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m (Poor banana phone is long gone. Tidied up shit and tried to fix grammar, still wondering if "2 Meats" is correct or not.)
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m (More small tweaks. Mainly 5 Flour -> 5 units Flour)
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![[File:burger.png|50px]]
![[File:burger.png|50px]]
!Burger
!Burger
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Meat
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Meat
| If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon in the microwave it will color the burger.
| If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon in the microwave it will color the burger.
|-
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
![[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
!Brain Burger
!Brain Burger
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Brain
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Brain
| Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
| Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
|-
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
![[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
!Clown Burger
!Clown Burger
| 1 Clown Mask + 5 [[Flour]]
| 1 Clown Mask + 5 units [[Flour]]
| Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
| Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
|-
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
![[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
!Mime Burger
!Mime Burger
| 1 Mime Mask + 5 [[Flour]]
| 1 Mime Mask + 5 units [[Flour]]
| Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
| Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
![[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
!Tofu Burger
!Tofu Burger
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 [[Tofu]]
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Tofu]]
| Melts your face!
| Melts your face!
|-
|-
![[File:spell.png|50px]]
![[File:spell.png|50px]]
!Spell Burger
!Spell Burger
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Wizard hat
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Wizard hat
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
!Xenoburger
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 [[Xenos|Xeno-meat]]
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Xenos|Xeno-meat]]
| Ali-yum!
| Ali-yum!
|-
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
!Jelly Burger
| 15 [[Flour]] + 5 [[Slime Jam]] or 5 Cherry Jelly
| 15 units [[Flour]] + 5 units [[Slime Jam]] or 5 units [[Cherry Jelly]]
| My insides are burning!
| My insides are burning!
|-
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]
!Ghost Burger
!Ghost Burger
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
| Terror-ifficly tasty.
| Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|50px]]
![[File:Appendixburger.png|50px]]
!Appendix Burger
!Appendix Burger
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Appendix
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Appendix
|Tastes like appendicitis
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
![[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
!Big Bite Burger
!Big Bite Burger
| 3 Meat + 5 [[Flour]]
| 3 Meats + 5 units [[Flour]]
| Forget the Big Mac.
| Forget the Big Mac.
|-
|-
![[File:superbite.png|50px]]
![[File:superbite.png|50px]]
!Super Bite Burger
!Super Bite Burger
| 15 [[Flour]] + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s + 5 Meats + 4 Tomatoes + 2 Eggs + 5 units [[Salt]] + 5 units [[Pepper]]
| 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s + 5 Meats + 4 Tomatoes + 2 Eggs + 5 units [[Salt]] + 5 units [[Pepper]]
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|}
|}
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![[File:bread.png|50px]]
![[File:bread.png|50px]]
!{{anchor|Bread}}Bread
!{{anchor|Bread}}Bread
| 15 [[Flour]]
| 15 units [[Flour]]
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
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![[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
![[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
!Meatbread
!Meatbread
| 3 Meats + 15 [[Flour]] + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| 3 Meats + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|50px]]
![[File:tofubread.png|50px]]
!Tofu-Bread
!Tofu-Bread
| 3 [[Tofu]]s + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s + 15 [[Flour]]
| 3 [[Tofu]]s + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s + 15 units [[Flour]]
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:xbread.png|50px]]
![[File:xbread.png|50px]]
!Xeno-bread
!Xeno-bread
| 3 Xeno Meats + 15 [[Flour]] + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| 3 Xeno Meats + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|50px]]
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|50px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
!Spider Meatloaf
| 3 Spider Meats + 15 [[Flour]] + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| 3 Spider Meats + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| Sliceable. Green but delicious.
| Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]
![[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
!Banana-nut Bread
| 15 [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 1 Banana
| 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 1 Banana
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
|-
![[File:creambread.png|50px]]
![[File:creambread.png|50px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
!Cream Cheese Bread
| 15 [[Flour]] + 2 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| 15 units [[Flour]] + 2 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:baguette.png|50px]]
![[File:baguette.png|50px]]
!Baguette
!Baguette
| 10 [[Flour]] + 1 unit [[Salt]] + 1 unit [[Pepper]]
| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 unit [[Salt]] + 1 unit [[Pepper]]
| The mimes favorite.
| The mimes favorite.
|-
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![[File:Jellytoast.png|50px]]
![[File:Jellytoast.png|50px]]
!Jelly Toast
!Jelly Toast
| 1 [[Bread Slice]] + 5 units [[Slime Jam]] or Cherry Jelly
| 1 [[Bread Slice]] + 5 units [[Slime Jam]] or [[Cherry Jelly]]
| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
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![[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
!Margherita Pizza
!Margherita Pizza
| 10 [[Flour]] + 4 [[Cheese Wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
| 10 units [[Flour]] + 4 [[Cheese Wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]
![[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
!Mushroom Pizza
| 10 [[Flour]] + 5 any Mushrooms
| 10 units [[Flour]] + 5 any Mushrooms
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
![[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
!Meat Pizza
!Meat Pizza
| 10 [[Flour]] + 3 Meats + 1 [[Cheese Wedge]] + 1 Tomato
| 10 units [[Flour]] + 3 Meats + 1 [[Cheese Wedge]] + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
| Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]
![[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
!Vegetable Pizza
| 10 [[Flour]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|}
|}
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![[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]
![[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
| 5 units [[Flour]]
| 5 units units [[Flour]]
|The main ingredient for spaghetti recipes.
|The main ingredient for spaghetti recipes.
|-
|-
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![[File:copypasta.gif|50px]]
![[File:copypasta.gif|50px]]
!Copypasta
!Copypasta
| 2 Tomato Pasta
| 2 [[Tomato Pasta]]s
| Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
| Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
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![[File:Clownsoup.png|50px]]
![[File:Clownsoup.png|50px]]
!Clown's Tears
!Clown's Tears
| 10 units Water + 1 Banana + 1 [[Bananium]] ore
| 10 units Water + 1 Banana + 1 [[Bananium|Bananium ore]]
| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
|-
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![[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]
![[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]
!Wish Soup
!Wish Soup
| 20 Water
| 20 units Water
| Make you wish the chef could cook.
| Make you wish the chef could cook.
|}
|}
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![[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
![[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Carp Fillet
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Carp Fillet
| Slightly toxic.
| Slightly toxic.
|-
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
![[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
!Cuban Carp
!Cuban Carp
| 1 Carp Fillet + 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
| 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
|-
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![[File:Ffish.png|50px]]
![[File:Ffish.png|50px]]
!Fish Fingers
!Fish Fingers
| 10 [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 1 Carp meat
| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 1 Carp meat
| Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
| Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|50px]]
![[File:Sashimi.png|50px]]
!Carp Sashimi
!Carp Sashimi
| 1 Spider Eggs + 1 Carp meat + 10 units [[Soy Sauce]]
| 1 Spider Egg + 1 Carp meat + 10 units [[Soy Sauce]]
| Good luck getting [[space carp]] AND spider meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
| Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}
|}


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![[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
![[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
| 1 Meat + 1 unit [[Salt]] + 1 unit Black [[Pepper]]
| 1 Meat + 1 unit [[Salt]] + 1 unit Pepper
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
|-
|-
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![[File:Spiderleg.png|50px]]
![[File:Spiderleg.png|50px]]
!Boiled Spider Leg
!Boiled Spider Leg
| 1 Spider Leg + 10 Water
| 1 Spider Leg + 10 units Water
| Well, may as well make it useful!
| Well, may as well make it useful!
|-
|-
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![[File:pie.gif|50px]]
![[File:pie.gif|50px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
!Banana Cream Pie
| 10 [[Flour]] + 1 Banana
| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 Banana
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
!Berry Clafoutis
| 10 [[Flour]] + 1 Berry
| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 Berry
| It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
| It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
!Meatpies
!Meatpies
| 1 Meat + 10 [[Flour]]
| 1 Meat + 10 units [[Flour]]
| Made of people, or not?
| Made of people, or not?
|-
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
!Tofu Pie
!Tofu Pie
| 1 [[Tofu]] + 10 [[Flour]]
| 1 [[Tofu]] + 10 units [[Flour]]
| Made of plants, or not?
| Made of plants, or not?
|-
|-
![[File:xpie.png|50px]]
![[File:xpie.png|50px]]
!Xeno-pie
!Xeno-pie
| 1 Xeno Meat + 10 [[Flour]]
| 1 Xeno Meat + 10 units [[Flour]]
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
|-
![[File:applepie.png|50px]]
![[File:applepie.png|50px]]
!Apple Pie
!Apple Pie
| 10 [[Flour]] + 1 Apple
| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 Apple
| The traditional dessert.
| The traditional dessert.
|-
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
![[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
!Cherry Pie
!Cherry Pie
| 1 Cherry + 10 [[Flour]]
| 1 Cherry + 10 units [[Flour]]
| "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
| "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
![[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
!Amanita Pie
!Amanita Pie
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Amanita
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Amanita
| Only slightly toxic, really!
| Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
!Pumpkin Pie
| 1 Pumpkin + 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 5 units Milk + 5 units [[Sugar]]
| 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 5 units Milk + 5 units [[Sugar]]
|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
|-
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
!Plump Pie
!Plump Pie
| 10 [[Flour]] + 1 Plump Helmet
| 10 units [[Flour]] + 1 Plump Helmet
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
|-
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|50px]]
![[File:Gtart.png|50px]]
!Golden Apple Tart
!Golden Apple Tart
| 5 units Milk + 5 units [[Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple + 1 Egg + 15 [[Flour]]
| 5 units Milk + 5 units [[Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple + 1 Egg + 15 units [[Flour]]
| Tastes like chaos!
| Tastes like chaos!
|}
|}
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![[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
![[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
!Vanilla Cake
!Vanilla Cake
| 15 [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk
| 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk
| Slicable and <s>boring</s> vanilla flavored.
| Slicable and <s>boring</s> vanilla flavored.
|-
|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]
![[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]
!Carrot Cake
!Carrot Cake
| 15 [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 2 Carrots
| 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 2 Carrots
| Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
| Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
|-
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]
![[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]
!Cheese Cake
!Cheese Cake
| 15 [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 2 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 2 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| Slicable. <font color="white">Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.</font>
| Slicable. <font color="white">Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.</font>
|-
|-
![[File:birthday.png|50px]]
![[File:birthday.png|50px]]
!Birthday Cake
!Birthday Cake
| 15 [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 1 Cake Hat + 5 units Milk.
| 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs + 1 Cake Hat + 5 units Milk
| Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
| Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
|-
|-
![[File:applecake.png|50px]]
![[File:applecake.png|50px]]
!Apple Cake
!Apple Cake
| 5 units Milk + 2 Apples + 15 [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs
| 5 units Milk + 2 Apples + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs
| Sliceable.  
| Sliceable.  
|-
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|50px]]
![[File:Braincake.png|50px]]
!Brain Cake
!Brain Cake
| 5 units Milk + 1 Brain + 15 [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs
| 5 units Milk + 1 Brain + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs
| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|50px]]
![[File:Orangecake.png|50px]]
!Orange Cake
!Orange Cake
| 5 units Milk + 2 Oranges + 15 [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs
| 5 units Milk + 2 Oranges + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|50px]]
![[File:Limecake.png|50px]]
!Lime Cake
!Lime Cake
| 5 units Milk + 2 Limes + 15 [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs
| 5 units Milk + 2 Limes + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|50px]]
![[File:Lemoncake.png|50px]]
!Lemon Cake
!Lemon Cake
| 5 units Milk + 2 Lemons + 15 [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs
| 5 units Milk + 2 Lemons + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|50px]]
![[File:Choccake.png|50px]]
!Chocolate Cake
!Chocolate Cake
| 5 units Milk + 2 [[Chocolate Bar]]s + 15 [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs
| 5 units Milk + 2 [[Chocolate Bar]]s + 15 units [[Flour]] + 3 Eggs
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|}
|}
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![[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
![[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
!Cheese Fries
!Cheese Fries
| 1 Stack of [[Space Fries]] + 1 [[Cheese Wedge]]
| 1 [[Space Fries]] + 1 [[Cheese Wedge]]
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
|-
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![[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
![[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
!Warm Donk Pocket
!Warm Donk Pocket
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 [[Faggot]]
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Faggot]]
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
|-
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![[File:donut.png|50px]]
![[File:donut.png|50px]]
!Donut
!Donut
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Egg
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Egg
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
|-
![[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
![[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
!Jelly Donut
!Jelly Donut
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 5 units [[Berry Juice]] or [[Slime Jam]] or Cherry Jelly
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 5 units [[Berry Juice]] or [[Slime Jam]] or Cherry Jelly
| Security members recover more morale with these.
| Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
|-
![[File:donut1.gif|50px]]
![[File:donut1.gif|50px]]
!Chaos Donuts
!Chaos Donuts
| 1 Egg + 5 [[Flour]] + 5 units [[Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[Cold Sauce]]
| 1 Egg + 5 units [[Flour]] + 5 units [[Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[Cold Sauce]]
| Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
| Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
!Soylent Green
!Soylent Green
| 2 Human Meats + 15 [[Flour]])
| 2 Human Meats + 15 units [[Flour]])
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
!Soylen Viridians
!Soylen Viridians
| 15 [[Flour]] + 1 Soy bean
| 15 units [[Flour]] + 1 Soy Bean
| SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
| SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
|-
![[File:waffles.png|50px]]
![[File:waffles.png|50px]]
!Waffles
!Waffles
| 10 [[Flour]] + 2 Eggs
| 10 units [[Flour]] + 2 Eggs
| Like pancakes with syrup traps.
| Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
|-
![[File:roffle.png|50px]]
![[File:roffle.png|50px]]
!Roffle Waffles
!Roffle Waffles
| 10 [[Flour]] + 2 Eggs + 5 units Psilocybin
| 10 units [[Flour]] + 2 Eggs + 5 units Psilocybin
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
|-
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![[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
![[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
!Fortune Cookie
!Fortune Cookie
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 1 Piece of Paper with prophecy
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|50px]]
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|50px]]
!Sugar Cookie
!Sugar Cookie
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 5 units Sugar
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Egg + 5 units Sugar
| Just like your little sister used to make.
| Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
|-
![[File:muffin.png|50px]]
![[File:muffin.png|50px]]
!Muffin
!Muffin
| 1 Egg + 5 [[Flour]] + 5 units Milk
| 1 Egg + 5 units [[Flour]] + 5 units Milk
| Muffin!
| Muffin!
|-
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|50px]]
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|50px]]
!Berry Muffin
!Berry Muffin
| 1 Egg + 5 [[Flour]] + 5 units Milk + 1 Berry
| 1 Egg + 5 units [[Flour]] + 5 units Milk + 1 Berry
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|50px]]
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|50px]]
!Booberry Muffin
!Booberry Muffin
| 1 Egg + 5 [[Flour]] + 5 units Milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm
| 1 Egg + 5 units [[Flour]] + 5 units Milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm
| My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
| My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
|-
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![[File:cracker.png|50px]]
!Cracker
!Cracker
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 [[Salt]]
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Salt]]
| Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
| Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
|-
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![[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
!Poppy Pretzel
| 1 Poppy Seed + 1 Egg + 5 [[Flour]]  
| 1 Poppy Seed + 1 Egg + 5 units [[Flour]]  
| Heals brute damage with opium!
| Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
|-
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![[File:Biscuit.png|50px]]
!Plump Biscuits
!Plump Biscuits
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 Plump Helmet
| 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 Plump Helmet
| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
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!Monkey's Delight
!Monkey's Delight
| 1 [[Monkeycube]] + 1 Banana + 5 [[Flour]] + 1 unit [[Salt]] + 1 unit [[Pepper]]
| 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 unit [[Salt]] + 1 unit [[Pepper]]
| EE EEE!
| EE EEE!
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!Egg Wrap
!Egg Wrap
| 1 Fried Egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units Soysauce
| 1 [[Fried Egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units Soysauce
| The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
| The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
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!Meat Bun
!Meat Bun
| 5 units [[Soy Sauce]] + 5 units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Faggot]] + 1 Cabbage
| 5 units [[Soy Sauce]] + 5 units units [[Flour]] + 1 [[Faggot]] + 1 Cabbage
| Has the potential to not be Dog.
| Has the potential to not be Dog.
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!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
| 1 unit [[Flour]] + 1 unit [[Sugar]]
| 1 unit units [[Flour]] + 1 unit [[Sugar]]
| Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
| Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
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Fullness

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.


Drinks

IMPORTANT:
Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units the mixer and 50 units the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!


Picture Cocktail Ingredients Description
Acid Spit 5 parts Wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
Ale 1 part Ale A warm pint of delicious Ale
Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka A drink made from your allies.
Aloe 1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Whiskey Very, very, very good.
Amasec 1 part Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka Always handy before COMBAT!!!
Andalusia 1 part Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice A nice, strange named drink.
Anti-Freeze 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice The ultimate refreshment.
Atomic Bomb 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
B-52 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Cognac Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
Bahama Mama 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice Tropic cocktail
Banana Honk 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar A drink from Clown Heaven.
Barefoot 1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice Barefoot and pregnant
Beepsky Smash 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
Beer 1 part Beer A freezing pint of beer
Bilk 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
Black Russian 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
Bloody Mary 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
Booger 1 part Cream, 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice Ewww...
Brave Bull 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua Tequilla and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
Changeling Sting 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Vodka A stingy drink.
Classic Martini 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
Coffee Latte 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
Cuba Libre 2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola A classic mix of rum and cola.
Demons Blood 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
Devil's Kiss 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua Creepy time!
Driest Martini 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
Erika Surprise 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice The surprise is, it's green!
Gin Fizz 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
Gin and Tonic 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Goldschlager 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
Grog 1 part Water, 1 part Rum A fine and cepa drink for Space.
Hippie's Delight 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
Hooch 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel) You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
Iced Beer 5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice or 10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
Iced Coffee 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
Iced Tea 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
Irish Car Bomb 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale An irish car bomb.
Irish Coffee 2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
Irish Cream 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
Manhattan 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
Manhattan Project 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
Margarita 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!
Mead 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzyme A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
Nuka Cola 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
Neurotoxin 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
Patron 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
Red Mead 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
Sbiten 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
Screwdriver 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
Silencer 1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part Sugar A drink from mime Heaven.
Singulo 5 parts Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine A blue-space beverage.
Snow White 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime A cold refreshment.
Soy Latte 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk A nice and refrshing beverage while you are reading.
Syndicate Bomb 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer A syndicate bomb.
Tequilla Sunrise 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
Doctor's Delight 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
The Manly Dorf 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
Thirteen Loko 1 part Vodka, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Coffee This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass
Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
Toxins Special 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma Whoah, this thing is on FIRE
Vodka Martini 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
Vodka and Tonic 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
Whiskey Cola 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
Whiskey Soda 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water Ultimate refreshment.
White Russian 1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
..What? You can't really tell what this is.

Microwave Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers. They can be poured directly into the microwave.

Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Meat If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon in the microwave it will color the burger.
Brain Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
Clown Burger 1 Clown Mask + 5 units Flour Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mime Burger 1 Mime Mask + 5 units Flour Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofu Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Tofu Melts your face!
Spell Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Wizard hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger 5 units Flour + 1 Xeno-meat Ali-yum!
Jelly Burger 15 units Flour + 5 units Slime Jam or 5 units Cherry Jelly My insides are burning!
Ghost Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Ectoplasm Terror-ifficly tasty.
Appendix Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Appendix Tastes like appendicitis
Big Bite Burger 3 Meats + 5 units Flour Forget the Big Mac.
Super Bite Burger 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges + 5 Meats + 4 Tomatoes + 2 Eggs + 5 units Salt + 5 units Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Bread 15 units Flour Sliceable.
Bread Slice Slice up a Bread with a knife to get 5 of these Sliceable.
Meatbread 3 Meats + 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Tofu-Bread 3 Tofus + 3 Cheese Wedges + 15 units Flour Sliceable.
Xeno-bread 3 Xeno Meats + 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Spider Meatloaf 3 Spider Meats + 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. Green but delicious.
Banana-nut Bread 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 1 Banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Cream Cheese Bread 15 units Flour + 2 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Baguette 10 units Flour + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper The mimes favorite.
Sandwich 2 Bread Slices + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Cheese Wedge Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toasted Sandwich 1 Sandwich What was that, Sandwich? Kill them all.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 Bread Slices + 1 Cheese Wedge Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jelly Toast 1 Bread Slice + 5 units Slime Jam or Cherry Jelly As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Two Bread 2 Bread Slices + 5 Wine Classy.
Jelly Sandwich 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jam + 2 Bread Slices In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Not-a-sandwich 1 Fake Moustache + 2 Bread Slices Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
Icecream sandwich 1 Icecream + 5 units Ice + 5 units Cream Portable Ice-cream in it's own packaging.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Margherita Pizza 10 units Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Mushroom Pizza 10 units Flour + 5 any Mushrooms Sliceable.
Meat Pizza 10 units Flour + 3 Meats + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Vegetable Pizza 10 units Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato Sliceable.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Spaghetti 5 units units Flour The main ingredient for spaghetti recipes.
Boiled Spaghetti 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti Mama Mia!
Tomato Pasta 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta 2 Tomato Pastas Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Spaghetti & Meatballs 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti + 2 Faggots That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti + 4 Faggots Lawyer's choice!
Eggplant Parmigiana 2 Cheese Wedges + 1 Eggplant Clogs your arteries, healthily!

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatball Soup 10 units Water + 1 Faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettle Soup 10 units Water + 1 Nettle + 1 Egg + 1 Potato Contains trace amounts of sulpheric acid.
Vegetable Soup 10 units Water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomato Soup 10 units Water + 2 Tomatoes What, no crackers?
Blood Soup 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
File:Metriodsoup.png Slime Soup 10 units Water + 5 units Slime Jam Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clown's Tears 10 units Water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
Mystery Soup 10 units Water + 1 failed recipe + 1 Tofu + 1 Egg + 1 Cheese Wedge This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroom Soup 5 units Water + 5 units Milk + 1 Chanterelle The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beet Soup 10 units Water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo Soup 10 units Water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 Tofus Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dopes + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew 10 units Water + 1 Meat + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Cold Chili Stew 1 Meat + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato Ice, ice, baby!
Hot Chili Stew 1 Meat + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Wish Soup 20 units Water Make you wish the chef could cook.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Imitation Carp Fillet 5 units Carpotoxin + 1 Tofu Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 5 units Flour + 1 Carp Fillet Slightly toxic.
Cuban Carp 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units Flour + 1 Chili Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fish & Chips 1 Space Fries + 1 Carp meat The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Fish Fingers 10 units Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Carp meat Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Carp Sashimi 1 Spider Egg + 1 Carp meat + 10 units Soy Sauce Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meat Steak 1 Meat + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
Sausage 1 Faggot + 1 Meat Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
Boiled Spider Leg 1 Spider Leg + 10 units Water Well, may as well make it useful!
Green Eggs and Ham 1 Spider Meat + 1 Spider Egg + 1 Salt You swear it's still moving.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Herb Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesir salad 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple Duuuuuuuuuude.
Valid Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 Faggot Heals everyone! Not really

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Banana Cream Pie 10 units Flour + 1 Banana Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berry Clafoutis 10 units Flour + 1 Berry It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies 1 Meat + 10 units Flour Made of people, or not?
Tofu Pie 1 Tofu + 10 units Flour Made of plants, or not?
Xeno-pie 1 Xeno Meat + 10 units Flour A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Apple Pie 10 units Flour + 1 Apple The traditional dessert.
Cherry Pie 1 Cherry + 10 units Flour "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amanita Pie 5 units Flour + 1 Amanita Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkin Pie 1 Pumpkin + 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units Milk + 5 units Sugar Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
Plump Pie 10 units Flour + 1 Plump Helmet Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
Golden Apple Tart 5 units Milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple + 1 Egg + 15 units Flour Tastes like chaos!

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Vanilla Cake 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk Slicable and boring vanilla flavored.
Carrot Cake 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 2 Carrots Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
Cheese Cake 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 2 Cheese Wedges Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday Cake 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 1 Cake Hat + 5 units Milk Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
Apple Cake 5 units Milk + 2 Apples + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.
Brain Cake 5 units Milk + 1 Brain + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
Orange Cake 5 units Milk + 2 Oranges + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.
Lime Cake 5 units Milk + 2 Limes + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.
Lemon Cake 5 units Milk + 2 Lemons + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.
Chocolate Cake 5 units Milk + 2 Chocolate Bars + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Cheese Fries 1 Space Fries + 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Cheese Omelette 2 Eggs + 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Fried Egg 1 Egg + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Boiled Egg 1 Egg + 5 units Water Precracked, just eat!
Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge No bacon bits?
Popcorn 1 Corn Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
Warm Donk Pocket 5 units Flour + 1 Faggot Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Hot Dog 1 Bread Slice + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
Eggs benedict 1 Fried Egg + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Bread Slice There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Tin of Beans 2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Donut 5 units Flour + 1 Egg Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jelly Donut 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units Berry Juice or Slime Jam or Cherry Jelly Security members recover more morale with these.
Chaos Donuts 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylent Green 2 Human Meats + 15 units Flour) SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylen Viridians 15 units Flour + 1 Soy Bean SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles 10 units Flour + 2 Eggs Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle Waffles 10 units Flour + 2 Eggs + 5 units Psilocybin Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Chawanmushi 5 units Water + 5 units Soy Sauce + 2 Eggs + 1 Chanterelle Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Fortune Cookie 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Sugar Cookie 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Milk Muffin!
Berry Muffin 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Milk + 1 Berry A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberry Muffin 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Cracker 5 units Flour + 1 Salt Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Poppy Pretzel 1 Poppy Seed + 1 Egg + 5 units Flour Heals brute damage with opium!
Plump Biscuits 5 units Flour + 1 Plump Helmet The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Chocolate Egg 1 Egg + 1 Chocolate Bar NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Candied Apple 5 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 1 Apple Happy Halloween generic shift!

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Monkey's Delight 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units Flour + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper EE EEE!
Wing Fang Chu 5 units Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno Meat At least it wasn't the Head of Personnel's dog.
Enchiladas 1 Meat + 2 Chilis + 1 Corn Spicy.
Egg Wrap 1 Fried Egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units Soysauce The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Kebab 2 Meats/Tofus (meat must be same type!) + Metal Rod You get the metal rod back after eating.
Boiled Slime Core 1 Slime core + 5 units Water Magically delicious~ Also poisonous.
Amanita Jelly 5 units Water + 5 units Vodka + 3 Amanitas It's evil, don't touch it!
Spacy Liberty Duff 5 units Water + 5 units Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Meat Bun 5 units Soy Sauce + 5 units units Flour + 1 Faggot + 1 Cabbage Has the potential to not be Dog.

Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice cream vat, which can be used to make:

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Waffle Cone 1 unit units Flour + 1 unit Sugar Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
Chocolate Cone 1 Waffle Cone + 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from Chocolate) Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
Vanilla Ice Cream 1 unit Milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Strawberry Ice Cream 1 unit Milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Chocolate Ice Cream 1 unit Milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder.
Blue Ice Cream 1 unit Milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo.


Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends Condiments
Universal Enzyme Found on the Chef's table, used in cooking various dishes
Nutriment Grind any solid food
Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Grind chilis
Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Grind ice peppers
Ketchup Grind tomatoes
Flour Grind wheat
Soy Milk Grind soy beans
Milk Milk a cow using a bucket
Soy Sauce Mix 40 units Soy Milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid
Salt Mix Sodium + Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe
Pepper Grind pepper-mills in cafe
Moonshine Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 Universal Enzyme
Cheese Wheel Mix 40 Milk + 5 Universal Enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese
Cheese Wedge Slice up a Cheese Wheel with a knife
Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units Milk/Soy Milk + 2 units Sugar
Tofu Mix 10 Soy Milk + 5 Universal Enzyme
Vodka Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Universal Enzyme
Kahlua Mix 5 coffee + 5 Sugar + 2 Universal Enzyme
Wine Mix 10 Berry Juice + 2 Universal Enzyme
Tea Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units Water
Coffee Grind dried coffee leaves to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units Water
Berry Juice Juice berries
Poison Berry Juice Juice poison berries. POISONOUS!
Potato Juice Juice potatoes
Tomato Juice Juice tomatoes
Orange Juice Juice oranges
Banana Juice Juice bananas
Carrot Juice Juice carrots
Lime Juice Juice limes
Lemon Juice Juice lemons
Watermelon Juice Juice watermelon slices
Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane
Sprinkles Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force)

Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Picture Processes Condiments
File:Faggot.png Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat
Slime Jam Process one slime Note: Eating this will kill you
Space Fries Process one potato
Carrot Fries Process one carrot
Soy Dope Process one soy bean


Vending Machines

Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Chef is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Note that the Chef cannot (or doesn't want to) make these.

Picture Dispenses Description
Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you a little.
Cup Ramen Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment, filling you mildly.
Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment, making it a filling snack!
4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment, making it a very filling snack!
Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of small amount of sugar.
Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment, making it a filling snack!

Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
Space Cola Cola. in space.
Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind.
Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors.
Star-kist Made up of Cola and Orange Juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon Lime.

Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Notice, consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised.

Picture Dispenses Description
Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
Dutch Hot Coco Made in Space South America.
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