Guide to Drinks

Drinks

Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.
0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients

Picture	Cocktail	Strength	Ingredients	Drink Description	Notes
	Absinthe	80	1 part Absinthe Break an egg into a beaker	A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.	Has a 10% chance to cause hallucinations per tick unless you have alcohol tolerance. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
	Ale	65	1 part ale	A warm pint of delicious ale.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
	Applejack	20	1 part applejack	The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
	Apple Juice	N/A	1 part apple juice	The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.	To acquire: Juice an apple.
	Banana Juice	N/A	1 part banana juice	The raw essence of a banana. HONK	Heals clowns and monkeys of 1 brute and burn damage per tick. To acquire: Juice bananas.
	Beer	25	1 part beer	A freezing pint of beer.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
	Berry Juice	N/A	1 part berry juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?	To acquire: Juice berries.
	Carrot juice	N/A	1 part carrot juice	It is just like a carrot but without crunching.	Heals eye damage. To acquire: Juice carrots.
	Champagne	40	1 part champagne	A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.	To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
	Clown's Tears	N/A	1 part clown's tears	Not very funny.	To acquire: Grind some clown's tears soup.
	Coffee	N/A	1 part coffee	Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, causes jittering, heats up if frozen, and purges frost oil. Overdose at 80 units. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks vending machines.
	Cognac	75	1 part cognac	Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Milk glass.png	Creme de Coconut	20	1 part creme de coconut	A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
	Creme de Menthe	20	1 part creme de menthe	A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
	Creme de Cacao	20	1 part creme de cacao	A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
	Dr. Gibb	N/A	1 part Dr. Gibb	Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.	Reduces drowsiness, and cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Fernet	80	1 part Fernet	Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.	Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. To acquire: In hacked Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Garlic Juice	N/A	1 part garlic juice	Grinded (not juiced) garlic. Chefs love it.	20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). To acquire: Grind garlic.
	Gin	45	1 part gin	It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
	Grenadine	N/A	1 part grenadine	Delicious flavored syrup.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat or In Soda Dispenser.
	Ice	N/A	1 part ice	Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...	Cools you down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Hard Cider	25	1 part hard cider	Apple juice, for adults.	Gives nutrition. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
File:Holy water glass.png	Holy Water	N/A	1 part holy water	A glass of holy water.	Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism. To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
	Kahlúa	45	1 part Kahlúa	DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleeping, and makes you jittery. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
	Lemon Juice	N/A	1 part lemon juice	Sour...	To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
	Lemon-Lime	N/A	1 part Lemon-Lime	You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.	Cools you down if overheated. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Lime Juice	N/A	1 part lime juice	A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.	Has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
	Menthol	N/A	1 part menthol	Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.	Prevents coughing. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
File:Milk glass.png	Milk	N/A	1 part milk	White and nutritious goodness!	Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick and purges capsaicin oil. Overdose at 500 units. To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
	Cream	N/A	1 part cream	Ewwww...	Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute damage per tick. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
File:Nothing glass.png	Nothing	N/A	1 part nothing	Absolutely nothing.	Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn damage and mutes them. To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
	Orange Juice	N/A	1 part orange juice	Vitamins! Yay!	Has a 30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage per tick. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
	Parsnip Juice	N/A	1 part parsnip juice	Why...	To acquire: Juice a parsnip.
	Peach Juice	N/A	1 part peach juice	Just peachy.	To acquire: Canned in maintenance peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.
	Pineapple Juice	N/A	1 part pineapple juice	Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.	To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
	Poison Berry Juice	N/A	1 part poison berry juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?	Shows up as "Berry Juice" but has a slightly darker color. Does 1 toxin damage per tick. To acquire: Juice poison berries.
	Potato Juice	N/A	1 part potato juice	Bleh...	Gives nutrition. Metabolism rate of 0.8 units per tick. To acquire: Juice potatoes.
	Rum	60	1 part rum	Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Sake	70	1 part sake	A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
File:Soda water glass.png	Soda Water	N/A	1 part soda water	Why not make a scotch and soda?	Reduces dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
File:Soy milk glass.png	Soy Milk	N/A	1 part soy milk	White and nutritious soy goodness!	Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute damage per tick. To acquire: From Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
	Space Cola	N/A	1 part Space Cola	A glass of refreshing Space Cola.	Cools down if overheated, and reduces drowsiness. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
	Space Mountain Wind	N/A	1 part Space Mountain Wind	Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.	Reduces drowsiness and sleeping, makes you jitter, and cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Space-Up	N/A	1 part Space-Up	Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.	Cools down if overheated. To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
	Tea	N/A	1 part tea	Drinking it from here would not seem right.	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleep, and cold less than coffee, reduces jittering, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin per tick. To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
	Tequila	70	1 part tequila	Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Tomato Juice	N/A	1 part tomato juice	Are you sure this is tomato juice?	Has a 20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
File:Tonic water glass.png	Tonic Water	N/A	1 part tonic water	Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleeping, and cools down if overheated. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Triple Sec	30	1 part triple sec	A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.	To acquire: In a booze dispenser.
	Vermouth	45	1 part vermouth	You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
	Vodka	65	1 part vodka	The glass contain wodka. Xynta.	Reduces radiation levels. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
	Water	N/A	1 part water	The father of all refreshments.	To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.
File:Watermelon juice glass.png	Watermelon Juice	N/A	1 part watermelon juice	A glass of watermelon juice.	To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
File:Welder fuel glass.png	Welder Fuel	N/A	1 part welding fuel	Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.	Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.
	Whiskey	75	1 part whiskey	A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.	To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
	Wine	35	1 part wine	A very classy looking drink.	To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa).

Mixed Drinks

Picture	Cocktail	Strength	Ingredients	Drink Description	Notes
	Acid Spit	80	5 parts wine, 1 part Sulfuric Acid	A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
	Alexander	80	1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream	A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.	If you have a shield, it will increase your block power by 15, but is purged if you lose your shield.
	Allies Cocktail	45	1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka	A drink made from your allies.	Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
	Aloe	35	3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey	Very, very, very good.
	Amasec	35	1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka	Official drink of the Nanotrasen Gun-Club!
	Andalusia	40	1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice	A nice, strangely named drink.
	Anti-Freeze	35	2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice	The ultimate refreshment.	Heats you up if you are frozen
	Arnold Palmer	N/A	1 part lemonade, 1 part tea	Encourages the patient to go golfing.	Gives nutriment. Has a 5% chance each tick to give messages about golf.
	Atomic Bomb	N/A	10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium	Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.	Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering. Makes you sleep after 51 cycles, and take 2 toxin per tick after 201. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	B-52	85	1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac	Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.	Makes you hear a distant explosion. IBA Official Cocktail
	Bacchus' Blessing	300	1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb	Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.	Can kill you if you drink enough.
	Bahama Mama	35	2 parts rum, 1 part pineapple juice, 1 part creme de coconut, 1 part kahlua	Tropic cocktail.	Existing cocktail
	Banana Honk	60	1 part laughter, 1 part cream	A drink from Clown Heaven.	Heals clowns and monkeys of 1 brute and burn damage per tick. Gives nutrition.
	Barefoot	45	1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice	Barefoot and pregnant.	Heals 3 brute damage per tick when not wearing shoes.
	Bastion Bourbon	30	1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice	Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.	When it's in your system, it will heal 1 brute and burn, 0.5 toxin, 3 suffocation, and 5 stamina damage as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Metabolizes at 0.8 units per tick. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
	Beepsky Smash	90	2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron	Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.	Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Makes you unable to block. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
	Between the Sheets	80	1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice	A provocatively named classic.	Heals 0.25 brute or burn if you have both damage types, or 0.2 brute or burn if you only have one, while you're sleeping. IBA Official Cocktail
	Bilk	15	1 part beer, 1 part milk	A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.	Gives nutrition. Has a 10% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
	Black Russian	70	3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa	For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.	IBA official cocktail
	Blank Paper	20	1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part clown's tears	A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.	Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn per tick, mutes anyone who drinks it for 1 minute.
	Blazaam	70	1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust Grind a bluespace crystal , 2 parts gin	The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.	Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
	Bloody Mary	55	1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice	Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.	Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
	Cherry Shake	N/A	3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.	A cherry flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition.
	Blue Cherry Shake	N/A	3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part blue cherry jelly	A blue cherry flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition.
	Vanilla Shake	N/A	3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part vanilla powder	A vanilla flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition.
	Chocolate Shake	N/A	4 part chocolate milk, 1 part cream	A chocolate flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition.
	Strawberry Shake	N/A	3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part berry juice	A strawberry flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition.
	Banana Shake	N/A	3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part banana juice	A banana flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition.
	Salted Caramel Shake	N/A	3 part milk, 1 part cream, 1 part salt, 1 part caramel	A salted caramel flavored milkshake.	Gives nutrition. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Booger	45	1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice	Ewww...
	Branca Menta	35	1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice	A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.	Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank.
	Brave Bull	80	2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa	Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.	Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
	Bug Spray	50	2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka	A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.	Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Changeling Sting	95	2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail	A stingy drink.	Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
	Chocolate Milk	N/A	1 part milk, 1 part cocoa powder	Milk for cool kids.
	Chocolate Pudding	N/A	10 part chocolate milk, 5 part eggyolk	A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.	Gives nutrition. Metabolism rate of 1.6 units per
	Hot Chocolate	N/A	5 parts water, 1 part cocoa powder	Tasty.	Heats up if frozen. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Classic Martini	60	2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth	Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.	IBA official cocktail
	Cafe Latte	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part milk	A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if cold, makes you jitter, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
	Cream Soda	N/A	2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla powder	A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.	Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
	Crevice Spike	-10	2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin	Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.	It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
	Cuba Libre	50	3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice	A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.	Heals revolutionaries of 1 brute, burn, toxin, and 5 suffocation per tick.. IBA official cocktail
	Demons Blood	75	1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb	Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.	Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
	Devil's Kiss	70	1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa	Creepy time!	Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
	Doctor's Delight	N/A	1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone	A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.	Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you are a member of medical, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
	Driest Martini	65	1 part Nothing, 1 part gin	Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.	Gives nutrition.
	Drunken Blumpkin	50	1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice	A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
	Duplex	25	2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice	An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
	Eggnog	1	5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream	For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.	Gives nutrition.
	Erika Surprise	35	1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice	The surprise is, it's green!
	Fanciulli	-10	1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet	What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?	Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage.
	Faster-Than-Liver	52	1 part Stable Plasma, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail	A beverage born among the stars, it's said drinking too much feels just like FTL transit.	Stable Plasma can be found at chemistry.
	Fernet Cola	25	1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola	A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.	Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
	Fetching Fizz	10	1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron	Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.	Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Metabolizes extremely slowly at 0.04 units per tick. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
	Fringe Weaver	90	9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar	Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.	Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
	Gibb Floats	N/A	5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream	Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.	Gives nutrition.
	Gin Fizz	45	2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice	Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
	Gin and Tonic	25	2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water	A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
	Goldschlager	25	10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold	100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.	Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Grape Soda	N/A	1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water	Beloved of children and teetotalers.	Cools you down if overheated.
	Grappa	60	1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
	Grasshopper	25	5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao	A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
	Green Beer	25	10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder	A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.	Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Grog	1	1 part water, 1 part rum	A fine and cepa drink for Space.
	Hearty Punch	90	5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315)	Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.	Heals brute burn and toxin by 3, suffocation by 4, and cellular damage by 5 if in critical condition. Metabolizes at 0.16 units per tick. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
	Hippie's Delight	N/A	1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.	Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, jittering, twitch, and giggle, which all scales to the amount of cycles it has been in your system until after 200, where it starts doing 2 toxin per tick.
	Hooch	100	2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst)	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.	Heals assistants of 1 brute and burn per tick. Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era
	Iced Beer	15	5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil	A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.	Cools you down if overheated a lot faster than most drinks.
	Iced Coffee	N/A	1 part ice, 3 parts coffee, or from the soda dispenser.	A drink to perk you up and refresh you!	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, causes jittering, and cools you down.
	Iced Tea	N/A	1 part ice, 3 parts tea	All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleep, and cools you down less than iced coffee, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin per tick.
	Irish Car Bomb	25	1 part irish cream, 1 part ale	An Irish car bomb.
	Irish Coffee	35	2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee	Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
	Irish Cream	50	2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream	It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
	Jack Rose	15	2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice	A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
	Kamikaze	60	1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice	Divinely windy.
	Lemonade	N/A	2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice	Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Lizard Wine	45	1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol	An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.	Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu.
	Long Island Iced Tea	35	1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila	The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
	Manhattan	30	2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth	The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
	Manhattan Project	45	10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium	A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Margarita	35	2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice	On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
	Mead	30	2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.	Gives nutrition. Exists in real world
	Mojito	30	1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol	A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
File:Moonshine glass.png	Moonshine	95	5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
	Narsour	10	1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood	A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!	Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3. Has a minor explosive reaction with a drink for fools
	Nuka Cola	N/A	1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola	Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland	Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, cools you down, and gives you ephedrine speed. Reference to Fallout.
	Old Timer	35	3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander	An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.	Makes you older. And older, and older. 1 year per tick. Your hair changes color above 70 years, you become nearsighted above 100 and grow a long beard if male, and eventually get dusted above 969.
	Neurotoxin	50	1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.	Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Quickly purged by Neurine.
	Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	N/A	1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice	Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.	Makes you dizzy, makes you stutter between 15 to 45 cycles, confused between 45 and 55, druggy between 55 to 200, and eventually take 2 toxin damage per tick after 200 cycles. Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
	Painkiller	20	5 parts Creme de Coconut, 4 parts pineapple juice, 1 part orange juice	Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
	Patron	60	10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver	Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.	Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Peppermint Patty	25	6 parts hot chocolate, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol	This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.	Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
	Pina Colada	40	3 parts pineapple juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part Creme de Coconut, 1 part rum	A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.	Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
	Planet Cracker	50	2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold	This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.	Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
	Pumpkin Latte	N/A	5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream	A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.	Gives nutrition.
	Quadruple Sec	35	5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe	Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.	Heals all security personnel for 0.5 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, makes you hungrier.
	Quintiple Sec	60	5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb	Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.	Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick, on top of some stamina regeneration. Has an high alcohol level, and will make you drunk with a few sips. Additionally, makes you even more hungry than the quadruple sec.
	Red Mead	31	1 part mead, 1 part blood	A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
	Red Queen	N/A	6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part Growth Serum Fly amanita	DRINK ME.	Randomly changes your size while it's in your system and makes you sneeze.
	Rubberneck	60	5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame	A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
	Rum and Coke	40	2 parts rum, 1 part space cola	The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
	Sbiten	70	1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin	A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.	Heats you up twice as fast as coffee if you are frozen.
	Screwdriver Cocktail	55	2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice	A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.	Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs.
	Sidecar	80	2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice	The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
	Silencer	59	1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar	A drink from mime Heaven.	Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn per tick. Gives nutrition. Mute for 15 seconds
	Singulo	35	5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine	A blue-space beverage.
	Snow White	35	1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime	A cold refreshment.
	Soy Latte	N/A	1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk	A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.	Reduces dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if cold, makes you jitter, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
	Squirt Cider	40	1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment	Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.	Gives nutrition and raises satiety.
	Stinger	25	10 parts whiskey, 5 parts creme de menthe	A snappy way to end the day.
	Sugar Rush	10	2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine	Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.	Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
	Syndicate Bomb	90	1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer	A syndicate bomb.	Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
	Tequila Sunrise	45	2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine	Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...	Causes glowing.
	The Manly Dorf	100	2 parts beer, 4 parts ale	A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.	Has only an alcohol power of 5 to people with dwarf mutation. Heals them of 2 brute and burn per tick as well. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
	Thirteen Loko	80	1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee	This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.	Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
	Three Mile Island Iced Tea	10	10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium	A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.	Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Toxins Special	25	2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma	Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!	Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
	Trappist Beer	40	2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar	A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.	If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
	Triple Citrus	N/A	1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice	Triple the citrus, triple the fun.	Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
	Turbo	85	2 parts moonshine, 1 part Nitrous Oxide 2 parts Ammonia 3 parts Hydrogen 1 part Nitrogen 2 parts Oxygen 1 part Nitrogen Temperature 525K , 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game	A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.	Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.
	Vanilla Pudding	N/A	5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla powder, 5 parts eggyolk	A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.	Gives nutrition.
	Vodka and Tonic	70	2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water	For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
	Vodka Martini	65	2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth	A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
	Whiskey Cola	70	2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola	An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
	Whiskey Soda	70	2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water	Ultimate refreshment.
	Whiskey Sour	35	1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar	Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
	White Russian	50	3 Black Russian, 2 part cream	A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
	Wizz Fizz	50	1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec	A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.	Heals wizards 1 of brute, burn, toxin, and suffocation per tick.
	Fourth Wall	N/A	10 parts Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, 1 part Bluespace Dust Grind a bluespace crystal	This substance seems like it shouldn't exist.	Gives temporary brain traumas over time that are cured when the drink is out of your system. Metabolizes at 0.3 units per tick. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
	Rat'vander Cocktail	10	5 parts wine, 5 parts triple sec, 1 part sugar, 1 part Iron, 0.6 part Copper	Side effects include hoarding brass and hatred of blood.	Causes you to slur clock cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 10u, so 25 wine, 25 triple sec, 5 sugar, and 1 ground-up "brass" sheet makes 50u. Has a minor explosive reaction with the favoured drink of infidels
	Icewing	50	1 part anti-freeze, 1 part miner's salve, 1 part ice	A frost beam on ice.	Cools you down if hot, and heals some burn damage if taking damage from cold. Perfect for watcher hunting!
	Sarsaparillian Sunset	70	5 parts tequila sunrise, 1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part napalm (requires temperature of 320)	The taste of the waste.	Heals burn damage at 3 per tick, but if overdosed over 50u it deals 7 burn damage and grants fire breath. Makes 5 parts instead of 7.
	Bee's Knees	35	1 part mead, 1 part honey, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice	This has way too much honey.	Tastes bad to everyone except apids, but tastes fantastic to apids and heals them for 1.5 brute and burn, and 1 toxin per tick.
	Mauna Loa	40	2 parts capsaicin, 1 part kahlúa, 2 parts bahama mama	Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!	Raises body temperature, and has a 5% chance to set you on fire each tick.
	Plasma Flood	60	1 part plasma, 1 part napalm, 1 part tequila, 1 part demon's blood	Not very popular with plasmamen, for obvious reasons.	Has an 80% chance to ignite you, but heals 16 burn per tick. Metabolizes at a rate of 0.5 units per tick.
	..What?	N/A	Fail a recipe	You can't really tell what this is.	You get this when there is something else in the glass

Juice Cartons

By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.