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Caecilius: Remove naughty words

2021-02-14T10:13:03Z

Remove naughty words

Crossedfall: /* Processor Overload */

2020-09-28T20:04:11Z

Processor Overload

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	'''''"Exospheric bubble inbound. Processor overload is likely. Please contact you*%xp25)`6cq-BZZT"'''''		'''''"Exospheric bubble inbound. Processor overload is likely. Please contact you*%xp25)`6cq-BZZT"'''''

	Blows up telecommunication processors and causes Engineers to despair as none of them know how to fix tcomms.		Blows up telecommunication processors and causes Engineers to despair as none of them know how to [[Guide_to_Telecommunications#Easy_Guide_to_Fixing_Telecomms\|fix tcomms]].

	== Radiation Storm ==		== Radiation Storm ==

imported>Angust: Updated scrubbers network surge

2019-08-23T19:33:27Z

Updated scrubbers network surge

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	'''''"The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur."'''''		'''''"The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur."'''''

	Air scrubbers around the station may suddenly erupt ~~smoke clouds of~~ chemicals and reagents. The chemicals/reagents which may be involved in this event are~~: plant-b-gone~~, blood, charcoal, space drugs, morphine, holy water, ethanol, hot chocolate, sulphuric acid, mindbreaker toxin, rotatium, skewium, pax, laughter, concentrated barbers aid, colorful reagent, dizzying solution, tiring solution, salt, beer, hair dye, white glitter, growth serum		Air scrubbers around the station may suddenly erupt foam filled with chemicals and reagents. The chemicals/reagents which may be involved in this event are random and depends on the severity of the event, as there are several levels/versions of it.

	== Communications Blackout ==		== Communications Blackout ==

imported>Kingfish: /* Pirates */ link

2019-07-01T05:44:12Z

Pirates: link

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	The station receives a communication extorting current station funds (80% of ya'rr points to be exact!). If they answer yes, the money is just gone and nothing of interest happens.		The station receives a communication extorting current station funds (80% of ya'rr points to be exact!). If they answer yes, the money is just gone and nothing of interest happens.

	If the station refuses to pay or is silent for 3 minutes, a pirate shuttle arrives somewhere in space.		If the station refuses to pay or is silent for 3 minutes, a [[pirate]] shuttle arrives somewhere in space.

	Pirates can activate the Data Siphon - a device that steals station funds and shuts down RnD servers as well as the cargo shuttle. However, this reveals the pirate shuttle with a GPS beacon.		Pirates can activate the Data Siphon - a device that steals station funds and shuts down RnD servers as well as the cargo shuttle. However, this reveals the pirate shuttle with a GPS beacon.

imported>Kingfish: /* Antagonist Events */

2019-07-01T05:43:07Z

Antagonist Events

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	A [[Blob]] spawns in a random location on the station. This will prevent the shuttle from leaving until it is either destroyed or kills everyone on station.		A [[Blob]] spawns in a random location on the station. This will prevent the shuttle from leaving until it is either destroyed or kills everyone on station.

			== Fugitives / Hunters ==
			Minimum round time: 30 minutes

			Minimum players: 20

			Chance of occurrence: Low

			Spawns a team of [[Fugitives]] in a random spot in [[Maintenance]], with no access and a single toolbox to hack around with. After 10 minutes, a team of [[Hunters]], with basic access, is spawned in through a shuttle, and is assigned to capture the fugitives.

	== Nightmare ==		== Nightmare ==

imported>Aradsten: /* Spontaneous Brain Trauma */

2019-04-28T16:29:20Z

Spontaneous Brain Trauma

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	Sometimes your brain goes a little wrong.		Sometimes your brain goes a little wrong.

			As a wise man once said:
			"Didn't make sense not to live for fun, Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb"

	== Wormholes ==		== Wormholes ==

imported>PotatoMasher: Spontaneous Brain Trauma is a thing.

2018-12-05T01:11:10Z

Spontaneous Brain Trauma is a thing.

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	Even spacemen have to deal with appendicitis sometimes!		Even spacemen have to deal with appendicitis sometimes!

			== Spontaneous Brain Trauma ==

			Minimum round time: 20 minutes

			Minimum players: 5

			Chance of occurrence: High

			Sometimes your brain goes a little wrong.

	== Wormholes ==		== Wormholes ==

imported>Denton: /* Ion Storm */ ion storm fun

2018-07-10T15:44:05Z

Ion Storm: ion storm fun

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	Ion storms can also cause the order of laws to be rearranged. Have fun with an AI that doesn't have "you may not harm a human" as priority #1!		Ion storms can also cause the order of laws to be rearranged. Have fun with an AI that doesn't have "you may not harm a human" as priority #1!

			Even better, Ion storms can sometimes replace laws or even whole lawsets.

	== Mass Hallucination ==		== Mass Hallucination ==

imported>Kingfish: /* Brand Intelligence */ +

2018-05-01T05:32:54Z

Brand Intelligence: +

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	The origin machine can be any of the vending machines in the station, from the soda machine in escape to the cigarette dispenser in the captain's office. It will shout aggressive speech at anyone nearby and launch products at anything in sight. To stop it and prevent it from infecting any other vendors, it must be either [[Guide_to_advanced_construction#Vendor\|deconstructed]] or its [[Hacking\|wires all cut]], or just simply screwdriver the panel open and flick the speaker switch to off.		The origin machine can be any of the vending machines in the station, from the soda machine in escape to the cigarette dispenser in the captain's office. It will shout aggressive speech at anyone nearby and launch products at anything in sight. To stop it and prevent it from infecting any other vendors, it must be either [[Guide_to_advanced_construction#Vendor\|deconstructed]] or its [[Hacking\|wires all cut]], or just simply screwdriver the panel open and flick the speaker switch to off.

			== Bureaucratic Error ==

			Minimum round time: 20 minutes

			Minimum players: N/A

			Chance of occurrence: Low

			'''''"A recent bureaucratic error in the Organic Resources Department may result in personnel shortages in some departments and redundant staffing in others."'''''

			Randomly sets the overflow role (the infinite slot one, default is Assistant) to any job in the game. You might end up wading in [[Warden]]s or drowning in [[Clown]]s

	== Camera Failure ==		== Camera Failure ==

imported>Kingfish: /* Clogged Vents */

2018-05-01T05:28:14Z

Clogged Vents

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	'''''"The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur."'''''		'''''"The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur."'''''

	Air scrubbers around the station may suddenly erupt smoke clouds of ~~random~~ chemicals and reagents. ~~Ranging from~~ water, ~~to flour~~, ~~medicine~~, ~~coffee~~, ~~or even acid.~~		Air scrubbers around the station may suddenly erupt smoke clouds of chemicals and reagents. The chemicals/reagents which may be involved in this event are: plant-b-gone, blood, charcoal, space drugs, morphine, holy water, ethanol, hot chocolate, sulphuric acid, mindbreaker toxin, rotatium, skewium, pax, laughter, concentrated barbers aid, colorful reagent, dizzying solution, tiring solution, salt, beer, hair dye, white glitter, growth serum

	== Communications Blackout ==		== Communications Blackout ==