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	\|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]		\|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]
	\|duties = Make food, nag at hydroponics to grow you stuff, make meat from the odd lifeforms found in the morgue		\|duties = Make food, nag at hydroponics to grow you stuff, make meat from the odd lifeforms found in the morgue
	\|guides = [[Guide to ~~food and drinks~~]]		\|guides = [[Guide to Food]]
	\|quote = No, officer - I'm using their corpses for food.		\|quote = No, officer - I'm using their corpses for food.
	}}		}}

Ruko: /* This is a Knife, and That is a Rolling Pin */

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This is a Knife, and That is a Rolling Pin

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	=== This is a Knife, and That is a Rolling Pin ===		=== This is a Knife, and That is a Rolling Pin ===
	The knife and the rolling pin on your table are invaluable in making food. You can cut cheese very easy with the knife, slice foods like pizza and cakes, and prepare other foods (test what you can cut with it). [[Ian\|Some]] animals can be butchered with the knife as well. The rolling pin, meanwhile, is used to flatten certain ingredients, such as dough.		The knife and the rolling pin on your table are invaluable in making food. You can cut cheese very easy with the knife, slice foods like pizza and cakes, and prepare other foods (test what you can cut with it). [[Ian\|Some]] animals can be butchered with the knife as well. The rolling pin, meanwhile, is used to flatten certain ingredients, such as dough.

	Other than that, they are also weapons! The knife, in particular, is an excellent melee weapon .[[Hacking\|Tinker with your vending machines]], and you can get even stronger <s>security risks</s> knives!
	===[[File:ChefBox.png]] Ingredients Boxes ===		===[[File:ChefBox.png]] Ingredients Boxes ===
	Besides the basics that your kitchen is initially stocked with, you will start out with a randomly selected box of less common ingredients in your backpack. The box should contain enough ingredients for you to get started before your botany buddies <s>ignore you and smoke weed</s> can provide you with a steady supply of fresh produce.		Besides the basics that your kitchen is initially stocked with, you will start out with a randomly selected box of less common ingredients in your backpack. The box should contain enough ingredients for you to get started before your botany buddies <s>ignore you and smoke weed</s> can provide you with a steady supply of fresh produce.
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	If no one is working botany and you're too lazy to stop by the HoP, the [[Garden]] has some basic produce available (most usefully, wheat) and the ability to make more seeds, assuming [[Assistant\|no one]]'s ransacked it.		If no one is working botany and you're too lazy to stop by the HoP, the [[Garden]] has some basic produce available (most usefully, wheat) and the ability to make more seeds, assuming [[Assistant\|no one]]'s ransacked it.
	=== The Best Meat Pies on Station ===		=== The Best Meat Pies on Station ===
	~~The glory days of meatspikes~~ are sadly gone, and they can no longer be used to slaughter monkeys instantly. Nowadays, they're usually only good for holding <s>victims</s> animals awaiting butchering. However, even so, monkeys are still a good source of food in the gibber, and they will produce a small amount of meat for you to use. Monkeys can be produced by adding water to a monkey cube; monkey cubes can be produced with the biogenerator or ordered in a supply crate.		Monkeys are a good source of food in the gibber, and they will produce a small amount of meat for you to use. Monkeys can be produced by adding water to a monkey cube; monkey cubes can be produced with the biogenerator or ordered in a supply crate.

	Some [[critters]] can be gibbed with your knife for meat, but they need to be dead first. Try not to kill Pete, as it is able to eat [[Random_event#Space_Vines\|space vines]] if alive. Pete also has an udder for some ungodly reason and can produce fresh milk infinitely (every tick has a 5% chance to produce between 5 and 10 milk), so killing them for meat should be a last resort.		Some [[critters]] can be gibbed with your knife for meat, but they need to be dead first. Try not to kill Pete, as it is able to eat [[Random_event#Space_Vines\|space vines]] if alive. Pete also has an udder for some ungodly reason and can produce fresh milk infinitely (every tick has a 5% chance to produce between 5 and 10 milk), so killing them for meat should be a last resort.
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	If you enjoy freedom, you can cook things by putting them in the deep fryer. Even objects that aren't normally edible can be fried and then eaten. To use the deep fryer, put something in it, and it will begin soaking in the greasy goodness. The fryer will emit a sound after some time to signify that it's officially fried, but true cooks a little bit longer for that perfect deep fry.		If you enjoy freedom, you can cook things by putting them in the deep fryer. Even objects that aren't normally edible can be fried and then eaten. To use the deep fryer, put something in it, and it will begin soaking in the greasy goodness. The fryer will emit a sound after some time to signify that it's officially fried, but true cooks a little bit longer for that perfect deep fry.

	Deep fryers use cooking oil to cook things put into it. It starts with 25 units, and uses 0.05 per tick by default. As food fries, it gains more cooking oil internally, with overfried foods having a massive amount of cooking oil in them. Deep fryers ''require'' cooking oil in order to fry food. You can't just use water or any other reagent. However, as long as there's enough cooking oil to fry with, the fried food will transfer any reagents in the fryer to itself, meaning that you can ~~put [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cyanide\|healthy flavor-enhancers]] in it to~~ saturate the food you fry in it.		Deep fryers use cooking oil to cook things put into it. It starts with 25 units, and uses 0.05 per tick by default. As food fries, it gains more cooking oil internally, with overfried foods having a massive amount of cooking oil in them. Deep fryers ''require'' cooking oil in order to fry food. You can't just use water or any other reagent. However, as long as there's enough cooking oil to fry with, the fried food will transfer any reagents in the fryer to itself, meaning that you can saturate the food you fry in it with any manner of things.

	You can find cooking oil yourself inside of a vat in your freezer, which has 1000 units of it by default. Cooking oil itself has a few special properties - hot oil splashed on people will deal a hefty amount of burn damage scaling with temperature (capping at 35 burn per reaction), it makes floors slippery, and it automatically fries foods it comes in contact with!		You can find cooking oil yourself inside of a vat in your freezer, which has 1000 units of it by default. Cooking oil itself has a few special properties - hot oil splashed on people will deal a hefty amount of burn damage scaling with temperature (capping at 35 burn per reaction), it makes floors slippery, and it automatically fries foods it comes in contact with!

	If you have an aggressive grip on someone you're pulling, you can click on the fryer to dunk their face into the hot oil, dealing huge burn damage and knocking them down. This will use half of the reagents in the fryer, though, so repeated dunkings will use them up very quickly. If you can get your hands on some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid\|hotter]] [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine_Trifluoride\|liquids]], then your deep fryer can become hilariously deadly, but remember that it needs cooking oil to actually do the frying part.
	=== Culinary Science ===		=== Culinary Science ===
	[[R&D]] can upgrade your microwaves, doubling the amount of food they produce! On long shifts with lots of people this will prove invaluable, assuming all the scientists haven't set themselves on fire. They can also upgrade machines like your gibber (which will produce a ''horrifying'' amount of meat when fully upgraded) and your deep fryers (which will use less oil and fry things faster.)		[[R&D]] can upgrade your microwaves, doubling the amount of food they produce! On long shifts with lots of people this will prove invaluable, assuming all the scientists haven't set themselves on fire. They can also upgrade machines like your gibber (which will produce a ''horrifying'' amount of meat when fully upgraded) and your deep fryers (which will use less oil and fry things faster.)
	~~=== Avoiding Death by Irony ===~~
	'''Close your door behind you when you enter the kitchen.''' If you leave your door open when you come in, a [[Traitor\|murderer]] can run in and quickly stab you with a [[Traitor Items\|pen]], take your ID, and throw you in your own gibber before you can say "BORK BORK BORK!" If people are trying to break in regardless, close the shutters over the tables, or give the table-climbing intruder a quick shove by running into them before they can descend into your sacred workspace.
	== Homeopathy ==		== Homeopathy ==
	All food contains the universal ingredient called "Nutriment." It's what nourishes you and ~~heals your injuries when~~ you ~~eat. Although food might not heal you as quickly as the doctor can (or~~ from ~~the more exotic dangers of the station), it can often heal for more over time~~. ~~Blending down a bunch of donuts~~ and ~~burgers into a nice nutriment shake can be just the right pick-me-up after having the shit beat out of~~ you.		All food contains the universal ingredient called "Nutriment." It's what nourishes you and keeps you from starving. Eat too much and you'll become slow and blubbery

	Healthy foods also contain "Vitamin" which heals you ~~better~~ and can strengthen your metabolism against viruses and harmful chemicals as well as increase the effect of medicine on you.		Healthy foods also contain "Vitamin" which heals you and can strengthen your metabolism against viruses and harmful chemicals as well as increase the effect of medicine on you.

	You can put your healthy food inside snack vending machines so players have more food choices.		You can put your healthy food inside snack vending machines so players have more food choices.
	== Close-Quarters Cooking [[File:CQC_manual.png]] ==		== Close-Quarters Cooking [[File:CQC_manual.png]] ==
	As of a recent recruitment initiative by Nanotrasen, all cooks are now trained in close-quarters cookery, or CQC for short. To protect their workplace from ~~[[Assistant\|certain]] [[Clown\|~~people]] who like to hop the tables to mess up your day and, more importantly, your precious cooking. This functions very similar to the CQC martial art that nuclear operatives can buy from their uplink - it shares the move set, as well as its bonuses, and is mechanically identical. However, ''your'' CQC only works in the kitchen and cold room. As soon as you step foot outside of this area, your unarmed skills revert to normal.		As of a recent recruitment initiative by Nanotrasen, all cooks are now trained in close-quarters cookery, or CQC for short. To protect their workplace from people who like to hop the tables to mess up your day and, more importantly, your precious cooking. This functions very similar to the CQC martial art that nuclear operatives can buy from their uplink - it shares the move set, as well as its bonuses, and is mechanically identical. However, ''your'' CQC only works in the kitchen and cold room. As soon as you step foot outside of this area, your unarmed skills revert to normal.

	CQC is pretty damn powerful. You can view the moveset in-game by using the button titled Remember The Basics in your CQC tab. If you need a refresher, you can also find the moveset [[Syndicate_Items#CQC_Manual\|on the Syndicate Items entry for the CQC manual]]. Of course, yours only works in the kitchen, but the moves are the same.		CQC is pretty damn powerful. You can view the moveset in-game by using the button titled Remember The Basics in your CQC tab. If you need a refresher, you can also find the moveset [[Syndicate_Items#CQC_Manual\|on the Syndicate Items entry for the CQC manual]]. Of course, yours only works in the kitchen, but the moves are the same.
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	* You can put a tray on your belt. They can carry up to 7 items of tiny or small size, making them more versatile (but bulkier) than toolbelts or fanny packs.		* You can put a tray on your belt. They can carry up to 7 items of tiny or small size, making them more versatile (but bulkier) than toolbelts or fanny packs.
	* Try asking science to upgrade your food processor. It can dramatically reduce ingredient consumption for a wide variety of dishes including sausages, spaghetti, meat buns and more!		* Try asking science to upgrade your food processor. It can dramatically reduce ingredient consumption for a wide variety of dishes including sausages, spaghetti, meat buns and more!
	~~===Tips for Traitoring===~~
	* A decent amount of food you can cook will actually cause damage. Some notable examples include:
	** Fish & Chips, Fish Fingers, and Carp Sashimi are all fairly toxic.
	** Enchiladas and Nettle Soup are both potentially deadly if consumed in full, dealing huge amounts of burn damage. However, nettle soup also contains omnizine which may heal the damage.
	** Amanita Jelly, Jelly Burgers, and even just raw Slime Jelly is incredibly lethal in mere moments, making it not a bad option for some force-feeding.
	* When you gib a human, the meat is marked with their name (Adeline Lacon-Meat), so be careful not to leave it lying around, or people might start to ask questions.
	* You can stash items in bread and a few other foods, so you can facilitate prison breaks by sending up tools, an emag, or even a small weapon to your buddies in the Prison Wing.
	* Try leaving some tasty dishes on the food prep table and [[Syndicate_Items#Chameleon_Projector\|hiding]]. When a [[Assistant\|hungry]] [[Clown\|crewman]] inevitably jumps onto the front counter to get at it, mash them into a fine paste by repeatedly closing the shutters.
	~~== A Meal to Kill For ==~~
	Traitor Cook is pretty damned fun, especially if you get some some items to knock people out like the crossbow or the sleepy pen. You can even take syringes full of nasty [[Chemist\|chemicals]] and inject it into food items. The best part about being a traitor cook is the cleanup; seeing a cook dragging a locker with a dead body in it is pretty par for the course, so no one will question you when you toss your target's body in the gibber. If you have a compatriot in Hydroponics, they can grow you some poisonous shrooms which you can then refine with the Blender and ChemMaster. Don't forget your knife and rolling pin! In short, go full Sweeney Todd and make delicious meat pies out of people. You can also feed fat people the mint, which gibs them.
	{{Jobs}}		{{Jobs}}
	[[Category:Jobs]]		[[Category:Jobs]]

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Cheesepizza2: How did "meatballs" turn into "faggots"?

2021-02-01T23:27:03Z

How did "meatballs" turn into "faggots"?

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	!Italian		!Italian
	\|3 tomatoes, 3 ~~faggots~~, 1 bottle of wine		\|3 tomatoes, 3 meatballs, 1 bottle of wine
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	!Vegetarian		!Vegetarian

imported>Angust: /* Close-Quarters Cooking File:CQC_manual.png */ -the

2019-03-23T23:15:44Z

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	== Close-Quarters Cooking [[File:CQC_manual.png]] ==		== Close-Quarters Cooking [[File:CQC_manual.png]] ==

	As of a recent recruitment initiative by Nanotrasen, all cooks are now trained in close-quarters cookery, or CQC for short. To protect their workplace from [[Assistant\|certain]] [[Clown\|people]] who like to hop the tables to mess up your day and, more importantly, your precious cooking. This functions very similar to the CQC martial art that nuclear operatives can buy from their uplink - it shares the move set, as well as its bonuses, and is mechanically identical. However, ''your'' CQC only works in the kitchen and ~~the~~ cold room. As soon as you step foot outside of this area, your unarmed skills revert to normal.		As of a recent recruitment initiative by Nanotrasen, all cooks are now trained in close-quarters cookery, or CQC for short. To protect their workplace from [[Assistant\|certain]] [[Clown\|people]] who like to hop the tables to mess up your day and, more importantly, your precious cooking. This functions very similar to the CQC martial art that nuclear operatives can buy from their uplink - it shares the move set, as well as its bonuses, and is mechanically identical. However, ''your'' CQC only works in the kitchen and cold room. As soon as you step foot outside of this area, your unarmed skills revert to normal.

	CQC is pretty damn powerful. You can view the moveset in-game by using the button titled Remember The Basics in your CQC tab. If you need a refresher, you can also find the moveset [[Syndicate_Items#CQC_Manual\|on the Syndicate Items entry for the CQC manual]]. Of course, yours only works in the kitchen, but the moves are the same.		CQC is pretty damn powerful. You can view the moveset in-game by using the button titled Remember The Basics in your CQC tab. If you need a refresher, you can also find the moveset [[Syndicate_Items#CQC_Manual\|on the Syndicate Items entry for the CQC manual]]. Of course, yours only works in the kitchen, but the moves are the same.

imported>Angust: /* Close-Quarters Cooking File:CQC_manual.png */

2019-03-23T23:14:53Z

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	== Close-Quarters Cooking [[File:CQC_manual.png]] ==		== Close-Quarters Cooking [[File:CQC_manual.png]] ==

	As of a recent recruitment initiative by Nanotrasen, all cooks are now trained in close-quarters cookery, or CQC for short. to protect their workplace from [[Assistant\|certain]] [[Clown\|people]] who like to hop the tables to mess up your day and, more importantly, your precious cooking. This functions very similar to the CQC martial art that nuclear operatives can buy from their uplink - it shares the move set, as well as its bonuses, and is mechanically identical. However, ''your'' CQC only works in the kitchen and the cold room. As soon as you step foot outside of this area, your unarmed skills revert to normal.		As of a recent recruitment initiative by Nanotrasen, all cooks are now trained in close-quarters cookery, or CQC for short. To protect their workplace from [[Assistant\|certain]] [[Clown\|people]] who like to hop the tables to mess up your day and, more importantly, your precious cooking. This functions very similar to the CQC martial art that nuclear operatives can buy from their uplink - it shares the move set, as well as its bonuses, and is mechanically identical. However, ''your'' CQC only works in the kitchen and the cold room. As soon as you step foot outside of this area, your unarmed skills revert to normal.

	CQC is pretty damn powerful. You can view the moveset in-game by using the button titled Remember The Basics in your CQC tab. If you need a refresher, you can also find the moveset [[Syndicate_Items#CQC_Manual\|on the Syndicate Items entry for the CQC manual]]. Of course, yours only works in the kitchen, but the moves are the same.		CQC is pretty damn powerful. You can view the moveset in-game by using the button titled Remember The Basics in your CQC tab. If you need a refresher, you can also find the moveset [[Syndicate_Items#CQC_Manual\|on the Syndicate Items entry for the CQC manual]]. Of course, yours only works in the kitchen, but the moves are the same.

imported>Angust: /* Close-Quarters Cooking File:CQC_manual.png */ Updated where CQC works.

2019-03-23T23:14:12Z

Close-Quarters Cooking File:CQC_manual.png: Updated where CQC works.

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	== Close-Quarters Cooking [[File:CQC_manual.png]] ==		== Close-Quarters Cooking [[File:CQC_manual.png]] ==

	As of a recent recruitment initiative by Nanotrasen, all cooks are now trained in close-quarters cookery, or CQC for short. to protect their workplace from [[Assistant\|certain]] [[Clown\|people]] who like to hop the tables to mess up your day and, more importantly, your precious cooking. This functions very similar to the CQC martial art that nuclear operatives can buy from their uplink - it shares the move set, as well as its bonuses, and is mechanically identical. However, ''your'' CQC only works in the kitchen~~, bar,~~ and ~~botany~~. As soon as you step foot outside of ~~these areas~~, your unarmed skills revert to normal.		As of a recent recruitment initiative by Nanotrasen, all cooks are now trained in close-quarters cookery, or CQC for short. to protect their workplace from [[Assistant\|certain]] [[Clown\|people]] who like to hop the tables to mess up your day and, more importantly, your precious cooking. This functions very similar to the CQC martial art that nuclear operatives can buy from their uplink - it shares the move set, as well as its bonuses, and is mechanically identical. However, ''your'' CQC only works in the kitchen and the cold room. As soon as you step foot outside of this area, your unarmed skills revert to normal.

	CQC is pretty damn powerful. You can view the moveset in-game by using the button titled Remember The Basics in your CQC tab. If you need a refresher, you can also find the moveset [[Syndicate_Items#CQC_Manual\|on the Syndicate Items entry for the CQC manual]]. Of course, yours only works in the kitchen, but the moves are the same.		CQC is pretty damn powerful. You can view the moveset in-game by using the button titled Remember The Basics in your CQC tab. If you need a refresher, you can also find the moveset [[Syndicate_Items#CQC_Manual\|on the Syndicate Items entry for the CQC manual]]. Of course, yours only works in the kitchen, but the moves are the same.

imported>Farquaar: /* Ingredients Boxes */ Added icon

2018-11-22T09:35:27Z

Ingredients Boxes: Added icon

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	Other than that, they are also weapons! The knife, in particular, is an excellent melee weapon .[[Hacking\|Tinker with your vending machines]], and you can get even stronger <s>security risks</s> knives!		Other than that, they are also weapons! The knife, in particular, is an excellent melee weapon .[[Hacking\|Tinker with your vending machines]], and you can get even stronger <s>security risks</s> knives!

	=== Ingredients Boxes ===		===[[File:ChefBox.png]] Ingredients Boxes ===
	Besides the basics that your kitchen is initially stocked with, you will start out with a randomly selected box of less common ingredients in your backpack. The box should contain enough ingredients for you to get started before your botany buddies <s>ignore you and smoke weed</s> can provide you with a steady supply of fresh produce.		Besides the basics that your kitchen is initially stocked with, you will start out with a randomly selected box of less common ingredients in your backpack. The box should contain enough ingredients for you to get started before your botany buddies <s>ignore you and smoke weed</s> can provide you with a steady supply of fresh produce.

imported>Farquaar: Small grammar fix

2018-08-06T19:24:36Z

Small grammar fix

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	You are the less-alcoholic half of the [[Bar\|Maltese Falcon]].		You are the less-alcoholic half of the [[Bar\|Maltese Falcon]].

	You cook food, blend veggies and fruits, grind bodies for meat, stick ~~monkey~~ and xenos onto meat hooks for meat. And kill people who mess with you, with your kitchen knife.		You cook food, blend veggies and fruits, grind bodies for meat, stick monkeys and xenos onto meat hooks for meat. And kill people who mess with you, with your kitchen knife.

	'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Make sure there's always some food on your counter, in case a hungry crewmember comes by.		'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Make sure there's always some food on your counter, in case a hungry crewmember comes by.

imported>Farquaar: /* Avoiding Death by Irony */

2018-07-26T05:22:55Z

Avoiding Death by Irony

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	=== Avoiding Death by Irony ===		=== Avoiding Death by Irony ===
	'''Close your door behind you when you enter the kitchen.''' If you leave your door open when you come in, a [[Traitor\|murderer]] can run in and quickly stab you with a [[Traitor Items\|pen]], take your ID, and throw you in your own gibber before you can say "BORK BORK BORK!" If people are trying to break in regardless, close the shutters over the tables, or give the table-climbing intruder a quick shove by running into them before they can ~~climb down~~ into your sacred workspace.		'''Close your door behind you when you enter the kitchen.''' If you leave your door open when you come in, a [[Traitor\|murderer]] can run in and quickly stab you with a [[Traitor Items\|pen]], take your ID, and throw you in your own gibber before you can say "BORK BORK BORK!" If people are trying to break in regardless, close the shutters over the tables, or give the table-climbing intruder a quick shove by running into them before they can descend into your sacred workspace.

	== Homeopathy ==		== Homeopathy ==