Magical Relics

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This is a WIP list of all the magical artifacts that can be found or spawned by admins. The list will eventually be alphabetized and include images. This list does not include anything that is spawned by the wizard or other antagonists, as those can be found on their related articles. Please feel free to add any information relevant to this article.

Item	Examine text	Description
Die of Fate	Example	A D20 that can be rolled in hand by clicking on it, or can be thrown. here is a list of possible results: Roll of a 1: You get dusted. And so do your items. Roll of 2: Instant death. Roll of 3: A swarm of hostile creatures spawns around you. Roll of 4: Destroys all your items. Roll of 5: You return to monkey. Roll of 6: Your walkspeed gets lowered. Roll of 7: You get thrown in a random direction, stunning you and giving you some brute damage. Roll of 8: You explode with the force of a weldertank, but do not get gibbed. Roll of 9: Gives you the cold virus. Roll of 10: Nothing happens! Roll of 11: You get a cookie! Woo? Roll of 12: You get completely healed of all damage and ailments. Roll of 13: A large sum of money spawns around you. Roll of 14: You recieve a unica! Don't let security see this one. Roll of 15: You recieve a random, single use spellbook. Roll of 16: A random ghost gets picked to become a servant with the sole objective to listem to your orders. You even get a spell to teleport them to you at any time! Roll of 17: A box spawns, full of random syndicate items. Roll of 18: You recieve a Captain ID! Roll of 19: A slight, innate armor boost is applied to you. Roll of 20: You become a full-blown wizard, antagonist status and objectives included!
Cursed Die of Fate	Example	A weighted Dice of Fates that lands on a 1 almost every time its rolled.
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Cursed Russian revolver	Example	works like a normal Russian roulette revolver but instead of doing damage/killing you it dusts you if it shoots you... and turns you into a soulstone.
Golden Revolver	Example	A 6 shot revolver which shoots .357 rounds that when shot a) shakes your screen A LOT and b) does tons of damage to whoever gets shot
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