Add 15u Hydrogen
Add 5u Nitrogen
Add 15u Ethanol
Remove 15u
Add 5u Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
Add 15u Sugar, Hydrogen
Remove 30u, then remove an additional 5u
Add 25u Iodine, Phosphorus, Hydrogen
HEAT TO 374°K, NEVER ABOVE 374°K Even if the heating seems very slow, setting a higher target for the heater will almost certainly result in you exploding and ritual humiliation by dead chat

Salicyclic Acid

Add 5u Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
Add 15u Water, Chlorine
Remove 20u, then remove an additional 5u
Add 20u Sodium, Carbon, Oxygen, Sulphuric Acid

Oxandrolone

Add 5u Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
Add 15u Water, Chlorine
Remove 30u
Add 45u Carbon
Add 15u Hydrogen, Oxygen

Black Powder

Add 5u Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen, Sodium, Chlorine, Water
Heat to 480°K
Cool to <474°K (This is because beakers cannot cool down naturally. You can cool down solutions by using your space heater, and simply setting the target to a lower temperature. A lot of people don't know this!)
Add 10u Potassium, Nitrogen
Add 30u Oxygen
Add 30u Sulfur

Note: Black powder ignites at 474°K

Corgium

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Add 15u Cryoxadone
Go to the bar, ask the bartender for some Triple Citrus. If the bartender isn't there, climb onto the table, and access the non-alcoholic drink dispenser. (It isn't ID locked!) Add 5u Lemon Juice, Lime Juice, Orange Juice
Add 5u Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
Add 15u Stable Plasma, Radium
Remove 50u, then remove an additional 10u
Get a separate beaker (a normal beaker which can hold 50u will do just fine, albeit by this point you should probably have bluespace beakers or large water bottles)
Add 5u Chlorine, Phosphorus, Raddium
Remove 10u
Add 5u Holy Water (get a cleric to bless it for you)
Add 5u Omnizine (You can get omnizine through grinding heated donk pockets, or through nicely asking the botanist, since omnizine is naturally found in Ambrosia Deus. If you're lucky, the CMO starts the shift with his/her hypospray loaded with omnizine.)
Add 15u of the resulting Strange Reagent to the original beaker
Add 15u of Nutriment (Just vend some food from the Getmore Chocolate Corp and grind it up)
Get a separate beaker (normal beaker is aforementioned fine)
Add 15u of Blood
Heat the beaker containing only blood to >374°K

How to maxcap the station with absolute adorableness

Acquire a dropper, and adjust it to transfer in 1u amounts
Go to your target destination
Draw 1u of the heated blood (Solutions do not lose heat over time! The only way to change the temperature of a solution is by using a heater or a freezer. Another wacky thing about chemistry is that the injection of 1u of a solution which is superheated to say, 800K into a beaker containing 99u will lead to the resultant compound of 100u also being superheated to 800K. Not that many people know this, and it frustrates me to no end!)
Inject 1u of the heated blood into your other beaker. Every time 1u of blood is injected into the other beaker, an independent reaction occurs, which produces a corgi.
Repeat. All your hard work will eventually lead to 15 corgis being let loose onto the station.

Utility

Plastic sheets

The main use for plastic sheets is making large water bottles - these are functionally identical to large beakers.

Add 30 units each of Welding Fuel, Carbon and Hydrogen to a large beaker.
This combines into Oil. Discard 10 units.
Separate 30 units of Oil, then heat the bottle to 1000°K until it turns to Ash.
To the remaining Oil, add 10 units Sodium/Water/Chlorine each.
Now, heat the resulting Oil/Table Salt mix to roughly 420°K.
Set the Ash bottle to use 5u amounts and repeatedly use it on the heated Oil/Salt mix.
You now have enough Plastic sheets to make a lot of large bottles!

Metal foam grenade

While not as elegant as smart foam, this one is great for dealing with AI turrets and containing Critter outbreaks.

Make enough Fluorosulfuric Acid and Foaming Agent that you end up with 30u each.
Fill beaker A with 90 units of Iron and insert into the grenade casing.
Put 30u of Fluorosulfuric Acid and Foaming Agent each into beaker B and finish up the grenade.

'Fun'

Carpet smoke grenade

Want to spruce up the station? Start throwing these grenades everywhere. Obscures vision for a while.

Make 30 units of Space Drugs and extract 30u of Blood from someone.
Beaker A: 30u Space Drugs, 30u Potassium.
Beaker B: 30u Phosphorus, 30u Blood, 30u Sugar.

Carpet foam grenade

Same range as the smoke version, but slips people. You can most likely use less of each ingredient, this needs testing.

Make 50 units of Space Drugs, 50u of Fluorosurfactant and extract 50u of Blood from someone.
Beaker A: 50u Space Drugs, 50u Fluorosurfactant.
Beaker B: 50u Water, 50u Blood.

Chemical recipes

Contents

Easy mixing

Cryoxadone and Mutadone

Atropine

Pentetic Acid

Salbutamol

Epinephrine

Synthflesh

Tricordrazine

Anacea

Sulfonal

Antihol + Inacusiate + Oculine

Meth