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Varo: /* Job Difficulty */

2023-10-14T10:10:28Z

Job Difficulty

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	You get the clown suit with matching squeaky shoes (with built-in Waddle Dampeners[TM]), a bike horn, clown stamp (for approving monkey crates) clown mask (which works like a gas mask), a special infinite rainbow clown crayon so you can start writing naughty words all over the escape arm or eating it like a giant honking baby, a can of laughing juice, a clown-themed megaphone (aka funny mic), a pie cannon, a banana, and your slippery [[PDA]]. Your PDA can also infect other people's PDAs with a virus that makes it randomly honk, and possibly do other things? Who knows, HONK!		You get the clown suit with matching squeaky shoes (with built-in Waddle Dampeners[TM]), a bike horn, clown stamp (for approving monkey crates) clown mask (which works like a gas mask), a special infinite rainbow clown crayon so you can start writing naughty words all over the escape arm or eating it like a giant honking baby, a can of laughing juice, a clown-themed megaphone (aka funny mic), a pie cannon, a banana, and your slippery [[PDA]]. Your PDA can also infect other people's PDAs with a virus that makes it randomly honk, and possibly do other things? Who knows, HONK!
	=== [[File:Bike horn.png\|60px]] Job Difficulty ===		=== [[File:Bike horn.png\|60px]] Job Difficulty ===
	~~Very little, but some~~ people might want to kill you just for being the Clown. HONK!		The job itself is very easy. Making crewmembers laugh and being a good clown is not. Some people might want to kill you or just treat you poorly just for being the Clown. HONK!

	==[[File:Bike horn.png]][[File:Bike horn.png]][[File:Bike horn.png]] Tips==		==[[File:Bike horn.png]][[File:Bike horn.png]][[File:Bike horn.png]] Tips==
	* The clown's mask can be used for internals.		* The clown's mask can be used for internals.

Varo: Minor self antag alert

2023-10-14T10:06:41Z

Minor self antag alert

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	* Hang monkeys around the station for their various crimes		* Hang monkeys around the station for their various crimes
	* Build a Clown-Mart in the [[Vacant Office]]		* Build a Clown-Mart in the [[Vacant Office]]
	* Become a anti Cat Surgeon and remove people's degenerate ears and tail		* <s>Become a anti Cat Surgeon and remove people's degenerate ears and tail</s>. Do not do this unless they consent or you are an antagonist or you will get in trouble
	* Hide photocopies of your ass around the station		* Hide photocopies of your ass around the station
	* Slip then shave peoples heads with a razor		* Slip then shave peoples heads with a razor

Englewood: added random clown pranks, HONK

2022-06-11T12:04:05Z

added random clown pranks, HONK

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	* Build an art installation and protect it from [[Guide_to_robotics#Cleanbot\|cleanbots]]		* Build an art installation and protect it from [[Guide_to_robotics#Cleanbot\|cleanbots]]
	* [[Curator#How_To_Add_A_Book_To_The_Database\|Write a book]] with your best jokes to preserve them for future generations of clowns		* [[Curator#How_To_Add_A_Book_To_The_Database\|Write a book]] with your best jokes to preserve them for future generations of clowns
			*Throw Ian a surprise birthday party with all his command pet friends
			*Use the power of SCIENCE to construct elaborate Rube Goldberg machines
			*Trade your way up from a cable coil to the Captain's Spare
			*Become a majority stake holder of the station and earn a command seat with careful budgeting and trading
	=== [[File:Bike horn.png\|60px]] Power ===		=== [[File:Bike horn.png\|60px]] Power ===
	Both you and the [[Mime]] spawn in the [[Theatre]] and have access to all the costumes inside.		Both you and the [[Mime]] spawn in the [[Theatre]] and have access to all the costumes inside.
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	* Telling a few jokes or having a funny gimmick can mean the difference between getting all-access and being lynched after a prank gone wrong.		* Telling a few jokes or having a funny gimmick can mean the difference between getting all-access and being lynched after a prank gone wrong.
	* You can disable the built-in Waddle Dampeners[TM] in your shoes with CTRL + Click, now you walk normally!		* You can disable the built-in Waddle Dampeners[TM] in your shoes with CTRL + Click, now you walk normally!

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Bluezorua: squidpeople do not exist

2021-11-13T15:56:14Z

squidpeople do not exist

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	\| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" \|'''Filth'''		\| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" \|'''Filth'''
	\| [[Lizardperson\|Maximum Filth]], [[Flyperson\|Vomitoriun]], [[Plasmaman\|Free Internals]], [[Mothpeople\|Fluttershy]], [[Podman\|Literally Potatohead]], [[Golem\|The Homo-Rainbow]], [[Felinids\|Horny ERPers]], [[Ethereals\|Lightbulbs]], [[Apids\|Sugar Addict]], [[oozelings\|Do Not Water]], [[IPC\|LAW2 HONK~~!]], [[Squidpeople\|WHY WONT THEY SLIP!!~~!]], [[Grod\|THEY WONT SLIP EITHER!!!]]		\| [[Lizardperson\|Maximum Filth]], [[Flyperson\|Vomitoriun]], [[Plasmaman\|Free Internals]], [[Mothpeople\|Fluttershy]], [[Podman\|Literally Potatohead]], [[Golem\|The Homo-Rainbow]], [[Felinids\|Horny ERPers]], [[Ethereals\|Lightbulbs]], [[Apids\|Sugar Addict]], [[oozelings\|Do Not Water]], [[IPC\|LAW2 HONK!]], [[Grod\|THEY WONT SLIP EITHER!!!]]
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Heepox: Grod Job

2021-11-09T02:32:30Z

Grod Job

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	\| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" \|'''Filth'''		\| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" \|'''Filth'''
	\| [[Lizardperson\|Maximum Filth]], [[Flyperson\|Vomitoriun]], [[Plasmaman\|Free Internals]], [[Mothpeople\|Fluttershy]], [[Podman\|Literally Potatohead]], [[Golem\|The Homo-Rainbow]], [[Felinids\|Horny ERPers]], [[Ethereals\|Lightbulbs]], [[Apids\|Sugar Addict]], [[oozelings\|Do Not Water]], [[IPC\|LAW2 HONK!]], [[Squidpeople\|WHY WONT THEY SLIP!!!]]		\| [[Lizardperson\|Maximum Filth]], [[Flyperson\|Vomitoriun]], [[Plasmaman\|Free Internals]], [[Mothpeople\|Fluttershy]], [[Podman\|Literally Potatohead]], [[Golem\|The Homo-Rainbow]], [[Felinids\|Horny ERPers]], [[Ethereals\|Lightbulbs]], [[Apids\|Sugar Addict]], [[oozelings\|Do Not Water]], [[IPC\|LAW2 HONK!]], [[Squidpeople\|WHY WONT THEY SLIP!!!]], [[Grod\|THEY WONT SLIP EITHER!!!]]
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Heepox: explo crew

2021-09-22T16:11:03Z

explo crew

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	\| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" \|'''Harmzone™'''		\| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" \|'''Harmzone™'''
	\| '''[[Research Director\|Nerdo Supreme]]''', [[Scientist\|Slimer/Bomber/Nerd]], [[Roboticist\|Doctor Wiley]]		\| '''[[Research Director\|Nerdo Supreme]]''', [[Scientist\|Slimer/Bomber/Nerd]], [[Roboticist\|Doctor Wiley]], [[Exploration Crew\|Raiders of The Lost Ark]]
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	\| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" \|'''The Stage'''		\| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" \|'''The Stage'''

Heepox: space dragon added to jobs

2021-09-22T16:00:07Z

space dragon added to jobs

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	\| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" \|'''Critics'''		\| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" \|'''Critics'''
	\| [[Traitor\|Slip Em']], [[Malfunctioning AI\|EVIL Doorknob]], [[Changeling\|Honk It to Death]], [[Syndicate guide\|Still Slippable]], [[Wizard\|Wiznerd]], [[Cult\|Emos]], [[Clockwork Cult\|Steampunk Larpers]], [[Shadowling\|Death Removed]], [[Nightmare\|OH FUCK DEATH NOT REMOVED]], [[Abductor\|Ayyliens]], [[Xenomorph\|KITTY]], [[Spider\|TOP TEN PRANKS GONE WRONG]], [[Revenant\|3spooky5me]], [[Space Ninja\|Also Slippable]], [[Holoparasite\|Your Best Friend]], [[Swarmers\|Don't Cry]], [[Blob\|Squishy]], [[Devil\|Free All Access Guy]], [[Pirate\|Yakety Sax]], [[Sentient Disease\|Diarrhea Dumpster]], [[Creep\|Disposals Bait]], [[Fugitives\|Leather Club's Two Blocks Down]], [[Hunters\|I'll Show You Who's the Boss of this Gym]], [[Heretics\|EVIL Nerds]], [[Slaughter Demon\|Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary]]		\| [[Traitor\|Slip Em']], [[Malfunctioning AI\|EVIL Doorknob]], [[Changeling\|Honk It to Death]], [[Syndicate guide\|Still Slippable]], [[Wizard\|Wiznerd]], [[Cult\|Emos]], [[Clockwork Cult\|Steampunk Larpers]], [[Shadowling\|Death Removed]], [[Nightmare\|OH FUCK DEATH NOT REMOVED]], [[Abductor\|Ayyliens]], [[Xenomorph\|KITTY]], [[Spider\|TOP TEN PRANKS GONE WRONG]], [[Revenant\|3spooky5me]], [[Space Ninja\|Also Slippable]], [[Holoparasite\|Your Best Friend]], [[Swarmers\|Don't Cry]], [[Blob\|Squishy]], [[Devil\|Free All Access Guy]], [[Pirate\|Yakety Sax]], [[Sentient Disease\|Diarrhea Dumpster]], [[Creep\|Disposals Bait]], [[Fugitives\|Leather Club's Two Blocks Down]], [[Hunters\|I'll Show You Who's the Boss of this Gym]], [[Heretics\|EVIL Nerds]], [[Slaughter Demon\|Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary]], [[Space Dragon\|Godzilla]]
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Ruko: /* License to HONK */

2021-07-31T06:05:36Z

License to HONK

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	'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Be funny to ''other'' crewmembers. This is harder than it sounds.		'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Be funny to ''other'' crewmembers. This is harder than it sounds.
	== [[File:Bike horn.png\|60px]] License to HONK ==		== [[File:Bike horn.png\|60px]] License to HONK ==
	No, it is not a license to be a shitter. Remember, you are still ~~bound~~ to ~~rule one, as in don't~~ be a dick.		No, it is not a license to be a shitter. Remember, you are still required not to be a dick.

	'''When in doubt, ask yourself: "Are you irrevocably fucking with someone's round (killing, incapacitating, etc.)?"'''		'''When in doubt, ask yourself: "Are you irrevocably fucking with someone's round (killing, incapacitating, etc.)?"'''
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	* Telling a few jokes or having a funny gimmick can mean the difference between getting all-access and being lynched after a prank gone wrong.		* Telling a few jokes or having a funny gimmick can mean the difference between getting all-access and being lynched after a prank gone wrong.
	* You can disable the built-in Waddle Dampeners[TM] in your shoes with CTRL + Click, now you walk normally!		* You can disable the built-in Waddle Dampeners[TM] in your shoes with CTRL + Click, now you walk normally!
	~~== [[File:Bike horn.png\|60px]] Pennywise the Spacing Clown ==~~
	Remember that time you were terrified by a clown when you were small? Well, this is the reason why. As a traitor, while you could just be just funny and <strike>hope</strike> people <strike>won't</strike> kill you (like using the camo projector set to "banana"), you should learn how to [[robust]] or how to break and enter! Just have fun and relax, and honk while you betray people! If all else fails, get a [[Chainsaw]] and a [[Clothes_and_internals#Headgear\|Welding Helmet]] and kill people who slip on your banana peels (the scare factor is pretty high).
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Yyzsong: Banishes brig physician to the depths of medical honk

2021-04-26T02:22:38Z

Banishes brig physician to the depths of medical honk

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	\| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" \|'''Fun Police'''		\| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" \|'''Fun Police'''
	\| [[Head of Security\|Head of Shitcurity]], [[Security Officer\|Shitcurity Officer]], [[Warden\|Mortal Kombat]], [[Detective\|Can't Take a Joke~~]], [[Brig Physician\|Healing After Harmbatoning~~]]		\| [[Head of Security\|Head of Shitcurity]], [[Security Officer\|Shitcurity Officer]], [[Warden\|Mortal Kombat]], [[Detective\|Can't Take a Joke]]
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	\| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" \|'''Black Magicians'''		\| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" \|'''Black Magicians'''
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	\| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" \|'''The Stage'''		\| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" \|'''The Stage'''
	\| '''[[Chief Medical Officer\|Evil Bastard]]''', [[Medical Doctor\|Quack]], [[Chemist\|Druglord/Lube Source]], [[Geneticist\|Enjoys Pranks]], [[Virologist\|Lynch]]		\| '''[[Chief Medical Officer\|Evil Bastard]]''', [[Medical Doctor\|Quack]], [[Brig Physician\|Healing After Harmbatoning]], [[Chemist\|Druglord/Lube Source]], [[Geneticist\|Enjoys Pranks]], [[Virologist\|Lynch]]
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	\| style="background: #92b26d; text-align: center;" id="service" \| '''Goobers'''		\| style="background: #92b26d; text-align: center;" id="service" \| '''Goobers'''

Heepox at 14:11, 21 March 2021

2021-03-21T14:11:53Z

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	\| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" \|'''Critics'''		\| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" \|'''Critics'''
	\| [[Traitor\|Slip Em']], [[Malfunctioning AI\|EVIL Doorknob]], [[Changeling\|Honk It to Death]], [[Syndicate guide\|Still Slippable]], [[Wizard\|Wiznerd]], [[Cult\|Emos]], [[Clockwork Cult\|Steampunk Larpers]], [[Shadowling\|Death Removed]], [[Nightmare\|OH FUCK DEATH NOT REMOVED]], [[Abductor\|Ayyliens]], [[Xenomorph\|KITTY]], [[Spider\|TOP TEN PRANKS GONE WRONG]], [[Revenant\|3spooky5me]], [[Space Ninja\|Also Slippable]], [[Holoparasite\|Your Best Friend]], [[Swarmers\|Don't Cry]], [[Blob\|Squishy]], [[Devil\|Free All Access Guy]], [[Pirate\|Yakety Sax]], [[Sentient Disease\|Diarrhea Dumpster]], [[Creep\|Disposals Bait]], [[Fugitives\|Leather Club's Two Blocks Down]], [[Hunters\|I'll Show You Who's the Boss of this Gym]], [[Heretics\|EVIL Nerds]]		\| [[Traitor\|Slip Em']], [[Malfunctioning AI\|EVIL Doorknob]], [[Changeling\|Honk It to Death]], [[Syndicate guide\|Still Slippable]], [[Wizard\|Wiznerd]], [[Cult\|Emos]], [[Clockwork Cult\|Steampunk Larpers]], [[Shadowling\|Death Removed]], [[Nightmare\|OH FUCK DEATH NOT REMOVED]], [[Abductor\|Ayyliens]], [[Xenomorph\|KITTY]], [[Spider\|TOP TEN PRANKS GONE WRONG]], [[Revenant\|3spooky5me]], [[Space Ninja\|Also Slippable]], [[Holoparasite\|Your Best Friend]], [[Swarmers\|Don't Cry]], [[Blob\|Squishy]], [[Devil\|Free All Access Guy]], [[Pirate\|Yakety Sax]], [[Sentient Disease\|Diarrhea Dumpster]], [[Creep\|Disposals Bait]], [[Fugitives\|Leather Club's Two Blocks Down]], [[Hunters\|I'll Show You Who's the Boss of this Gym]], [[Heretics\|EVIL Nerds]], [[Slaughter Demon\|Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary]]
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