Guide to food and drinks

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Fullness

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.

Drinks

IMPORTANT:
Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units the mixer and 50 units the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!

The lower is the strength value, the stronger is the drink.

Icon Cocktail Strength Ingredients Drink Description Notes
Acid Spit 45 5 parts Wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
Ale 55 1 part Ale A warm pint of delicious Ale
Allies Cocktail 35 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka A drink made from your allies. Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
Aloe 35 1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Whiskey Very, very, very good.
Amasec 35 1 part Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka Always handy before COMBAT!!! Warhammer 40k drink
Andalusia 35 1 part Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice A nice, strange named drink.
Anti-Freeze 25 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Ice The ultimate refreshment. Heats you up if you are frozen
Atomic Bomb N/A 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping
B-52 25 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Cognac Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. IBA Official Cocktail
Bahama Mama 35 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Ice Tropic cocktail Existing cocktail
Banana Honk 25 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar A drink from Clown Heaven. Heals clowns
Barefoot 45 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice Barefoot and pregnant
Beepsky Smash 25 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. Repeatedly stuns
Beer 55 1 part Beer A freezing pint of beer
Bilk 55 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. Slowly heals brute damage
Black Russian 35 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. IBA official cocktail
Bloody Mary 35 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. IBA official cocktail
Booger 45 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice Ewww...
Brave Bull 35 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua Tequilla and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. Existing cocktail
Changeling Sting 15 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Vodka A stingy drink.
Classic Martini 35 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. IBA official cocktail
Coffee Latte N/A 1 part Coffee, 1 part Milk A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsyness, wakes up, heats up if frozen
Cuba Libre 45 2 parts Rum, 1 part Space Cola A classic mix of rum and cola. IBA official cocktail
Demons Blood 35 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
Devil's Kiss 35 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua Creepy time!
Driest Martini 25 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
Erika Surprise 35 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice The surprise is, it's green!
Gin Fizz 45 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. IBA Official Cocktail
Gin and Tonic 55 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Goldschlager 25 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. Exists in real world
Grog 90 1 part Water, 1 part Rum A fine and cepa drink for Space. Exists in real world
Hippie's Delight N/A 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
Hooch 35 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Welder Fuel You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era
Iced Beer 55 5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice or 10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. Cools you down if overheated
Iced Coffee N/A 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee A drink to perk you up and refresh you! Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsyness and sleep
Iced Tea N/A 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsyness and sleep, heals toxin damage
Irish Car Bomb 25 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale An irish car bomb. Exists in real world
Irish Coffee 35 2 parts Irish Cream, 2 parts Coffee Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. IBA Official Cocktail
Irish Cream 35 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Milk Cream It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? Exists in real world
Long Island Iced Tea 25 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattan 45 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... IBA Official Cocktail
Manhattan Project 15 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station. Makes you druggy
Margarita 35 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~! IBA Official Cocktail
Mead 45 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzyme A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. Exists in real world
Nuka Cola N/A 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you hyperzine speed
Drink if Fallout
Neurotoxin N/A 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. Stuns you repeatedly
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster N/A 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy
Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Patron 45 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. Exists in real world
Red Mead 45 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
Sbiten 35 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. Heats you up is you are frozen
Exists in real world
Screwdriver 35 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. IBA Official Cocktail
Silencer 15 1 part Nothing, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar A drink from mime Heaven. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals mimes.
Singulo 15 5 parts Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine A blue-space beverage.
Snow White 45 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime A cold refreshment.
Soy Latte N/A 1 part Coffee, 1 part SoyMilk A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsyness and sleeping, heats up if frozen, heals brute damage
Syndicate Bomb 15 1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer A syndicate bomb. Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
Tequilla Sunrise 35 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... IBA Official Cocktail
Doctor's Delight N/A 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. Heals oxygen, brute, burn, toxin damage, dizziness and confusion
The Manly Dorf 45 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
Thirteen Loko 35 1 part Vodka, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Coffee This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass Wakes you up, cools you down if overheated
Three Mile Island Iced Tea 15 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. Makes you druggy
Toxins Special 15 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma Whoah, this thing is on FIRE Heats you up if frozen
Vodka Martini 25 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
Vodka and Tonic 35 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
Whiskey Cola 35 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Space Cola An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
Whiskey Soda 35 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water Ultimate refreshment.
White Russian ??? 1 Black Russian, 1 part Milk Cream A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
..What? ??? You can't really tell what this is.

Microwave Recipes

Note: Space Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and SoyMilk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers. They can be poured directly into the microwave.

Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Meat If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon in the microwave it will color the burger.
Brain Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Alkysine.
Clown Burger 1 Clown Mask + 5 units Flour Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mime Burger 1 Mime Mask + 5 units Flour Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofu Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Tofu Melts your face!
Spell Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Wizard Hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger 5 units Flour + 1 Xeno Meat Ali-yum!
Jelly Burger 15 units Flour + 5 units Slime Jam or 5 units Cherry Jelly My insides are burning!
Ghost Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Ectoplasm Terror-ifficly tasty.
Appendix Burger 5 units Flour + 1 Appendix Tastes like appendicitis
Big Bite Burger 3 Meats + 5 units Flour Forget the Big Mac.
Super Bite Burger 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges + 5 Meats + 4 Tomatoes + 2 Eggs + 5 units Salt + 5 units Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Bread 15 units Flour Sliceable.
Bread Slice Slice up a Bread with a knife to get 5 of these Sliceable.
Meatbread 3 Meats + 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Tofu-Bread 3 Tofus + 3 Cheese Wedges + 15 units Flour Sliceable.
Xeno-Bread 3 Xeno Meats + 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Spider Meatloaf 3 Spider Meats + 15 units Flour + 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. Green but delicious.
Banana-nut Bread 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Milk + 1 Banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Cream Cheese Bread 15 units Flour + 2 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Baguette 10 units Flour + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper The mimes favorite.
Sandwich 2 Bread Slices + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Cheese Wedge Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toasted Sandwich 1 Sandwich What was that, Sandwich? Kill them all.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 Bread Slices + 1 Cheese Wedge Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jelly Toast 1 Bread Slice + 5 units Slime Jam or Cherry Jelly As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Two Bread 2 Bread Slices + 5 Wine Classy.
Jelly Sandwich 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jam + 2 Bread Slices In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Not-a-Sandwich 1 Fake Moustache + 2 Bread Slices Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
Ice Cream Sandwich 1 Ice Cream + 5 units Ice + 5 units Milk Cream Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Margherita Pizza 10 units Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Mushroom Pizza 10 units Flour + 5 any Mushrooms Sliceable.
Meat Pizza 10 units Flour + 3 Meats + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Vegetable Pizza 10 units Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato Sliceable. Contains Imidazoline.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Spaghetti 5 units units Flour The main ingredient for spaghetti recipes.
Boiled Spaghetti 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti Mama Mia!
Tomato Pasta 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta 2 Tomato Pastas Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Spaghetti & Meatballs 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti + 2 Faggots That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw 5 units Water + 1 Spaghetti + 4 Faggots Lawyer's choice!
Eggplant Parmigiana 2 Cheese Wedges + 1 Eggplant Clogs your arteries, healthily!

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatball Soup 10 units Water + 1 Faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettle Soup 10 units Water + 1 Nettle + 1 Egg + 1 Potato Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Tricordrazine.
Vegetable Soup 10 units Water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomato Soup 10 units Water + 2 Tomatoes What, no crackers?
Blood Soup 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
File:Metriodsoup.png Slime Soup 10 units Water + 5 units Slime Jam Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clown's Tears 10 units Water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
Mystery Soup 10 units Water + 1 failed recipe + 1 Tofu + 1 Egg + 1 Cheese Wedge This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroom Soup 5 units Water + 5 units Space Milk + 1 Chanterelle The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beet Soup 10 units Water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo Soup 10 units Water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 Tofus Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dopes + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew 10 units Water + 1 Meat + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold. Contains Imidazoline
Cold Chili Stew 1 Meat + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato Ice, ice, baby!
Hot Chili Stew 1 Meat + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Wish Soup 20 units Water Make you wish the chef could cook.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Imitation Carp Fillet 5 units Carpotoxin + 1 Tofu Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 5 units Flour + 1 Carp Fillet Slightly toxic.
Cuban Carp 1 Carp Fillet + 5 units Flour + 1 Chili Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fish & Chips 1 Space Fries + 1 Carp meat The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Fish Fingers 10 units Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Carp meat Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Carp Sashimi 1 Spider Egg + 1 Carp meat + 10 units Soy Sauce Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meat Steak 1 Meat + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
Sausage 1 Faggot + 1 Meat Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
Boiled Spider Leg 1 Spider Leg + 10 units Water Well, may as well make it useful!
Green Eggs and Ham 1 Spider Meat + 1 Spider Egg + 1 Salt You swear it's still moving.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Herb Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesir Salad 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple Duuuuuuuuuude. Contains Tricordrazine.
Valid Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 Faggot Heals everyone! Not really

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Banana Cream Pie 10 units Flour + 1 Banana Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berry Clafoutis 10 units Flour + 1 Berry It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies 1 Meat + 10 units Flour Made of people, or not?
Tofu Pie 1 Tofu + 10 units Flour Made of plants, or not?
Xeno Pie 1 Xeno Meat + 10 units Flour A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Apple Pie 10 units Flour + 1 Apple The traditional dessert.
Cherry Pie 1 Cherry + 10 units Flour "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amanita Pie 5 units Flour + 1 Amanita Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkin Pie 1 Pumpkin + 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units Space Milk + 5 units Sugar Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
Plump Pie 10 units Flour + 1 Plump Helmet Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
Golden Apple Tart 5 units Space Milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple + 1 Egg + 15 units Flour Tastes like chaos!

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Vanilla Cake 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Space Milk Slicable and boring vanilla flavored.
Carrot Cake 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Space Milk + 2 Carrots Slicable. Heals eye trauma, contains Imidazoline.
Cheese Cake 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 5 units Space Milk + 2 Cheese Wedges Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday Cake 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs + 1 Cake Hat + 5 units Space Milk Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members.
Apple Cake 5 units Space Milk + 2 Apples + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.
Brain Cake 5 units Space Milk + 1 Brain + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains. Contains alkysine.
Orange Cake 5 units Space Milk + 2 Oranges + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.
Lime Cake 5 units Space Milk + 2 Limes + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.
Lemon Cake 5 units Space Milk + 2 Lemons + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.
Chocolate Cake 5 units Space Milk + 2 Chocolate Bars + 15 units Flour + 3 Eggs Sliceable.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Cheese Fries 1 Space Fries + 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Cheese Omelette 2 Eggs + 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Fried Egg 1 Egg + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Boiled Egg 1 Egg + 5 units Water Precracked, just eat!
Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge No bacon bits?
Popcorn 1 Corn Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
Warm Donk Pocket 5 units Flour + 1 Faggot Contains Tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Hot Dog 1 Bread Slice + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
Eggs Benedict 1 Fried Egg + 1 Meat Steak + 1 Bread Slice There is only one egg on this, how rude.
Tin of Beans 2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Donut 5 units Flour + 1 Egg Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jelly Donut 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units Berry Juice or Slime Jam or Cherry Jelly Security members recover more morale with these.
Chaos Donuts 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylent Green 2 Human Meats + 15 units Flour) SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylen Viridians 15 units Flour + 1 Soy Bean SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles 10 units Flour + 2 Eggs Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle Waffles 10 units Flour + 2 Eggs + 5 units Psilocybin Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Chawanmushi 5 units Water + 5 units Soy Sauce + 2 Eggs + 1 Chanterelle Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Fortune Cookie 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Sugar Cookie 5 units Flour + 1 Egg + 5 units Sugar Just like your little sister used to make.
Muffin 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Space Milk Muffin!
Berry Muffin 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Space Milk + 1 Berry A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
Booberry Muffin 1 Egg + 5 units Flour + 5 units Space Milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
Cracker 5 units Flour + 1 Salt Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Poppy Pretzel 1 Poppy Seed + 1 Egg + 5 units Flour Heals brute damage with opium!
Plump Biscuits 5 units Flour + 1 Plump Helmet The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Chocolate Egg 1 Egg + 1 Chocolate Bar NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Candied Apple 5 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 1 Apple Happy Halloween generic shift!

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Monkey's Delight 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units Flour + 1 unit Salt + 1 unit Pepper EE EEE!
Wing Fang Chu 5 units Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno Meat At least it wasn't the dog.
Enchiladas 1 Meat + 2 Chilis + 1 Corn Spicy.
Egg Wrap 1 Fried Egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units Soysauce The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
Kebab 2 Meats/Tofus (meat must be same type!) + Metal Rod You get the metal rod back after eating.
Boiled Slime Core 1 Slime core + 5 units Water Magically delicious~ Also poisonous.
Amanita Jelly 5 units Water + 5 units Vodka + 3 Amanitas It's evil, don't touch it!
Spacy Liberty Duff 5 units Water + 5 units Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Meat Bun 5 units Soy Sauce + 5 units units Flour + 1 Faggot + 1 Cabbage Has the potential to not be Dog.

Ice Cream Vat

Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Waffle Cone 1 unit units Flour + 1 unit Sugar Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
Chocolate Cone 1 Waffle Cone + 1 Chocolate Flavouring (obtained from Chocolate) Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
Vanilla Ice Cream 1 unit Space Milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Strawberry Ice Cream 1 unit Space Milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
Chocolate Ice Cream 1 unit Space Milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Chocolate flavouring is obtained from Cocoa powder.
Blue Ice Cream 1 unit Space Milk + 1 unit Sugar Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone. Blue flavouring is obtained from bluespace tomato singulo.


Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends How to Acquire
Universal Enzyme Found on the Chef's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay
Nutriment Grind any solid food
Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Grind chilis
Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Grind ice peppers
Ketchup Grind tomatoes
Flour Grind wheat
SoyMilk Grind soy beans
Space Milk Milk a cow using a bucket
Soy Sauce Mix 40 units SoyMilk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid
Salt Mix Sodium + Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe
Pepper Grind pepper-mills in cafe
Moonshine Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 Universal Enzyme
Cheese Wheel Mix 40 Milk + 5 Universal Enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese
Cheese Wedge Slice up a Cheese Wheel with a knife
Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units Space Milk/SoyMilk + 2 units Sugar
Tofu Mix 10 SoyMilk + 5 Universal Enzyme
Vodka Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Universal Enzyme
Kahlua Mix 5 Coffee + 5 Sugar + 2 Universal Enzyme
Wine Mix 10 Berry Juice + 2 Universal Enzyme
Tea Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units Water
Coffee Grind dried coffee leaves to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units Water
Berry Juice Juice berries
Poison Berry Juice Juice poison berries. POISONOUS!
Potato Juice Juice potatoes
Tomato Juice Juice tomatoes
Orange Juice Juice oranges
Banana Juice Juice bananas
Carrot Juice Juice carrots
Lime Juice Juice limes
Lemon Juice Juice lemons
Watermelon Juice Juice watermelon slices
Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane
Sprinkles Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force)
Cherry Jelly (My favorite!) Grind cherries

Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Picture Processes Condiments
File:Faggot.png Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat
Slime Jam Process one slime Note: Eating this will kill you
Space Fries Process one potato
Carrot Fries Process one carrot
Soy Dope Process one soy bean


Vending Machine Food

Junk Food

If you're hungry and the Chef is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Note that the Chef cannot (or doesn't want to) make these.

Picture Dispenses Description
Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you a little.
Cup Ramen Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment, filling you mildly.
Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment, making it a filling snack!
4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment, making it a very filling snack!
Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of small amount of sugar.
Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment, making it a filling snack!

Junk Drinks

If you feel like drinking something which has no alcohol in it (why on earth would you want to do that?), look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
Space Cola Cola. in space.
Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind.
Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors.
Star-kist Made up of Cola and Orange Juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you Lemon Lime.

Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Notice, consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised.

Picture Dispenses Description
Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
Dutch Hot Coco Contains hot coco. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco.