User:Kingfish

Wiznerd Events

Special Events	Prompt	Effects	Chance
Advanced Darkness	Warning: Your eyes hurt... a vignette settles in your vision and closes in. Start: This isn't your average everday darkness... this is advanced darkness! End: At last, the darkness recedes.	Restricts the vision of affected mobs to a single tile in the cardinal directions. Flashlights, normal lights, they all do jack when you're trapped in Rock Bottom.	Low
Blobies	None	Some corpses turn into non-sentient Blob Zombies which are non-infectious.	Average
Change Faces	None	All sentient beings (including the wizard) swap their faces randomly	High
Change Minds	None	All sentient beings (except for the wizard) swap their minds randomly. An assistant's mind has swapped with the captain. FEAR	Very Low
Change Places	None	All sentient beings swap places randomly (if they are in the station)	Low
Cursed Items	None	Cursed Katanas, Fake Wizard Robes, LSD Laced Cigarettes, Boxing Gloves, Luchador Masks, Chameleon Masks, and Cat Ears are distributed among the crew	Average
Department Revolt	The nation of [nation] has been formed. Affected jobs are [message]	You are a separatist! [nation] forever! Protect the sovereignty of your newfound land with your comrades in arms! A random department (greytide, medbay, engineering, science, cargo, or civilian) secedes from the station. OH CARGONIA...	Very Low
Fake Explosion	None	Nuclear alarms go off, makes everyone shit their pants.	Very Low
Ghost	You suddenly feel extremely obvious...	Ghosts are now visible to the crew.	Average
Greentext	The mythical greentext appear at your feet! Pick it up if you dare...	Anyone who picks up the greentext gains an objective to escape alive while carrying the greentext	High
Imposter	None	A fake, identical body double to the real wizard spawns. Can cast fake spells to confuse and scare the crew.	Very Low
Improved Casting	None	The cooldown of a single spell for the Wizard is decreased as if that spell had been taken again.	Average
Invincible	None	A random human (filthy liggers get out) is injected with 40 units of adminordrazine, making them invincible for 100 ticks	Average
Lava	Warning: You feel the ground beneath you getting hot. Waves of heat distort the air. Start: The floor is lava! Get on top of something! End: The ground cools and returns to its usual form.	The ground turns into surprisingly cool lava, lightly damaging anything on the floor. Flood the station with plasma for optimal effect.	Low
Magicarp	Unknown magical entities have been detected near [station_name()], please stand-by.	Magicarps and Chaos Magicarps are spawned around the station	Very Low
Petsplosion	None	The bane of every HOP, animals around the station start to randomly gib	Low
Possession	You suddenly feel a welling of new spooky powers...	Ghosts become visible to the crew, and can possess objects and spook people	Low
Race	You feel somehow... different?	Everyone turns into a random different species. Very unfortunate if you happen to turn into a Plasmaman.	Low
RPG Loot	None	All items get a snazzy little pronoun which either buffs or nerfs the item. Items can be buffed by using an item fortification scroll.	Average
Robeless Casting	None	The wizard can now cast all of his spells without any of his robes.	Low
Summon Guns	None	Everyone get guns, some get a survival objective	Very Low
Summon Magic	None	Everyone gets a wand, some get an objective to steal magical items	Very Low