Guide to telescience - Revision history

Lagomorphica: Replaces 'retarded' with 'dumbass'.

2021-04-16T06:48:18Z

Replaces 'retarded' with 'dumbass'.

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	===Step 1, in detail===		===Step 1, in detail===
	[[File:Telescience Room.png\|thumb\|515px\|alt=Telescience Room\|link=Telescience\|This thing.]]		[[File:Telescience Room.png\|thumb\|515px\|alt=Telescience Room\|link=Telescience\|This thing.]]
	#Grab two GPS's from the table to your left. Look at the image provided if you are ~~retarded~~ and can't find them.		#Grab two GPS's from the table to your left. Look at the image provided if you are a dumbass and can't find them.
	#Take one and place it on the telepad. Again, look at the image provided if you have no idea what I'm talking about.		#Take one and place it on the telepad. Again, look at the image provided if you have no idea what I'm talking about.
	#Now, go to the telescience computer and use it. Set the bearing and elevation to whatever the hell you want, but 0° for the bearing and 45° for the elevation makes the following steps easier.		#Now, go to the telescience computer and use it. Set the bearing and elevation to whatever the hell you want, but 0° for the bearing and 45° for the elevation makes the following steps easier.

imported>Denton: added a big angry note that says that telescience is dead

2019-07-27T20:24:44Z

added a big angry note that says that telescience is dead

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	Welcome to Telescience, the science where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible\|legitimate purposes]].		Welcome to Telescience, the science where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible\|legitimate purposes]].

	<s>'''Please note that the Telescience Lab is not available at roundstart on any map. If you want to do telescience, you'll first have to build the equipment yourself with components from [[Research and Development]].'''</s> ~~Telescience is kill. Where was you when goof said, tele is kill?~~		<s>'''Please note that the Telescience Lab is not available at roundstart on any map. If you want to do telescience, you'll first have to build the equipment yourself with components from [[Research and Development]].'''</s> The machines still exist in the code, and you can salvage some parts from space, but that's simply just not enough.
	The machines still exist in the code, and you can salvage some parts from space, but that's simply just not enough.

	===Tha' Hell is This New Fangled Telescience Stuff That Runs on That Electricial-Tricity?===		===Tha' Hell is This New Fangled Telescience Stuff That Runs on That Electricial-Tricity?===

imported>Denton at 20:23, 27 July 2019

2019-07-27T20:23:22Z

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			{{Important
			\|Title=Removed
			\|Image=Paper.png
			\|Note=<span style="background-color:white"><font color="black">[[File:Telescience.gif\|32px]] '''Telescience has been removed from the game; this page is archived for historical purposes. Were you looking for the [[Machines#Bluespace_Launchpad\|Bluespace Launchpad]] instead?''' [[File:Telescience.gif\|32px]]</font></span>
			\|Color=#F00
			}}

	Welcome to Telescience, the science where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible\|legitimate purposes]].		Welcome to Telescience, the science where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible\|legitimate purposes]].

imported>ESR: Added to category: Removed Content.

2018-03-01T14:18:38Z

Added to category: Removed Content.

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	* Teleport bombs from toxins into every "secure" location.		* Teleport bombs from toxins into every "secure" location.

	[[Category:Guides]]		[[Category:Guides]] [[Category:Removed Content]]

imported>ESR: Replaced dead Dropbox links with with archived versions. See the discussion page for more info.

2018-03-01T13:33:25Z

Replaced dead Dropbox links with with archived versions. See the discussion page for more info.

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	* Coordinate maps:		* Coordinate maps:
	** Z-level 1 (station itself): [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/station_coordinates.jpg boxstation], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/meta_coordinates.jpg metastation]		** Z-level 1 (station itself): [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022824/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/station_coordinates.jpg boxstation], [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022827/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/meta_coordinates.jpg metastation]
	** Z-level 3 (old telecommunications sat): [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/old_tcommsat_coordinates.jpg tcommsat], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/old_teleporter_coordinates.jpg abandoned teleporter], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/white_shuttle_coordinates.jpg white shuttle]		** Z-level 3 (old telecommunications sat): [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022829/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/old_tcommsat_coordinates.jpg tcommsat], [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022830/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/old_teleporter_coordinates.jpg abandoned teleporter], [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022830/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/white_shuttle_coordinates.jpg white shuttle]
	** Z-level 4 (derelict): [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/derelict_coordinates.jpg derelict], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/derelict_teleporter_coordinates.jpg derelict teleporter], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/clown_shuttle_coordinates.jpg clown shuttle], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/dj_station_coordinates.jpg DJ station]		** Z-level 4 (derelict): [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022830/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/derelict_coordinates.jpg derelict], [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022831/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/derelict_teleporter_coordinates.jpg derelict teleporter], [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022831/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/clown_shuttle_coordinates.jpg clown shuttle], [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022832/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/dj_station_coordinates.jpg DJ station]
	** Z-level 5 (mining): [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_main_coordinates.jpg main outpost], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_west_coordinates.jpg west outpost], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_north_coordinates.jpg north outpost], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/labor_camp_coordinates.jpg labor camp], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_alien_coordinates.jpg alien-weed-covered part]		** Z-level 5 (mining): [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022832/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_main_coordinates.jpg main outpost], [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022833/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_west_coordinates.jpg west outpost], [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022833/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_north_coordinates.jpg north outpost], [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022833/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/labor_camp_coordinates.jpg labor camp], [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022833/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_alien_coordinates.jpg alien-weed-covered part]
	** [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps%20v2.zip Coordinate Maps All-In-One zip-package]		** [https://web.archive.org/web/20160605022834/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps%20v2.zip Coordinate Maps All-In-One zip-package]

	===Traitorous Uses of Telescience===		===Traitorous Uses of Telescience===

imported>Kingfish at 06:49, 20 February 2018

2018-02-20T06:49:26Z

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	Welcome to Telescience, the science where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible\|legitimate purposes]].		Welcome to Telescience, the science where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible\|legitimate purposes]].

	'''Please note that the Telescience Lab is not available at roundstart on any map. If you want to do telescience, you'll first have to build the equipment yourself with components from [[Research and Development]].'''		<s>'''Please note that the Telescience Lab is not available at roundstart on any map. If you want to do telescience, you'll first have to build the equipment yourself with components from [[Research and Development]].'''</s> Telescience is kill. Where was you when goof said, tele is kill?
			The machines still exist in the code, and you can salvage some parts from space, but that's simply just not enough.

	===Tha' Hell is This New Fangled Telescience Stuff That Runs on That Electricial-Tricity?===		===Tha' Hell is This New Fangled Telescience Stuff That Runs on That Electricial-Tricity?===

imported>Kingfish at 06:45, 20 February 2018

2018-02-20T06:45:11Z

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	~~{{Important~~
	~~\|Title=Removed~~
	~~\|Image=Paper.png~~
	~~\|Note=Telescience has been essentially removed from the game, short of scientists getting bored during an extended round and creating it themselves.~~
	~~\|Color=#F00~~
	}}

	Welcome to Telescience, the science where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible\|legitimate purposes]].		Welcome to Telescience, the science where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible\|legitimate purposes]].

imported>Kingfish: porting

2018-02-20T06:43:45Z

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imported>XDTM: rip telesci

2017-06-10T11:43:32Z

rip telesci

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			{{Important
			\|Title=Removed
			\|Image=Paper.png
			\|Note=Telescience has been removed from the game short of adminspawn. This page is archived for historical purposes.
			\|Color=#F00
			}}

	Welcome to Telescience, the science where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible\|legitimate purposes]].		Welcome to Telescience, the science where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible\|legitimate purposes]].

imported>XDTM: rip bird

2017-02-25T10:12:35Z

rip bird

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	Welcome to Telescience, the science where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible\|legitimate purposes]].		Welcome to Telescience, the science where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible\|legitimate purposes]].

	'''Please note that the Telescience Lab is not available at roundstart on any map ~~but Birdboat~~. If you want to do telescience, you'll first have to build the equipment yourself with components from [[Research and Development]].'''		'''Please note that the Telescience Lab is not available at roundstart on any map. If you want to do telescience, you'll first have to build the equipment yourself with components from [[Research and Development]].'''

	===Tha' Hell is This New Fangled Telescience Stuff That Runs on That Electricial-Tricity?===		===Tha' Hell is This New Fangled Telescience Stuff That Runs on That Electricial-Tricity?===