Revision as of 19:05, 26 June 2014 by imported>Kelenius(→Surgical Procedures: Removed drapes everywhere, as they're part of general procedures. Pictures for target zone. Fixed some mistakes with steps.)
All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the Operating Theatre, along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). For the most part, only medical doctors and the Chief Medical Officer can perform advanced surgery.
For every step there are ghetto analogues. Using them lowes chances of performing a step correctly, wounding your patient. Hover your cursor over the item's picture to see its name. Next to the items are the success rates.
General
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table.
If there is no table, you can use: any table (80%), any bed (70%), ask them to lie on the floor (50%). Chances of successfully completing every step will be reduced.
Step 1.5: (Optional) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.
Step 2: Place drapes or bedsheet over the part of body you are operating.
Step 3: Switch to help intent.
Step 4: Aim at the appropriate body part (important!).
Step 5: Do the surgery.
Step 6: Wake up the patient and kick them out.
Appendectomy
If it's useless, tear it out.
Crotch
Procedure
Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Scalpel: cut the skin.
(65%) (45%)
Step 2: Hemostat: clamp bleeders.
(60%) (15%)
Step 3: Retractor: retract tissue.
(45%) (35%)
Step 4: Scalpel: sever the appendix.
(65%) (45%)
Step 5: Bare hands: pull out the appendix.
Step 6: Cautery: seal the wound.
(70%) (45%) (20%)
Cures appendicitis.
Prevents it in the future, too.
Brain Removal
The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly brain surgery.
Head
Procedure
Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Scalpel: make an incision.
(65%) (45%)
Step 2: Hemostat: clamp bleeders.
(60%) (15%)
Step 3: Retractor: retract the skin.
(45%) (35%)
Step 4: Circular Saw: saw through the skull.
(35%) (25%) (75%)
Step 5: Hemostat: extract the brain.
(55%)
Putting a brain back in:
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table.