Greentext

The man was:
You were Most Robust (survived)
Objective #1: Assassinate everyone. Success!
Objective #2: Hijack the syndicate shuttle after killing everyone on board. Success!
Objective #3: Unleash a singularity on Centcom. Success!
Objective #4: Bomb the wizard den with a max yield bomb. Success!
Objective #5: Slay Nar-Sie with your space bear hands. Success!
Objective #6: Shoot meteors out of your eyes. Success!
Objective #7: Ascend to Godhood. Success!
You were greentextful!