E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR - Revision history

PigeonVerde: The experimenor is really dead, long live Artifacts.

2024-07-21T12:40:49Z

The experimenor is really dead, long live Artifacts.

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	{{Template:Important		{{Template:Important
	\|Title=~~Dead Feature~~		\|Title=Removed
	\|Note=The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR ~~is still in~~ the game~~, but following a rework of R&D its only positive use (improving items' tech values) has been stripped out. Using~~ this ~~machine~~ for ~~anything beyond scanning strange items will only be a waste of time. You have been warned~~.		\|Note=The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR has been removed from the game; this page is archived for historical purposes. Were you looking for the [[Guide_to_Artifacts\|guide to artifacts]] instead?'
	}}		}}

Bluezorua: "updates" it to be modern

2021-11-13T16:15:53Z

"updates" it to be modern

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			== The only fucking modern day use for this ==
			Just throw "strange objects" you find in maint into this and press discover, that will allow you to use them inhand for a random effect, thats it. It can also sometimes very rarely just teleport Ian or Runtime


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imported>Kingfish: sigh, resetting, doesn't look like its going anywhere anytime soon

2018-02-23T05:55:12Z

sigh, resetting, doesn't look like its going anywhere anytime soon

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imported>Kingfish at 17:51, 17 February 2018

2018-02-17T17:51:43Z

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	As of [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/35466 PR #35466], the E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR is useful again. Yay!		As of [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/35466 PR #35466], the E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR might soon be useful again. Yay!

	The '''Enhanced Xenobiological Period Extraction (and) Restoration Instructor Mentor''' is a machine designed to discover the secrets behind every item in existence. It can be found in the [[Experimental Lab]].		The '''Enhanced Xenobiological Period Extraction (and) Restoration Instructor Mentor''' is a machine designed to discover the secrets behind every item in existence. It can be found in the [[Experimental Lab]].

imported>Kingfish: /* Discover */

2018-02-17T06:19:05Z

Discover

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imported>Kingfish at 06:18, 17 February 2018

2018-02-17T06:18:51Z

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 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, reversing the direction of cooling!''
-=== Clone ===
+===Clone===
-'''Clone:''' The object inserted into the E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR is duplicated.
+'''Clone:''' The object is duplicated.
 Produces the message: ''A duplicate banana pops out!''
-'''Bad Clone:''' The object inserted into the E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR is duplicated. The clone is temporary.
+'''Bad Clone:''' The object is duplicated. The clone is temporary.
 Produces the message: ''Banana melts into a puddle of grey slag.''
 ===Obliterate===
-'''Implosion:''' The machine's pressure lever has malfunctioned, causing it to pierce the space-time momentarily, making everything in the area fly towards it.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's crusher goes way too many levels too high, crushing right through space-time!''
-'''Distortion:''' The machine's pressure leveler has been completely disabled, resulting in a momentary space-time distortion, causing everything to fly around.
+'''Spacetime Throw:''' Objects are thrown away from the machine, which crushes space-time itself.
 Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's crusher goes one level too high, crushing right into space-time!''

imported>Kingfish: /* Cold */

2018-02-17T06:05:19Z

Cold

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	===Cold===		===Cold===

	'''~~Freezer~~:''' The ~~machine~~'s ~~cooling loop has sprung~~ a ~~leak, resulting in a cloud of super-cooled liquid being blasted into~~ the ~~air~~.		'''Coolant Fail:''' Ding! Your death coffee (which can be made up of uranium, frost oil, or ephedrine) is ready!
			Chance: 20

			Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's emergency coolant system gives off a small ding!''

			'''Frost Cloud:''' Poisonous frost oil smoke is released by the machine.
			Chance: 20

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and releasing a dangerous cloud of coolant!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and releasing a dangerous cloud of coolant!''

	'''~~Fridge~~:''' The machine's cooling loop has been exposed to the outside air, resulting in a large decrease in temperature.		'''Cold Gas:''' The machine's cooling loop has been exposed to the outside air, resulting in a large decrease in temperature.
			Chance: 30

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and leaking cold air!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and leaking cold air!''

	'''~~Snowstorm~~:''' The machine~~'s cooling loop has come into contact with the heating coils, resulting in~~ a ~~sudden blast of cool air~~.		'''Freeze Item:''' The object freezes over, and the air around the machine cools down to a dangerous level.
			Chance: 50

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, releasing a flurry of chilly air as the banana pops out!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, releasing a flurry of chilly air as the banana pops out!''

			'''Cool Container:''' The object cools down.
			Chance: 80

			Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR cools the banana.''

			'''Snowstorm:''' Cold exhaust is ejected around the machine.
			Chance: 20

			Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, reversing the direction of cooling!''

	=== Clone ===		=== Clone ===

imported>Kingfish: /* Basic Process */

2018-02-17T05:54:19Z

Basic Process

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	*There are relics that spawn in random places through the station called 'strange objects' that are of technological background and can be used with this machine.		*There are relics that spawn in random places through the station called 'strange objects' that are of technological background and can be used with this machine.
			*The relics always follow the format ("broken","twisted","spun","improved","silly","regular","badly made") ("device","object","toy","illegal tech","weapon").

	==Advanced Usage==		==Advanced Usage==

imported>Kingfish: fmt

2018-02-17T05:53:03Z

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imported>Kingfish: /* Cold */

2018-02-17T05:52:14Z

Cold

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	===Cold===		===Cold===

	'''Freezer:''' The machine's cooling loop has sprung a leak, resulting in a cloud of super-cooled liquid being blasted into the air.		'''Freezer:''' The machine's cooling loop has sprung a leak, resulting in a cloud of super-cooled liquid being blasted into the air.

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	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, releasing a flurry of chilly air as the banana pops out!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, releasing a flurry of chilly air as the banana pops out!''


			=== Clone ===

			'''Clone:''' The object inserted into the E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR is duplicated.

			Produces the message: ''A duplicate banana pops out!''

			'''Bad Clone:''' The object inserted into the E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR is duplicated. The clone is temporary.

			Produces the message: ''Banana melts into a puddle of grey slag.''

	===Obliterate===		===Obliterate===

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	===Fail===		===Fail===
	This event is produced when the item mismatches the selected experiment. Produces a random message similar to: "the Banana rumbles, and shakes, the experiment was a failure!"		This event is produced when the item mismatches the selected experiment. Produces a random message similar to: "the Banana rumbles, and shakes, the experiment was a failure!"


	===Poke===		===Poke===
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	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions and destroys the banana, lashing it's arms out at nearby people!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions and destroys the banana, lashing it's arms out at nearby people!''


	'''Mistype:''' The machine's interface has been garbled, and it switches to OBLITERATE.		'''Mistype:''' The machine's interface has been garbled, and it switches to OBLITERATE.

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions!''


	'''Throw:''' The machine's spatial recognition device has shifted several meters across the room, causing it to try and reposition the item there.		'''Throw:''' The machine's spatial recognition device has shifted several meters across the room, causing it to try and reposition the item there.

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, throwing the banana!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, throwing the banana!''


	===Irradiate===		===Irradiate===
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	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, melting the banana and leaking radiation!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, melting the banana and leaking radiation!''


	'''Radiation Dump:''' The machine's recycling and containment functions have failed, resulting in a dump of toxic waste around it.		'''Radiation Dump:''' The machine's recycling and containment functions have failed, resulting in a dump of toxic waste around it.

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, spewing toxic waste!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, spewing toxic waste!''


	'''Mutation:''' The machine's radio-isotope level meter has malfunctioned, causing it over-irradiate the item, making it transform.		'''Mutation:''' The machine's radio-isotope level meter has malfunctioned, causing it over-irradiate the item, making it transform.

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, transforming the banana!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, transforming the banana!''


	===Gas===		===Gas===
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	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR destroys the banana, leaking dangerous gas!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR destroys the banana, leaking dangerous gas!''


	'''Gas Leak:''' The machine's vent systems have failed, resulting in a cloud of harmless, but obscuring gas.		'''Gas Leak:''' The machine's vent systems have failed, resulting in a cloud of harmless, but obscuring gas.

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, spewing harmless gas!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, spewing harmless gas!''


	'''Electromagnetic Ions:''' The machine's electrolytic scanners have failed, causing a dangerous Electromagnetic reaction.		'''Electromagnetic Ions:''' The machine's electrolytic scanners have failed, causing a dangerous Electromagnetic reaction.

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR melts the banana, ionizing the air around it!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR melts the banana, ionizing the air around it!''


	===Heat===		===Heat===
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	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, melting the banana and releasing a burst of flame!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, melting the banana and releasing a burst of flame!''


	'''Sauna:''' The machine's vent loop has sprung a leak, resulting in a large amount of superheated air being dumped around it.		'''Sauna:''' The machine's vent loop has sprung a leak, resulting in a large amount of superheated air being dumped around it.

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, melting the banana and leaking hot air!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, melting the banana and leaking hot air!''


	'''Emergency Vent:''' The machine's temperature gauge has malfunctioned, resulting in it attempting to cool the area around it, but instead, dumping a cloud of steam.		'''Emergency Vent:''' The machine's temperature gauge has malfunctioned, resulting in it attempting to cool the area around it, but instead, dumping a cloud of steam.

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, activating it's emergency coolant systems!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, activating it's emergency coolant systems!''


	===Cold===		===Cold===
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	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and releasing a dangerous cloud of coolant!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and releasing a dangerous cloud of coolant!''


	'''Fridge:''' The machine's cooling loop has been exposed to the outside air, resulting in a large decrease in temperature.		'''Fridge:''' The machine's cooling loop has been exposed to the outside air, resulting in a large decrease in temperature.

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and leaking cold air!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, shattering the banana and leaking cold air!''


	'''Snowstorm:''' The machine's cooling loop has come into contact with the heating coils, resulting in a sudden blast of cool air.		'''Snowstorm:''' The machine's cooling loop has come into contact with the heating coils, resulting in a sudden blast of cool air.

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, releasing a flurry of chilly air as the banana pops out!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR malfunctions, releasing a flurry of chilly air as the banana pops out!''


	=== Clone ===		=== Clone ===
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	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's crusher goes way too many levels too high, crushing right through space-time!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's crusher goes way too many levels too high, crushing right through space-time!''


	'''Distortion:''' The machine's pressure leveler has been completely disabled, resulting in a momentary space-time distortion, causing everything to fly around.		'''Distortion:''' The machine's pressure leveler has been completely disabled, resulting in a momentary space-time distortion, causing everything to fly around.

	Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's crusher goes one level too high, crushing right into space-time!''		Produces the message: ''The E.X.P.E.R.I-MENTOR's crusher goes one level too high, crushing right into space-time!''