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Recipe
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Ingredients
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Taste
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Nutritional Value
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Notes
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Human Burger
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1 bun + 1 Human Patty
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7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin
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Will share the name of the person the meat was taken from. A bloody burger.
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Burger
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1 bun + 1 Plain Patty
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7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin
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Has a 1% chance to be renamed "steamed ham" when cooked. The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.
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Corgi Burger
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1 bun + 1 Corgi Patty
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5 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin
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You monster.
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Appendix Burger
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1 bun + 1 appendix
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8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
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Tastes like appendicitis.
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Brainburger
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1 bun + 1 brain
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8 Nutriment, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
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A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient.
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Xenoburger
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1 bun + 1 Xeno Patty
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9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
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Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy.
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Bearger
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1 bun + 1 Bear Patty
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19 Nutriment, 5 Morphine, 8 Vitamin, 6 Cooking Oil
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Best served rawr.
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Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
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1 bun + 1 carp fillet + 1 cheese wedge
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10 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 6 Vitamin
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Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp.
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Tofu Burger
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1 bun + 1 tofu
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6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
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What.. is that meat?
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Ghost Burger
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1 bun + 1 ectoplasm + 2 units salt
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7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 5 Salt
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Might move on its own, wail some spooky sounds or spew ectoplasm. Too Spooky!
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Clown Burger
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1 bun + 1 clown mask
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6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Juice
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This tastes funny...
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Mime Burger
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1 bun + 1 mime mask
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6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
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Its taste defies language.
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Colored Burger
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1 bun + 1 crayon + 1 Plain Patty
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7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin, 10 Dye Powder
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Will be the same color as the crayon used while making it. The available colors are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white.
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Spell Burger
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1 bun + 1 wizard hat
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8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
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This is absolutely Ei Nath.
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Big Bite Burger
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1 bun + 2 cheese wedges + 3 Plain Patty
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23 Nutriment, 6 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin
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Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!
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Super Bite Burger
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1 bun + 5 units salt + 5 units pepper + 4 tomatoes + 3 cheese wedges + 1 boiled egg + 1 bacon + 5 Plain Patty
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63 Nutriment, 15 Cooking Oil, 32 Vitamin, 5 Egg Yolk
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This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!
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(Slime) Jelly Burger
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1 bun + 5 units slime jelly
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2 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 5 Vitamin
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Visually identical to the cherry jelly burger. Culinary delight..?
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(Cherry) Jelly Burger
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1 bun + 5 units cherry jelly
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2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
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Visually identical to the slime jelly burger. Culinary delight..?
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Five Alarm Burger
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1 bun + 2 ghost chilis + 1 Plain Patty
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15 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin, 32 Condensed Capsaicin, 58 Capsaicin Oil
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HOT! HOT!
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Rat Burger
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1 bun + 1 dead mouse
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6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 2 Blood
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Pretty much what you'd expect...
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Home Run Baseball Burger
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1 bun + 1 baseball bat
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3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
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It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
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Bacon Burger
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1 bun + 3 bacon
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16 Nutriment, 15 Cooking Oil, 4 Vitamin
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The perfect combination of all things American.
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Empowered Burger
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1 bun + 2 plasma sheets
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2 Nutriment
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It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
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Crab Burger
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1 bun + 2 crab meat
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10 Nutriment, 10 Cooking Oil, 4 Vitamin
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A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
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Cheese Burger
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1 bun + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Plain Patty
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10 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin
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This noble burger stands proudly clad in golden cheese.
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Soylent Burger
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1 bun + 1 Soylent Green + 2 cheese wedges
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25 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin
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A eco-friendly burger made using upcycled low value biomass.
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McRib
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1 bun + 1 BBQ ribs + 1 onion slices
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16 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 7.5 Vitamin, 5 BBQ Sauce
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An elusive rib shaped burger with limited availablity across the galaxy. Not as good as you remember it.
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McGuffin
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1 bun + 1 fried egg + 2 bacon
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8 Egg Yolk, 8 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 10 Cooking Oil
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A cheap and greasy imitation of an eggs benedict.
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Chicken Sandwich
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1 bun + 5 units mayonnaise + 1 Chicken Patty
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9 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 1 Vitamin, 3 mayonnaise
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The so-called classic poultry bread cage. Considering how processed this is, the taste holds up pretty well.
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Crazy Hamburger
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1 bun + 2 chilis + 20 units cooking oil + 2 death nettles + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Plain Patty
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26 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin, 28 Capsaicin Oil, 28 Fluorosulfuric Acid
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Crazy hamburger! It is horrible!
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