IBA official cocktail
	Demons Blood	75	1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb	Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.	Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
	Devil's Kiss	70	1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa	Creepy time!	Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
	Doctor's Delight	N/A	1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone	A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.	Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
	Driest Martini	65	1 part Nothing, 1 part gin	Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.	Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
	Drunken Blumpkin	50	1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice	A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
	Duplex	25	2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice	An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
	Eggnog	1	5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream	For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
	Erika Surprise	35	1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice	The surprise is, it's green!
	Fanciulli	-10	1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet	What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?	Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage. Existing drink.
	Faster-Than-Liver	52	1 part Stable Plasma, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Screwdriver	A beverage born among the stars, it's said drinking too much feels just like FTL transit.	Stable Plasma can be found at chemistry.
	Fernet Cola	25	1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola	A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.	Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
	Fetching Fizz	10	1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron	Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.	Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
	Fringe Weaver	90	9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar	Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.	Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
	Gibb Floats	N/A	5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream	Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
	Gin Fizz	45	2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice	Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Gin and Tonic	25	2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water	A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
	Goldschlager	25	10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold	100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.	Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Grape Soda	N/A	1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water	Beloved of children and teetotalers.	Cools you down if overheated.
	Grappa	60	1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
	Grasshopper	25	5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao	A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Green Beer	25	10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder	A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.	Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Grog	1	1 part water, 1 part rum	A fine and cepa drink for Space.	Exists in real world
	Hearty Punch	90	5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315)	Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.	Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
	Hippie's Delight	N/A	1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.	Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
	Hooch	100	2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst)	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.	Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era
	Iced Beer	15	5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil	A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.	Cools you down if overheated
	Iced Coffee	N/A	1 part ice, 3 parts coffee	A drink to perk you up and refresh you!	Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
	Iced Tea	N/A	1 part ice, 3 parts tea	All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.	Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
	Irish Car Bomb	25	1 part irish cream, 1 part ale	An Irish car bomb.	Exists in real world
	Irish Coffee	35	2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee	Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Irish Cream	50	2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream	It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?	Exists in real world
	Jack Rose	15	2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice	A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
	Kamikaze	60	1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice	Divinely windy.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Lemonade	N/A	2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice	Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Lizard Wine	45	1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol	An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.	Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu.
	Long Island Iced Tea	35	1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila	The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Manhattan	30	2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth	The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...	IBA Official Cocktail
	Manhattan Project	45	10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium	A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Margarita	35	2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice	On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!	IBA Official Cocktail
	Mead	30	2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.	Exists in real world
	Mojito	30	1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol	A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.	IBA Official Cocktail
File:Moonshine glass.png	Moonshine	95	5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
	Narsour	10	1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood	A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!	Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
	Nuka Cola	N/A	1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola	Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland	Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you ephedrine speed Reference to Fallout.
	Old Timer	35	3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander	An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.	Makes you older. And older, and older.
	Neurotoxin	50	1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.	Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.
	Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	N/A	1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice	Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.	Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
	Patron	60	10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver	Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.	Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Peppermint Patty	25	6 parts hot coco, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol	This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.	Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
	Planet Cracker	50	2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold	This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.	Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
	Pumpkin Latte	N/A	5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream	A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
	Quadruple Sec	35	5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe	Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.	Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.
	Quintiple Sec	80	5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb	Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.	Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
	Red Mead	31	1 part mead, 1 part blood	A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
	Red Queen	N/A	6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part Growth Serum Fly amanita	DRINK ME.	Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
	Rubberneck	60	5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame	A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
	Rum and Coke	40	2 parts rum, 1 part space cola	The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
	Sbiten	70	1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin	A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.	Heats you up if you are frozen Exists in real world
	Screwdriver Cocktail	55	2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice	A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.	Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. IBA Official Cocktail
	Sidecar	80	2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice	The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Silencer	59	1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar	A drink from mime Heaven.	Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
	Singulo	35	5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine	A blue-space beverage.
	Snow White	35	1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime	A cold refreshment.
	Soy Latte	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk	A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen; heals brute damage
	Squirt Cider	40	1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment	Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
	Stinger	25	10 parts whiskey, 5 parts creme de menthe	A snappy way to end the day.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Sugar Rush	10	2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine	Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.	Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
	Syndicate Bomb	90	1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer	A syndicate bomb.	Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
	Tequila Sunrise	45	2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine	Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...	Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail
	The Manly Dorf	100	2 parts beer, 4 parts ale	A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.	Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
	Thirteen Loko	80	1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee	This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.	Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
	Three Mile Island Iced Tea	10	10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium	A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Toxins Special	25	2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma	Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!	Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
	Trappist Beer	40	2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar	A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.	If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
	Triple Citrus	N/A	1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice	Triple the citrus, triple the fun.	Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
	Turbo	85	2 parts moonshine, 1 part Nitrous Oxide 2 parts Ammonia 3 parts Hydrogen 1 part Nitrogen 2 parts Oxygen 1 part Nitrogen Temperature 525K , 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game	A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.	Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.
	Vanilla Pudding	N/A	5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk	A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
	Vodka and Tonic	70	2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water	For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
	Vodka Martini	65	2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth	A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
	Whiskey Cola	70	2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola	An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
	Whiskey Soda	70	2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water	Ultimate refreshment.
	Whiskey Sour	35	1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar	Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
	White Russian	50	3 Black Russian, 2 part cream	A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.	IBA Official Cocktail
	Wizz Fizz	50	1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec	A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.	Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick.
	..What?	N/A	Fail a recipe	You can't really tell what this is.	You get this when there is something else in the glass

Juice Cartons

By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

Food

You need food to avoid hunger. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the microwave .

Example Cooking Guide

As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu, here is how to cook a sausage :

Grab two pieces of meat from your fridge.
Put one of the pieces of meat into the food processor .
Click the food processor to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a faggot File:Faggot.png.
Place the other piece of meat on any table .
Vend a kitchen knife from the dinnerware vendor , and use it on the piece of meat . It should turn into 3x raw meat cutlets .
Put two of the raw meat cutlets into a microwave (by clicking the microwave with a raw cutlet in active hand).
Turn on the microwave by alt-clicking it. The two raw meat cutlets should turn into cutlets .
Place the faggot File:Faggot.png and the two cutlets on the same tile (such as the same table).
Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the faggot File:Faggot.png and the two cutlets . Click the crafting menu HUD icon to open the crafting menu.
In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a sausage .

Ingredients

Butchering

This is how you get your meat .

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, the machine in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.

There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.

Picture	Food name	How to acquire
	Meat	Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Bear Meat	Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Carp Fillet	Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Raw Crab Meat	Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Spider Leg	Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object on harm intent .
	Spider Meat	Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object on harm intent .

Knife & Rolling Pin

These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).

Picture	Food name	How to acquire
	Bread Slice	Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make sandwiches.
	Cake Slice	Slice any cake with your knife.
	Pizza Slice	Slice any pizza with your knife.
	Dough Slice	Slice a flat dough with your knife.
	Flat Dough	Flatten a dough with your rolling pin.
	Raw Cutlet	Slice a meat with your knife.
	Pie Dough	Flatten a cake batter with your rolling pin.
	Raw Pastry Base	Slice a pie dough with your knife.
	Potato Wedges	Slice a potato with your knife.
	Cheese Wedge	Slice a cheese wheel with your knife.

Processor

Some items can be processed with the Processor, which can be found in your kitchen.

Picture	Processes	Condiments
	Raw Bacon	Process one raw cutlet.
File:Faggot.png	Faggot	Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
	Slime Jam	Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you. Didn't work when testing Aug 2019. Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
	Tator Tot	Process one potato.
	Space Fries	Process one plate of potato wedges.
	Carrot Fries	Process one carrot.
	Roast Parsnip	Process one parsnip.
	Soy Dope	Process one soy bean.
	Spaghetti	Process one dough slice.
	Tortilla	Process one corn.
	Yaki Imo	Process one sweet potato.

All-In-One-Grinder

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture	Blends	How to acquire
	Universal Enzyme	Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use wooden barrels to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
	Nutriment	Grind any solid food.
	Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil	Grind chilis.
	Cold Sauce/Frost Oil	Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Changeling cryo sting injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and slimepeople. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
	Ketchup	Grind tomatoes.
	Flour	Grind wheat or oat stalks.
	Rice	Grind rice stalks.
	Rice Bowl	Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
	Dough	Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
	Cake Batter	Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 sugar. (you can also use soy milk instead of egg yolk)
	Egg Yolk	Break an egg into a beaker.
	Secret Sauce	Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a paper.
	Soy Sauce	Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid.
	Salt	Mix Sodium + Chlorine + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
	Pepper	Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
	Peptides	Is created in your body if you eat food after eating Trophazole. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.
	Moonshine	Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 universal enzyme.
	Cheese Wheel	Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
	Chocolate Bar	Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units Sugar.
	Tofu	Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst).
	Butter	Mix 15 milk in the grinder.
	Butter on a stick	Insert a metal rod into butter.
	Mayonnaise	Grind egg yolk.
	Sugar	Grind white beet or sugar cane.
	Astrotame	Found in Dinnerware Vendor. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you disgusted.
	Caramel	Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
	Sprinkles	Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
	Cherry Jelly	Grind cherries.
	Blue Cherry Jelly	Grind blue cherries.

Microwave Oven

The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.

Picture	Cooked food	How to acquire
	Bacon	Microwave a raw bacon.
	Plain Bread	Microwave a dough. Used in all bread recipes.
	Bun	Microwave a dough slice. Used in burgers.
	Pastry Base	Microwave a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes.
	Boiled Spaghetti	Microwave spaghettis. Used in spaghetti recipes.
	Pizza Bread	Microwave a flat dough. Used in pizza recipes.
	Plain Pie	Microwave a pie dough. Used in pie recipes.
	Plain Cake	Microwave a cake batter. Used in cake recipes.
	Boiled Spider Leg	Microwave a spider leg.
	Cutlet	Microwave a raw cutlet. Used in many recipes with meat.
	Meat Steak	Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
	Crab Meat	Microwave raw crab meat. Used in some in some recipes.
	Toasted Sandwich	Microwave a sandwich.
	Popcorn	Microwave a corn.
	Warm Donk-pocket	Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.
	Boiled Egg	Microwave an egg.
	Boiled Rice	Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.
	Khinkali	Microwave a Raw Khinkali.
	Onion Rings	Microwave an onion slice.

Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

Recipe	Ingredients	Notes
Waffle Cone	1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar	Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
Chocolate Cone	1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar + 1 coco powder	Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
Vanilla Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit vanilla	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Strawberry Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit berry juice	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Chocolate Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice 1 unit coco powder	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Blue Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit Singulo	Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Custom Ice Cream	1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent)	You can refill the ice cream vat's ingredient storage by inserting a beaker with reagents, and clicking the "refill from beaker" button. This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent.

Crafting Recipes

Most dish recipes are made using the crafting menu, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button (a small T icon on your HUD) to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

Burgers

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Burger	1 bun + 1 meat steak	7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
Bacon Burger	1 bun + 3 cooked bacon + 3 cheese wedge	19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
Brain Burger	1 bun + 1 Brain	8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin	Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Mannitol.
Clown Burger	1 bun + 1 Clown Mask	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana	Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Crab Burger	1 bun + 2 crab meat	?	A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
Mime Burger	1 bun + 1 Mime Mask	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing	Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofu Burger	1 bun + 1 tofu	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Melts your face!
Spell Burger	1 bun + 1 Wizard Hat	8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin	You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger	1 bun + 1 xeno meat steak	9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin	Ali-yum!
Jelly Burger	1 bun + 5 units slime jam or 5 units cherry jelly	2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin	My insides are burning!
Ghost Burger	1 bun + 1 Ectoplasm	7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin	Terror-ifficly tasty.
Appendix Burger	1 bun + 1 Appendix	8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Tastes like appendicitis
Five Alarm Burger	1 bun + 2 ghost chili	6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin	HOT! HOT!
Rat Burger	1 bun + 1 dead mouse	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	What did you expect?
Big Bite Burger	1 bun + 3 meat steak	17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin	Forget the Big Mac.
Super Bite Burger	1 bun + 3 cheese wedges + 5 meat steak + 4 Tomatoes + 2 boiled eggs + 5 units salt + 5 units pepper	44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper	If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
Home Run Baseball Burger	1 bun + 1 Baseball Bat	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
Empowered Burger	1 bun + 2 Plasma sheets	8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity	It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.

Breads & Sandwiches

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Meatbread	1 plain bread + 3 cutlets + 3 cheese wedges	30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Tofu-Bread	1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 3 cheese wedges	30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Xeno-Bread	1 plain bread + 3 xeno cutlets + 3 cheese wedges	30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Spider Meatloaf	1 plain bread + 3 spider cutlets + 3 cheese wedges	30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. Green but delicious.
Banana-nut Bread	1 plain bread + 3 boiled eggs + 5 units milk + 1 Banana	20 Banana, 20 Nutriment	Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Mimana Bread	1 plain bread + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana	20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
Cream Cheese Bread	1 plain bread + 2 cheese wedges + 5 units milk	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Baguette	2 pastry base + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper	6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin	The mimes favorite.
Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices + 1 meat steak + 1 cheese wedge	7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Garlic Bread	1 (plain) bread slice + 1 butter + 1 garlic	5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 Garlic Juice	Alas, it is limited.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices + 2 cheese wedge	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jelly Toast	1 bread slice + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly	1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin	As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Buttered Toast	1 bread slice + 1 butter	1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
Butter Biscuit	1 bun + 1 butter	1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Well butter my biscuit!
Butterdog	1 bun + 3 butter	1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Made from exotic butters.
Two Bread	2 (plain) bread slices + 5 wine	2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Classy.
Jelly Sandwich	2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly	2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin	In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Not-a-Sandwich	1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
Icecream Sandwich	1 ice cream + 5 units ice + 5 units milk cream	2 Nutriment, 2 Ice	Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.

Pizzas

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Margherita Pizza	1 pizza bread + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Tomato	30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Mushroom Pizza	1 pizza bread + 5 any Mushrooms	30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Meat Pizza	1 pizza bread + 4 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato	40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin	Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Donk Pocket Pizza	1 pizza bread + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge	27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Dank Pizza	1 pizza bread + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato	25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Sassysage Pizza	1 pizza bread + 3 Faggots + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Vegetable Pizza	1 pizza bread + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato	25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Arnold Pizza	1 pizza bread + 3 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings	30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine	Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.

Pastas

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Tomato Pasta	1 boiled spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes	6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin	Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta	2 tomato pastas	12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin	Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Spaghetti & Meatballs	1 boiled spaghetti + 2 faggots	8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw	1 boiled spaghetti + 4 faggots	8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Lawyer's choice!
Chowmein	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot	7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
Beef Noodle	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Bowl + 2 cutlet + 1 Cabbage	5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs	Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
Butter Noodles	1 boiled spaghetti + 1 butter	8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Noodles covered in savory butter.

Soups & Stews

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Meatball Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato	7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin	Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettle Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 Potato	5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin	Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Omnizine.
Vegetable Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato	5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin	Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomato Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes	3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin	What, no crackers?
Blood Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes	3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin	They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
Eyeball Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball	5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs	A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
Slime Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam	1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin	Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clown's Tears	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore	2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin	Not very funny.
Mystery Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge	7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient: Capsaicin,Frost Oil, Omnizine, Banana, Blood, Slime Jelly, Toxin, Oculine, Carbon	This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroom Soup	1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 Chanterelle	2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin	The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beet Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage	3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin	Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 tofus	9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin	Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Stewed Soy Meat	2 Soy Dopes + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato	7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin	Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew	1 Bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom	14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin	The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Cold Chili Stew	1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato	8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin	Ice, ice, baby!
Hot Chili Stew	1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato	8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin	Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Oatmeal	1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk	7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin	A nice bowl of oatmeal.
Sweet Potato Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes	4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
Red Beet Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage	4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Quite a delicacy.
French Onion Soup	1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Onion + 1 cheese wedge	1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
Wish Soup	1 Bowl + 20 units water	20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)	Makes you wish the chef could cook.
Bisque	1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 crab meat + 1 boiled rice	?	A classic entree from Space-France.

Seafood

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Imitation Carp Fillet	Inject 5 units Carpotoxin into 1 tofu	3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin	Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich	1 bun + 1 Carp fillet	3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin	Slightly toxic.
Cuban Carp	1 Carp Fillet + 5 units flour + 1 Chili Pepper	6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin	Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fish & Chips	1 space fries + 1 Carp fillet	6 Nutriment	The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Fish Fingers	5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet	4 Nutriment	Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Carp Sashimi	1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units soy sauce	6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin	Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Sausage	1 faggot + 2 cutlets	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
Green Eggs and Ham	2 spider cutlets + 1 spider egg + 1 salt	6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin	You swear it's still moving.
Corned beef and cabbage	1 Meat steak + 2 Cabbages + 5 salt	6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
Filet Migrawr	1 Bear steak + 5 units Manly Dorf (requires lighter)	2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
Raw Khinkali	1 Dough slice + 1 faggot + 1 garlic	1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 Garlic Juice	Microwave to finish preparing.

Salads

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Herb Salad	1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple	8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesir Salad	1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple	8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin	Duuuuuuuuuude.
Valid Salad	1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 faggot	8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin	Heals everyone! Not really
Melon Fruit Bowl	1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia	6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	The only salad where you can eat the bowl
Fruit Salad	1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice	2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	Your standard fruit salad.
Jungle Salad	1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice	7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin	Exotic fruits in a bowl.
Citrus Delight	1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon	7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Citrus overload!
Monkey's Delight	1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper	10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin	EE EEE!

Pies

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Banana Cream Pie	1 plain pie + 1 Banana	4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin	Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berry Clafoutis	1 plain pie + 1 Berry	4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin	It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies	1 plain pie + 1 meat steak + 1 salt + 1 pepper	10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Made of people, or not?
Tofu Pie	1 plain pie + 1 tofu	10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Made of plants, or not?
Xeno Pie	1 plain pie + 2 xeno cutlets	10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Apple Pie	1 plain pie + 1 Apple	4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	The traditional dessert.
Cherry Pie	1 plain pie + 1 Cherry	4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amanita Pie	1 plain pie + 1 Amanita	5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin	Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkin Pie	1 plain pie + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar	13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
Plump Pie	1 plain pie + 1 Plump Helmet	8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin	Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Omnizine!
Golden Apple Streusel Tart	1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple	8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin	A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
Blumpkin Pie	1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Blumpkin	3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
Dulce de Batata	5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato	4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin	Delicious sliceable jelly.
Frostypie	1 plain pie + 1 Blue cherry	4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin.	Tastes like blue and cold.
Baklava Pie	4 Oat stalks + 4 tortillas + 2 butter	?	A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
Beary Pie	1 bear steak + 1 plain pie + 1 Berry	2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin	No brown bears, this is a good sign.
Grape Tart	1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes	4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.

Cakes

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Carrot Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Carrots	20 Nutriment, 10 Oculine, 5 Vitamin	Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
Cheese Cake	1 plain cake + 2 cheese wedges	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday Cake	1 plain cake + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle	20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cake hat.
Apple Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Apples	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Brain Cake	1 plain cake + 1 Brain	20 Nutriment, 10 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
Orange Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Oranges	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Lime Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Limes	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Lemon Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Lemons	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Chocolate Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Chocolate Bars	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Pumpkin Spice Cake	1 plain cake + 2 Pumpkin	32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Slime Cake	1 plain cake + 1 Slime Extract	20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin	Sliceable.
Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake	1 plain cake + 5 berries	?	Sliceable.
Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake	1 plain cake + 5 berries + 2 Chocolate Bars	?	Sliceable.
Angel Food Cake	1 plain cake + 15u holy water	?	Sliceable. Contains holy water.
Pound Cake	4 plain cake	?	Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
Hardware Cake	1 plain cake + 2 circuit boards + 5u Sulphuric Acid	?	Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
Cak	1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 Sprinkles + 1 unit Teslium.	N/A	A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.

Side Dishes

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Cheese Fries	1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge	6 Nutriment	Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Cheese Omelette	2 eggs + 2 cheese wedges	8 Nutriment	Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Fried Egg	1 egg + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper	2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper	The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Loaded Baked Potato	1 Potato + 1 cheese wedge	6 Nutriment	No bacon bits?
Eggplant Parmigiana	2 cheese wedges + 1 Eggplant	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Clogs your arteries, healthily!
Warm Donk-Pocket	1 pastry base + 1 faggot	4 Nutriment	Contains Omnizine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Hot Dog	1 bun + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup	6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin	Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
Pig in a Blanket	1 bun + 1 butter + 1 cutlet	6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
Crab Rangoon	1 Dough slice + 1 raw crab meat + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units cream	?	Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
Eggs Benedict	1 fried egg + 1 meat steak + 1 bread slice	6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Tin of Beans	2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup	10 Nutriment	Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

Pastries

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Donut	1 pastry base + 1 unit Sugar	3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 sugar	Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jelly Donut	1 pastry base + 5 units berry juice or slime jam or cherry jelly	3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,	Security members recover more morale with these.
Meat Donut	1 pastry base + 1 raw cutlet	3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup	Tastes as gross as it looks.
Chaos Donut	1 pastry base + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce	2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 Omnizine	Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylent Green	2 pastry base + 2 Human Meats	10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylen Viridians	2 pastry base + 1 Soy Bean	10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles	2 pastry base	8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle Waffles	2 pastry base + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen	8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin	Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Fortune Cookie	1 pastry base + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy	3 Nutriment	Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Sugar Cookie	1 pastry base + 5 units Sugar	3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar	Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin	1 pastry base + 5 units milk	6 Nutriment	Muffin!
Berry Muffin	1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry	6 Nutriment	A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberry Muffin	1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm	6 Nutriment	My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Cracker	1 pastry base + 1 salt	1 Nutriment	Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Poppy Pretzel	1 pastry base + 1 Poppy Seed	5 Nutriment	Heals brute damage with opium!
Plump Biscuits	1 pastry base + 1 Plump Helmet	5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine	The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
Oatmeal cookie	1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk	5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	The best of both cookie and oat.
Raisin Cookie	1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4no Raisins	5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
Cherry Cupcake	1 pastry base + 1 Cherry	5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Blue Cherry Cupcake	1 pastry base + 1 Blue cherry	5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
Dank-pocket	1 pastry base + 1 Cannabis	3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment
Khachapuri	1 plain bread + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units egg yolk	12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
Chocolate Cornet	1 Pastry Base + 1 unit Salt + 1 Chocolate Bar	5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
Honey Bun	1 Pastry Base + 5 units Honey	5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Pancake	1 Pastry Base	4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Can be stacked.
Blueberry Pancake	1 Pastry Base, 1 Berry	6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
Chocolate Chip Pancake	1 Pastry Base, 1 Chocolate Bar	6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin

Sweets

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Chocolate Egg	1 boiled egg + 1 chocolate bar	4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco	NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Chocolate Coin	1 Coin + 1 chocolate bar	3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
Fudge Dice	1 Die + 1 chocolate bar	3 Nutriment, 1 Coco	You get a fudge die after eating it.
Chocolate Orange	1 Orange + 1 chocolate bar	6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
Candied Apple	5 units Caramel + 1 Apple	3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar	Happy ~~Halloween~~ generic shift!
Sundae	5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream	6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin	A classic desert.
Honkdae	5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream	6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin	The clown's favorite desert.
Space Freezy	5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream	6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin	The best icecream in space!
Honey Nut Bar	1 Oat + 5 units Honey	5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
Spider Lollipop	1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling	1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 Omnizine

Exotic

Recipe	Ingredients	Nutritional Value	Notes
Chawanmushi	5 units Water + 5 units soy sauce + 2 boiled eggs + 1 Chanterelle	5 Nutriment	Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Wing Fang Chu	5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	At least it wasn't the dog.
Enchiladas	2 cutlets + 2 chilis + 2 tortillas	8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin	Spicy.
Classic Taco	1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet + 1 Cabbage	4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
Plain Taco	1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
Egg Wrap	1 fried egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units soy sauce	5 Nutriment	The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Burrito	1 tortilla + 2 Soybeans	4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	Delicious!
Cheesy Burrito	1 tortilla + 2 cheese wedges + 1 Soybeans	4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	It's a burrito filled with cheese.
Carne Asada Burrito	1 tortilla + 2 cutlets + 1 Soybeans	5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	The best burrito for meat lovers.
Fuego Plasma Burrito	1 tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans	4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin	A super spicy burrito.
Kebab	1 Metal Rod + 2 meat steaks (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 tofus, or 1 lizard tail	8 Nutriment	You get the metal rod back after eating.
Nachos	1 tortilla + 1 unit Salt	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt	Chips from Space Mexico
Cheesy Nachos	1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 unit Salt	6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt	The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
Cuban Nachos	1 tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper	7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin	That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
Amanita Jelly	1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas	6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen	It's evil, don't touch it!
Spacy Liberty Duff	1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps	6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen	The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Melon Keg	1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units vodka	9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin	Who knew vodka was a fruit?
Stuffed Legion	1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin	5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin	Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
Powercrepe	1 flat dough + 1 Milk + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre	10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly	With great power, comes great crepes.
Bran Requests Cereal	1 Wheat + 1 4no Raisins	3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt	A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
Rice and Pork	1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet	18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine	It's rice and ..."pork".
Egg Bowl	1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn	4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin	A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
Rice Pudding	1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar	9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
Meat Bun	5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 faggot + 1 Cabbage	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Has the potential to not be Dog.
Rat kebab	1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
Double Rat Kebab	2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	Twice the rat, twice the flavor.

Custom Recipes

Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

Custom food	How to acquire
Custom Bread	Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.
Custom Cake	Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pizza	Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
Custom Pie	Use ingredients on a plain pie.
Custom Spaghetti	Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.
Custom Salad	Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
Custom Soup	Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
Custom Kebab	Use ingredients on a metal rod.
Custom Sandwich	Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich.
Custom Burger	Use ingredients on a bun.

Vending Machine Food

Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Candy	Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
	Cup Ramen	Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
	Chips	Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
	Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky	Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
	4no Raisins	Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
	Space Twinkie	A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
	Cheesie Honkers	Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,

Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Space Cola	30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Space Mountain Wind	Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Dr. Gibb	A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
	Star-kist	Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
	Space-Up	Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
	Pwr Game	The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
	Lemon-Lime	You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.
	Canned air	24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
	Grey Bull	Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.

Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.

Picture	Dispenses	Description
	Robust Coffee	Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
	Duke Purple Tea	An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
	Dutch Hot Coco	Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco.

Other food

Picture	Item	Description
	Cookie	A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
	Lollipop	Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
	Gumball	Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also healing chemicals.

Hunger

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat. Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery or using lipocide is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Satiety

Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both good and bad reagents slower, for a higher total effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

Breakfast

Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:

most egg based foods
coffee
bacon
oatmeal
orange juice
milk
pancakes
waffles
donuts
toasts
biscuits
cereal

Guide to food and drinks