Deep Lore

What is "deep lore"?

Lore that is not official, but explains unrealistic, inconsistent, or just plain weird things. This is usually humorous and ridiculous because 2d spess man can never be truly explained and that's why there will never be a remake .

Why can't I hear anything more than 7 floor tiles ahead of myself?"

"spessmen are all nearly deaf as a result of their working condition, why do you think they can only hear things that happen within seven tiles"-Drynwyn

Why do energy swords do brute damage?

"They're hard light"-PKpenguin321