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(Accidentally made them all sortable. Should be fixed now.)
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(→‎Microwave Recipes: Somewhat categorized the microwave recipes.)
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Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.
Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.


{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
===Burgers===
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Pink;'|Picture
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:Pink;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Red;'|Picture
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Pink;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:Red;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Pink;'|Notes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Red;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Red;'|Notes
|-
|-
![[File:burger.png|50px]]
![[File:burger.png|50px]]
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| 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper
| 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
|}
![[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
 
!Cuban Carp
===Breads & Sandwiches===
| 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Picture
|-
! scope="col" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Recipe
![[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Ingredients
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orangered;'|Notes
| 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet
| Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
!Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
!Toasted Sandwich
| 1 Sandwich <span style="color:#F2F2F2"> What was that, Sandwich? </span>
| <span style="color:#F2F2F2"> Kill them all. </span>
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:metroidtoast.png|50px]]
!Slime Toast
| 5 Units of Slime Jam, 1 Bread Slice
| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:Twobread.gif|50px]]
!Two Bread
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
| Classy.
|-
|-
![[File:bread.png|50px]]
![[File:bread.png|50px]]
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| 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges
| 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|50px]]
!Baguette
| 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper.
| The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
!Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
!Toasted Sandwich
| 1 Sandwich <span style="color:#F2F2F2"> What was that, Sandwich? </span>
| <span style="color:#F2F2F2"> Kill them all. </span>
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:metroidtoast.png|50px]]
!Slime Toast
| 5 Units of Slime Jam, 1 Bread Slice
| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:Twobread.gif|50px]]
!Two Bread
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
| Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|50px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
| 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly, 2 Breadslice
| In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|}
===Pizzas===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orange;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Orange;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orange;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Orange;'|Notes
|-
|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
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| 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
| 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|}
===Pastas===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellow;'|Notes
|-
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
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| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
| Lawyer's choice!
| Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
| 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
| Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|}
===Soups & Stews===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Khaki;'|Notes
|-
|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
![[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
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| 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
| 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
|  Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|  Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]
!Wish Soup
| 20 Water
| Make you wish the chef could cook.
|}
===Seafood===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Yellowgreen;'|Notes
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet
| Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
!Cuban Carp
| 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
!Fish & Chips
| 1 Fries, 1 Carp meat.
| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.gif|50px]]
!Fish Fingers
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat
| Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}
===Meat===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Green;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Green;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Green;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Green;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
!Meat Steak
| 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
|-
![[File:Sausage.gif|50px]]
!Sausage
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
| Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|}
===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.gif|50px]]
!Herb Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple
| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.gif|50px]]
!Aesir salad
| 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple
| Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.gif|50px]]
!Valid Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
| Heals everyone! <font color="white">Not really</font>
|}
===Pies===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Aquamarine;'|Notes
|-
|-
![[File:pie.gif|50px]]
![[File:pie.gif|50px]]
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| 10 Flour, 1 Apple
| 10 Flour, 1 Apple
| The traditional dessert.
| The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
!Cherry Pie
| 1 Cherry, 10 Flour
| "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
!Amanita Pie
| 5 Flour, 1 Amanita
| Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
| 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
!Plump Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
|-
![[File:Gtart.gif|50px]]
!Golden Apple Tart
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour
| Tastes like chaos!
|}
===Cakes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightblue;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Lightblue;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightblue;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Lightblue;'|Notes
|-
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
![[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
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| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|}
===Side Dishes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Blue;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Blue;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Blue;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Blue;'|Notes
|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
!Cheese Fries
| 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:banana.png|50px]]
!Banana Phone
| 1 Banana, 1 Radio, 5 units Psilocybin
| MAY CAUSE HOMICIDAL URGES, NOT LIKE THAT IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. - Currently not in the game (Commented out of the code)
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
!Cheese Omelette
| 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
!Fried Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper
| The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:begg.png|50px]]
!Boiled Egg
| 1 Egg, 5 units Water
| Precracked, just eat!
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
| 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge
| No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!Popcorn
| 1 Corn
| Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
!Warm Donk Pocket
| 5 Flour + 1 Faggot
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|}
===Pastries===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Dodgerblue;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Dodgerblue;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Dodgerblue;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Dodgerblue;'|Notes
|-
|-
![[File:donut.png|50px]]
![[File:donut.png|50px]]
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| 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin.
| 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
!Cheese Fries
| 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:banana.png|50px]]
!Banana Phone
| 1 Banana, 1 Radio, 5 units Psilocybin
| MAY CAUSE HOMICIDAL URGES, NOT LIKE THAT IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. - Currently not in the game (Commented out of the code)
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
!Amanita Jelly
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
!Cheese Omelette
| 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
!Fried Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper
| The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:begg.png|50px]]
!Boiled Egg
| 1 Egg, 5 units Water
| Precracked, just eat!
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
| 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
| Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
|-
![[File:Chaw.gif|50px]]
![[File:Chaw.gif|50px]]
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| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
!Kebab
| 2 Meat (Human or Monkey)/tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type)
| You get a metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
| 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge
| No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
!Meat Steak
| 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
|-
![[File:Sausage.gif|50px]]
!Sausage
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
| Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
|-
![[File:muffins.png|50px]]
![[File:muffins.png|50px]]
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| 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk
| 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk
| Muffins!
| Muffins!
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!Popcorn
| 1 Corn
| Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
|-
![[File:duff.gif|50px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
| 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps
| The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Boiledcore.png|50px]]
!Boiled Slime Core
| 1 Slime core, 5 Units of Water
| Magically delicious~ <span style="color:#FFFFFF"> Also poisonous. </span>
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
!Warm Donk Pocket
| 5 Flour + 1 Faggot
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
| 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs)
| At least it wasn't the [[Ian|Head of Personnel's dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|50px]]
!Enchiladas
| 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn.
| Spicy.
|-
![[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
!Monkey's Delight
| 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper.
| EE EEE!
|-
|-
![[File:cracker.png|50px]]
![[File:cracker.png|50px]]
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| 5 Flour, 1 Salt
| 5 Flour, 1 Salt
| Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
| Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:baguette.png|50px]]
!Baguette
| 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper.
| The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
!Fish & Chips
| 1 Fries, 1 Carp meat.
| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.gif|50px]]
!Fish Fingers
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat
| Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
![[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
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| 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour  
| 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour  
| Heals brute damage with opium!
| Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
!Candied Apple
| 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple
| Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:Gtart.gif|50px]]
!Golden Apple Tart
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour
| Tastes like chaos!
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
!Plump Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
|-
|-
![[File:Biscuit.gif|50px]]
![[File:Biscuit.gif|50px]]
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| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
|}
![[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
 
!Amanita Pie
===Sweets===
| 5 Flour, 1 Amanita
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
| Only slightly toxic, really!
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Cyan;'|Picture
|-
! scope="col" style='background-color:Cyan;'|Recipe
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Cyan;'|Ingredients
!Pumpkin Pie
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Cyan;'|Notes
| 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
|-
|-
![[File:Chocegg.gif|50px]]
![[File:Chocegg.gif|50px]]
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| NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
| NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.gif|50px]]
![[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
!Herb Salad
!Candied Apple
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple
| 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple
| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
| Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|}
 
===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Violet;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:Violet;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Violet;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Violet;'|Notes
|-
![[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
!Monkey's Delight
| 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper.
| EE EEE!
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
| 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs)
| At least it wasn't the [[Ian|Head of Personnel's dog]].
|-
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.gif|50px]]
![[File:enchi.png|50px]]
!Aesir salad
!Enchiladas
| 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple
| 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn.
| Duuuuuuuuuude.
| Spicy.
|-
|-
![[File:Validsalad.gif|50px]]
![[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
!Valid Salad
!Kebab
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
| 2 Meat (Human or Monkey)/tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type)
| Heals everyone! <font color="white">Not really</font>
| You get a metal rod back after eating.
|-
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
![[File:Boiledcore.png|50px]]
!Cherry Pie
!Boiled Slime Core
| 1 Cherry, 10 Flour
| 1 Slime core, 5 Units of Water
| "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
| Magically delicious~ <span style="color:#FFFFFF"> Also poisonous. </span>
|-
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|50px]]
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
!Amanita Jelly
| 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly, 2 Breadslice
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
| It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]
![[File:duff.gif|50px]]
!Wish Soup
!Spacy Liberty Duff
| 20 Water
| 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps
| Make you wish the chef could cook.
| The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|}
|}


==Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing:==
==Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing:==

Revision as of 11:45, 24 October 2013

Fullness

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Starvation

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If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

Drinks

IMPORTANT:
Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units of the mixer and 50 units of the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!


Picture Cocktail Ingredients
Acid Spit 5 units Wine, 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
Aloe 1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
Amasec 1 unit Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
Andalusia 1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
Anti-Freeze 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
Atomic Bomb 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
B-52 1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
Bahama Mama 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
Banana Honk 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
Barefoot 1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
Beepsky Smash 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
Bilk 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
Black Russian 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
Bloody Mary 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
Booger 1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
Brave Bull 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
Changeling Sting 1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Orange Juice, 1 unit Vodka
Classic Martini 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
Coffee Latte 1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
Cuba Libre 2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
Demons Blood 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
Devil's Kiss 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
Driest Martini 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
Erika Surprise 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
Gin Fizz 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
Gin and Tonic 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
Goldschlager 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
Grog 1 part Water, 1 part Rum
Hippie's Delight 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
Hooch 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
Iced Beer 5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice or 10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil
Iced Coffee 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
Iced Tea 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
Irish Car Bomb 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
Irish Coffee 2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
Irish Cream 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
Manhattan 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
Manhattan Project 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
Margarita 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
Mead 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
Nuka Cola 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
Neurotoxin 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
Patron 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
Red Mead 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
Sbiten 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
Screwdriver 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
Silencer 1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part Sugar
Singulo 5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
Snow White 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
Soy Latte 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
Syndicate Bomb 1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
Tequilla Sunrise 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
The Doctor's Delight 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine
The Manly Dorf 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
Thirteen Loko 1 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Coffee
Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
Toxins Special 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
Vodka Martini 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
Vodka and Tonic 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
Whiskey Cola 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
Whiskey Soda 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
White Russian 1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream


Microwave Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Burger 5 Flour, 1 Meat If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
Brain Burger 5 Flour, 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
Clown Burger 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mime Burger 1 Mime Mask, 5 Flour Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofu Burger 5 Flour, 1 Tofu Melts your face!
Spell Burger 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger 5 Flour, 1 Xeno-meat Ali-yum!
File:Metriodburger.gif Slime Burger 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam My insides are burning!
Ghost Burger 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm Terror-ifficly tasty.
Big Bite Burger 3 Meat, 5 Flour Forget the Big Mac.
Super Bite Burger 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Bread 15 Flour Sliceable.
Meatbread 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Tofu-Bread 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour Sliceable.
Xeno-bread 3 Xeno-meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Banana-nut Bread 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Cream Cheese Bread 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Baguette 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper. The mimes favorite.
Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toasted Sandwich 1 Sandwich What was that, Sandwich? Kill them all.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
File:Metroidtoast.png Slime Toast 5 Units of Slime Jam, 1 Bread Slice As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
File:Twobread.gif Two Bread 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine Classy.
Jelly Sandwich 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly, 2 Breadslice In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Margherita Pizza 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Mushroom Pizza 10 Flour + 5 any Mushrooms Sliceable.
Meat Pizza 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Vegetable Pizza 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato Sliceable.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Boiled Spaghetti 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti Mama Mia!
Tomato Pasta 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta 2 Tomato Pasta Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Spaghetti & Meatballs 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot. That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
File:Spesslaw.gif Spesslaw 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot. Lawyer's choice!
Eggplant Parmigiana 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant Clogs your arteries, healthily!

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatball Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettle Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato Contains trace amounts of sulpheric acid.
Vegetable Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomato Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes. What, no crackers?
File:Bloodsoup.gif Blood Soup 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes. They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
File:Metriodsoup.gif Slime Soup 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam. Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
File:Clownsoup.gif Clown's Tears 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore. Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
File:Mysterysoup.gif Mystery Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese. This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
File:Mushroomsoup.gif Mushroom Soup 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle. The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
File:Beetsoup.gif Beet Soup 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
File:Stewedsoymeat.gif Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom. The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Cold Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato Ice, ice, baby!
Hot Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Wish Soup 20 Water Make you wish the chef could cook.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet Slightly toxic.
Cuban Carp 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fish & Chips 1 Fries, 1 Carp meat. The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
File:Ffish.gif Fish Fingers 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meat Steak 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
File:Sausage.gif Sausage 1 Faggot, 1 Meat Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
File:Herbsalad.gif Herb Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
File:Aesirsalad.gif Aesir salad 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple Duuuuuuuuuude.
File:Validsalad.gif Valid Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot Heals everyone! Not really

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Banana Cream Pie 10 Flour, 1 Banana Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berry Clafoutis 10 Flour, 1 Berry It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies 1 Meat, 10 Flour Made of people, or not?
Tofu Pie 1 tofu, 10 Flour Made of plants, or not?
Xeno-pie 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Apple Pie 10 Flour, 1 Apple The traditional dessert.
Cherry Pie 1 Cherry, 10 Flour "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amanita Pie 5 Flour, 1 Amanita Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkin Pie 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
Plump Pie 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
File:Gtart.gif Golden Apple Tart 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour Tastes like chaos!

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Vanilla Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk Slicable and boring vanilla flavored.
Carrot Cake 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
Cheese Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk. Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
Apple Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Brain Cake 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
File:Orangecake.gif Orange Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
File:Limecake.gif Lime Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
File:Lemoncake.gif Lemon Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
File:Choccake.gif Chocolate Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Cheese Fries 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Banana Phone 1 Banana, 1 Radio, 5 units Psilocybin MAY CAUSE HOMICIDAL URGES, NOT LIKE THAT IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. - Currently not in the game (Commented out of the code)
Cheese Omelette 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Fried Egg 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Boiled Egg 1 Egg, 5 units Water Precracked, just eat!
Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge No bacon bits?
Popcorn 1 Corn Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
Warm Donk Pocket 5 Flour + 1 Faggot Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jelly Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices Security members recover more morale with these.
Chaos Donuts 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 Hot Sauce, 5 Cold Sauce Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylent Green 2 Human Meat + 15 Flour) SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylen Viridians 15 Flour, 1 Soybean SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Eggs Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin. Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
File:Chaw.gif Chawanmushi 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Fortune Cookie 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
File:Muffins.png Muffins 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk Muffins!
Cracker 5 Flour, 1 Salt Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Poppy Pretzel 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour Heals brute damage with opium!
File:Biscuit.gif Plump Biscuits 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
File:Chocegg.gif Chocolate Egg 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Candied Apple 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple Happy Halloween generic shift!

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Monkey's Delight 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper. EE EEE!
Wing Fang Chu 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs) At least it wasn't the Head of Personnel's dog.
Enchiladas 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn. Spicy.
Kebab 2 Meat (Human or Monkey)/tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type) You get a metal rod back after eating.
Boiled Slime Core 1 Slime core, 5 Units of Water Magically delicious~ Also poisonous.
Amanita Jelly 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas It's evil, don't touch it!
Spacy Liberty Duff 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.

Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing:

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinders other setting Juice.

Picture Blends Condiments
Nutriment Grind any solid food.
Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Grind chillies.
Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Grind ice peppers.
Ketchup Grind tomatoes.
Flour Grind wheat.
Soy Sauce Mix 40ml Soy Milk and 10ml Sulphuric Acid for 50ml Soy Sauce
Salt Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), Salt-shakers in cafe.
Pepper Grind Pepper-mills in cafe.
File:Moonshine.PNG Moonshine Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar. End result will magically pop out a chocolate bar.
Tofu Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
Vodka Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Enzyme
Kahlua Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 2 Enzyme
Wine Mix 10 berry juice and 2 universal enzyme.
Berry Juice Juice berries.
Potato juice Juice potatos.
Orange Juice Juice Orange.
Lime Juice Juice Lime.
Lemon Juice Juice Lemon.
Watermelon Juice Juice watermelon slices.
Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane.
Sprinkles Grind donuts. (Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.)


Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Picture Processes Condiments
File:Faggot.png Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
Slime Jam Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
Space Fries Process one potato.
Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Soy Dope Process one soybean.
Spaghetti 5 Units of flour in the microwave.