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= Wiznerd Events =
{{JobPageHeader
|headerbgcolor = white
|headerfontcolor = light blue
|stafftype = Timeline Eradication Agent
|imagebgcolor = light gray
|img_generic = Chrono.png
|img =
|jobtitle = Chrono Legionnaire
|access = Any place you can ethereal jaunt to
|additional = N/A
|difficulty = Hard
|superior = Future Nanotrasen
|duties = Fix the timeline
|guides = This page.
|quote = Hello? Yes? Is this a certain "Adolf Hitler" here on the station?
}}
Well, looks like there's another divergence into some absolutely terrifying timeline, and it's your job to fix it!


{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" "
==Preface==
|style='background-color:#BBFF00; color:white; text-align: center;'|'''Special Events'''||style='background-color:#BBFF00; color:white; text-align: center;'|'''Prompt'''||style='background-color:#BBFF00; color:white; text-align: center;'|'''Effects'''||style='background-color:#BBFF00; color:white; text-align: center;'|'''Chance'''
Chrono Legionnaires are admin-only, much like Highlanders, simply because the whole ethereal jaunt --> insta-stun --> insta-gib wasn't really that well received.
|-
 
|Advanced Darkness<br>
==Goals==
|'''Warning''': <br>Your eyes hurt... a vignette settles in your vision and closes in.<br>
As Chrono Legionnaires are admin-only, their goals fluctuate wildly based on what the gods want them to do. 90% of the time, this means erasing the shit out of someone from history.
'''Start''': <br>This isn't your average everday darkness... this is ''advanced'' darkness!<br>
 
'''End''': <br>At last, the darkness recedes.<br>
==Equipment==
|Restricts the vision of affected mobs to a single tile in the cardinal directions. Flashlights, normal lights, they all do jack when you're trapped in Rock Bottom.
|Low
|-
|Blobies
|None
|Some corpses turn into non-sentient Blob Zombies which are non-infectious.
|Average
|-
|Change Faces
|None
|All sentient beings (including the wizard) swap their faces randomly
|High
|-
|Change Minds
|None
|All sentient beings (except for the wizard) swap their minds randomly. An assistant's mind has swapped with the captain. FEAR
|Very Low
|-
|Change Places
|None
|All sentient beings swap places randomly (if they are in the station)
|Low
|-
|Cursed Items
|None
|[[Shaft Miner#The Loot|Cursed Katanas]], Fake Wizard Robes, LSD Laced Cigarettes, Boxing Gloves, Luchador Masks, Chameleon Masks, and Cat Ears are distributed among the crew
|Average
|-
|Department Revolt
|The nation of [nation] has been formed. Affected jobs are [message]
|'''You are a separatist! [nation] forever! Protect the sovereignty of your newfound land with your comrades in arms!''' A random department (greytide, medbay, engineering, science, cargo, or civilian) secedes from the station. ''OH CARGONIA...''
|Very Low
|-
|Fake Explosion
|None
|Nuclear alarms go off, makes everyone shit their pants.
|Very Low
|-
|Ghost
|You suddenly feel extremely obvious...
|Ghosts are now visible to the crew.
|Average
|-
|Greentext
|The mythical greentext appear at your feet! Pick it up if you dare...
|Anyone who picks up the greentext gains an objective to escape alive while carrying the greentext
|High
|-
|Imposter
|None
|A fake, identical body double to the real wizard spawns. Can cast fake spells to confuse and scare the crew.
|Very Low
|-
|Improved Casting
|None
|The cooldown of a single spell for the Wizard is decreased as if that spell had been taken again.
|Average
|-
|Invincible
|None
|A random human (filthy liggers get out) is injected with 40 units of adminordrazine, making them invincible for 100 ticks
|Average
|-
|Lava
|'''Warning''': <br>You feel the ground beneath you getting hot. Waves of heat distort the air.<br>
'''Start''': <br>The floor is lava! Get on top of something!<br>
'''End''': <br>The ground cools and returns to its usual form.<br>
|The ground turns into surprisingly cool lava, lightly damaging anything on the floor. Flood the station with plasma for optimal effect.
|Low
|-
|Magicarp
|Unknown magical entities have been detected near [station_name()], please stand-by.
|Magicarps and Chaos Magicarps are spawned around the station
|Very Low
|-
|Petsplosion
|None
|The bane of every HOP, animals around the station start to randomly gib
|Low
|-
|Possession
|You suddenly feel a welling of new spooky powers...
|Ghosts become visible to the crew, and can possess objects and spook people
|Low
|-
|Race
|You feel somehow... different?
|Everyone turns into a random different species. Very unfortunate if you happen to turn into a Plasmaman.
|Low
|-
|RPG Loot
|None
|All items get a snazzy little pronoun which either buffs or nerfs the item. Items can be buffed by using an item fortification scroll.
|Average
|-
|Robeless Casting
|None
|The wizard can now cast all of his spells without any of his robes.
|Low
|-
|Summon Guns
|None
|Everyone get guns, some get a survival objective
|Very Low
|-
|Summon Magic
|None
|Everyone gets a wand, some get an objective to steal magical items
|Very Low
|-
|}

Revision as of 01:28, 11 February 2018

Timeline Eradication Agent STAFF

Chrono Legionnaire
Access: Any place you can ethereal jaunt to
Additional Access: N/A
Difficulty: Hard
Supervisors: Future Nanotrasen
Duties: Fix the timeline
Guides: This page.
Quote: Hello? Yes? Is this a certain "Adolf Hitler" here on the station?

Well, looks like there's another divergence into some absolutely terrifying timeline, and it's your job to fix it!

Preface

Chrono Legionnaires are admin-only, much like Highlanders, simply because the whole ethereal jaunt --> insta-stun --> insta-gib wasn't really that well received.

Goals

As Chrono Legionnaires are admin-only, their goals fluctuate wildly based on what the gods want them to do. 90% of the time, this means erasing the shit out of someone from history.

Equipment