Template:FoodCategory/Burgers

Picture	Recipe	Ingredients	Taste	Nutritional Value	Notes
	Human Burger	1 bun + 1 Human Patty	7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin	Will share the name of the person the meat was taken from. A bloody burger.
	Burger	1 bun + 1 Plain Patty	7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin	Has a 1% chance to be renamed "steamed ham" when cooked. The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.
	Corgi Burger	1 bun + 1 Corgi Patty	5 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 5 Vitamin	You monster.
	Appendix Burger	1 bun + 1 appendix	8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin	Tastes like appendicitis.
	Brainburger	1 bun + 1 brain	8 Nutriment, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin	A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient.
	Xenoburger	1 bun + 1 Xeno Patty	9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin	Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy.
	Bearger	1 bun + 1 Bear Patty	19 Nutriment, 5 Morphine, 8 Vitamin, 6 Cooking Oil	Best served rawr.
	Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich	1 bun + 1 carp fillet + 1 cheese wedge	10 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 6 Vitamin	Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp.
	Tofu Burger	1 bun + 1 tofu	6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin	What.. is that meat?
	Ghost Burger	1 bun + 1 ectoplasm + 2 units salt	7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin, 5 Salt	Might move on its own, wail some spooky sounds or spew ectoplasm. Too Spooky!
	Clown Burger	1 bun + 1 clown mask	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana Juice	This tastes funny...
	Mime Burger	1 bun + 1 mime mask	6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing	Its taste defies language.
	Colored Burger	1 bun + 1 crayon + 1 Plain Patty	7 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin, 10 Dye Powder	Will be the same color as the crayon used while making it. The available colors are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white.
	Spell Burger	1 bun + 1 wizard hat	8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin	This is absolutely Ei Nath.
	Big Bite Burger	1 bun + 2 cheese wedges + 3 Plain Patty	23 Nutriment, 6 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin	Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!
	Super Bite Burger	1 bun + 5 units salt + 5 units pepper + 4 tomatoes + 3 cheese wedges + 1 boiled egg + 1 bacon + 5 Plain Patty	63 Nutriment, 15 Cooking Oil, 32 Vitamin, 5 Egg Yolk	This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!
	(Slime) Jelly Burger	1 bun + 5 units slime jelly	2 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 5 Vitamin	Visually identical to the cherry jelly burger. Culinary delight..?
	(Cherry) Jelly Burger	1 bun + 5 units cherry jelly	2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin	Visually identical to the slime jelly burger. Culinary delight..?
	Five Alarm Burger	1 bun + 2 ghost chilis + 1 Plain Patty	15 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin, 32 Condensed Capsaicin, 58 Capsaicin Oil	HOT! HOT!
	Rat Burger	1 bun + 1 dead mouse	6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 2 Blood	Pretty much what you'd expect...
	Home Run Baseball Burger	1 bun + 1 baseball bat	3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin	It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
	Bacon Burger	1 bun + 3 bacon	16 Nutriment, 15 Cooking Oil, 4 Vitamin	The perfect combination of all things American.
	Empowered Burger	1 bun + 2 plasma sheets	2 Nutriment	It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
	Crab Burger	1 bun + 2 crab meat	10 Nutriment, 10 Cooking Oil, 4 Vitamin	A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
	Cheese Burger	1 bun + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Plain Patty	10 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 2 Vitamin	This noble burger stands proudly clad in golden cheese.
	Soylent Burger	1 bun + 1 Soylent Green + 2 cheese wedges	25 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 6 Vitamin	A eco-friendly burger made using upcycled low value biomass.
	McRib	1 bun + 1 BBQ ribs + 1 onion slices	16 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 7.5 Vitamin, 5 BBQ Sauce	An elusive rib shaped burger with limited availablity across the galaxy. Not as good as you remember it.
	McGuffin	1 bun + 1 fried egg + 2 bacon	8 Egg Yolk, 8 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 10 Cooking Oil	A cheap and greasy imitation of an eggs benedict.
	Chicken Sandwich	1 bun + 5 units mayonnaise + 1 Chicken Patty	9 Nutriment, 4 Cooking Oil, 1 Vitamin, 3 mayonnaise	The so-called classic poultry bread cage. Considering how processed this is, the taste holds up pretty well.
	Crazy Hamburger	1 bun + 2 chilis + 20 units cooking oil + 2 death nettles + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Plain Patty	26 Nutriment, 2 Cooking Oil, 11 Vitamin, 28 Capsaicin Oil, 28 Fluorosulfuric Acid	Crazy hamburger! It is horrible!