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==Fullness==
==Fullness==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.


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===Starvation===
===Starvation===
 
[[File:food1.png]][[File:food2.png]][[File:food3.png]][[File:food4.png]][[File:food5.png]]<br>
[[File:food1.png|50px]][[File:food2.png|50px]][[File:food3.png|50px]][[File:food4.png|50px]][[File:food5.png|50px]]<br>
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[chef]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[chef]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!


===Obesity===
===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]] and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]] and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.


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Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units of the mixer and 50 units of the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!
Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units of the mixer and 50 units of the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!


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![[File:AcidSpit.gif|50px]]
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|50px]]
|Acid Spit
!Acid Spit
|5 units Wine, 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
|5 units Wine, 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
|-
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|50px]]
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|50px]]
|Allies Cocktail
!Allies Cocktail
|1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
|1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
|-
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|50px]]
![[File:Aloe.gif|50px]]
|Aloe
!Aloe
|1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
|1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
|-
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|50px]]
![[File:Amasec.gif|50px]]
|Amasec
!Amasec
|1 unit Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
|1 unit Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
|-
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|50px]]
![[File:Andalusia.gif|50px]]
|Andalusia
!Andalusia
|1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
|1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
|-
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|50px]]
|Anti-Freeze
!Anti-Freeze
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
|-
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|50px]]
|Atomic Bomb
!Atomic Bomb
|10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
|10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
|-
|-
![[File:B-52.png|50px]]
![[File:B-52.png|50px]]
|B-52
!B-52
|1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
|1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
|-
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|50px]]
|Bahama Mama
!Bahama Mama
|2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
|2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
|-
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|50px]]
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|50px]]
|Banana Honk
!Banana Honk
|1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
|1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
|-
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|50px]]
|Barefoot
!Barefoot
|1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
|1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
|-
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|50px]]
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|50px]]
|Beepsky Smash
!Beepsky Smash
|2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
|2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
|-
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|50px]]
|Bilk
!Bilk
|1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
|1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
|-
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|50px]]
![[File:BlackRussian.png|50px]]
|Black Russian
!Black Russian
|3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
|3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
|-
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|50px]]
![[File:BloodyMary.png|50px]]
|Bloody Mary
!Bloody Mary
|1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
|1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|50px]]
|Booger
!Booger
|1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
|1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
|-
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|50px]]
![[File:BraveBull.png|50px]]
|Brave Bull
!Brave Bull
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
|-
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|50px]]
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|50px]]
|Changeling Sting
!Changeling Sting
|1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Orange Juice, 1 unit Vodka
|1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Orange Juice, 1 unit Vodka
|-
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
|Classic Martini
!Classic Martini
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
|-
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|50px]]
|Coffee Latte
!Coffee Latte
|1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
|1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
|-
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|50px]]
![[File:CubaLibre.png|50px]]
|Cuba Libre
!Cuba Libre
|2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
|2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
|-
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|50px]]
|Demons Blood
!Demons Blood
|1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
|1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
|-
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|50px]]
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|50px]]
|Devil's Kiss
!Devil's Kiss
|1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
|1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
|-
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
|Driest Martini
!Driest Martini
|1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
|1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
|-
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|50px]]
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|50px]]
|Erika Surprise
!Erika Surprise
|1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
|1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
|-
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|50px]]
![[file:GinFizz.png|50px]]
|Gin Fizz
!Gin Fizz
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|50px]]
![[File:GinTonic.png|50px]]
|Gin and Tonic
!Gin and Tonic
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
|-
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|50px]]
|Goldschlager
!Goldschlager
|10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
|10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
|-
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|50px]]
![[File:Grog.gif|50px]]
|Grog
!Grog
|1 part Water, 1 part Rum
|1 part Water, 1 part Rum
|-
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|50px]]
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|50px]]
|Hippie's Delight
!Hippie's Delight
|1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
|1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
|-
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|50px]]
|Hooch
!Hooch
|1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
|1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
|-
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|50px]]
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|50px]]
|Iced Beer
!Iced Beer
|5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice  '''''or'''''  10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil
|5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice  '''''or'''''  10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil
|-
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|50px]]
|Iced Coffee
!Iced Coffee
|1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
|1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
|-
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|50px]]
|Iced Tea
!Iced Tea
|1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
|1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
|-
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|50px]]
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|50px]]
|Irish Car Bomb
!Irish Car Bomb
|1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
|1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
|-
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|50px]]
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|50px]]
|Irish Coffee
!Irish Coffee
|2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
|2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
|-
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|50px]]
![[File:IrishCream.png|50px]]
|Irish Cream
!Irish Cream
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
|-
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|50px]]
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|50px]]
|Long Island Iced Tea
!Long Island Iced Tea
|1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
|1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
|-
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|50px]]
![[File:Manhattan.png|50px]]
|Manhattan
!Manhattan
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
|-
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|50px]]
|Manhattan Project
!Manhattan Project
|10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
|10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
|-
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|50px]]
![[File:Margarita.png|50px]]
|Margarita
!Margarita
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|50px]]
![[File:Mead.gif|50px]]
|Mead
!Mead
|1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
|1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
|-
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|50px]]
|Nuka Cola
!Nuka Cola
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
|-
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|50px]]
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|50px]]
|Neurotoxin
!Neurotoxin
|1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
|1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
|-
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|50px]]
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|50px]]
|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
!Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
|1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Patronglass.gif|50px]]
|Patron
!Patron
|10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
|10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
|-
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|50px]]
![[File:RedMead.gif|50px]]
|Red Mead
!Red Mead
|1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
|1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
|-
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|50px]]
|Sbiten
!Sbiten
|1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
|1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
|-
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|50px]]
![[File:Screwdriver.png|50px]]
|Screwdriver
!Screwdriver
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
|-
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|50px]]
![[File:Silencer.gif|50px]]
|Silencer
!Silencer
|1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part Sugar
|1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part Sugar
|-
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:singuloglass.gif|50px]]
|Singulo
!Singulo
|5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
|5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
|-
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|50px]]
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|50px]]
|Snow White
!Snow White
|1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
|1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
|-
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|50px]]
|Soy Latte
!Soy Latte
|1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
|1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
|-
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|50px]]
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|50px]]
|Syndicate Bomb
!Syndicate Bomb
|1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
|1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
|-
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|50px]]
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|50px]]
|Tequilla Sunrise
!Tequilla Sunrise
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
|-
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|50px]]
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|50px]]
|The Doctor's Delight
!The Doctor's Delight
|1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine
|1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine
|-
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|50px]]
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|50px]]
|The Manly Dorf
!The Manly Dorf
|2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
|2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
|-
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|50px]]
|Thirteen Loko
!Thirteen Loko
|1 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Coffee
|1 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Coffee
|-
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|50px]]
|Three Mile Island Iced Tea
!Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
|10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
|-
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|50px]]
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|50px]]
|Toxins Special
!Toxins Special
|2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
|2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
|-
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|50px]]
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|50px]]
|Vodka Martini
!Vodka Martini
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
|-
|-
![[file:VodkaTonic.png|50px]]
![[file:VodkaTonic.png|50px]]
|Vodka and Tonic
!Vodka and Tonic
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
|-
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|50px]]
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|50px]]
|Whiskey Cola
!Whiskey Cola
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
|-
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|50px]]
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|50px]]
|Whiskey Soda
!Whiskey Soda
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
|-
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|50px]]
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|50px]]
|White Russian
!White Russian
|1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream
|1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream
|-
|-
|}
|}


==Microwave Recipes==
==Microwave Recipes==
Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.
Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.


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|[[File:burger.png|50px]]
![[File:burger.png|50px]]
|'''Burger
!Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Meat
| 5 Flour, 1 Meat
| If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
| If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
|-
|-
|[[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
![[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
|'''Brain Burger
!Brain Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Brain
| 5 Flour, 1 Brain
| Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
| Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
|-
|-
|[[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
![[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
|'''Clown Burger
!Clown Burger
| 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour
| 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour
| Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
| Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
|-
|-
|[[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
![[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
|'''Mime Burger
!Mime Burger
| 1 Mime Mask, 5 Flour
| 1 Mime Mask, 5 Flour
| Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
| Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
|-
|[[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
![[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu Burger
!Tofu Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Tofu
| 5 Flour, 1 Tofu
| Melts your face!
| Melts your face!
|-
|-
|[[File:spell.png|50px]]
![[File:spell.png|50px]]
|'''Spell Burger
!Spell Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat
| 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
|-
|[[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
|'''Xenoburger
!Xenoburger
| 5 Flour, 1 [[Xenos|Xeno-meat]]
| 5 Flour, 1 [[Xenos|Xeno-meat]]
| Ali-yum!
| Ali-yum!
|-
|-
|[[File:Metriodburger.gif|45px]]
![[File:Metriodburger.gif|45px]]
|'''Slime Burger
!Slime Burger
| 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam
| 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam
| My insides are burning!
| My insides are burning!
|-
|-
|[[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]
|'''Ghost Burger
!Ghost Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm
| 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm
| Terror-ifficly tasty.
| Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
|-
|[[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
![[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
|'''Big Bite Burger
!Big Bite Burger
| 3 Meat, 5 Flour
| 3 Meat, 5 Flour
| Forget the Big Mac.
| Forget the Big Mac.
|-
|-
|[[File:superbite.png|50px]]
![[File:superbite.png|50px]]
|'''Super Bite Burger
!Super Bite Burger
| 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper
| 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
|-
|[[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
![[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
|'''Cuban Carp
!Cuban Carp
| 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper
| 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
|-
|[[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
![[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet
| 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet
| Slightly toxic.
| Slightly toxic.
|-
|-
|[[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
![[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Sandwich
!Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
| Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
![[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Toasted Sandwich
!Toasted Sandwich
| 1 Sandwich <span style="color:#F2F2F2"> What was that, Sandwich? </span>
| 1 Sandwich <span style="color:#F2F2F2"> What was that, Sandwich? </span>
| <span style="color:#F2F2F2"> Kill them all. </span>
| <span style="color:#F2F2F2"> Kill them all. </span>
|-
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
![[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Grilled Cheese Sandwich
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
| Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
|-
|[[File:metroidtoast.png|50px]]
![[File:metroidtoast.png|50px]]
|'''Slime Toast
!Slime Toast
| 5 Units of Slime Jam, 1 Bread Slice
| 5 Units of Slime Jam, 1 Bread Slice
| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
|-
|[[File:Twobread.gif|50px]]
![[File:Twobread.gif|50px]]
|'''Two Bread
!Two Bread
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
| Classy.
| Classy.
|-
|-
|[[File:bread.png|50px]]
![[File:bread.png|50px]]
|'''Bread
!Bread
| 15 Flour
| 15 Flour
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
![[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
|'''Meatbread
!Meatbread
| 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:tofubread.png|50px]]
![[File:tofubread.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu-Bread
!Tofu-Bread
| 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour
| 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:xbread.png|50px]]
![[File:xbread.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno-bread
!Xeno-bread
| 3 Xeno-meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| 3 Xeno-meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
|-
|[[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]
![[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]
|'''Banana-nut Bread
!Banana-nut Bread
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
|-
|[[File:creambread.png|50px]]
![[File:creambread.png|50px]]
|'''Cream Cheese Bread
!Cream Cheese Bread
| 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges
| 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
|'''Margherita Pizza
!Margherita Pizza
| 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato
| 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]
![[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]
|'''Mushroom Pizza
!Mushroom Pizza
| 10 Flour + 5 any Mushrooms
| 10 Flour + 5 any Mushrooms
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
![[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Pizza
!Meat Pizza
| 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato
| 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
| Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
|-
|[[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]
![[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Pizza
!Vegetable Pizza
| 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
| 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Spaghetti
!Boiled Spaghetti
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti
| Mama Mia!
| Mama Mia!
|-
|-
|[[File:pastatomato.png|50px]]
![[File:pastatomato.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Pasta
!Tomato Pasta
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes
| Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
| Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
|-
|[[File:copypasta.gif|50px]]
![[File:copypasta.gif|50px]]
|'''Copypasta
!Copypasta
| 2 Tomato Pasta
| 2 Tomato Pasta
| Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
| Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
|-
|[[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
![[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti & Meatballs
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot.
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot.
| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
|-
|[[File:Spesslaw.gif|50px]]
![[File:Spesslaw.gif|50px]]
|'''Spesslaw
!Spesslaw
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
| Lawyer's choice!
| Lawyer's choice!
|-
|-
|[[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
![[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Meatball Soup
!Meatball Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
| 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
| Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
| Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
|-
|[[File:nettlesoup.png|50px]]
![[File:nettlesoup.png|50px]]
|'''Nettle Soup
!Nettle Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
| 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
| Contains trace amounts of sulpheric acid.
| Contains trace amounts of sulpheric acid.
|-
|-
|[[File:vegesoup.png|50px]]
![[File:vegesoup.png|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Soup
!Vegetable Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
| 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
| Force feed the Botanists this.
| Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
|-
|[[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
![[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Soup
!Tomato Soup
| 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes.
| 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes.
| What, no crackers?
| What, no crackers?
|-
|-
|[[File:Bloodsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Bloodsoup.gif|50px]]
|'''Blood Soup
!Blood Soup
| 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes.
| 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes.
| They ''may'' think you're the [[Chef|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
| They ''may'' think you're the [[Chef|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
|-
|[[File:Metriodsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Metriodsoup.gif|50px]]
|'''Slime Soup
!Slime Soup
| 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam.
| 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam.
| Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
| Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
|-
|[[File:Clownsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Clownsoup.gif|50px]]
|'''Clown's Tears
!Clown's Tears
| 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore.
| 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore.
| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
|-
|-
|[[File:Mysterysoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Mysterysoup.gif|50px]]
|'''Mystery Soup
!Mystery Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese.
| 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese.
| This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.  
| This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.  
|-
|-
|[[File:Mushroomsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Mushroomsoup.gif|50px]]
|'''Mushroom Soup
!Mushroom Soup
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
| The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
| The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
|-
|[[File:Beetsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Beetsoup.gif|50px]]
|'''Beet Soup
!Beet Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage
| 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage
| Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
| Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
|-
|[[File:milo.png|50px]]
![[File:milo.png|50px]]
|'''Milo Soup
!Milo Soup
| 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu
| 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu
| Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
| Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
|-
|[[File:Stewedsoymeat.gif|50px]]
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.gif|50px]]
|'''Stewed Soy Meat
!Stewed Soy Meat
| 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
| 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
| Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
| Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
|-
|[[File:stew.png|50px]]
![[File:stew.png|50px]]
|'''Stew
!Stew
| 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom.
| 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom.
| The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
| The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
|-
|[[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
![[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
|'''Cold Chili Stew
!Cold Chili Stew
| 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
| 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
| Ice, ice, baby!
| Ice, ice, baby!
|-
|-
|[[File:hotstew.png|50px]]
![[File:hotstew.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Chili Stew
!Hot Chili Stew
| 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
| 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
|  Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|  Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
|-
|[[File:pie.gif|50px]]
![[File:pie.gif|50px]]
|'''Banana Cream Pie
!Banana Cream Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Banana
| 10 Flour, 1 Banana
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
|-
|[[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
|'''Berry Clafoutis
!Berry Clafoutis
| 10 Flour, 1 Berry
| 10 Flour, 1 Berry
| It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
| It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|'''Meatpies
!Meatpies
| 1 Meat, 10 Flour
| 1 Meat, 10 Flour
| Made of people, or not?
| Made of people, or not?
|-
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu Pie
!Tofu Pie
| 1 tofu, 10 Flour
| 1 tofu, 10 Flour
| Made of plants, or not?
| Made of plants, or not?
|-
|-
|[[File:xpie.png|50px]]
![[File:xpie.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno-pie
!Xeno-pie
| 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour
| 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
|-
|[[File:applepie.png|50px]]
![[File:applepie.png|50px]]
|'''Apple Pie
!Apple Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Apple
| 10 Flour, 1 Apple
| The traditional dessert.
| The traditional dessert.
|-
|-
|[[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
![[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
|'''Vanilla Cake
!Vanilla Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk
| Slicable and <s>boring</s> vanilla flavored.
| Slicable and <s>boring</s> vanilla flavored.
|-
|-
|[[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]
![[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]
|'''Carrot Cake
!Carrot Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots
| 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots
| Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
| Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
|-
|-
|[[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]
![[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Cake
!Cheese Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Slicable. <font color="white">Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.</font>
| Slicable. <font color="white">Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.</font>
|-
|-
|[[File:birthday.png|50px]]
![[File:birthday.png|50px]]
|'''Birthday Cake
!Birthday Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk.
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk.
| Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
| Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
|-
|-
|[[File:applecake.png|50px]]
![[File:applecake.png|50px]]
|'''Apple Cake
!Apple Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.  
| Sliceable.  
|-
|-
|[[File:Braincake.png|50px]]
![[File:Braincake.png|50px]]
|'''Brain Cake
!Brain Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
|-
|[[File:Orangecake.gif|50px]]
![[File:Orangecake.gif|50px]]
|'''Orange Cake
!Orange Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:Limecake.gif|50px]]
![[File:Limecake.gif|50px]]
|'''Lime Cake
!Lime Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:Lemoncake.gif|50px]]
![[File:Lemoncake.gif|50px]]
|'''Lemon Cake
!Lemon Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:Choccake.gif|50px]]
![[File:Choccake.gif|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Cake
!Chocolate Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:donut.png|50px]]
![[File:donut.png|50px]]
|'''Donut
!Donut
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
|-
|[[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
![[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
|'''Jelly Donut
!Jelly Donut
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices
| Security members recover more morale with these.
| Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
|-
|[[File:donut1.gif|50px]]
![[File:donut1.gif|50px]]
|'''Chaos Donuts
!Chaos Donuts
| 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 Hot Sauce, 5 Cold Sauce
| 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 Hot Sauce, 5 Cold Sauce
| Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
| Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
|-
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
|'''Soylent Green
!Soylent Green
| 2 Human Meat + 15 Flour)
| 2 Human Meat + 15 Flour)
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
|-
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
|'''Soylen Viridians
!Soylen Viridians
| 15 Flour, 1 Soybean
| 15 Flour, 1 Soybean
| SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
| SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
|-
|[[File:waffles.png|50px]]
![[File:waffles.png|50px]]
|'''Waffles
!Waffles
| 10 Flour, 2 Eggs
| 10 Flour, 2 Eggs
| Like pancakes with syrup traps.
| Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
|-
|[[File:roffle.png|50px]]
![[File:roffle.png|50px]]
|'''Roffle Waffles
!Roffle Waffles
| 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin.
| 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
|-
|[[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
![[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Fries
!Cheese Fries
| 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
|-
|[[File:banana.png|50px]]
![[File:banana.png|50px]]
|'''Banana Phone
!Banana Phone
| 1 Banana, 1 Radio, 5 units Psilocybin
| 1 Banana, 1 Radio, 5 units Psilocybin
| MAY CAUSE HOMICIDAL URGES, NOT LIKE THAT IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. - Currently not in the game (Commented out of the code)
| MAY CAUSE HOMICIDAL URGES, NOT LIKE THAT IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. - Currently not in the game (Commented out of the code)
|-
|-
|[[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
|'''Amanita Jelly
!Amanita Jelly
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| It's evil, don't touch it!
| It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
|-
|[[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Omelette
!Cheese Omelette
| 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
| Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
|-
|[[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
![[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
|'''Fried Egg
!Fried Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper
| 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper
| The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
| The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
|-
|[[File:begg.png|50px]]
![[File:begg.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Egg
!Boiled Egg
| 1 Egg, 5 units Water
| 1 Egg, 5 units Water
| Precracked, just eat!
| Precracked, just eat!
|-
|-
|[[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
|'''Eggplant Parmigiana
!Eggplant Parmigiana
| 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
| 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
| Clogs your arteries, healthily!
| Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
|-
|[[File:Chaw.gif|50px]]
![[File:Chaw.gif|50px]]
|'''Chawanmushi
!Chawanmushi
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
| Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
| Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
|-
|[[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
![[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
|'''Fortune Cookie
!Fortune Cookie
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
|-
|[[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
![[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
|'''Kebab
!Kebab
| 2 Meat (Human or Monkey)/tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type)
| 2 Meat (Human or Monkey)/tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type)
| You get a metal rod back after eating.
| You get a metal rod back after eating.
|-
|-
|[[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
![[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
|'''Loaded Baked Potato
!Loaded Baked Potato
| 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge
| 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge
| No bacon bits?
| No bacon bits?
|-
|-
|[[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
![[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Steak
!Meat Steak
| 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat
| 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
|-
|-
|[[File:Sausage.gif|50px]]
![[File:Sausage.gif|50px]]
|'''Sausage
!Sausage
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
| Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
| Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
|-
|[[File:muffins.png|50px]]
![[File:muffins.png|50px]]
|'''Muffins
!Muffins
| 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk
| 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk
| Muffins!
| Muffins!
|-
|-
|[[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
|'''Popcorn
!Popcorn
| 1 Corn
| 1 Corn
| Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
| Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
|-
|-
|[[File:duff.gif|50px]]
![[File:duff.gif|50px]]
|'''Spacy Liberty Duff
!Spacy Liberty Duff
| 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps
| 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps
| The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
| The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
|-
|[[File:Boiledcore.png|50px]]
![[File:Boiledcore.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Slime Core
!Boiled Slime Core
| 1 Slime core, 5 Units of Water
| 1 Slime core, 5 Units of Water
| Magically delicious~ <span style="color:#FFFFFF"> Also poisonous. </span>
| Magically delicious~ <span style="color:#FFFFFF"> Also poisonous. </span>
|-
|-
|[[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
![[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
|'''Warm Donk Pocket
!Warm Donk Pocket
| 5 Flour + 1 Faggot
| 5 Flour + 1 Faggot
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
|-
|[[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
![[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
|'''Wing Fang Chu
!Wing Fang Chu
| 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs)
| 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs)
| At least it wasn't the [[Ian|Head of Personnel's dog]].
| At least it wasn't the [[Ian|Head of Personnel's dog]].
|-
|-
|[[File:enchi.png|50px]]
![[File:enchi.png|50px]]
|'''Enchiladas
!Enchiladas
| 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn.
| 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn.
| Spicy.
| Spicy.
|-
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
![[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
|'''Monkey's Delight
!Monkey's Delight
| 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper.
| 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper.
| EE EEE!
| EE EEE!
|-
|-
|[[File:cracker.png|50px]]
![[File:cracker.png|50px]]
|'''Cracker
!Cracker
| 5 Flour, 1 Salt
| 5 Flour, 1 Salt
| Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
| Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
|-
|[[File:baguette.png|50px]]
![[File:baguette.png|50px]]
|'''Baguette
!Baguette
| 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper.
| 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper.
| The mimes favorite.
| The mimes favorite.
|-
|-
|[[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
![[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
|'''Fish & Chips
!Fish & Chips
| 1 Fries, 1 Carp meat.
| 1 Fries, 1 Carp meat.
| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
|-
|[[File:Ffish.gif|50px]]
![[File:Ffish.gif|50px]]
|'''Fish Fingers
!Fish Fingers
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat
| Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
| Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
|-
|[[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
![[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
|'''Poppy Pretzel
!Poppy Pretzel
| 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour  
| 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour  
| Heals brute damage with opium!
| Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
|-
|[[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
![[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
|'''Candied Apple
!Candied Apple
| 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple
| 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple
| Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
| Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
|-
|[[File:Gtart.gif|50px]]
![[File:Gtart.gif|50px]]
|'''Golden Apple Tart
!Golden Apple Tart
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour
| Tastes like chaos!
| Tastes like chaos!
|-
|-
|[[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
|'''Plump Pie
!Plump Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
|-
|-
|[[File:Biscuit.gif|50px]]
![[File:Biscuit.gif|50px]]
|'''Plump Biscuits
!Plump Biscuits
| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
|-
|[[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
![[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
|'''Amanita Pie
!Amanita Pie
| 5 Flour, 1 Amanita
| 5 Flour, 1 Amanita
| Only slightly toxic, really!
| Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
|-
|[[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
|'''Pumpkin Pie
!Pumpkin Pie
| 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
| 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
|-
|-
|[[File:Chocegg.gif|50px]]
![[File:Chocegg.gif|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Egg
!Chocolate Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
| 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
| NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
| NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
|-
|[[File:Herbsalad.gif|50px]]
![[File:Herbsalad.gif|50px]]
|'''Herb Salad
!Herb Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple
| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
|-
|[[File:Aesirsalad.gif|50px]]
![[File:Aesirsalad.gif|50px]]
|'''Aesir salad
!Aesir salad
| 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple
| 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple
| Duuuuuuuuuude.
| Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
|-
|[[File:Validsalad.gif|50px]]
![[File:Validsalad.gif|50px]]
|'''Valid Salad
!Valid Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
| Heals everyone! <font color="white">Not really</font>
| Heals everyone! <font color="white">Not really</font>
|-
|-
|[[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
![[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
|'''Cherry Pie
!Cherry Pie
| 1 Cherry, 10 Flour
| 1 Cherry, 10 Flour
| "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
| "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
|-
|[[File:Rorosandwich.png|50px]]
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Sandwich
!Jelly Sandwich
| 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly, 2 Breadslice
| 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly, 2 Breadslice
| In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
| In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
|-
|[[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]
![[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Wish Soup
!Wish Soup
| 20 Water
| 20 Water
| Make you wish the chef could cook.
| Make you wish the chef could cook.
|}
|}


==Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing:==
==Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing:==
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.


Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinders other setting '''Juice'''.
Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinders other setting '''Juice'''.


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! style='background-color:Green;'|
! style='background-color:Lightgreen;'|
! style='background-color:Green;'|Blends
! style='background-color:Lightgreen;'|Blends
! style='background-color:Green;'|Condiments
! style='background-color:Lightgreen;'|Condiments
|-
|-
|[[File:Nutriment.png|50px]]
![[File:Nutriment.png|50px]]
|'''Nutriment'''
!Nutriment
| Grind any solid food.
| Grind any solid food.
|-
|-
|[[File:Hotsauce.png|50px]]
![[File:Hotsauce.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil'''
!Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil
| Grind chillies.
| Grind chillies.
|-
|-
|[[File:Coldsauce.png|50px]]
![[File:Coldsauce.png|50px]]
|'''Cold Sauce/Frost Oil'''
!Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
| Grind ice peppers.
| Grind ice peppers.
|-
|-
|[[File:Ketchup.png|50px]]
![[File:Ketchup.png|50px]]
|'''Ketchup'''
!Ketchup
| Grind tomatoes.
| Grind tomatoes.
|-
|-
|[[File:Flour.png|50px]]
![[File:Flour.png|50px]]
|'''Flour'''
!Flour
| Grind wheat.
| Grind wheat.
|-
|-
|[[File:Soysauce.png|50px]]
![[File:Soysauce.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Sauce'''
!Soy Sauce
| Mix 40ml Soy Milk and 10ml Sulphuric Acid for 50ml Soy Sauce
| Mix 40ml Soy Milk and 10ml Sulphuric Acid for 50ml Soy Sauce
|-
|-
|[[File:Salt.png|50px]]
![[File:Salt.png|50px]]
|'''Salt'''
!Salt
| Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), Salt-shakers in cafe.
| Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), Salt-shakers in cafe.
|-
|-
|[[File:pepper.png|50px]]
![[File:pepper.png|50px]]
|'''Pepper'''
!Pepper
| Grind Pepper-mills in cafe.
| Grind Pepper-mills in cafe.
|-
|-
|[[File:Moonshine.PNG|50px]]
![[File:Moonshine.PNG|50px]]
|'''Moonshine'''
!Moonshine
| Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
| Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|-
|[[File:Cheesewheel.gif|50px]]
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|50px]]
|'''Cheese Wheel'''
!Cheese Wheel
| Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
| Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-
|-
|[[File:chocolatebar.gif|50px]]
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Bar'''
!Chocolate Bar
| Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar. End result will magically pop out a chocolate bar.
| Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar. End result will magically pop out a chocolate bar.
|-
|-
|[[File:Tofu.gif|50px]]
![[File:Tofu.gif|50px]]
|'''Tofu'''
!Tofu
| Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
| Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|-
|[[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Vodka'''
!Vodka
| Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Enzyme
| Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Enzyme
|-
|-
|[[File:kahluaglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:kahluaglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Kahlua'''
!Kahlua
| Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 2 Enzyme
| Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 2 Enzyme
|-
|-
|[[File:Wineglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Wineglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Wine'''
!Wine
| Mix 10 berry juice and 2 universal enzyme.
| Mix 10 berry juice and 2 universal enzyme.
|-
|-
|[[File:Berryglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Berryglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Berry Juice'''
!Berry Juice
| Juice berries.
| Juice berries.
|-
|-
|[[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Potato juice'''
!Potato juice
| Juice potatos.
| Juice potatos.
|-
|-
|[[File:orangeglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:orangeglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Orange Juice'''
!Orange Juice
| Juice Orange.
| Juice Orange.
|-
|-
|[[File:greenglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:greenglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Lime Juice'''
!Lime Juice
| Juice Lime.
| Juice Lime.
|-
|-
|[[File:lemonglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:lemonglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Lemon Juice'''
!Lemon Juice
| Juice Lemon.
| Juice Lemon.
|-
|-
|[[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
|'''Watermelon Juice'''
!Watermelon Juice
| Juice watermelon slices.
| Juice watermelon slices.
|-
|-
|[[File:sugar.gif|50px]]
![[File:sugar.gif|50px]]
|'''Sugar'''
!Sugar
| Grind white beet or sugar cane.
| Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
|-
|[[File:sprinkles.gif|50px]]
![[File:sprinkles.gif|50px]]
|'''Sprinkles'''
!Sprinkles
| Grind donuts. (Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.)
| Grind donuts. (Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.)
|-
|-
|}
|}


==Ingredients from Processor==
==Ingredients from Processor==
Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.
Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.


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! style='background-color:Aqua;'|
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Processes
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Processes
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Condiments
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Condiments
|-
|-
|[[File:Faggot.png|50px]]
![[File:Faggot.png|50px]]
|'''Faggot'''
!Faggot
| Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
| Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
|-
|-
|[[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|50px]]
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|50px]]
|'''Slime Jam'''
!Slime Jam
| Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
| Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
|-
|-
|[[File:Fries.png|50px]]
![[File:Fries.png|50px]]
|'''Space Fries'''
!Space Fries
| Process one potato.
| Process one potato.
|-
|-
|[[File:Carrotfries.png|50px]]
![[File:Carrotfries.png|50px]]
|'''Carrot Fries'''
!Carrot Fries
| Process one carrot.
| Process one carrot.
|-
|-
|[[File:Soydope.png|50px]]
![[File:Soydope.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Dope'''
!Soy Dope
| Process one soybean.
| Process one soybean.
|-
|-
|[[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]
![[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti'''
!Spaghetti
| 5 Units of flour in the microwave.
| 5 Units of flour in the microwave.
|-
|-
|}
|}


==Vending==


[[Category:Guides]]
[[Category:Guides]]

Revision as of 10:50, 24 October 2013

Fullness

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Starvation

File:Food1.pngFile:Food2.pngFile:Food3.pngFile:Food4.pngFile:Food5.png
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

Drinks

IMPORTANT:
Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units of the mixer and 50 units of the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!


Picture Cocktail Ingredients
Acid Spit 5 units Wine, 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
Aloe 1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
Amasec 1 unit Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
Andalusia 1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
Anti-Freeze 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
Atomic Bomb 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
B-52 1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
Bahama Mama 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
Banana Honk 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
Barefoot 1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
Beepsky Smash 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
Bilk 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
Black Russian 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
Bloody Mary 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
Booger 1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
Brave Bull 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
Changeling Sting 1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Orange Juice, 1 unit Vodka
Classic Martini 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
Coffee Latte 1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
Cuba Libre 2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
Demons Blood 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
Devil's Kiss 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
Driest Martini 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
Erika Surprise 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
Gin Fizz 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
Gin and Tonic 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
Goldschlager 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
Grog 1 part Water, 1 part Rum
Hippie's Delight 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
Hooch 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
Iced Beer 5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice or 10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil
Iced Coffee 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
Iced Tea 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
Irish Car Bomb 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
Irish Coffee 2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
Irish Cream 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
Manhattan 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
Manhattan Project 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
Margarita 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
Mead 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
Nuka Cola 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
Neurotoxin 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
Patron 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
Red Mead 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
Sbiten 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
Screwdriver 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
Silencer 1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part Sugar
Singulo 5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
Snow White 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
Soy Latte 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
Syndicate Bomb 1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
Tequilla Sunrise 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
The Doctor's Delight 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine
The Manly Dorf 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
Thirteen Loko 1 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Coffee
Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
Toxins Special 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
Vodka Martini 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
Vodka and Tonic 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
Whiskey Cola 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
Whiskey Soda 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
White Russian 1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream


Microwave Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

Recipe Ingredients Notes
Burger 5 Flour, 1 Meat If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
Brain Burger 5 Flour, 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
Clown Burger 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mime Burger 1 Mime Mask, 5 Flour Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofu Burger 5 Flour, 1 Tofu Melts your face!
Spell Burger 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger 5 Flour, 1 Xeno-meat Ali-yum!
File:Metriodburger.gif Slime Burger 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam My insides are burning!
Ghost Burger 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm Terror-ifficly tasty.
Big Bite Burger 3 Meat, 5 Flour Forget the Big Mac.
Super Bite Burger 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
Cuban Carp 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet Slightly toxic.
Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toasted Sandwich 1 Sandwich What was that, Sandwich? Kill them all.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
File:Metroidtoast.png Slime Toast 5 Units of Slime Jam, 1 Bread Slice As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
File:Twobread.gif Two Bread 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine Classy.
Bread 15 Flour Sliceable.
Meatbread 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Tofu-Bread 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour Sliceable.
Xeno-bread 3 Xeno-meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Banana-nut Bread 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Cream Cheese Bread 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Margherita Pizza 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Mushroom Pizza 10 Flour + 5 any Mushrooms Sliceable.
Meat Pizza 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Vegetable Pizza 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Boiled Spaghetti 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti Mama Mia!
Tomato Pasta 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta 2 Tomato Pasta Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Spaghetti & Meatballs 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot. That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
File:Spesslaw.gif Spesslaw 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot. Lawyer's choice!
Meatball Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettle Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato Contains trace amounts of sulpheric acid.
Vegetable Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomato Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes. What, no crackers?
File:Bloodsoup.gif Blood Soup 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes. They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
File:Metriodsoup.gif Slime Soup 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam. Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
File:Clownsoup.gif Clown's Tears 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore. Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
File:Mysterysoup.gif Mystery Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese. This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
File:Mushroomsoup.gif Mushroom Soup 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle. The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
File:Beetsoup.gif Beet Soup 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
File:Stewedsoymeat.gif Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom. The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Cold Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato Ice, ice, baby!
Hot Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Banana Cream Pie 10 Flour, 1 Banana Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berry Clafoutis 10 Flour, 1 Berry It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies 1 Meat, 10 Flour Made of people, or not?
Tofu Pie 1 tofu, 10 Flour Made of plants, or not?
Xeno-pie 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Apple Pie 10 Flour, 1 Apple The traditional dessert.
Vanilla Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk Slicable and boring vanilla flavored.
Carrot Cake 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
Cheese Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk. Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
Apple Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Brain Cake 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
File:Orangecake.gif Orange Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
File:Limecake.gif Lime Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
File:Lemoncake.gif Lemon Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
File:Choccake.gif Chocolate Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jelly Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices Security members recover more morale with these.
Chaos Donuts 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 Hot Sauce, 5 Cold Sauce Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylent Green 2 Human Meat + 15 Flour) SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylen Viridians 15 Flour, 1 Soybean SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Eggs Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin. Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Cheese Fries 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Banana Phone 1 Banana, 1 Radio, 5 units Psilocybin MAY CAUSE HOMICIDAL URGES, NOT LIKE THAT IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. - Currently not in the game (Commented out of the code)
Amanita Jelly 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas It's evil, don't touch it!
Cheese Omelette 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Fried Egg 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Boiled Egg 1 Egg, 5 units Water Precracked, just eat!
Eggplant Parmigiana 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant Clogs your arteries, healthily!
File:Chaw.gif Chawanmushi 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Fortune Cookie 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Kebab 2 Meat (Human or Monkey)/tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type) You get a metal rod back after eating.
Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge No bacon bits?
Meat Steak 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
File:Sausage.gif Sausage 1 Faggot, 1 Meat Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
File:Muffins.png Muffins 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk Muffins!
Popcorn 1 Corn Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
Spacy Liberty Duff 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Boiled Slime Core 1 Slime core, 5 Units of Water Magically delicious~ Also poisonous.
Warm Donk Pocket 5 Flour + 1 Faggot Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Wing Fang Chu 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs) At least it wasn't the Head of Personnel's dog.
Enchiladas 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn. Spicy.
Monkey's Delight 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper. EE EEE!
Cracker 5 Flour, 1 Salt Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Baguette 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper. The mimes favorite.
Fish & Chips 1 Fries, 1 Carp meat. The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
File:Ffish.gif Fish Fingers 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Poppy Pretzel 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour Heals brute damage with opium!
Candied Apple 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple Happy Halloween generic shift!
File:Gtart.gif Golden Apple Tart 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour Tastes like chaos!
Plump Pie 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
File:Biscuit.gif Plump Biscuits 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
Amanita Pie 5 Flour, 1 Amanita Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkin Pie 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
File:Chocegg.gif Chocolate Egg 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
File:Herbsalad.gif Herb Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
File:Aesirsalad.gif Aesir salad 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple Duuuuuuuuuude.
File:Validsalad.gif Valid Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot Heals everyone! Not really
Cherry Pie 1 Cherry, 10 Flour "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Jelly Sandwich 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly, 2 Breadslice In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Wish Soup 20 Water Make you wish the chef could cook.


Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing:

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinders other setting Juice.

Blends Condiments
Nutriment Grind any solid food.
Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Grind chillies.
Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Grind ice peppers.
Ketchup Grind tomatoes.
Flour Grind wheat.
Soy Sauce Mix 40ml Soy Milk and 10ml Sulphuric Acid for 50ml Soy Sauce
Salt Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), Salt-shakers in cafe.
Pepper Grind Pepper-mills in cafe.
File:Moonshine.PNG Moonshine Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar. End result will magically pop out a chocolate bar.
Tofu Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
Vodka Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Enzyme
Kahlua Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 2 Enzyme
Wine Mix 10 berry juice and 2 universal enzyme.
Berry Juice Juice berries.
Potato juice Juice potatos.
Orange Juice Juice Orange.
Lime Juice Juice Lime.
Lemon Juice Juice Lemon.
Watermelon Juice Juice watermelon slices.
Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane.
Sprinkles Grind donuts. (Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.)


Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Processes Condiments
File:Faggot.png Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
Slime Jam Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
Space Fries Process one potato.
Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Soy Dope Process one soybean.
Spaghetti 5 Units of flour in the microwave.