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| = Wiznerd Events = | | {{JobPageHeader |
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| | |headerfontcolor = light blue |
| | |stafftype = Timeline Eradication Agent |
| | |imagebgcolor = light gray |
| | |img_generic = Chrono.png |
| | |img = |
| | |jobtitle = Chrono Legionnaire |
| | |access = Any place you can ethereal jaunt to |
| | |additional = N/A |
| | |difficulty = Hard |
| | |superior = Future Nanotrasen |
| | |duties = Fix the timeline |
| | |guides = This page. |
| | |quote = Hello? Yes? Is this a certain "Adolf Hitler" here on the station? |
| | }} |
| | Well, looks like there's another divergence into some absolutely terrifying timeline, and it's your job to fix it! |
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| | ==Preface== |
| |style='background-color:#BBFF00; color:white; text-align: center;'|'''Special Events'''||style='background-color:#BBFF00; color:white; text-align: center;'|'''Prompt'''||style='background-color:#BBFF00; color:white; text-align: center;'|'''Effects'''||style='background-color:#BBFF00; color:white; text-align: center;'|'''Chance'''
| | Chrono Legionnaires are admin-only, much like Highlanders, simply because the whole ethereal jaunt --> insta-stun --> insta-gib wasn't really that well received. |
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| |Advanced Darkness<br>
| | ==Goals== |
| |'''Warning''': <br>Your eyes hurt... a vignette settles in your vision and closes in.<br>
| | As Chrono Legionnaires are admin-only, their goals fluctuate wildly based on what the gods want them to do. 90% of the time, this means erasing the shit out of someone from history. |
| '''Start''': <br>This isn't your average everday darkness... this is ''advanced'' darkness!<br>
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| '''End''': <br>At last, the darkness recedes.<br>
| | ==Equipment== |
| |Restricts the vision of affected mobs to a single tile in the cardinal directions. Flashlights, normal lights, they all do jack when you're trapped in Rock Bottom.
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| |Low
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| |-
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| |Blobies
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| |None
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| |Some corpses turn into non-sentient Blob Zombies which are non-infectious.
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| |Average
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| |-
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| |Change Faces
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| |None
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| |All sentient beings (including the wizard) swap their faces randomly
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| |High
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| |-
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| |Change Minds
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| |None
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| |All sentient beings (except for the wizard) swap their minds randomly. An assistant's mind has swapped with the captain. FEAR
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| |Very Low
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| |-
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| |Change Places
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| |None
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| |All sentient beings swap places randomly (if they are in the station)
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| |Low
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| |-
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| |Cursed Items
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| |None
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| |[[Shaft Miner#The Loot|Cursed Katanas]], Fake Wizard Robes, LSD Laced Cigarettes, Boxing Gloves, Luchador Masks, Chameleon Masks, and Cat Ears are distributed among the crew
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| |Average
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| |-
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| |Department Revolt
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| |The nation of [nation] has been formed. Affected jobs are [message]
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| |'''You are a separatist! [nation] forever! Protect the sovereignty of your newfound land with your comrades in arms!''' A random department (greytide, medbay, engineering, science, cargo, or civilian) secedes from the station. ''OH CARGONIA...''
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| |Very Low
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| |-
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| |Fake Explosion
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| |None
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| |Nuclear alarms go off, makes everyone shit their pants.
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| |Very Low
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| |-
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| |Ghost
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| |You suddenly feel extremely obvious...
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| |Ghosts are now visible to the crew.
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| |Average
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| |-
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| |Greentext
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| |The mythical greentext appear at your feet! Pick it up if you dare...
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| |Anyone who picks up the greentext gains an objective to escape alive while carrying the greentext
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| |High
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| |-
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| |Imposter
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| |None
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| |A fake, identical body double to the real wizard spawns. Can cast fake spells to confuse and scare the crew.
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| |Very Low
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| |-
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| |Improved Casting
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| |None
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| |The cooldown of a single spell for the Wizard is decreased as if that spell had been taken again.
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| |Average
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| |-
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| |Invincible
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| |None
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| |A random human (filthy liggers get out) is injected with 40 units of adminordrazine, making them invincible for 100 ticks
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| |Average
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| |-
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| |Lava
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| |'''Warning''': <br>You feel the ground beneath you getting hot. Waves of heat distort the air.<br>
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| '''Start''': <br>The floor is lava! Get on top of something!<br>
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| '''End''': <br>The ground cools and returns to its usual form.<br>
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| |The ground turns into surprisingly cool lava, lightly damaging anything on the floor. Flood the station with plasma for optimal effect.
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| |Low
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| |-
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| |Magicarp
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| |Unknown magical entities have been detected near [station_name()], please stand-by.
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| |Magicarps and Chaos Magicarps are spawned around the station
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| |Very Low
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| |-
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| |Petsplosion
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| |None
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| |The bane of every HOP, animals around the station start to randomly gib
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| |Low
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| |-
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| |Possession
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| |You suddenly feel a welling of new spooky powers...
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| |Ghosts become visible to the crew, and can possess objects and spook people
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| |Low
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| |-
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| |Race
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| |You feel somehow... different?
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| |Everyone turns into a random different species. Very unfortunate if you happen to turn into a Plasmaman.
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| |Low
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| |-
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| |RPG Loot
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| |None
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| |All items get a snazzy little pronoun which either buffs or nerfs the item. Items can be buffed by using an item fortification scroll.
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| |Average
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| |-
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| |Robeless Casting
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| |None
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| |The wizard can now cast all of his spells without any of his robes.
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| |Low
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| |-
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| |Summon Guns
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| |None
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| |Everyone get guns, some get a survival objective
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| |Very Low
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| |-
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| |Summon Magic
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| |None
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| |Everyone gets a wand, some get an objective to steal magical items
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| |Very Low
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| |-
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| |}
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