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SECEDING STAFF
Highlander	Access: Everywhere Additional Access: N/A Difficulty: Medium Supervisors: Sheep Duties: Beat up the other Highlanders Guides: This page. Quote: SCOOOOOOOOOOOTLAND FOREEEEVER

Sae yi'll waant tae learn howfur tae robust fowk wi' a pure massive sword? weel, keek na further. This is actual scottish.

Preface

Highlanders were developed in the olden days of /tg/station (about 2010) as a meme-ish admin button to turn everyone into an antag and have them fight for the nuclear authentication disk traitor deathmatch like. Since then, it has been regulated to being solely pressed when the shuttle arrives at CentCom.

Goals

Your [sword.name] cries out for blood. Claim the lives of others, and your own will be restored! Activate it in your hand, and it will lead to the nearest target. Attack the nuclear authentication disk with it, and you will store it.

You have two goals: to steal the nuclear authentication disk, and to escape on the shuttle alone. You will have to compete with the rest of the station to achieve these goals.

Equipment

Beret

Captain's Headset

Kilt

Combat Boots

Nuclear Authentication Disk Pinpointer

Claymore

Your claymore is much more impressive than the chaplain's, it deals 40 damage and has a 50% block chance. When examined, it displays the number of notches on the sword, which equates to the number of people you've robusted with it. Fancy.

Strategy

AIM FOR THE LEFT ARM

SERIOUSLY

THE CLAYMORE HAS A SUPER HIGH DISMEMBERMENT CHANCE, AND IF YOU MANAGE TO TAKE OFF THEIR LEFT ARM, OFF GOES THEIR CLAYMORE, AND THEY'RE FUCKED BECAUSE THEY NOW HAVE NO WEAPON AND CAN ONLY PERFORM THEIR BEST BLACK KNIGHT IMPRESSION. THEIR RIGHT ARM CAN'T HOLD ANYTHING, SIMILAR TO THE CHAINSAW YOU GET WHEN CHAOS IN A BOTTLE IS ACTIVATED. OTHER THAN THAT, ITS PRETTY MUCH JUST RNG BECAUSE 10 PEOPLE SWARMING FOR DAT DISK IS HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF.

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 |headerfontcolor = black
-|stafftype = FUTURE NANOTRASEN
+|stafftype = SECEDING
-|imagebgcolor = gray
+|imagebgcolor = blue
-|img_generic = Chrono.png
+|img_generic = Highlander.png
 |img =
-|jobtitle = Chrono Legionnaire
+|jobtitle = Highlander
-|access = None
+|access = [[:Category:Locations|Everywhere]]
-|additional = Any place you can teleport to, a.k.a. basically anywhere
+|additional = N/A
-|difficulty = Hard
+|difficulty = Medium
-|superior = Future Nanotrasen
+|superior = Sheep
-|duties = Fix the timeline
+|duties = Beat up the other Highlanders
 |guides = This page.
-|quote = Hello? Yes? Is there a certain "Adolf Hitler" here on the station?
+|quote = SCOOOOOOOOOOOTLAND FOREEEEVER
 }}
-Well, looks like there's another divergence into some absolutely terrifying timeline, and it's your job to fix it!
+Sae yi'll waant tae learn howfur tae robust fowk wi' a pure massive sword? weel, keek na further. [https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page This is actual scottish.]
 ==Preface==
-Originally designed to replace the [[Space Ninja]], the Chrono Legionnaires have stalled due to balance issues. As a result, they are admin-only, much like Highlanders, simply because the whole teleport --> insta-stun --> insta-gib wasn't really that well received.
+Highlanders were developed in the olden days of /tg/station (about 2010) as a meme-ish admin button to turn everyone into an antag and have them fight for the nuclear authentication disk traitor deathmatch like. Since then, it has been regulated to being solely pressed when the shuttle arrives at CentCom.
 ==Goals==
-As Chrono Legionnaires are admin-only, their goals fluctuate wildly based on what the gods want them to do. 90% of the time, this means erasing the shit out of someone from history. (mainly players who name themselves after some ''particular'' historical figures)
+Your [sword.name] cries out for blood. Claim the lives of others, and your own will be restored! Activate it in your hand, and it will lead to the nearest target. Attack the nuclear authentication disk with it, and you will store it.
+You have two goals: to steal the nuclear authentication disk, and to escape on the shuttle alone. You will have to compete with the rest of the station to achieve these goals.
-Template Objective:
-Using your TED device, erase [target.name], the [target.assigned_role], from the timestream.
 ==Equipment==
-{{anchor|Chrono Helmet}}{{anchor|Chrono Suit}}
 {{Item
-  |bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
+  |name=Beret
-  |bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
+  |bgcolor1 = #FFEE88
-  |name = Chrono Armor
+  |bgcolor2 = #FFDD66
-  |image = [[File:Chronohelmet.png|64px|Chrono Helmet]][[File:Chronosuit.png|64px|Chrono Suit]]
+  |image = Beret.png
- |OverrideImage = true
+}}
-  |foundin = Chrono Legionnaires
-  |usedfor = Teleporting around like a badass
+{{Item
-  |strategy = Equip them, run circles around security
+  |name=Captain's Headset
-  |description = An advanced spacesuit equipped with teleportation and anti-compression technology. It provides significant protection against brute, burn, radiation, and toxins. There's a 5 second recharge timer between teleportation jumps.
+  |bgcolor1 = #FFEE88
- }}
+  |bgcolor2 = #FFDD66
-{{anchor|Timestream Eradication Device}}{{anchor|T.E.D. Projection Apparatus}}
+  |image = Headheadset.png
+}}
+{{Item
+ |name=Kilt
+ |bgcolor1 = #FFEE88
+ |bgcolor2 = #FFDD66
+ |image = Kilt.png
+}}
 {{Item
-  |bgcolor1 = #f8eed3
+|name=Combat Boots
-  |bgcolor2 = #f2dca6
+  |bgcolor1 = #FFEE88
-  |name = Timestream Eradication Device
+  |bgcolor2 = #FFDD66
-  |image = [[File:Chronoback.png|64px|Timestream Eradication Device]][[File:Medgun.png|64px|T.E.D. Projection Apparatus]]
+ |image = Jackboots.png
-  |OverrideImage = true
+}}
-  |foundin = Chrono Legionnaires
-  |usedfor = Erasing people from existence
+{{Item
-  |strategy = Shoot it at people
+  |name= Nuclear Authentication Disk Pinpointer
-  |description = You must first equip the Timestream Eradication Device on your back before you can use the T.E.D Projection Apparatus. When the T.E.D. is fired, it stun locks the target, preventing it from moving or otherwise resisting. During this process, the victim starts visually disintegrating. However, the Chrono Legionnaire must remain still while firing the T.E.D., otherwise the disintegration process stops and the victim recovers. As a result, it is absolute shit for dealing with groups.
+  |bgcolor1 = #FFEE88
- }}
+ |bgcolor2 = #FFDD66
+  |image = Pinpointer-red.gif
+}}
+{{Item
+  |name=Claymore
+  |bgcolor1 = #FFEE88
+  |bgcolor2 = #FFDD66
+  |image = Claymore.png
+}}
+Your claymore is much more impressive than the chaplain's, it deals 40 damage and has a 50% block chance. When examined, it displays the number of notches on the sword, which equates to the number of people you've robusted with it. Fancy.
 ==Strategy==
-#Fuck up the [[Virologist]] and [[Guide to xenobiology|Xenobiologist]]. They almost always work alone, and you shouldn't have any issues with dispatching them with extreme prejudice.
+<big><big><big>AIM FOR THE LEFT ARM<big><big><big>
-#Roleplay as the space Viet Cong, teleporting out of the shadows to pick out loner targets. Don't be afraid to break away if sec arrives, giving up a small minnow is worth reeling in a gigantic carp.
-#When the remaining crew have congregated into groups, ditch your T.E.D., arm yourself with the guns from the security officers which have hopefully killed early, and murderbone with your cache of energy guns and flashbangs. It's rather hard for them to do anything when you're phase-shifting every 5 seconds.
+SERIOUSLY
+THE CLAYMORE HAS A SUPER HIGH DISMEMBERMENT CHANCE, AND IF YOU MANAGE TO TAKE OFF THEIR LEFT ARM, OFF GOES THEIR CLAYMORE, AND THEY'RE FUCKED BECAUSE THEY NOW HAVE NO WEAPON AND CAN ONLY PERFORM THEIR BEST BLACK KNIGHT IMPRESSION. THEIR RIGHT ARM CAN'T HOLD ANYTHING, SIMILAR TO THE CHAINSAW YOU GET WHEN CHAOS IN A BOTTLE IS ACTIVATED. OTHER THAN THAT, ITS PRETTY MUCH JUST RNG BECAUSE 10 PEOPLE SWARMING FOR DAT DISK IS HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF.