Guide to Ghetto Chemistry
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George Melons, the Assistant says: "Hey, kid. Wanna buy some Space Drugs? You askin' how I made it? Well, I threw a bunch of random trash an'a dead mouse in a blender and heated it up with a lighter, of course! Easy as that." |
Starting out
So, you are an average Greytide and you want to be a Walter White. How do you do it? First off, you're gonna wanna get these things to get started with ghetto chem.
A few beakers, soda cans, bottles, etc
A couple of tables to store your beakers, so you don't spill your shit on the floor
Most importantly, without this you dont have ghetto chem:
Optionally:
A ChemMaster 3000 to separate and bottle chemicals.
tl;dr go to the holodeck and boot up the medical program! Remember that you can use matches, lighters, and igniters to heat containers as well.
Grindables
Not only can you steal things, but you can also shove them into a grinder to retrieve chemicals from them!
If you're stealing from Botany, check out the Guide to hydroponics.
| Chemical | Sources | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Ash | Burning a paper and scooping up the ash with a beaker (30u) | |
| Aluminium | Crushed soda cans (crush on your head first) (10u), deconstruct smart metal foam grenades (75u) | |
| Blood | Dead mouse (20u), or use a syringe to extract from a monkey or human | |
| Carbon | Wooden planks (20u), coal (20u), cigarette butts (2u) | |
| Copper | Cable coils (2u per wire) | |
| Cryoxadone | Steal one of the spare cryoxadone beakers from medical. On Metastation, maintenance bar also has one. | |
| Ethanol | Spraycans (15u) | |
| Fluorosulfuric acid | Deconstruct smart metal foam grenades (25u) | |
| Fluorosurfacant | Deconstruct cleaner grenades (40u) | |
| Gold | Gold coin (4u), robust Gold cigarettes (premium cigarette vendor item) (3u) | |
| Hydrogen | Glowsticks (10u) | |
| Iodine | Toner cartridge (40u), photographs (4u), pens (1u) | Toner cartridges can be found in airlock painters. |
| Iron | Metal (20u), plasteel (20u), lollipops (10u), electronics (10u), reinforced glass (10u), reinforced plasma glass (10u), toner cartridge (10u), pens (2u), power cells (5u), lighters (1u) | |
| Lithium | Any power cell, including potato batteries (15u) | |
| Liquid Electricity | High-power energy bars (3u) | |
| Liquid Gibs | Dead mouse(5u), use a beaker on gibs on the floor (5u) | |
| Lye | Soap (10u) | |
| Mercury | Analyzer (5u) | |
| Nicotine | Cigarettes (around 15u), cigars (up to 40u) | |
| Nitrogen | Lightbulbs (10u) and canned air (24u) | |
| Nutriment | Food | |
| Oil | Lighters (5u), using a beaker on oil spills (30u) | |
| Omnizine | Heated donk pockets (3u) | |
| Oxygen | Canned air (6u) and glowsticks (5u) | |
| Phenol | Glowstick (15u) | |
| Phosphorus | Matches (2u), deconstruct a teargas grenade (40u) | |
| Plasma | Solid plasma (20u), plasteel (20u), plasma glass (10u), reinforced plasma glass (10u), Nanotrasen brand soap (10u) | |
| Potassium | Deconstruct a tear gas grenade (40u) | |
| Radium | Scoop up from glowing goo in RND (5u) | |
| Silicon | Glass (20u), reinforced glass (20u), reinforced plasma glass (20u), circuit boards (20u), electronics (10u), light bulbs (5u), power cell (5u), analyzer (5u) | |
| Silver | Silver coin (4u) | |
| Sodium Chloride | Salt shakers (20u), cup ramen (3u), beef jerky (2u), chips (1u) | A reagent analyzer says a salt shaker contains table salt, but this is the same as sodium chloride. |
| Silver sulfadiazine | Ointment (60u), gumballs (?u) | |
| Smart foaming agent | Deconstruct a smart metal foam grenade (25u) | |
| Space cleaner | Deconstruct cleaner grenades (10u) | |
| Styptic powder | Bruise pack (60u), gumballs (?u) | |
| Sugar | Dutch hot coco (5u), space twinkie (4u), 4no raisins (4u), candy (3u), cheesie honkers (3u), chips (3u), beef jerky (3u), donuts (2u), gumballs (9u?), deconstruct a tear gas grenade (40u) | |
| Sulfur | Flare (15u) | |
| Uranium | Scoop up from glowing goo in RND (5u) | |
| Water | Sinks, or Water tanks | |
| Welding Fuel | Lighters (5u), or Welding fuel tanks |