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Bluezorua: squidpeople never existed

2021-11-13T15:57:24Z

squidpeople never existed

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	\| [[Humans\|"The Best One"]], [[Lizard\| "Detained for being Maximum Scum"]], [[Flyperson\|"Detained for Puking Everywhere"]], [[Plasmaman\|"Detained for Fire Starting"]], [[Podman\|"Detained for being Vegetables"]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants\|"Detained for being Mutant Scum"]], [[Golem\|"Detained for Irradiating Me"]], [[Felinids\|"Detained for Still Existing"]], [[Ethereals\|"Detained for Improper Lights"]], [[Apids\|"Detained for Buzzing Too Loudly"]], [[Oozelings\|"Melted During Enhanced Interrogation"]], [[IPC\|"Detained for Impersonating Borgs"]], [[Squidpeople\|"~~Detained~~ for ~~Never Slipping~~"]], [[grod\|"Detained for uniform violations"]]		\| [[Humans\|"The Best One"]], [[Lizard\| "Detained for being Maximum Scum"]], [[Flyperson\|"Detained for Puking Everywhere"]], [[Plasmaman\|"Detained for Fire Starting"]], [[Podman\|"Detained for being Vegetables"]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants\|"Detained for being Mutant Scum"]], [[Golem\|"Detained for Irradiating Me"]], [[Felinids\|"Detained for Still Existing"]], [[Ethereals\|"Detained for Improper Lights"]], [[Apids\|"Detained for Buzzing Too Loudly"]], [[Oozelings\|"Melted During Enhanced Interrogation"]], [[IPC\|"Detained for Impersonating Borgs"]], [[Squidpeople\|"Deleted for being bad for the game"]], [[grod\|"Detained for uniform violations"]]
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Heepox: grod

2021-11-09T14:02:52Z

grod

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	\| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" \|'''Race War'''		\| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" \|'''Race War'''
	\| [[Humans\|"The Best One"]], [[Lizard\| "Detained for being Maximum Scum"]], [[Flyperson\|"Detained for Puking Everywhere"]], [[Plasmaman\|"Detained for Fire Starting"]], [[Podman\|"Detained for being Vegetables"]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants\|"Detained for being Mutant Scum"]], [[Golem\|"Detained for Irradiating Me"]], [[Felinids\|"Detained for Still Existing"]], [[Ethereals\|"Detained for Improper Lights"]], [[Apids\|"Detained for Buzzing Too Loudly"]], [[Oozelings\|"Melted During Enhanced Interrogation"]], [[IPC\|"Detained for Impersonating Borgs"]], [[Squidpeople\|"Detained for Never Slipping"]]		\| [[Humans\|"The Best One"]], [[Lizard\| "Detained for being Maximum Scum"]], [[Flyperson\|"Detained for Puking Everywhere"]], [[Plasmaman\|"Detained for Fire Starting"]], [[Podman\|"Detained for being Vegetables"]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants\|"Detained for being Mutant Scum"]], [[Golem\|"Detained for Irradiating Me"]], [[Felinids\|"Detained for Still Existing"]], [[Ethereals\|"Detained for Improper Lights"]], [[Apids\|"Detained for Buzzing Too Loudly"]], [[Oozelings\|"Melted During Enhanced Interrogation"]], [[IPC\|"Detained for Impersonating Borgs"]], [[Squidpeople\|"Detained for Never Slipping"]], [[grod\|"Detained for uniform violations"]]
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Heepox: explo crew

2021-09-22T16:12:10Z

explo crew

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	\| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" \|'''Bomb Makers'''		\| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" \|'''Bomb Makers'''
	\| '''[[Research Director\|"Detained for Harboring an Illegal Alien"]]''', [[Scientist\|"Detained for Making Bombs/Guns/Slimes"]], [[Roboticist\|"Detained for Making Mechs"]]		\| '''[[Research Director\|"Detained for Harboring an Illegal Alien"]]''', [[Scientist\|"Detained for Making Bombs/Guns/Slimes"]], [[Roboticist\|"Detained for Making Mechs"]], [[Exploration Crew\|"Detained for Abandoning the station"]]
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	\| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" \|'''Malpractice'''		\| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" \|'''Malpractice'''

Heepox: space dragon added to jobs

2021-09-22T16:02:23Z

space dragon added to jobs

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	\| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" \|'''Valids'''		\| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" \|'''Valids'''
	\| [[Traitor\|"Executed for Having a Chameleon Jumpsuit"]], [[Malfunctioning AI\|"OH GOD HOW THE HELL DO WE STOP IT"]], [[Changeling\|"WHY WON'T IT DIE"]], [[Syndicate guide\|"Executed for Trying to GET DAT DISK"]], [[Wizard\|"Executed for being a Fantasy Nerd"]], [[Cult\|"Executed for Talking Weird"]], [[Clockwork Cult\|"Executed for having insulated gloves"]], [[Shadowling\|"Removed from the Univerce for being Shit"]], [[Nightmare\|"Executed for not getting removed from the universe yet"]] [[Abductor\|"Executed for Creating Minor IC Crime"]], [[Xenomorph\|"Executed for being a Copywriten Property"]], [[Spider\|"Executed for Webbing the Armory"]] [[Revenant\|"Executed for being Annoyingly Deadly"]], [[Space Ninja\|"Executed for being a Fucking Weeb"]], [[Holoparasite\|"Executed for being a Shitty Reference"]], [[Swarmers\|"Aggressively Interrogated for Destroying Company Property"]], [[Morph\|"Executed for Eating the Armory"]], [[Blob\|"Executed for Eating the Station"]], [[Devil\|"Executed for Making the Clown a Superhuman"]], [[Pirate\|"Executed for Supreme Pussy-ness"]], [[Sentient Disease\|"Virologist Executed Because it's Always his Fault"]], [[Creep\|Cabin Room #6 Executed for "ERP"]], [[Fugitives\|Valid Obtainers #1]]. [[Hunters\|Valid Obtainers #2]], [[Heretics\|"Executed For Sacrificing people to Non-NT sanctioned gods"]]		\| [[Traitor\|"Executed for Having a Chameleon Jumpsuit"]], [[Malfunctioning AI\|"OH GOD HOW THE HELL DO WE STOP IT"]], [[Changeling\|"WHY WON'T IT DIE"]], [[Syndicate guide\|"Executed for Trying to GET DAT DISK"]], [[Wizard\|"Executed for being a Fantasy Nerd"]], [[Cult\|"Executed for Talking Weird"]], [[Clockwork Cult\|"Executed for having insulated gloves"]], [[Shadowling\|"Removed from the Univerce for being Shit"]], [[Nightmare\|"Executed for not getting removed from the universe yet"]] [[Abductor\|"Executed for Creating Minor IC Crime"]], [[Xenomorph\|"Executed for being a Copywriten Property"]], [[Spider\|"Executed for Webbing the Armory"]] [[Revenant\|"Executed for being Annoyingly Deadly"]], [[Space Ninja\|"Executed for being a Fucking Weeb"]], [[Holoparasite\|"Executed for being a Shitty Reference"]], [[Swarmers\|"Aggressively Interrogated for Destroying Company Property"]], [[Morph\|"Executed for Eating the Armory"]], [[Blob\|"Executed for Eating the Station"]], [[Devil\|"Executed for Making the Clown a Superhuman"]], [[Pirate\|"Executed for Supreme Pussy-ness"]], [[Sentient Disease\|"Virologist Executed Because it's Always his Fault"]], [[Creep\|Cabin Room #6 Executed for "ERP"]], [[Fugitives\|Valid Obtainers #1]]. [[Hunters\|Valid Obtainers #2]], [[Heretics\|"Executed For Sacrificing people to Non-NT sanctioned gods"]], [[Space Dragon\|"Executed For Being an Invasive Species"]]
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	\| style="text-align: center;" id="special" \| '''Unpredictable'''		\| style="text-align: center;" id="special" \| '''Unpredictable'''

Yyzsong: fixes a typo

2021-04-30T10:33:56Z

fixes a typo

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	\| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" \|'''Deconstructors'''		\| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" \|'''Deconstructors'''
	\| '''[[Chief Engineer\|"Detained His Bird for Assaulting my Ears"]]''', [[Station Engineer\|"Detained for Stolen Insulated Gloves"]], [[Atmospheric Technician\|"Detained for ~~Releaseing~~ Plasma"]]		\| '''[[Chief Engineer\|"Detained His Bird for Assaulting my Ears"]]''', [[Station Engineer\|"Detained for Stolen Insulated Gloves"]], [[Atmospheric Technician\|"Detained for Releasing Plasma"]]
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	\| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" \|'''Bomb Makers'''		\| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" \|'''Bomb Makers'''

Yyzsong: Banishes brig physician to the depths of medical shitcurity edition

2021-04-26T02:26:36Z

Banishes brig physician to the depths of medical shitcurity edition

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	\| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" \|'''The Holy Ones'''		\| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" \|'''The Holy Ones'''
	\| '''[[Head of Security\|"The Real Leader of Space Station 13"]]''', [[Security Officer\|"Best Crew Member"]], [[Warden\|"Wouldn't Give me His Gloves"]], [[Detective\|"Lost in Maintenance~~"]], [[Brig Physician\|"Detained for Refusing to Heal my 1 Burn Damage~~"]]		\| '''[[Head of Security\|"The Real Leader of Space Station 13"]]''', [[Security Officer\|"Best Crew Member"]], [[Warden\|"Wouldn't Give me His Gloves"]], [[Detective\|"Lost in Maintenance"]]
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	\| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" \|'''Deconstructors'''		\| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" \|'''Deconstructors'''
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	\| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" \|'''Malpractice'''		\| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" \|'''Malpractice'''
	\| '''[[Chief Medical Officer\|"Detained for Being a Slut"]]''', [[Medical Doctor\|"Detained for Healing a Criminal"]], [[Chemist\|"Detained for Giving lube to the Clown"]], [[Geneticist\|"Executed for being a Freak]], [[Virologist\|"Detained for Making the Black Plague: Part 2"]]		\| '''[[Chief Medical Officer\|"Detained for Being a Slut"]]''', [[Medical Doctor\|"Detained for Healing a Criminal"]], [[Brig Physician\|"Detained for Refusing to Heal my 1 Burn Damage"]], [[Chemist\|"Detained for Giving lube to the Clown"]], [[Geneticist\|"Executed for being a Freak]], [[Virologist\|"Detained for Making the Black Plague: Part 2"]]
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	\| style="background: #92b26d; text-align: center;" id="service" \| '''Back Round Noise'''		\| style="background: #92b26d; text-align: center;" id="service" \| '''Back Round Noise'''

Lagomorphica: Replaces 'retarded' with 'brain damaged'.

2021-04-16T06:49:02Z

Replaces 'retarded' with 'brain damaged'.

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	# Standard security gear isn't robust. Always make sure to bug the warden/HoS for riot gear and a shotgun.		# Standard security gear isn't robust. Always make sure to bug the warden/HoS for riot gear and a shotgun.
	# If they have a flash, they're a dirty revolutionary. It doesn't matter if they are a roboticist, or even a head!		# If they have a flash, they're a dirty revolutionary. It doesn't matter if they are a roboticist, or even a head!
	# If they are gibbering, they are ~~retarded~~ and everyone knows ~~retards~~ can't feel pain!		# If they are gibbering, they are brain damaged, and everyone knows they can't feel pain!
	#Before the round starts, figure out whether you like the SS or the KGB the best.		#Before the round starts, figure out whether you like the SS or the KGB the best.
	#Break into the warden's office and make the best criminal stopping gun you can. If the warden objects, he a is a syndicate plant and you must use your new found power against him! When he is dead, relieve him of his gloves.		#Break into the warden's office and make the best criminal stopping gun you can. If the warden objects, he a is a syndicate plant and you must use your new found power against him! When he is dead, relieve him of his gloves.

Heepox at 12:31, 18 March 2021

2021-03-18T12:31:32Z

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	\| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" \|'''Race War'''		\| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" \|'''Race War'''
	\| [[Humans\|"The Best One"]], [[Lizard\| "Detained for being Maximum Scum"]], [[Flyperson\|"Detained for Puking Everywhere"]], [[Plasmaman\|"Detained for Fire Starting"]], [[Podman\|"Detained for being Vegetables"]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants\|"Detained for being Mutant Scum"]], [[Golem\|"Detained for Irradiating Me"]], [[Felinids\|"Detained for Still Existing"]], [[Ethereals\|"Detained for Improper Lights"]], [[Apids\|"Detained for Buzzing Too Loudly"]], [[Oozelings\|"Melted During Enhanced Interrogation"]], [[IPC\|"Detained for Impersonating Borgs"]]		\| [[Humans\|"The Best One"]], [[Lizard\| "Detained for being Maximum Scum"]], [[Flyperson\|"Detained for Puking Everywhere"]], [[Plasmaman\|"Detained for Fire Starting"]], [[Podman\|"Detained for being Vegetables"]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants\|"Detained for being Mutant Scum"]], [[Golem\|"Detained for Irradiating Me"]], [[Felinids\|"Detained for Still Existing"]], [[Ethereals\|"Detained for Improper Lights"]], [[Apids\|"Detained for Buzzing Too Loudly"]], [[Oozelings\|"Melted During Enhanced Interrogation"]], [[IPC\|"Detained for Impersonating Borgs"]], [[Squidpeople\|"Detained for Never Slipping"]]
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Heepox at 12:25, 18 March 2021

2021-03-18T12:25:47Z

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	== The Rules of Shitcurity ==		== The Rules of Shitcurity ==
			[[File:StunBaton.gif\|400px\|right]]
	# Everybody is guilty even when proven innocent.		# Everybody is guilty even when proven innocent.
	# Always arrest the corpse of a fallen foe, so that he may be pacified in death.		# Always arrest the corpse of a fallen foe, so that he may be pacified in death.
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	# It doesn't matter if there's a rampaging xenomorph on the loose, the guy who made a mess on the floor must be hunted down like the dog he is.		# It doesn't matter if there's a rampaging xenomorph on the loose, the guy who made a mess on the floor must be hunted down like the dog he is.
	#Justice does not have to be polite, so feel free to be an asshole. If anyone describes you as such for doing so, arrest and permabrig them for insulting an officer.		#Justice does not have to be polite, so feel free to be an asshole. If anyone describes you as such for doing so, arrest and permabrig them for insulting an officer.

	== A Video Guide ==		== A Video Guide ==
	[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs6V2oHvwXw Security, in a nutshell]		[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs6V2oHvwXw Security, in a nutshell]

Heepox at 12:24, 18 March 2021

2021-03-18T12:24:02Z

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	\| rowspan = 12 align = "center" \| '''Traitors on BeeStation'''<br>		\| rowspan = 12 align = "center" \| '''[[Jobs\|Traitors]] on BeeStation'''<br>
	[[File:StunBaton.gif\|50px\|link=jobs]]		[[File:StunBaton.gif\|50px\|link=jobs]]
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