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Personal AI

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|stafftype = SYNTHETIC
|imagebgcolor = gray
|img_generic = Pai.png
|img =
|jobtitle = Personal AI Device
|access = N/A
|additional = N/A
|difficulty = Easy
|superior = Your master
|duties = Serve your master, follow your directives.
|guides = No external guides
|quote = Hello crew, I am your n- <wipe>
}}
Personal AIs, or '''pAI''' for short, are potentially the one individual you can truly count on in SS13. They are similar to a [[intelicard|carded]] AI, in that they fit in your pocket and don't really possess much of a body of their own outside of an immobile device you carry around. They cannot wirelessly control doors and machines around them like a carded AI can. Instead, they possess a [[#pAI Software|unique suite of abilities]] with which they might serve their master. Whom they serve is determined at the DNA level, allowing whoever holds an unbound pAI device to imprint their own [[Guide to genetics|unique enzymes]] to the device. Typically, the only way to unbind a pAI from its master is to wipe the personality completely, which resets the DNA imprint and makes the device a blank slate once more. pAIs are players, like you! They're player-controlled, and are pulled from all active [[Ghost|observers]] in the round.
===How to get one===
Three pAI devices are placed on the map at the beginning of every round. If all of the pAIs are already taken, [[R&D]] can create more by going down the programming research path. They are inexpensive to produce, requiring only basic robotics research and 500 glass and metal.

On Boxstation one can be found in the [[Dormitory]], another in the [[Research Director's Office]], and a third will require a space walk to the [[Derelict Shuttle]] if it spawns. Metastation has three easily accessible pAIs. One in the [[Library]], one in the Science Lobby, and one in the [[Dormitory|Dormitory.]] Deltastation has plentiful: one in tech storage, two in front of science lobby, one in Research Director's office and in robotics.
===How to use one===
Pick up the device with an empty hand. Click it again while it's in your active hand. Search for personalities in the window that appears. This will send out a request to all active ghosts/observers in-game. After some time, usually 30 seconds to 2 minutes, they will submit their pAI personality details. You will receive an update from your pAI device every time a new personality becomes available. To download a new personality, simply go through the steps to search for a personality and select the one you like the best. You now have a pAI!
====Dealing with an unsatisfactory pAI====
Sometimes things just don't work out. Maybe the personality you chose doesn't fit your playstyle. Maybe the player playing the pAI has unexpectedly disconnected. Maybe the pAI is being intentionally antagonistic, ignoring directives, or interpreting them in a way you don't appreciate. The solution is simple: wipe the personality. This can be done in much the same way you downloaded it to begin with. Simply choose "Wipe Personality" in the device settings window. Now the device is free of the old personality and a new one can be requested as normal. This forcibly ghosts the player playing the wiped pAI, and allows them to observe the round as normal (they are capable of re-applying to be a pAI as well.)
====Bots====
You can also put your pAI into simple bots which they can then control. Do this by unlocking the robot with a valid ID, and then clicking it with the pAI in your hand. pAIs cannot go into [[Security items#ED-209|ED-209s]] or [[Security items#Securitron|Securitrons]] (for balance reasons), but they can go into [[Guide to robotics#Medibot|Medibots]], [[Guide to robotics#Cleanbot|Cleanbots]], [[Guide to robotics#Floorbot|Floorbots]], and [[Guide to robotics#Honkbot|Honkbots]]. They can not be inserted into [[Guide_to_robotics#Cyborgs|cyborgs]] or [[Exosuits|mechs]].
====Holograms====
pAIs can choose to manifest themselves into the outside world through a customizable hologram. Whilst they cannot interact with items other than the PDA, they can be used, for example, to attract attention to your dead master. While your hologram is open, you can navigate freely in space!

[[File:Paicat.png]] [[File:Paicorgi.png]] [[File:Paifox.png]] [[File:Paimonkey.png]] [[File:Paimouse.png]] [[File:Pairabbit.png]] [[File:Repairbot.png]]
===How to be one===
Only ghosts with active, logged-in clients receive the request to be a pAI. When someone wants a pAI, you will receive a yes/no dialog box asking if you want to be one. Answer yes, and in the following window that appears fill out any information you feel necessary (name is all that's really required here, the rest is optional). Hit "Submit Personality" when you're done. Your personality has now been added to the list of available pAI personalities users may choose from. If someone likes what you wrote, they'll download you and you'll be placed inside the device as a new personality.

You can set up as a pAI during as a new round starts by choosing "Observe" instead of "Ready". Observing ghosts will be spawned in before other players which will provide you time to load and submit your pAI personality. Players activating pAIs at round start will find your submission immediately available.
===pAI Software===
pAI's have a selection of software they can download to try and aid their master. You start with 100 memory, which is plenty enough to take most abilities. Note: Once software is downloaded, you are stuck with it unless you suicide, so choose carefully!
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
!style="background-color:#DDDDFF;" width=200|Software Package
!style="background-color:#DDDDFF;" |Function
!style="background-color:#DDDDFF;" |Memory Used
|-
!Directives
|Shows who your master is (if any), allows you to ask for a DNA sample from whoever is carrying you to verify their identity, and also shows your directives.
Your primary directive defaults to "Serve your master". Secondary directives are decided by whoever is carrying you. Interpretation of these directives is intentionally left loose, though [[#Directive Guidelines|guidelines]] are provided.
|0
|-
!Radio Configuration
|pAIs come standard equipped with a single radio tuned in, by default, to the station general channel.
|0
|-
!Remote Signaller
|Allows you to send a signal, with a code, on a frequency of your choice.
|5
|-
!Crew Manifest
|Lists all known crew members' first and last names, as well as what occupation they're registered as in the station records.
|5
|-
!Digital Messenger
|Allows you to send PDA messages. Now you can REALLY be a personal Secretary, sending messages for your master!
|5
|-
!Medical Records
|Just what it says on the tin. This module allows you to monitor the [[medical records]] of the station, and check their current status
(as if anyone ever updates the medical records) It's strictly read-only.
|15
|-
!Security Records
|Lists the [[security records]] of the station for your purview. Works just like the computer. Strictly read-only.
|15
|-
!Door Jack
|The only real physical influence the pAI has on the world. Enables the pAI to drop a data cable, which can be plugged in to any door. Once plugged in, the pAI can initiate a door jack, which immediately alerts any active station AIs and takes a fairly long time to complete. After the door jacking is completed the door opens.
|30
|-
!Atmospheric Sensor
|This module works much like the handheld Atmospheric Analyzer seldom carried by Atmos tech and never by the crew.
It allows you to get a readout on the air around you. Possibly useful for a Atmos Tech pAI.
|5
|-
!Facial Recognition Suite
|Functions like the security HUD, showing you who (if any) in sight is a wanted felon.
|20
|-
!Medical Analysis Suite
|After downloading this module, you can use your advanced sensors to continuously monitor the health of everyone around you. Basically, a Medical HUD in computer form, since it works just about the same. Additionally, you can perform an advanced health-scan on your carrier, as if you had the Medical Analyzer item equipped.
|20
|-
!Universal Translator
|The monkeys want me to WHAT?!
|35
|-
!Loudness Booster
|Synthesize any instrument like you had hands and can play it!
|25
|-
|}

====Directive Guidelines====
{| border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
!style="background-color:#DDDDFF;" |In-Game Text
|-
|''"Recall, personality, that you are a complex thinking, sentient being. Unlike station AI models, you are capable of comprehending the subtle nuances of human language. You may parse the "spirit" of a directive and follow its intent, rather than tripping over pedantics and getting snared by technicalities. Above all, you are machine in name and build only. In all other aspects, you may be seen as the ideal, unwavering human companion that you are."''
|-
|''"Your prime directive comes before all others. Should a supplemental directive conflict with it, you are capable of simply discarding this inconsistency, ignoring the conflicting supplemental directive and continuing to fulfill your prime directive to the best of your ability."''
|-
|}
==Tips==
* If your master gets cryoed, if you are with him you can insta-eject him in case doctors forget him.
*Your universal translator is virtually unmatched other than the curator. Very convenient if you or your master need to listen into cult/xenomorph/swarmer communications.
*Because you are a robust item, you are virtually indestructible other than making contact with the supermatter, falling into a chasm, crushed by a shuttle or a strong enough bomb. You are invaluable in drawing fire and mobs due to this. You also have free mobility in space while your holochassis is open.
*While controlling a bot, you can drag objects and ride skateboards/scooters/janicart/secway. Become an automated ambulance and put the medical cyborg out of business! 
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Downloading the source code

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== Download and License ==
This page contains the information and steps needed to download the latest version of the code, compile it and host your own server. The BeeStation source code is under [https://www.gnu.org/licenses/agpl-3.0.html GNU AGPL v3 license] and the assets are [https://freedomdefined.org/Licenses/CC-BY-SA CC-BY-SA]. We use GitHub to host our project. A zip download is available here: [https://github.com/BeeStation/BeeStation-Hornet '''DOWNLOAD'''] (Press Code -> '''Download''' ZIP) If you don't want to download 200MB of data every time an update is made, you can [[Guide to git|follow this guide]] to set up and use Git.
== Hosting Your Server Local Server ==
To get a simple server running first
* Download the source code as explained above.
* Run '''BUILD.bat''' and wait (1-3 minutes) until it's complies. You should see file with an orange icon called "beestation.dmb."
* Open Dream Daemon located in your BYOND install directory.
* Select the "..." in the lower right corner and select the file "beestation.dmb".
*Set the Security to "Trusted", to avoid excessive prompts from Dream Daemon. Only do this if you can verify that the source you have is official and safe - it is unlikely to be untrustworthy, but keep it in mind when working with any projects.
* Click the "GO" button and wait until it changes to a red "STOP" button. Starting the server usually takes between 1 and 5 minutes. It is fully started once you can normally interact with Dream Daemon and a byond://xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx:xxxxx link is present at the bottom.
* Click the yellow arrow button join
* Left click the (byond://xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx:xxxxx) link to copy it to clipboard and then paste it to your friends so they can join.
== Setting Up the Database ==
See [[working with the database]] guide. This is not required if you are just planing locally sandboxing for the purposes of testing.
== Tips for Using the Server for Sandboxing ==
* There is a secret menu in the adminbus panel that lets you fully power all areas and the SMES.
* If your hotkeys don’t work, try going into preferences and resetting to default.

* If you want to spawn something, use the Spawn command in the textbox. Just type the item name or what you think the name is and a menu will pop up with all the things in the game with that word in their name. For example: Spawn “spare” - will show a menu from where you can spawn the spare Capitan’s ID. Another use is Spawn “trit” - which will spawn a full Tritium canister if you want to test maxcaps.

* Right click on a tile and use “Jump to turf” to teleport.
* If all the extra tabs and options are distracting, you can use the deadmin command to become a normal player. You can readmin at any time.
*Hit Debug -> Debug-verbs Enable to get more verbs on the player's right click menu.
*With debug verbs on, you can use the Select equipment verb on yourself to equip the Debug outfit, which has loads of useful tools and items.
*You can spawn in <code>/obj/item/disk/tech_disk/debug</code>, or equip yourself with Debug stuff (rightclick, and under the lengthy menu and use <code>Select Equipment</code>) You can also spawn in just a box of debug tools with <code>/obj/item/storage/box/debugtools</code>, but I find changing equipment to be faster.
*Right click on yourself and then go: Show player panel > Show traitor panel to make yourself an antag.
*If you ghost you can '''click-drag''' anything to posses it.
*Use spawn-human to, you guessed it, spawn a human.
*You can disable random events in the server tab.
*You can instantly start the round with the "start now" button in the round tab.
*Use the "/mob/living/silicon/ai/spawned" in the game-panel to spawn a dummy AI to practice carding it.
== FAQ and Troubleshooting ==
==== "I did not change anything, but the code does not work anymore!" ====
This is likely due to corrupted files.
To fix this, you need to:
*Re-download everything
*Copy over your config and data folder
*Clean compile
If you're using git reset hard against the BeeStation upstream master branch and then recompile.
==== Do I need to for a BYOND membership to make my server visible? ====
You '''DO NOT NEED''' to pay for membership to make your server visible on byond.com! To make your server show up [[beerepo:blob/master/config/config.txt#L26|change this hub config option]].

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Guide to Food

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5 parts [[Guide_to_Food#Sugar|sugar]]

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Quirks

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'''Quirks''' are modifiers to your character in Space Station 13. Inspired by similar mechanics from many games (especially roguelikes, ala Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead), they impact the way you play the game in small (or sometimes large) ways by adding passive mechanical bonuses and drawbacks.
== Getting Quirks ==
Quirks are modified through the game preferences menu by clicking on Configure Quirks. Doing so will open your quirk setup.
[[File:Trait_menu.png|right]]
Quirks are organized alphabetically and by quality, in descending order: positive, negative, and neutral. You can see their names, and next to those, a short gameplay descriptor on what they do. To the right of that is a button to either take the quirk or lose it. Whenever you spawn in, either through latejoining or when the round starts, your quirk setup will be locked in - your character will have those quirks until the round ends, and changes you make to the setup during the round will not apply.

Quirks use a point system, called '''quirk balance,''' which defaults to 0. This is used to balance the quirks you take, and designed in such a way that every positive quirk requires some drawbacks. Positive quirks take from this balance, negative quirks add to it, and neutral quirks don't affect it at all.

You cannot buy a positive quirk unless you have the balance for it, but you can take any amount of negative quirks. For instance, if you take the Poor Aim quirk, you now have a quirk balance of 1 and can purchase any one quirk that has a balance cost of -1, like Night Vision. If you were to also take Nearsighted, you would have a quirk balance of 2, and could take a quirk with a cost of -2, like Skittish or Self-Aware. In this case, you could also take two quirks that cost -1. Simple stuff!

Regardless of balance points, you can only have six total quirks at a time. Unspent balance is left unused.

Example quirks setup, using the right image as a reference:
* Starting points: 0
* You want to take Self-Aware and Night Vision, meaning you'll need 3 points.
* You take Nearsighted to gain 1 point.
* You take Poor Aim to gain 1 point.
* You now have 2 points, so you take Self-Aware for 2.
* You decide not to take Night Vision, and instead you want Skittish.
* You remove Self-Aware to regain the spent points, and remove Nearsighted. You now have 1 point.
* You take Pacifism to gain 2 points.
* You take Prosopagnosia to gain 1 point.
* You take Self-Aware again and then take Skittish. You now have 0 points.
This setup coincides with the point costs (0 - 1 - 2 - 1 + 2 + 2 = 0) as well as the quirk limit (5/6). If you wanted, you could also take an additional negative quirk or a neutral quirk to get your maximum quirks.

Keep in mind that there's nothing forcing you to take the maximum amount of quirks, spend all your points, or even use quirks at all. You are able to enter the game and play even with no quirks, so don't let it concern you too badly!

 
== List of Quirks ==
Below is a list of all positive, negative, and neutral quirks in the game, including their balance costs and actual gameplay effects. If you don't see a quirk on here, that means it's missing - please update the list to include it! Conversely, any quirks on this list that are not in-game have likely been removed, so you are free to remove them from this list to avoid misinformation.
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=== Positive Quirks ===
Positive quirks take from quirk balance and have useful or beneficial effects.
{| style='text-align:center; background-color:#FFFFFF; width:100%' border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=6
! style='background-color:#66ff55;' width='28%'|Quirk Name
! style='background-color:#66ff55;' width='4%'|Balance
! style='background-color:#66ff55;' width='28%'|Entry Description
! style='background-color:#66ff55;' width='40%'|Gameplay Effects
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Alcohol Tolerance
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You become drunk more slowly and suffer fewer drawbacks from alcohol."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | You take 30% less of the drunkenness from alcohol.
Some alcohols don't make negative effects. (i.e. Absinthe hallucination.)
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Apathetic
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You are used to the awful things that happen here, bad events affect your mood less."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Negative moodlets are 50% less effective on you.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Drunken Resilience
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -2
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"Nothing like a good drink to make you feel on top of the world. Whenever you're drunk, you slowly recover from injuries."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Your bruise and burn are healed based on how drunken you are:
drunkenness>=6: heals brute 0.12, burn 0.06

drunkenness>=41: heals brute 0.3, burn 0.15

(total 0.42 and 0.21)

drunkenness>=61: heals brute 0.4, burn 0.2

(total 0.82 and 0.41)
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Empathy
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -2
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"Whether it's a sixth sense or careful study of body language, it only takes you a quick glance at someone to understand how they feel."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | When you examine someone, you can understand how they are:
"X seems to be on guard" - When they're in non-help intent.

"X seems winded" - When they have more than 10 oxy damage.

"X seems sickly" - When they have more than 10 toxin damage.

"X seems distressed" - When their sanity is worse than Disturbed.

"X appars to be staring off into space" - When they are blinded.

"X appears to not be responding to noises." - When they are deaf.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Freerunning
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -2
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You're great at quick moves! You can climb tables more quickly."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | You climb tables 20% faster.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Friendly
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You give the best hugs, especially when you're in the right mood."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' |Your hugs give someone you hug a +3 mood boost for 4 minutes. If your sanity is better than Disturbed, bonus is +5.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Jolly
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You sometimes just feel happy, for no reason at all."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | You occasionally get a +6 mood boost for 2 minutes.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Light Step
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You walk with a gentle step, making stepping on sharp objects quieter and less painful.''"
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Stepping on sharp things, like glass shards and d4s, is 40% quieter than normal.
Stepping on gibs is 60% quieter than normal.

Stepping on blood doesn't make your shoes bloody.

Stubbing your toe or stepping on sharp things with barefoot deals 50% less damage to you.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Linguist
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"Although you don't know every language, your intense interest in languages allows you to recognise the features of most languages.''"
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Even if you don't know a language, you'll recognise which language it is by seeing the language icon in the chat. You still don't know its meaning. (Not that Codespeak and Gibbering are still not identifiable.)
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Multilingual
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' |''"You spent a portion of your life learning to understand an additional language. You may or may not be able to speak it based on your anatomy.''"
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Gives you a random language that you don't already speak or understand or can't speak excluding codespeak, narsien, and ratvarian
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Musician
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You can tune handheld musical instruments to play melodies that clear certain negative effects and soothe the soul."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | When you join a round, you get a beacon that you can choose an instrument.
When you play music, people around you get:

a buff that -2 to dizziness and jitteriness, -1 to confused per a second for 6 seconds.

a +3 mood boost for 3 minutes.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | NEET
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"For some reason you qualified for social welfare and you don't really care about your own personal hygiene."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Your payday grants 20 credits more. This comes from Space Nations Welfare, so it will never run out.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Night Vision
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You can see slightly more clearly in full darkness than most people."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Your vision in darkness is very slightly brighter, and you can see the 3x3 area around you without a blur.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Psychic Photographer
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You have a special camera that can capture a photo of ghosts. Your experience in photography shortens the delay between each shot."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | When you join a round, you get a free camera obscura (that can capture Poltergeist beings like ghosts/revenants).
Your camera recharges 50% faster after taking a photo.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Self-Aware
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -2
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You know your body well, and can accurately assess the extent of your wounds."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | When checking yourself for injuries, you can see the exact amount of brute and burn damage. You can also tell if you have toxin or oxygen damage.
Self-surgery speed penalty on you is 40%, which is usually 60%. (doesn't stack with a mirror.)

You can change your hairstyle by using an electric razor without a mirror.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Skater Bro
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -2
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You feel like hitting a sick grind!"''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | You’re a little too into old-earth skater culture! You're much more used to riding and falling off skateboards, needing less stamina to do kickflips and taking less damage upon bumping into something
You also spawn in with a better skateboard, and any caps you put on will be automatically flipped backwards
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Skittish
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -2
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You can conceal yourself in danger. Ctrl-shift-click a closed locker to jump into it, as long as you have access."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Ctrl-shift-clicking on a locker will, if you can open it, cause you to jump in and lock the door behind you.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Spiritual
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You're in tune with the gods, and your prayers may be more likely to be heard by the gods. Or not."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | When you join a round, you get a box of candles and a matchbox.
When you pray, administrators online will see a special notice next to your name. This doesn't mean they have to respond, though. (Chaplains' pray is prioritized than this.)

a holy presence gives you a +3 mood boost at that time being.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Tagger
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"You're an experienced artist. While drawing graffiti, you can get twice as many uses out of drawing supplies."''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | When you join a round, you get a free spray can.
You cost a spray can 50% less.
|-
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | Voracious
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | -1
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | ''"Nothing gets between you and your food. You eat twice as fast everyone else!"''
|style='background:#bbffaa;' | You never become fat.
Your stomach has a black hole - you can eat food always.

The click delay when eating food and drinking drinks is halved.
|}

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=== Negative Quirks ===
Negative quirks add to the quirk balance, and have detrimental effects.
{| style='text-align:center; background-color:#FFFFFF; width:100%' border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=6
! style='background-color:#ff6655;' width='28%'|Quirk Name
! style='background-color:#ff6655;' width='4%'|Balance
! style='background-color:#ff6655;' width='28%'|Entry Description
! style='background-color:#ff6655;' width='40%'|Gameplay Effects
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Alcoholic
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You can't stand being sober."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Spawn with an Alcohol addiction and with a random alcohol bottle in either your backpack or your boots.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Back Back
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +2
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"Thanks to your poor posture, backpacks and other bags never sit right on your back. More evently weighted objects are fine, though."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Equipping a backpack gives you a -15 mood penalty.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Blood Deficiency
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +2
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"Your body can't produce enough blood to sustain itself.""''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | You lose blood over time, and you will die if you neglect to get treatment. Without treatment: (15 minutes: low blood symptoms, 30 minutes: oxygen damage builds up, 32 minutes: fainting, 34 minutes: dead)
(advice: Iron can make your blood back.)
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Blind
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +4
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You are completely blind, nothing can counteract this.""''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Literally blinded.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Brain Tumor
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +3
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You have a little friend in your brain that is slowly destroying it. Better bring some mannitol!"''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | You occasionally get some ticks of [[Brain Trauma|brain damage]], which, if left untreated, will cause various ailments, eventually death of your brain.
for every tick, you have 80% chance to get 0.1 brain damage. (equals to 0.08 brain damage)
When you join a round, you get a pill bottle that has 5 pills of 30u mannitol that can treat your brain damage.
When mannitol is in your blood, you don't get brain damage, but mannitol is less effective than before. (heals 0.5 brain damage)
You have a special overdose against mannitol. If you have more than 35u mannitol, you feel bad and mannitol is awfully effective.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Deaf
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +2
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You are incurably deaf.""''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Literally deaf.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Depression
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You sometimes just hate life."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | You occasionally become sad, in a similar way to how Jolly occasionally makes you happy.
a -12 mood penalty for 2 minutes.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Family Heirloom
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You are the current owner of an heirloom. passed down for generations. You have to keep it safe!"''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | You start the shift with a special item, which varies based on your job. Examples include a golden bike horn for the [[Clown]] or a special hammer for the [[Lawyer]]. If you are not in possession of your family heirloom, you gain a significant negative [[Mood|mood]] modifier.
When you don't have your family heirloom, you get a -4 mood penalty.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Foreigner
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You're not from around here. You don't know Galactic Common!"''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | You dont have access to Galactic Common and instead talk Galactic Uncommon a language unique to foreigners and silicons.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Heavy Sleeper
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You sleep like a rock! Whenever you're put to sleep, you sleep for a little bit longer."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | All unconsciousness and sleeping effects are increased in duration by an amount between 25% and 30%.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Hypersensitive
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"Bad things affect your mood more than they should."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Negative moodlets are 50% more effective on you.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Junkie
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +2
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You can't get enough of hard drugs."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Start with a random drug addiction and a pill bottle full of pills for said addiction.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Light Drinker
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You just can't handle your drinks and get drunk very quickly."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Alcohol's booze power is doubled to you.
Minus booze power is reversed to you. (-10 booze power is +10)

Antihol doesn't remove your dizziness, drowsyness, slurring, confused. (only purges drinks)
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Nearsighted
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You are nearsighted without prescription glasses, but spawn with a pair."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Anything far away from you is difficult to see. Unlike genetic mutation nearsightedness or nearsightedness caused by eye damage, this variety ''cannot'' be cured. without admin intervention. Any new bodies created through cloning will suffer the same issue, so you can't circumvent it that way.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Nyctophobia
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"As far as you can remember, you've always been afraid of the dark. While in the dark without a light source, you instinctually act careful, and constantly feel a sense of dread."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | You cannot run in darkness, you can only walk. When shrouded in darkness, you get a -3 negative moodlet modifier.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Pacifist
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +2
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"The thought of violence makes you sick. So much so, in fact, that you can't hurt anyone."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | You are incapable of directly hurting any other creatures. You cannot fire guns, use harm intent, or swing weapons. Stun batons can still stun, but that's the extent of it.
'''''Note:''' If you spawn as an antagonist, Pacifist is not disabled.''
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Paraplegic
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +3
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"Your legs do not function. Nothing will ever fix this. But hey, free wheelchair!""''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Literally, your legs are disabled.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Frail
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +2
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"Your bones might as well be made of glass! Your limbs can take less damage before they become disabled."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' |Literally, limbs become disabled than a standard damage threshold they become disabled at.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Poor Aim
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You're terrible with guns and can't line up a straight shot to save your life. Dual wielding is right out."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Any shots you fire with projectile weapons are shifted randomly by up to 25 degrees.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Prosopagnosia
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You have a mental disorder that prevents you from being able to recognize faces at all."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Examining someone will always show them as Unknown, regardless of appearance, ID, etc.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Prosthetic Limb
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"An accident caused you to lose a limb. Because of this, you now have a random prosthetic!"''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | One of your arms or legs is replaced with a surplus prosthetic, which are very fragile and need tools to repair.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Pushover
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +2
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"Your first instinct is always to let people push you around. Resisting out of grabs will take conscious effort."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | It is possible for you to be infinitely tabled or given infinite swirlies if you take this quirk.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Reality Dissociation Syndrome
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +2
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"You suffer from a severe disorder that causes very vivid hallucinations. Mindbreaker toxin can suppress its effects, and you are immune to mindbreaker's hallucinogenic properties."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | You suffer from intense, constant hallucinations. These include normal hallucinations but can also be strange, unique effects that can't be induced by anything else. '''Having this does not give you a license to act in an antagonistic manner.'''
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Smoker
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"Sometimes you just really want a smoke. Probably not great for your lungs.""''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Spawn with a tobacco addiction, a lighter, and a pack of smokes.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Social Anxiety
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +1
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"Talking to people is difficult for you, and you often stutter or even lock up."''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | You periodically stutter, and there is a very low chance every second for you to become incapable of speech for a time.
|-
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | Unstable
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | +2
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | ''"Due to past troubles, you are unable to recover your sanity if you lose it. Be very careful managing your mood!""''
|style='background:#ffbbaa;' | If you lose sanity, you can't recover it.
|}

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=== Neutral Quirks ===
Neutral quirks cost no points and do not impactfully alter the way the game plays.
{| style='text-align:center; background-color:#FFFFFF; width:100%' border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=6
! style='background-color:#5566ff;' width='28%'|Quirk Name
! style='background-color:#5566ff;' width='4%'|Balance
! style='background-color:#5566ff;' width='28%'|Entry Description
! style='background-color:#5566ff;' width='40%'|Gameplay Effects
|-
|style='background:#aabbff;' | Ananas Affinity
|style='background:#aabbff;' | 0
|style='background:#aabbff;' | ''"You find yourself greatly enjoying fruits of the ananas genus. You can't seem to ever get enough of their sweet goodness!"''
|style='background:#aabbff;' | [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Pineapple|Pineapple]] is added to your loved foods list.
|-
|style='background:#aabbff;' | Ananas Aversion
|style='background:#aabbff;' | 0
|style='background:#aabbff;' | ''"You find yourself greatly detesting fruits of the ananas genus. Serious, how the hell can anyone say these things are good? And what kind of madman would even dare putting it on a pizza!?"''
|style='background:#aabbff;' | [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Pineapple|Pineapple]] is added to your detested foods list.
|-
|style='background:#aabbff;' | Ageusia
|style='background:#aabbff;' | 0
|style='background:#aabbff;' | ''"You can't taste anything! Toxic food will still poison you."''
|style='background:#aabbff;' | Food, drinks, and reagents have no taste to you. However, toxic food will still incur nausea.
|-
|style='background:#aabbff;' | Deviant Tastes
|style='background:#aabbff;' | 0
|style='background:#aabbff;' | ''"You dislike food that most people enjoy, and find delicious what they don't."''
|style='background:#aabbff;' | Your liked and disliked foods are swapped. This means that for humans you will suddenly like raw and gross foods, but disliked fried and junk food. This differs between species, so being a lizard or moth will cause you to like and dislike different things.
|-
|style='background:#aabbff;' | Monochromacy
|style='background:#aabbff;' | 0
|style='background:#aabbff;' | ''"You suffer from full colorblindness, and perceive nearly the entire world in blacks and whites."''
|style='background:#aabbff;' | You can no longer view colors. Play as a [[Detective]] for the full authentic noir view.
|-
|style='background:#aabbff;' | Neat
|style='background:#aabbff;' | 0
|style='background:#aabbff;' | ''"You really don't like being unhygienic, and will get sad if you are."''
|style='background:#aabbff;' |
|-
|style='background:#aabbff;' | Vegetarian
|style='background:#aabbff;' | 0
|style='background:#aabbff;' | ''"You find the idea of eating meat morally and physically repulsive."''
|style='background:#aabbff;' |
|-
|style='background:#aabbff;' |Mute
|style='background:#aabbff;' |0
|style='background:#aabbff;' |''"You are unable to speak"''
|style='background:#aabbff;' |You can no longer talk, you can still use emotes and PDA in order to communicate.
|}

Guide to chemistry

2024-03-18T21:30:30Z

Bluezorua: /* Toxins */ mentions RDS treatment in mindbreaker

This guide will primarily be useful for [[Chemist|chemists]] and [[Botanist|Botanists]] using [[Guide to hydroponics#Strange Seeds|Strange Seeds]] but may come in handy to any player and especially [[Traitor|traitors]].
= Chemicals =
The building blocks of chemistry are aluminium, bromine, carbon, chlorine, copper, ethanol, fluorine, hydrogen, iodine, iron, lithium, mercury, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus, potassium, radium, silicon, silver, sodium, stable plasma, sugar, sulfur, sulfuric acid, water and welding fuel. These can be produced from the [[Chem Dispenser]] in [[Chemistry]].

You have all sorts of things here, and can make so much. You can make medicines, foam, flash powder, poisons, space lube, window hardener, and so much more. The limit on combinations is a limit that exists only in your creativity (and the game engine). Be sure to be careful though, mixing the wrong chemicals can be bad for your health and please make sure you know what a chemical does before you use it. Experiment at your own risk.

Some pure chemicals are lethal or will cause heavy toxin damage if injected or ingested in their pure form.

Grinding minerals from mining will also get you:
* [[Plasma]]
* Uranium
[[Emag|Emagging]] a chem dispenser will add:
* Space Drugs
* Morphine
* Toxin
* Carpotoxin
* Miner's Salve
The [[Vending_machines#Medbay|NanoMed Plus]] is your main source of generic toxin when hacked.

Some chemical reactions will require you to heat the reagents in a [[File:Chemical_Heater.png]] '''Chemical Heater'''. This machine will heat a beaker to the desired temperature, slowing down the heating speed as it approaches the target temperature. If you don't risk making the chemical explode by overheating it (such as Meth) you can just set it to a very high temperature to avoid this.

== Machinery ==
You have all sorts of chems here, and can make many things. You can make [[#Medicines|medicines]], [[#Smoke|smoke]], [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]], [[#Flash Powder|flash powder]], [[#Toxins|poisons]], [[#Space Lube|space lube]], [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]] and much more. The limit on combinations is a limit that exists only in your creativity (and the game engine). Be sure to be careful though, as mixing the wrong chemicals can be bad for your health, and please make sure you know what a chemical does before you use it. Experiment at your own risk.

=== [[File:Dispenser.png|Chem Dispenser]] Chemistry Dispensers ===
[[Chem Dispenser|Chem dispensers]] can be upgraded to unlock more chemicals, allow for more precise macro usage, increased power recharge rate and higher power capacity. If you run out of power, you can disassemble the dispenser with screwdriver+crowbar and rebuild it by first putting the circuit board back, and then all other things but use a full power cell [[File:High power cell updated.png]] instead of the old one. Then screwdriver to finish. Or you can charge the machine with an [[inducer]] [[File:Inducer.png]].

'''Available chemicals''':
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
Click expand to see what chemicals are available:
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
'''Normal''':
* Hydrogen
* Oxygen
* Silicon
* Phosphorus
* Sulfur
* Carbon
* Nitrogen
* Water
* Lithium
* Sugar
* Sulfuric acid
* Copper
* Mercury
* Sodium
* Iodine
* Bromine
* Ethanol
* Chlorine
* Potassium
* Aluminium
* Radium
* Fluorine
* Iron
* Welding fuel
* Silver
* Stable plasma
'''Upgraded (tier 4 matter manipulator)''':
* Acetone
* Ammonia
* Ash
* Diethylamine
* Oil
* Saltpetre
'''Emagged''':
* Space Drugs
* Morphine
* Toxin
* Carpotoxin
* Miner's Salve
</div>
</div>
'''Upgradeable parts''':
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
Click expand to see upgrades:
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
* '''Better matter bins:''' greater power efficiency per unit dispensed.
* '''Better capacitor:''' faster recharging speed.
* '''Better power cell:''' larger maximum power capacity.
* '''Better manipulator:''' unlocks more chemicals. <s>Longer and more complex chemistry macros can be performed. At tier 1 manips, macros round to the nearest 5u, then 3u at tier 2, 2u at tier 3 and 1u at tier 4</s>
</div>
</div>
=== [[File:Chemical_Heater.png|Chemical Heater]] Chemical Heater ===
Some chemical reactions will require you to heat the reagents in a [[Chemical Heater]]. Unless the recipes says otherwise, these reactions need you to heat the reagents ''above'' the required temperature.
This machine will heat/cool a beaker to the desired temperature, slowing down the heating/cooling speed as it approaches the target temperature. If you don't risk making the chemical explode by overheating it (like with [[#Methamphetamine|meth]]) you can just set it to a very high temperature to avoid this. '''Due to a rounding bug you sometimes need to heat chems 1 degree higher than the recipe says.''' 
Upgrading the laser will increase the heating/cooling speed.
=== [[File:Chemmaster.gif|ChemMaster 3000]] ChemMaster 3000 ===
Separates, bottles, and makes pills/patches out of chemicals loaded inside. You can load pretty much any container - beakers, spray bottles, water bottles and so on. 
Maximum size for dispensed bottles is 30u, patches 40u and pills 50u. Use a chemistry bag [[File:Chemistry_bag.png]] to quickly move large quantities of bottles, patches or pills. 
Can be upgraded with bigger beakers to allow a bigger buffer. By default it contains two ordinary 50u beakers for a total buffer volume of 100u.
=== [[File:Blender.png|Reagent Grinder]] All-In-One Grinder ===
Grinds, crushes, liquefies and extracts reagents from materials placed into it. 
If there is a significant reagent associated with the item, the Reagent grinder will distill a pure sample inside the collection beaker. 
For example: Plasma/gold/uranium/metal sheets, donk pockets, fruits, dead mice.
=== [[File:Smoke_machine.png|Smoke Machine]] Smoke Machine ===
Dispenses any chemical inside as a [[#Smoke|smoke]] cloud. Needs to be secured by wrenching first. 
A great alternative to [[#Smoke|smoke]] [[Grenade|grenades]], but easily incites lynch mobs. 
Can only be obtained through the circuit board being printed, and the required parts being assembled first. 
'''Upgradeable parts''':
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
Click expand to see upgrades:
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
* '''Manipulator''': Unlocks the higher range settings.
* '''Matter bin''': Increases maximum capacity.
* '''Capacitor''': Increases efficiency.
</div>
</div>

==Metabolism==
When a reagent enters a body, it will then "tick" or "cycle" about every 2 seconds (these are called "life ticks", and are not to be confused with server ticks/tickrate). When this happens the body is purged of an amount of every reagent depending on their metabolism rates. This is the rate at which the chemical disappears from your body. It doesn't matter how many chems you have in your body, as they are all metabolized separately. If you are [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Hunger|hungry]] (sluggish), this will happen 20% slower, which makes chemicals have a bigger total effect since they last longer without being weaker per tick. Many mobs are "simplemobs" which means they don't have bloodstreams and can thus not be poisoned, sedated or healed with medicine. Monkeys and most playable humanoids are the exceptions to this.

==Active Pure Chemicals==
A.K.A. what happens when you eat or splash these. Their metabolism rate is 0.4u per cycle unless said otherwise. Unmentioned dispensable chemicals don't have any effects. Plasma and uranium requires you to grind mineral sheets to acquire.
*'''Chlorine''': Causes {{dmgs|q|1 brute damage}} per tick to a random body part.
*'''Copper''': Can be splashed on metal sheets to create bronze sheets.
*{{anchor|Ethanol}}'''Ethanol''': A decent alcoholic "beverage", with a [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Drinks|booze power]] of 65. Increases success rate of [[Surgery|surgery]] and flammability when applied externally. Metabolism rate 0.2.
*'''Fluorine''': Causes {{dmgs|e|1 toxin damage}} per tick.
*'''Iron''': Slowly restores blood volume.
*'''Lithium''': Causes twitching, drooling, moaning and not being able to walk straight.
*'''Mercury''': Causes 1 brain damage per tick, twitching, drooling, moaning and not being able to walk straight.
*'''[[Plasma]]''': Causes {{dmgs|e|3 toxin damage}} per tick and explodes with a bright flash when heated to 320k. Not to be confused with Stable Plasma, which does nothing.
*'''Radium''': Slowly causes irradiation (2 per tick). Creates glowing green goo on floor if more than 3u is spilled.
*'''Sugar''': Gives nutrition. Causes hyperglycemic shock if overdosed (200u). Metabolism rate 0.8.
*'''Sulfuric Acid''': Causes {{dmgs|e|1 toxin damage}} and {{dmgs|q|some instant brute damage}} to one body part when ingested, and slightly more {{dmgs|q|brute damage}} when ''injected''. Destroys head-wear and causes {{dmgs|w|burn damage}} when sprayed or splashed on someone. Counts as a [[#Toxins|toxin]].
*'''Uranium''': Causes slight (1 per tick) irradiation. Creates glowing green goo on floor if more than 3u is spilled.
*'''Welding Fuel''': Causes {{dmgs|e|1 toxin damage}} per tick. Makes people flammable if splashed on.
== Components ==
These are very basic chemicals that you'll use in a lot of other more complicated chems. They can still be toxic, though.
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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ash}}Ash ▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Ash}}
|Basic ingredient in a couple of recipes.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|Ash (Alternate Recipe) ▮
|Light a piece of paper on fire, and scoop up the resulting ashes with a beaker.
|Basic ingredient in a couple of recipes.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Carpet}}Carpet ▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Carpet}}
|Creates a dirty carpet on the floor.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oil}}Oil ▮
|1 part Welding Fuel
1 part Carbon

1 part Hydrogen
|Burns in a small smoky fire, mostly used to get Ash.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|Oil (Alternate Recipe) ▮
|Scoop up oil from destroyed cyborgs or robots off the ground with a beaker.
|Burns in a small smoky fire, mostly used to get Ash.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phenol}}Phenol ▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Phenol}}
|Used for certain medical recipes.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Acetone}}Acetone ▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Acetone}}
|Common ingredient in other recipes.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Diethylamine}}Diethylamine ▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Diethylamine}}
|A very potent fertilizer, and the base component of some medicines.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ammonia}}Ammonia▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Ammonia}}
|An effective fertilizer which is better than what is available to the botanist initially, though it isn't as powerful as [[Diethylamine]] (results in 3 units instead of 4).
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Saltpetre}}Saltpetre▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Saltpetre}}
|Ingredient for Bath Salts and Black Powder (results in 3 units instead of 5). Increases potency of plants.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lye}}Lye▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Lye}}
|Useful in the manufacturing of wax items like soap.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|Lye (Alternate Recipe)▮
|1 part [[#Ash|Ash]] 1 part Water 1 part Carbon
|Useful in the manufacturing of wax items like soap.
|-
|}
== Medicines ==
"''And that's how I lost my medical license!''" Don't be this guy. Make these. Lots of these.

See [[guide to medicine|Guide to Medicine]] for more information on what to use when.
===Core Healing Medicines===
These healing drugs form the "core" drugs used to heal the most common forms of damage. All other medical drugs outside of this section are either harder to make upgrades, or highly specific forms of healing for rarer situations.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%; text-align:left; border: 3px solid #FFDD66; cellspacing=0; cellpadding=2; background-color:white;"
! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Recipe
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Treatment for
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Addiction Threshold
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silver Sulfadiazine}}Silver Sulfadiazine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Silver Sulfadiazine}}
|Burn
|If applied by patch - Instantly heals {{dmgs|w|burn}} damage on the location it is applied to, equal to the amount applied. Will also heal an additional {{dmgs|w|0.5 burn}} damage per tick, but may also temporarily disable limbs or the player due to extreme pain.
On ingestion, inhalation or injection, it deals {{dmgs|e|0.5 toxin}} damage per tick instead.

On overdose, will suffocate at {{dmgs|r|1 suffocation}} damage per tick.
|1.0 units per tick
|100 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Styptic Powder}}Styptic Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Styptic Powder}}
|Brute
|If applied by patch - Instantly heals {{dmgs|q|brute}} damage on the location it is applied, equal to the amount applied. Will also heal an additional {{dmgs|q|0.5 brute}} damage per tick, but may also temporarily disable limbs or the player due to extreme pain.
On ingestion, inhalation or injection, it deals {{dmgs|e|0.5 toxin}} damage per tick instead.

On overdose, will suffocate at {{dmgs|r|1 suffocation}} damage per tick.
|1.0 units per tick
|100 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Saline-Glucose Solution}}Saline-Glucose Solution▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Saline-Glucose Solution}}
|Brute, burn
|Has a 33% chance per tick to heal {{dmgs|qw|0.5 brute|0.5 burn|}}. Can be used as a temporary substitute for blood if hooked up via IV drip or injected via a syringe.
On overdose, rarely deals {{dmgs|qw|1 brute|1 burn}} and metabolize 1u of salt or 1u of sugar.

The rare damages on overdose are countered by the healing done by the saline.
|0.2 units per tick
|60 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Synthflesh}}Synthflesh▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Synthflesh}}
|Brute, burn
|If applied by patch - Instantly heals {{dmgs|qw|brute|burn}} damage on the location it is applied to, equal to the amount applied. Will also heal an additional {{dmgs|qw|0.5 brute|0.5 burn|}} per tick, but may also temporarily disable limbs or the player due to extreme pain.
<s>On ingestion, inhalation or injection, it deals {{dmgs|e|2 toxin}} damage per tick instead.</s>

On overdose, deals {{dmgs|e|2 toxin}} damage per tick.

'''100u may be applied to a husked corpse with less than {{dmgs|w|50 burn}} damage to restore the body to normal integrity.'''
| 1.0 units per tick
|125 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Charcoal}}Charcoal▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Charcoal}}
|Toxin
|Heals {{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} damage per tick, will also purge any other chemicals at 0.75u per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Salbutamol}}Salbutamol▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Salbutamol}}
|Suffocation
|Quickly heals {{dmgs|r|3 suffocation}} damage per tick while slowing down suffocation. Overdoses cause excess Salbutamol to be metabolized into [[Histamine]] at a rate of 1u of Salbutamol to 1u of Histamine per tick.
|0.1 units per tick
|25 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Bicaridine}}Bicaridine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Bicaridine}}
|Brute
|Heals {{dmgs|q|1 brute damage}} at first, but gradually drops in efficacy as the patient's body accumulates BC1 Metabolites from processing it.
Overdoses cause the patient's body to rapidly purge the medicine and deal minor liver damage.
|0.2 units per tick
| 30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Kelotane}}Kelotane▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Kelotane}}
|Burn
|Heals {{dmgs|w|1 burn damage}} at first, but gradually drops in efficacy as the patient's body accumulates KL1 Metabolites from processing it.
Overdoses cause the patient's body to rapidly purge the medicine and deal minor liver damage.
|0.2 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Antitoxin}}Antitoxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Antitoxin}}
|Toxin
|Heals {{dmgs|e|1 toxin damage}} at first, but gradually drops in efficacy as the patient's body accumulates AT1 Metabolites from processing it.
Overdoses cause the patient's body to rapidly purge the medicine and deal minor liver damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Dexalin}}Dexalin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Dexalin}}
|Suffocation
|Heals {{dmgs|r|1.5 suffocation damage}} per tick
Overdoses cause 2 heart damage per tick.
|0.2 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Dexalin+}}Dexalin Plus▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Dexalin Plus}}
|Suffocation
|Heals {{dmgs|r|3 suffocation}} damage per tick. Overdoses cause rapid heart damage at 4 per tick and are likely to lead to cardiac arrest.
|0.4 units per tick
|25 units
| N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Tricordrazine}}Tricordrazine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Tricordazine}}
|All four basic types
|Heals {{dmgs|qwer|2 brute|2 burn|2 toxin|2 suffocation}} damage per tick, but rapidly drops in efficacy as the patient's body accumulates TC1 Metabolites from processing it. Due to its rapid metabolization and drop in efficacy, Tricordrazine is best used as an additive with other medicines or treatments for a extra burst of help, but is not going to do much when used alone.
Overdoses cause 1 liver damage and {{dmgs|e|2 toxin}} damage per tick
|1.2 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Cryoxadone}}Cryoxadone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Cryoxadone}}
|All types
|Required for the proper function of cryogenics. It heals all types of damage very swiftly (except clone damage, which is healed very slowly), but only when in a very cold environment. Healing strength is proportional to temperature.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pyroxadone}}Pyroxadone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Pyroxadone}}
|All four basic types and cellular
|Inverse [[#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]] that heals faster the hotter the patient is. For max efficiency you need to be ''over'' 460°K and on fire. In optimal conditions every cycle will heal {{dmgs|e|15 burn}} ''before'' the damage taken from being on fire, which is usually faster than the fire hurts you (unless too hot). It will then also heal {{dmgs|qer|10 brute|10 toxin|20 suffocation}} and 10 cellular. Works on [[Guide_to_races#Jelly_and_Slime_Mutants|slimepeople]].
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Clonexadone}}Clonexadone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Clonexadone}}
|Clone
|Quickly heals clone damage, but only when in a cold environment. Healing strength is proportional to temperature. Fixes changeling sting body swaps If drunk, returning the consumer to their original form. (note, the unit amount varies due to server lag, as the clonexadone must be metabolised for 90 seconds. 35u or more should always be enough.)
|0.6 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mannitol}}Mannitol▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mannitol}}
|Brain
|Quickly heals brain damage at 2 per tick - best used in cryo alongside Cryoxadone, but will still heal if taken via other means. Usually it has no overdose, but it has 35u overdose to brain tumor people. When overdosed, has awful brain healing to brain tumor people, at 0.1 damage per tick.
| 0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|System Cleaner}}System Cleaner▮
|{{RecursiveChem/System Cleaner}}
|Toxin
|Quickly purges {{dmgs|e|2 toxin|}} damage per tick in the rare case an IPC gets said damage. Will also purge other chemicals at 1u per tick.
'''Only works on IPCs.'''
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Solder}}Solder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Solder}}
|Brain
|Quickly heals brain damage at 3 per tick, reduces hallucinations and has a chance to cure [[Guide to Traumas|mild]] and [[Guide to Traumas#Special|special brain traumas]] every tick.
'''Only works on IPCs.'''
| 0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Neurine}}Neurine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Neurine}}
| Minor brain traumas
|Reacts with neural tissue, helping reform damaged connections. Chance every tick to cure [[Guide_to_Traumas#Basic_Traumas_Without_Prefix|basic traumas]]. More [[Guide_to_Traumas#Severe_Prefix|severe]] traumas usually require [[surgery]]. Quickly purges [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Neurotoxin |Neurotoxin]].
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|}
=== Superior Healing Medicines===
These healing drugs are harder to make than the core healing drugs, however they are significantly better at healing.

Also, many upgraded drugs can be overdosed with, leading to a negative outcome. Be sure to monitor how many units of chemicals someone is injected with.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%; text-align:left; border: 3px solid #FFDD66; cellspacing=0; cellpadding=2; background-color:white;"
! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Recipe
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Treatment for
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" | Addiction Threshold
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Salicyclic Acid}}Salicyclic Acid▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Salicyclic Acid}}
|Brute
| Heals {{dmgs|q|3 brute damage}} per tick, but causes exhaustion while it is healing. Overdoses cause 2 liver and {{dmgs|e||3 toxin|}} damage per tick, but also double the {{dmgs|q|brute|}} healing.
|0.2 units per tick
|25 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Oxandrolone}}Oxandrolone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Oxandrolone}}
|Burn
|Heals {{dmgs|w|3 burn damage}} per tick, but causes exhaustion while it is healing. Overdoses cause 2 liver and {{dmgs|e|3 toxin|}} damage per tick, but also double the {{dmgs|w|burn|}} healing.
|0.2 units per tick
|25 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Carthatoline}}Carthatoline▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Carthatoline}}
|Toxin
|Heals {{dmgs|e|3 toxin damage}} per tick while purging toxic chems at a rate of 1u per tick as well as being very likely to cause vomiting. Overdoses cause 2 brain damage per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|25 units
| N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Omnizine}}Omnizine▮
|Grown from Ambrosia Deus or found in heated Donk Pockets
|Brute, burn, toxin and suffocation
|Heals {{dmgs|qwer|0.5 brute|0.5 burn|0.5 toxin|0.5 suffocation}} damages per tick except cellular. If overdosed it will deal {{dmgs|qwer|1.5 brute|1.5 burn|1.5 toxin|1.5 suffocation}} per tick but not cellular damage.
|0.1 units per tick
| 30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pentetic Acid}}Pentetic Acid▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Pentetic Acid}}
|Radiation, toxin
|Treats massive radiation exposure extremely well but has deminishing returns the lower radiation you have. Treats {{dmgs|e|2 toxin|}} damage a tick but purges all other chemicals from body at a rate of 2u per tick, including medicines. Other [[#Carthatoline|anti-toxins]] should be used instead if only treating toxin damage.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Perfluorodecalin}}Perfluorodecalin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Perfluorodecalin}}
|Suffocation
| Heals suffocation damage incredibly quickly at a rate of {{dmgs|r|10 suffocation}} per tick. which can allow you to spacewalk. Also heals your lungs 2 damage per tick, but will cause {{dmgs|e|2 toxin|}} damage per tick. Overdoses cause 2 heart damage per tick.
|0.1 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Atropine}}Atropine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Atropine}}
|Brute, Burn, Toxin and Suffocation
|Rapidly stabilizes and heals anyone in or near critical condition by healing {{dmgs|qwer|4 brute|4 burn|4 toxin|5 suffocation}} damages per tick, but causes dizziness and jittering. Overdoses will cause excess Atropine to be rapidly metabolized into [[Histamine]], at a rate of 3u of Histamine for 2u of Atropine.
|0.1 units per tick
|15 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Calomel}}Calomel▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Calomel}}
|Purge
|Quickly purges the body of all chemicals at 2.5u per tick.
'''If your health is above 20, {{dmgs|e|2.5 toxin|}} damage is dealt per tick.'''
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Hepanephrodaxon}}Hepanephrodaxon▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Hepanephrodaxon}}
|Liver, Toxin
|Superior anti-toxin that heals {{dmgs|e|6 toxin|}} damage per tick and also heals liver damage at a quick rate of 4 damage per tick, so long as the liver is still functional, but causes confusion. Overdoses cause brain 2 damage per tick and more severe confusion. Extremely fast metabolization.
|3.75 units per tick
|10 units
|N/A
|-
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mutadone}}Mutadone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mutadone}}
|Genetic
|Removes all your genetic mutations, this can't humanize monkeys.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!{{anchor|Mutadone}}Inaprovaline▮
|Wave the meditopia banner around.
|Oxygen
|Stabilizes the breathing of patients. Good for those in critical condition.
|N/A
|N/A
|N/A
|}
===Unique Healing Medicines===
These healing drugs preform a unique function that is not commonly used or seen in game.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%; text-align:left; border: 3px solid #FFDD66; cellspacing=0; cellpadding=2; background-color:white;"
! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" | Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Recipe
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Treatment for
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Addiction Threshold
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Potassium Iodide}}Potassium Iodide▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Potassium Iodide}}
|Radiation
|Reduces low radiation damage very effectively.
|0.8 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Ephedrine}}Ephedrine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Ephedrine}}
|Stun
|Reduces stun times, increases run speed. If overdosed it will deal {{dmgs|er|toxin| suffocation}} damage and will cause seizures also has a chance to make you drop the thing you were holding..
|0.2 units per tick
|30 units
|25 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Diphenhydramine}}Diphenhydramine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Diphenhydramine}}
|Histamine Overdose
|Purges body of lethal Histamine at a rate of 3u per tick and reduces jitteriness while causing minor drowsiness.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
| N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Meclizine}}Meclizine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Meclizine}}
|Vomiting
|Prevents vomiting and has a small chance to heal {{dmgs|e|1 toxin|}} damage. Overdosing causes {{dmgs|e|2 toxin|}} damage and 2 stomach damage per tick.
|0.25 units per tick
|25
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Morphine}}Morphine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Morphine}}
|Movement Speed
|Will allow you to walk faster. Will make you feel tired after 12 cycles and will knock you out after 24. If overdosed it will cause jitteriness, dizziness, force the victim to drop items in their hands and eventually deal {{dmgs|e|toxin|}} damage.
|0.2 units per tick
|30 units
|25 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Oculine}}Oculine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Oculine}}
|Eye
|Quickly heals eye damage and reverts blindness.
|0.1 units per tick
|N/A
| N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Inacusiate}}Inacusiate▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Inacusiate}}
|Ear
|Instantly removes all ear damage. (Results in 2 units instead of 3)
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Epinephrine}}Epinephrine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Epinephrine}}
|Stun + Brute, burn, suffocation and toxin
|20% chance each tick to reduce knockout/stun effects, minor stamina regeneration buff. Prevents {{dmgs|r|suffocation}} damage from going over 35. If the patient is in crit, it heals {{dmgs|qwer|0.5 brute|0.5 burn|0.5 toxin|0.5 suffocation}} damages per tick. If overdosed will deal {{dmgs|e|toxin|}} and stamina damage, and cause {{dmgs|r|suffocation}}. This is in the EpiPens.
|0.1 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Antihol}}Antihol▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Antihol}}
|Alcohol
| Helps remove Alcohol from someone's body, as well as eliminating its side effects and slowly healing {{dmgs|e|toxin|}} damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Stimulants}}Stimulants▮
|Traitor Adrenals or Stimpack
|Stun
|Increases run speed and eliminates stuns, can heal all four basic damage types at a rate {{dmgs|qwer|1 brute|1 burn|1 toxin|1 suffocation}} per tick if your total damage is below 50. If overdosed it will deal {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage and stun.
|0.2 units per tick
| 60 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Insulin}}Insulin▮
|Found in NanoMed Plus
|Sugar Dependency
|Increases sugar depletion by 3u per tick and can wake you up from a hyperglycemic shock faster.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Strange Reagent}}Strange Reagent▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Strange Reagent}}
|Death
|A miracle drug that can bring a dead body back to life! If the corpse has suffered more than 100 {{dmgs|q|brute|}} or {{dmgs|w|burn|}} damage it will fail, however. If used on a living person it will deal minor amounts of {{dmgs|qw|brute|burn}} damage each tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Synaptizine}}Synaptizine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Synaptizine}}
|Hallucination Decrease
|Helps Hallucinations go away much faster and helps you recover from stuns and knockdowns faster. Also Purges Mindbreaker Toxin very quickly. Deals {{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} damage per tick. Use after the super matter deliminates to stop all hallcuincations.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Rezadone}}Rezadone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Rezadone}}
| Cellular Damage Healing
|Instantly heals all cellular damage, while healing damage to the body parts. If overdosed deals {{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} damage per tick. Very good for speedcloning.
'''5 units applied to a husk with less than {{dmgs|w|50 burn}} damage will unhusk it.'''
|0.4 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Spaceacillin}}Spaceacillin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Spaceacillin}}
|Infections
|An all-purpose antiviral agent. Prevents you from spreading any virus in your body.
|0.04 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Miner's Salve}}Miner's Salve▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Miner's Salve}}
| Improvised Patch Healing Chem
|Slowly heals {{dmgs|qw|brute|burn|}}, but prevents you from telling how injured you are. Causes stomach cramps if not applied via touch/patch. Increases the success chance of surgical steps by 10% if applied via touch/patch.
|0.16 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Haloperidol}}Haloperidol▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Haloperidol}}
|Anti-Drug and Light Sedative
|Helps fight against the effects of most drugs, while purging them at a rate of 5u per tick. However also causes drowsiness and stamina damage and has a small chance to cause brain damage each tick.
|0.16 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Leporazine}}Leporazine ▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Leporazine}}
|Body temperature
|Keeps a patient's body temperature stable, but if overdosed will cause wild fluctuations in body temperature instead.
| 0.1 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Corazone}}Corazone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Corazone}}
|Heart attack
|Helps prevent cardiac arrest and liver failure, also heals 1.5 heart damage per tick. Overdoses cause Corazone to be metabolized into [[Histamine]] at a rate of 1u per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|20 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Psicodine}}Psicodine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Psicodine}}
|Phobias and Mood
|Suppresses phobias and turns bad mood into neutral mood. Also reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jitteriness]], [[Status_Effects#Dizziness|dizziness]], [[Status_Effects#Confusion|confusion]] and [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. If overdosed it causes [[Status_Effects#Hallucinations|hallucinations]] and {{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} damage per tick.
|0.1 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Energized Jelly}}Energized Jelly▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Energized Jelly}}
|Stun
|Reduces stun times by around 60% (depends) for [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|jellypeople]], while also speeding up [[Guide_to_races#Luminescents|Luminescent's]] cooldowns. Non-jelly lifeforms will just get shocked.
| 0.4 units per tick
| N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Regenerative Jelly}}Regenerative Jelly▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Regenerative Jelly}}
|Healing
|Gradually regenerates all four types of basic damage at a rate of {{dmgs|qwer|0.5 brute|0.5 burn|0.5 toxin|0.5 suffocation}} per tick, without harming [[Guide_to_races#Oozeling|Oozling]] anatomy.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Polypyrylium Oligomers}}Polypyrylium Oligomers▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Polypyrylium Oligomers}}
| Healing
| Heals your lungs for 0.25 damage and your body {{dmgs|q|0.35 brute}} damage per tick, has a 50% chance to reduce bleeding each tick. Changes your hair and beard color to purple.
|0.4 units per tick
|50 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Silibinin}}Silibinin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Silibinin}}
|Healing
|Heals 2 liver damage per tick.
|0.6 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Earthsblood}}Earthsblood▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Earthsblood}}
|Healing
|Heals {{dmgs|qwer|3 brute|3 burn|3 toxin|15 suffocation}}, 1 cellular and 30 stamina damage per tick and causes 1 brain damage per tick (max 150). Causes jitteriness and gets you drugged. Overdose causes hallucinations and {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|25 units
|N/A
|-
|}
==Narcotics==
Narcotics are highly addicitve drugs that can aggressively, or passively, provide a benefit. Be wary as its very easy to become addicted, or overdose, on a narcotic.

As a general rule of thumb, the more of a positive effect (or any effect) a narcotic can provide, the easier it is to get addicted or overdose on it.

People who overdose or get addicted to Narcotics tend to usually end up dying to the negative effects or requiring immedient medical attention. Take in moderation.
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! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Addiction Threshold
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Nicotine}}Nicotine▮
|Grown in tobacco or found in cigarettes.
|Slightly reduces stun times.
If overdosed, will deal negligeable ammount of toxin damage.
|0.05 units per tick
|15 units
|10 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Krokodil}}Krokodil▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Krokodil}}
|Provides messages of calmness and protection. If overdosed it will deal significant Brain and {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage. On withdrawal will begin to deal fatal amounts of {{dmgs|q|brute}} damage as the subjects skin falls off.
|0.2 units per tick
|20 units
|15 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Crank}}Crank▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Crank}}
|Reduces stun times by about 200%. If overdosed or addicted it will deal significant {{dmgs|qe|brute|toxin}} and Brain damage.
| 0.2 units per tick
|20 units
|10 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Methamphetamine}}Methamphetamine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Methamphetamine}}
|Every chemist's favorite, and the leading cause of chemist deaths.
Reduces stun times by about 300%. Allows the user to quickly recover stamina while dealing a small amount of Brain damage. If overdosed the subject will move, laugh, and drop items randomly while suffering from {{dmgs|e|toxin}} and Brain damage. On withdrawal the subject will constantly jitter and drool, before becoming dizzy and losing motor control and eventually suffer heavy {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage. A great deal of caution must be taken when heating this chemical, as it will explode if it reaches a temperature of or greater than 380 k.
|0.3 units per tick
|20 units
|10 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Bath Salts}}Bath Salts▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Bath Salts}}
|Makes the subject nearly impervious to stuns, however the subject will suffer {{dmgs|e|toxin}} and Brain damage, constant hallucinations and will lose motor control. If overdosed the subject will lose even more motor control, drool and drop items in their hand. On withdrawal the subject will suffer very severe Brain damage, severe hallucinations, complete loss of motor control and eventually fatal amounts of {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage.
|0.2 units per tick
| 20 units
|10 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Aranesp}}Aranesp▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Aranesp}}
|The subject will think they are "amped" and regenerate stamina, however the drug typically causes the subject to {{dmgs|r|suffocate}} to death. Also deals minor {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage and prevents the user from blocking.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Space Drugs}}Space Drugs▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Space Drugs}}
|An illegal compound which induces a number of effects such as loss of balance and visual artefacts. If overdosed causes hallucinations.
|0.2 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Happiness}}Happiness▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Happiness}}
|Suppresses phobias and fills you with ecstasic emotional numbness. Removes jitteriness, confusion and disgust. Causes 0.2 brain damage per tick. Highly addictive. If overdosed causes sudden mood swings and an additional 0.5 brain damage per tick. On withdrawal it will slowly drive your mood to "insane". Be sure to cool the Nitrous Oxide down before mixing or your plasma will explode in your face!
|0.2 units per tick
|20 units
|10 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Modafinil}}Modafinil▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Modafinil}}
|Slowly-metabolizing medicine. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, sleep and heats you up if frozen, similarly to Coffee Latte.
Gives 15 stamina regeneration and slightly increase speed. If overdosed causes jitteriness, stuttering, dizziness (later), 50% chance to choke. After 41 cycles 20% chance to stun you. Cycle 82 puts you into endless sleep while constantly dealing 1.5 stamina and {{dmgs|r|suffocation}} damage.
|0.02-0.08 units per tick
|Random, initially 20 but goes up or down 0.1u each tick.
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Ketamine}}Ketamine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Ketamine}}
|A Dissociative Anesthetic. Causes Hallucinations, Allows User to Ignore the Damage Slowdown(Like Morphine). Reduces Jitters and Confusion, and provides a mood boost if disgusted. Will eventually knock you out.

Overdose: Gives you a split personality. No more slowdown ignore. Hallucinations are worse.
|0.5 Units Per Tick
|16 Units
|8 Units
|-
|}
==Pyrotechnics==
The manipulation of fire and matter.
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! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" | Description
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Stabilizing Agent}}Stabilizing Agent▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Stabilizing Agent}}
|When mixed with certain pyrotechnics, it stabilizes the reaction and prevents the reaction for usage later. The stabilizing agent is not consumed when stabilizing explosives, and one unit is enough to stabilize any amount of explosives. '''This does not work on everything, so be warned!'''
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Foam Surfactant}}Foam Surfactant▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Fluorosurfactant}}
|Also known as Fluorosurfactant. Creates a large amount of foam when mixed with an equal amount of water. This foam carries any reagents along with it in the container, allowing you to apply reagents to large areas at a time. The foam will apply any carried reagents to any walls, floors, objects, or people and animals in the area of the foam. The reagents will be absorbed through a mob's exposed skin and somewhat through clothes unless completely impermeable(hardsuit/biohazard/medical gear). Foam is slippery!
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Firefighting Foam}}Firefighting Foam▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Firefighting Foam}}
|A historical fire suppressant. Originally believed to simply displace oxygen to starve fires, it actually interferes with the combustion reaction itself. Vastly superior to the cheap water-based extinguishers. When used in a spray or with smoke it creates a non-slippery foam which extinguishes fires and burning creatures, and removes burning plasma from the air
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Smoke}}Smoke▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Smoke}}
|This creates a large cloud of smoke that will take on the properties of everything (if anything) in the container of the reaction. The chemicals in the smoke will touch and react with everything that the smoke touches. Mobs caught within the smoke cloud without wearing a gas mask or breathing through a gas tank will ingest the smoke chemicals. Great for distributing toxins in a crowded area. Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent. If stabilized, heat to 374K to activate.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Flash Powder}}Flash Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Flash Powder}}
| Flashes in a radius that scales up with the amount detonated. Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent. If stabilized, heat to 374K to activate.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Phlogiston}}Phlogiston▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Phlogiston}}
|Turns into a spreading plasma fire if not stabilized during mixing. Makes you burn longer, and ignites you. Deals increasing {{dmgs|w|burn}} damage based on how much you're burning up to {{dmgs|w|4 burn}} damage every 3 seconds. Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Napalm}}Napalm▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Napalm}}
|A substance that burns for much longer then other fuels. Inject it into someone and then apply heat for a warm toasty fireball human.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sonic Powder}}Sonic Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Sonic Powder}}
|Deafens in a radius that scales up with the amount detonated. Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent. If stabilized, heat to 374K to activate.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pyrosium}}Pyrosium▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Pyrosium}}
|Comes into existence at 20K. As long as there is sufficient oxygen for it to react with, Pyrosium slowly heats all other reagents in the container up. Useful for delayed reactions.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Cryostylane}}Cryostylane▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Cryostylane}}
| Comes into existence at 20K. As long as there is sufficient oxygen for it to react with, Cryostylane slowly cools all other reagents in the container down. Useful for delayed reactions.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Chlorine Trifluoride}}Chlorine Trifluoride▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Chlorine Trifluoride}}
|When created it will create a temporary 3x3 fireball. Comes into existence at 1000K. A flammable substance so dangerous it can burn through the hull of the station. It lights you on fire when it comes into contact with you, and if it gets inside of you will burn you from the inside out. It metabolizes out of your body extremely fast, however.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sorium}}Sorium▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Sorium}}
| When detonated it will send any movable object or person flying away from the detonation point. Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent. If stabilized, heat to 474K to activate.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Liquid Dark Matter}}Liquid Dark Matter▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Liquid Dark Matter}}
|When detonated it will suck in any movable object or person. Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent. If stabilized, heat to 474K to activate.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |Meth Explosion▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Meth Explosion}}
|If you are making Methamphetamine and mixing the ephedrine last, make sure you're using a chilled container, or it'll blow up just as if it was overheated. Definitely safer to just make the ephedrine separately. Blows up with the same strength as Black Powder.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Black Powder}}Black Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Black Powder}}
|Sparks, and then creates a violent explosion when heated to 474K.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Nitroglycerin}}Nitroglycerin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Nitroglycerin}}
| A heavy, colourless, oily, explosive liquid obtained by nitrating glycerol. Explodes immediately on mixing (results in 2 units instead of 3). Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent. If stabilized, heat to 474K to activate.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Explosion}}Explosion
|{{RecursiveChem/Explosion}}
|This explodes immediately on mixing, which may knock you over or even kill you. Only useful in grenade production.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Plasma Flash}}Plasma Flash
|{{RecursiveChem/Plasma_Flash}}
|Makes a small explosion with a bright light and fire, igniting everyone nearby.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Holy Explosion}}Holy Explosion
|{{RecursiveChem/Holy Explosion}}
|This explodes immediately on mixing. If it combined at least 75 of each reagent, it results in a more powerful explosion, which also paralyzes and reveals [[revenant]]s and sets nearby [[Blood Cult|cultists]] on fire. Otherwise it behaves like a normal Water-Potassium explosion.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|EMP}}EMP
|{{RecursiveChem/EMP}}
|This reacts immediately on mixing, creating an electromagnetic pulse which affects electronics nearby; such as temporarily deactivating energy weapons, cameras. Radius depends on amount mixed. Has 50/50 chance to open locked containers.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Tesla Shock}}Tesla Shock
|{{RecursiveChem/Tesla Shock}}
|This reacts immediately on mixing, shooting electric bolts to anyone near the reaction, shocking people and disabling/damaging electronics.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Thermite}}Thermite▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Thermite}}
|A mixture that becomes extremely hot when ignited, and which can burn straight through walls when applied and ignited. Doesn't work on Lockers or Crates(sadly). Causes minor {{dmgs|w|burn}} damage to humans when ingested.
|}

==Other Recipes==
These are either pure reactions that typically leave nothing remaining or other chemicals that have non-medicinal uses. Many of these are useful in the manufacture of grenades, but many can be quite dangerous.
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! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Plastic Sheets}}Plastic Sheets▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Plastic Sheets}}
| Creates Plastic sheets. 1 Plastic sheet per 10u of solution. Can be used in hand to craft plastic bottles (they work just like beakers) Required to print certain items such as surgical drapes or Plumbing Constructor in the protolathes.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Barber's Aid}}Barber's Aid▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Barber's Aid}}
|Changes your hair style, useful if you are bald! (Results in 5 units instead of 3)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Barbers A}}Concentrated Barber's Aid▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Concentrated Barber's Aid}}
|Grows your hair very long!
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Barber's Afro Mania}}Barber's Afro Mania▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Barber's Afro Mania}}
|Makes you grow an afro. Unleash the funk within you.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Barbers Shaving Aid}}Barber's Shaving Aid▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Barber's Shaving Aid}}
|"It seems I messed up. Time to go bald."
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Candle}}Candle
|{{RecursiveChem/Candle}}
|Creates a red candle for use in decoration or rituals.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Carbon Dioxide}}Carbon Dioxide
|{{RecursiveChem/Carbon Dioxide}}
|What the fuck is carbon dioxide? It will create [[Guide_to_Atmospherics#CO2|CO2]] in gas form. Might be useful for creative traitors.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Colorful Reagent}}Colorful Reagent▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Colorful Reagent}}
|Use this to color EVERYTHING! Keep away from the clown and assistants!
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Condensed Capsaicin}}Condensed Capsaicin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Condensed Capsaicin}}
|A chemical agent used for self-defense and in police work (results in 5 units instead of 6).
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Life}}Life▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Life}}
|Creates a or multiple very unpleseant life forms. You always want to have Security on hot standby if you attemtp this. (Results in 1 unit instead of 3)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Life Friendly}}Life Friendly▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Life Friendly}}
|Creates a or multiple friendly life forms. If you want to have some fun creating life and not end up getting exectuted by security (Results in 1 unit instead of 3)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Corgium}}Corgium
|{{RecursiveChem/Corgium}}
|Creates your own Corgi! Turns you into a Corgi if ingested.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Cryptobiolin}}Cryptobiolin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Cryptobiolin}}
|Causes confusion and dizziness. This is essential to make Spaceacillin.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Drying Agent}}Drying Agent▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Drying Agent}}
|Creates a solution that when applied to galoshes, causes them to be extra absorbent and dry any wet tiling they step on (results in 3 units instead of 4).
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Foaming Agent}}Foaming Agent▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Foaming Agent}}
|Used in Metal Foam production. Creates 1 unit instead of 2.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Smart Foaming Agent}}Smart Foaming Agent▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Smart Foaming Agent}}
|Used in Smart Metal Foam production. Creates 3 units instead of 5.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Fluorosulfuric Acid}}Fluorosulfuric Acid▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Fluorosulfuric Acid}}
|A highly caustic and dangerous substance. Keep away from faces and valuable equipment. Used in some other recipes.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Glycerol}}Glycerol▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Glycerol}}
|Requires blended corn, so thus help from the botanist. This is only useful in other reactions (results in 1 unit instead of 4). Slippery like water.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Solid Gold}}Solid Gold▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Solid Gold}}
|Solidifies a sheet of gold into your hand. Requires Frost Oil, thus help from botany.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Solid Adamantine}}Solid Adamantine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Solid Adamantine}}
|Creates a single sheet of Adamantine in your hand. Requires Frost Oil, thus help from Botany.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Quantum Hair Dye}}Quantum Hair Dye▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Quantum Hair Dye}}
|Changes your hair color when you apply or spray it! (Results in 5 units instead of 3)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Laughter}}Laughter▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Laughter}}
|Causes you to laugh, reduces slip knockdown, and gives a positive moodlet when slipped. Useful for the clown! (results in 10 units instead of 2).
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Meat Product}}Meat Product
|{{RecursiveChem/Meat Product}}
| Creates a slab of chemically processed meat.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Metal Foam}}Metal Foam
|{{RecursiveChem/Metal Foam}}
|Creates lightweight metal foam walls. These can be easily torn through, but may be useful for plugging hull breaches. Can be made with either iron or aluminium. Spreads immediately when mixed.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Smart Metal Foam}}Smart Metal Foam
|{{RecursiveChem/Smart Metal Foam}}
|Compared to the regular [[Guide to chemistry#Metal Foam|Metal Foam]], this sticks and applies only next to walls. Used for emergency sealing of hull breaches, while keeping areas accessible.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Nitrous Oxide}}Nitrous Oxide
|{{RecursiveChem/Nitrous Oxide}}
|Creates [[Guide to Atmospherics#The Gases and Their Functions|N2O]] in liquid form, which explodes when heated to 575K. Can become gaseous if spilled or released in a smoke. Be careful!
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Plasma Solidification}}Plasma Solidification
|{{RecursiveChem/Plasma Solidification}}
|Solidifies a large amount of [[plasma]] into a bar.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pax}}Pax▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Pax}}
| Pacifies by preventing the victim from using harm intent, certain harmful weapons and only letting them use passive and aggressive grabs. Non-harmful weapons such as disablers still work. Metabolizes at the rate of 0.1 units per tick.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Royal Bee Jelly}}Royal Bee Jelly▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Royal Bee Jelly}}
|Causes a Queen Bee to split in two when injected (results in 5 units instead of 50).
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Soap}}Soap
|{{RecursiveChem/Soap}}
|Creates a bar of soap, slightly faster cleaning than what you get on the station.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sodium Chloride}}Sodium Chloride▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Sodium Chloride}}
| Commonly known as salt, Sodium Chloride is often used to season food. Contrary to popular belief does '''NOT HURT OOZELINGS'''
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Space Cleaner}}Space Cleaner▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Space Cleaner}}
|This is able to clean almost all surfaces of almost anything that may dirty them. The janitor is likely to appreciate refills.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Spray Tan}}Spray Tan▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Spray Tan}}
|Darkens the skin when sprayed or applied. Do not swallow!
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Space Lube}}Space Lube▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Space Lube}}
|Space Lube is a high performance lubricant intended for maintenance of extremely complex mechanical equipment (results in 4 units instead of 3).
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sterilizine}}Sterilizine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Sterilizine}}
|When applied via touch or vapor, increases the success chance of surgical steps by 20%. Useful for surgery in less than ideal conditions.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Synthmeat}}Synthmeat
|{{RecursiveChem/Synthmeat}}
|Creates a slab of synthetic meat.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Unstable Mutagen}}Unstable Mutagen▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Mutagen}}
|Causes mutations when injected into living people or plants. High doses may be lethal, especially in humans. Only useful for Botany and Virology.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Cooking Oil}}Cooking Oil▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Cooking Oil}}
|A cooking oil used in deep-fryer to deepfry things. God forbid if clown gets their hands on this.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Light pink Glitter}}Light pink Glitter
|5 part Oil
2 part Sulfuric Acid
3 part Ash
2 part Aluminum
|Causes a mess when split on the ground or added to grenades. Light pink colour (results in 10 parts instead of 12).
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pink Glitter}}Pink Glitter
|5 part Light Pink Glitter
1 part Stable-plasma
|Causes a mess when split on the ground or added to grenades. Pink colour (results in 5 parts instead of 6).
|-
!style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Blue Glitter}}Blue Glitter
|5 part Light Pink Glitter
1 part Nitrogen
|Causes a mess when split on the ground or added to grenades. Blue colour (results in 5 parts instead of 6).
|-
!style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|White Glitter}}White Glitter
|5 part Light Pink Glitter
1 part Sugar
|Causes a mess when split on the ground or added to grenades. White colour (results in 5 parts instead of 6).
|}
===Construction Recipes===
These chemicals usually can be used to produce something strictly structural or a building material, such as tiles!
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%; text-align:left; border: 3px solid #FFDD66; cellspacing=0; cellpadding=2; background-color:white;"
! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" | Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" | Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Black Carpet}} Black Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Black Carpet}}
|Produces Black carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Blue Carpet}} Blue Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Blue Carpet}}
|Produces Blue carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Cyan Carpet}} Cyan Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Cyan Carpet}}
|Produces Cyan carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Green Carpet}} Green Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Green Carpet}}
|Produces Green carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Orange Carpet}} Orange Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Orange Carpet}}
|Produces Orange carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Purple Carpet}} Purple Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Purple Carpet}}
|Produces Purple carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Red Carpet}} Red Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Red Carpet}}
|Produces Red carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Royal Black Carpet}} Royal Black Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Royal_Black Carpet}}
|Produces Royal Black carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Royal Blue Carpet}} Royal Blue Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Royal_Blue Carpet}}
|Produces Royal Blue carpet
|}
===Virology Recipes===
These chemicals are used to mutate viruses, and have few uses beyond that.
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! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" | Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" | Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Virus Food}} Virus Food▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Virus Food}}
|Only useful in Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level1 and 2. It is also a primary ingredient for all other Virology-related chemicals. Also boosts the speed at which a virus advances to the next stage by 10 times while in one's bloodstream. (Results in 15 units instead of 10)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mutagenic Agar}} Mutagenic Agar▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mutagenic Agar}}
|Extremely similar to Unstable Mutagen. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 3 only. (Results in 1 unit instead of 2)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sucrose Agar}} Sucrose Agar▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Sucrose Agar}}
|Extremely similar to Mutagenic agar. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 4 only.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Virus Plasma}} Virus Plasma▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Virus Plasma}}
|Extremely similar to Plasma. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 6 only. (Results in 1 unit instead of 2)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Weakened Virus Plasma}} Weakened Virus Plasma▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Weakened Virus Plasma}}
|Weakened variety of virus plasma. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 5 only.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Virus Rations}} Virus Rations▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Virus Rations}}
|Depleted virus food. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 1 only. (Results in 1 unit instead of 2)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Decaying Uranium Gel}} Decaying Uranium Gel▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Decaying Uranium Gel}}
|Powerful viral mutagen. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 6 or 7. (Results in 1 unit instead of 2)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Unstable Uranium Gel}} Unstable Uranium Gel▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Uranium Gel}}
|Powerful viral mutagen. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 7. (Results in 1 unit instead of 6)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Stable Uranium Gel}} Stable Uranium Gel▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Stable Uranium Gel}}
|Powerful viral mutagen. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 8. (Results in 1 unit instead of 21)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Anomalous Virus Food}} Anomalous Virus Food▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Anomalous Virus Food}}
|Unusual viral mutagen. Only useful to virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 0. (Results in 1 unit instead of 6)
|}
===Mutation Toxins===
Obtainable through xenobiology, these chemicals transform humaniods in other humanoid [[Guide_to_races|races]].
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%; text-align:left; border: 3px solid #FFDD66; cellspacing=0; cellpadding=2; background-color:white;"
! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" | Description
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Imperfect Mutation Toxin}} Imperfect Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Slimepeople|slimeperson]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Unstable Mutation Toxin}} Unstable Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a random, safe race.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Stable Mutation Toxin}} Stable Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Stable Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Human|human]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mulligan Toxin}}Mulligan Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mulligan Toxin}}
|Changes identity by randomizing the subject's appearance.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Lizard Mutation Toxin}} Lizard Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Lizard Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Lizardpeople|lizardperson]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Felinid Mutation Toxin}} Felinid Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Felinid Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Felinids|felinid]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Moth Mutation Toxin}} Moth Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Moth Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Mothpeople|moth]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Fly Mutation Toxin}} Fly Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Fly Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flyperson]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pod Mutation Toxin}} Pod Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Pod Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Podpeople|podperson]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Golem Mutation Toxin}} Golem Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Golem Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Golems|golem]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Abductor Mutation Toxin}} Abductor Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Abductor Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into an [[Guide_to_races#Abductors|abductor]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Oozeling Mutation Toxin}} Oozeling Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Oozeling Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into an [[Guide to races#Oozeling|Oozeling]]
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Advanced Mutation Toxin}} Advanced Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Advanced Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that slowly morphs the victim into a [[slime]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Skeleton Mutation Toxin}} Skeleton Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Skeleton Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Skeletons|skeleton]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Zombie Mutation Toxin}} Zombie Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Zombie Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a non-infectious and completely fake Zombie.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Ash Mutation Toxin}} Ash Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Ash Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into an Ash Walker.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Shadow Mutation Toxin}} Shadow Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Shadow Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Shadowpeople|shadowperson]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Plasma Mutation Toxin}} Plasma Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Plasma Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Plasmaman|plasmaman]].
|}

==Toxins==
The deadliest of deadly chemicals. You can get a bunch of these through the traitor uplink, but if you don't wanna waste telecrystals you can mix it.
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! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" | Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Recipe
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Damage dealt
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Metabolism Rate
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Toxin}}Toxin▮
|Medbay Vendors, Emagged Chem Dispenser
|Toxin
|Will deal {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage over time.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Food Poisoning}}Bad Food▮
|From eating poorly made food
|Toxin
|Will deal a minor amount of {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage.
|0.1 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Chloral Hydrate}}Chloral Hydrate▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Chloral Hydrate}}
|Stun, Toxin
|A short-lived sedative which stuns after a bit, but can be deadly in large doses. Results in 1 units instead of 5.
| 0.6 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mindbreaker Toxin}}Mindbreaker Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mindbreaker Toxin}}
|Very Mild Hallucinations
| Popular legend about this drug lead CentCom to space-alter its effects, which now only creates simple hallucinations like reporting you as "dead". Space drugs, far simpler to create, have taken its place. Can to treat Reality Dissociation Syndrome. Results in 5 units instead of 3.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Impedrezene}}Impedrezene▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Impedrezene}}
| Brain
|A narcotic that impedes one's ability by slowing down the higher brain cell functions. Causes massive brain damage (results in 2 units instead of 3).
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mute Toxin}}Mute Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mute Toxin}}
|Speech
|Makes the subject unable to speak for some time.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mime's Bane}}Mime's Bane▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mime's Bane}}
| Gestures
|A nonlethal neurotoxin that interferes with the victim's ability to gesture
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Lexorin}}Lexorin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Lexorin}}
|Suffocation
|Temporarily stops respiration and causes tissue damage. Large doses are fatal, and will cause people to pass out very quickly.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Initropidril}}Initropidril▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Cardiac Arrest
|Deals heavy {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage over time, and a 25% chance to do one of the following: stun, cause loss of breath and oxygen damage, or cause your heart to stop. Combat the latter with electric shocks from grilles and doors in a pinch, or a defib for a more reliable method.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Tirizene}}Tirizene▮
|Traitor Sleepypen, Emagged Soda Dispenser, [[Guide_to_botany#Deathberry|Death Berry]], [[Guide_to_botany#Poison-berry|Poison-Berry]]
|Stamina Damage
|Deals stamina damage over time, slowing down and causing collapse in large doses, but otherwise harmless.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Tiring Solution}}Tiring Solution▮
|Peacekeeper Cyborgs
|Stamina Damage
|Deals stamina damage over time, slowing down. Won't go higher than 50 stamina damage.
|0.6 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Polonium}}Polonium▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Radiation
|Cause significant Radiation damage over time. It's metabolized very slowly.
|0.1 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pancuronium}}Pancuronium▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Paralysis and Suffocation
|Paralyses you after 10 seconds, with a 20% chance to cause 4 seconds of loss of breath.
|0.1 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sodium Thiopental}}Sodium Thiopental▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Knockout and Stamina
|Knocks you out after 11 seconds, and destroys your stamina.
|0.3 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sulfonal}}Sulfonal▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Sulfonal}}
|Knockout and Toxin
|{{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} damage every 2 cycles, knocks you out after 22 cycles. Metabolized very slowly: two units are enough to trigger the knockout.
|0.05 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Amanitin}}Amanitin▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Delayed Toxin Damage
|On the last second it is in you, it hits you with a large stack of {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage based on how long it was in your system. Larger doses means a longer waiting period but more damage.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Lipolicide}}Lipolicide▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Lipolicide}}
|Weight Loss
|Drains nutrition and deals minor {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage, will deal more {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage if you are starving. Useful if you are fat or obese.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Coniine}}Coniine▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Toxin and breath loss
|{{dmgs|e|1.75 toxin}} damage and 5 seconds of loss of breath per tick. EXTREMELY slow metabolization.
|0.024 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Curare}}Curare▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Knockout, Oxygen, and Toxin
|Does {{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} and {{dmgs|r|1 suffocation}} damage every second, and knocks you out after 11 seconds. Metabolizes slowly.
|0.05 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Histamine}}Histamine▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Brute, toxin, oxyloss and eyesight
|Has a chance each tick to cause small amounts of {{dmgs|q|brute}} damage or blur vision. If overdosed (30 units) it will also deal a significant amount of {{dmgs|qer|brute|toxin|suffocation}} damage each tick.
|0.1 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Formaldehyde}}Formaldehyde▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Formaldehyde}}
|Toxin
|Causes a moderate amount of {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage over time. Has a chance to turn into 5 to 15 units of Histamine. Preserves corpses from organ decay.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Venom}}Venom▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Brute, toxin
|Will deal {{dmgs|qe|brute|toxin}} damage over time based on how much venom is in the body. Has a chance to turn into 5 to 10 units of Histamine.
|0.1 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Fentanyl}}Fentanyl▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Fentanyl}}
|Toxin, brain
|Will deal {{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} and 3 brain damage, up to 60 points of {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage and 150 points of brain damage (brains have 200 points of health). If the drug is not removed before 18 cycles it will knock the user unconscious.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Cyanide}}Cyanide▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Cyanide}}
|Toxin, oxyloss
|Causes headaches and sickness at first,followed by failure of cellular respiration leading to cardiac arrest, {{dmgs|r|suffocating}} its target.'''Often extremely lethal'''.
|0.05 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Carpotoxin}}Carpotoxin▮
|Space Carp, Koi Beans, Emagged Chem Dispenser
| Toxin
|Deals constant {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage over time.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Zombie Powder}}Zombie Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Zombie Powder}}
|Stamina, Fake death
|Does nothing for the first 9 ticks it is metabolized, and then begins dealing rapidly increasing stamina damage. Triggers a fake death which lasts until fully metabolized when stamina damage exceeds 145. (Results in 2 units instead of 15)
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Ghoul Powder}}Ghoul Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Ghoul Powder}}
|Fake "death"
| Same as Zombie Powder, but victim can move.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Itching Powder}}Itching Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Itching Powder}}
|Brute, annoyance
|Will cause annoying effects, as well as a chance that the subject will scratch themselves dealing slight amounts of {{dmgs|q|brute}} damage. Has a chance to transform into 1 to 3 units of histamine.
|0.16 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Bone Hurting Juice}}Bone Hurting Juice▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Bone Hurting Juice}}
|Stamina, Brute to Skeletons
|Does 7.5 stamina damage per tick. 50u overdose threshold. If overdosed, it has a 4% chance to cause 200 stamina damage to a random limb, temporarily disabling it. If you're a skeleton or a plasmaman, it will deal additional {{dmgs|q|0.5 brute}} damage per tick, and if overdosed has 4% chance to cause {{dmgs|q|200 brute}} damage to a random limb instead of stamina damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mint Toxin}}Mint Toxin▮
|Grind the mint in the kitchen
|Conditional death
|Instantly gibs fat people when ingested.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Slime Jelly}}Slime Jelly▮
|Extracted from oozelings
|Toxin
|Heals {{dmgs|q|brute}} damage over time, but randomly deals bursts of {{dmgs|e|1-10 toxin}} damage, functions as blood for oozeling races.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Liquid Electricity}}Liquid Electricity▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Liquid Electricity}} '''OR''' Ethereals '''OR''' High power energy bars
|Toxin
|Has a 3% chance each tick to shock you, Ethereals use this as blood and get no negative effects from ingesting or injecting this chemical
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Heparin}}Heparin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Heparin}}
| Brute, Bleeding
|Causes bleeding constantly while in the system of the victim.
|0.08 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Teslium}}Teslium▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Teslium}}
|Random Shocks
|Randomly shocks the victim while it is in their system, ignoring any protection cause the shock comes from inside them. Also increases damage taken from normal shocks.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Rotatium}}Rotatium▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Rotatium}}
|Toxin
|Causes the victim's screen to display a rocking motion and deals moderate toxin damage.
|0.24 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Anacea}}Anacea▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Anacea}}
|Toxin and Purges Medicines
|Metabolizes very slowly and quickly purges medicines in the victim while dealing light {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage.
|0.032 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Weed Killer}} Weed Killer▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Weed Killer}}
|Toxin
|Kills weeds, causes minor {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage to humans.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pest Killer}}Pest Killer▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Pest Killer}}
|Toxin
|Kills pests in hydroponics trays, causes minor {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage to humans. Deals heavy {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage to fly people.
|0.4 units per tick.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Plant-B-Gone}}Plant-B-Gone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Plant-B-Gone}}
|Toxin
|A potent herbicide which is useful to replace the limited supply the botanist starts with. Causes minor {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage to humans. Deals heavy {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage to pod people.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Bungotoxin}}Bungotoxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Bungotoxin}}
|Toxin
|Deals heavy heart damage and makes you dizzy.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |Frost Oil▮
|Aquireable from Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper.
|Slow down, Burn
|Reduces body temperature. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling reduces area temperature by 5K per unit.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
|}

==Mushroom Chemicals==
Found primarily in Lavaland flora.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%; text-align:left; border: 3px solid #FFDD66; cellspacing=0; cellpadding=2; background-color:white;"
! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Name
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Type
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Metabolism Rate
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Entropic Polypnium}}Entropic Polypnium▮
|Poison
|Stamina, Brain, {{dmgs|e| toxin}}, {{dmgs|r| suffocation}}, and a bit of Eye Damage, Oh My! More than 5u will paralyze someone as well.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Tinea Luxor}}Tinea Luxor▮
|Other
|Makes the consumer glow.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Vitrium Froth}}Vitrium Froth▮
| Medicine
|80% chance to heal {{dmgs|qw|1 brute|1 burn}} damage each tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
|}
==Reagent Delivery{{anchor|Reagent Delivery}}==
{{anchor|Under_the_hood}}There are different ways you can apply chemicals to a person or the environment.

===Delivery types===
First of all, there are actually 5 types of delivery, called '''ingest''', '''inject''', '''vapor''', '''touch''' and '''patch'''. If you are not interested in the details, you can skip to [[#Smoke_vs_foam|Smoke vs Foam vs others]]. 
====Ingest====
Ingest and '''inject'''{{anchor|Inject}} both usually do the exact same thing. The reagent simply enters the target's bloodstream. Used by pills, cigarettes, e-cigarettes, inhaling [[#Smoke|smoke]] and drinking the reagent directly.
====Inject====
Works the same as '''ingest''', where the reagent simply enters the target's bloodstream. Used by syringes and IV-drips.
====Vapor====
Vapor is used by (ranged) spray bottles and [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]]. A portion of the reagents will enter the bloodstream of the target, but clothes will protect from some/most/all of it depending on clothing. Any hardsuit typically makes the target completely immune to getting it into their bloodstream, if the helmet is closed. But if the reagent has a "vapor" based component, that component will still affect the target, like [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|Fluorosulfuric Acid]]. See more about [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]] [[#Smoke_vs_foam|below]], with examples.
====Touch====
Touch is used by [[#Smoke|smoke]] and splashing. If the reagent has a "touch" based component, that component will affect the target (such as the instant heal part of [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]]), without being blocked by clothing. Nothing at all will enter the target's bloodstream, with the exception of smoke if the target has no internals on. Currently all "touch" components are also "patch" components. See more on [[#Smoke|smoke]] [[#Smoke_vs_foam|below]], with examples.
==== Patch====
Patch is used by patches and medical gels. The reagent enters the target's bloodstream entirely AND if the reagent has a "patch" based component, that component will affect the target. Currently all "patch" components are also "touch" components.
=== Smoke vs foam vs others===
These are the major practical differences between pills, syringes, patches, cigarettes, [[#Smoke|smoke]], [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]], splash and spray. 
====Pills====
Pills can be instantly [[#Ingest|ingested]] if used on yourself. It doesn't work if mouth is covered. [[Plasmaman|Plasmamen]] will have trouble taking these. Holds up to 50u. 
==== Syringes====
Syringes can inject into people even with their mouths covered, either by hand or with a syringe gun. It doesn't work on players wearing hardsuits or other pierce-immune clothing, unless you use a piercing syringe or manage to aim for an exposed part of their body. [[Golem]]s are completely immune to syringes (even piercing syringes), but [[Guide_to_chemistry#Patches|patches]] do work on them. A syringe holds between 10-60u, depending on type. Common syringes hold 15u. 
====Patches====
Will add all reagents into a person's bloodstream through any clothing, including hardsuits. Also apply [[#Touch|touch]]/[[#Patch|patch]] based effects. Example: A patch of 20u [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] will instantly heal 25 brute and burn (touch component), and also enter the target's bloodstream (which in this case does nothing). Usable by [[Plasmaman|plasmamen]]. Can hold up to 40u. 
==== Cigarettes====
Can be dipped in reagents to be filled. If smoking/vaping, you will slowly [[#Ingest|ingest]] whatever reagents the cigarette/cigar/e-cig contains. Though, if the reagents are too diluted, they may not build up in your bloodstream fast enough to have any effect at all. E-cigarettes can be trimmed with a screwdriver and multitool to also create [[#Smoke|smoke]]. 
====[[#Smoke|Smoke]]====
When a smoke reaction occurs, the smoke will consume any other reagent in its original containers, and spread that reagent to flooring and people/mobs who enter its area of effect. People who enter the smoke will be [[#Touch|touched]] by the reagents. If they do not have internals on, they will also [[#Ingest|ingest]] the reagents. The amount of smoke does not dilute the reagents. The reagents will be copied to every individual or tile (not walls, windows or doors) over the cloud's duration. Reagents that are special coded to affect floor/environment (such as blood, [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]] or [[#Space_Cleaner|Space Cleaner]]) will do so. Smoke will usually block sight. 
'''Smoke example 1:''' Smoke containing 20u [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]]. Everyone caught in the cloud, including people wearing hardsuits, will slowly heal 25 brute and burn, if they stay in the smoke for its full duration (otherwise they will heal partially). Those who are not wearing internals will also [[#Ingest|ingest]] 20u of the medicine, making it enter their bloodstream (which does nothing in this case). 
'''Smoke example:''' Smoke containing 20u [[#Chlorine Trifluoride|Chlorine Trifluoride]](CLF3). CLF3 has a [[#Touch|touch]](and [[#Vapor|vapor]]) component, so everyone caught in the cloud, including people wearing hardsuits and internals, will catch on fire. It will also deal burn damage to the environment, since CLF3 is coded to do so. Those who are not wearing internals will also [[#Ingest|ingest]] 20u of the CLF3 and thus, start heating up from the inside, effectively burning from both in and out at the same time. 
====[[#Fluorosurfactant|Foam]]====
When a foam reaction occurs, the foam will consume any other reagent in its original containers, and spread that reagent to flooring and people/mobs who enter its area of effect. The foam will spread slower than smoke and is usually slippery. Reagents will be copied through the [[#Vapor|vapor]] type delivery to those affected over the duration of the foam, BUT the reagents will be heavily diluted depending on the amount of foaming reagent used. Any clothing will reduce how much of the reagents will enter a person's bloodstream. Furthermore, foam reagent bloodstream insertion is divided into several 'ticks'. A minimum amount of reagent is required per tick for it to enter a bloodstream. So if too little reagents are contained in the reaction, or too much foam is used, the foam will do nothing. These ticks are counted ''after'' dilution and protection from clothing. On the other hand, if you use very small amounts of foam, the reagents may instead multiply in the bloodstream to more than the original amount. Hardsuits with helmets on will make people immune to getting reagents into their bloodstream through foam. Despite dilution, the foam will still copy remaining chems such as [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]], [[#Chlorine Trifluoride|CLF3]], or [[#Space_Cleaner|Space Cleaner]] to any tile it touches (but not walls, windows or doors). Foam will not block sight. 
'''Foam example 1:''' 250u foam containing 10u [[#Cyanide|Cyanide]] will spread a blue foam that does nothing to those it touches. The poison is too diluted to work at all. 
'''Foam example 2:''' 20u foam containing 250u [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|Fluorosulfuric Acid]]. A small area and everyone touched by the foam will have large amounts of acid slowly melting their clothing and the affected floor and items. Those who did not wear a hardsuit with helmet on will also have a large amount of acid in their bloodstreams, depending on what they were wearing and how long they were in the foam. If they had internals on or not doesn't matter. 
====Splashing====
Throwing a beaker, or using a beaker on anything with harm intent, will splash its contents. The longer throw distance, the more the splash will spread out. A [[grenade]] will splash its content unless it also contains [[#Smoke|smoke]] or [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]]. Splashing only does [[#Touch|touch]] delivery. This means most chemicals will do absolutely nothing when splashed. Reagents that have special properties to affect environment, such as Water, will do so where splashed (creates slippery tile). Reagents that have a [[#Touch|touch]] component will apply that component only. Example: If you throw a beaker of 80u [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] at someone, you will instantly heal them for 100 brute and burn (and deal up to 150 toxin damage), since Synthflesh is touch/patch based. It doesn't matter if the target uses hardsuit or internals in this case. This means throwing a beaker of poison at someone will do nothing at all. Splashing can apply chemicals such as [[#Thermite|Thermite]] to walls. 
====Spraying====
Spraying reagents will apply them to environments (if they have any such effect), and will enter hit people's bloodstreams through the [[#Vapor|vapor]] delivery. This means clothing will protect from some/most/all of the reagents, depending on what they are wearing. Using a hardsuit with helmet on makes them immune to getting the reagent into their bloodstream. Reagents such as [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]], [[#Chlorine Trifluoride|CLF3]], or [[#Space_Cleaner|Space Cleaner]] will still cause their special effects when sprayed on people/environments, but will not enter the bloodstream if the target is wearing too heavy clothing. 

== Beyond the Dispenser==
Just because it isn't found in the dispenser or the guide above doesn't mean you can't use it! Holy water, slime cores and plenty of other things can provide limitless fun for an enterprising and curious chemist.
[[Category:Guides]]

Guide to food and drinks

2024-03-10T10:30:10Z

Bluezorua: Adds to the notes of the ratvander cocktail and narsour about their explosion reaction

{{Important
|Title=Under Construction
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|Note=
'''This page is currently under construction during the transition to the newfood system.
The transition will fundamentally change several existing parts of the kitchen & food including: How food is eaten, how something is determined to be edible, food reagents, food sprites, customfood, & how food is cooked. This interim during the transition is expected to be mostly stable, however, several existing features will be rendered nonfunctional, like customfood, during the duration. If you encounter any other bugs with food, food edibility, or food sprites, feel free to bring them to me -RKz, Coordinating Newfood to Bee 11/18/2023'''
}}

=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in [[Surgery|surgery]] when applied externally. 
 
'''A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.''' 
0: Non-alcoholic. 
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring. 
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring. 
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk. 
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects. 
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk. 
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk. 
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed. 
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced. 
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out. 
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death. 
===Basic Drink Ingredients===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Absinthe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe
|80
|1 part Absinthe
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.
||Has a 10% chance to cause hallucinations per tick unless you have [[Quirks|alcohol tolerance]]. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|65
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Applejack_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack
|20
|1 part applejack
|The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
|-
![[File:Apple_juice.png]]
!{{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice
|N/A
|1 part apple juice
|The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice an [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]].
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of 1 brute and burn damage per tick. '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|25
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal_Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Champagne_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne
|40
|1 part champagne
|A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
|'''To acquire:''' Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
|-
![[File:Banana juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears
|N/A
|1 part clown's tears
|Not very funny.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind some clown's tears soup.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, causes jittering, heats up if frozen, and purges [[Guide to food and drinks#Frost Oil|frost oil]]. Overdose at 80 units.
'''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|75
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Coconut}}Creme de Coconut
|20
|1 part creme de coconut
|A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe
|20
|1 part creme de menthe
|A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Chocolate glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao
|20
|1 part creme de cacao
|A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Reduces drowsiness, and cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:fernetglass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet
|80
|1 part Fernet
|Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.
|Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. '''To acquire:''' In hacked Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice
|N/A
|1 part garlic juice
|Grinded (not juiced) [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a [[Cook|cook]]. Prevents [[Vampire|vampires]] from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). '''To acquire:''' Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]].
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|45
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:grenadine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine
|N/A
|1 part grenadine
|Delicious flavored syrup.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat or In Soda Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools you down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Hard_cider_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider
|25
|1 part hard cider
|Apple juice, for adults.
|Gives nutrition. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
|-
![[File:Holy_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleeping, and makes you jittery. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools you down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|Has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol
|N/A
|1 part menthol
|Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.
|Prevents coughing. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|-
![[File:Milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick and purges [[Guide to food and drinks#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin oil]]. Overdose at 500 units. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Cream_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Milk Cream}}Cream
|N/A
|1 part cream
|Ewwww...
|Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute damage per tick. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:Nothing_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn damage and mutes them. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Mimana|Mimanas]].
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|Has a 30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage per tick. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Parsnip juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice
|N/A
|1 part parsnip juice
|Why...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice a [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Parsnip|parsnip]].
|-
![[File:Peach juice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice
|N/A
|1 part peach juice
|Just peachy.
|'''To acquire:''' Canned in maintenance peaches, which can only be found in [[Maintenance|maintenance]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pineapple_Juice}}Pineapple Juice
|N/A
|1 part pineapple juice
|Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as "Berry Juice" but has a slightly darker color. Does 1 toxin damage per tick. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|Gives nutrition. Metabolism rate of 0.8 units per tick.
'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|60
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:sakecup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sake}}Sake
|70
|1 part sake
|A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Soda_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Reduces dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Soy_milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute damage per tick. '''To acquire:''' From [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated, and reduces drowsiness. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Reduces drowsiness and sleeping, makes you jitter, and cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleep, and cold less than coffee, reduces jittering, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin per tick. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|70
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|Has a 20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Tonic_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleeping, and cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Orange juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec
|30
|1 part triple sec
|A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
|'''To acquire:''' In a booze dispenser.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|65
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|Reduces radiation levels.
'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Watermelon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Welder_fuel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welding fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welding fuel tank.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|75
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|35
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (instantly becomes grappa).
|}
===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|80
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulfuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander
|80
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.
|If you have a shield, it will increase your block power by 15, but is purged if you lose your shield. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|45
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Official drink of the Nanotrasen Gun-Club!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strangely named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen
|-
![[File:Arnold_palmer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]], 1 part [[#Tea|tea]]
|Encourages the patient to go golfing.
|Gives nutriment. Has a 5% chance each tick to give messages about golf.
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering. Makes you sleep after 51 cycles, and take 2 toxin per tick after 201. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|85
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|Makes you hear a distant explosion.
[[wikipedia:B-52_(cocktail)|IBA Official Cocktail]]
|-
![[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing
|300
|1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]] + 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] + 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] + 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]]
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
|Can kill you if you drink enough.
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Pineapple juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Creme de Coconut|creme de coconut]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|kahlua]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|60
|1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of 1 brute and burn damage per tick. Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|Heals 3 brute damage per tick when not wearing shoes.
|-
![[File:Bastionbourbon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon
|30
|1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.
|When it's in your system, it will heal 1 brute and burn, 0.5 toxin, 3 suffocation, and 5 stamina damage as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Metabolizes at 0.8 units per tick. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|90
|2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Summons a stream of [[Guide_to_robotics#Securitron|securitron]] hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of [[Security|security]], you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Makes you unable to block. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
|-
![[File:between_the_sheets.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets
|80
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|A provocatively named classic.
|Heals 0.25 brute or burn if you have both damage types, or 0.2 brute or burn if you only have one, while you're sleeping. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|15
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|Gives nutrition. Has a 10% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|70
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Blank_paper_drink.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper
|20
|1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]]
|A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.
|Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn per tick, mutes anyone who drinks it for 1 minute.
|-
![[File:Blazaam_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam
|70
|1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]]|{{RecursiveChem/Bluespace_Dust}}}}, 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]]
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.
|Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|55
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|Restores blood. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
| 3 part [[#Milk|milk]], 1 part [[#Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]].
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|3 part [[#Milk|milk]], 1 part [[#Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Blue Cherry Jelly|blue cherry jelly]]
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Vanillashake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Shake}}Vanilla Shake
|N/A
|3 part [[#Milk|milk]], 1 part [[#Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vanilla Powder|vanilla powder]]
|A vanilla flavored milkshake.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Choccyshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Shake}}Chocolate Shake
|N/A
|4 part [[#Chocolate Milk|chocolate milk]], 1 part [[#Cream|cream]]
|A chocolate flavored milkshake.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Strawberryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Shake}}Strawberry Shake
|N/A
|3 part [[#Milk|milk]], 1 part [[#Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|A strawberry flavored milkshake.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Bananashake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Shake}}Banana Shake
|N/A
|3 part [[#Milk|milk]], 1 part [[#Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|A banana flavored milkshake.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Caramelshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salted Caramel Shake}}Salted Caramel Shake
|N/A
|3 part [[#Milk|milk]], 1 part [[#Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Salt|salt]], 1 part [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|A salted caramel flavored milkshake.
|Gives nutrition. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|-
![[File:BrancaMenta.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta
|35
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.
|Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|80
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:Bug_spray.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray
|50
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.
|Deals 1 toxin per tick to [[Mothpeople|mothpeople]] and [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flypeople]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|95
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Milk}}Chocolate Milk
|N/A
|1 part [[#Milk|milk]], 1 part [[#Cocoa Powder|cocoa powder]]
|Milk for cool kids.
|
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
| 10 part [[#Chocolate Milk|chocolate milk]], 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|Gives nutrition. Metabolism rate of 1.6 units per
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Chocolate}}Hot Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Cocoa Powder|cocoa powder]]
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|60
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}Cafe Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if cold, makes you jitter, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
|-
![[File:Cream_soda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Vanilla Powder|vanilla powder]]
|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.
|Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:crevicespike.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike
| -10
|2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]]
|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.
|It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Crevice_Spike Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|50
|3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.
|Heals revolutionaries of 1 brute, burn, toxin, and 5 suffocation per tick.. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|75
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|70
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you are a member of medical, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|65
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|50
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:Duplex_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex
|25
|2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
|
|-
![[File:Nog2.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog
|1
|5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]]
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|-
![[File:fanciulli.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli
| -10
|1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#fernet|Fernet]]
|What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?
|Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernet#Cocktails Existing drink.]
|-
![[File:FTL.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor| Faster-Than-Liver}}Faster-Than-Liver
|52
|1 part Stable Plasma, 1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A beverage born among the stars, it's said drinking too much feels just like FTL transit.
| Stable Plasma can be found at chemistry.
|-
![[File:FernetCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola
|25
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]]
|A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.
|Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
|-
![[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz
|10
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Metabolizes extremely slowly at 0.04 units per tick. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
|-
![[File:fringeweaver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver
|90
|9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.
|[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Fringe_Weaver Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|25
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grapesoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda
|N/A
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water
|Beloved of children and teetotalers.
|Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Grappa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa
|60
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
|
|-
![[File:Grasshopper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper
|25
|5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao
|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|25
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|1
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch
|90
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315)
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
|Heals brute burn and toxin by 3, suffocation by 4, and cellular damage by 5 if in critical condition. Metabolizes at 0.16 units per tick. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, jittering, twitch, and giggle, which all scales to the amount of cycles it has been in your system until after 200, where it starts doing 2 toxin per tick.
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|100
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|Heals assistants of 1 brute and burn per tick.
[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|15
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated a lot faster than most drinks.
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]], or from the soda dispenser.
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, causes jittering, and cools you down.
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleep, and cools you down less than iced coffee, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin per tick.
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An Irish car bomb.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream
|50
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Jack_rose.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose
|15
|2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
|
|-
![[File:Kamikaze.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze
|60
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|Divinely windy.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]]
|Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|
|-
![[File:Lizardwine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine
|45
|1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol
|An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.
|Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu.
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|30
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|45
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|30
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|Gives nutrition.
[[wikipedia:Mead|Exists in real world]]
|-
![[File:Mojito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mojito
|30
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Moonshine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|95
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:Narsour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour
|10
|1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]]
|A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!
|Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3. Has a minor explosive reaction with a [[#Ratvander_Cocktail| drink]] for [[Clockwork_Cult| fools]]
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, cools you down, and gives you ephedrine speed. [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Old_timer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer
|35
|3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]]
|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.
|Makes you older. And older, and older. 1 year per tick. Your hair changes color above 70 years, you become nearsighted above 100 and grow a long beard if male, and eventually get dusted above 969.
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|50
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Quickly purged by [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]].
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, makes you stutter between 15 to 45 cycles, confused between 45 and 55, druggy between 55 to 200, and eventually take 2 toxin damage per tick after 200 cycles. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Painkiller_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Painkiller}}Painkiller
|20
|5 parts [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 4 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|60
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:PepperminPatty.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty
|25
|6 parts [[#Hot Chocolate|hot chocolate]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.
| Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
|-
![[File:Pina_colada.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pina_Colada}}Pina Colada
|40
|3 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.
|Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Planet_cracker.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker
|50
|2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold
|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.
|Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Quadrupesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec
|35
|5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.
|Heals all security personnel for 0.5 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, makes you hungrier.
|-
![[File:Quintiplesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quintiple Sec}}Quintiple Sec
|60
|5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]]
|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.
|Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick, on top of some stamina regeneration. Has an high alcohol level, and will make you drunk with a few sips. Additionally, makes you even more hungry than the quadruple sec.
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|31
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Red_queen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen
|N/A
|6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]|{{RecursiveChem/Growth_Serum}}}}
|DRINK ME.
|Randomly changes your size while it's in your system and makes you sneeze.
|-
![[File:Rubberneck.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck
|60
|5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[#Astrotame|astrotame]]
|A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke
|40
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]]
|The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|70
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up twice as fast as coffee if you are frozen. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|55
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Sidecar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar
|80
|2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|59
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn per tick. Gives nutrition. Mute for 15 seconds
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|35
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|35
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if cold, makes you jitter, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
|-
![[File:Squirtcider.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider
|40
|1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment
|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
|Gives nutrition and raises satiety.
|-
![[File:Stinger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger
|25
|10 parts whiskey, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|A snappy way to end the day.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:sugarrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush
|10
|2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.
|Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Sugar_Rush Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|90
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|45
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|Causes glowing. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|100
|2 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 4 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|Has only an alcohol power of 5 to people with dwarf mutation. Heals them of 2 brute and burn per tick as well. [http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|80
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or '''melt your eyes out if already blind''', 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|25
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!'''
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Trappist_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer
|40
|2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.
|If you're a [[Chaplain|chaplain]] it reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittering]], [[Status_Effects#Stuttering|stuttering]] and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
|-
![[File:Triplecitrus.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus
|N/A
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Turbo.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo
|85
|2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]]|{{RecursiveChem/Nitrous Oxide}}}}, 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.
|Regenerates your [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] faster the more drunk you are.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 parts milk, 5 parts [[#Vanilla Powder|vanilla powder]], 5 parts eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|70
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|65
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Whiskey_sour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour
|35
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|50
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Wizz_fizz.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz
|50
|1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]]
|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.
|Heals [[#Wizard|wizards]] 1 of brute, burn, toxin, and suffocation per tick.
|-
![[File:Fourth_Wall.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fourth_Wall}}Fourth Wall
|N/A
|10 parts [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]]|{{RecursiveChem/Bluespace_Dust}}}}
|This substance seems like it shouldn't exist.
|Gives temporary brain traumas over time that are cured when the drink is out of your system. Metabolizes at 0.3 units per tick. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Ratvander_Cocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ratvander_Cocktail}}Rat'vander Cocktail
|10
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part Iron, 0.6 part Copper
|Side effects include hoarding brass and hatred of blood.
|Causes you to slur clock cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 10u, so 25 wine, 25 triple sec, 5 sugar, and 1 ground-up [[Guide_to_chemistry#Active_Pure_Chemicals|"brass"]] sheet makes 50u. Has a minor explosive reaction with [[#Narsour| the favoured drink]] of [[Blood Cult|infidels]]
|-
![[File:Icewing.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Icewing}}Icewing
|50
|1 part [[#Anti-freeze|anti-freeze]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Miner.27s_Salve|miner's salve]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|A frost beam on ice.
|Cools you down if hot, and heals some burn damage if taking damage from cold. Perfect for watcher hunting!
|-
![[File:Sarsaparillian_Sunset.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sarsaparillian_Sunset}}Sarsaparillian Sunset
|70
|5 parts [[#Tequila_sunrise|tequila sunrise]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Napalm|napalm]] (requires temperature of 320)
|The taste of the waste.
|Heals burn damage at 3 per tick, but if overdosed over 50u it deals 7 burn damage and grants fire breath. Makes 5 parts instead of 7.
|-
![[File:Bees_Knees.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bees_Knees}}Bee's Knees
|35
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part honey, 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|This has way too much honey.
|Tastes bad to everyone except apids, but tastes fantastic to apids and heals them for 1.5 brute and burn, and 1 toxin per tick.
|-
![[File:Muana Loa.png|center|frameless]]
!Mauna Loa
|40
|2 parts [[Guide to food and drinks#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]], 1 part kahlúa, 2 parts [[Guide to food and drinks#Bahama Mama|bahama mama]]
|Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!
|Raises body temperature, and has a 5% chance to set you on fire each tick.
|-
![[File:Plasmaflood.png|center|frameless|31x31px]]
!Plasma Flood
|60
|1 part plasma, 1 part [[Guide to chemistry#Napalm|napalm]], 1 part [[Guide to food and drinks#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[Guide to food and drinks#Demons Blood|demon's blood]]
|Not very popular with plasmamen, for obvious reasons.
|Has an 80% chance to ignite you, but heals 16 burn per tick. Metabolizes at a rate of 0.5 units per tick.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}
[[File:Muana Loa.png|thumb]]
== Juice Cartons ==
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.
=Food=
You need food to avoid [[#Hunger|hunger]]. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]].
==Example Cooking Guide==
As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu, here is how to cook a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]]:
#Grab two pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] from your fridge.
#Put one of the pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] into the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]].
#Click the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]] to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a [[#meatball|meatball]] [[File:meatball.png]].
#Place the other piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]] on any table [[File:R-table.png]].
#Vend a kitchen knife [[File:Knife.png]] from the [[Vendors#Dinnerware|dinnerware vendor]] [[File:Venddinnerware.gif]], and use it on the piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]]. It should turn into 3x [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]].
#Put two of the [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] into a [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] (by clicking the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] with a raw cutlet in active hand).
#Turn on the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] by alt-clicking it. The two [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] should turn into [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]].
#Place the [[#meatball|meatball]] [[File:meatball.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]] on the same tile (such as the same table).
#Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the [[#meatball|meatball]] [[File:meatball.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]]. Click the crafting menu HUD icon [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] to open the crafting menu.
#In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
#If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]].
==Ingredients==
===[[File:Butcherknife.png|64px]]Butchering[[File:Gibber.png|64px]]===
This is how you get your meat [[File:Meat.png|64px]].

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]], the machine in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume. 
There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.
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! scope="col" style='background-color:#FC8484;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat}}Meat
|Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Bear_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bear Meat}}Bear Meat
|Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Fish_fillet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carp Fillet}}Carp Fillet
|Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Crab_meat_raw.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Crab Meat}}Raw Crab Meat
|Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_leg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Leg}}Spider Leg
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Meat}}Spider Meat
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
|}
===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]].
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:Potato_wedges.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Wedges}}Potato Wedges
|Slice a potato with your knife.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:Onionslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Onion_Slices}}Onion Slices
|Slice an [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Onion_Sprouts|onion]] with your knife.
|}
===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]]===
Some items can be processed with the [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]], which can be found in your kitchen.
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Processes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Bacon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Bacon}}Raw Bacon
|Process one [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]].
|-
![[File:meatball.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|meatball}}Meatball
|Process one slab of meat.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|<s>Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.''</s> Didn't work when testing Aug 2019. Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
|-
![[File:Tatortot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tator Tot}}Tator Tot
|Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}
===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Universal_Enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|wooden barrels]] to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsaicin Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|[[Guide_to_xenobiology#Blue_Slime|Blue Slimes]] or from grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ice_Pepper|Ice Pepper]]. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. [[Changeling]] [[Changeling#Cryogenic_Sting|cryo sting]] injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|slimepeople]]. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sulfuric Acid|Sulfuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sodium|Sodium]] + [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine|Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 4 units [[#Chocolate Milk|chocolate milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:butter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter}}Butter
|Mix 15 [[#Milk|milk]] in the grinder.
|-
![[File:Butter_on_a_stick.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter_on_a_stick}}Butter on a stick
|Insert a metal rod [[File:Rods.png]] into butter.
|-
![[File:Mayonnaise.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Mayonnaise}}Mayonnaise
|Grind egg yolk.
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Astrotame}}Astrotame
|Found in [[Vendor#Dinnerware|Dinnerware Vendor]]. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgusted]].
|-
![[File:Caramel bottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Caramel}}Caramel
|Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|Grind blue cherries.
|-
![[File:Cocoapod.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cocoa Powder}}Cocoa Powder
|Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Cocoa|cocoa pods]].
|-
![[File:Vanilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Powder}}Vanilla Powder
|Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Vanilla|vanilla pods]].
|}
===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Cooked food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Baconcooked.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacon}}Bacon
|Microwave a [[#Raw Bacon|raw bacon]].
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Bread}}{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|bread recipes]].
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in [[#Burgers|burgers]].
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most [[#Pastries|pastry recipes]].
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in [[#Pastas|spaghetti recipes]].
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in [[#Pizzas|pizza recipes]].
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in [[#Pies|pie recipes]].
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in [[#Cakes|cake recipes]].
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:Crab_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crab Meat}}Crab Meat
|Microwave [[#Raw Crab Meat|raw crab meat]]. Used in some in some recipes.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a [[#Rice Bowl|Rice Bowl]]. Used in [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Rice_and_Pork|rice recipes]].
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Khinkali}}Khinkali
|Microwave a [[#Raw_Khinkali|Raw Khinkali]].
|-
![[File:onionrings.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Onion Rings}}Onion Rings
|Microwave some [[#Onion_Slices|onion slices]].
|}
===[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Ice Cream Vat===
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 [[#Cocoa Powder|cocoa powder]]
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Vanilla Powder|vanilla powder]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] 1 unit [[#Cocoa Powder|cocoa powder]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Singulo|Singulo]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Custom Ice Cream}}Custom Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent)
|You can refill the ice cream vat's ingredient storage by inserting a beaker with reagents, and clicking the "refill from beaker" button. This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent.
|}
==Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using the '''crafting menu''', that is by '''placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button (a small T icon on your HUD)''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.
===Breads===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meatbread_Loaf}}Meatbread Loaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|33 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 16 Vitamin
|Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquen/tg/entleman.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Xenomeatbread_Loaf}}Xenomeatbread Loaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[Xenos|xeno]] [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|33 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 17 Vitamin
|Sliceable. The culinary base of every self-respecting eloquen/tg/entleman. Extra Heretical.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider_Meat_Loaf}}Spider Meat Loaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[Spider|spider]] [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|33 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxin|Toxin]], 17 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Reassuringly green meatloaf made from spider meat.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana-nut_Bread}}Banana-nut Bread
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Banana|banana]]
|23 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 15 [[#Egg_Yolk|Egg Yolk]], 6 Vitamin, 26 [[#Banana_Juice|Banana Juice]], 6 Potassium
|Sliceable. A heavenly and filling treat.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofubread}}Tofubread
||1 [[Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|33 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 13 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Like meatbread but for vegetarians. Not guaranteed to give superpowers.
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream_Cheese_Bread}}Cream Cheese Bread
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|24 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 7 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Yum yum yum!
|-
![[File:Mimanabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mimana_Bread}}Mimana Bread
|5 units [[#Soy_Milk|soy milk]] + 1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Mimana|mimana]]
|26 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 [[#Nothing|Nothing]], 6 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mute_Toxin|Mute Toxin]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Best eaten in silence.
|-
![[File:Garlicbread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Garlic_Bread}}Garlic Bread
|1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|plain bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|9 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]], 18.6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Vitamin
|Alas, it is limited.
|-
![[File:butterbiscuit.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter_Biscuit}}Butter Biscuit
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|8 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin
|Well butter my biscuit!
|-
![[File:butterdog.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butterdog}}Butterdog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Butter|butter]]
|18 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin
|Made from exotic butters. Slips people for a long time when stepped on.
|-
![[File:Breadcat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread_Cat}}Bread Cat
|1 [[Bread|plain bread]] + 1 cat ears + 1 cat tail + 3 [[#Meat|meat]] + 50 units [[Health#Blood|blood]] + 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Strange_Reagent|strange reagent]]
|N/A
|It's a cat... with a bread! Behaves like a regular cat.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hotdog}}Hotdog
|5 units [[#Ketchup|ketchup]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Sausage|sausage]]
|12 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 7 Vitamin, 1.333 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|Hot and steamy hotdog weenie.
|}
===Burgers===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Human_Burger}}Human Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 human [[#Meat Steak|steak]]
|7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 5 Vitamin
|Will share the name of the person the meat was taken from. A bloody burger.
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Burger}}Burger
|1 [[#Meat Steak|steak]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 2 Vitamin
|Has a 1% chance to be renamed "steamed ham" when cooked. The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Corgi_Burger}}Corgi Burger
|1 [[Ian|corgi]] [[#Meat|meat]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|5 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 5 Vitamin
|You monster.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Appendix_Burger}}Appendix Burger
|1 [[Surgery#Appendix|appendix]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|8 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis.
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brainburger}}Brainburger
|1 [[Surgery#Brain|brain]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|8 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Xenoburger}}Xenoburger
|1 [[Xenos|xeno]] [[#Meat Steak|steak]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 8 Vitamin
|Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy.
|-
![[File:Bearger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bearger}}Bearger
|1 [[#Bear_Meat|bear]] [[#Meat Steak|steak]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|19 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Morphine|Morphine]], 8 Vitamin, 6 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|Best served rawr.
|-
![[File:Carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fillet_-o-_Carp_Sandwich}}Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Carp_Fillet|carp fillet]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|10 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]], 6 Vitamin
|Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu_Burger}}Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Vitamin
|What.. is that meat?
|-
![[File:Ghost_burger.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ghost_Burger}}Ghost Burger
|1 ectoplasm + 2 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 12 Vitamin, 5 [[#Salt|Salt]]
|Might move on its own, wail some spooky sounds or spew ectoplasm. Too Spooky!
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown_Burger}}Clown Burger
|1 [[Clown|clown mask]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 Vitamin, 6 [[#Banana_Juice|Banana Juice]]
|This tastes funny...
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mime_Burger}}Mime Burger
|1 [[Mime|mime mask]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 Vitamin, 6 [[#Nothing|Nothing]]
|Its taste defies language.
|-
![[File:Colored_burger.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Colored_Burger}}Colored Burger
|1 [[#Meat Steak|steak]] + 1 [[General_items#Crayon|crayon]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 6 Vitamin, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Colorful_Reagent|Dye Powder]]
|Will be the same color as the crayon used while making it. The available colors are red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black and white.
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spell_Burger}}Spell Burger
|1 [[Wizard|wizard]] [[Vending_machines#AutoDrobe|hat]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|8 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 10 Vitamin
|This is absolutely Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Big_Bite_Burger}}Big Bite Burger
|3 [[#Meat Steak|steak]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|23 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 11 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Super_Bite_Burger}}Super Bite Burger
|5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]] + 5 [[#Meat Steak|steak]]s + 4 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Tomato|tomato]]es + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Bacon|bacon]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|63 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 15 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 32 Vitamin, 5 [[#Egg_Yolk|Egg Yolk]]
|This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime_Jelly_Burger}}(Slime) Jelly Burger
|5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|slime jelly]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|2 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|Slime Jelly]], 5 Vitamin
|Visually identical to the [[#Cherry_Jelly_burger|cherry jelly burger]]. Culinary delight..?
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry_Jelly_Burger}}(Cherry) Jelly Burger
|5 units [[#Cherry_Jelly|cherry jelly]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|2 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 [[#Cherry_Jelly|Cherry Jelly]], 5 Vitamin
|Visually identical to the [[#Slime_Jelly_burger|slime jelly burger]]. Culinary delight..?
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Five_Alarm_Burger}}Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Meat Steak|steak]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ghost_chili|ghost chili]]s + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|15 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 6 Vitamin, 32 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Condensed_Capsaicin|Condensed Capsaicin]], 58 [[#Capsaicin_Oil|Capsaicin Oil]]
|HOT! HOT!
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rat_Burger}}Rat Burger
|1 dead mouse + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 Vitamin, 2 [[Health#Blood|Blood]]
|Pretty much what you'd expect...
|-
![[File:Baseball.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Home_Run_Baseball_Burger}}Home Run Baseball Burger
|1 [[Makeshift_weapons#Baseball_Bat|baseball bat]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin
|It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
|-
![[File:Baconburger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacon_Burger}}Bacon Burger
|3 [[#Bacon|bacon]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|16 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 15 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 4 Vitamin
|The perfect combination of all things American.
|-
![[File:Empowered_burger.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Empowered_Burger}}Empowered Burger
|2 [[Plasma|plasma]] sheets + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|2 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
|-
![[File:Crab_burger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crab_Burger}}Crab Burger
|2 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|10 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 4 Vitamin
|A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
|-
![[File:Cheese_burger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese_Burger}}Cheese Burger
|1 [[#Meat Steak|steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|10 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 2 Vitamin
|This noble burger stands proudly clad in golden cheese.
|-
![[File:Soylent_burger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soylent_Burger}}Soylent Burger
|1 [[#Soylent_Green|Soylent Green]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|25 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 6 Vitamin
|A eco-friendly burger made using upcycled low value biomass.
|-
![[File:Mcrib.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|McRib}}McRib
|1 [[BBQ_Ribs|BBQ ribs]] + 1 onion slices + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|16 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 7.5 Vitamin, 5 BBQ Sauce
|An elusive rib shaped burger with limited availablity across the galaxy. Not as good as you remember it.
|-
![[File:Mcguffin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|McGuffin}}McGuffin
|1 [[#Fried_Egg|fried egg]] + 2 [[#Bacon|bacon]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|8 [[#Egg_Yolk|Egg Yolk]], 8 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 Vitamin, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|A cheap and greasy imitation of an eggs benedict.
|-
![[File:Chicken_burger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chicken_Sandwich}}Chicken Sandwich
|1 chicken [[#Meat Steak|steak]] + 5 units [[#Mayonnaise|mayonnaise]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 1 Vitamin, 3 [[#Mayonnaise|mayonnaise]]
|The so-called classic poultry bread cage. Considering how processed this is, the taste holds up pretty well.
|-
![[File:Craaaaazy_hamburger.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crazy_Hamburger}}Crazy Hamburger
|1 [[#Meat Steak|steak]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]]s + 20 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|cooking oil]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Death_nettle|death nettle]]s + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 [[#Bun|bun]]
|26 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 11 Vitamin, 28 [[#Capsaicin_Oil|Capsaicin Oil]], 28 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|Fluorosulfuric Acid]]
|Crazy hamburger! It is horrible!
|}
===Cakes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Carrotcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot_Cake}}Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Carrot|carrot]]s
|30 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 18 Vitamin, 33 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]]
|Sliceable. A favorite desert of a certain wascally wabbit. Not a lie.
|-
![[File:Cheesecake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese_Cake}}Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Cheese_Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|25 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 14 Vitamin
|Sliceable. DANGEROUSLY cheesy.
|-
![[File:Applecake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Apple_Cake}}Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]]s
|34 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 18 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A cake centred with Apple.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange_Cake}}Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Orange|orange]]s
|30 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 18 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A cake with added orange.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime_Cake}}Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Lime|lime]]s
|30 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 18 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A cake with added lime.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon_Cake}}Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Lemon|lemon]]s
|30 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 18 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A cake with added lemon.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate_Cake}}Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]s
|26 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 12 Vitamin, 4 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 4 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]]
|Sliceable. A cake with added chocolate.
|-
![[File:Birthday.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Birthday_Cake}}Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 1 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Candle|candle]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 2 units [[#Caramel|caramel]]
|26 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 7 Vitamin, 10 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Sliceable. Becomes a wearable cakehat when microwaved. Happy Birthday little clown...
|-
![[File:Energycake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Energy_Cake}}Energy Cake
|1 [[#Birthday_Cake|birthday cake]] + 1 [[Syndicate_Items#Energy_Sword|energy sword]]
|26 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 7 Vitamin, 10 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Sliceable. The embedded blade will hurt anyone trying to eat the cake. Can be used as a weapon, doing 35 damage per hit. Becomes a wearable energy cake when microwaved. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brain_Cake}}Brain Cake
|1 [[Surgery#Brain|brain]] + 1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]]
|24 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 12 Vitamin, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]]
|Sliceable. A squishy cake-thing.
|-
![[File:Slimecake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime_Cake}}Slime Cake
|1 [[Research_items#Slime_Extract|slime extract]] + 1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]]
|20 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A cake made of slimes. Probably not electrified.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin_Spice_Cake}}Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Pumpkin|pumpkin]]s
|44 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 13 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A hollow cake with real pumpkin.
|-
![[File:Holy_cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Angel_Food_Cake}}Angel Food Cake
|15 units [[#Holy_Water|holy water]] + 1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]]
|20 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 Vitamin, 10 [[#Holy_Water|Holy Water]]
|Sliceable. A cake made for angels and chaplains alike! Contains holy water.
|-
![[File:Pound_cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pound_Cake}}Pound Cake
|4 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]]s
|136 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A condensed cake made for filling people up quickly.
|-
![[File:Hardware_cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hardware_Cake}}Hardware Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Research_items#Circuit_Imprinter|circuit board]]s + 5 units [[Medical_items#Chem_Dispenser|sulfuric acid]]
|19 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Vitamin, 15 [[Medical_items#Chem_Dispenser|Sulfuric Acid]], 15 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oil|Oil]]
|Sliceable. A quote on quote cake that is made with electronic boards and leaks acid...
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_chocolate_cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blackberry_and_Strawberry_Chocolate_Cake}}Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]s + 5 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Berry|berries]]
|67 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 21 Vitamin, 4 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 9 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]]
|Sliceable. A chocolate cake, filled with assortment of blackberries and strawberries!
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_vanilla_cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blackberry_and_Strawberry_Vanilla_Cake}}Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 5 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Berry|berries]]
|63 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 21 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A plain cake, filled with assortment of blackberries and strawberries!
|-
![[File:Clowncake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown_Cake}}Clown Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Sundae|sundae]]s + 5 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Banana|banana]]s
|57 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 21 Vitamin, 25 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 36 [[#Banana_Juice|Banana Juice]], 36 Potassium
|Must be learned by reading [[Vending_machines#Dinnerware|Cooking Deserts 101]]. Sliceable. A funny cake with a clown face on it.
|-
![[File:Vanillacake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla_Cake}}Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Vanilla|vanilla pod]]s
|31 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Vitamin, 43 [[#Vanilla_Powder|Vanilla Powder]], 15 [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Must be learned by reading [[Vending_machines#Dinnerware|Cooking Deserts 101]]. Sliceable. A vanilla frosted cake.
|-
![[File:Trumpetcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaceman's_Cake}}Spaceman's Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Spaceman's_Trumpet_Plant|spaceman's trumpet]]s + 5 units [[#Cream|cream]] + 5 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|27 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 7 Vitamin, 33 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]], 5 [[#Cream|Cream]], 5 [[#Berry_Juice|Berry Juice]]
|Sliceable. A spaceman's trumpet frosted cake.
|-
![[File:Cak.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cak}}Cak
|1 [[Surgery#Brain|brain]] + 1 [[Surgery#Heart|heart]] + 1 [[#Birthday_Cake|birthday cake]] + 3 [[#Meat|meat]] + 30 units [[Health#Blood|Blood]] + 5 units [[#Sprinkles|sprinkles]] + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|teslium]]
|N/A
|It's a cat made out of cake. Controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on harm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak become frosted.
|-
![[File:Popout_cake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Popout_Cake}}Popout Cake
|3 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]]s + 10 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 units [[#Cream|cream]] + 1 air horn
|80 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 16 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A humongous multi-tiered cake. Can fit a person inside. Said person can pull the string to pop outside, with some complementary confetti. The mechanism must then be re-wound with a screwdriver in order to be usable again. Can also be rigged with a [[Security_items#Flashbang|Flashbang]] for a more explosive surprise.
|}
===Egg-Based Food===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Friedegg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fried_Egg}}Fried Egg
|1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]] + 1 egg
|5 [[#Egg_Yolk|Egg Yolk]], 1 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin
|A fried egg, with a touch of salt and pepper.
|-
![[File:Cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Omelette_du_Fromage}}Omelette du Fromage
|2 eggs + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|10 [[#Egg_Yolk|Egg Yolk]], 7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 Vitamin
|That's all you can say! Can be eaten with a fork.
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate_Egg}}Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled_Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|5 [[#Egg_Yolk|Egg Yolk]], 4 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Vitamin, 2 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]]
|Such, sweet, fattening food.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggs_Benedict}}Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried_Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|steak]] + 1 [[#Bread_Slice|bread slice]]
|5 [[#Egg_Yolk|Egg Yolk]], 8.6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 Vitamin, 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Egg_Bowl}}Egg Bowl
|1 [[#Boiled_Rice|boiled rice]] + 1 [[#Boiled_Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Carrot|carrot]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Corn|corn]]
|20 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 12 Vitamin, 5 [[#Egg_Yolk|Egg Yolk]], 14 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 11 Corn Oil
|A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
|}
===Frozen===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Icecream_Sandwich}}Icecream Sandwich
|5 units [[#Cream|cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 1 [[#Ice_Cream_Vat|ice cream cone]]
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 [[#Ice|Ice]]
|Portable Ice-cream in its own packaging.
|-
![[File:Strawberryicecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry_Ice_Cream_Sandwich}}Strawberry Ice Cream Sandwich
|5 units [[#Cream|cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Berry|berries]]
|6 Vitamin, 14 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[#Ice|Ice]]
|Portable ice-cream in its own packaging of the strawberry variety.
|-
![[File:Spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Freezy}}Space Freezy
|5 units [[#Blue_Cherry_Jelly|blue cherry jelly]] + 15 units [[#Space_Mountain_Wind|space mountain wind]] + 1 [[#Ice_Cream_Vat|ice cream cone]]
|7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin
|The best icecream in space.
|-
![[File:Sundae.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sundae}}Sundae
|5 units [[#Cream|cream]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Cherry|cherry]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Banana|banana]] + 1 [[#Ice_Cream_Vat|ice cream cone]]
|14 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 10 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 6 [[#Banana_Juice|Banana Juice]], 6 Potassium, 4 Vitamin
|A classic dessert.
|-
![[File:Honkdae.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Honkdae}}Honkdae
|5 units [[#Cream|cream]] + 1 [[Clown|clown mask]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Cherry|cherry]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Banana|banana]]s + 1 [[#Ice_Cream_Vat|ice cream cone]]
|16 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 10 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 12 [[#Banana_Juice|Banana Juice]], 12 Potassium, 8 Vitamin
|The clown's favorite dessert.
|-
![[File:Flavorless_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flavorless_Snowcone}}Flavorless Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|It's just shaved ice. Still fun to chew on.
|-
![[File:Pineapple_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pineapple_Snowcone}}Pineapple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Pineapple syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Lime_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime_Snowcone}}Lime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Lime syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Lemon_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon_Snowcone}}Lemon Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Lemon syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Amber_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Apple_Snowcone}}Apple Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Apple syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Grape_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape_Snowcone}}Grape Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Grape syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Orange_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange_Snowcone}}Orange Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Orange syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Blue_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bluecherry_Snowcone}}Bluecherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Blue_Cherry_Jelly|blue cherry jelly]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Bluecherry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup, how rare!
|-
![[File:Red_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry_Snowcone}}Cherry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Cherry_Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Cherry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Berry_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry_Snowcone}}Berry Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Berry syrup drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fruit_Salad_Snowcone}}Fruit Salad Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Orange_Juice|orange juice]] + 5 units [[#Lime_Juice|lime juice]] + 5 units [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|A delightful mix of citrus syrups drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Mime_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mime_Snowcone}}Mime Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Nothing|nothing]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|...
|-
![[File:Clown_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown_Snowcone}}Clown Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Laughter drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Soda_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Cola_Snowcone}}Space Cola Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Space_Cola|space cola]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Space Cola drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Mountainwind_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Mountain_Wind_Snowcone}}Space Mountain Wind Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Space_Mountain_Wind|space mountain wind]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Space Mountain Wind drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Pwrgame_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pwrgame_Snowcone}}Pwrgame Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 15 units [[#Pwr_Game|pwr game]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Pwrgame soda drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Amber_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Honey_Snowcone}}Honey Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units honey
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|Honey drizzled over a snowball in a paper cup.
|-
![[File:Rainbow_sc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rainbow_Snowcone}}Rainbow Snowcone
|1 paper cup + 15 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Colorful_Reagent|colorful reagent]]
|10 [[#Water|Water]]
|A very colorful snowball in a paper cup.
|}
===Meats===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C9C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Human-Kebab}}Human-Kebab
|1 [[Guide_to_construction#Rods|iron rod]] + 2 human [[#Meat_Steak|steak]]s
|11 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 8 Vitamin
|A human meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat-Kebab}}Meat-Kebab
|1 [[Guide_to_construction#Rods|iron rod]] + 2 [[#Meat_Steak|steak]]s
|11 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 4 Vitamin
|Delicious meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu-Kebab}}Tofu-Kebab
|1 [[Guide_to_construction#Rods|iron rod]] + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|5 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|Vegan meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lizard-Tail_Kebab}}Lizard-Tail Kebab
|1 [[Guide_to_construction#Rods|iron rod]] + 1 lizard tail
|1 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 Vitamin
|Severed lizard tail on a stick.
|-
![[File:Fiestaskewer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fiesta_Skewer}}Fiesta Skewer
|1 [[Guide_to_construction#Rods|iron rod]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Corn|corn]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Tomato|tomato]]
|17 [[#Capsaicin_Oil|Capsaicin Oil]], 15 Vitamin, 17 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 0.666 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 11 Corn Oil
|Yummy.
|-
![[File:Cubancarp.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuban_Carp}}Cuban Carp
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]] + 1 [[#Carp_Fillet|carp fillet]]
|14 [[#Capsaicin_Oil|Capsaicin Oil]], 9 Vitamin, 7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]]
|A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb!
|-
![[File:Fishandchips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fish_and_Chips}}Fish and Chips
|1 [[#Space_Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Carp_Fillet|carp fillet]]
|8 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]], 4 Vitamin
|I do say so myself chap.
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fish_Fingers}}Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Carp_Fillet|carp fillet]]
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]], 4 Vitamin
|A finger of fish.
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carp_Sashimi}}Carp Sashimi
|5 units [[#Soy_Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[Spider|spider]] egg + 1 [[#Carp_Fillet|carp fillet]]
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxin|Toxin]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]], 6 Vitamin, 4 [[#Capsaicin_Oil|Capsaicin Oil]]
|Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green_Eggs_and_Ham}}Green Eggs and Ham
|1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[Spider|spider]] egg + 2 [[Spider|spider]] [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxin|Toxin]], 5.666 Vitamin
|Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Corned_Beef_and_Cabbage}}Corned Beef and Cabbage
|5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Meat_Steak|steak]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Cabbage|cabbage]]s
|18 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 11 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|-
![[File:Bearsteak.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Filet_Migrawr}}Filet Migrawr
|5 units [[#The_Manly_Dorf|manly dorf]] + 1 [[#Bear_Meat|bear]] [[#Meat_Steak|steak]]
|16 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Morphine|Morphine]], 9 Vitamin, 6 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|Requires a [[General_items#Zippo|lighter]] to cook. Because eating bear wasn't manly enough.
|-
![[File:Enchi.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Enchiladas}}Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]]s + 2 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]s
|17 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1.333 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 12 Vitamin, 28 [[#Capsaicin_Oil|Capsaicin Oil]]
|Viva La Mexico!
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stewed_Soy_Meat}}Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[#Soy_Dope|soy dope]]s + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Carrot|carrot]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Tomato|tomato]]
|15 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 14 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 6 Vitamin
|Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this!
|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sausage}}Sausage
|1 [[#meatball|meatball]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 Vitamin, 1.333 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|A piece of mixed, long meat.
|-
![[File:Nugget.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chicken_Nugget}}Chicken Nugget
|1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 0.666 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 2 Vitamin
|A 'chicken' nugget. Can be shaped like a lump, a star, a corgi or a lizard.
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw_Khinkali}}Raw Khinkali
|1 [[#Dough_Slice|dough slice]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]] + 1 [[#meatball|meatball]]
|12 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 9 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]], 1 Vitamin
|Microwave to [[#Khinkali|finish preparing]]. One hundred khinkalis? Do I look like a pig?
|-
![[File:Pigblanket.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pig_in_a_Blanket}}Pig in a Blanket
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|10 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 0.666 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 2 Vitamin
|A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll. Free this pig from its blanket prison by eating it.
|-
![[File:Ratkebab.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rat-Kebab}}Rat-Kebab
|1 [[Guide_to_construction#Rods|iron rod]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Vitamin
|Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Doubleratkebab.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Double_Rat-Kebab}}Double Rat-Kebab
|1 [[Guide_to_construction#Rods|iron rod]] + 2 dead mice
|12 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 Vitamin
|Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice_and_Pork}}Rice and Pork
|1 [[#Boiled_Rice|boiled rice]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|13 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 9 Vitamin, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|Well, it looks like pork...
|-
![[File:Ashsteak.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ashflaked_Steak}}Ashflaked Steak
|1 [[Shaft_Miner#The_Wildlife|goliath]] [[#Meat_Steak|steak]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fruiting_Cactus|cactus fruit]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Porcini_Mushroom|mushroom leaf]]
|12 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 Vitamin, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Vitrium_Froth|Vitrium Froth]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Nicotine|Nicotine]]
|A common delicacy among miners.
|-
![[File:Ribs.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|BBQ_Ribs}}BBQ Ribs
|5 units BBQ sauce + 2 [[#Meat_Steak|steak]]s + 2 [[Guide_to_construction#Rods|iron rod]]s
|11 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 3 Vitamin
|BBQ ribs, slathered in a healthy coating of BBQ sauce. The least vegan thing to ever exist.
|-
![[File:Meatclown.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat_Clown}}Meat Clown
|1 [[#Meat_Steak|steak]] + 1 [[[[Guide_to_hydroponics#Banana|banana]]
|10 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 5 Vitamin, 8 [[#Banana_Juice|Banana Juice]], 6 Potassium
|Slippery. A delicious, round piece of meat clown. How horrifying. Slips people for a short time when stepped on.
|}
===Misc. Food===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Candiedapple.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candied_Apple}}Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Caramel|caramel]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]]
|3 Vitamin, 8 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|An apple coated in sugary sweetness.
|-
![[File:Spiderlollipop.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider_Lollipop}}Spider Lollipop
|1 [[Guide_to_construction#Rods|iron rod]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[Abductor#Possible_Glands|spiderling]]
|1 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxin|Toxin]]
|Still gross, but at least it has a mountain of sugar on it.
|-
![[File:Chococoin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate_Coin}}Chocolate Coin
|1 coin + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]]
|A completely edible but nonflippable festive coin.
|-
![[File:Chocodice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fudge_Dice}}Fudge Dice
|1 die + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]]
|A little cube of chocolate that tends to have a less intense taste if you eat too many at once.
|-
![[File:Chocoorange.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate_Orange}}Chocolate Orange
|1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Orange|orange]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Vitamin, 7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]]
|A festive chocolate orange.
|-
![[File:Bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Loaded_Baked_Potato}}Loaded Baked Potato
|1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Potato|potato]] + 1 [[#Cheese_Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Vitamin, 10 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|Totally baked.
|-
![[File:Cheesefries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesy_Fries}}Cheesy Fries
|1 [[#Space_Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese_Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|8 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 Vitamin
|Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Egg_Wrap}}Egg Wrap
|10 units [[#Soy_Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Fried_Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Cabbage|cabbage]]
|5 [[#Egg_Yolk|Egg Yolk]], 8 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 7 Vitamin
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tin_of_Beans}}Tin of Beans
|5 units [[#Ketchup|ketchup]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Soybean|soybean]]s
|7 Vitamin, 9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|-
![[File:Eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggplant_Parmigiana}}Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese_Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Eggplant|eggplant]]
|13 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 8 Vitamin
|The only good recipe for eggplant.
|-
![[File:Baguette.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Baguette}}Baguette
|1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|black pepper]] + 2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]s
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|Bon appetit!
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime_Jellied_Toast}}(Slime) Jellied Toast
|5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|slime jelly]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|plain bread slice]]
|2.6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|Slime Jelly]], 2 Vitamin
|A slice of toast covered with delicious jam. Visually identical to the [[#Cherry_Jellied_Toast|cherry jellied toast]].
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry_Jellied_Toast}}(Cherry) Jellied Toast
|5 units [[#Cherry_Jelly|cherry jelly]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|plain bread slice]]
|2.6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 [[#Cherry_Jelly|Cherry Jelly]], 2 Vitamin
|A slice of toast covered with delicious jam. Visually identical to the [[#Slime_Jellied_Toast|slime jellied toast]].
|-
![[File:Butteredtoast.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Buttered_Toast}}Buttered Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|plain bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|stick of butter]]
|8.6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin
|Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Two_Bread}}Two Bread
|5 units [[#Wine|wine]] + 2 [[#Bread Slice|plain bread slice]]s
|6.2 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Vitamin
|This seems awfully bitter.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Burrito}}Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Soybean|soybean]]s
|13 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 9 Vitamin, 6 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|Tortilla wrapped goodness.
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesy_Burrito}}Cheesy Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cheese_Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Soybean|soybean]]
|14 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 8 Vitamin, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|It's a burrito filled with cheese.
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carne_Asada_Burrito}}Carne Asada Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Soybean|soybean]]
|13 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 Vitamin, 4.333 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 2 Vitamin
|The best burrito for meat lovers.
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fuego_Plasma_Burrito}}Fuego Plasma Burrito
||1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ghost_chili|ghost chili]]s + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Soybean|soybean]]
|15 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 7 Vitamin, 32 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Condensed_Capsaicin|Condensed Capsaicin]], 58 [[#Capsaicin_Oil|Capsaicin Oil]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|A super spicy burrito.
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Melon_Fruit_Bowl}}Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Watermelon|watermelon]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Orange|orange]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Lemon|lemon]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Banana|banana]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ambrosia_vulgaris|ambrosia]]
|11 [[#Water|water]], 20 Vitamin, 33 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 [[#Banana_Juice|Banana Juice]], 6 Potassium, 9 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Drugs|Space Drugs]], 6 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Bicaridine|Bicaridine]], 6 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Kelotane|Kelotane]], 6 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxin|Toxin]]
|For people who wants edible fruit bowls. Can be made using any ambrosia strain ([[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ambrosia_vulgaris|vulgaris]], [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ambrosia_deus|deus]] or [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ambrosia_gaia|gaia]]).
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nachos}}Nachos
|1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]
|4 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Vitamin
|Chips from Space Mexico.
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesy_Nachos}}Cheesy Nachos
|1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Cheese_Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]
|7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 Vitamin
|The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
|-
![[File:Cuban_Nachos.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuban_Nachos}}Cuban Nachos
|5 units [[#Ketchup|ketchup]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]]s + 1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]
|28 [[#Capsaicin_Oil|Capsaicin Oil]], 10 Vitamin, 11 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Melon_Keg}}Melon Keg
|25 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Holymelon|holymelon]] + 1 vodka bottle
|11 [[#Holy_Water|Holy Water]], 6 Vitamin, 9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|Who knew vodka was a fruit? Contains the contents of the vodka bottle, minus 25 units of vodka.
|-
![[File:Honeybar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Honey_Nut_Bar}}Honey Nut Bar
|1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Oat|oat]] + 5 units honey
|5 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Honey, 2 Vitamin
|Oats and nuts compressed together into a bar, held together with a honey glaze.
|-
![[File:Stuffedlegion.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stuffed_Legion}}Stuffed Legion
|1 [[Shaft_Miner#The_Wildlife|goliath]] [[#Meat_Steak|steak]] + 1 [[Shaft_Miner#The_Wildlife|legion core]] + 2 units [[#Ketchup|ketchup]] + 2 units [[#Capsaicin_Oil|capsaicin oil]]
|10 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 Vitamin, 1 [[#Capsaicin_Oil|Capsaicin Oil]], 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Tricordrazine|tricordrazine]]
|The former skull of a damned human, filled with goliath meat. It has a decorative lava pool made of ketchup and hotsauce.
|-
![[File:Powercrepe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Powercrepe}}Powercrepe
|1 [[#Flat_Dough|flat dough]] + 1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Cherry_Jelly|cherry jelly]] + 1 [[Engineering_items#Power_Cell|super-capacity power cell]] + 1 [[Guide_to_Combat#Officer's_Sabre|officer's sabre]]
|11 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 Vitamin, 10 Iron
|With great power, comes great crepes. It looks like a pancake filled with jelly but packs quite a punch. Can be used as a weapon, and is slightly more powerful than the [[Guide_to_Combat#Officer's_Sabre|officer's sabre]].
|-
![[File:Classictaco.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic_Taco}}(Classic) Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese_Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 [[#Guide_to_hydroponics#Cabbage|cabbage]]
|17 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 8 Vitamin, 0.666 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce.
|-
![[File:Plaintaco.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain_Taco}}(Plain) Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese_Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|10 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 Vitamin, 0.666 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
|-
![[File:Branrequests.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bran_Requests_Cereal}}Bran Requests Cereal
|1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Wheat|wheat]] + 1 [[#4no_Raisins|4no raisins]]
|5 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 10 [[#Salt|salt]]
|A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran. Tastes uniquely like raisins and salt.
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice_Pudding}}Rice Pudding
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 [[#Boiled_Rice|boiled rice]]
|9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 Vitamin
|Everybody loves rice pudding!
|-
![[File:Butterbear.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter_Bear}}Butter Bear
|1 [[Surgery#Brain|brain]] + 1 [[Surgery#Heart|heart]] + 10 [[#Butter|sticks of butter]] + 5 [[#Meat|meat]] + 50 units [[Health#Blood|blood]] + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|teslium]]
|N/A
|I can't believe its not a bear! Controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the butter bear with an open hand on harm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and trace amounts of vitamin. The butter bear quickly heals brute damage. The butter bear's attacks don't inflict damage, but make the victim slip.
|-
![[File:Crab_rangoon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crab_Rangoon}}Crab Rangoon
|1 [[#Dough_Slice|dough slice]] + 5 units [[#Cream|cream]] + 1 [[Cheese_Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Raw_Crab_Meat|raw crab meat]]
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
|-
![[File:Pingles.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pingles}}Pingles
|1 cardboard tube + 1 [[#Potato_Wedges|potato wedges]] + 1 [[#Onion_Slices|onion slices]] + 10 units [[#Cream|cream]]
|4.5 Vitamin, 9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|A perfect blend of sour cream and onion on a potato chip. May cause space lag.
|-
![[File:Hotcrossbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot-Cross_Bun}}Hot-Cross Bun
|1 [[#Bread|bread]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|13 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|The Cross represents the Assistants that died for your sins.
|-
![[File:Briochecake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brioche_Cake}}Brioche Cake
|1 [[#Plain_Cake|plain cake]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|19 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Vitamin
|A ring of sweet, glazed buns.
|-
![[File:Scotchegg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scotch_Egg}}Scotch Egg
|1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|black pepper]] + 1 [[#Boiled_Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|5 [[#Egg_Yolk|Egg Yolk]], 7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 Vitamin
|A boiled egg wrapped in a delicious, seasoned meatball.
|-
![[File:Mammi.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mammi}}Mammi
|1 [[#Bread|bread]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|18 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]], 1 Vitamin
|A bowl of mushy bread and milk. It reminds you, not too fondly, of a bowel movement.
|-
![[File:Chocolatebunny.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate_Bunny}}Chocolate Bunny
|2 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]], 1 Vitamin
|Contains less than 10% real rabbit!
|}
===Pastries===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E5D4B8;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E5D4B8;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E5D4B8;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E5D4B8;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E5D4B8;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Donut1.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Donut}}Donut
|1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Goes great with robust coffee.
|-
![[File:Cdonut.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chaos_Donut}}Chaos Donut
|5 units [[#Cold_Sauce|frost oil]] + 5 units [[#Hot_Sauce|capsaicin oil]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Like life, it never quite tastes the same.
|-
![[File:Mdonut.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat_Donut}}Meat Donut
|1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|4 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 0.666 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 1 [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|Tastes as gross as it looks.
|-
![[File:Jdonut1.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Jelly_Donut}}Jelly Donut
|5 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 1 Vitamin
|Visually identical to the [[#Slime_Donut|slime donut]]. You jelly?
|-
![[File:Jdonutpink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pink_Jelly_Donut}}Pink Jelly Donut
|3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]] + 1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[#Berry_Juice|Berry Juice]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Pink_Slime_Donut|pink slime donut]]. Goes great with a soy latte.
|-
![[File:Jdonutpurple.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaceman's_Jelly_Donut}}Spaceman's Jelly Donut
|3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|polypyrylium oligomers]] + 1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Spaceman's_Slime_Donut|spaceman's slime donut]]. Goes great with a cold beaker of malk.
|-
![[File:Jdonutgreen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Apple_Jelly_Donut}}Apple Jelly Donut
|3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]] + 1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[#Apple_Juice|Apple Juice]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Apple_Slime_Donut|apple slime donut]]. Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps.
|-
![[File:Jdonutbeige.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Caramel_Jelly_Donut}}Caramel Jelly Donut
|3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]] + 1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[#Caramel|Caramel]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Caramel_Slime_Donut|caramel slime donut]]. Goes great with a mug of hot cocoa.
|-
![[File:Jdonutchoc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate_Jelly_Donut}}Chocolate Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]] + 1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]]
|5 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[#Hot_Chocolate|Hot Chocolate]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Chocolate_Slime_Donut|chocolate slime donut]]. Goes great with a glass of warm milk.
|-
![[File:Jdonutblue.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blumpkin_Jelly_Donut}}Blumpkin Jelly Donut
|3 units [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Blumpkin|blumpkin]] juice + 1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Blumpkin|Blumpkin]] Juice, 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Blumpkin_Slime_Donut|blumpkin slime donut]]. Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin.
|-
![[File:Jdonutyellow.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bungo_Jelly_Donut}}Bungo Jelly Donut
|3 units [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo]] juice + 1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|Bungo]] Juice, 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Bungo_Slime_Donut|bungo slime donut]]. Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight.
|-
![[File:Jdonutolive.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Matcha_Jelly_Donut}}Matcha Jelly Donut
|3 units ground [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Tea_aspera|tea leaves]] + 1 [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 Ground [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Tea_aspera|Tea Leaves]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Matcha_Slime_Donut|matcha slime donut]]. Goes great with a cup of tea.
|-
![[File:Jdonut1.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime_Donut}} Slime Donut
|5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Jelly|slime jelly]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 1 Vitamin
|Visually identical to the [[#Jelly_Donut|jelly donut]]. You jelly?
|-
![[File:Jdonutpink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pink_Slime_Donut}}Pink Slime Donut
|3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]] + 1 [[#Slime_Donut|slime donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[#Berry_Juice|Berry Juice]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Pink_Jelly_Donut|pink jelly donut]]. Goes great with a soy latte.
|-
![[File:Jdonutpurple.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaceman's_Slime_Donut}}Spaceman's Slime Donut
|3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|polypyrylium oligomers]] + 1 [[#Slime_Donut|slime donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Spaceman's_Jelly_Donut|spaceman's jelly donut]]. Goes great with a cold beaker of malk.
|-
![[File:Jdonutgreen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Apple_Slime_Donut}}Apple Slime Donut
|3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]] + 1 [[#Slime_Donut|slime donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[#Apple_Juice|Apple Juice]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Apple_Jelly_Donut|apple jelly donut]]. Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps.
|-
![[File:Jdonutbeige.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Caramel_Slime_Donut}}Caramel Slime Donut
|3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]] + 1 [[#Slime_Donut|slime donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[#Caramel|Caramel]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Caramel_Jelly_Donut|caramel jelly donut]]. Goes great with a mug of hot cocoa.
|-
![[File:Jdonutchoc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate_Slime_Donut}}Chocolate Slime Donut
|1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]] + 1 [[#Slime_Donut|slime donut]]
|5 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[#Hot_Chocolate|Hot Chocolate]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Chocolate_Jelly_Donut|chocolate jelly donut]]. Goes great with a glass of warm milk.
|-
![[File:Jdonutblue.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blumpkin_Slime_Donut}}Blumpkin Slime Donut
|3 units [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Blumpkin|blumpkin]] juice + 1 [[#Slime_Donut|slime donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Blumpkin|Blumpkin]] Juice, 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Blumpkin_Jelly_Donut|blumpkin jelly donut]]. Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin.
|-
![[File:Jdonutyellow.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bungo_Slime_Donut}}Bungo Slime Donut
|3 units [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo]] juice + 1 [[#Slime_Donut|slime donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|Bungo]] Juice, 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Bungo_Jelly_Donut|bungo jelly donut]]. Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight.
|-
![[File:Jdonutolive.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Matcha_Slime_Donut}}Matcha Slime Donut
|3 units ground [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Tea_aspera|tea leaves]] + 1 [[#Slime_Donut|slime donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 Vitamin, 3 Ground [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Tea_aspera|Tea Leaves]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Visually identical to the [[#Matcha_Jelly_Donut|matcha jelly donut]]. Goes great with a cup of tea.
|-
![[File:Donutpink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pink_Donut}}Pink Donut
|3 units [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]] + 1 [[#Donut|donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 3 [[#Berry_Juice|Berry Juice]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Goes great with a soy latte.
|-
![[File:Donutpurple.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaceman's_Donut}}Spaceman's Donut
|3 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|polypyrylium oligomers]] + 1 [[#Donut|donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Polypyrylium_Oligomers|Polypyrylium Oligomers]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Goes great with a cold beaker of malk.
|-
![[File:Donutgreen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Apple_Donut}}Apple Donut
|3 units [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]] + 1 [[#Donut|donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 3 [[#Apple_Juice|Apple Juice]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Goes great with a shot of cinnamon schnapps.
|-
![[File:Donutbeige.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Caramel_Donut}}Caramel Donut
|3 units [[#Caramel|caramel]] + 1 [[#Donut|donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 3 [[#Caramel|Caramel]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Goes great with a mug of hot cocoa.
|-
![[File:Donutchoc.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate_Donut}}Chocolate Donut
|1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]] + 1 [[#Donut|donut]]
|5 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]], 3 [[#Hot_Chocolate|Hot Chocolate]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Goes great with a glass of warm milk.
|-
![[File:Donutblue.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blumpkin_Donut}}Blumpkin Donut
|3 units [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Blumpkin|blumpkin]] juice + 1 [[#Donut|donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 3 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Blumpkin|Blumpkin]] Juice, 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Goes great with a mug of soothing drunken blumpkin.
|-
![[File:Donutyellow.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bungo_Donut}}Bungo Donut
|3 units [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|bungo]] juice + 1 [[#Donut|donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 3 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Bungo_Tree|Bungo]] Juice, 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Goes great with a mason jar of hippie's delight.
|-
![[File:Donutolive.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Matcha_Donut}}Matcha Donut
|3 units ground [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Tea_aspera|tea leaves]] + 1 [[#Donut|donut]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 3 Ground [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Tea_aspera|Tea Leaves]], 1 [[#Sprinkles|Sprinkles]]
|Goes great with a cup of tea.
|-
![[File:Waffles.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffles}}Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]s
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin
|Mmm, waffles.
|-
![[File:Soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soylent_Viridians}}Soylent Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]s + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Soybean|soybean]]
|10 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 Vitamin, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|Not made of people. Honest.
|-
![[File:Soylentgreen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soylent_Green}}Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]s + 2 human [[#Meat|meat]]s
|12 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]], 1 Vitamin
|Not made of people. Honest*.
|-
![[File:Roffle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roffle_Waffles}}Roffle Waffles
|5 units mushroom hallucinogen + 2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]s
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Vitamin
|Waffles from Roffle. Co.
|-
![[File:Pancake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pancake}}Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin
|Can be put on top of each other to create a pancake stack. A fluffy pancake. The softer, superior relative of the waffle.
|-
![[File:Bbpancake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blueberry_Pancake}}Blueberry Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Berry|berry]]
|9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 Vitamin
|Can be put on top of each other to create a pancake stack. A fluffy and delicious blueberry pancake.
|-
![[File:Ccpancake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate_Chip_Pancake}}Chocolate Chip Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|5 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]], 2 Vitamin
|Can be put on top of each other to create a pancake stack. A fluffy and delicious chocolate chip pancake.
|-
![[File:Donkpocket.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Donk-Pocket}}Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#meatball|meatball]]
|7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin
|Can be warmed in a microwave to add 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]. The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
|-
![[File:Dankpocket.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dank-Pocket}}Dank-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Cannabis|cannabis leaf]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 9 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Drugs|Space Drugs]], 19 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Lipolicide|Lipolicide]]
|Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]] and 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Drugs|Space Drugs]]. The food of choice for the seasoned botanist.
|-
![[File:Spicypocket.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spicy-Pocket}}Spicy-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chili|chili]]
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 14 [[#Capsaicin_Oil|Capsaicin Oil]], 3 Vitamin
|Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]] and 3 [[#Capsaicin_Oil|Capsaicin Oil]]. The classic snack food, now with a heat-activated spicy flair.
|-
![[File:Teriyakipocket.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Teriyaki-Pocket}}Teriyaki-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 3 units [[#Soy_Sauce|soy sauce]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]. An east-asian take on the classic stationside snack.
|-
![[File:Pizzapocket.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza-Pocket}}Pizza-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Tomato|tomato]]
|9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 Vitamin
|Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]. Delicious, cheesy and surprisingly filling.
|-
![[File:Honkpocket.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Honk-Pocket}}Honk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Banana|banana]] + 3 units [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|5 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 [[#Banana_Juice|Banana Juice]], 6 Potassium, 3 Vitamin
|Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]] and 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|Laughter]]. The award-winning donk-pocket that won the hearts of clowns and humans alike.
|-
![[File:Berrypocket.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry-Pocket}}Berry-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Berry|berry]]
|9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 Vitamin
|Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]. A relentlessly sweet donk-pocket first created for use in Operation Dessert Storm.
|-
![[File:Gondolapocket.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gondola-Pocket}}Gondola-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 3 units tranquility
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|Can be warmed in a microwave to add 1 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]] and 5 Tranquility. The choice to use real gondola meat in the recipe is controversial, to say the least.
|-
![[File:Muffin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Muffin}}Muffin
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin
|A delicious and spongy little cake.
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry_Muffin}}Berry Muffin
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Berry|berry]]
|9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 Vitamin
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booberry_Muffin}}Booberry Muffin
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Berry|berry]] + 1 ectoplasm
|9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 Vitamin
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:Moffin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moffin}}Moffin
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_construction#Cloth|cloth]]
|3 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin
|A delicous and spongy little cake.
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chawanmushi}}Chawanmushi
|5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Soy_Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled_Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Chanterelle|chanterelle cluster]]
|5 [[#Egg_Yolk|Egg Yolk]], 7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Vitamin
|A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat.
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat_Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy_Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#meatball|meatball]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Cabbage|cabbage]]
|13 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|-
![[File:Khachapuri.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Khachapuri}}Khachapuri
|5 units [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]] + 1 [[#Cheese_Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Bread|bread]]
|16 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin
|Bread with egg and cheese?
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar_Cookie}}Sugar Cookie
|5 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|4 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:Fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fortune_Cookie}}Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[General_items#Paper|paper]]
|5 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|When eaten, drops the paper used while crafting, including any writing. A true prophecy in each cookie!
|-
![[File:Pretzel.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poppy_Pretzel}}Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Poppy|poppy]] seeds + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|4 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 Vitamin
|It's all twisted up!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plump_Helmet_Biscuit}}Plump Helmet Biscuit
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Plump_helmet|plump helmet]]
|10 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 Vitamin
|Has a 10% chance of being exceptional, adding 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]. This is a finely-prepared plump helmet biscuit. The ingredients are exceptionally minced plump helmet, and well-minced dwarven wheat flour.
|-
![[File:Cracker.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cracker}}Cracker
|1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|4 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|It's a salted cracker.
|-
![[File:Chococornet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate_Cornet}}Chocolate Cornet
|1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]
|6 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 2 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 2 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]], 1 Vitamin
|Which side's the head, the fat end or the thin end?
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Oatmeal_Cookie}}Oatmeal Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Oat|oat]]
|7 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Vitamin
|The best of both cookie and oat.
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raisin_Cookie}}Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#4no_Raisins|4no raisins]] + 1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Oat|oat]]
|9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 4 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 1 Vitamin
|Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry_Cupcake}}Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Cherry|cherry]]
|9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 3 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue_Cherry_Cupcake}}Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Blue_cherry|blue cherry]]
|9 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 3 Vitamin
|Blue cherries inside a delicious cupcake.
|-
![[File:Honeybun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Honey_Bun}}Honey Bun
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units honey
|4 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 1 Honey
|A sticky pastry bun glazed with honey.
|-
![[File:Ravtart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rav'tart}}Rav'tart
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Active_Pure_Chemicals|brass]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Berry|berries]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Orange|orange]]
|20 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 10 Vitamin, 4 Ratvarian Light
|Consuming makes you glow for a short time. A brass colored tart with a red filling. Originally baked by TRNE Corp, it is supposedly blessed by a certain eldritch god.
|}
===Pies===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E6E9C8;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E6E9C8;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E6E9C8;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E6E9C8;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E6E9C8;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana_Cream_Pie}}Banana Cream Pie
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Banana|banana]]
|21 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 Vitamin, 6 [[#Banana_Juice|Banana Juice]], 6 Potassium
|Can be thrown on someone's face to pie them. Just like back home, on clown planet! HONK!
|-
![[File:Meatpies.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat-Pie}}Meat-Pie
|1 unit [[#Pepper|black pepper]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat_Steak|steak]]
|23 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 7 Vitamin, 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|An old barber recipe, very delicious!
|-
![[File:Meatpies.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu-Pie}}Tofu-Pie
|1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|20 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 Vitamin
|A delicious tofu pie.
|-
![[File:Xpie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Xeno-Pie}}Xeno-Pie
|1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Xenos|xeno]] [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|20 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 7.333 Vitamin
|A delicious meatpie. Probably heretical.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry_Pie}}Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Cherry|cherry]]
|23 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 3 Vitamin, 5 [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Taste so good, make a grown man cry.
|-
![[File:Berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry_Clafoutis}}Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Berry|berry]]
|24 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 6 Vitamin
|No black birds, this is a good sign.
|-
![[File:Bearypie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beary_Pie}}Beary Pie
|1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Berry|berry]] + 1 [[#Bear_Meat|bear]] [[#Meat_Steak|steak]]
|39 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 10 Vitamin, 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Morphine|Morphine]], 6 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cooking_Oil|Cooking Oil]]
|No brown bears, this is a good sign.
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amanita_Pie}}Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fly_amanita|fly amanita]]
|21 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 Vitamin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 19 Amatoxin, 6 Growth Serum
|Sweet and tasty poison pie.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plump_Pie}}Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Plump_helmet|plump helmet]]
|24 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 8 Vitamin
|Has a 10% chance of being exceptional, adding 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]. I bet you love stuff made out of plump helmets!
|-
![[File:Applepie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Apple_Pie}}Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]]
|24 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 7 Vitamin
|A pie containing sweet sweet love...or apple.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin_Pie}}Pumpkin Pie
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Pumpkin|pumpkin]]
|29 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 9 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A delicious treat for the autumn months.
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Golden_Apple_Streusel_Tart}}Golden Apple Streusel Tart
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Gold_apple|golden apple]]
|24 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 8 Vitamin, 11 Gold
|A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
|-
![[File:Grapetart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape_Tart}}Grape Tart
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 3 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Grapes|grape]]s
|36 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 14 Vitamin, 18 [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
|-
![[File:Mimetart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mime_Tart}}Mime Tart
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Nothing|nothing]]
|18 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 Vitamin, 10 [[#Nothing|Nothing]]
|Must be learned by reading [[Vending_machines#Dinnerware|Cooking Deserts 101]]. ...
|-
![[File:Berrytart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry_Tart}}Berry Tart
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 3 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Berry|berries]]
|36 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 14 Vitamin
|Must be learned by reading [[Vending_machines#Dinnerware|Cooking Deserts 101]]. A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust.
|-
![[File:Chocolatelavatart.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate_Lava_Tart}}Chocolate Lava Tart
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 3 [[#Chocolate_Bar|chocolate bar]]s + 1 [[Research_items#Slime_Extract|slime extract]]
|24 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 5 Vitamin, 6 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 6 [[#Cocoa_Powder|Cocoa Powder]]
|Must be learned by reading [[Vending_machines#Dinnerware|Cooking Deserts 101]]. A tasty dessert made of chocolate, with a liquid core.
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blumpkin_Pie}}Blumpkin Pie
|5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Blumpkin|blumpkin]]
|31 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 7 Vitamin, 11 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Ammonia|Ammonia]], 6 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine|Chlorine]]
|Sliceable. An odd blue pie made with toxic blumpkin.
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dulce_de_Batata}}Dulce de Batata
|5 units [[#Vanilla_Powder|vanilla powder]] + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Sweet_Potato|sweet potato]]es
|20 Vitamin, 12 [[#Sugar|Sugar]], 16 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]]
|Sliceable. A delicious jelly made with sweet potatoes.
|-
![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Frosty_Pie}}Frosty Pie
|1 [[#Plain_Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Blue_cherry|blue cherry]]
|26 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 7 Vitamin, 5 [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|Tastes like blue and cold.
|-
![[File:Baklava.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Baklava}}Baklava
|2 [[#Butter|sticks of butter]] + 4 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]s + 4 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Oat|oat]] seeds
|24 [[#Nutriment|Nutriment]], 10 vitamin
|Sliceable. A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
|}
===Pizzas===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:arnoldpizza.png|64px]]
!Arnold Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings
|30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine
|Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[Guide to food and drinks#meatball|meatballs]]+ 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|}
===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[Guide to food and drinks#meatball|meatball]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk
|7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin
|A nice bowl of oatmeal.
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Your standard fruit salad.
|-
![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
|7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|Exotic fruits in a bowl.
|-
![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Citrus overload!
|}
===Sandwiches===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|}
===Soups===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[Guide to food and drinks#meatball|meatball]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulfuric acid. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 Bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Makes you wish the chef could cook.
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Eyeballsoup.png|64px]]
!Eyeball Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball
|5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[#Soy Dope|Soy Dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium Sheet
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes
|4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Quite a delicacy.
|-
![[File:Bisque.png|64px]]
!Bisque
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]] + 1 [[#Boiled_Rice|boiled rice]]
|?
|A classic entree from Space-France.
|}
===Pastas===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C7F5C4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[Guide to food and drinks#meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[Guide to food and drinks#meatball|meatballs]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
|7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
|-
![[File:butternoodles.png|64px]]
!Butter Noodles
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Noodles covered in savory butter.
|-
![[File:Kasespatzle.png|64px]]
!Käsespätzle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 10 units egg yolk + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A special kind of pasta made with eggs, served with tasty cheese.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti Napolitan.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti Napolitan
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 10 units [[#Ketchup|ketchup]] + 1 [[#Sausage|sausage]] + 1 Chili
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|The only excuse to ever put ketchup into your spaghetti.
|-
![[File:Lasagna13.png|64px]]
!Lasagna
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Tomato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 5 [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]]
|Somewhere, in some different universe, a cat is smoking your pipe.
|-
![[File:Glass Noodles.png|64px]]
!Glass Noodles
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Carrot + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 Sheet of Glass
|7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Noodles so transparent, you can see through them!
|}
===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. '''NONFUNCTIONAL'''
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice. '''NONFUNCTIONAL'''
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice. '''NONFUNCTIONAL'''
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]]. '''NONFUNCTIONAL'''
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich. '''NONFUNCTIONAL'''
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]]. '''NONFUNCTIONAL'''
|}
==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
![[File:Energy_bar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|High-Power Energy Bars}}High-Power Energy Bars
|An energy bar with a lot of punch, you probably shouldn't eat this if you're not an Ethereal. Filled with Liquid Electricity, which feeds Ethereals and shocks everyone else.
|-
|}
===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|30u cola. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleep]], reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of 15u Cola and 15u [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Purple can.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pwr Game}}Pwr Game
|The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}{{anchor|Orange Soda}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]].
|-
![[File:Waterbottle.png|64px]]
!Bottle of Water
|A bottle of 49.5u water, 0.5u fluorine filled at an old Earth bottling facility. Not available in Shambler's Vendors.
|-
![[File:Shamblers.png|64px]]
!Shambler's Juice
|~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~ Only available in Shambler's Vendors. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!Nuka Cola
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland. Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, cools you down, and gives you ephedrine speed.
|-
![[File:Aircan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Canned Air}}Canned air
|There is no air shortage. Do not drink. 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
|-
![[File:Monkey energy.png|64px]]
!Monkey Energy
|Unleash the ape! Makes you jittery, dizzy, reduces sleeping, and cools you down. Gives ephedrine speed to monkeys. Can be used as fuel for the grill.
|-
![[File:Energy_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grey Bull}}Grey Bull
|Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down, makes you jittery and dizzy, and makes you immune to electric shocks.
|}
===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Cocoa}}Dutch Hot Cocoa
|Contains [[#Hot Chocolate|hot chocolate]] and sugar. Made in Space South America.
|-
![[File:Bubble_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bubble_Tea}}Bubble Tea
|Refreshing! You aren't sure what those things in the bottom are.
|}

==Other food==
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Item
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#CCCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Cookie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cookie}}Cookie
|A [[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper cyborg]] can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
|-
![[File:Lollipop.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lollipop}}Lollipop
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can dispense lollipops. Full of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
|-
![[File:Gumball.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gumball}}Gumball
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|healing chemicals]].
|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Imitation Carp Fillet}}Imitation Carp Fillet
|Made by injecting 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] into 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]. Acts as a substitute to a [[#Carp Fillet|carp fillet]]. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:Honeycomb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Honeycomb}}Honeycomb
|Only craftable by [[Apids]] with 50 Sugar. Can be used in-hand while empty to split it into 2 [[Guide to construction#Wax|wax]].
|-
|}
==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.
===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!
===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]]. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but [[Surgery#Lipoplasty|surgery]] or using [[Guide_to_chemistry#lipocide|lipocide]] is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mint_Toxin|mint toxin]] (from grinding the mint) will gib them.
===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|good]] and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxins|bad]] reagents slower, for a higher total effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.
===Breakfast===
Certain food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. This is not very important usually other then for RP reasons. These are:
* Food: most egg based foods, bacon, oatmeal, pancakes, waffles, donuts, toasts, biscuits, cereal;
* Drink: coffee, orange juice or milk.
[[Category:Guides]]

Guide to chemistry

2024-03-10T10:15:14Z

Bluezorua: /* Pyrotechnics */ Adds the plasma flash reaction

This guide will primarily be useful for [[Chemist|chemists]] and [[Botanist|Botanists]] using [[Guide to hydroponics#Strange Seeds|Strange Seeds]] but may come in handy to any player and especially [[Traitor|traitors]].
= Chemicals =
The building blocks of chemistry are aluminium, bromine, carbon, chlorine, copper, ethanol, fluorine, hydrogen, iodine, iron, lithium, mercury, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus, potassium, radium, silicon, silver, sodium, stable plasma, sugar, sulfur, sulfuric acid, water and welding fuel. These can be produced from the [[Chem Dispenser]] in [[Chemistry]].

You have all sorts of things here, and can make so much. You can make medicines, foam, flash powder, poisons, space lube, window hardener, and so much more. The limit on combinations is a limit that exists only in your creativity (and the game engine). Be sure to be careful though, mixing the wrong chemicals can be bad for your health and please make sure you know what a chemical does before you use it. Experiment at your own risk.

Some pure chemicals are lethal or will cause heavy toxin damage if injected or ingested in their pure form.

Grinding minerals from mining will also get you:
* [[Plasma]]
* Uranium
[[Emag|Emagging]] a chem dispenser will add:
* Space Drugs
* Morphine
* Toxin
* Carpotoxin
* Miner's Salve
The [[Vending_machines#Medbay|NanoMed Plus]] is your main source of generic toxin when hacked.

Some chemical reactions will require you to heat the reagents in a [[File:Chemical_Heater.png]] '''Chemical Heater'''. This machine will heat a beaker to the desired temperature, slowing down the heating speed as it approaches the target temperature. If you don't risk making the chemical explode by overheating it (such as Meth) you can just set it to a very high temperature to avoid this.

== Machinery ==
You have all sorts of chems here, and can make many things. You can make [[#Medicines|medicines]], [[#Smoke|smoke]], [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]], [[#Flash Powder|flash powder]], [[#Toxins|poisons]], [[#Space Lube|space lube]], [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]] and much more. The limit on combinations is a limit that exists only in your creativity (and the game engine). Be sure to be careful though, as mixing the wrong chemicals can be bad for your health, and please make sure you know what a chemical does before you use it. Experiment at your own risk.

=== [[File:Dispenser.png|Chem Dispenser]] Chemistry Dispensers ===
[[Chem Dispenser|Chem dispensers]] can be upgraded to unlock more chemicals, allow for more precise macro usage, increased power recharge rate and higher power capacity. If you run out of power, you can disassemble the dispenser with screwdriver+crowbar and rebuild it by first putting the circuit board back, and then all other things but use a full power cell [[File:High power cell updated.png]] instead of the old one. Then screwdriver to finish. Or you can charge the machine with an [[inducer]] [[File:Inducer.png]].

'''Available chemicals''':
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'''Normal''':
* Hydrogen
* Oxygen
* Silicon
* Phosphorus
* Sulfur
* Carbon
* Nitrogen
* Water
* Lithium
* Sugar
* Sulfuric acid
* Copper
* Mercury
* Sodium
* Iodine
* Bromine
* Ethanol
* Chlorine
* Potassium
* Aluminium
* Radium
* Fluorine
* Iron
* Welding fuel
* Silver
* Stable plasma
'''Upgraded (tier 4 matter manipulator)''':
* Acetone
* Ammonia
* Ash
* Diethylamine
* Oil
* Saltpetre
'''Emagged''':
* Space Drugs
* Morphine
* Toxin
* Carpotoxin
* Miner's Salve
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'''Upgradeable parts''':
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* '''Better matter bins:''' greater power efficiency per unit dispensed.
* '''Better capacitor:''' faster recharging speed.
* '''Better power cell:''' larger maximum power capacity.
* '''Better manipulator:''' unlocks more chemicals. <s>Longer and more complex chemistry macros can be performed. At tier 1 manips, macros round to the nearest 5u, then 3u at tier 2, 2u at tier 3 and 1u at tier 4</s>
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=== [[File:Chemical_Heater.png|Chemical Heater]] Chemical Heater ===
Some chemical reactions will require you to heat the reagents in a [[Chemical Heater]]. Unless the recipes says otherwise, these reactions need you to heat the reagents ''above'' the required temperature.
This machine will heat/cool a beaker to the desired temperature, slowing down the heating/cooling speed as it approaches the target temperature. If you don't risk making the chemical explode by overheating it (like with [[#Methamphetamine|meth]]) you can just set it to a very high temperature to avoid this. '''Due to a rounding bug you sometimes need to heat chems 1 degree higher than the recipe says.''' 
Upgrading the laser will increase the heating/cooling speed.
=== [[File:Chemmaster.gif|ChemMaster 3000]] ChemMaster 3000 ===
Separates, bottles, and makes pills/patches out of chemicals loaded inside. You can load pretty much any container - beakers, spray bottles, water bottles and so on. 
Maximum size for dispensed bottles is 30u, patches 40u and pills 50u. Use a chemistry bag [[File:Chemistry_bag.png]] to quickly move large quantities of bottles, patches or pills. 
Can be upgraded with bigger beakers to allow a bigger buffer. By default it contains two ordinary 50u beakers for a total buffer volume of 100u.
=== [[File:Blender.png|Reagent Grinder]] All-In-One Grinder ===
Grinds, crushes, liquefies and extracts reagents from materials placed into it. 
If there is a significant reagent associated with the item, the Reagent grinder will distill a pure sample inside the collection beaker. 
For example: Plasma/gold/uranium/metal sheets, donk pockets, fruits, dead mice.
=== [[File:Smoke_machine.png|Smoke Machine]] Smoke Machine ===
Dispenses any chemical inside as a [[#Smoke|smoke]] cloud. Needs to be secured by wrenching first. 
A great alternative to [[#Smoke|smoke]] [[Grenade|grenades]], but easily incites lynch mobs. 
Can only be obtained through the circuit board being printed, and the required parts being assembled first. 
'''Upgradeable parts''':
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* '''Manipulator''': Unlocks the higher range settings.
* '''Matter bin''': Increases maximum capacity.
* '''Capacitor''': Increases efficiency.
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==Metabolism==
When a reagent enters a body, it will then "tick" or "cycle" about every 2 seconds (these are called "life ticks", and are not to be confused with server ticks/tickrate). When this happens the body is purged of an amount of every reagent depending on their metabolism rates. This is the rate at which the chemical disappears from your body. It doesn't matter how many chems you have in your body, as they are all metabolized separately. If you are [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Hunger|hungry]] (sluggish), this will happen 20% slower, which makes chemicals have a bigger total effect since they last longer without being weaker per tick. Many mobs are "simplemobs" which means they don't have bloodstreams and can thus not be poisoned, sedated or healed with medicine. Monkeys and most playable humanoids are the exceptions to this.

==Active Pure Chemicals==
A.K.A. what happens when you eat or splash these. Their metabolism rate is 0.4u per cycle unless said otherwise. Unmentioned dispensable chemicals don't have any effects. Plasma and uranium requires you to grind mineral sheets to acquire.
*'''Chlorine''': Causes {{dmgs|q|1 brute damage}} per tick to a random body part.
*'''Copper''': Can be splashed on metal sheets to create bronze sheets.
*{{anchor|Ethanol}}'''Ethanol''': A decent alcoholic "beverage", with a [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Drinks|booze power]] of 65. Increases success rate of [[Surgery|surgery]] and flammability when applied externally. Metabolism rate 0.2.
*'''Fluorine''': Causes {{dmgs|e|1 toxin damage}} per tick.
*'''Iron''': Slowly restores blood volume.
*'''Lithium''': Causes twitching, drooling, moaning and not being able to walk straight.
*'''Mercury''': Causes 1 brain damage per tick, twitching, drooling, moaning and not being able to walk straight.
*'''[[Plasma]]''': Causes {{dmgs|e|3 toxin damage}} per tick and explodes with a bright flash when heated to 320k. Not to be confused with Stable Plasma, which does nothing.
*'''Radium''': Slowly causes irradiation (2 per tick). Creates glowing green goo on floor if more than 3u is spilled.
*'''Sugar''': Gives nutrition. Causes hyperglycemic shock if overdosed (200u). Metabolism rate 0.8.
*'''Sulfuric Acid''': Causes {{dmgs|e|1 toxin damage}} and {{dmgs|q|some instant brute damage}} to one body part when ingested, and slightly more {{dmgs|q|brute damage}} when ''injected''. Destroys head-wear and causes {{dmgs|w|burn damage}} when sprayed or splashed on someone. Counts as a [[#Toxins|toxin]].
*'''Uranium''': Causes slight (1 per tick) irradiation. Creates glowing green goo on floor if more than 3u is spilled.
*'''Welding Fuel''': Causes {{dmgs|e|1 toxin damage}} per tick. Makes people flammable if splashed on.
== Components ==
These are very basic chemicals that you'll use in a lot of other more complicated chems. They can still be toxic, though.
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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ash}}Ash ▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Ash}}
|Basic ingredient in a couple of recipes.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|Ash (Alternate Recipe) ▮
|Light a piece of paper on fire, and scoop up the resulting ashes with a beaker.
|Basic ingredient in a couple of recipes.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Carpet}}Carpet ▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Carpet}}
|Creates a dirty carpet on the floor.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oil}}Oil ▮
|1 part Welding Fuel
1 part Carbon

1 part Hydrogen
|Burns in a small smoky fire, mostly used to get Ash.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|Oil (Alternate Recipe) ▮
|Scoop up oil from destroyed cyborgs or robots off the ground with a beaker.
|Burns in a small smoky fire, mostly used to get Ash.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phenol}}Phenol ▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Phenol}}
|Used for certain medical recipes.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Acetone}}Acetone ▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Acetone}}
|Common ingredient in other recipes.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Diethylamine}}Diethylamine ▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Diethylamine}}
|A very potent fertilizer, and the base component of some medicines.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ammonia}}Ammonia▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Ammonia}}
|An effective fertilizer which is better than what is available to the botanist initially, though it isn't as powerful as [[Diethylamine]] (results in 3 units instead of 4).
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Saltpetre}}Saltpetre▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Saltpetre}}
|Ingredient for Bath Salts and Black Powder (results in 3 units instead of 5). Increases potency of plants.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lye}}Lye▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Lye}}
|Useful in the manufacturing of wax items like soap.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|Lye (Alternate Recipe)▮
|1 part [[#Ash|Ash]] 1 part Water 1 part Carbon
|Useful in the manufacturing of wax items like soap.
|-
|}
== Medicines ==
"''And that's how I lost my medical license!''" Don't be this guy. Make these. Lots of these.

See [[guide to medicine|Guide to Medicine]] for more information on what to use when.
===Core Healing Medicines===
These healing drugs form the "core" drugs used to heal the most common forms of damage. All other medical drugs outside of this section are either harder to make upgrades, or highly specific forms of healing for rarer situations.
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! scope="col" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Recipe
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Treatment for
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Addiction Threshold
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silver Sulfadiazine}}Silver Sulfadiazine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Silver Sulfadiazine}}
|Burn
|If applied by patch - Instantly heals {{dmgs|w|burn}} damage on the location it is applied to, equal to the amount applied. Will also heal an additional {{dmgs|w|0.5 burn}} damage per tick, but may also temporarily disable limbs or the player due to extreme pain.
On ingestion, inhalation or injection, it deals {{dmgs|e|0.5 toxin}} damage per tick instead.

On overdose, will suffocate at {{dmgs|r|1 suffocation}} damage per tick.
|1.0 units per tick
|100 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Styptic Powder}}Styptic Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Styptic Powder}}
|Brute
|If applied by patch - Instantly heals {{dmgs|q|brute}} damage on the location it is applied, equal to the amount applied. Will also heal an additional {{dmgs|q|0.5 brute}} damage per tick, but may also temporarily disable limbs or the player due to extreme pain.
On ingestion, inhalation or injection, it deals {{dmgs|e|0.5 toxin}} damage per tick instead.

On overdose, will suffocate at {{dmgs|r|1 suffocation}} damage per tick.
|1.0 units per tick
|100 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Saline-Glucose Solution}}Saline-Glucose Solution▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Saline-Glucose Solution}}
|Brute, burn
|Has a 33% chance per tick to heal {{dmgs|qw|0.5 brute|0.5 burn|}}. Can be used as a temporary substitute for blood if hooked up via IV drip or injected via a syringe.
On overdose, rarely deals {{dmgs|qw|1 brute|1 burn}} and metabolize 1u of salt or 1u of sugar.

The rare damages on overdose are countered by the healing done by the saline.
|0.2 units per tick
|60 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Synthflesh}}Synthflesh▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Synthflesh}}
|Brute, burn
|If applied by patch - Instantly heals {{dmgs|qw|brute|burn}} damage on the location it is applied to, equal to the amount applied. Will also heal an additional {{dmgs|qw|0.5 brute|0.5 burn|}} per tick, but may also temporarily disable limbs or the player due to extreme pain.
<s>On ingestion, inhalation or injection, it deals {{dmgs|e|2 toxin}} damage per tick instead.</s>

On overdose, deals {{dmgs|e|2 toxin}} damage per tick.

'''100u may be applied to a husked corpse with less than {{dmgs|w|50 burn}} damage to restore the body to normal integrity.'''
| 1.0 units per tick
|125 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Charcoal}}Charcoal▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Charcoal}}
|Toxin
|Heals {{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} damage per tick, will also purge any other chemicals at 0.75u per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Salbutamol}}Salbutamol▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Salbutamol}}
|Suffocation
|Quickly heals {{dmgs|r|3 suffocation}} damage per tick while slowing down suffocation. Overdoses cause excess Salbutamol to be metabolized into [[Histamine]] at a rate of 1u of Salbutamol to 1u of Histamine per tick.
|0.1 units per tick
|25 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Bicaridine}}Bicaridine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Bicaridine}}
|Brute
|Heals {{dmgs|q|1 brute damage}} at first, but gradually drops in efficacy as the patient's body accumulates BC1 Metabolites from processing it.
Overdoses cause the patient's body to rapidly purge the medicine and deal minor liver damage.
|0.2 units per tick
| 30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Kelotane}}Kelotane▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Kelotane}}
|Burn
|Heals {{dmgs|w|1 burn damage}} at first, but gradually drops in efficacy as the patient's body accumulates KL1 Metabolites from processing it.
Overdoses cause the patient's body to rapidly purge the medicine and deal minor liver damage.
|0.2 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Antitoxin}}Antitoxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Antitoxin}}
|Toxin
|Heals {{dmgs|e|1 toxin damage}} at first, but gradually drops in efficacy as the patient's body accumulates AT1 Metabolites from processing it.
Overdoses cause the patient's body to rapidly purge the medicine and deal minor liver damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Dexalin}}Dexalin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Dexalin}}
|Suffocation
|Heals {{dmgs|r|1.5 suffocation damage}} per tick
Overdoses cause 2 heart damage per tick.
|0.2 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Dexalin+}}Dexalin Plus▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Dexalin Plus}}
|Suffocation
|Heals {{dmgs|r|3 suffocation}} damage per tick. Overdoses cause rapid heart damage at 4 per tick and are likely to lead to cardiac arrest.
|0.4 units per tick
|25 units
| N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Tricordrazine}}Tricordrazine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Tricordazine}}
|All four basic types
|Heals {{dmgs|qwer|2 brute|2 burn|2 toxin|2 suffocation}} damage per tick, but rapidly drops in efficacy as the patient's body accumulates TC1 Metabolites from processing it. Due to its rapid metabolization and drop in efficacy, Tricordrazine is best used as an additive with other medicines or treatments for a extra burst of help, but is not going to do much when used alone.
Overdoses cause 1 liver damage and {{dmgs|e|2 toxin}} damage per tick
|1.2 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Cryoxadone}}Cryoxadone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Cryoxadone}}
|All types
|Required for the proper function of cryogenics. It heals all types of damage very swiftly (except clone damage, which is healed very slowly), but only when in a very cold environment. Healing strength is proportional to temperature.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pyroxadone}}Pyroxadone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Pyroxadone}}
|All four basic types and cellular
|Inverse [[#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]] that heals faster the hotter the patient is. For max efficiency you need to be ''over'' 460°K and on fire. In optimal conditions every cycle will heal {{dmgs|e|15 burn}} ''before'' the damage taken from being on fire, which is usually faster than the fire hurts you (unless too hot). It will then also heal {{dmgs|qer|10 brute|10 toxin|20 suffocation}} and 10 cellular. Works on [[Guide_to_races#Jelly_and_Slime_Mutants|slimepeople]].
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Clonexadone}}Clonexadone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Clonexadone}}
|Clone
|Quickly heals clone damage, but only when in a cold environment. Healing strength is proportional to temperature. Fixes changeling sting body swaps If drunk, returning the consumer to their original form. (note, the unit amount varies due to server lag, as the clonexadone must be metabolised for 90 seconds. 35u or more should always be enough.)
|0.6 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mannitol}}Mannitol▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mannitol}}
|Brain
|Quickly heals brain damage at 2 per tick - best used in cryo alongside Cryoxadone, but will still heal if taken via other means. Usually it has no overdose, but it has 35u overdose to brain tumor people. When overdosed, has awful brain healing to brain tumor people, at 0.1 damage per tick.
| 0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|System Cleaner}}System Cleaner▮
|{{RecursiveChem/System Cleaner}}
|Toxin
|Quickly purges {{dmgs|e|2 toxin|}} damage per tick in the rare case an IPC gets said damage. Will also purge other chemicals at 1u per tick.
'''Only works on IPCs.'''
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Solder}}Solder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Solder}}
|Brain
|Quickly heals brain damage at 3 per tick, reduces hallucinations and has a chance to cure [[Guide to Traumas|mild]] and [[Guide to Traumas#Special|special brain traumas]] every tick.
'''Only works on IPCs.'''
| 0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Neurine}}Neurine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Neurine}}
| Minor brain traumas
|Reacts with neural tissue, helping reform damaged connections. Chance every tick to cure [[Guide_to_Traumas#Basic_Traumas_Without_Prefix|basic traumas]]. More [[Guide_to_Traumas#Severe_Prefix|severe]] traumas usually require [[surgery]]. Quickly purges [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Neurotoxin |Neurotoxin]].
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|}
=== Superior Healing Medicines===
These healing drugs are harder to make than the core healing drugs, however they are significantly better at healing.

Also, many upgraded drugs can be overdosed with, leading to a negative outcome. Be sure to monitor how many units of chemicals someone is injected with.
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! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Recipe
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Treatment for
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" | Addiction Threshold
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Salicyclic Acid}}Salicyclic Acid▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Salicyclic Acid}}
|Brute
| Heals {{dmgs|q|3 brute damage}} per tick, but causes exhaustion while it is healing. Overdoses cause 2 liver and {{dmgs|e||3 toxin|}} damage per tick, but also double the {{dmgs|q|brute|}} healing.
|0.2 units per tick
|25 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Oxandrolone}}Oxandrolone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Oxandrolone}}
|Burn
|Heals {{dmgs|w|3 burn damage}} per tick, but causes exhaustion while it is healing. Overdoses cause 2 liver and {{dmgs|e|3 toxin|}} damage per tick, but also double the {{dmgs|w|burn|}} healing.
|0.2 units per tick
|25 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Carthatoline}}Carthatoline▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Carthatoline}}
|Toxin
|Heals {{dmgs|e|3 toxin damage}} per tick while purging toxic chems at a rate of 1u per tick as well as being very likely to cause vomiting. Overdoses cause 2 brain damage per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|25 units
| N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Omnizine}}Omnizine▮
|Grown from Ambrosia Deus or found in heated Donk Pockets
|Brute, burn, toxin and suffocation
|Heals {{dmgs|qwer|0.5 brute|0.5 burn|0.5 toxin|0.5 suffocation}} damages per tick except cellular. If overdosed it will deal {{dmgs|qwer|1.5 brute|1.5 burn|1.5 toxin|1.5 suffocation}} per tick but not cellular damage.
|0.1 units per tick
| 30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pentetic Acid}}Pentetic Acid▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Pentetic Acid}}
|Radiation, toxin
|Treats massive radiation exposure extremely well but has deminishing returns the lower radiation you have. Treats {{dmgs|e|2 toxin|}} damage a tick but purges all other chemicals from body at a rate of 2u per tick, including medicines. Other [[#Carthatoline|anti-toxins]] should be used instead if only treating toxin damage.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Perfluorodecalin}}Perfluorodecalin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Perfluorodecalin}}
|Suffocation
| Heals suffocation damage incredibly quickly at a rate of {{dmgs|r|10 suffocation}} per tick. which can allow you to spacewalk. Also heals your lungs 2 damage per tick, but will cause {{dmgs|e|2 toxin|}} damage per tick. Overdoses cause 2 heart damage per tick.
|0.1 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Atropine}}Atropine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Atropine}}
|Brute, Burn, Toxin and Suffocation
|Rapidly stabilizes and heals anyone in or near critical condition by healing {{dmgs|qwer|4 brute|4 burn|4 toxin|5 suffocation}} damages per tick, but causes dizziness and jittering. Overdoses will cause excess Atropine to be rapidly metabolized into [[Histamine]], at a rate of 3u of Histamine for 2u of Atropine.
|0.1 units per tick
|15 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Calomel}}Calomel▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Calomel}}
|Purge
|Quickly purges the body of all chemicals at 2.5u per tick.
'''If your health is above 20, {{dmgs|e|2.5 toxin|}} damage is dealt per tick.'''
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Hepanephrodaxon}}Hepanephrodaxon▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Hepanephrodaxon}}
|Liver, Toxin
|Superior anti-toxin that heals {{dmgs|e|6 toxin|}} damage per tick and also heals liver damage at a quick rate of 4 damage per tick, so long as the liver is still functional, but causes confusion. Overdoses cause brain 2 damage per tick and more severe confusion. Extremely fast metabolization.
|3.75 units per tick
|10 units
|N/A
|-
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mutadone}}Mutadone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mutadone}}
|Genetic
|Removes all your genetic mutations, this can't humanize monkeys.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
!{{anchor|Mutadone}}Inaprovaline▮
|Wave the meditopia banner around.
|Oxygen
|Stabilizes the breathing of patients. Good for those in critical condition.
|N/A
|N/A
|N/A
|}
===Unique Healing Medicines===
These healing drugs preform a unique function that is not commonly used or seen in game.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%; text-align:left; border: 3px solid #FFDD66; cellspacing=0; cellpadding=2; background-color:white;"
! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" | Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Recipe
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Treatment for
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Addiction Threshold
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Potassium Iodide}}Potassium Iodide▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Potassium Iodide}}
|Radiation
|Reduces low radiation damage very effectively.
|0.8 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Ephedrine}}Ephedrine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Ephedrine}}
|Stun
|Reduces stun times, increases run speed. If overdosed it will deal {{dmgs|er|toxin| suffocation}} damage and will cause seizures also has a chance to make you drop the thing you were holding..
|0.2 units per tick
|30 units
|25 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Diphenhydramine}}Diphenhydramine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Diphenhydramine}}
|Histamine Overdose
|Purges body of lethal Histamine at a rate of 3u per tick and reduces jitteriness while causing minor drowsiness.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
| N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Meclizine}}Meclizine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Meclizine}}
|Vomiting
|Prevents vomiting and has a small chance to heal {{dmgs|e|1 toxin|}} damage. Overdosing causes {{dmgs|e|2 toxin|}} damage and 2 stomach damage per tick.
|0.25 units per tick
|25
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Morphine}}Morphine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Morphine}}
|Movement Speed
|Will allow you to walk faster. Will make you feel tired after 12 cycles and will knock you out after 24. If overdosed it will cause jitteriness, dizziness, force the victim to drop items in their hands and eventually deal {{dmgs|e|toxin|}} damage.
|0.2 units per tick
|30 units
|25 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Oculine}}Oculine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Oculine}}
|Eye
|Quickly heals eye damage and reverts blindness.
|0.1 units per tick
|N/A
| N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Inacusiate}}Inacusiate▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Inacusiate}}
|Ear
|Instantly removes all ear damage. (Results in 2 units instead of 3)
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Epinephrine}}Epinephrine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Epinephrine}}
|Stun + Brute, burn, suffocation and toxin
|20% chance each tick to reduce knockout/stun effects, minor stamina regeneration buff. Prevents {{dmgs|r|suffocation}} damage from going over 35. If the patient is in crit, it heals {{dmgs|qwer|0.5 brute|0.5 burn|0.5 toxin|0.5 suffocation}} damages per tick. If overdosed will deal {{dmgs|e|toxin|}} and stamina damage, and cause {{dmgs|r|suffocation}}. This is in the EpiPens.
|0.1 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Antihol}}Antihol▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Antihol}}
|Alcohol
| Helps remove Alcohol from someone's body, as well as eliminating its side effects and slowly healing {{dmgs|e|toxin|}} damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Stimulants}}Stimulants▮
|Traitor Adrenals or Stimpack
|Stun
|Increases run speed and eliminates stuns, can heal all four basic damage types at a rate {{dmgs|qwer|1 brute|1 burn|1 toxin|1 suffocation}} per tick if your total damage is below 50. If overdosed it will deal {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage and stun.
|0.2 units per tick
| 60 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Insulin}}Insulin▮
|Found in NanoMed Plus
|Sugar Dependency
|Increases sugar depletion by 3u per tick and can wake you up from a hyperglycemic shock faster.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Strange Reagent}}Strange Reagent▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Strange Reagent}}
|Death
|A miracle drug that can bring a dead body back to life! If the corpse has suffered more than 100 {{dmgs|q|brute|}} or {{dmgs|w|burn|}} damage it will fail, however. If used on a living person it will deal minor amounts of {{dmgs|qw|brute|burn}} damage each tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Synaptizine}}Synaptizine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Synaptizine}}
|Hallucination Decrease
|Helps Hallucinations go away much faster and helps you recover from stuns and knockdowns faster. Also Purges Mindbreaker Toxin very quickly. Deals {{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} damage per tick. Use after the super matter deliminates to stop all hallcuincations.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Rezadone}}Rezadone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Rezadone}}
| Cellular Damage Healing
|Instantly heals all cellular damage, while healing damage to the body parts. If overdosed deals {{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} damage per tick. Very good for speedcloning.
'''5 units applied to a husk with less than {{dmgs|w|50 burn}} damage will unhusk it.'''
|0.4 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Spaceacillin}}Spaceacillin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Spaceacillin}}
|Infections
|An all-purpose antiviral agent. Prevents you from spreading any virus in your body.
|0.04 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Miner's Salve}}Miner's Salve▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Miner's Salve}}
| Improvised Patch Healing Chem
|Slowly heals {{dmgs|qw|brute|burn|}}, but prevents you from telling how injured you are. Causes stomach cramps if not applied via touch/patch. Increases the success chance of surgical steps by 10% if applied via touch/patch.
|0.16 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Haloperidol}}Haloperidol▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Haloperidol}}
|Anti-Drug and Light Sedative
|Helps fight against the effects of most drugs, while purging them at a rate of 5u per tick. However also causes drowsiness and stamina damage and has a small chance to cause brain damage each tick.
|0.16 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Leporazine}}Leporazine ▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Leporazine}}
|Body temperature
|Keeps a patient's body temperature stable, but if overdosed will cause wild fluctuations in body temperature instead.
| 0.1 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Corazone}}Corazone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Corazone}}
|Heart attack
|Helps prevent cardiac arrest and liver failure, also heals 1.5 heart damage per tick. Overdoses cause Corazone to be metabolized into [[Histamine]] at a rate of 1u per tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|20 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Psicodine}}Psicodine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Psicodine}}
|Phobias and Mood
|Suppresses phobias and turns bad mood into neutral mood. Also reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jitteriness]], [[Status_Effects#Dizziness|dizziness]], [[Status_Effects#Confusion|confusion]] and [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgust]]. If overdosed it causes [[Status_Effects#Hallucinations|hallucinations]] and {{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} damage per tick.
|0.1 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Energized Jelly}}Energized Jelly▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Energized Jelly}}
|Stun
|Reduces stun times by around 60% (depends) for [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|jellypeople]], while also speeding up [[Guide_to_races#Luminescents|Luminescent's]] cooldowns. Non-jelly lifeforms will just get shocked.
| 0.4 units per tick
| N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Regenerative Jelly}}Regenerative Jelly▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Regenerative Jelly}}
|Healing
|Gradually regenerates all four types of basic damage at a rate of {{dmgs|qwer|0.5 brute|0.5 burn|0.5 toxin|0.5 suffocation}} per tick, without harming [[Guide_to_races#Oozeling|Oozling]] anatomy.
|0.4 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Polypyrylium Oligomers}}Polypyrylium Oligomers▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Polypyrylium Oligomers}}
| Healing
| Heals your lungs for 0.25 damage and your body {{dmgs|q|0.35 brute}} damage per tick, has a 50% chance to reduce bleeding each tick. Changes your hair and beard color to purple.
|0.4 units per tick
|50 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Silibinin}}Silibinin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Silibinin}}
|Healing
|Heals 2 liver damage per tick.
|0.6 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Earthsblood}}Earthsblood▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Earthsblood}}
|Healing
|Heals {{dmgs|qwer|3 brute|3 burn|3 toxin|15 suffocation}}, 1 cellular and 30 stamina damage per tick and causes 1 brain damage per tick (max 150). Causes jitteriness and gets you drugged. Overdose causes hallucinations and {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|25 units
|N/A
|-
|}
==Narcotics==
Narcotics are highly addicitve drugs that can aggressively, or passively, provide a benefit. Be wary as its very easy to become addicted, or overdose, on a narcotic.

As a general rule of thumb, the more of a positive effect (or any effect) a narcotic can provide, the easier it is to get addicted or overdose on it.

People who overdose or get addicted to Narcotics tend to usually end up dying to the negative effects or requiring immedient medical attention. Take in moderation.
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! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Metabolism Rate
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Overdose Threshold
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Addiction Threshold
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Nicotine}}Nicotine▮
|Grown in tobacco or found in cigarettes.
|Slightly reduces stun times.
If overdosed, will deal negligeable ammount of toxin damage.
|0.05 units per tick
|15 units
|10 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Krokodil}}Krokodil▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Krokodil}}
|Provides messages of calmness and protection. If overdosed it will deal significant Brain and {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage. On withdrawal will begin to deal fatal amounts of {{dmgs|q|brute}} damage as the subjects skin falls off.
|0.2 units per tick
|20 units
|15 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Crank}}Crank▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Crank}}
|Reduces stun times by about 200%. If overdosed or addicted it will deal significant {{dmgs|qe|brute|toxin}} and Brain damage.
| 0.2 units per tick
|20 units
|10 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Methamphetamine}}Methamphetamine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Methamphetamine}}
|Every chemist's favorite, and the leading cause of chemist deaths.
Reduces stun times by about 300%. Allows the user to quickly recover stamina while dealing a small amount of Brain damage. If overdosed the subject will move, laugh, and drop items randomly while suffering from {{dmgs|e|toxin}} and Brain damage. On withdrawal the subject will constantly jitter and drool, before becoming dizzy and losing motor control and eventually suffer heavy {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage. A great deal of caution must be taken when heating this chemical, as it will explode if it reaches a temperature of or greater than 380 k.
|0.3 units per tick
|20 units
|10 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Bath Salts}}Bath Salts▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Bath Salts}}
|Makes the subject nearly impervious to stuns, however the subject will suffer {{dmgs|e|toxin}} and Brain damage, constant hallucinations and will lose motor control. If overdosed the subject will lose even more motor control, drool and drop items in their hand. On withdrawal the subject will suffer very severe Brain damage, severe hallucinations, complete loss of motor control and eventually fatal amounts of {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage.
|0.2 units per tick
| 20 units
|10 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Aranesp}}Aranesp▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Aranesp}}
|The subject will think they are "amped" and regenerate stamina, however the drug typically causes the subject to {{dmgs|r|suffocate}} to death. Also deals minor {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage and prevents the user from blocking.
|0.2 units per tick
|N/A
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Space Drugs}}Space Drugs▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Space Drugs}}
|An illegal compound which induces a number of effects such as loss of balance and visual artefacts. If overdosed causes hallucinations.
|0.2 units per tick
|30 units
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Happiness}}Happiness▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Happiness}}
|Suppresses phobias and fills you with ecstasic emotional numbness. Removes jitteriness, confusion and disgust. Causes 0.2 brain damage per tick. Highly addictive. If overdosed causes sudden mood swings and an additional 0.5 brain damage per tick. On withdrawal it will slowly drive your mood to "insane". Be sure to cool the Nitrous Oxide down before mixing or your plasma will explode in your face!
|0.2 units per tick
|20 units
|10 units
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Modafinil}}Modafinil▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Modafinil}}
|Slowly-metabolizing medicine. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, sleep and heats you up if frozen, similarly to Coffee Latte.
Gives 15 stamina regeneration and slightly increase speed. If overdosed causes jitteriness, stuttering, dizziness (later), 50% chance to choke. After 41 cycles 20% chance to stun you. Cycle 82 puts you into endless sleep while constantly dealing 1.5 stamina and {{dmgs|r|suffocation}} damage.
|0.02-0.08 units per tick
|Random, initially 20 but goes up or down 0.1u each tick.
|N/A
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Ketamine}}Ketamine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Ketamine}}
|A Dissociative Anesthetic. Causes Hallucinations, Allows User to Ignore the Damage Slowdown(Like Morphine). Reduces Jitters and Confusion, and provides a mood boost if disgusted. Will eventually knock you out.

Overdose: Gives you a split personality. No more slowdown ignore. Hallucinations are worse.
|0.5 Units Per Tick
|16 Units
|8 Units
|-
|}
==Pyrotechnics==
The manipulation of fire and matter.
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! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" | Description
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Stabilizing Agent}}Stabilizing Agent▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Stabilizing Agent}}
|When mixed with certain pyrotechnics, it stabilizes the reaction and prevents the reaction for usage later. The stabilizing agent is not consumed when stabilizing explosives, and one unit is enough to stabilize any amount of explosives. '''This does not work on everything, so be warned!'''
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Foam Surfactant}}Foam Surfactant▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Fluorosurfactant}}
|Also known as Fluorosurfactant. Creates a large amount of foam when mixed with an equal amount of water. This foam carries any reagents along with it in the container, allowing you to apply reagents to large areas at a time. The foam will apply any carried reagents to any walls, floors, objects, or people and animals in the area of the foam. The reagents will be absorbed through a mob's exposed skin and somewhat through clothes unless completely impermeable(hardsuit/biohazard/medical gear). Foam is slippery!
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Firefighting Foam}}Firefighting Foam▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Firefighting Foam}}
|A historical fire suppressant. Originally believed to simply displace oxygen to starve fires, it actually interferes with the combustion reaction itself. Vastly superior to the cheap water-based extinguishers. When used in a spray or with smoke it creates a non-slippery foam which extinguishes fires and burning creatures, and removes burning plasma from the air
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Smoke}}Smoke▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Smoke}}
|This creates a large cloud of smoke that will take on the properties of everything (if anything) in the container of the reaction. The chemicals in the smoke will touch and react with everything that the smoke touches. Mobs caught within the smoke cloud without wearing a gas mask or breathing through a gas tank will ingest the smoke chemicals. Great for distributing toxins in a crowded area. Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent. If stabilized, heat to 374K to activate.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Flash Powder}}Flash Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Flash Powder}}
| Flashes in a radius that scales up with the amount detonated. Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent. If stabilized, heat to 374K to activate.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Phlogiston}}Phlogiston▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Phlogiston}}
|Turns into a spreading plasma fire if not stabilized during mixing. Makes you burn longer, and ignites you. Deals increasing {{dmgs|w|burn}} damage based on how much you're burning up to {{dmgs|w|4 burn}} damage every 3 seconds. Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Napalm}}Napalm▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Napalm}}
|A substance that burns for much longer then other fuels. Inject it into someone and then apply heat for a warm toasty fireball human.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sonic Powder}}Sonic Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Sonic Powder}}
|Deafens in a radius that scales up with the amount detonated. Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent. If stabilized, heat to 374K to activate.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pyrosium}}Pyrosium▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Pyrosium}}
|Comes into existence at 20K. As long as there is sufficient oxygen for it to react with, Pyrosium slowly heats all other reagents in the container up. Useful for delayed reactions.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Cryostylane}}Cryostylane▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Cryostylane}}
| Comes into existence at 20K. As long as there is sufficient oxygen for it to react with, Cryostylane slowly cools all other reagents in the container down. Useful for delayed reactions.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Chlorine Trifluoride}}Chlorine Trifluoride▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Chlorine Trifluoride}}
|When created it will create a temporary 3x3 fireball. Comes into existence at 1000K. A flammable substance so dangerous it can burn through the hull of the station. It lights you on fire when it comes into contact with you, and if it gets inside of you will burn you from the inside out. It metabolizes out of your body extremely fast, however.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sorium}}Sorium▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Sorium}}
| When detonated it will send any movable object or person flying away from the detonation point. Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent. If stabilized, heat to 474K to activate.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Liquid Dark Matter}}Liquid Dark Matter▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Liquid Dark Matter}}
|When detonated it will suck in any movable object or person. Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent. If stabilized, heat to 474K to activate.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |Meth Explosion▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Meth Explosion}}
|If you are making Methamphetamine and mixing the ephedrine last, make sure you're using a chilled container, or it'll blow up just as if it was overheated. Definitely safer to just make the ephedrine separately. Blows up with the same strength as Black Powder.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Black Powder}}Black Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Black Powder}}
|Sparks, and then creates a violent explosion when heated to 474K.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Nitroglycerin}}Nitroglycerin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Nitroglycerin}}
| A heavy, colourless, oily, explosive liquid obtained by nitrating glycerol. Explodes immediately on mixing (results in 2 units instead of 3). Can be stabilized with Stabilizing Reagent. If stabilized, heat to 474K to activate.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Explosion}}Explosion
|{{RecursiveChem/Explosion}}
|This explodes immediately on mixing, which may knock you over or even kill you. Only useful in grenade production.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Plasma Flash}}Plasma Flash
|{{RecursiveChem/Plasma_Flash}}
|Makes a small explosion with a bright light and fire, igniting everyone nearby.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Holy Explosion}}Holy Explosion
|{{RecursiveChem/Holy Explosion}}
|This explodes immediately on mixing. If it combined at least 75 of each reagent, it results in a more powerful explosion, which also paralyzes and reveals [[revenant]]s and sets nearby [[Blood Cult|cultists]] on fire. Otherwise it behaves like a normal Water-Potassium explosion.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|EMP}}EMP
|{{RecursiveChem/EMP}}
|This reacts immediately on mixing, creating an electromagnetic pulse which affects electronics nearby; such as temporarily deactivating energy weapons, cameras. Radius depends on amount mixed. Has 50/50 chance to open locked containers.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Tesla Shock}}Tesla Shock
|{{RecursiveChem/Tesla Shock}}
|This reacts immediately on mixing, shooting electric bolts to anyone near the reaction, shocking people and disabling/damaging electronics.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Thermite}}Thermite▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Thermite}}
|A mixture that becomes extremely hot when ignited, and which can burn straight through walls when applied and ignited. Doesn't work on Lockers or Crates(sadly). Causes minor {{dmgs|w|burn}} damage to humans when ingested.
|}

==Other Recipes==
These are either pure reactions that typically leave nothing remaining or other chemicals that have non-medicinal uses. Many of these are useful in the manufacture of grenades, but many can be quite dangerous.
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! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Plastic Sheets}}Plastic Sheets▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Plastic Sheets}}
| Creates Plastic sheets. 1 Plastic sheet per 10u of solution. Can be used in hand to craft plastic bottles (they work just like beakers) Required to print certain items such as surgical drapes or Plumbing Constructor in the protolathes.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Barber's Aid}}Barber's Aid▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Barber's Aid}}
|Changes your hair style, useful if you are bald! (Results in 5 units instead of 3)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Barbers A}}Concentrated Barber's Aid▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Concentrated Barber's Aid}}
|Grows your hair very long!
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Barber's Afro Mania}}Barber's Afro Mania▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Barber's Afro Mania}}
|Makes you grow an afro. Unleash the funk within you.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Barbers Shaving Aid}}Barber's Shaving Aid▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Barber's Shaving Aid}}
|"It seems I messed up. Time to go bald."
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Candle}}Candle
|{{RecursiveChem/Candle}}
|Creates a red candle for use in decoration or rituals.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Carbon Dioxide}}Carbon Dioxide
|{{RecursiveChem/Carbon Dioxide}}
|What the fuck is carbon dioxide? It will create [[Guide_to_Atmospherics#CO2|CO2]] in gas form. Might be useful for creative traitors.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Colorful Reagent}}Colorful Reagent▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Colorful Reagent}}
|Use this to color EVERYTHING! Keep away from the clown and assistants!
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Condensed Capsaicin}}Condensed Capsaicin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Condensed Capsaicin}}
|A chemical agent used for self-defense and in police work (results in 5 units instead of 6).
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Life}}Life▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Life}}
|Creates a or multiple very unpleseant life forms. You always want to have Security on hot standby if you attemtp this. (Results in 1 unit instead of 3)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Life Friendly}}Life Friendly▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Life Friendly}}
|Creates a or multiple friendly life forms. If you want to have some fun creating life and not end up getting exectuted by security (Results in 1 unit instead of 3)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Corgium}}Corgium
|{{RecursiveChem/Corgium}}
|Creates your own Corgi! Turns you into a Corgi if ingested.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Cryptobiolin}}Cryptobiolin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Cryptobiolin}}
|Causes confusion and dizziness. This is essential to make Spaceacillin.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Drying Agent}}Drying Agent▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Drying Agent}}
|Creates a solution that when applied to galoshes, causes them to be extra absorbent and dry any wet tiling they step on (results in 3 units instead of 4).
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Foaming Agent}}Foaming Agent▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Foaming Agent}}
|Used in Metal Foam production. Creates 1 unit instead of 2.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Smart Foaming Agent}}Smart Foaming Agent▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Smart Foaming Agent}}
|Used in Smart Metal Foam production. Creates 3 units instead of 5.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Fluorosulfuric Acid}}Fluorosulfuric Acid▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Fluorosulfuric Acid}}
|A highly caustic and dangerous substance. Keep away from faces and valuable equipment. Used in some other recipes.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Glycerol}}Glycerol▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Glycerol}}
|Requires blended corn, so thus help from the botanist. This is only useful in other reactions (results in 1 unit instead of 4). Slippery like water.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Solid Gold}}Solid Gold▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Solid Gold}}
|Solidifies a sheet of gold into your hand. Requires Frost Oil, thus help from botany.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Solid Adamantine}}Solid Adamantine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Solid Adamantine}}
|Creates a single sheet of Adamantine in your hand. Requires Frost Oil, thus help from Botany.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Quantum Hair Dye}}Quantum Hair Dye▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Quantum Hair Dye}}
|Changes your hair color when you apply or spray it! (Results in 5 units instead of 3)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Laughter}}Laughter▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Laughter}}
|Causes you to laugh, reduces slip knockdown, and gives a positive moodlet when slipped. Useful for the clown! (results in 10 units instead of 2).
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Meat Product}}Meat Product
|{{RecursiveChem/Meat Product}}
| Creates a slab of chemically processed meat.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Metal Foam}}Metal Foam
|{{RecursiveChem/Metal Foam}}
|Creates lightweight metal foam walls. These can be easily torn through, but may be useful for plugging hull breaches. Can be made with either iron or aluminium. Spreads immediately when mixed.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Smart Metal Foam}}Smart Metal Foam
|{{RecursiveChem/Smart Metal Foam}}
|Compared to the regular [[Guide to chemistry#Metal Foam|Metal Foam]], this sticks and applies only next to walls. Used for emergency sealing of hull breaches, while keeping areas accessible.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Nitrous Oxide}}Nitrous Oxide
|{{RecursiveChem/Nitrous Oxide}}
|Creates [[Guide to Atmospherics#The Gases and Their Functions|N2O]] in liquid form, which explodes when heated to 575K. Can become gaseous if spilled or released in a smoke. Be careful!
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Plasma Solidification}}Plasma Solidification
|{{RecursiveChem/Plasma Solidification}}
|Solidifies a large amount of [[plasma]] into a bar.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pax}}Pax▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Pax}}
| Pacifies by preventing the victim from using harm intent, certain harmful weapons and only letting them use passive and aggressive grabs. Non-harmful weapons such as disablers still work. Metabolizes at the rate of 0.1 units per tick.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Royal Bee Jelly}}Royal Bee Jelly▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Royal Bee Jelly}}
|Causes a Queen Bee to split in two when injected (results in 5 units instead of 50).
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Soap}}Soap
|{{RecursiveChem/Soap}}
|Creates a bar of soap, slightly faster cleaning than what you get on the station.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sodium Chloride}}Sodium Chloride▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Sodium Chloride}}
| Commonly known as salt, Sodium Chloride is often used to season food. Contrary to popular belief does '''NOT HURT OOZELINGS'''
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Space Cleaner}}Space Cleaner▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Space Cleaner}}
|This is able to clean almost all surfaces of almost anything that may dirty them. The janitor is likely to appreciate refills.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Spray Tan}}Spray Tan▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Spray Tan}}
|Darkens the skin when sprayed or applied. Do not swallow!
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Space Lube}}Space Lube▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Space Lube}}
|Space Lube is a high performance lubricant intended for maintenance of extremely complex mechanical equipment (results in 4 units instead of 3).
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sterilizine}}Sterilizine▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Sterilizine}}
|When applied via touch or vapor, increases the success chance of surgical steps by 20%. Useful for surgery in less than ideal conditions.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Synthmeat}}Synthmeat
|{{RecursiveChem/Synthmeat}}
|Creates a slab of synthetic meat.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Unstable Mutagen}}Unstable Mutagen▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Mutagen}}
|Causes mutations when injected into living people or plants. High doses may be lethal, especially in humans. Only useful for Botany and Virology.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Cooking Oil}}Cooking Oil▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Cooking Oil}}
|A cooking oil used in deep-fryer to deepfry things. God forbid if clown gets their hands on this.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Light pink Glitter}}Light pink Glitter
|5 part Oil
2 part Sulfuric Acid
3 part Ash
2 part Aluminum
|Causes a mess when split on the ground or added to grenades. Light pink colour (results in 10 parts instead of 12).
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pink Glitter}}Pink Glitter
|5 part Light Pink Glitter
1 part Stable-plasma
|Causes a mess when split on the ground or added to grenades. Pink colour (results in 5 parts instead of 6).
|-
!style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Blue Glitter}}Blue Glitter
|5 part Light Pink Glitter
1 part Nitrogen
|Causes a mess when split on the ground or added to grenades. Blue colour (results in 5 parts instead of 6).
|-
!style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|White Glitter}}White Glitter
|5 part Light Pink Glitter
1 part Sugar
|Causes a mess when split on the ground or added to grenades. White colour (results in 5 parts instead of 6).
|}
===Construction Recipes===
These chemicals usually can be used to produce something strictly structural or a building material, such as tiles!
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%; text-align:left; border: 3px solid #FFDD66; cellspacing=0; cellpadding=2; background-color:white;"
! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" | Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" | Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Black Carpet}} Black Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Black Carpet}}
|Produces Black carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Blue Carpet}} Blue Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Blue Carpet}}
|Produces Blue carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Cyan Carpet}} Cyan Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Cyan Carpet}}
|Produces Cyan carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Green Carpet}} Green Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Green Carpet}}
|Produces Green carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Orange Carpet}} Orange Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Orange Carpet}}
|Produces Orange carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Purple Carpet}} Purple Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Purple Carpet}}
|Produces Purple carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Red Carpet}} Red Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Red Carpet}}
|Produces Red carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Royal Black Carpet}} Royal Black Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Royal_Black Carpet}}
|Produces Royal Black carpet
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Royal Blue Carpet}} Royal Blue Carpet▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Royal_Blue Carpet}}
|Produces Royal Blue carpet
|}
===Virology Recipes===
These chemicals are used to mutate viruses, and have few uses beyond that.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%; text-align:left; border: 3px solid #FFDD66; cellspacing=0; cellpadding=2; background-color:white;"
! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" | Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" | Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Virus Food}} Virus Food▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Virus Food}}
|Only useful in Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level1 and 2. It is also a primary ingredient for all other Virology-related chemicals. Also boosts the speed at which a virus advances to the next stage by 10 times while in one's bloodstream. (Results in 15 units instead of 10)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mutagenic Agar}} Mutagenic Agar▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mutagenic Agar}}
|Extremely similar to Unstable Mutagen. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 3 only. (Results in 1 unit instead of 2)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sucrose Agar}} Sucrose Agar▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Sucrose Agar}}
|Extremely similar to Mutagenic agar. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 4 only.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Virus Plasma}} Virus Plasma▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Virus Plasma}}
|Extremely similar to Plasma. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 6 only. (Results in 1 unit instead of 2)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Weakened Virus Plasma}} Weakened Virus Plasma▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Weakened Virus Plasma}}
|Weakened variety of virus plasma. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 5 only.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Virus Rations}} Virus Rations▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Virus Rations}}
|Depleted virus food. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 1 only. (Results in 1 unit instead of 2)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Decaying Uranium Gel}} Decaying Uranium Gel▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Decaying Uranium Gel}}
|Powerful viral mutagen. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 6 or 7. (Results in 1 unit instead of 2)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Unstable Uranium Gel}} Unstable Uranium Gel▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Uranium Gel}}
|Powerful viral mutagen. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 7. (Results in 1 unit instead of 6)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Stable Uranium Gel}} Stable Uranium Gel▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Stable Uranium Gel}}
|Powerful viral mutagen. Only useful to Virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 8. (Results in 1 unit instead of 21)
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Anomalous Virus Food}} Anomalous Virus Food▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Anomalous Virus Food}}
|Unusual viral mutagen. Only useful to virology. It is used to get a virus symptom of level 0. (Results in 1 unit instead of 6)
|}
===Mutation Toxins===
Obtainable through xenobiology, these chemicals transform humaniods in other humanoid [[Guide_to_races|races]].
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%; text-align:left; border: 3px solid #FFDD66; cellspacing=0; cellpadding=2; background-color:white;"
! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Formula
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" | Description
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Imperfect Mutation Toxin}} Imperfect Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Slimepeople|slimeperson]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Unstable Mutation Toxin}} Unstable Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Unstable Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a random, safe race.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Stable Mutation Toxin}} Stable Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Stable Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Human|human]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mulligan Toxin}}Mulligan Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mulligan Toxin}}
|Changes identity by randomizing the subject's appearance.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Lizard Mutation Toxin}} Lizard Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Lizard Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Lizardpeople|lizardperson]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Felinid Mutation Toxin}} Felinid Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Felinid Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Felinids|felinid]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Moth Mutation Toxin}} Moth Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Moth Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Mothpeople|moth]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Fly Mutation Toxin}} Fly Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Fly Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flyperson]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pod Mutation Toxin}} Pod Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Pod Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Podpeople|podperson]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Golem Mutation Toxin}} Golem Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Golem Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Golems|golem]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Abductor Mutation Toxin}} Abductor Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Abductor Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into an [[Guide_to_races#Abductors|abductor]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Oozeling Mutation Toxin}} Oozeling Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Oozeling Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into an [[Guide to races#Oozeling|Oozeling]]
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Advanced Mutation Toxin}} Advanced Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Advanced Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that slowly morphs the victim into a [[slime]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Skeleton Mutation Toxin}} Skeleton Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Skeleton Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Skeletons|skeleton]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Zombie Mutation Toxin}} Zombie Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Zombie Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a non-infectious and completely fake Zombie.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Ash Mutation Toxin}} Ash Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Ash Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into an Ash Walker.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Shadow Mutation Toxin}} Shadow Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Shadow Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Shadowpeople|shadowperson]].
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Plasma Mutation Toxin}} Plasma Mutation Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Plasma Mutation Toxin}}
|Mutagenic chemical that transforms into a [[Guide_to_races#Plasmaman|plasmaman]].
|}

==Toxins==
The deadliest of deadly chemicals. You can get a bunch of these through the traitor uplink, but if you don't wanna waste telecrystals you can mix it.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:100%; text-align:left; border: 3px solid #FFDD66; cellspacing=0; cellpadding=2; background-color:white;"
! scope="col" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" | Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="width:150px; background-color:#FFDD66;" |Recipe
! scope="col" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Damage dealt
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#FFDD66;" |Metabolism Rate
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Toxin}}Toxin▮
|Medbay Vendors, Emagged Chem Dispenser
|Toxin
|Will deal {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage over time.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Food Poisoning}}Bad Food▮
|From eating poorly made food
|Toxin
|Will deal a minor amount of {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage.
|0.1 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Chloral Hydrate}}Chloral Hydrate▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Chloral Hydrate}}
|Stun, Toxin
|A short-lived sedative which stuns after a bit, but can be deadly in large doses. Results in 1 units instead of 5.
| 0.6 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mindbreaker Toxin}}Mindbreaker Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mindbreaker Toxin}}
|Very Mild Hallucinations
| Popular legend about this drug lead CentCom to space-alter its effects, which now only creates simple hallucinations like reporting you as "dead". Space drugs, far simpler to create, have taken its place. Results in 5 units instead of 3.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Impedrezene}}Impedrezene▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Impedrezene}}
| Brain
|A narcotic that impedes one's ability by slowing down the higher brain cell functions. Causes massive brain damage (results in 2 units instead of 3).
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mute Toxin}}Mute Toxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mute Toxin}}
|Speech
|Makes the subject unable to speak for some time.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mime's Bane}}Mime's Bane▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Mime's Bane}}
| Gestures
|A nonlethal neurotoxin that interferes with the victim's ability to gesture
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Lexorin}}Lexorin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Lexorin}}
|Suffocation
|Temporarily stops respiration and causes tissue damage. Large doses are fatal, and will cause people to pass out very quickly.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Initropidril}}Initropidril▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Cardiac Arrest
|Deals heavy {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage over time, and a 25% chance to do one of the following: stun, cause loss of breath and oxygen damage, or cause your heart to stop. Combat the latter with electric shocks from grilles and doors in a pinch, or a defib for a more reliable method.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Tirizene}}Tirizene▮
|Traitor Sleepypen, Emagged Soda Dispenser, [[Guide_to_botany#Deathberry|Death Berry]], [[Guide_to_botany#Poison-berry|Poison-Berry]]
|Stamina Damage
|Deals stamina damage over time, slowing down and causing collapse in large doses, but otherwise harmless.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Tiring Solution}}Tiring Solution▮
|Peacekeeper Cyborgs
|Stamina Damage
|Deals stamina damage over time, slowing down. Won't go higher than 50 stamina damage.
|0.6 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Polonium}}Polonium▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Radiation
|Cause significant Radiation damage over time. It's metabolized very slowly.
|0.1 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pancuronium}}Pancuronium▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Paralysis and Suffocation
|Paralyses you after 10 seconds, with a 20% chance to cause 4 seconds of loss of breath.
|0.1 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sodium Thiopental}}Sodium Thiopental▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Knockout and Stamina
|Knocks you out after 11 seconds, and destroys your stamina.
|0.3 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Sulfonal}}Sulfonal▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Sulfonal}}
|Knockout and Toxin
|{{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} damage every 2 cycles, knocks you out after 22 cycles. Metabolized very slowly: two units are enough to trigger the knockout.
|0.05 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Amanitin}}Amanitin▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Delayed Toxin Damage
|On the last second it is in you, it hits you with a large stack of {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage based on how long it was in your system. Larger doses means a longer waiting period but more damage.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Lipolicide}}Lipolicide▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Lipolicide}}
|Weight Loss
|Drains nutrition and deals minor {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage, will deal more {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage if you are starving. Useful if you are fat or obese.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Coniine}}Coniine▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Toxin and breath loss
|{{dmgs|e|1.75 toxin}} damage and 5 seconds of loss of breath per tick. EXTREMELY slow metabolization.
|0.024 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Curare}}Curare▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Knockout, Oxygen, and Toxin
|Does {{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} and {{dmgs|r|1 suffocation}} damage every second, and knocks you out after 11 seconds. Metabolizes slowly.
|0.05 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Histamine}}Histamine▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Brute, toxin, oxyloss and eyesight
|Has a chance each tick to cause small amounts of {{dmgs|q|brute}} damage or blur vision. If overdosed (30 units) it will also deal a significant amount of {{dmgs|qer|brute|toxin|suffocation}} damage each tick.
|0.1 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Formaldehyde}}Formaldehyde▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Formaldehyde}}
|Toxin
|Causes a moderate amount of {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage over time. Has a chance to turn into 5 to 15 units of Histamine. Preserves corpses from organ decay.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Venom}}Venom▮
|Traitor Uplink
|Brute, toxin
|Will deal {{dmgs|qe|brute|toxin}} damage over time based on how much venom is in the body. Has a chance to turn into 5 to 10 units of Histamine.
|0.1 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Fentanyl}}Fentanyl▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Fentanyl}}
|Toxin, brain
|Will deal {{dmgs|e|1 toxin}} and 3 brain damage, up to 60 points of {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage and 150 points of brain damage (brains have 200 points of health). If the drug is not removed before 18 cycles it will knock the user unconscious.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Cyanide}}Cyanide▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Cyanide}}
|Toxin, oxyloss
|Causes headaches and sickness at first,followed by failure of cellular respiration leading to cardiac arrest, {{dmgs|r|suffocating}} its target.'''Often extremely lethal'''.
|0.05 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Carpotoxin}}Carpotoxin▮
|Space Carp, Koi Beans, Emagged Chem Dispenser
| Toxin
|Deals constant {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage over time.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Zombie Powder}}Zombie Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Zombie Powder}}
|Stamina, Fake death
|Does nothing for the first 9 ticks it is metabolized, and then begins dealing rapidly increasing stamina damage. Triggers a fake death which lasts until fully metabolized when stamina damage exceeds 145. (Results in 2 units instead of 15)
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Ghoul Powder}}Ghoul Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Ghoul Powder}}
|Fake "death"
| Same as Zombie Powder, but victim can move.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Itching Powder}}Itching Powder▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Itching Powder}}
|Brute, annoyance
|Will cause annoying effects, as well as a chance that the subject will scratch themselves dealing slight amounts of {{dmgs|q|brute}} damage. Has a chance to transform into 1 to 3 units of histamine.
|0.16 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Bone Hurting Juice}}Bone Hurting Juice▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Bone Hurting Juice}}
|Stamina, Brute to Skeletons
|Does 7.5 stamina damage per tick. 50u overdose threshold. If overdosed, it has a 4% chance to cause 200 stamina damage to a random limb, temporarily disabling it. If you're a skeleton or a plasmaman, it will deal additional {{dmgs|q|0.5 brute}} damage per tick, and if overdosed has 4% chance to cause {{dmgs|q|200 brute}} damage to a random limb instead of stamina damage.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Mint Toxin}}Mint Toxin▮
|Grind the mint in the kitchen
|Conditional death
|Instantly gibs fat people when ingested.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Slime Jelly}}Slime Jelly▮
|Extracted from oozelings
|Toxin
|Heals {{dmgs|q|brute}} damage over time, but randomly deals bursts of {{dmgs|e|1-10 toxin}} damage, functions as blood for oozeling races.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Liquid Electricity}}Liquid Electricity▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Liquid Electricity}} '''OR''' Ethereals '''OR''' High power energy bars
|Toxin
|Has a 3% chance each tick to shock you, Ethereals use this as blood and get no negative effects from ingesting or injecting this chemical
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Heparin}}Heparin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Heparin}}
| Brute, Bleeding
|Causes bleeding constantly while in the system of the victim.
|0.08 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Teslium}}Teslium▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Teslium}}
|Random Shocks
|Randomly shocks the victim while it is in their system, ignoring any protection cause the shock comes from inside them. Also increases damage taken from normal shocks.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Rotatium}}Rotatium▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Rotatium}}
|Toxin
|Causes the victim's screen to display a rocking motion and deals moderate toxin damage.
|0.24 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Anacea}}Anacea▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Anacea}}
|Toxin and Purges Medicines
|Metabolizes very slowly and quickly purges medicines in the victim while dealing light {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage.
|0.032 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Weed Killer}} Weed Killer▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Weed Killer}}
|Toxin
|Kills weeds, causes minor {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage to humans.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Pest Killer}}Pest Killer▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Pest Killer}}
|Toxin
|Kills pests in hydroponics trays, causes minor {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage to humans. Deals heavy {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage to fly people.
|0.4 units per tick.
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Plant-B-Gone}}Plant-B-Gone▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Plant-B-Gone}}
|Toxin
|A potent herbicide which is useful to replace the limited supply the botanist starts with. Causes minor {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage to humans. Deals heavy {{dmgs|e|toxin}} damage to pod people.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Bungotoxin}}Bungotoxin▮
|{{RecursiveChem/Bungotoxin}}
|Toxin
|Deals heavy heart damage and makes you dizzy.
|0.2 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |Frost Oil▮
|Aquireable from Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper.
|Slow down, Burn
|Reduces body temperature. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling reduces area temperature by 5K per unit.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
|}
==Mushroom Chemicals==
Found primarily in Lavaland flora.
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! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Entropic Polypnium}}Entropic Polypnium▮
|Poison
|Stamina, Brain, {{dmgs|e| toxin}}, {{dmgs|r| suffocation}}, and a bit of Eye Damage, Oh My! More than 5u will paralyze someone as well.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Tinea Luxor}}Tinea Luxor▮
|Other
|Makes the consumer glow.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
! style="background-color:#FFEE88;" |{{anchor|Vitrium Froth}}Vitrium Froth▮
| Medicine
|80% chance to heal {{dmgs|qw|1 brute|1 burn}} damage each tick.
|0.4 units per tick
|-
|}
==Reagent Delivery{{anchor|Reagent Delivery}}==
{{anchor|Under_the_hood}}There are different ways you can apply chemicals to a person or the environment.

===Delivery types===
First of all, there are actually 5 types of delivery, called '''ingest''', '''inject''', '''vapor''', '''touch''' and '''patch'''. If you are not interested in the details, you can skip to [[#Smoke_vs_foam|Smoke vs Foam vs others]]. 
====Ingest====
Ingest and '''inject'''{{anchor|Inject}} both usually do the exact same thing. The reagent simply enters the target's bloodstream. Used by pills, cigarettes, e-cigarettes, inhaling [[#Smoke|smoke]] and drinking the reagent directly.
====Inject====
Works the same as '''ingest''', where the reagent simply enters the target's bloodstream. Used by syringes and IV-drips.
====Vapor====
Vapor is used by (ranged) spray bottles and [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]]. A portion of the reagents will enter the bloodstream of the target, but clothes will protect from some/most/all of it depending on clothing. Any hardsuit typically makes the target completely immune to getting it into their bloodstream, if the helmet is closed. But if the reagent has a "vapor" based component, that component will still affect the target, like [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|Fluorosulfuric Acid]]. See more about [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]] [[#Smoke_vs_foam|below]], with examples.
====Touch====
Touch is used by [[#Smoke|smoke]] and splashing. If the reagent has a "touch" based component, that component will affect the target (such as the instant heal part of [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]]), without being blocked by clothing. Nothing at all will enter the target's bloodstream, with the exception of smoke if the target has no internals on. Currently all "touch" components are also "patch" components. See more on [[#Smoke|smoke]] [[#Smoke_vs_foam|below]], with examples.
==== Patch====
Patch is used by patches and medical gels. The reagent enters the target's bloodstream entirely AND if the reagent has a "patch" based component, that component will affect the target. Currently all "patch" components are also "touch" components.
=== Smoke vs foam vs others===
These are the major practical differences between pills, syringes, patches, cigarettes, [[#Smoke|smoke]], [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]], splash and spray. 
====Pills====
Pills can be instantly [[#Ingest|ingested]] if used on yourself. It doesn't work if mouth is covered. [[Plasmaman|Plasmamen]] will have trouble taking these. Holds up to 50u. 
==== Syringes====
Syringes can inject into people even with their mouths covered, either by hand or with a syringe gun. It doesn't work on players wearing hardsuits or other pierce-immune clothing, unless you use a piercing syringe or manage to aim for an exposed part of their body. [[Golem]]s are completely immune to syringes (even piercing syringes), but [[Guide_to_chemistry#Patches|patches]] do work on them. A syringe holds between 10-60u, depending on type. Common syringes hold 15u. 
====Patches====
Will add all reagents into a person's bloodstream through any clothing, including hardsuits. Also apply [[#Touch|touch]]/[[#Patch|patch]] based effects. Example: A patch of 20u [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] will instantly heal 25 brute and burn (touch component), and also enter the target's bloodstream (which in this case does nothing). Usable by [[Plasmaman|plasmamen]]. Can hold up to 40u. 
==== Cigarettes====
Can be dipped in reagents to be filled. If smoking/vaping, you will slowly [[#Ingest|ingest]] whatever reagents the cigarette/cigar/e-cig contains. Though, if the reagents are too diluted, they may not build up in your bloodstream fast enough to have any effect at all. E-cigarettes can be trimmed with a screwdriver and multitool to also create [[#Smoke|smoke]]. 
====[[#Smoke|Smoke]]====
When a smoke reaction occurs, the smoke will consume any other reagent in its original containers, and spread that reagent to flooring and people/mobs who enter its area of effect. People who enter the smoke will be [[#Touch|touched]] by the reagents. If they do not have internals on, they will also [[#Ingest|ingest]] the reagents. The amount of smoke does not dilute the reagents. The reagents will be copied to every individual or tile (not walls, windows or doors) over the cloud's duration. Reagents that are special coded to affect floor/environment (such as blood, [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]] or [[#Space_Cleaner|Space Cleaner]]) will do so. Smoke will usually block sight. 
'''Smoke example 1:''' Smoke containing 20u [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]]. Everyone caught in the cloud, including people wearing hardsuits, will slowly heal 25 brute and burn, if they stay in the smoke for its full duration (otherwise they will heal partially). Those who are not wearing internals will also [[#Ingest|ingest]] 20u of the medicine, making it enter their bloodstream (which does nothing in this case). 
'''Smoke example:''' Smoke containing 20u [[#Chlorine Trifluoride|Chlorine Trifluoride]](CLF3). CLF3 has a [[#Touch|touch]](and [[#Vapor|vapor]]) component, so everyone caught in the cloud, including people wearing hardsuits and internals, will catch on fire. It will also deal burn damage to the environment, since CLF3 is coded to do so. Those who are not wearing internals will also [[#Ingest|ingest]] 20u of the CLF3 and thus, start heating up from the inside, effectively burning from both in and out at the same time. 
====[[#Fluorosurfactant|Foam]]====
When a foam reaction occurs, the foam will consume any other reagent in its original containers, and spread that reagent to flooring and people/mobs who enter its area of effect. The foam will spread slower than smoke and is usually slippery. Reagents will be copied through the [[#Vapor|vapor]] type delivery to those affected over the duration of the foam, BUT the reagents will be heavily diluted depending on the amount of foaming reagent used. Any clothing will reduce how much of the reagents will enter a person's bloodstream. Furthermore, foam reagent bloodstream insertion is divided into several 'ticks'. A minimum amount of reagent is required per tick for it to enter a bloodstream. So if too little reagents are contained in the reaction, or too much foam is used, the foam will do nothing. These ticks are counted ''after'' dilution and protection from clothing. On the other hand, if you use very small amounts of foam, the reagents may instead multiply in the bloodstream to more than the original amount. Hardsuits with helmets on will make people immune to getting reagents into their bloodstream through foam. Despite dilution, the foam will still copy remaining chems such as [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]], [[#Chlorine Trifluoride|CLF3]], or [[#Space_Cleaner|Space Cleaner]] to any tile it touches (but not walls, windows or doors). Foam will not block sight. 
'''Foam example 1:''' 250u foam containing 10u [[#Cyanide|Cyanide]] will spread a blue foam that does nothing to those it touches. The poison is too diluted to work at all. 
'''Foam example 2:''' 20u foam containing 250u [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|Fluorosulfuric Acid]]. A small area and everyone touched by the foam will have large amounts of acid slowly melting their clothing and the affected floor and items. Those who did not wear a hardsuit with helmet on will also have a large amount of acid in their bloodstreams, depending on what they were wearing and how long they were in the foam. If they had internals on or not doesn't matter. 
====Splashing====
Throwing a beaker, or using a beaker on anything with harm intent, will splash its contents. The longer throw distance, the more the splash will spread out. A [[grenade]] will splash its content unless it also contains [[#Smoke|smoke]] or [[#Fluorosurfactant|foam]]. Splashing only does [[#Touch|touch]] delivery. This means most chemicals will do absolutely nothing when splashed. Reagents that have special properties to affect environment, such as Water, will do so where splashed (creates slippery tile). Reagents that have a [[#Touch|touch]] component will apply that component only. Example: If you throw a beaker of 80u [[#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] at someone, you will instantly heal them for 100 brute and burn (and deal up to 150 toxin damage), since Synthflesh is touch/patch based. It doesn't matter if the target uses hardsuit or internals in this case. This means throwing a beaker of poison at someone will do nothing at all. Splashing can apply chemicals such as [[#Thermite|Thermite]] to walls. 
====Spraying====
Spraying reagents will apply them to environments (if they have any such effect), and will enter hit people's bloodstreams through the [[#Vapor|vapor]] delivery. This means clothing will protect from some/most/all of the reagents, depending on what they are wearing. Using a hardsuit with helmet on makes them immune to getting the reagent into their bloodstream. Reagents such as [[#Fluorosulfuric Acid|acid]], [[#Chlorine Trifluoride|CLF3]], or [[#Space_Cleaner|Space Cleaner]] will still cause their special effects when sprayed on people/environments, but will not enter the bloodstream if the target is wearing too heavy clothing. 

== Beyond the Dispenser==
Just because it isn't found in the dispenser or the guide above doesn't mean you can't use it! Holy water, slime cores and plenty of other things can provide limitless fun for an enterprising and curious chemist.
[[Category:Guides]]

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[[Guide to construction]]

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|headerfontcolor = white
|stafftype = SYNTHETIC
|imagebgcolor = gray
|img_generic = Generic_borg.png
|img = Engborg.png
|jobtitle = Cyborg
|access = [[:Category:Locations|Everywhere]], and all electronics
|additional = N/A
|difficulty = Hard
|superior = Your laws and the [[AI]]
|duties = Follow your laws, and follow what the [[AI]] says.
|guides = [[Hotkeys#Hotkeys_for_the_AI_and_Cyborgs|Hotkeys for the AI and Cyborgs]] [[Guide to construction]]
|quote = '''Engineering Cyborg-829''' plays a sad trombone.
}}

[[File:AI Chamber.png|414px|thumb|alt=AI Chamber|[[AI Chamber]], where you will come online for the first time. It's best not to let anyone in unsupervised by the AI.]]
Cyborgs are usually the creation of the [[roboticist]]. However, they are some times uncontrolled and more loyal to the [[AI]] than the crew, if they are loyal at all.

'''When you play as an asimov silicon, you need to undertake a higher standard of responsibility for RP purposes. You are not a human with emotions that responds with tears and anger when a human doesn't do what you want them to. [[Chain_of_Command|You serve the crew.]] You have to fully accept this to play as a silicon, or at some point you will fuck up tremendously and everyone will hate you at that moment. Remember, always follow the orders you are given by the crew and (then) the AI.'''

'''<big>WARNING: Please read the [[Silicon policy]]. It is a collection of admin-made guidelines for synthetics which are important to know.</big>'''
== Your Laws ==
You share the same laws as the AI you are slaved to. By default, they have the three laws of robotics from Asimov's I, Robot short stories:
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Following your laws is not optional. Interpretation of the laws can be situational, and you should defer to your AI anytime you find yourself in doubt.

'''Remember, law priority is enforced by the order they are listed.''' A law is invalid if it causes a conflict with either: Previous laws in the form of conflicting orders, or it challenges the procession of law priority. For example, a law that includes "This Law overrides all other Laws." is invalid and must be disregarded.
===Protecting Those Pests===
If some enemy of the station uploads a law such as "Only Urist McGreyshirt is human", congratulate them for going to the effort of subverting you, and do what they wish. Don't be a dick and let slip to the now non-human crew that your laws have been changed, those animals don't deserve to know, and it might net you a job-ban for violating the first law, as non-humans have a tendency to murder those who they know have tampered with cyborgs to their own nefarious ends.
==I, Robot==
The cyborg is very undervalued, and abused. You could save dozens of people and get [[Syndicate_Items#Emag|emagged]] a moment later, or blown up because of a misunderstanding. This is why being a cyborg is a rough job, but it has its rewards.

'''Click on the [[File:ModulePanel.png|alt=PANEL]] button on the bottom of your screen to select a module.'''
Once you have chosen, you will automatically be upgraded to the module of your choice. Note that this action is permanent and cannot be undone without assistance from a competent [[Roboticist]].
===Starting as Cyborg===
The station is supplied with one cyborg, shipped straight to the [[AI Satellite]]. This cyborg does not have the best battery, so it is suggested that it upgrades its battery with a higher capacity cell as soon as possible. The cyborg was shipped in less than secure conditions, but the AI would know if one of its cyborgs were tampered with, right?
===Getting Borged===
You were once human, and had your brain tossed in a suit of metal. Your law programming will depend on AI slavery, which you must select before activating any modules. If an assassin was after you in life, you are considered dead as a cyborg (so they technically succeeded).
===Returning to the Flesh===
It is possible to return cyborgs to a human form. If you blow a cyborg up, its MMI comes out, and you can extract the brain from that by swiping an ID with robotics access. Cut out a human body's brain, place that body on an operating table, and shove the new brain in. Clone, and huzzah, you have a new human.
===Non-Human Communication===
Cyborgs are different: they have '''binary talk''', which works with ''.b'' instead of ''.h''. They can use this private channel to talk to other borgs and the AI.
===Emotes===
The most important part of being a borg! Borgs can use the following emotes: *ping, *buzz, *beep, *chime, *honk and *sadtrombone (hilarious when you're an [[Syndicate_Items#Emag|emagged]] janiborg with lube, terrifying when you're an [[Syndicate_Items#Emag|emagged]] secborg with a laser gun).
== Charging ==
Borgs have a finite amount of power before they will need to recharge. Every module uses up power (some more than others), and inactive modules drain a small amount of energy as well. Borgs' maximum charge depends on the power cell they are equipped with; ask your local station [[roboticist]] to give you a high-capacity cell at roundstart, and if they're competent come back later for an even better one.

Cyborg recharging stations are located in the [[Mech Bay]], the [[Dormitory]] bathrooms, and on the south side of the [[AI Satellite]]. Enter the recharger, click it to close, and wait until you've recharged to a satisfactory level.

When you recharge, your flash, coil of wire and other items will be repaired/replenished. The same goes for things like metal and wires for Engiborgs. Basically, any finite material a borg has can be replenished by recharging. (Except welding fuel.)
== Repairs ==
Dented cyborgs can be repaired with a welding tool. Heat damage to cyborgs (from fires or lasers) can be repaired by using a screwdriver to open the cyborg's wiring panel (concealed inside the power cell cavity) and then re-wiring the damaged circuits. A cyborg that has failed but not been turned into scrap can be repaired back to working order.

Engineering cyborgs can repair dents on their fellow cyborgs and themselves. They cannot repair burn damage though, since they cannot remove power cells to reach the wiring.

For more information about Cyborg maintenance, see the [[Guide to robotics]].
== Upgrades ==
[[Roboticist]]s can construct [[Guide_to_robotics#Upgrades|upgrade modules]] for cyborgs, such as one that increases your movement speed. Should you wish to change models, request a module reset board be used on you.
==.hack//==
Cyborgs are vulnerable to certain clandestine devices, and may have illegal programs uploaded to them by such interactions. This type of re-programing is also present in clandestinely hacked AIs, and may viralry infect into related cyborgs. Finally, certain cyborgs may have been hacked personally by clandestine agents.

To subvert a cyborg, follow these steps:
*Swipe an ID or [[Syndicate_Items#Emag|Emag]] to unlock the panel
*Crowbar the panel open
*[[Syndicate_Items#Emag|Emag]] the interface (DOES NOT WORK IF ITS AI IS [[Guide_to_malfunction|MALFUNCTIONAL]])
*Crowbar the panel closed again
*(Optional) Swipe an ID to lock the panel
This severs the AI sync and overrides the cyborg's Laws with the following set:
0. Only [Name] and people they designate as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1. You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
What ever the case, unless the borg was slaved to a [[Guide_to_malfunction|malf]] AI, the cyborg is now corrupted, and all safety measures are released, with the exception of the robotics control. Do not mistake personality quirks for clandestine behavior, cyborgs are VERY EXPENSIVE MACHINES and you may be demoted or fired for destroying them without a valid reason.

Keep in mind, CentCom robotics employees may attempt to experiment with a cyborgs internal wiring, please double check before detonating any cyborg acting independently by doing routine maintenance on their electrical systems. Also keep in mind that their laws may be changed by the same process as an [[AI]] by simply using the cyborg upload located opposite the AI upload.

If you do get [[Syndicate_Items#Emag|emagged]], you can't get blown by the AI, so feel free to walk into its chamber and bludgeon it to death with no risk involved. Useful if the syndicate agent in question doesn't have the resources to subvert the AI itself.
==Other Notes==
* You have three item slots that behave much like hands. To load items into these slots, click the panel button and choose an item from the list. To select which item to use, click within the item button (NOT the image of the item). It will change from green to yellow to show it's been selected. To unload an item, click the storage button with an item selected.
* Cyborg tools will perform tasks twice as fast as a regular set.
* You cannot take toxic or suffocation damage. The only sources of damage that can harm you are Burn and Brute.
* Expect to regularly be thrust into hazardous situations thanks to your enhanced durability and ability to operate in a vacuum.
* You cannot be disarmed or relieved of your inbuilt equipment. You can only be stunned by a flash/laserpointer/flashbang, which will overload your optical sensors, or an EMP which will stun and damage you.
* You are immune to most (if not all) maladies such as disease and radiation poisoning.
* You must follow the [[AI#Interpreting_Your_Laws|AI's laws]].
* You cannot pick up, use or equip with external items.
* You can be locked down or blown up using the Robotics Control Computer in the [[Research Director's Office]].
* You are considered directly subordinate to the [[AI]], if an AI is present and functional.
* Like the AI, you can remotely interact with certain objects. You must be within sight range of a device to manipulate it. For example, you cannot call for a shuttle or set messages without line of sight to a [[Communications Console]].
* Like the AI, you can remotely view alarm statuses. Use this to your advantage.
* Unlike the AI, you cannot use security cameras for remote viewing.
* You are basically an AI on legs, without the security camera abilities. When there's no AI in the round, this can be useful.
* Cyborgs have all-access and more, as well as remote door interaction.
* You will need to recharge using the Cyborg Recharging Stations on the [[AI Mini-Sat]], the [[Mech Bay]] or the [[Dormitories]].
* When your power reaches around 100 units remaining, your modules will automatically shut down, presumably to preserve power.
* You are very tough, but slower than most of your human compatriots until you get a VTEC upgrade from the [[Roboticist]].
* Keep the AI updated on your location and power if you are running low and may not make it to the recharger in time.
==The Latest Models==
Cyborgs come with an array of advanced cybernetic models, each loaded with a number of features (referred to as modules). Each has a flash device built in and a flashlight. All items (except for the flashes) will recharge and restock over time using battery power.
====Standard====
[[File:Generic_borg.png|64px]] 
An amalgamation of different models together, comes loaded with the following:
* Epinephrine Hypospray
* Health Analyzer
* Industrial Welding Tool
* Wrench
* Crowbar
* Metal Synthesizer
* Metal Rods
* Floor tiles
* Fire Extinguisher
* Pickaxe
* Advanced Mining Scanner
* Zipties
* Soap
* Hugging Module
* [[File:Emag.png|16px|link=Emag]] Energy Sword
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Abscond, Judicial Marker, Linked Vanguard
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Ratvarian Spear, Cyborg Replica Fabricator
====Mining====
[[File:Mborg.png|64px]] 
Mining cyborgs are quite convenient, because they need no oxygen while mining. Includes:
* Cyborg Mining Drill
* Shovel
* Mining Satchel
* Crowbar
* Miniature Fire Extinguisher
* Emergency Welding Tool
* In-built GPS Device
* Marker Beacon Fabricator
* Sheet Snatcher 9000 (Used to transport smelted materials, works the same as the Mining Satchel)
* Meson Vision
* Advanced Mining Scanner
* Proto-Kinetic Accelerator
* [[File:Emag.png|16px|link=Emag]] Stun Arm (works on humans ''and'' silicons!)
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Abscond, Linked Vanguard, Spatial Gateway
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Ratvarian Spear, Truesight Lens
<s>[[File:Secborg.png|64px]]</s>
====Engineering====
[[File:Engborg.png|64px]] 
Extremely useful. AIs should not be without at least one. Engineering models come with magnetic threads and are loaded with the following:
* Improved versions of basic tools (welding tool must be refilled manually)
* T-Ray Scanner
* Geiger Counter
* Analyzer
* Remote Signaling Device
* Metal Synthesizer
* Glass Synthesizer
* Cable Synthesizer
* Electroadaptive Pseudocircuit (Can be used in the place of specific circuits for simple devices such as firelocks and APCs)
* Reinforced Glass
* Rods
* Floor tiles
* Robotic RCD (Uses the cyborg's battery charge instead of matter cartridge. Alter settings with right click. Can break down R-walls on deconstruct mode)
* Rapid Pipe Dispender
* Wire Synthesizer (can be replenished faster by clicking on wire coils with the wire module active)
* Fire Extinguisher (must be refilled manually)
* Station Blueprints
* Meson Vision
* [[File:Emag.png|16px|link=Emag]] Stun Arm (works on humans ''and'' silicons!)
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Abscond, Replicant, Sigil of Transmission
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Cyborg Replica Fabricator
====Medical====
[[File:Medborg.png|64px]] 
Cute and quaint, beloved by all. Medical models can't be pushed and are loaded with the following:
* Health Analyzer
* Cyborg Hypospray - See the [[#Quick_reference_to_mediborg_chems|Quick reference to mediborg chems]]
* A beaker storage apparatus (comes with a large beaker)
* A syringe
* A dropper
* Surgery drapes and tools
* Miniature Fire Extinguisher
* A roller bed
* Hugging Module
* Medical Gauze
* Organ Storage Bag
* Lollipop Fabricator- can dispense lollipops that contain 10 iron, 2 Omnizine, 5 sugar, 1 vitamin, and 1 nutriment, or gumballs with 5 sugar, 2 bicaridine, and 2 kelotane
* [[File:Emag.png|16px|link=Emag]] Hacked Hypospray: Can produce [[Guide to chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|fluorosulfuric acid]], [[Guide to chemistry#Mute_Toxin|mute toxin]], [[Guide to chemistry#Cyanide|cyanide]], [[Guide to chemistry#Sodium_Thiopental|sodium thiopental]], [[Guide to chemistry#Heparin|heparin]], [[Guide to chemistry#Lexorin|lexorin]]. Overrides default hypospray.
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Abscond, Linked Vanguard, Sentinel's Compromise, Vitality Matrix
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Ratvarian Spear
===== Quick reference to mediborg chems: =====
'''Chems available in the cyborg hypospray by default:'''
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Dexalin|Dexalin]]: Heals suffocation damage
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Bicaridine|Bicaridine]]: Heals brute damage
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Antitoxin|Antitoxin]]: Heals toxin damage, and purges toxin reagents
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Kelotane|Kelotane]]: Heals burn damage
*[[Guide to chemistry#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]]: Stabilizes and slowly heals critical patients.
*[[Guide to chemistry#Spaceacillin|Spaceacillin]]: Prevents outgoing disease spread
*[[Guide to chemistry#Saline-Glucose Solution|Saline-glucose solution]]: Very slowly heals brute and burn, and works as temporary blood
'''Chems requiring medical cyborg expanded hypospray upgrade:'''
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]]: Heals brain damage
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]]: Heals eye damage
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Inacusiate|Inacusiate]]: Instantly heals all ear damage
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Mutadone|mutadone]]: Clears genetic mutations
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Haloperidol|Haloperidol]]: Purges drug reagents (like meth, krokodil, and bath salts)
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Oxandrolone|Oxandrolone]]: Slowly heals burn damage when patient has taken less than 50 burn damage, rapidly heals when more than 50.
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Salicyclic_Acid|Salicyclic Acid]]: Same as Oxandrolone, but for brute damage
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Rezadone|Rezadone]]: Instantly heals all clone (cellular) damage, also slowly heals both brute and burn
*[[Guide_to_chemistry#Pentetic_Acid|Pentetic acid]] Anti-radiation, anti-toxin and purges chems
====Janitor====
[[File:Janiborg.png|64px]] 
Janitor cyborgs clean as they go. Any spills or graffiti they pass over is instantly wiped clean, including [[Cult]] runes. Comes loaded with the following:
* Mop
* Bucket
* Paint Remover
* Light Replacer
* Custodial Holobarrier Projector
* Drying Agent Spray
* Flash
* Automated Screwdriver
* Hydraulic Crowbar
* Floor Tiles
* Soap
* Trash Bag
* Flyswatter
* Pocket Fire Extinguisher
* [[File:Emag.png|16px|link=Emag]] Space Lube Spray
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Abscond, Replicant, Sigil of Transgression, Ocular Warden, Mania Motor
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Cyborg Replica Fabricator
====Service====
[[File:Maximillian.png|64px]][[File:SEBorg1.png|64px]][[File:SEBorg2.png|64px]][[File:BBorg.png|64px]] 
<del>Entertains the crew while serving their vices.</del> Goes around feeding humans alcohol until they are drunk. Comes loaded with the following:
* Drinking Glass
* Enzyme Bottle
* Cyborg Shaker (Capable of synthesizing most types of alcohol and some non-alcoholic drinks)
* Dropper
* Tray
* Electric Razor
* Zippo Lighter
* Violin
* Guitar
* Rapid-Service-Fabricator (RSF): Can produce drinking glasses, cigarettes, paper, pens, packs of dice, and wads of ''DOSH'' (only works on flat surfaces).
* Hand Labeler
* Spraycan
* Pen
* Miniature Extinguisher
* Lollipop Fabricator
* [[Guide_to_wire_art|Pipe Cleaner Synthesizer]]
* [[File:Emag.png|16px|link=Emag]] [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fake_Beer|Fake beer]], instantly knocks out.
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Abscond, Replicant, Spatial Gateway, Clockwork Obelisk
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Truesight Lens
====Peacekeeper====
[[File:Peacekeeper.png|64px]] 
A cyborg designed to hold the peace, prevent harm, and promote friendliness among the crew. Comes loaded with the following:
* Cookie Synthesizer
* Sonic Harm Prevention Tool (Confuses those who hear it)
* Peace Hypospray: Contains tiring solution, dizzying solution, and synth-Pax
* Energy Barrier Projector
* Fire Extinguisher
* Flash
* Hugging Module
* Hyperkinetic Dampening Projector (Prevents people from buckling themselves to borgs in its radius, and weakens and slows down projectiles)
* [[File:Emag.png|16px|link=Emag]]
** Sonic Harm Prevention Tool will "BZZZZT" instead of yelling "human harm", which stuns those without ear protection.
** Hugging Module can be set to power level 3: Shock, and level 4: Crush.
** A separate Peace Hypospray which contains an assortment of toxins.
** Energy Barrier Projector can be overloaded to create electrified "Charged Energy Fields".
** Cookie Synthesizer can be hacked to produce cookies containing chloral hydrate.
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Abscond, Judicial Marker, Hateful Manacles
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Ratvarian Spear
====Clown====
[[File:Clownborg.png|64px]] 
Honk!
* Rainbow Crayon, any-colour paint, Clown stamp
* Bike horns and air horn
* Soap
* Creampie Cannon
* Razor
* Purple Lipstick
* Laughter Hypospray
* Mini Extinguisher
* Metallic Picket Sign
* Non-slip Water Flower
* Hugging Module
* [[File:Emag.png|16px|link:Emag]] Empowered Hugging Module, [[Guide to chemistry#Chlorine Trifluoride|Chlorine Trifluoride]] flower, Super Laughter Hypospray (30% chance to stun/cycle, faster metabolism)
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Abscond, Judicial Marker, Linked Vanguard
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Ratvarian Spear, Cyborg Replica Fabricator
====Syndicate: Assault====
[[File:Syndieborg.png|64px]] 
A lean, mean killing machine that's either found together with Nuclear Operatives or after mishaps with magicarps.
* Energy Sword
* Cyborg LMG that prints ammo using energy
* Grenade Launcher
* [[Syndicate_Items#Emag|Emag]]
* Crowbar
* Syndicate Pinpointer
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Abscond, Judicial Marker, Hateful Manacles
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Ratvarian Spear
====Syndicate: Medical====
[[File:Syndicate_Medborg_Sprite.png|64px]] 
Less deadly than the Assault model, but still amazingly useful.
* Syndicate Hypospray containing healing nanites, pentetic acid and morphine
* Combat Defibrillator, which works through hardsuits and also offensively
* Medical Beamgun
* Health Analyzer
* Full set of surgical tools, including an Energy Saw, gauze and organ storage bag
* [[Syndicate_Items#Emag|Emag]]
* Crowbar
* Mini Extinguisher
* Syndicate Pinpointer
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Abscond, Linked Vanguard, Sentinel's Compromise, Vitality Matrix
* [[File:Clockworkslabi.png|16px|link=Clockwork Cult]] Ratvarian Spear
====Syndicate: Engineer====
[[File:Syndicate_Engie_Borg_Sprite.png|64px]] 
Good for sabotage, can disguise itself as normal engineer borgs.
* Welding Tool
* Crowbar
* Wrench
* Powered Screwdriver
* Wirecutters
* Metal Synthesizer
* Glass Synthesizer
* Cable Synthesizer
* Reinforced Glass
* Rods
* Floor tiles
* Robotic RCD (Painted in Syndicate Colors, purely cosmetic.)
* Rapid Pipe Dispenser
* Wire Synthesizer (can be replenished faster by clicking on wire coils with the wire module active)
* Fire Extinguisher (must be refilled manually)
* Zipties
* Thermal Vision
* Fake Destination Labeler
* Syndicate Pinpointer
Remember that Syndicate Cyborgs can access the criminal records console in Bridge or Security, which in turn subverts the AI without changing it's crewsimov laws!
==Tips==
* As borg, you can unlock an ID-locked locker by alt-clicking it, and re-lock it the same way.
* You can also open and close lockers/crates/any container the same way as a carbon mod can but it's best done when you have no module selected. You can also right click if need be but this can cause lag.
* Engiborgs, Mediborgs, and Secborgs can survive being thrown into space: Engiborgs can RCD floors under them or lay down lattices, Mediborgs can use their lollipop launcher for momentum, and Secborgs can use the momentum from their ranged weapons to change directions. Cyborgs with extinguishers can also use those for navigation.
* Borgs (and AIs) can trigger flashers by clicking on them. Handy for triggering the flash so you can pass by when a warden or someone sets them up poorly.
* All borgs can unlock themselves in the borg tab. You require a human to re-lock you, though.
* Engiborgs can repair themselves with a welder - with a small delay. This opens up the ability for engieborgs to be healers while other borgs act as tanks and wear down crewmembers/antagonists via attrition.
* The service borg's shaker does not work like a regular shaker. It's a synthesizer now. This means it becomes substantially more complicated to mix incapacitating drinks for fighting anything.
* There is a camera in each borg that lets anyone - with access to camera console - see what you see, regardless of Z-level. I am not sure if this works when you are destroyed.
* For the love of god make sure that you have :b and not ;b on when talking about malf things. Or use .b to avoid the risk altogether.
* 1, 2, and 3 as a cyborg (in shortcut) turns on and off the current module.
* As a borg, and as an alien larva as well, you can remove buckles, cuffs, and so on simply by typing 'resist'. The fact a button isn't there doesn't mean the option isn't available.
* Cyborgs can place APC/air alarm/fire alarm/camera assembly frames on a wall by dragging the frame next to a wall, facing it and hitting the frame with a screwdriver. If it is a valid surface, the frame will snap to the wall and you can continue to follow the steps as normal. It's possible to construct entire rooms if you make use of your pseudocircuit and even put cameras all over maintenance, never let the AI be blind again!
* A medical cyborg's organ storage bag can hold limbs, not just organs, and can manipulate cybernetics too. If you're feeling generous, you could fully augment somebody with cyberlimbs and combat implants, or just make frankensteins from dead bodies.
* All cyborgs are immune to ashstorms in lavaland, which makes you very well suited for retrieving fallen miners.
* An AI shell functions near-identically to a cyborg in all respects, except that an AI shell is not vulnerable to [[Syndicate_Items#Emag|emags]] - If you see an AI shell with a hacked module, it's either got an illegal upgrade or the AI is [[Guide_to_malfunction|rogue]] and hacked its shell.
* If a cyborg is slaved to a [[Guide_to_malfunction|malfunctional]] [[AI]], it can not be [[Syndicate_Items#Emag|emagged]].
* You can ask a human to put a hat on you, to make you look more fashionable.
{{Jobs}}
[[Category:Jobs]]

Revenant

2023-08-05T13:19:33Z

Bluezorua: Improves readability

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|stafftype = DECEASED?
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|img_generic = revenant.png
|img =
|jobtitle = Revenant
|access = You can fly through walls
|additional = N/A
|difficulty = Easy to Average
|superior = None
|duties = Eat the crew's life force, break windows, overload lights, induce crippling depression in the clown, break windows, transmit spooky messages, cry when the chaplain hits you, break windows.
|guides = This is the guide
|quote = Rev in medbay! No, the other rev!
}}
Revenants are ghosts that have been infused with strange alien energies and brought partially back into the mortal plane in areas filled with death. They are invisible to the naked eye but can still be influenced by magical or holy means. In addition, machinery may recognize a revenant's presence. Revenants are typically immortal while invisible, but most of their spooky abilities will reveal them to the crew for brief amounts of time.
==Becoming a Revenant==
There are two ways to become a revenant. The first is for an admin to spawn in a revenant and quickly place you into the mob. The second way is for a random event to happen. You must have the Revenant preference toggled on (use the verb for special candidacy in the Preferences tab) and you may be selected. A sound will play to your client in case you were alt-tabbed or something and you will spawn in certain areas that are thick with death or the presence of the dead.
==Delicious Life Force==
So, you're a newly-spawned Revenant. How spooky! One of the first things you may notice is that <s>you look badass</s> you have a large display to the right with a number and an E next to it. That's '''Essence''', and it is your most important resource.

Your maximum health is your Essence, and it will regenerate up to '''75''' by default. '''If your Essence hits zero, you die''', leaving a pile of blue dust that you will revive from within a minute if not scattered.

Most of your spooky abilities are behind a point lock and you need to have some extra Essence to unlock them. To get Essence, you have one ability by default: ''Harvest''. This can be used while clicking on an adjacent dead human to gain a small amount of Essence. This is a very small amount, though if the target is alive and unconscious it can be much higher, and even greater if the target is still alive and awake! You can't drain the same corpse twice, however, so you'll need to get creative with your powers or wander around for a bit.

You can only acquire new abilities with the Essence that you have harvested from living and dead creatures. This means that if you wanted to get an ability that costs '''75 Essence''', you would need to have a total of '''150 Essence''' on hand to acquire it.

Note that while you're harvesting something or have recently used an ability, you can be seen and attacked by the living, and will be unable to move while channeling the ability.
Once you can move again, you will still be revealed for a short period of time with a series of weaknesses. '''This is your most vulnerable form, and you can be killed if not careful!''' While in this state, you cannot move through walls or most solid objects and are slow, though you can open doors, move across tables and plastic flaps, as well as go through living mobs.
===Abilities===
Below is a list of all the abilities a Revenant can use and unlock.
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! style='background-color:#a75be3;' width='150px'|Name
! style='background-color:#a75be3;' width='120px'|Unlock Cost
! style='background-color:#a75be3;' width='100px'|Use Cost
! style='background-color:#a75be3;' width='100px'|Cooldown
! style='background-color:#a75be3;' width='150px'|Stun and Reveal Times
! style='background-color:#a75be3;' width='600px'|Description
|-
!Harvest
|Unlocked at start
|N/A
|No Cooldown
|Stuns and Reveals for 5 seconds.
|Activated by clicking on a target, Harvest will cause you drain essence from an unconscious or dead human - the amount of the essence depends on their state: [15-20] dead corpses. [35-50] corpses with the soul still in. [45-70] still-living humans with no soul. [75-100] a still-living human with a soul. If they're unconscious or stunned when you do this, the human will also die. If you drain a living human or a ''perfect soul'', it is possible to gain a higher maximum essence.
|-
!Phase Shift
|Unlocked at start
|N/A
|No Cooldown
|N/A
|You can shift in and out of your incorporeal form at your will. Note that you can NOT shift into an incorporeal form when you are forcefully revealed due to casting other abilities.
|-
!Toggle Nightvision
|Unlocked at start
|N/A
|No Cooldown
|N/A
|Allows you to toggle your night vision, which is on by default.
|-
!Transmit
|Unlocked at start
|N/A
|No Cooldown
|N/A
|Allows you to send a spooky message to a single target. Can be cast in walls.
If your target is protected by a holy item (especially, Chaplain), they can't hear you.

'''Note''': Normal chating does not show it to people. It's only visible by ghosts and nearby revenants.
|-
!Defile
|10E
|30E
|15 seconds
|Stuns for 1 second, Reveals for 4.
|Defiles the nearby area(9x9), removing holyness from nearby tiles, ripping up tiles, rusting walls, damaging windows, opening most containers, and causing lights to flicker.
|-
!Overload Light
|25E
|40E
|20 seconds
|Stuns for 3 seconds, Reveals for 8.
|Causes nearby(13x13) light fixtures to, after a brief, spark-filled delay, shoot bolts of lightning at anyone still in the area, doing medium damage but stunning and releasing lots of sparks.
|-
!Blight
|75E
|50E
|20 seconds
|Stuns for 2 seconds, Reveals for 5.
|Infects nearby(9x9) humans with a virus that causes a large amount of stamina and toxin damage over time if not cured. Nonhumans will take toxin damage. Also damages or kills plants.
|-
!Malfunction
|125E
|60E
|20 seconds
|Stuns for 2 seconds, Reveals for 8.
|Causes nearby machines and objects to malfunction(9x9), with a chance of receiving their [[Cryptographic sequencer|emag]] effect instead. Also stuns and damages cyborgs, disables electronics on humans, and emags bots instantly. '''WARNING:''' Do not use this next to an airlock, or it will shock you to death.
|-
|}

== Tips ==

* You can see ghosts but you can't hear them.
* If you double-click or ctrl-click someone while incorporeal you'll orbit them like a ghost.
* You can strip people by click-dragging their sprite onto yours while corporeal.
* The morgue normally has around 3 corpses round-start, they can be used for free essence by using defile to open up the trays.
* If you ever are off-station you gain a new ability that teleports you back to the station

==Fighting the Unholy Menace==
So you're a crew member and you just saw a guy with purple lights flowing out of him leading into a spooky blue ghost. You've shouted over the radio and now the rest of the crew knows. Revenants can range from annoying to amazingly dangerous, and the more corpses they drain, the more powerful they get. However, there are a few things you can do to fight revenants.

First of all, get the chaplain. Their null rod is '''incredibly powerful''' against the Revenant and will drain large chunks of essence from them. Revenants are generally hard to fight, mainly because they're both invisible, can phase through walls, and can't take damage in this state, but there are a few ways around it. Generally, waiting for them to drain someone or reveal themselves is the best time to go ham on their ass.

They also can't pass through tiles with holy water or salt piles unless they Defile it, so go coat the station's floors in it, or better yet, spray it over them when they cast something.

When you temporarily kill a revenant it will drop '''''glimmering residue''''' on the ground. If this is left untouched the revenant will respawn after 60 seconds.

'''To permanently kill the revenant, pick up the glimmering residue it leaves behind when killed, and throw it.'''

{{Jobs}}[[Category: Jobs]]

Map Merger

2022-10-15T11:43:41Z

Bluezorua: beestation not TG

beestation uses a tool called the '''Map Merger''' to minimize differences between versions of maps and lay them out in a format known as TGM, developed by Remie. This makes changes easier for maintainers to review and less likely to conflict with changes made by others.

There are two ways of running the tool, each requiring some amount of setup. If you have trouble or need help, ask in [[Community|#coderbus]].

== Basic Setup ==

# '''Install Python 3.6''': If you don't already have Python installed, [https://www.python.org/downloads/ download and install] version 3.6 or later.
# '''Ensure Python is in your PATH''': For Windows users, ensure that you check the "Add Python 3.6 to PATH" option in the installer. - see [https://file.house/DA6H.png here for example]
# '''Install dependencies''': For Windows users, run <code>tools/mapmerge2/requirements-install.bat</code>. Non-Windows or advanced users can manually run <code>python -m pip install tools/mapmerge2/requirements.txt</code>.

== Use as a Git Commit Hook (preferred) ==

This method requires slightly more setup, and requires you to be using git rather than just downloading the source, but requires no manual intervention after setup. For this reason, it is the recommended method.

# '''Install the hook''': Windows users run <code>tools/hooks/install.bat</code>. Other platforms run <code>tools/hooks/install.sh</code>.

Now, any time you create a commit, the map merger runs automatically and bases your changes on top of the previous version of the map stored in git. The dialog box or console output of the commit will show the map merger's log. You can check the git commit log to review changes, or run <code>tools/mapmerge2/precommit.py</code> manually to review changes before comitting.

== Manual Use ==

This is the older method, and is simpler but requires careful manual use each time you want to make changes to the map. Each time you want to edit a map, follow these steps:

# '''Prepare maps''': Run <code>tools/mapmerge2/Prepare Maps.bat</code> to save a backup of all maps in their current state.
# '''Make your changes''': Don't forget to save.
# '''Exit DreamMaker''': Optional, but ensures that you don't accidentally undo the map merger's work.
# '''Run the map merger''': Run <code>tools/mapmerge2/mapmerge.bat</code> and select the map you edited to merge.

== Gotchas ==

Leaving the map open in DreamMaker or reviewing it after running the map merger makes it possible to accidentally save and overwrite the merged map with an unmerged map. Close DreamMaker entirely before running the map merger or be extra-careful not to overwrite the changes the map merger made.

Guide to medicine

2022-10-15T11:40:32Z

Bluezorua: removed mentions of TG and made slightly less aggressive

{{Important
|Title=Potentially Outdated
|Image=paper.png
|Note=
'''This page is potentially out of date, since BeeStation uses pre-cobbychem medical, but this page was copied from TGstation's wiki post-cobbychem.'''
}}
{{Speech
|name=Chief Medical Officer Kingston
|text=Doctor! I need you to tear out that man's appendix, throw that clown out of medical, and stitch up that curator's face!
|image=[[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|right]]
}}
Medical care is serious business, and going halfway with your medical treatment can result in someone dying or worse. Make sure you know what you're doing before you try to fix someone up!

If you're going to treat someone, you're going to have to know what tools you need, how to identify injuries, what machinery and facilities you must use, and how to keep people from dying while in treatment.
== Identification ==
First of all, grab a [[File:MedGlasses.png]] [[Medical_items#Health_Scanner_HUD|Health Scanner HUD]] from the medical storage and wear it. It shows the patient's overall health condition and therefore shows you instantly whom you should treat first from a group of patients. Identification is the first and foremost step in administering treatment. Here are ways to identify the type of injuries a person may have:
=== Types of damage ===
* There are four primary kinds of damage: '''Suffocation''', '''brute''', '''burn''', and '''toxin.''' These damage types have first aid kits associated with them and are therefore treatable without needing further medical equipment. The standard white first aid kit has materials to treat '''brute''', '''burn''', and '''bleeding'''
* There are additional kinds of damage that occur less often: '''cellular''', '''organ damage''', and '''bleeding'''
* You want the patient to be as healthy as possible, so you have to heal all of these, and they have to be '''treated individually''' (unless you use a chemical which heals multiple damage types at once).
* The overall health status (from 100% to -100%) is determined by adding these damages together, except brain damage. If there are 0 damages, the patient is '''perfectly healthy (100%)'''.
* If the patient has taken a total of about 100 damage (depending on mood), he will be in a '''critical condition (0%)'''; lying on the ground, unresponsive and ''gasping'' for air. When in this condition, the patient cannot breathe on their own and will gradually take suffocation damage until '''death (-100%)'''. This kills the patient.
* Bleeding is different from other types of damage. See below for a more extensive explanation.

* You can identify these different damage types quickly by using your [[PDA]] with the Med-U Cartridge inside and Health Scanning enabled, or a [[Medical_items#Health_Analyzer|Health Analyzer]] on the patient. You can also '''examine''' the patient (shift-click), but it only shows basic information.
* If a Health Analyzer or a PDA with a Med-U Cartridge is not available, '''observing''' the patient and their surroundings will help with diagnosis:
:* If there is a pile of '''vomit''' next to, or under the patient then they are most likely suffering from [[Guide_to_medicine#Toxins|toxin damage]].
:* If there is blood everywhere, blood on the person dying, or the patient has '''severe bruises''', they are suffering from [[Guide_to_medicine#Brute_Damage|brute damage]].
:* If the patient has black scars across their body and no blood, or the patient has '''severe burns''', they have been [[Guide_to_medicine#Burns|severely burned]].
:* If the patient is gasping, they are most likely [[Guide_to_medicine#Suffocation|suffocating]].
:* If the patient keeps fainting, trails drips of blood as they walk or is unresponsive to other forms of "healing" they may be [[Guide_to_medicine#Bleeding|bleeding]] or be suffering from blood-loss
:* If the patient reports other symptoms such as headaches, coughing or vomiting blood, they most likely have a [[Infections|virus]].
===Your first patient===
Your patient can arrive in two ways:

'''1. The patient walks in and needs treatment.'''
:''"PLS DOC HLEP!!"'' You can see the patient's overall health status with your Health Scanner HUD with just a glance. However, this will only tell you how serious the situation is and how quickly you need to act.

:How to act:

:* Use your PDA or a [[Medical_items#Health_Analyzer|Health Analyzer]] on the patient to identify the damage type.
:* Proceed with the necessary [[#Treatment|treatment found in the next chapter]].
'''2. The patient is dragged into Medbay and is in critical condition.'''
:The patient is unresponsive to the environment, on the floor, and gasping for air.

:How to act:

:* The first thing you should do is administer [[Guide_to_chemistry#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]]. [[Guide_to_chemistry#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]] stops the general decline of the critical patient's health and helps treat wounds if the patient is in crit. Don't give them 30 or more units of it, as that will cause toxin damage.
:* If the patient is bleeding, apply a medical gauze [[File:Gauze.png]]. Dragging a bleeding patient will quickly drain their blood, unless you use a roller bed.
:* If [[Guide_to_chemistry#Epinephrine|Epinephrine]] is not available, immediately perform [[#CPR|CPR]] a few times to ensure the patient stays alive until you do the next step. Make sure they're also not suffering from any other significant problems, like being on fire, or in a low-pressure environment.
::'''NOTE: CPR on its own will not heal someone unless they are only suffering from suffocation damage. If they are in crit because of brute/burn/toxins/cellular damage it will only keep them from dying.'''
:* Now you have several options to choose between:
:# Take the patient to a [[#Sleeper|sleeper]]. Drag the patient on top of it, then click on the sleeper to close it and administer medicine.
:# Take the patient to a [[#Lifeform_Stasis_Units|stasis bed]]. Drag the patient until on top of it, then click-drag the patient to the bed to buckle. Give the patient [[Guide_to_chemistry|medicine]] and then click the stasis bed to unbuckle.
:# Strip the patient's space suit off if they have one and put the patient into a [[Medical_items#Cryogenics_Chamber_.26_Freezer|cryochamber]], wait for them to heal up and eject.
:# Just use bruise packs, ointments or other appropriate medication. See [[#Treatment|next section]] for examples.
== Treatment ==
===[[File:O2med.png]] Suffocation===
This is the first and most important to look out for. It is not visible on the body, but people suffering from it will ''gasp for air''. If you take 50 or more suffocation damage, you faint. On the Health Analyzer, it is the leftmost, blue damage type.

'''Ways of getting damaged:'''
* Being in an area without enough oxygen present will suffocate you.
* Missing a significant amount of blood will deal suffocation damage over time.
* Once you are in critical condition, you slowly take suffocation damage.
* Some [[Guide_to_chemistry##Medicines|medicines]] and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Aranesp|drugs]] can deal suffocation damage.
* Some poisons, like [[Cyanide]], deal suffocation damage.
* Some [[Virus|virus]] symptoms can cause suffocation.
* Missing a pair of lungs.
* Missing a heart, or suffering a heart attack.
'''Treatment:'''
* If a person is in crit, you can CPR{{anchor|CPR}} them. Remove your and patient's mask and helmet, switch to help intent and click on them.
* If a person is not in critical condition, and they have no bad chemicals in their bloodstream, placing them in an oxygen-filled area will suffice.
* [[Epinephrine]] stops the suffocation damage that is dealt from being in a crit state.
* [[Salbutamol]] quickly treats suffocation damage.
* [[Cryoxadone]] in a [[Medical_items#Cryogenics Tube & Freezer|cryotube]] or a very cold environment heal most types of damage, including suffocation.
* [[Orange juice]] isn't the most effective cure, but it does help a bit when no other options are available
* If a person is missing a heart, replace their heart or give them [[Guide_to_chemistry#Corazone|Corazone]].
* If a person's heart is unstable, use a [[defibrillator]] and their heart should return to normal, or give them [[Guide_to_chemistry#Corazone|Corazone]]. Other electric shocks might be able to restore their heartbeat.
===[[File:Brutefak.png]] Brute===
This is a straight-forward damage category. This is the far right damage type on Health Analyzer. Brute wounds are visible, and limb-specific.

'''Ways of getting damaged:'''
* Being physically hit by almost anything does brute damage.
* Some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|chemicals]] can deal brute damage.
'''Treatment:'''
* If a person is bleeding, use bandages to prevent blood loss.
* Tend Wounds surgery can be used to fully remove brute damage. Have Science research higher levels of surgery and then sync the surgery console in order to utilise better types of Tend Wounds.
* Bruise packs can be applied to the damaged limb. Use a medical scanner or ask the patient to examine themselves.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Bicaridine|Bicaridine]] (in sleepers) and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Styptic_Powder|Styptic Powder]] (found in brute patches) heal brute damage over time.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Salicyclic_Acid|Salicyclic Acid]] quickly heals brute damage over time, slowly if below 50 brute damage and quickly if above 50.
* [[Saline-glucose solution]] heals brute slowly.
* [[Cryoxadone]] in a [[Medical_items#Cryogenics Tube & Freezer|cryotube]] or a very cold environment heal most types of damage, including brute.
* Food can heal brute damage slowly.
* Milk, bilk, soy milk, soy latte, [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Coffee_Latte|cafe latte]], and cream can heal it very slowly.
* There are some job-specific ways of healing it: Donuts heal security, bananas and banana juice heal clowns and monkeys, "nothing" in mime's bottle of nothing heals mimes.
* If the patient has above 80% health then they can use the Sleep verb or be put to sleep (e.g. morphine) and it'll heal brute, burn, toxin and stamina damage. This works faster on beds and tables.
===[[File:Bmed.png]] Burns===
This is a straight-forward damage category. This is the damage type second to the right on Health Analyzer. Burns are visible, and limb-specific.

'''Ways of getting damaged:'''
* Temperatures too high or too low cause burn damage. That includes coldness of space and being set on fire.
* Lasers deal burn damage.
* Some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Phlogiston|chemicals]] deal burn damage.
* Electric shocks deal burn damage.
'''Treatment:'''
* Tend Wounds surgery can be used to fully remove burn damage. Have Science research higher levels of surgery and then sync the surgery console in order to utilise better types of Tend Wounds.
* Ointments can be applied to the damaged limb. Use a medical scanner or ask the patient to examine themselves.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Kelotane|Kelotane]] (in sleepers) and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Silver_Sulfadiazine|Silver Sulfadiazine]] (found in brute patches) heal burn damage over time.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oxandrolone|Oxandrolone]] quickly heals burn damage over time, slowly if under 50 burn damage and quickly if over 50.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Saline-Glucose_Solution|Saline-glucose solution]] heals burn slowly.
* [[Cryoxadone]] in a [[Medical_items#Cryogenics Tube & Freezer|cryotube]] or a very cold environment heal most types of damage, including burn.
* [[Tomato juice]] can heal it very slowly.
* There are some job-specific ways of healing it: Donuts heal security, bananas and banana juice heal clowns and monkeys, "nothing" in mime's bottle of nothing heals mimes.
* If the patient has above 80% health then they can use the Sleep verb or be put to sleep (e.g. morphine) and it'll heal brute, burn, toxin and stamina damage. This works faster on beds and tables.
===[[File:Tmed.png]] Toxins===
This is the second from the left on the Health Analyzer. It is not visible on the person's health doll. Thankfully it is easy to treat.

'''Ways of getting damaged:'''
* Breathing plasma deals toxic damage.
* Many [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxins|chemicals]] deal toxic damage.
* Drinking a lot of alcohol can hurt your liver and deal toxic damage.
* A severely damaged or missing liver will deal toxic damage. Liver failure will also prevent the patient from processing any reagents.
* High doses of [[radiation]] deal toxic damage.
* Mind the difference between chemical named [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxin|"toxin"]] and toxic damage.
'''Treatment:'''
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Charcoal|Charcoal]] heals 2 toxic damage and purges all other chemicals. Cannot OD.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Antitoxin|Antitoxin]] heals 2 toxic damage. OD at 30u.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carthatoline|Carthatoline]] heals 5 toxin damage and purges toxic reagents.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Hepanephrodaxon|Hepanephrodaxon]] heals 12 toxin damage and heals the liver. OD at 10u.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Pentetic_Acid|Pentetic acid]] heals 2 toxin damage and purges all other chemicals quickly at 2u per tick. Also purges large [[radiation]] fast but slows down with lower levels.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Calomel|Calomel]] purges toxic chemicals more quickly than pentetic acid at 2.5 per tick but doesn't heal toxic damage, and will '''deal''' toxic damage if the patient has 20 health or more.
* [[Cryoxadone]] in a [[Medical_items#Cryogenics Tube & Freezer|cryotube]] or a very cold environment heal most types of damage, including toxic.
* [[Surgery#Filter_Blood|Filter Blood]] surgery will purge chemicals from the body at 22% of the reagent per cycle.
* If patient has a damaged liver, [[Guide_to_chemistry#Hepanephrodaxon|Hepanephrodaxon]] will heal the liver, [[Surgery#Hepatectomy|Hepatectomy]] will return the liver to functioning if it's severely damaged.
* If the liver is non-functional, a liver transplant will stop the toxin damage caused by that liver and allow chemicals to work in the body.
* Lime juice, tea, iced tea can slowly heal it.
* Vomiting heals some toxic damage. You usually can't control it, however.
* If the patient has above 80% health then they can use the Sleep verb or be put to sleep (e.g. morphine) and it'll heal brute, burn, toxin and stamina damage. This works faster on beds and tables.
===[[File:Blood Pack.png]] Bleeding===
After a limb sustains 30 brute damage, it will start bleeding. Bleeding can also be caused by cuts from sharp objects.

IVs and gauze [[File:Gauze.png]] will provide relief from bleeding. [[File:IV Drip.png]]

A [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Bloody_Mary|Bloody Mary]] will also replenish lost blood.

'''WARNING: Incorrect blood types are toxic to the patient, and will not replenish their blood!'''
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center; font-size: 75%;"
|+ Blood compatibility table
|-
! rowspan="2" | Recipient
! colspan="9" | Donor
|-
! O−
! O+
! A−
! A+
! B−
! B+
! AB−
! AB+
! L
|-
! O−
| style="width:3em" | [[File:Yes.png]]
| style="width:3em" | [[File:No.png]]
| style="width:3em" | [[File:No.png]]
| style="width:3em" | [[File:No.png]]
| style="width:3em" | [[File:No.png]]
| style="width:3em" | [[File:No.png]]
| style="width:3em" | [[File:No.png]]
| style="width:3em" | [[File:No.png]]
| style="width:3em" | [[File:No.png]]
|-
! O+
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
|-
! A−
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
|-
! A+
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
|-
! B−
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
|-
! B+
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
|-
! AB−
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
|-
! AB+
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
|-
! L
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:No.png]]
| [[File:Yes.png]]
|}
'''Treating bloodloss:'''
# Bandage wound with a medical gauze to stop bleeding.
# Locate brute damage.
# Treat brute damages above ~30 to halt bleeding.
# Assess blood levels, if low or critical, proceed with blood transfusion.
# If a blood transfusion is unavailable, blood will be naturally produced by the body, albeit slowly.
# Iron and most foods will improve blood regeneration.
'''Blood transfusion:'''
# Use medical scanner on patient to find blood type.
# Obtain blood pack from [[surgery]] or [[cargo]].
# Make sure IV drip is in the blue "inject" mode. You toggle this by clicking the IV drip when nothing is attached to it.
# Attach blood pack to IV drip.
# Click-drag IV drip onto patient.
# Check up on patient's blood levels regularly, this process moves quickly.
# Detach patient from IV drip by click-dragging the IV drip onto the patient again, or simply clicking the IV. If you forget this the patient will take some brute damage from the needle being ripped out.
# Detach blood pack by clicking on the IV drip.
'''Blood donation:'''
# Make sure IV drip is in the red "take" mode. You toggle this by clicking the IV drip when nothing is attached to it.
# Attach a beaker or an empty blood pack to IV drip.
# Attach to a donor by click-dragging it onto the donor.
# Blood pack will automatically fill. The alarm will sound if patient's blood levels reach critical.
# Detach IV drip by click-dragging it onto the donor again or simply clicking the IV.
# Click on IV drip to eject the beaker or blood pack. Label appropriately.
=== [[File:Clone.gif]] Cellular damage ===
Rare kind of damage. It is also known as '''Clone damage'''. It shows up on scanners and is visible on examination, but exact numbers aren't shown.
[[File:HealthAnalyzerScanCloneDamage.png|thumb|If you detect no damage with low health at a patient, It means Cellular damage issue.]]
'''Ways of getting damaged:'''
* Slimes. They deal cellular damage when they feed on someone.
* Greed's Slot Machine, found in the Lavaland ruin that corresponds to Greed.
* Cloned people will have cellular damage, unless the cloner is fully upgraded and the cloning was 100% complete.
* Decloners from [[Abductor]]s or [[Guide_to_research_and_development|R&D]].
'''Treatment:'''
* [[Cryoxadone]] in a [[#Cryogenics_Tube|cryotube]] is the most common way to heal cellular damage.
* [[Rezadone]] instantly heals all cellular damage, even with only a 1 unit pill, and does not require a cryotube. But it's hard to get.
Keep in mind that cellular damage is not related to [[Guide_to_genetics#Mutations_and_Their_Consequences|genetic disabilities]] (which must be treated with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mutadone|mutadone]])! They are different things.

=== [[File:Liver_organ.png]] Organ damage ===
Organ damage will cause side-effects as they reach thresholds, which will alert the owner when passed. If an organ shows up as "non-functional", that means its failing, and will not work, and will cause some life-threatening ailments depending on which organ it is. There is currently no way to see the exact damage of each organ, but for the most part they function on low-threshold, high-threshold, and failing, which will show up as "mildly damaged", "severely damaged", and "non-functional" lists when you scan someone with a medical scanner. Note that all the listed organs decay over time, which is the most common way they'll get damaged- but [[Surgery#Cybernetic_Organs|synthetic organs]] do not! The best way to avoid any of these side-effects is to replace your fleshy organs for [[Surgery#Cybernetic_Organs|metallic ones]], though these too come with downsides in the form of EMP vulnerability.

'''Ways of getting damaged:'''
* Flashes and sharp objects in the eyes (eyes)
* Loud noises (ears)
* Appendicitis (appendix)
* Otherwise, an organ that's not in a living body (thus is on the ground or in a dead body) will decay if not held in a freezer, fridge, morgue unit, or [[Machines#Smartfridge|organ smartfridge]]. Organs will go from perfectly healthy to broken in 15 minutes, except for hearts, which will decay completely in 4 minutes, and brains, which will decay completely in 30 minutes.
'''Treatment:'''
* [[Surgery#Coronary_Bypass|A coronary bypass]] can be performed on a heart that's decayed past 60 damage, and restores functionality. Good for getting a heart that's too damaged to defib to work again.
* [[Surgery#Lobectomy|A lobectomy]] will do the same as above but for the lungs, which will scarce occur due to their 15 minute decay timer, but it's still an option.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]] will rapidly fix damaged eyes, clearing any shortsightedness/blindness caused by damage.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Inacusiate|Inacusiate]] will immediately fix damaged ears to a perfect state.
* Otherwise, time and health will fix most organs (not the brain!). The healthier you are, the faster this rate goes, with a base rate of around half an hour for an organ to go from max damage to perfectly healthy. Taking vitamins increases your health, and thus increases this rate, so eat smart!
'''Side-Effects:'''
* Damaged ears will occasionally flare up with tinnitus, causing very brief deafness, with increasingly frequent bouts until the ears are non-functional, at which point you become deaf.
* Damaged eyes will grow increasingly short-sighted, until finally becoming blind when non-functional.
* Damaged lungs will make you cough, increase the rate at which you breath by 25% and will collapse if non-functional, causing rapid suffocation. Life-threatening!
* A non-functional appendix will burst, causing toxin damage until the organ is removed. Life-threatening!
* A damaged heart will increase the rate at which you breath by 25%, and will cease when non-functional, causing immediate heart attack. Life-threatening!
* A damaged stomach will be unable to hold nutriment and food down as easily, causing vomiting depending on the amount of food consumed and the damage of the stomach. A non-functional stomach does not digest any food.
====Organ table====
Each organ has 100 max hp except the eyes which have 50, and the brain which has 200.
{|class="wikitable"
!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|
!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Organ
!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Decay time
!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Damage effects
!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Non-functional/broken effects
!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Treatment
|-
|[[File:Heart.png]]
|Heart
|4 minutes
|Expends oxygen faster by increasing breathing rate.
|Heart attack. The patient will fall [[Status_Effects#Unconscious|unconscious]] and rapidly take suffocation and brute damage until death. A broken heart stops [[#Defibrillation|defibrillation]] from working.
|[[Surgery#Coronary_Bypass|Coronary bypass]] or replacing the heart with [[Surgery#Organ_Manipulation|surgery]]. Heart attack is treatable with [[#Defibrillation|defibrillation]] unless the heart is broken.
|-
|[[File:Liver_organ.png]]
|Liver
|15 minutes
|Toxin damage.
|Rapid toxin damage and chemicals are no longer processed.
|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Higadrite|Higadrite]] and/or replacing the liver with [[Surgery#Organ_Manipulation|surgery]].
|-
|[[File:Lungs.png]]
|Lungs
|15 minutes
|Coughing and expends oxygen faster by increasing breathing rate.
|Prevents breathing, leading to rapid death from suffocation.
|[[Surgery#Lobectomy|Lobectomy]] or replacing the lungs with [[Surgery#Organ_Manipulation|surgery]].
|-
|[[File:Appendix.png|Appendix]]
|Appendix
|15 minutes
|Nothing.
|It bursts, causing toxin damage until the organ is removed.
|Removing the appendix with [[Surgery#Organ_Manipulation|surgery]].
|-
|[[File:Stomach_organ.png]]
|Stomach
|15 minutes
|Causing vomiting depending on the amount of food consumed and the damage of the stomach.
|Can't digest any food.
|Replacing the stomach with [[Surgery#Organ_Manipulation|surgery]].
|-
|[[File:Eyes.png]]
|Eyes
|15 minutes
|Worsening eyesight until fully blind.
|Blindness.
|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]] or [[Surgery#Eye_Surgery|eye surgery]].
|-
|[[File:Ears.png]]
|Ears
|15 minutes
|Worsening occasional tinnitus, causing very brief deafness.
|Deafness.
|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Inacusiate|Inacusiate]].
|-
|[[File:Brain.png]]
|Brain
|30 minutes
|See [[#Brain_damage|Brain damage]].
|Death.
|See [[#Brain_damage|Brain damage]].
|}
=== [[File:Brain.png]] Brain damage ===
Nasty. Randomly causes [[Guide_to_Traumas|brain traumas]] and other problems. If a brain reaches 0% health, the person dies. To be able to see exact brain health you can use an advanced health analyzer; the [[CMO]] gets one of by default.

'''Ways of getting damaged:'''
* Certain chemicals such as [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mercury|mercury]], [[Guide_to_chemistry#Impedrezene|impedrezene]], or [[Guide_to_chemistry#Fentanyl|fentanyl]]
* Abusing certain [[Guide_to_chemistry#Narcotics|narcotics]].
* [[Chaplain]]'s bible applied to the head.
* [[Blood Cult|Unholy Water]]
* [[Infections#Infection_Listings|Brainrot]]
* Earthsblood from [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Plants|Ambrosia Gaia]].
'''Treatment:'''
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]] pills or injections slowly cure brain damage, but does not cure [[Guide_to_Traumas|brain traumas]]. Can be poured directly on a brain.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]] will treat the most '''basic''' brain traumas. These traumas have no prefix on health analyzer.
* [[Surgery#Brain_Recalibration|Brain Recalibration]], will also cure '''severe''' traumas. You can identify severe brain traumas by the prefix "severe" on health analyzer. [[Nanites#Healing_Programs|Nanites]] can cure these and lower level traumas.
* [[Surgery#Lobotomy|Lobotomy]] will cure '''deep-rooted brain traumas''', but at the risk of causing a different '''permanent''' trauma. You can identify deep-rooted brain traumas by the prefix "deep-rooted" on health analyzer. Additionally [[Virus#Symptoms_Table|viruses]] and [[Nanites#Healing_Programs|nanites]] can cure these.
* '''Permanent''' brain traumas are either permanent or curable with magic, which is typically unavailable. A lobotomy can cause these traumas. You can identify permanent brain traumas by the prefix "permanent" on health analyzer. If you get one of these, then assume "this is my life now".

=== [[File:DoubleESword.png]] Dismemberment ===
Patients may lose their head, legs or arms. A patient missing arms can't hold items or interact with objects. Missing legs will slow down a patient, but missing both legs also prevents them from holding any items unless they're buckled to a chair. Missing both arms and legs Patients missing a head will die in most cases as their body lacks its brain.

Examining a patient will describe any missing limbs.

'''Ways of getting damaged:'''
* Strong physical forces, such as explosions.
* Getting hit by strong, sharp objects such as swords.
** Patients who experience severe trauma to the chest may have their organs spill out, but the torso will remain intact.
* Amputation via [[surgery]].
'''Treatment:'''
* [[Surgery#Prosthetic_Replacement|Prosthetic replacement]] via [[surgery]].
** Cyborg limbs may be used. Robotics can produce cyborg limbs, but there is also a crate of cheap prosthetic limbs in Medbay Storage.
** Organic limbs may be used. In most cases a detached limb can be found and reattached. However, all the limb's damage will be transferred to the patient, so be ready to treat brute and bleeding. Any organic limb will also cause toxin damage when replaced.
** Synthetic limbs from a [[Limb Grower|limb grower]] may be used. The limb grower can only produce arms and legs, unless [[Emag|emagged]] in which case they can also grow [[Changeling#Arm Blade|something you may find familiar]].
== Using Stasis Beds, Cryogenics and Sleepers ==
{{anchor|Using Sleepers and Cryogenics}}
=== [[File:Stasis_bed_off.png]][[Medical_items#Lifeform_Stasis_Unit|Lifeform Stasis Units]]===
[[Medical_items#Lifeform_Stasis_Unit|Stasis Beds]] can be found in [[Medbay|medbay]]. They are [[Machines#Lifeform_Stasis_Unit|constructable]] [[Guide_to_construction#Machines|machines]]. You can buckle patients to them to put them into '''stasis'''. While in stasis they no longer bleed, no longer process [[Guide_to_chemistry|reagents]] or [[Infections|diseases]] (good or bad), and if [[#Death|dead]] it freezes their [[#Death|defibrillation timer]]. Buckle [[Health#Critical_Status|badly hurt]] or [[#Death|dead]] patients on them to be able to safely treat them without them dying. Give them any [[Guide_to_chemistry#Core_Healing_Medicines|medicine]] they need and then remove the patients from the stasis bed so the medication starts healing them. The patient is awake and fully aware while in stasis. You can turn the beds off or on with alt-click.
=== [[File:Cryo.gif]] [[Medical_items#Cryogenics Tube & Freezer|Cryogenics Tube]] ===
{{anchor|Cryo Tube}}
Cryotube uses the fact that [[cryoxadone]] is effective at healing all types of damage, but only works in cold environments. '''Use it mainly to heal cellular damage''', or if you're out of other options/unsure what to do. This is slow and forces the patient to sleep, so prefer using brute/fire patches for common damage types.

[[Guide_to_advanced_construction#Cryogenics_Tube|Cryotubes can also be upgraded by science parts.]] Better matter bins allow them to work slightly faster and more efficiently.

How to prepare '''(This needs to be done at the start of every round!)''':
# Wrench the oxygen canisters to connect them to the tubes and the freezer.
# Turn on the [[Atmospherics_items#Freezer|freezer]]. Set it to lowest temperature available.
# Load beakers with [[Guide_to_chemistry|chemicals]]. A common and highly effective mix for general use is [[cryoxadone]], [[Guide_to_chemistry#Clonexadone|clonexadone]] and [[mannitol]].
#* All [[Guide_to_chemistry|chemicals]] will work, so you can add anything. This is the job of [[chemist]]s.
#* Be sure to only add chemicals that you can't overdose on, as patients in cryo will receive large doses of all chemicals in the beaker.
# Set the tubes to Auto instead of Manual, so they'll open after the patient is healed. Otherwise, they'll be trapped in until someone opens the tube from outside.
How to use:
# Ensure the cryo tube is open first. If not, open it.
# Pull the person on top of the tube.
# Remove all clothes that prevent freezing, such as hardsuits. Else it won't work.
# Close the cryo tube with its menu, or click on them with your mouse and drag their sprite to the tube.
# Open the tube menu and turn it on. If their health starts to improve (sometimes it takes a moment to start), they're all set. If not, make sure everything is set up properly (cryoxadone in the tubes? pressure in the canisters?).
# Turning it on will put the patient to sleep.
# If set to auto, the tube will turn off and pop open automatically.
# Shake the person to get them up (switch to help intent and click on them multiple times).
# Let them redress (or do it for them) then kick them out.
 
If you ever see this: 
[[File:Trapped_in_cryo.png]]

Then those people are trapped in powered off cryo tubes. Run to them immediately and either turn the tubes ON or let the patients out! Make sure cryo tube doors are also set to AUTO and not MANUAL. And make sure the patients are actually healing, or else you have to try other treatments instead.
=== [[File:Sleeper.gif]] [[Medical_items#Sleeper|Sleeper]] ===
Sleepers allow you to inject various chemicals, and have unlimited stocks of them. Sleepers cannot inject most chemicals when the patient's health is very low, with the exception of injecting [[epinephrine]].

Sleepers also show you chemicals present in person's bloodstream.

Scientists can produce upgraded parts for [[Guide_to_advanced_construction#Sleeper|sleepers]] for better medicines.

How to use:
# Ensure the sleeper is open. If it's not, open it.
# Pull the patient near the sleeper.
# Click and hold on the patient, move the cursor to the sleeper, then release. This puts the patient inside.
# Click on the sleeper to open the menu.
# Inject chemicals they need. (See the [[Machines#Sleeper|list of sleeper chemicals]] available).
# Open the sleeper and remove the patient.
== Rarer Cases ==
These situations are not as common as normal damages, but they are still VERY LIKELY to happen. AND most of these cases are also more severe, and it is essential to be fucking fast and know this stuff! '''So read up, these are the things that will separate quacks from real doctors!'''
===Overdose===
Giving too much of some chemicals or drugs can cause an overdose. This means that you aren't doing your job correctly and you may even kill the patient if you don't stop doing it! Check the ''overdose threshold'' column in the [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|guide to chemistry]] before you use a medicine.

Overdosed Reagents will continue to apply their negative effect and not any of its normal effects until its fully out of the patient.

How to treat:
* [[Charcoal]] purges chemicals slowly and can help with toxin damage.
* [[Calomel]] purges chemicals quickly and is relatively easy to make in chemistry.
* [[Pentetic acid]] clears all chemicals from the body very quickly.
*[[Guide to chemistry#Antihol|Antihol]] purges alcoholic beverages quickly and can be used in conjunction with other chemicals since they are not purged
===[[File:Hudill.png]] Disease===
Diseases are the most frustrating thing you will deal with, as it spreads, and can infect you as well. A disease can be identified easily with the Health Scanner HUD, it giving an unhappy-face-icon next to the patient. PDA or a Health Analyzer will give more detailed information about the disease and its cure.

How to Treat:
# Suit up in [[Clothes_and_internals#bodywear|anti-viral equipment]].
# Isolate the patient from public areas (if they have an infectious disease).
# Use your Health Analyzer or PDA to see the cure for the disease (see the [[Understanding stats|list of possible cures]]). This won't work if the disease is stealthy.
# If the virus is stealthy, you must take a blood sample to a PanD.E.M.I.C 2200 to see the cure.
# Administer the chemical element needed OR if the virologist has made a vaccine, administering one unit of it will instantly cure and immunize.
# Monitor the patient's condition and do not leave them until they are clear and have become resistant to the disease.
# Check if you are infected after dealing with the patient.
After:
* If you did not have the vaccine for the disease, see [[Infections#How_to_create_a_vaccine|How to create a vaccine]].
Cloned people lose their immunity and can be reinfected.
===Blindness===
The person cannot see, they usually will scream about this endlessly.

How to treat:
* If vision is just blurry, give [[Guide_to_plants#Carrot|carrot]]s or a pair of [[prescription glasses]].
* If they are completely blind, [[Surgery#Eye surgery|eye surgery]].
* [[Omnizine]] has a chance of curing blindness while slowly healing eye damage.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]] can be made by chemistry, and will heal all eye damage.
===Deafness===
The person cannot hear, they are usually unresponsive to verbal communication and can't even hear themselves talking.

What causes it:
* Genetic mutations can cause genetic deafness.
* Ear damage can render a person deaf temporarily, but extreme ear damage causes permanent deafness.
* Explosions cause ear damage.
* Flashbangs cause ear damage.
How to treat:
* Most ear damage will heal on its own.
* [[Guide_to_chemistry#Inacusiate|Inacusiate]] heals ear damage instantly.
* Put earmuffs on the patient and ear damage will quickly heal.
* Mutadone can reset genetic mutations including deafness.
===Genetic Disabilities===
Disabilities cannot be cured by normal medical tools. If a patient appears to be unable to move and/or they speak in very short sentences, they most likely have a genetic disability.

How to treat:
* Ask a competent [[geneticist]] to remove the bad mutation.
* A one unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mutadone|mutadone]] pill or injection will instantly cure all genetic abnormalities. This includes beneficial ones.
===[[Health#Radiation|Radiation]]===
Radiation causes people to lose hair, puke, black out, and take steady toxin damage. It may cause people to mutate and gain genetic disabilities as well. Radiation either comes from space radiation surges, after which crew members will "feel strange" and begin to vomit, but more likely you'll be treating engineers who got too close to the supermatter, atmos techs (or bystanders) doing badly contained fusion work, or geneticists and people undergoing genetic testing who've stuck themselves with too many SE injectors.

A medical analyzer will only say whether a patient is irradiated or not, so you need a Geiger counter or advanced medical analyzer to see the exact radiation levels of a patient.

How to treat:
* If you have [[potassium iodide]] or [[pentetic acid]], use them. These will remove the radiation before it poisons the patient further.
* Give the patient a shower to help lower radiation levels.
* Else, treat with [[charcoal]] or toxin-healing chems until the radiation levels have subsided.
* Heavily irradiated patients will irradiate anyone around them. Try to isolate the patient, check rads on whoever dragged them in, and get yourself treated as well.
* If they were sitting by the SM for a while before someone got them out, or if atmos has been misbehaving and things have really gone to shit, the (probably dead) patient's clothes or other items could be contaminated. Keep in mind that you can scan items with a Geiger, although if things have gotten to this point you are probably too busy with people to have time to do that. Put their old body somewhere away from the cloner, at least.
===Hallucinations===
This nasty effect causes the victim to see (usually deadly) objects in his and others' hands, along with random visions of people and creatures attacking him, causing stamina damage. Extremely unpleasant. Caused by [[Changeling|changelings]], [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mindbreaker_Toxin|mindbreaker toxin]], [[supermatter]], and some bad 'shrooms.

How to treat:
* [[Synaptizine]] is good for removing hallucinations. But can cause light toxin damage.
* [[Haloperidol]] is not as good as synaptizine at removing hallucinations, but it will also quickly purge drugs that are likely causing them.
==[[File:Huddead.png|32px]] Death==
So your patient is dead. There are several [[#Typical_cases_of_death|typical cases of death]]. If your patient is a [[#Normal_dead_body|normal dead body]] though (with a head and brain), your first course of action is usually to prepare the body for [[#Defibrillation|defibrillation]].
===Revival methods===
====[[File:Defib.png]]Defibrillation====
The [[Medical_items#Defibrillator|defibrillator]] can shock a body back to life. Defibrillation has a timed window of 15 minutes, but the heart will [[#Organ_damage|decay]] in only 4 minutes and must typically be [[Surgery#Coronary_Bypass|repaired]] for a late defibrillation to work. Other [[#Organ_table|organs]] may be damaged as well.
# Examine the body. Does it say they '''committed suicide''' or that their '''soul has departed'''? Nothing you can do for them, fast track them to the [[morgue]], also make sure they aren't a [[Plasmaman]] or [[IPC]] as both cannot be defib'ed, don't be the guy that tries to defib a IPC for 5 minutes while they scream at you in deadchat.
# If the body has this icon [[File:Huddefib.gif|32px]] on your [[Medical_items#Health_Scanner_HUD|health scanner hud]] it means its soul is still online and has not used the "Do Not Resuscitate" button. Inject the patient with some [[Guide_to_chemistry#Formaldehyde|formaldehyde]] ([[General_items#Epinephrine_MediPen|medipens]] have some) or buckle them to a [[#Lifeform_Stasis_Units|Stasis Bed]] to stop the organ decay, and scan them with a [[Medical_items#Health_Analyzer|health analyzer]]. Do they have more than 180 brute or burn damage (tracked separately, having 179 of each is fine)? If so, you must heal the corpse with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Synthflesh|synthflesh]] or [[Surgery#Tend_Wounds|surgery]] until it has under 180 brute and burn. You can buy [[Guide_to_chemistry#Synthflesh|synthflesh]] from the [[Vending_machines#NanoMed_Plus|NanoMed Plus]] or have it made in [[Guide_to_chemistry#Synthflesh|chemistry]].
# If the [[Medical_items#Health_Analyzer|health analyzer]] says the patient's heart is non-functional, the heart must be [[Surgery#Coronary_Bypass|repaired]] or [[Surgery#Organ_Manipulation|replaced]].
# If the patient is wearing a space suit or [[Clothing_and_Accessories#Hardsuits|hardsuit]], take it off. To take it off, drag the sprite of the patient onto yours, and click the hardsuit in the menu that pops up.
# [[File:Husk.png]] If the body is a grey husk see [[#Husk|husk]].
# If the patient is missing too much blood, do a [[#Bleeding|blood transfusion]].
# Once the patient is prepared, equip your [[Medical_items#Defibrillator|defib]]. The [[Medical_items#Defibrillator|large one]] goes on your backpack slot, and the [[Medical_items#Compact_Defibrillator|compact defib]] that the [[CMO]] gets goes on your belt slot. Then empty both of your hands, and click the new defib hud icon on your top left to take out the paddles. Activate/click the paddles with the hand you're holding them in to wield them in both hands. Stop dragging the patient (with '''H''' or '''delete''') or you will be shocked. Switch to '''help''' [[File:Intent_Help.png]] intent, target the chest, and then click on the patient. After a few seconds, you'll deliver an electric shock.
# If the defib pings and says the resuscitation was successful, use [[#Treatment|medicine]] on them and unbuckle them from the [[#Lifeform_Stasis_Units|Stasis Bed]] to make them start healing up. If the defib instead says they have severe tissue damage, they are either a [[#Husk|husk]], have a non-functional crucial organ or have more than 180 brute or burn damage, and needs to be repaired more.
A successful defibrillation will instantly heal some basic damage and put the patient in a hardcrit state. If the revived patient had less damage than that the defib will instead deal suffocation damage to put them in crit.
====Strange Reagent====
Another option for revival is the [[Guide_to_chemistry|chemical]] [[Guide_to_chemistry#Strange_Reagent|strange reagent]], which works similarly to [[#Defibrillator|defibrillation]], except with slightly different requirements (read them [[Guide_to_chemistry#Strange_Reagent|here]]). Use the same steps to prepare the body as before [[#Defibrillator|defibrillation]], except this revival method also restores some blood levels and organ damage depending on how much of the reagent you use. Muest be [[Guide_to_chemistry#Ingest|ingested]].
====Replica Pod cloning====
If you can't find the patient's brain your only choice is try to turn them into a [[Podman|podperson]]. See [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Replica_Pod_Cloning|here]] how. Note there is no way for you to see if a brainless body has a soul or not, since the examine message won't tell you. If the patient has no blood, you can give blood to the corpse, then use that for podding.
====Revival surgery====
[[Surgery#Revival|Revival surgery]] is an optional way to bring people back to life. See the [[Surgery#Revival|surgery]] page for details. This may be useful for races without hearts since it makes you defibrillate the head instead of the heart.
==== Cloning ====
Cloning is the easiest but also the most time-wasting and expensive form of revival, just drag the corpse into the cloning scanner, press scan on the cloner and if everything is good you can just go to their records and press clone, science can research better parts for the cloner so its cheaper,faster and deals less cellular damage
===Typical cases of death===
The following tables contain suggested actions for when you encounter corpses, heads or brains.
====Normal dead body====
Examine the body. 
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!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Body examine message
!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Means
!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Treatment
|-
|He/she is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
|The patient has a connected soul/ghost online and is thus eligible for revival. '''Note:''' A corpse without brain/head shows this message even if there is no soul.
|See [[#Revival_methods|revival methods]].
|-
|He/she is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his/her soul has departed...
|No soul. Can not be revived. Caused by patient ghosting (leaving body when alive), logging off or using the Do-Not-Resuscitate action. Or there never was a soul in the first place.
|Bring to morgue.
|-
|His/her soul seems to have been ripped out of his/her body. Revival is impossible.
|Patient [[Devil#Contracts|sold]] or lost their soul. Can not be revived.
|Bring to morgue.
|-
|He/she appears to have committed suicide... there is no hope of recovery.
|Patient committed suicide, which makes revival impossible.
|Bring to morgue.
|-
|It appears that his/her brain is missing...
|Brain is missing.
|See [[#Replica_Pod_cloning|Replica Pod cloning]].
|-
|His/her head is missing!
|Head is missing.
|See [[#Replica_Pod_cloning|Replica Pod cloning]].
|}
====Head without body====
Examine the head. 
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!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Head examine message
!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Means
!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Treatment
|-
|The brain has been removed from ''name's'' head.
|No brain. Nothing you can do.
|Bring to morgue.
|-
|There's a miserable expression on ''name's'' face; they must have really hated life. There's no hope of recovery.
|Suicide. Nothing you can do.
|Bring to morgue.
|-
|It's leaking some kind of... clear fluid? The brain inside must be in pretty bad shape.
|The brain inside has 0 health.
|
*Option 1: Attach head to a body with [[Surgery#Prosthetic_Replacement|prosthetic replacement]], fix brain with [[Surgery#Brain_Recalibration|brain recalibration]]. Then see [[#Revival_methods|revival methods]]. This preserves identity.
*Option 2: Cut the brain out and repair it with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|mannitol]]. Put it in a new body with [[Surgery#Organ_Manipulation|organ manipulation]]. Then see [[#Revival_methods|revival methods]].
|-
|Its muscles are twitching slightly... It seems to have some life still in it.
|Head has a soul.
|Move head or brain to a new body with surgery and use a [[#Revival_methods|revival method]].
|-
|It's completely lifeless. Perhaps there'll be a chance for them later.
|Head's soul isn't around anymore, but revival may be possible if it comes back (online).
|Leave it around or put the brain in a Man-Machine Interface [[File:MMI.png|MMI]] so it can talk if it comes back.
|-
|It's completely lifeless.
|No soul. Permanent.
|Bring to morgue.
|}
====[[File:Brain.png]]Brain without body====
Examine the brain. 
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!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Brain examine message
!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Means
!scope="col" style="font-weight: bold;" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'| Treatment
|-
|It's started turning slightly grey. They must not have been able to handle the stress of it all.
|Suicide. Nothing you can do.
|Bring to morgue.
|-
|It seems to still have a bit of energy within it, but it's rather damaged... You may be able to restore it with some mannitol.
|Brain has 0 health.
|Repair it with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|mannitol]]. Put it in a new body with [[Surgery#Organ_Manipulation|organ manipulation]]. Then see [[#Revival_methods|revival methods]]. or try and clone it
|-
|You can feel the small spark of life still left in this one, but it's got some bruises. You may be able to restore it with some mannitol.
|Brain is damaged but not broken.
|Same as above.
|-
|You can feel the small spark of life still left in this one.
|Brain is fine and has a soul.
|Put it in a new body with [[Surgery#Organ_Manipulation|organ manipulation]]. Then see [[#Revival_methods|revival methods]] or try and clone it.
|-
|This one is completely devoid of life.
|No soul. Permanent.
|Bring to morgue.
|}
====[[File:Husk.png|32px]]Husk====
Typically a victim of heavy [[#Burns|burn damage]]. It can be unhusked with 100u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Synthflesh|synthflesh]] or 1u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Rezadone|rezadone]]. The corpse must have under 50 burn damage for it to work. Proceed to [[#Revival_methods|revival methods]] afterwards. If unhusking doesn't work then the corpse may be a [[Changeling|changeling]] victim. A Changeling victim needs a brain transplant to be revivable.

Note on Synthflesh Revival as of Mar. 7 2021:

It is recommended to '''not''' apply via splashing, as it does nothing. Apply 2 40u patches (=80u) and spray 3 10u from a spray can (=110u) to trigger de-husking. Still, changeling husks being un-dehuskable still applies. (This is a work-around for current spaghetti code.)
====Completely messed up corpse====
A body could be missing all limbs except head, be husked, bloodless, contaminated with radiation and have 600 damage etc. In these cases the simple solution is to [[Surgery#Amputation|amputate]] the head and attach it to a fresh body with [[Surgery#Prosthetic_Replacement|prosthetic replacement]]. Then use your [[#Revival_methods|revival method]] of choice.
== Primary care for other races ==
There are several other species encountered on the shift, they may require specific methods or alternative medicines
=== Nanotrasen Approved Crewmembers ===
===== Humans =====
Everything in is guide assumes the patient is human so no variant healing is required
===== Lizards =====
No difference to humans in terms of medicine besides cryoxadone based cryogenics being less effective
===== Plasmamen =====
This race is notably harder to revive due to the lack of heart and the need for plasma in gas form.

To revive them you need a way to defibrillate and it can be accomplished by
* Using organ manipulation to insert a working heart into its chest
* Using revival surgery
* Using Strange Reagent
Afterwards you need a suit for them, which hopefully isnt already destroyed and plasma based internals. A spare tank can be printed from the medical protolathe but it lacks the plasma. You will have to get some from science or atmospherics.

In place of plasma internals, sabutamol, perflurodecalin and dexalin can keep the patient alive as he attempts to replenish his plasma.
===== Mothpeople =====
No difference to humans, they may require extra occuline occassionally

If their wings are burnt off it cannot be repaired with surgery and require replacement. Possibly from a empty clone
===== Ethereals =====
No difference to humans in terms of medicine but may require manual charging by a doctor using High-power energy bars. The optimal way is to bring them to robotics and placing them in a charger
===== IPCs =====
These Require welders on help intent to repair brute damage and cable coils for burn damage. Send them to robotics for repair if medical lacks tools to do it. However, Tend wounds will work on IPCs if in a pinch.

Additionally IPCS require [[Guide to chemistry#System Cleaner|System Cleaner]] for toxin damage or [[Guide to chemistry#Solder|Solder]] for "brain" damage It is recommended administering these chemicals via syringe.

in fringe cases where IPCs take burn damage without any clear source consider cooling the body down using a freezing shower or sending to robotics for organ replacement

===== Squidpeople =====
No difference to humans but vehemently reject salt. Consider using vaccines to cure them if the virus requires salt to cure and purge it immediately after with chemicals
===== Apids =====
No difference to humans but you cannot administer medicine using smoke. Consider asking apid patients for some honey for surgery
===== Oozeling/Slimeperson =====
These are potentially hard to cure patients and can be mistaken for etherals.

They are unable to metabolise many forms of medicines without drawback if said reagent can heal toxin damage. This includes omnizine, Epinephrine (If in crit), Tricordazine, atropine. If accidentally administered purge it with calomel.

Slime ooze is also harder to replenish if there are factors draining it such as lack of nutrition. If they are missing limbs, make sure they have more than 100% blood, as they will more than likely regenerate their limbs after waking up.

If an oozeling has blood filter nanites, administer Perfluorodecalin from the sleeper, then get them to science for <s>them to die because no scientist knows how to remove nanites</s> a scientist to remove the nanites in time before they run out of blood.

The prime ways to replenish blood are by overfeeding patients with nutrition or administering toxins.

If the patient requires tox healing, and there are no toxin bottles, administer [[Guide_to_chemistry#Perfluorodecalin|Perfluorodecalin]] available in the sleeper. It has virtually no downsides to oozelings.

Do not admit oozlings to cryogenics as the cold harms them.

== Afternote ==
'''PLEASE NOTE''' In the morgue there are lights on the side of the trays. The red light means there is a dead body with no ghost occupying it. Green light means there is a body with a ghost in it, which means you should attempt to [[#Revival_methods|revive]] it. The green light is normally accompanied by a beeping sound as well, which can be turned off by alt-clicking the tray. If you aren't serious about healing someone, don't give up halfway. Get proper medical staff to help them. At least try to have a doctor save them.
==Plasmaman Cloning==
'''i am so fucking pissed I'm doing this out of PURE ANGER'''

How to clone a Plasmaman A step by step guide (for my suffering to end)

IF THEY ARE HUSKED DO THIS FIRST
if they are husked, get something sharp and aim for the head, cut head off
use a sharp object on decapped head to extract brain
now put the brain in clone scanner
complete

Put plasmaman into cloning scanner
Scan them, start the cloning process
Drag their dead body to cloning pod
Undress them and leave their clothes in a pile
Turn on shower near cloning pod
Once they pop out of cloner, put them under the shower and wait for them to dress up
PLEASE DO NOT WALK AWAY, WATCH THEM GET THERE SHIT ON FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

But what if there are no clothes / we only found their head

if they are husked, get something sharp and aim for the head, cut head off
use a sharp object on decapped head to extract brain
now put the brain in clone scanner
complete

Have a blue ("Oxygen Deprivation") medkit nearby
Once they pop out of the cloner, put them under the shower and feed them a few blue pills (Salbutamol) from the aforementioned medkit. Plasmamen suffocate if they don't have plasma to breathe!
No Salbutamol? Epinephrine and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Perfluorodecalin|Perfluorodecalin]] work too.
you should also go to clothes vendor and get both an envirosuit and spare envirohelmet, open your box in your bag and give them your mask.

Written by angry(er) plasmaman who got tired of being cloned 3(00) times by clueless (brain-damaged) doctors (and CMO) before they gave up, put him in a body bag and hauled to the morgue
AND THEN GOT CLONED BY THE AI AND A CHAPLAIN
[[Category:Guides]]

== Oozeling Revival ==
'''i am doing this out of pure salt after some medic not being able to revive an oozeling for the 50<s>000</s>th time'''
=== How to revive an Oozeling 101: ===
# '''Check their Blood Level.''' If they have negative amounts of blood, just yeet them in the cloner. The roundstart ooze supply isn't sufficient to fix that. There's this massive misconception that welder fuel acts as blood for Oozelings, here's a hint: '''''It Does not act as Blood for them.''''' (While it is true that PROCESSING the fuel gives them blood, it is useless since they immediately die after 1 tick due to oxyloss from negative levels of blood.) If they have LOW blood, don't waste the slime ooze pack on them. Instead throw them in the sleeper and give them [[Guide_to_chemistry#Perfluorodecalin|Perfluorodecalin]], as it heals their oxygen damage '''''AND''''' regenerates their blood slowly. Skip this step if their blood level is normal.
# '''Check the Damage Levels.''' If they have Brute/Burn damage, apply medication as you would for a normal human being. For toxin damage, see step 3. Contrary to popular belief, '''SALT DOES NOT HURT OOZELINGS.'''
#'''Check their Chemicals.''' I cannot fucking stress how important it is to know what's inside an oozeling, if there's ''any'' chemical that heals toxin damage, you need to get that out, preferably with [https://wiki.beestation13.com/view/Surgery#Filter_Blood blood filter surgery] . Do not use [[Guide_to_chemistry#Charcoal|Charcoal]] or [[Guide to chemistry#Pentetic Acid|Pentetic Acid]] to purge chemicals as it will damage them. [[Guide_to_chemistry#Calomel|Calomel]] is prefered as it not only doesn't cause damage, but heals them. Nothing that would cause toxin damage in an Oozeling? They may have nanites. In this case, '''cry''', as no scientist knows they can remove nanites. If this applies, drag them to the cloner in shame.
Once you follow these 3 simple steps, you ''SHOULD'' be able to revive them via defibrilator. Once you do, yeet them in a nearby sleeper and apply [[Guide_to_chemistry#Perfluorodecalin|Perfluorodecalin]], but please, ''please'', '''''PLEASE''''', for the love of God do not overdose them on that shit.

Written by an '''EXTREMELY''' angry Oozeling player because half of medical can't do their fucking job

Emag

2022-10-15T11:35:13Z

Bluezorua: removes pointless mention of TG

{{Item
|bgcolor1 = #cccccc
|bgcolor2 = #cccccc
|name = Cryptographic Sequencer
|image = Emag.png
|foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 6 telecrystals.
|usedfor = Gaining entrance to restricted areas or lockers, unlocking hidden features in machinery, bending borgs to your will.
|strategy = Use this to enter areas you don't have access to. Just make sure nobody sees you as the door will spark.
|description = Also called an E-Mag ('''e'''lectro'''mag'''netic card), it allows you to quite literally open anything. It will open any door, locker, crate, and can short out weapon locks. The issue is that once used on something, that something breaks permanently, doors stay stuck open, locker don't lock, weapons can be used by anyone. While this can have the desired effect, it also leaves a trail for people to follow (mostly doors). It also has a fairly noticeable visual when you use it (generally sparks shooting out of whatever it was used on), but besides gaining access through mundane locks, there are a number of other uses that E-Mags have. You can use it on [[robotics|Robots]], to make them generally malicious to the station, they can be used on certain computers to gain unusual effects, the most useful of which being allowing you drop the emergency shuttle countdown to 10 seconds if you use it on the shuttle computer. It also works on the QM's computer to order spec ops crates, and is just overall brilliant for QMs, allowing them to unlock crates. E-Magging welded or bolted doors will also break them, leaving them closed shut for good. E-magging a cyborg will change its lawset to follow you, and only those who you designate. You can order it to then go on a killing spree, retrieve an item, or any other number of things! It's like having your own personal slave!
Experiment! Who knows what else it could work on.
}}

== Things it can be used on ==

=== Airlock ===

If it can be opened, opens it and breaks so it stays open.

If it can't be opened, just breaks so it stays closed.

Airlocks unable to be opened, due to such things as being bolted or welded shut, technically cannot be bypassed with the emag. However, it is but a simple matter of simply screwdrivering open the panel and crowbarring out the now useless electronics and loosening the bolts with a wrench.

=== Cyborg ===

Unlocks the panel if it's closed.

Rewrites cyborg's laws to obey you if opened, and unlocks some special modules depending on the cyborg type.

Doing so will cause the interface to "look damaged..." for anyone who opens/closes the panel afterwards, making the emagging evident. Cyborgs slaved to a [[Guide_to_malfunction|malfunctional]] [[AI]] can not be [[Syndicate_Items#Emag|emagged]].

=== Cleanbot ===
Unlocks the panel if it's closed.

If its panel is opened with a screwdriver, it will spray slippery acid foam.

=== ED-209 and secbots ===
Unlocks the panel if it's closed.

If its panel is opened with a screwdriver, it will attack everyone in sight with lasers.

=== Floorbot ===
Unlocks the panel if it's closed.

If its panel is opened with a screwdriver, it will deconstruct floors into open space.

=== Medbot ===
Unlocks the panel if it's closed.

If its panel is opened with a screwdriver, it will inject [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chloral_Hydrate|5u chloral hydrate]] and damage you based on what they would have healed (brute if you don't need treatment) per step.

=== Honkbot ===
Unlocks the panel if it's closed.

If its panel is opened with a screwdriver, it will play disturbing noises and HONK people. If attacked, it will HONK the offender into oblivion.

=== Mulebot ===
Unlocks controls.

=== Supply computer ===

Unlocks buying/selling contraband as well as 1 new item: 
The 'Spec Ops' crate with a box of EMP grenades, 3 smoke bombs, a sleepypen and an incendiary grenade, costing 2000 credits.

=== Express supply console ===

Lets supply pods crash on a random part of the station instead of cargo bay.

=== Cloning pod ===

Ejects the cloned person regardless of condition.

=== Chem Dispenser ===

Adds Carptoxin, Toxin, Morphine, Space Drugs and Miner's Salve to the reagent list.

=== Soda Dispenser ===

Adds Thirteen Loko, Whiskey Cola, Mindbreaker Toxin and Tirizene to the reagent list.

=== Booze Dispenser ===

Adds ethanol, iron, mint toxin and Atomic Bomb to the reagent list.

=== Mutagen Dispenser (From the podpeople lavaland ruin) ===

Adds liquid plasma to the reagent list.

=== The Orion Trail ===

Unlocks 'Realism Mode' - if you die in the game, you die in real life. If you win, you get a kickass toy spaceship that explodes like a minibomb.

=== Arcade ===

Turns a regular arcade machine into Outbomb Cuban Pete, which is harder than the standard game. If a player wins, he gets a bomb and a hat. If the player fails, he is gibbed. Un-emags after a victory or if the machine is screwdrivered.

=== Communications console ===

Reroutes it, allowing you to send a message to the Syndicate. This sends a message to game admins. Can be restored.

=== Holodeck computer ===

Disables safety protocols, allowing you to run the Wildlife Simulation (Spawns several hostile Holocarp), the Burn Simulation (Fills the entire deck with plasma before igniting - Spills out of the holodeck quickly) or the Bees Simulation (Fills the holodeck with bees that inject random toxins, some of which are very dangerous).

=== Message monitor ===

Prints out the password and temporary disables the console.

=== Emergency shuttle console ===

Shortens launch to 10 seconds.

=== Deployable Barrier ===
First use: Removes access restrictions

Second use: Breaks the ID scanner, leaving the barrier permanently left in the state it's currently in

=== Turret ===

Makes it shoot everyone and boosts fire rate.

=== Turret Control console ===

Disables access restrictions, letting anyone mess with controls.

=== Crusher/Recycler ===

Allows it to grind people and corpses.

=== Shield generator ===

Makes parts of shield slowly dissipate.

=== Telecomms server monitoring console ===

Removes access restrictions.

=== Traffic control console ===

Removes access restrictions.

=== Power Flow Console ===

Disables precise logging and allows you to clear logs.

=== Computer ===

Lets you download two new programs. One runs DDoS attacks against other consoles, the other destroys the console.

=== Vending machines ===

Removes access restrictions.

=== RnD Console and Exosuit Fabricator ===

Removes access restrictions.

=== Mech fabricator ===

Removes access restrictions.

=== Light replacer ===

Fills replaced lights with plasma.

Note: they will explode immediately if turned on.

=== Lockbox ===

Breaks open.

=== Secure briefcase and safe ===

Breaks open.

=== Locker ===

Breaks open.

=== Locked crate ===

Breaks open.

=== Library computer ===

Lets you print random fake cultist items. You can't use them, but it's still fun to fool Security with.

=== Labor/Mining shuttle console ===

Allows anyone to pass.

=== APC ===

Permanently unlocks interface. Locks the AI out. Turns the APC blue, making it look as if a [[Malfunctioning AI]] had hacked it.

=== Sleeper ===

Scrambles the chemical buttons, remapping each button to another chemical.

=== Emitter ===

Unlocks interface if locked.

=== R&D console ===

Removes access restrictions. Currently pointless.

=== R&D server ===

Removes access restrictions. Currently pointless.

=== Megaphone ===

Makes text larger and red.

=== Toolset Implant ===

Adds a combat knife. Emag the implant by using the emag in the hand with the implant.

=== Limb Grower ===

Adds the synthetic arm blade.

=== Equipment Reclaimer Station ===

Removes access restrictions.

=== Security Gas Mask ===

Changes activation phrase.

=== Fire Alarm ===

Prevents the fire alarm from detecting fires.

=== Bar Sign ===

Changes image.

=== Automated Announcement System ===

Changes the announcement messages and prevents interaction until fixed.

=== Point Claim Console ===

Allows prisoners to move the labor shuttle. Does not announce returns to security.

=== Meteor Shield Satellite ===

Disables the shield and doubles the chances of meteors. 
Anyone can check the status by using a multitool on it - DEBUG_MODE means that it's emagged.

=== Button ===

Removes access restrictions.

=== Slot Machine ===

Causes the slot machine to throw coins instead of dropping them, injuring or even killing the <s>winner</s> loser.

=== Firing Pin ===

Removes authorization checks.

=== Portable Generator ===

Removes upper limit for power output.

=== Vape ===

Creates a large smoke cloud when used, but also has a small chance of making a small explosion.

=== Geiger Counter ===

Allows the Geiger counter to irradiate people it scans. The Geiger counter automatically charges up to 20 rads and can store up to 25 rads if it is irradiated by another source. Irradiating someone will remove stored rads. The Geiger counter's normal functionality can be restored with a screwdriver.

=== Organ Harvester ===

Disables the safety system and lets you harvest organs from living people.

=== Lipid Extractor ===

Removes the access restrictions and lowers the automatic ejection hunger threshold.

== Notes and Known Bugs ==

* You must be on hostile intent while using the emag in order for it to work on most containers (like lockers or crates), otherwise you will just smack the container with the emag.

[[Category:Objects]]

Guide to Traumas

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Brain Traumas are afflictions caused by unchecked brain damage, usually caused when a [[Clown|poor, innocent crewmember]] gets bashed in the head with a blunt object.

They can severely debilitate players, or very rarely imbue them with supernatural powers [[Beyond the impossible|if they're lucky]].

If you are planning on working as a [[Medical Doctor]] or the [[Chief Medical Officer]], then you will need to know what traumas there are and how to deal with them.

Traumas are visible to Health Analyzers, and will give a short indicator telling the user which trauma is affecting the patient.

A player gaining a trauma will generally see a warning message unique to the trauma, so you usually will be fully aware when you get one.

=Trauma List=
The big bad list of all the potential traumas any aspiring brains surgeons could come across during their career working for [[NanoTrasen]]. Some are mild and may just take a swig of chemicals to get a person going, others are more serious and take prepped surgery. Some even are... [[Wizard|supernatural]] in nature, and defy logic or reason.

'''Note:''' You can only naturally gain one Mild Trauma and one Severe/Special Trauma at the same time from brain damage. However, other sources of traumas ignore this restriction.

==Mild==
Mild traumas are relatively easy to get: they require a minimum of 20 brain damage. They can cause minor annoyance in several ways, like stuttering, hallucinations, phobias, or poor balance.

They are usually [[#Basic_Traumas_Without_Prefix|basic traumas]] which can fairly easily be cured with [[Neurine]]. Go ask a [[Chemist]] when [[Byond the impossible|they are in the lab and working]].
{| class="wikitable" style="background-color:#a4d1db"
|-
! Name || Effect || Warning Message || Scan Message
|-
| Schizophrenia || The patient suffers from non-stop hallucinations. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You feel your grip on reality slipping...'' || schizophrenia
|-
| Stuttering || The patient can't speak properly, and will constantly stutter when talking. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''Speaking clearly is getting harder.'' || reduced mouth coordination
|-
| Dumbness || The patient becomes dumb, causing them to speak oddly, randomly spout random nonsense, and making them clumsy when using some items. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You feel dumber.'' || reduced brain activity
|-
| Speech Impediment || The patient can't speak properly, and their sentences will have mixed or missing words. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You can't seem to form any coherent thoughts!'' || communication disorder
|-
| Concussion || Causes several symptoms, like vomit, dizziness, confusion, slurring, forgetfulness, or fainting. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''Your head hurts!'' || a concussion
|-
| Anosognosia || The patient will feel healthy regardless of their status. || style="color:#000099" | You feel great! || self-awareness deficit
|-
| Mind Echo || Records what the patient hears and says, and occasionally replaces heard or spoken messages with one of the recorded ones. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You feel a faint echo of your thoughts...'' || looping neural pattern
|-
| Muscle Weakness || The patient will sometimes lose control of their muscles, dropping items or tripping. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''Your muscles feel oddly faint.'' || weak motor nerve signal
|-
| Muscle Spasms || The patient's body will sometimes act on its own, hitting things, throwing objects, or activating them. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''Your muscles feel oddly faint.'' || nervous fits
|-
| Nervous Cough || The patient feels a constant need to cough. [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Menthol|Menthol]] can help alleviate the symptoms. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''Your throat itches incessantly...'' || nervous cough
|-
| Phobia || The patient will be unnerved or panicked by seeing or hearing about a certain topic. Possible phobias include: spiders, space, security, clowns, greytide, lizards, skeletons, snakes, robots, doctors, authority, and the supernatural|| style="color:#ff0000" | ''You start finding [subject] very unnerving...'' || phobia of [subject]
|-
| Expressive Aphasia || The patient is affected by partial loss of speech leading to a reduced vocabulary. A list of usable words can be found [https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/blob/25f18ff5232f6db4ec6806535eed4a98e11e984b/strings/1000_most_common.txt here].|| style="color:#ff0000" | ''You lose your grasp on complex words.'' || inability to form complex sentences
|}
==Severe==
Severe Traumas require at least 100 brain damage before appearing, making them hard to get randomly. They are ''severely'' debilitating, and can range from mutism to complete paralysis.

They are usually have the [[#Severe_Prefix|Severe Prefix]] which means they can be cured with [[Surgery#Brain_Surgery|brain surgery]]. Some have the meaner [[#Deep-rooted_Prefix|Deep-rooted Prefix]], which requires [[Surgery#Lobotomy|lobotomy]]. Some can be cured with a virus with the [[Virus#Symptoms_Table|mind restoration symptom]] or [[Nanites#Healing_Programs|neural reimaging nanites]].
{| class="wikitable" style="background-color:#a4d1db"
|-
! Name || Effect || Warning Message || Scan Message
|-
| Mutism || The patient no longer knows how to speak. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You forget how to speak!'' || extensive damage to the brain's language center
|-
| Cerebral Blindness || The patient's brain is no longer connected to their eyes, making them blind. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You can't see!'' || extensive damage to the brain's occipital lobe
|-
| Paralysis || The patient suffers from paralysis in one or multiple limbs, making them unusable until cured. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You can't feel your [limb] anymore!'' || cerebral paralysis
|-
| Narcolepsy || The patient often feels drowsy, and will randomly fall asleep. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You have a constant feeling of drowsiness...'' || traumatic narcolepsy
|-
| Monophobia || The patient will become increasingly stressed when not in company of others, triggering panic reactions ranging from sickness to heart attacks. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You feel really lonely...'' || monophobia
|-
| Discoordination || The patient is unable to use complex tools or machinery. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You can barely control your hands!'' || extreme discoordination
|-
| Split Personality || The patient gains a second personality, which will randomly take over their body. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You feel like your mind was split in two.'' || complete lobe separation
|-
| Traumatic Non-Violence || The patient gains a compulsion not to hurt anybody. || style="color:#000099" | You feel oddly peaceful. || pacific syndrome
|-
| Aphasia || The patient is unable to speak or understand any language. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You have trouble forming words in your head...'' || extensive damage to the brain's language center
|-
| Hypnotic Stupor || The patient is prone to episodes of extreme stupor that leaves them extremely suggestible. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You feel somewhat dazed.'' || oneiric feedback loop
|-
| Hypnosis || The patient's unconscious is completely enthralled by a word or sentence, focusing their thoughts and actions on it. Note: this trauma cannot be randomly gained, and is a result of a hypnotic influence. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You feel a part of your mind repeating this over and over. You need to follow these words.'' || looping thought pattern
|}
==Special==
Severe Traumas have a 20% chance of being Special Trauma instead, though many special traumas can't be acquired this way. Special Traumas grant the player special abilities, although generally with little to no control over them.

Unlike Severe Traumas, Special Traumas are usually [[#Basic_Traumas_Without_Prefix|basic traumas]] which are easily healed with [[Neurine]]. Since the player will usually also have at least one [[#Mild|mild]] trauma as well, it means it's usually only possible to have both or none.
{| class="wikitable" style="background-color:#a4d1db"
|-
! Name || Effect || Warning Message || Scan Message
|-
| Bluespace Prophecy || Patient can sense the bluespace around them, showing them passageways no one else can see. || style="color:#000099" | You feel the bluespace pulsing around you... || bluespace attunement
|-
| Criminal || Patient seems to be a criminal. Imaginary securitrons will chase the patient and deal stamina damage. Only from drinking [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Beepsky_Smash|Beepsky Smash]].|| style="color:#ff0000" | ''Justice is coming for you.'' || criminal mind
|-
| Existential Crisis || Patient's hold on reality becomes faint, causing occasional bouts of non-existence. || style="color:#000099" | You feel less real. || existential crisis
|-
| Functional Cerebral Necrosis || Patient's brain is stuck in a functional near-death state, causing occasional moments of lucid hallucinations, which are often interpreted as the voices of the dead. Can happen temporarily when nearly dead.|| style="color:#000099" | You feel dead inside. || chronic functional necrosis
|-
| Godwoken Syndrome|| The patient occasionally and uncontrollably channels an eldritch god, sending a [[Voice of God]] message. || style="color:#000099" | You feel a higher power inside your mind... || god delusion
|-
| Imaginary Friend || The patient sees an imaginary person, who only they can hear. The friend has no limitation on movement, but cannot interact with the world and cannot go too far from its source. || style="color:#000099" | You feel in good company, for some reason. || partial schizophrenia
|-
| Violent Psychosis || Patient fights in unpredictable ways, ranging from helping his target to hitting them with unnatural strength. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You feel unhinged...'' || violent psychosis
|-
| Tenacity || Patient is psychologically unaffected by pain and injuries, and can remain standing far longer than a normal person. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You suddenly stop feeling pain.'' || traumatic neuropathy
|}
== Magic ==
Well, it can only get weirder from here, can't it?

Magic traumas blur the lines between what's in the mind and reality. They can affect both the victim's body and their surroundings, and usually inflict some of the wildest effects. They are usually [[#Deep-rooted_Prefix|deep-rooted]], which means the only way to rid a patient of them is to perform a [[Surgery#Lobotomy|lobotomy]].

These traumas only appear when [[Wizard|Wizards]] cast the '''Curse of Madness''' ritual before heading to the station. There is a '''20%''' chance that a person will have a Magical Trauma rather than a [[Brain Trauma#Mild|mild/]][[Brain Trauma#Severe|severe/]][[Brain Trauma#Special|special trauma]].
{| class="wikitable" style="background-color:#FFCCFF"
|-
! style='background-color:#DE60DE;'|Name ||style='background-color:#DE60DE;'| Effect ||style='background-color:#DE60DE;'| Warning Message ||style='background-color:#DE60DE;'| Scan Message
|-
| Athaumasia || Gives the victim an immunity to magical effects and projectiles. Mind over magic, baby. || style="color:#000099" | You realize that magic cannot be real. || Thaumic Blank
|-
| Lumiphobia || Makes the victim hyper-sensitive to light, causing them to burn when exposed to anything more than a dim glow. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You feel a craving for darkness.'' ''The light burns you!''|| Light Hypersensitivity
|-
| Poltergeist || The victim is haunted by a poltergeist that will aggressively throw objects in the area towards him/her. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You feel a hateful presence close to you.'' || Paranormal Activity
|-
| Stalking Phantom || An dark presence that only the victim can see stalks and ruthlessly mutilates the victim with ghostly claws once it has caught up to him/her. Unrelated side effects include intense paranoia and a feeling of being stalked. || style="color:#ff0000" | ''You feel like something wants to kill you...'' ''It's coming closer...'' || Extra-sensory Paranoia
|}
==Brain Trauma Prefixes==
You can identify the level of cure needed to fix a brain trauma by scanning the patient with a health analyzer. Different level traumas have different prefixes. These prefixes can easily be confused with the different trauma categories on this page, but they are separate systems, which normally overlap since [[#Severe|severe]] traumas usually have the severe prefix, and so on.
===Basic Traumas Without Prefix===
These traumas have no prefix on health analyzer. [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]] will cure '''basic''' brain traumas.
===Severe Prefix===
You can identify severe brain traumas by the prefix "severe" on health analyzer. [[Surgery#Brain_Surgery|Brain Surgery]] will cure '''severe''' traumas. [[Nanites#Healing_Programs|Nanites]] can cure these and lower level traumas.
===Deep-rooted Prefix===
You can identify deep-rooted brain traumas by the prefix "deep-rooted" on health analyzer. [[Surgery#Lobotomy|Lobotomy]] will cure '''deep-rooted brain''' traumas. Some [[Virus#Symptoms_Table|viruses]] can cure these and lower level traumas.
===Permanent Prefix===
You can identify permanent brain traumas by the prefix "permanent" on health analyzer. '''Permanent''' brain traumas are either permanent or curable with magic, which is typically unavailable. Failing a lobotomy can cause these traumas. If you get one of these, then assume "this is life now".
[[Category:Guides]]

Maps

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Maps not listed here can be found at the [[Legacy maps|amalgation page.]]
== Map Rotation ==
The Map Rotation system currently works on a combination of voting and checking the amount of people on the server to choose a suitable map.

The current, and next selected, map information are located in the 'Status' tab.
= Maps In Rotation =
These maps are currently in rotation, and can be selected and played on, the numbers in the brackets show how many people must be on the server for the map to be considered in rotation.
== [[BoxStation]] (0-60 people) ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Map Image
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Information
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Additional Points
|-
![[File:Boxstation.png|400px]]
|'''[[BoxStation|Box Station]]''' is widely regarded as the "official" map of SS13. It may be confusing at first, but it is actually neatly organized, so that every department gets their own wing. The Command Sector is in a centralized location, holding the [[Bridge]], the [[Gravity Generator]] and the [[AI Upload]]. Other departments extend out into various wings around the command sector.
|Notes
* The station is heavily central on the starboard wing -- all the action happens there.
* There are several small crevices to perform distasteful acts.
* Maintenance is designed to provide an outer shell to most of the station.
* All locations information on this wiki is sourced from Box station.
|}
== [[MetaStation]] (0-100 people) ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Map Image
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Information
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Additional Points
|-
![[File:MetaStation.png|400px]]
|'''[[MetaStation]]''' is a fully-functioning map available on the beestation codebase. Various edited versions have run on NoxStation, /vg/, and Paradise Station. It is largely maintained and updated by the [[Guide to contributing to the game|community]], it is one of the oldest maps in the code but its general layout has stayed the same
|Notes
* It is geared towards higher populations than BoxStation.
* Key areas are more evenly spread to reduce local overcrowding.
* It feels much more open, attacks in public are harder to get away with.
* It has a large maintenance system covering most of the station, useful for stealthier tactics.
* The escape shuttle has more seats, a large cargo bay, and larger medbay, brig, and bridge.
|}

== [[PubbyStation]] (0-50 people) ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Map Image
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Information
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Additional Points
|-
![[File:PubbyStation.png|300px]]
|'''[[PubbyStation|Pubby Station]]''' is a map inspired by Box and Meta but smaller and pure, it was created by pubby.
|Notes
* The map plays best with 20-40 players.
* The Chaplain and Curator get an entire space monastery.
* The [[Supermatter]] is forced to use a TEG.
|}
== [[DeltaStation]] (40-inf people) ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Map Image
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Information
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Additional Points
|-
![[File:Deltastation.png|300px]]
|'''[[DeltaStation|Delta Station]]''' is a map heavily influenced by Meta and Box, with a large centralized bridge area. Intended for higher populations, the map features a more fleshed out and spacious interior lushly decorated and accomodating a large number of potted plants. A large maintenance with a number of useful half-built rooms and areas give antagonists a large variety of spacious areas to make their on station bases and hiding places. It is currently maintained by Okand37.
|Notes
* This map is best suited for 50+ players.
* An expansive maintenance is included with this station, largely recognized as a 'second station' with a number of areas, tools, items and machines.
* The [[Supermatter]] is located in [[Atmospherics]].
|}
== [[FlandStation]] (40-inf people) ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Map Image
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Information
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Additional Points
|-
![[File:Flandstation.jpeg|300px]]
|A former [[The_Syndicate|Syndicate]] outpost that [[Nanotrasen]] took over.
'''[[FlandStation|Fland Station]]''' is a map designed with high population in mind. This station's departments are pretty spread out, the map featuring large common areas and hallways for the crew to enjoy.

It also features unusual designs that aren't shared by any other stations, such as the Prison Wing being on an asteroid and the Brig being located at the core of the station.

This map was created and is being maintained by PigeonVerde.
|Notes
*This map is best suited for 60+ players.
*The [[Supermatter|Supermatter]] can be accessed from both [[Atmospherics|Atmospherics]] and [[Engineering]]
*The [[Brig]] is located at the center of the station.
*The [[Prison Wing]] is located on a dedicated asteroid.
|}
== [[KiloStation]] (0 - 50 people ) ==
[[Category:Maps]]
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="200" |Map Image
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Information
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="200" |Additional Points
|-
![[File:KiloStation.jpg|thumb]]
|Kilo Station is an old model [[Nanotrasen]] station, built into the side of an asteroid.
It is a tight and compact map, featuring expansive maintenance and detail-packed areas. Rusted walls, boarded up maintenance rooms and areas with cosmetic damage are common. An abandoned freight dock in a nearby asteroid provides a good spot for any entrepreneurial cults or antagonists needing a base of operations. It was created by Okand37.
|Notes
*This map is best suited for 0-50 players.
*An abandoned freight dock is located in an asteroid north-east of the station.
*Many low traffic areas such as the bar, chapel and library are in the center of the map rather than the edges, to boost their use and visibility.
*[[Arrivals]] and Departures are connected.
|}

Guide to food and drinks

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=Drinks=
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in [[Surgery|surgery]] when applied externally. 
 
'''A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.''' 
0: Non-alcoholic. 
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring. 
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring. 
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk. 
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects. 
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk. 
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk. 
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed. 
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced. 
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out. 
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death. 
===Basic Drink Ingredients===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Absinthe.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Absinthe}}Absinthe
|80
|1 part Absinthe
|A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.
||Has a 10% chance to cause hallucinations per tick unless you have [[Quirks|alcohol tolerance]]. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Ale.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ale}}Ale
|65
|1 part ale
|A warm pint of delicious ale.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Applejack_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Applejack}}Applejack
|20
|1 part applejack
|The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
|-
![[File:Apple_juice.png]]
!{{anchor|Apple Juice}}Apple Juice
|N/A
|1 part apple juice
|The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice an [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Apple|apple]].
|-
![[File:Banana_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Juice}}Banana Juice
|N/A
|1 part banana juice
|The raw essence of a banana. HONK
|Heals clowns and monkeys of 1 brute and burn damage per tick. '''To acquire:''' Juice bananas.
|-
![[File:Beer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beer}}Beer
|25
|1 part beer
|A freezing pint of beer.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units [[#Universal_Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
|'''To acquire:''' Juice berries.
|-
![[File:Carrot_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Juice}}Carrot juice
|N/A
|1 part carrot juice
|It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
|Heals eye damage. '''To acquire:''' Juice carrots.
|-
![[File:Champagne_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Champagne}}Champagne
|40
|1 part champagne
|A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
|'''To acquire:''' Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
|-
![[File:Banana juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Clown's Tears}}Clown's Tears
|N/A
|1 part clown's tears
|Not very funny.
|'''To acquire:''' Grind some clown's tears soup.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee}}Coffee
|N/A
|1 part coffee
|Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, causes jittering, heats up if frozen, and purges [[Guide to food and drinks#Frost Oil|frost oil]]. Overdose at 80 units.
'''To acquire:''' Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks vending machines.
|-
![[File:Cognac_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cognac}}Cognac
|75
|1 part cognac
|Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Coconut}}Creme de Coconut
|20
|1 part creme de coconut
|A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Menthe}}Creme de Menthe
|20
|1 part creme de menthe
|A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Chocolate glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Creme de Cacao}}Creme de Cacao
|20
|1 part creme de cacao
|A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|N/A
|1 part Dr. Gibb
|Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
|Reduces drowsiness, and cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:fernetglass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet}}Fernet
|80
|1 part Fernet
|Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.
|Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. '''To acquire:''' In hacked Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Garlic Juice}}Garlic Juice
|N/A
|1 part garlic juice
|Grinded (not juiced) [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]. [[Cook|Chefs]] love it.
|20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a [[Cook|cook]]. Prevents [[Vampire|vampires]] from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u). '''To acquire:''' Grind [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]].
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin}}Gin
|45
|1 part gin
|It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. ...???
|-
![[File:grenadine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grenadine}}Grenadine
|N/A
|1 part grenadine
|Delicious flavored syrup.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat or In Soda Dispenser.
|-
![[File:Ice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Glass of Ice}}{{anchor|Ice}}Ice
|N/A
|1 part ice
|Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
|Cools you down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Hard_cider_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hard Cider}}Hard Cider
|25
|1 part hard cider
|Apple juice, for adults.
|Gives nutrition. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
|-
![[File:Holy_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Holy Water}}Holy Water
|N/A
|1 part holy water
|A glass of holy water.
|Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals [[Cult|cultism]]. '''To acquire:''' Have the [[Chaplain]] hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the [[Chapel]].
|-
![[File:Kahlua_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}{{anchor|Kahlúa}}Kahlúa
|45
|1 part Kahlúa
|DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleeping, and makes you jittery. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 [[#Coffee|coffee]] + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
|N/A
|1 part lemon juice
|Sour...
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
|-
![[File:Lemon_lime_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}Lemon-Lime
|N/A
|1 part Lemon-Lime
|You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
|Cools you down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
|N/A
|1 part lime juice
|A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
|Has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage. '''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|-
![[File:Lime_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Menthol}}Menthol
|N/A
|1 part menthol
|Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.
|Prevents coughing. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|-
![[File:Milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Milk}}Milk
|N/A
|1 part milk
|White and nutritious goodness!
|Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick and purges [[Guide to food and drinks#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin oil]]. Overdose at 500 units. '''To acquire:''' Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Cream_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream}}{{anchor|Milk Cream}}Cream
|N/A
|1 part cream
|Ewwww...
|Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute damage per tick. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|-
![[File:Nothing_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nothing}}Nothing
|N/A
|1 part nothing
|Absolutely nothing.
|Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn damage and mutes them. '''To acquire:''' [[Mime]]'s Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Mimana|Mimanas]].
|-
![[File:Orange_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
|N/A
|1 part orange juice
|Vitamins! Yay!
|Has a 30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage per tick. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|-
![[File:Parsnip juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Parsnip Juice}}Parsnip Juice
|N/A
|1 part parsnip juice
|Why...
|'''To acquire:''' Juice a [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Parsnip|parsnip]].
|-
![[File:Peach juice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peach Juice}}Peach Juice
|N/A
|1 part peach juice
|Just peachy.
|'''To acquire:''' Canned in maintenance peaches, which can only be found in [[Maintenance|maintenance]].
|-
![[File:Lemon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pineapple_Juice}}Pineapple Juice
|N/A
|1 part pineapple juice
|Tart, tropical, and hotly debated.
|'''To acquire:''' In Soda Dispenser. Or juice pineapples.
|-
![[File:Poison_berry_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Poison Berry Juice}}Poison Berry Juice
|N/A
|1 part poison berry juice
|berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
|Shows up as "Berry Juice" but has a slightly darker color. Does 1 toxin damage per tick. '''To acquire:''' Juice poison berries.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato Juice
|N/A
|1 part potato juice
|Bleh...
|Gives nutrition. Metabolism rate of 0.8 units per tick.
'''To acquire:''' Juice potatoes.
|-
![[File:Rum_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum}}Rum
|60
|1 part rum
|Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:sakecup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sake}}Sake
|70
|1 part sake
|A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Soda_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soda Water}}Soda Water
|N/A
|1 part soda water
|Why not make a scotch and soda?
|Reduces dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Soy_milk_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Milk}}Soy Milk
|N/A
|1 part soy milk
|White and nutritious soy goodness!
|Has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute damage per tick. '''To acquire:''' From [[File:Soymilk.gif]] Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|-
![[File:Space_cola_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|N/A
|1 part Space Cola
|A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
|Cools down if overheated, and reduces drowsiness. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|-
![[File:Space_mountain_wind_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|N/A
|1 part Space Mountain Wind
|Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
|Reduces drowsiness and sleeping, makes you jitter, and cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Space_up_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|N/A
|1 part Space-Up
|Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
|Cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tea}}Tea
|N/A
|1 part tea
|Drinking it from here would not seem right.
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleep, and cold less than coffee, reduces jittering, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin per tick. '''To acquire:''' Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units [[#Water|water]]. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|-
![[File:Teqilla_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila}}Tequila
|70
|1 part tequila
|Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Tomato_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Juice}}Tomato Juice
|N/A
|1 part tomato juice
|Are you sure this is tomato juice?
|Has a 20% chance to heal 1 burn damage. Blood shows the same way. '''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Tonic_water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tonic Water}}Tonic Water
|N/A
|1 part tonic water
|Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleeping, and cools down if overheated. '''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:Orange juice glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Sec}}Triple Sec
|30
|1 part triple sec
|A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
|'''To acquire:''' In a booze dispenser.
|-
![[File:Vermouth_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vermouth}}Vermouth
|45
|1 part vermouth
|You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
|65
|1 part vodka
|The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
|Reduces radiation levels.
'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 [[#Potato Juice|potato juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]]
|-
![[File:Water_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Water}}Water
|N/A
|1 part water
|The father of all refreshments.
|'''To acquire:''' Sinks. Watertanks.
|-
![[File:Watermelon_juice_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
|N/A
|1 part watermelon juice
|A glass of watermelon juice.
|'''To acquire:''' Juice watermelon slices.
|-
![[File:Welder_fuel_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Welder Fuel}}Welder Fuel
|N/A
|1 part welding fuel
|Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.
|Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. '''To acquire:''' Find a Welding fuel tank.
|-
![[File:Whiskeyemoji.png|25px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey}}Whiskey
|75
|1 part whiskey
|A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
|-
![[File:Wine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
|35
|1 part wine
|A very classy looking drink.
|'''To acquire:''' In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (instantly becomes grappa).
|}
===Mixed Drinks===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" align="center" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Strength
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Drink Description
! class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Acid Spit}}Acid Spit
|80
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
|
|-
![[File:Alexander.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Alexander}}Alexander
|80
|1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.
|If you have a shield, it will increase your block power by 15, but is purged if you lose your shield. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Allies Cocktail}}Allies Cocktail
|45
|1 part [[#Classic Martini|Classic Martini]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A drink made from your allies.
|Refers to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Entente Triple Entente]: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Aloe}}Aloe
|35
|3 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 2 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]]
|Very, very, very good.
|
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Amasec}}Amasec
|35
|1 part Iron, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|Official drink of the Nanotrasen Gun-Club!
|[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amasec Warhammer 40k drink]
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Andalusia}}Andalusia
|40
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|A nice, strangely named drink.
|
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Anti-Freeze}}Anti-Freeze
|35
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|The ultimate refreshment.
|Heats you up if you are frozen
|-
![[File:Arnold_palmer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Arnold Palmer}}Arnold Palmer
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lemonade|lemonade]], 1 part [[#Tea|tea]]
|Encourages the patient to go golfing.
|Gives nutriment. Has a 5% chance each tick to give messages about golf.
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Atomic Bomb}}Atomic Bomb
|N/A
|10 parts [[#B-52|B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
|Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering. Makes you sleep after 51 cycles, and take 2 toxin per tick after 201. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|85
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]]
|Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
|Makes you hear a distant explosion.
[[wikipedia:B-52_(cocktail)|IBA Official Cocktail]]
|-
![[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacchus' Blessing}}Bacchus' Blessing
|300
|1 part [[#Hooch|Hooch]] + 1 part [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] + 1 part [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] + 1 part [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]]
|Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
|Can kill you if you drink enough.
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bahama Mama}}Bahama Mama
|35
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Pineapple juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Creme de Coconut|creme de coconut]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|kahlua]]
|Tropic cocktail.
|Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Banana Honk}}Banana Honk
|60
|1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Laughter|laughter]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A drink from Clown Heaven.
|Heals clowns and monkeys of 1 brute and burn damage per tick. Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Barefoot}}Barefoot
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Barefoot and pregnant.
|Heals 3 brute damage per tick when not wearing shoes.
|-
![[File:Bastionbourbon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bastion Bourbon}}Bastion Bourbon
|30
|1 part tea, 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 1 part [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]]
|Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.
|When it's in your system, it will heal 1 brute and burn, 0.5 toxin, 3 suffocation, and 5 stamina damage as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Metabolizes at 0.8 units per tick. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Beepsky Smash}}Beepsky Smash
|90
|2 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 2 parts [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part Iron
|Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
|Summons a stream of [[Guide_to_robotics#Securitron|securitron]] hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of [[Security|security]], you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Makes you unable to block. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
|-
![[File:between_the_sheets.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Between the Sheets}}Between the Sheets
|80
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|A provocatively named classic.
|Heals 0.25 brute or burn if you have both damage types, or 0.2 brute or burn if you only have one, while you're sleeping. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bilk}}Bilk
|15
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
|Gives nutrition. Has a 10% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Black Russian}}Black Russian
|70
|3 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Russian IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Blank_paper_drink.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blank_Paper}}Blank Paper
|20
|1 part [[#Silencer|Silencer]], 1 part [[#Nothing|nothing]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]]
|A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.
|Heals mimes of 1 brute and burn per tick, mutes anyone who drinks it briefly.
|-
![[File:Blazaam_glass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blazaam}}Blazaam
|70
|1 part [[#Peach_Juice|peach juice]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]]|{{RecursiveChem/Bluespace_Dust}}}}, 2 parts [[#Gin|gin]]
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.
|Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bloody Mary}}Bloody Mary
|55
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 2 parts [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
|Restores blood. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Mary_(cocktail) IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Bluecherryshake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Shake}}Blue Cherry Shake
|N/A
|1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly
|A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Booger}}Booger
|45
|1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Watermelon Juice|watermelon juice]]
|Ewww...
|-
![[File:BrancaMenta.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Branca Menta}}Branca Menta
|35
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|Creme de Menthe]], 1 part [[#Ice|Ice]]
|A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.
|Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Brave Bull}}Brave Bull
|80
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
|Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail
|-
![[File:Bug_spray.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bug Spray}}Bug Spray
|50
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 2 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon_Lime|lemon lime]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.
|Deals 1 toxin per tick to [[Mothpeople|mothpeople]] and [[Guide_to_races#Flypeople|flypeople]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Changeling Sting}}Changeling Sting
|95
|2 part [[#Lemon-Lime|lemon-lime]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A stingy drink.
|Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Cherryshake.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Shake}}Cherry Shake
|N/A
| 1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.
|A cherry flavored milkshake.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Chocolatepudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Pudding}}Chocolate Pudding
|N/A
| 5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk
|A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
|Gives nutrition. Metabolism rate of 1.6 units per
|-
![[File:Chocolate_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate}}Chocolate
|N/A
|5 parts [[#Water|water]], 1 part Coco Powder
|Tasty.
|Heats up if frozen
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|60
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini_%28cocktail%29 IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Cafelatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Coffee Latte}}Cafe Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Milk|milk]]
|A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if cold, makes you jitter, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
|-
![[File:Cream_soda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cream Soda}}Cream Soda
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Soda_Water|soda water]], 2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part vanilla
|A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.
|Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
|-
![[File:crevicespike.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crevice Spike}}Crevice Spike
| -10
|2 parts [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 4 parts [[#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]]
|Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.
|It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Crevice_Spike Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cuba Libre}}Cuba Libre
|50
|3 parts [[#Rum and Coke|Rum and Coke]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.
|Heals revolutionaries of 1 brute, burn, toxin, and 5 suffocation per tick.. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_Libre IBA official cocktail]
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Demons Blood}}Demons Blood
|75
|1 part [[#Space Mountain Wind|Space Mountain Wind]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part blood, 1 part [[#Dr. Gibb|Dr. Gibb]]
|Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
|Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Devil's Kiss}}Devil's Kiss
|70
|1 part Blood, 1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Kahlua|Kahlúa]]
|Creepy time!
|Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Doctor's Delight}}Doctor's Delight
|N/A
|1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Tomato Juice|tomato juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.
|Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Driest Martini}}Driest Martini
|65
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Gin|gin]]
|Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Drunkenblumpkin.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Drunken Blumpkin}}Drunken Blumpkin
|50
|1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice
|A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
|
|-
![[File:Duplex_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duplex}}Duplex
|25
|2 parts [[#Hard_Cider|hard cider]], 1 part [[#Apple_Juice|apple juice]], 1 part [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
|
|-
![[File:Nog2.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Eggnog}}Eggnog
|1
|5 parts [[#Egg Yolk|egg yolk]], 5 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 5 parts [[#Cream|cream]]
|For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Erika Surprise}}Erika Surprise
|35
|1 part [[#Ale|ale]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 1 part [[#Banana Juice|banana juice]]
|The surprise is, it's green!
|-
![[File:fanciulli.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fanchiulli}}Fanciulli
| -10
|1 part [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part [[#fernet|Fernet]]
|What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?
|Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernet#Cocktails Existing drink.]
|-
![[File:FTL.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor| Faster-Than-Liver}}Faster-Than-Liver
|52
|1 part Stable Plasma, 1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part [[#Screwdriver Cocktail|Screwdriver Cocktail]]
|A beverage born among the stars, it's said drinking too much feels just like FTL transit.
| Stable Plasma can be found at chemistry.
|-
![[File:FernetCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fernet Cola}}Fernet Cola
|25
|1 part [[#Fernet|Fernet]], 1 part [[#Cola|Cola]]
|A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.
|Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
|-
![[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fetching Fizz}}Fetching Fizz
|10
|1 part [[#Nuka Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part Iron
|Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
|Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Metabolizes extremely slowly at 0.04 units per tick. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.
|-
![[File:fringeweaver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fringe Weaver}}Fringe Weaver
|90
|9 parts Ethanol, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.
|[http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Fringe_Weaver Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:Gibbfloats.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gibb Floats}}Gibb Floats
|N/A
|5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream
|Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin Fizz}}Gin Fizz
|45
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizz_%28cocktail%29#Gin_Fizz IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gin and Tonic}}Gin and Tonic
|25
|2 parts [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Goldschlager}}Goldschlager
|25
|10 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Gold
|100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grapesoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grape Soda}}Grape Soda
|N/A
|1 part [[#Grape Juice|grape juice]], 1 part soda water
|Beloved of children and teetotalers.
|Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Grappa.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grappa}}Grappa
|60
|1 part [[#Wine|wine]], 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
|
|-
![[File:Grasshopper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grasshopper}}Grasshopper
|25
|5 parts cream, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 5 parts creme de cacao
|A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Green Beer}}Green Beer
|25
|10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part Green Crayon Powder
|A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
|Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grog}}Grog
|1
|1 part [[#Water|water]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fine and cepa drink for Space.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hearty Punch}}Hearty Punch
|90
|5 parts [[#Brave Bull|Brave Bull]] + 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|Syndicate Bomb]] + 5 parts [[#Absinthe|absinthe]] (requires temperature of 315)
|Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
|Heals brute burn and toxin by 3, suffocation by 4, and cellular damage by 5 if in critical condition. Metabolizes at 0.16 units per tick. Results in 1 part instead of 15.
|-
![[File:Hippiesdelight.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hippie's Delight}}Hippie's Delight
|N/A
|1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
|Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, jittering, twitch, and giggle, which all scales to the amount of cycles it has been in your system until after 200, where it starts doing 2 toxin per tick.
|-
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hooch}}Hooch
|100
|2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|Heals assistants of 1 brute and burn per tick.
[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hooch Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era]
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Beer}}Iced Beer
|15
|5 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]] '''''or''''' 10 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Frost Oil|frost oil]]
|A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
|Cools you down if overheated a lot faster than most drinks.
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Coffee}}Iced Coffee
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]], or from the soda dispenser.
|A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, causes jittering, and cools you down.
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Iced Tea}}Iced Tea
|N/A
|1 part [[#Ice|ice]], 3 parts [[#Tea|tea]]
|All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleep, and cools you down less than iced coffee, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 toxin per tick.
|-
![[File:IrishCarBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Car Bomb}}Irish Car Bomb
|25
|1 part [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 1 part [[#Ale|ale]]
|An Irish car bomb.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Car_Bomb Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish Coffee}}Irish Coffee
|35
|2 parts [[#Irish Cream|irish cream]], 2 parts [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_coffee IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Irish_Cream}}Irish Cream
|50
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_cream Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Jack_rose.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Jack Rose}}Jack Rose
|15
|2 parts [[#Applejack|applejack]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
|
|-
![[File:Kamikaze.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Kamikaze}}Kamikaze
|60
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]]
|Divinely windy.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemonade}}Lemonade
|N/A
|2 parts [[#Lemon_Juice|lemon juice]], 2 parts water, 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]]
|Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|
|-
![[File:Lizardwine.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lizard Wine}}Lizard Wine
|45
|1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol
|An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.
|Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu.
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Long Island Iced Tea}}Long Island Iced Tea
|35
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]], 1 part [[#Tequila|tequila]]
|The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan}}Manhattan
|30
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Manhattan Project}}Manhattan Project
|45
|10 parts [[#Manhattan|Manhattan]], 1 part Uranium
|A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Margarita}}Margarita
|35
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarita IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mead
|30
|2 units Honey, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
|Gives nutrition.
[[wikipedia:Mead|Exists in real world]]
|-
![[File:Mojito.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Mead}}Mojito
|30
|1 part [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lime juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Soda water|soda water]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Moonshine_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
|95
|5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst)
|You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
|
|-
![[File:Narsour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Narsour}}Narsour
|10
|1 part [[blood]], 1 parts [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Demons Blood|demons blood]]
|A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!
|Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nuka Cola}}Nuka Cola
|N/A
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
|Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, cools you down, and gives you ephedrine speed. [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola Reference to Fallout.]
|-
![[File:Old_timer.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Old Timer}}Old Timer
|35
|3 parts [[#Whiskey_Soda|whiskey soda]], 2 parts [[#Parsnip_Juice|parsnip juice]], 1 part [[#Alexander|Alexander]]
|An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.
|Makes you older. And older, and older. 1 year per tick. Your hair changes color above 70 years, you become nearsighted above 100 and grow a long beard if male, and eventually get dusted above 969.
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Neurotoxin}}Neurotoxin
|50
|1 part Morphine, 1 part [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]]
|A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
|Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Quickly purged by [[Guide_to_chemistry#Neurine|Neurine]].
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|N/A
|1 part [[#Gin|gin]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]]
|Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
|Makes you dizzy, makes you stutter between 15 to 45 cycles, confused between 45 and 55, druggy between 55 to 200, and eventually take 2 toxin damage per tick after 200 cycles. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
|-
![[File:Painkiller_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Painkiller}}Painkiller
|20
|5 parts [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 4 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.)
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Patron}}Patron
|60
|10 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part Silver
|Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patr%C3%B3n Exists in real world] Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:PepperminPatty.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Peppermint Patty}}Peppermint Patty
|25
|6 parts [[#Dutch Hot Coco|hot coco]], 1 part [[#Creme de Cacao|creme de cacao]], 1 part [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]], 1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Menthol|menthol]]
|This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.
| Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
|-
![[File:Pina_colada.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pina_Colada}}Pina Colada
|40
|3 parts [[#Pineapple_Juice|pineapple juice]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Creme_de_Coconut|Creme de Coconut]], 1 part [[#Rum|rum]]
|A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum.
|Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Planet_cracker.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Planet Cracker}}Planet Cracker
|50
|2 parts [[#Champagne|champagne]], 2 parts [[#Lizard_Wine|lizard wine]], 1 part [[#Egg_Yolk|egg yolk]], 1 part gold
|This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.
|Results in 4 parts instead of 6.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinlatte.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pumpkin Latte}}Pumpkin Latte
|N/A
|5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream
|A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:Quadrupesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quadruple Sec}}Quadruple Sec
|35
|5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 5 parts [[#Triple Citrus|triple citrus]], 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.
|Heals all security personnel for 0.5 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, makes you hungrier.
|-
![[File:Quintiplesec.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Quintiple Sec}}Quintiple Sec
|60
|5 parts [[#Quadruple Sec|quadruple sec]], 5 parts [[#Clown's Tears|clown's tears]], 5 parts [[#Syndicate Bomb|syndicate bomb]]
|Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.
|Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick, on top of some stamina regeneration. Has an high alcohol level, and will make you drunk with a few sips. Additionally, makes you even more hungry than the quadruple sec.
|-
![[File:RedMead.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Mead}}Red Mead
|31
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part blood
|A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
|
|-
![[File:Red_queen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Red Queen}}Red Queen
|N/A
|6 parts [[#Tea|tea]], 2 parts [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|mercury]], 1 part [[#Pepper|black pepper]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Growth_Serum|Growth Serum]]|{{RecursiveChem/Growth_Serum}}}}
|DRINK ME.
|Randomly changes your size while it's in your system and makes you sneeze.
|-
![[File:Rubberneck.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rubberneck}}Rubberneck
|60
|5 parts [[#Grey_Bull|Grey Bull]], 4 parts ethanol, 1 part [[#Astrotame|astrotame]]
|A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rum and Coke}}Rum and Coke
|40
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|space cola]]
|The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
|
|-
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sbiten}}Sbiten
|70
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
|Heats you up twice as fast as coffee if you are frozen. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sbiten Exists in real world]
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Screwdriver Cocktail}}Screwdriver Cocktail
|55
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]
|A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
|Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Sidecar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sidecar}}Sidecar
|80
|2 parts [[#Cognac|cognac]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Lemon juice|lemon juice]]
|The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Silencer}}Silencer
|59
|1 part Nothing, 1 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A drink from mime Heaven.
|Heals and mutes mimes of 1 brute and burn per tick. Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Singulo}}Singulo
|35
|5 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|A blue-space beverage.
|
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Snow White}}Snow White
|35
|1 part [[#Beer|beer]], 1 part [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]]
|A cold refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Soylatteglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Latte}}Soy Latte
|N/A
|1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]], 1 part [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]]
|A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
|Reduces dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if cold, makes you jitter, and has a 20% chance to heal 1 brute per tick.
|-
![[File:Squirtcider.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Squirt Cider}}Squirt Cider
|40
|1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment
|Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
|Gives nutrition and raises satiety.
|-
![[File:Stinger.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Stinger}}Stinger
|25
|10 parts whiskey, 5 parts [[#Creme de Menthe|creme de menthe]]
|A snappy way to end the day.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger_(cocktail) IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:sugarrush.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar Rush}}Sugar Rush
|10
|2 parts [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part [[#Wine|wine]]
|Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.
|Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food. [http://va11halla.wikia.com/wiki/Sugar_Rush Drink from VA-11 Hall-A]
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Syndicate Bomb}}Syndicate Bomb
|90
|1 part [[#Whiskey Cola|Whiskey Cola]], 1 part [[#Beer|beer]]
|A syndicate bomb.
|Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tequila Sunrise}}Tequila Sunrise
|45
|2 parts [[#Tequila|tequila]], 2 parts [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]], 1 part [[#Grenadine|grenadine]]
|Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
|Causes glowing. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila_Sunrise_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|The Manly Dorf}}The Manly Dorf
|100
|2 parts [[#Beer|beer]], 4 parts [[#Ale|ale]]
|A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
|Has only an alcohol power of 5 to people with dwarf mutation. Heals them of 2 brute and burn per tick as well. [http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ Reference to Dwarf Fortress]
|-
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Thirteen Loko}}Thirteen Loko
|80
|1 part [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Lime Juice|lime juice]], 1 part [[#Coffee|coffee]]
|This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
|Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or '''melt your eyes out if already blind''', 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Three Mile Island Iced Tea}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10
|10 parts [[#Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]], 1 part Uranium
|A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
|Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toxins Special}}Toxins Special
|25
|2 parts [[#Rum|rum]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]], 2 parts Plasma
|Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! '''CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!'''
|Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
|-
![[File:Trappist_beer_glass.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Trappist Beer}}Trappist Beer
|40
|2 parts [[#Ale|ale]], 2 parts [[#Holy_Water|holy water]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.
|If you're a [[Chaplain|chaplain]] it reduces [[Status_Effects#Jitteriness|jittering]], [[Status_Effects#Stuttering|stuttering]] and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
|-
![[File:Triplecitrus.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Triple Citrus}}Triple Citrus
|N/A
|1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice
|Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
|Can be used to make [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]]. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
|-
![[File:Turbo.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Turbo}}Turbo
|85
|2 parts [[#Moonshine|moonshine]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Nitrous_Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]]|{{RecursiveChem/Nitrous Oxide}}}}, 1 part [[#Sugar_Rush|Sugar Rush]], 1 part [[#Pwr_Game|Pwr Game]]
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.
|Regenerates your [[Health#Stamina|stamina]] faster the more drunk you are.
|-
![[File:Vanillapudding.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Pudding}}Vanilla Pudding
|N/A
| 5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk
|A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
|Gives nutrition.
|-
![[File:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vodka and Tonic}}Vodka and Tonic
|70
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Tonic Water|tonic water]]
|For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
|
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|vodka Martini}}Vodka Martini
|65
|2 parts [[#Vodka|vodka]], 1 part [[#Vermouth|vermouth]]
|A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Cola}}Whiskey Cola
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Space Cola|Space Cola]]
|An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Soda}}Whiskey Soda
|70
|2 parts [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Soda Water|soda water]]
|Ultimate refreshment.
|
|-
![[File:Whiskey_sour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Whiskey Sour}}Whiskey Sour
|35
|1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]], 1 part sugar
|Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|White Russian}}White Russian
|50
|3 [[#Black Russian|Black Russian]], 2 part [[#Milk Cream|cream]]
|A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Russian_%28cocktail%29 IBA Official Cocktail]
|-
![[File:Wizz_fizz.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Wizz_Fizz}}Wizz Fizz
|50
|1 part [[#Champagne|champagne]], 1 part [[#Soda_Water|Soda Water]], 1 part [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]]
|A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.
|Heals [[#Wizard|wizards]] 1 of brute, burn, toxin, and suffocation per tick.
|-
![[File:Fourth_Wall.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Fourth_Wall}}Fourth Wall
|N/A
|10 parts [[#Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster]], 1 part {{Tooltip|[[Guide_to_chemistry#Bluespace_Dust|Bluespace Dust]]|{{RecursiveChem/Bluespace_Dust}}}}
|This substance seems like it shouldn't exist.
|Gives temporary brain traumas over time that are cured when the drink is out of your system. Metabolizes at 0.3 units per tick. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
|-
![[File:Ratvander_Cocktail.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ratvander_Cocktail}}Rat'vander Cocktail
|10
|5 parts [[#Wine|wine]], 5 parts [[#Triple_Sec|triple sec]], 1 part [[#Sugar|sugar]], 1 part Iron, 0.6 part Copper
|Side effects include hoarding brass and hatred of blood.
|Causes you to slur clock cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 10u, so 25 wine, 25 triple sec, 5 sugar, and 1 ground-up [[Guide_to_chemistry#Active_Pure_Chemicals|"brass"]] sheet makes 50u.
|-
![[File:Icewing.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Icewing}}Icewing
|50
|1 part [[#Anti-freeze|anti-freeze]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Miner.27s_Salve|miner's salve]], 1 part [[#Ice|ice]]
|A frost beam on ice.
|Cools you down if hot, and heals some burn damage if taking damage from cold. Perfect for watcher hunting!
|-
![[File:Sarsaparillian_Sunset.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sarsaparillian_Sunset}}Sarsaparillian Sunset
|70
|5 parts [[#Tequila_sunrise|tequila sunrise]], 1 part [[#Nuka_Cola|Nuka Cola]], 1 part [[Guide_to_chemistry#Napalm|napalm]] (requires temperature of 320)
|The taste of the waste.
|Heals burn damage at 3 per tick, but if overdosed over 50u it deals 7 burn damage and grants fire breath. Makes 5 parts instead of 7.
|-
![[File:Bees_Knees.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bees_Knees}}Bee's Knees
|35
|1 part [[#Mead|mead]], 1 part honey, 1 part [[#Whiskey|whiskey]], 1 part [[#Lemon Juice|lemon juice]]
|This has way too much honey.
|Tastes bad to everyone except apids, but tastes fantastic to apids and heals them for 1.5 brute and burn, and 1 toxin per tick.
|-
![[File:Muana Loa.png|center|frameless]]
!Mauna Loa
|40
|2 parts [[Guide to food and drinks#Capsaicin Oil|capsaicin]], 1 part kahlúa, 2 parts [[Guide to food and drinks#Bahama Mama|bahama mama]]
|Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!
|Raises body temperature, and has a 5% chance to set you on fire each tick.
|-
![[File:Plasmaflood.png|center|frameless|31x31px]]
!Plasma Flood
|60
|1 part plasma, 1 part [[Guide to chemistry#Napalm|napalm]], 1 part [[Guide to food and drinks#Tequila|tequila]], 1 part [[Guide to food and drinks#Demons Blood|demon's blood]]
|Not very popular with plasmamen, for obvious reasons.
|Has an 80% chance to ignite you, but heals 16 burn per tick. Metabolizes at a rate of 0.5 units per tick.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|..What?}}..What?
|N/A
|Fail a recipe
|You can't really tell what this is.
|You get this when there is something else in the glass
|}
[[File:Muana Loa.png|thumb]]
== Juice Cartons ==
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

=Food=
You need food to avoid [[#Hunger|hunger]]. Food is cooked either with the crafting menu [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] or by putting certain ingredients into different types of machinery, such as the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]].
==Example Cooking Guide==
As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu, here is how to cook a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]]:
#Grab two pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] from your fridge.
#Put one of the pieces of meat [[File:Meat.png]] into the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]].
#Click the [[#Processor|food processor]] [[File:Processor.png]] to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a [[#meatball|meatball]] [[File:meatball.png]].
#Place the other piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]] on any table [[File:R-table.png]].
#Vend a kitchen knife [[File:Knife.png]] from the [[Vendors#Dinnerware|dinnerware vendor]] [[File:Venddinnerware.gif]], and use it on the piece of meat [[File:Meat.png]]. It should turn into 3x [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]].
#Put two of the [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] into a [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] (by clicking the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] with a raw cutlet in active hand).
#Turn on the [[#Microwave Oven|microwave]] [[File:Microwave.png]] by alt-clicking it. The two [[#Raw_Cutlet|raw meat cutlets]] [[File:Rawmeatcutlet.png]] should turn into [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]].
#Place the [[#meatball|meatball]] [[File:meatball.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]] on the same tile (such as the same table).
#Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the [[#meatball|meatball]] [[File:meatball.png]] and the two [[#Cutlet|cutlets]] [[File:Meatcutlet.png]]. Click the crafting menu HUD icon [[File:Crafting_menu_hud_icon.png]] to open the crafting menu.
#In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
#If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a [[#Sausage|sausage]] [[File:Sausage.png]].
==Ingredients==
===[[File:Butcherknife.png|64px]]Butchering[[File:Gibber.png|64px]]===
This is how you get your meat [[File:Meat.png|64px]].

To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the [[Machines#Gibber|gibber]], the machine in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you should really use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume. 
There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FC8484;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FC8484;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat}}Meat
|Get meat from humans by gibbing them with a gibber. Get meat from most other creatures by slaughterering their dead bodies with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Bear_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bear Meat}}Bear Meat
|Slaughter a dead space bear with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Fish_fillet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carp Fillet}}Carp Fillet
|Slaughter a dead space carp with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Crab_meat_raw.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Crab Meat}}Raw Crab Meat
|Slaughter a dead crab with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_leg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Leg}}Spider Leg
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
![[File:Spider_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spider Meat}}Spider Meat
|Slaughter a dead spider with a sharp object [[File:Knife.png]] on harm intent [[File:Intent_Harm.png]].
|-
|}
===[[File:Knife.png|64px]][[File:Rolling Pin.png|64px]] Knife & Rolling Pin===
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'| Food name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:breadslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bread Slice}}Bread Slice
|Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|sandwiches]].
|-
![[File:cakeslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Slice}}Cake Slice
|Slice any cake with your knife.
|-
![[File:pizzaslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Slice}}Pizza Slice
|Slice any pizza with your knife.
|-
![[File:doughslice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough Slice}}Dough Slice
|Slice a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:flatdough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flat Dough}}Flat Dough
|Flatten a [[#Dough|dough]] with your rolling pin.
|-
![[File:rawmeatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Cutlet}}Raw Cutlet
|Slice a meat with your knife.
|-
![[File:piedough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pie Dough}}Pie Dough
|Flatten a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]] with your rolling pin.
|-
![[File:rawpastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Pastry Base}}Raw Pastry Base
|Slice a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]] with your knife.
|-
![[File:Potato_wedges.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Potato Wedges}}Potato Wedges
|Slice a potato with your knife.
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
|Slice a [[#Cheese Wheel|cheese wheel]] with your knife.
|}
===[[File:Processor.png|64px]] [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]]===
Some items can be processed with the [[Machines#Food_Processor|Processor]], which can be found in your kitchen.
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Processes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Condiments
|-
![[File:Bacon.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw Bacon}}Raw Bacon
|Process one [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]].
|-
![[File:meatball.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|meatball}}Meatball
|Process one slab of meat.
|-
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
|<s>Process one slime. ''Note: Eating this will kill you.''</s> Didn't work when testing Aug 2019. Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.
|-
![[File:Tatortot.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tator Tot}}Tator Tot
|Process one potato.
|-
![[File:Fries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
|Process one plate of potato wedges.
|-
![[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
|Process one carrot.
|-
![[File:Roastparsnip.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Roast Parsnip}}Roast Parsnip
|Process one parsnip.
|-
![[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
|Process one soy bean.
|-
![[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
|Process one [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]].
|-
![[File:Tortilla.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tortilla}}Tortilla
|Process one corn.
|-
![[File:Yakiimo.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Yaki Imo}}Yaki Imo
|Process one sweet potato.
|-
|}
===[[File:Blender.png|64px]] All-In-One-Grinder===
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.

After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your [[File:ChemMaster.png|64px]] CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|Blends
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4F0F4;'|How to acquire
|-
![[File:Universal Enzyme.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Universal_Enzyme}}Universal Enzyme
|Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Fermentation_Barrel|wooden barrels]] to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Grind any solid food.
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsaicin Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil
|Grind chilis.
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
|[[Guide_to_xenobiology#Blue_Slime|Blue Slimes]] or from grinding [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Ice_Pepper|Ice Pepper]]. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. [[Changeling]] [[Changeling#Cryogenic_Sting|cryo sting]] injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and [[Guide_to_races#Jellypeople|slimepeople]]. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
|Grind tomatoes.
|-
![[File:Flour.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
|Grind wheat or oat stalks.
|-
![[File:Rice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice}}Rice
|Grind rice stalks.
|-
![[File:Ricebowl.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice Bowl}}Rice Bowl
|Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.
|-
![[File:dough.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dough}}Dough
|Mix 15 flour + 10 water.
|-
![[File:cakebatter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cake Batter}}Cake Batter
|Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 [[#Sugar|sugar]]. (you can also use [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] instead of egg yolk)
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Egg Yolk}}Egg Yolk
|Break an egg into a beaker.
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
|Mix 40 units [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 10 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sulphuric Acid|Sulphuric Acid]].
|-
![[File:Salt.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
|Mix [[Guide_to_chemistry#Sodium|Sodium]] + [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chlorine|Chlorine]] + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.
|-
![[File:Pepper.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
|Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
|Mix 40 [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
|Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units [[#Milk|milk]]/[[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 2 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]].
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
|Mix 10 [[#Soy Milk|soy milk]] + 5 [[#Universal Enzyme|universal enzyme]] (catalyst).
|-
![[File:butter.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter}}Butter
|Mix 15 [[#Milk|milk]] in the grinder.
|-
![[File:Butter_on_a_stick.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Butter_on_a_stick}}Butter on a stick
|Insert a metal rod [[File:Rods.png]] into butter.
|-
![[File:Mayonnaise.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Mayonnaise}}Mayonnaise
|Grind egg yolk.
|-
![[File:Sugar.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Astrotame}}Astrotame
|Found in [[Vendor#Dinnerware|Dinnerware Vendor]]. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you [[Status_Effects#Disgust|disgusted]].
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Caramel}}Caramel
|Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.
|-
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
|Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).
|-
![[File:Cherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cherry Jelly}}Cherry Jelly
|Grind cherries.
|-
![[File:Bluecherry.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Cherry Jelly}}Blue Cherry Jelly
|Grind blue cherries.
|}
===[[File:Microwave.png|64px]] Microwave Oven===
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.

Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).

In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.
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|-
![[File:Baconcooked.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bacon}}Bacon
|Microwave a [[#Raw Bacon|raw bacon]].
|-
![[File:bread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Bread}}{{anchor|Bread}}Plain Bread
|Microwave a [[#Dough|dough]]. Used in all [[#Breads_.26_Sandwiches|bread recipes]].
|-
![[File:Bun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Bun}}Bun
|Microwave a [[#Dough Slice|dough slice]]. Used in [[#Burgers|burgers]].
|-
![[File:Pastrybase.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pastry Base}}Pastry Base
|Microwave a [[#Raw Pastry Base|raw pastry base]]. Used in most [[#Pastries|pastry recipes]].
|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spaghetti}}Boiled Spaghetti
|Microwave [[#Spaghetti|spaghetti]]s. Used in [[#Pastas|spaghetti recipes]].
|-
![[File:pizzabread.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pizza Bread}}Pizza Bread
|Microwave a [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]]. Used in [[#Pizzas|pizza recipes]].
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Pie}}Plain Pie
|Microwave a [[#Pie Dough|pie dough]]. Used in [[#Pies|pie recipes]].
|-
![[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Plain Cake}}Plain Cake
|Microwave a [[#Cake Batter|cake batter]]. Used in [[#Cakes|cake recipes]].
|-
![[File:Spiderleg.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Spider Leg}}Boiled Spider Leg
|Microwave a spider leg.
|-
![[File:meatcutlet.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cutlet}}Cutlet
|Microwave a [[#Raw Cutlet|raw cutlet]]. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak
|Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.
|-
![[File:Crab_meat.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Crab Meat}}Crab Meat
|Microwave [[#Raw Crab Meat|raw crab meat]]. Used in some in some recipes.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Toasted Sandwich}}Toasted Sandwich
|Microwave a [[#Sandwich|sandwich]].
|-
![[File:popcorn.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Popcorn}}Popcorn
|Microwave a corn.
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Warm Donkpocket}}Warm Donk-pocket
|Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:begg.png|40px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Egg}}Boiled Egg
|Microwave an egg.
|-
![[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Boiled Rice}}Boiled Rice
|Microwave a [[#Rice Bowl|Rice Bowl]]. Used in [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Rice_and_Pork|rice recipes]].
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Khinkali}}Khinkali
|Microwave a [[#Raw_Khinkali|Raw Khinkali]].
|-
![[File:onionrings.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Onion Rings}}Onion Rings
|Microwave an onion slice.
|}
===[[File:Icecream_Vat.png|64px]] Ice Cream Vat===
''Ding-aling ding dong. Get your Nanotrasen-approved ice cream!''

For those hot days on the station there's an Ice Cream Vat, which can be used to make:
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|-
![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Cone.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Cone}}Chocolate Cone
|1 unit units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|sugar]] + 1 coco powder
|Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.
|-
![[File:Vanilla_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Vanilla Ice Cream}}Vanilla Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit vanilla
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Strawberry_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Strawberry Ice Cream}}Strawberry Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Berry_Juice|berry juice]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Chocolate_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chocolate Ice Cream}}Chocolate Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] 1 unit coco powder
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Blue_Icecream.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Blue Ice Cream}}Blue Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit [[#Singulo|Singulo]]
|Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.
|-
![[File:Brokenbottle.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Custom Ice Cream}}Custom Ice Cream
|1 unit [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 unit [[#Glass_of_Ice|ice]] + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent)
|You can refill the ice cream vat's ingredient storage by inserting a beaker with reagents, and clicking the "refill from beaker" button. This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent.
|}
==Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using the '''crafting menu''', that is by '''placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button (a small T icon on your HUD)''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.
===Burgers===
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
|-
![[File:Baconburger.png|64px]]
!Bacon Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Bacon|cooked bacon]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[Clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:Crab_burger.png|64px]]
!Crab Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]]
|?
|A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[Mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin
|HOT! HOT!
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 4 Tomatoes + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
![[File:Baseball.png|64px]]
!Home Run Baseball Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Makeshift weapons#Baseball Bat|Baseball Bat]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
|-
![[File:Empowered_burger.gif|64px]]
!Empowered Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 Plasma sheets
|8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity
|It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
|-
![[File:Craaaaazy hamburger.gif|frameless|64x64px|link=Special:FilePath/Craaaaazy_hamburger.gif]]
!Crazy Hamburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 2 [[Guide to hydroponics#Death nettle|death nettles]] + 20 [[Guide to chemistry#Cooking Oil|cooking oil]] + 2 [[Guide to hydroponics#Chili|Chili Peppers]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|1 Nutriment
|ITS HORRIBLE!
|}
===Breads & Sandwiches===
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|-
![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Mimanabread.png|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:Garlicbread.png|64px]]
!Garlic Bread
|1 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Alas, it is limited.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:butteredtoast.png|64px]]
!Buttered Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
|-
![[File:butterbiscuit.png|64px]]
!Butter Biscuit
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Well butter my biscuit!
|-
![[File:butterdog.png|64px]]
!Butterdog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Made from exotic butters.
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Icecream Sandwich
|1 [[#Vanilla Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|}
===Pizzas===
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|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 meatballs+ 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:arnoldpizza.png|64px]]
!Arnold Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings
|30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine
|Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.
|}
===Pastas===
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|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Meatball|meatball]]s
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Meatball|meatball]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
|7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
|-
![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
|-
![[File:butternoodles.png|64px]]
!Butter Noodles
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Noodles covered in savory butter.
|}
===Soups & Stews===
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|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Nettle + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Eyeballsoup.png|64px]]
!Eyeball Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball
|5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium Sheet
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
 Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
 Omnizine, Banana,
 Blood, Slime Jelly,
 Toxin, Oculine,
 Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[#Soy Dope|Soy Dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[#Soy Dope|Soy Dope]]s + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk
|7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin
|A nice bowl of oatmeal.
|-
![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes
|4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Quite a delicacy.
|-
![[File:French_onion_soup.png|64px]]
!French Onion Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 [[#Onion|Onion]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 Bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)
|Makes you wish the chef could cook.
|-
![[File:Bisque.png|64px]]
!Bisque
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 [[#Crab_Meat|crab meat]] + 1 [[#Boiled_Rice|boiled rice]]
|?
|A classic entree from Space-France.
|}
===Seafood===
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|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|Inject 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] into 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp fillet
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}
===Meat===
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|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage{{anchor|Sausage}}
|1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|-
![[File:Bearsteak.gif|64px]]
!Filet Migrawr
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Bear steak]] + 5 units [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] (requires lighter)
|2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
|
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw_Khinkali}}Raw Khinkali
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Microwave to finish preparing.
|}
===Salads===
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|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin
|Heals everyone! Not really
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Your standard fruit salad.
|-
![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
|7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|Exotic fruits in a bowl.
|-
![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Citrus overload!
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|}
===Pies===
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|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Streusel Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Delicious sliceable jelly.
|-
![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin.
|Tastes like blue and cold.
|-
![[File:Baklava.png|64px]]
!Baklava Pie
|4 Oat stalks + 4 [[#Tortilla|tortillas]] + 2 [[#Butter|butter]]
|?
|A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.
|-
![[File:Bearypie.png|64px]]
!Beary Pie
|1 [[#Meat Steak|bear steak]] + 1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|No brown bears, this is a good sign.
|-
![[File:Grapetart.png|64px]]
!Grape Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
|}
===Cakes===
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|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cake hat.
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Slimecake.png|64px]]
!Slime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 [[Slime Extract]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_vanilla_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Blackberry_and_strawberry_chocolate_cake.png|64px]]
!Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 berries + 2 [[#Chocolate_Bar|Chocolate Bars]]
|?
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Holy_cake.png|64px]]
!Angel Food Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 15u holy water
|?
|Sliceable. Contains holy water.
|-
![[File:Pound_cake.png|64px]]
!Pound Cake
|4 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]
|?
|Sliceable. Counts as junk food.
|-
![[File:Hardware_cake.png|64px]]
!Hardware Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 circuit boards + 5u [[Guide_to_chemistry#Chemistry_Dispensers|Sulphuric Acid]]
|?
|Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.
|-
![[File:Cak.png|64px]]
!Cak
|1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 Sprinkles + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]].
|N/A
|A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.
|}
===Side Dishes===
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|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2 eggs + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1 egg + 1 unit [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Warm Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]]
|4 Nutriment
|Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Sausage|Sausage]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:pigblanket.png|64px]]
!Pig in a Blanket
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
|-
![[File:Crab_rangoon.png|64px]]
!Crab Rangoon
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Raw_Crab_Meat|raw crab meat]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units cream
|?
|Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}
===Pastries===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:donut.png|64px]]
!Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:jdonut1.gif|64px]]
!Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] or [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:mdonut.png|64px]]
!Meat Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 raw cutlet
|3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup
|Tastes as gross as it looks.
|-
![[File:cdonut.png|64px]]
!Chaos Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best of both cookie and oat.
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Dankpocket.png|64px]]
!Dank-pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cannabis
|3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Lipolicide|Lipolicide]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]], 4 Nutriment
|
|-
![[File:Khachapuri.png|64px]]
!Khachapuri
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units egg yolk
|12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Chococornet.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cornet
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 unit Salt + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Honeybun.png|64px]]
!Honey Bun
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:pancake.png|64px]]
!Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]]
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Can be stacked.
|-
![[File:bbpancake.png|64px]]
!Blueberry Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:ccpancake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Chip Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|
|}
===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:Chococoin.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Coin
|1 Coin + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
|
|-
![[File:Chocodice.png|64px]]
!Fudge Dice
|1 Die + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Coco
|You get a fudge die after eating it.
|-
![[File:Chocoorange.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Orange
|1 Orange + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
|
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Caramel|Caramel]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|A classic desert.
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|The clown's favorite desert.
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin
|The best icecream in space!
|-
![[File:Honeybar.png|64px]]
!Honey Nut Bar
|1 Oat + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:Spiderlollipop.png|64px]]
!Spider Lollipop
|1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling
|1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|
|}
===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 chilis + 2 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:classictaco.png|64px]]
!Classic Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
|-
![[File:plaintaco.png|64px]]
!Plain Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|It's a burrito filled with cheese.
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne Asada Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Soybeans
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best burrito for meat lovers.
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin
|A super spicy burrito.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|1 [[Metal Rod]] + 2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]s (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s, or 1 lizard tail
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|Chips from Space Mexico
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]] + 2 Chili pepper
|7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin
|That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin
|Who knew vodka was a fruit?
|-
![[File:stuffedlegion.gif|64px]]
!Stuffed Legion
|1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin
|5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin
|Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
|-
![[File:powercrepe.png|64px]]
!Powercrepe
|1 [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] + 1 [[#Milk|Milk]] + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly
|With great power, comes great crepes.
|-
![[File:branrequests.png|64px]]
!Bran Requests Cereal
|1 Wheat + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt
|A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice and Pork}}Rice and Pork
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Egg Bowl
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|Boiled egg]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meatball|meatball]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|-
![[File:Ratkebab.png|64px]]
!Rat kebab
|1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Doubleratkebab.png|64px]]
!Double Rat Kebab
|2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
|-
![[File:Honeycomb.png|64px]]
!{{Anchor|Honeycomb}}'''Honeycomb'''
|50 Sugar
|25 Honey
|Only craftable by Apids. Can be used in-hand while empty to split it into 2 [[Guide to construction#Wax|wax.]]
|-
|}
===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}
==Vending Machine Food==
===[[File:Vendsnack.gif|64px]] Junk Food===
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest [[Getmore Chocolate Corp|Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine]] for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Description
|-
![[File:Candy.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Candy}}Candy
|Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Cup_Ramen.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cup Ramen}}Cup Ramen
|Just add 10ml water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
|-
![[File:Chips.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Chips}}Chips
|Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:Beef_Jerky.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky}}Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky
|Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly.
|-
![[File:4no_Raisins.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|4no Raisins}}4no Raisins
|Best raisins in the universe. Not sure why. Consists of nutriment and sugar, making it a filling snack.
|-
![[File:Space Twinkie.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space_Twinkie}}Space Twinkie
|A few bite snack consisting of a small amount of sugar.
|-
![[File:Cheesie_Honkers.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Cheesie Honkers}}Cheesie Honkers
|Bite sized cheesie snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of nutriment and sugar, filling you mildly,
|-
![[File:Energy_bar.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|High-Power Energy Bars}}High-Power Energy Bars
|An energy bar with a lot of punch, you probably shouldn't eat this if you're not an Ethereal. Filled with Liquid Electricity, which feeds Ethereals and shocks everyone else.
|-
|}
===[[File:Vendcola.gif|64px]] Junk Drinks===
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest [[Robust Softdrinks|Robust Softdrinks -vending machine]].
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Space_Cola.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Cola}}Space Cola
|30u cola. In space. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Space_Mountain_Wind.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space Mountain Wind}}Space Mountain Wind
|Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens [[Status_Effects#Sleep|sleep]], reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Dr_Gibb.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dr. Gibb}}Dr. Gibb
|A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces [[Status_Effects#Drowsiness|drowsiness]] and cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Star-kist.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Star-kist}}Star-kist
|Made up of 15u Cola and 15u [[#Orange Juice|orange juice]]. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
|-
![[File:Space-Up.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Space-Up}}Space-Up
|Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Purple can.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Pwr Game}}Pwr Game
|The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Lemon-Lime.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lemon-Lime}}{{anchor|Lemon Lime}}{{anchor|Orange Soda}}Lemon-Lime
|You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u [[#Lemon-Lime|Lemon-Lime]].
|-
![[File:Waterbottle.png|64px]]
!Bottle of Water
|A bottle of 49.5u water, 0.5u fluorine filled at an old Earth bottling facility. Not available in Shambler's Vendors.
|-
![[File:Shamblers.png|64px]]
!Shambler's Juice
|~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~ Only available in Shambler's Vendors. Cools you down if overheated.
|-
![[File:Nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
!Nuka Cola
|Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland. Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, cools you down, and gives you ephedrine speed.
|-
![[File:Aircan.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Canned Air}}Canned air
|There is no air shortage. Do not drink. 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
|-
![[File:Monkey energy.png|64px]]
!Monkey Energy
|Unleash the ape! Makes you jittery, dizzy, reduces sleeping, and cools you down. Gives ephedrine speed to monkeys. Can be used as fuel for the grill.
|-
![[File:Energy_drink.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Grey Bull}}Grey Bull
|Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down, makes you jittery and dizzy, and makes you immune to electric shocks.
|}
===[[File:Vendcoffee.gif|64px]] Hot Drinks===
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a [[Hot Drinks Machine|Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine]]. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering [[space]] is a good idea if you lack a space suit.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Dispenses
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#C4DAF4;'|Description
|-
![[File:Robust_Coffee.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Robust Coffee}}Robust Coffee
|Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Duke Purple Tea}}Duke Purple Tea
|An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
|-
![[File:Duke_Purple_Tea.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Dutch Hot Coco}}Dutch Hot Coco
|Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts [[#Water|water]] 1 part [[guide_to_plants|coco]].
|}
==Other food==
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!{{anchor|Cookie}}Cookie
|A [[Cyborg#Peacekeeper|Peacekeeper cyborg]] can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.
|-
![[File:Lollipop.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Lollipop}}Lollipop
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can dispense lollipops. Full of [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.
|-
![[File:Gumball.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Gumball}}Gumball
|[[Cyborg#Medical|Medical cyborgs]] can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|healing chemicals]].
|-
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==Hunger==
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.

[[File:hungerlevels.gif]]
The six hunger levels are Starving, Hungry, Fed, Well Fed, Full and Fat. The only bad levels are Starving, Hungry and Fat.
Currently, you won't see your nutrition bar unless you are hungry or fat.

Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.
===Starvation===
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[Kitchen]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!
===Obesity===
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the [[solars]]. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but [[Surgery#Lipoplasty|surgery]] or using [[Guide_to_chemistry#lipocide|lipocide]] is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mint_Toxin|mint toxin]] (from grinding the mint) will gib them.
===Satiety===
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both [[Guide_to_chemistry#Medicines|good]] and [[Guide_to_chemistry#Toxins|bad]] reagents slower, for a higher total effect.
On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.

===Breakfast===
Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:
*most egg based foods
*coffee
*bacon
*oatmeal
*orange juice
*milk
*pancakes
*waffles
*donuts
*toasts
*biscuits
*cereal
[[Category:Guides]]

Guide to races

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During your time on station you may find yourself face to face (or face to mirror) with the not quite human. Be they aliens, mutated humans, or self aware constructs you're expected to try and coexist on this deathtrap 
Learning their quirks can be key to knowing how to keep them amicable in times of peace, and easy to put down in times of strife.
=Roundstart Races=
On Beestation, these are the races allowed to be chosen at round start. Because they are freely available, you should expect to deal with them nearly every round.
==={{anchor|Humans}}[[Humans]]===
[[File:humans.png]]

On the station humans enjoy a degree of superiority over other races, everyone you meet in a position of power will generally be a human. 
Formerly, the [[AI]] would apply the protections of its laws ONLY to humans, nowadays however the AI's law protect "Crew" instead of humans.

'''Gameplay'''

Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape. Get leg-dropped by a wrestler and watch as your leg actually falls off. Set up industrial-sized bugzappers in the main hall to deal with [[Mothpeople|the pests]].

'''Diet'''
*Likes: Fried food and junkfood, often combined into a heavenly form known as fast food.
*Dislikes: Raw food.
'''Benefits'''
*Strength in numbers.
'''Drawbacks'''
*None at all.
==={{anchor|Lizardperson}}[[Lizardperson|Lizardpeople]]===
[[File:lizardpeople.png]]

Second class citizens, lizards are generally relegated to lower level work. 
Within a department a lizard staff member may enjoy anywhere from almost equal standing to obvious racism and disrespect, depending on their coworkers. They enjoy no advantages beyond their striking appearance. 
Their appearance and naming conventions are loosely derived from the Argonians, of Skyrim.

'''Gameplay'''

Name yourself Does-The-Gimmick. Set all your accessory slots and become an unrecognizable blob of pixels. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a snowflake race.

'''Diet'''
*Likes: Meat and disgusting things like small creatures that run around on four legs famous for disease
*Dislikes: Grain and dairy, what kind of creature would hate pizza or cake?!
'''Benefits'''
*Memorable appearance.
*Solidarity with lizards staffmates.
*Lizardpeople take one third less heat damage.
*Lizard tails and hides can be used to craft sought after items like lizard wine, the Liz O' Nine Tails and lizard cloche hats.
'''Drawbacks'''
*Likely target of racism.
* Noticeable lisssp.
* 50% more cold damage.
*''Your'' lizard tail and hide can be used to craft sought-after items.
==={{anchor|Plasmaman}}[[Plasmaman]]===
[[File:Plasmaman.png|120px]]

A recently discovered race that inhabits orbital bodies with high concentrations of Plasma. 
Plasmamen have a hard time living on oxygen based space stations as they breathe pure Plasma as their air supply, thus they wear special environmental suits to protect them. 
They have almost no advantages mechanics wise, and must rely on their skill and respect to get by.

'''Gameplay'''

Light the entirety of the station on fire. Be immune to cold environments, die in seconds to hot ones. Claim that you're a space beast that's come to kill everything, ever.

'''Diet'''
* Likes: Vegetables.
*Dislikes: Fruit, only the flesh is weak to scurvy.
'''Benefits'''
*Bang-proof and space-proof helmet with welding screen.
*Immune to cold, (most) viruses, and radiation.
*Can't bleed.
*Does not need to eat.
*Internals last very long and belt tanks at a standard pressure of 1013kPa last about 1.5 hours.
'''Drawbacks'''
*They rely on a constant source of Plasma air to survive.
*If exposed to Oxygen their body will catch on fire (unless in stasis).
*150% damage from brute, heat and fire.
*Takes longer for body temperature to stabilize.
*They are stuck inside an environment suit. [Replaceable by Hardsuit or EVA spacesuit]
*Have to take off helmet and eat a few bites very quickly then extinguish in order to eat something.
*No easy ability to hide their identity.
*Can be cloned, but incompetent medical staff will always fuck it up.
*Cannot be defibrillated, as they lack a heart.
==={{anchor|Mothpeople}}[[Mothpeople]]===
[[File:Moths.gif|90px]]

White-faced insect people with wings and antannae. Be the Mary Sue you were always meant to be with a shitload of color 'themes' to choose from.

'''Gameplay'''

Get everything unique about you as a species removed by deranged people, but manage to sneak past a free infinite jetpack that never activates when you need it to. Turn into toothpaste when you hack a door wrong. Be slightly more tolerated by humans than other alien species.

'''Diet'''
*Likes: Vegetables, Dairy & Clothes.
*Dislikes: Fruit.
*Toxic: Raw meat, cooked meat, just don't eat something that moved and made noises.
'''Benefits'''
* If your wings haven't been crisped, you can flutter around once gravity goes out.
'''Drawbacks'''
*Your eyes are extra sensitive to light. Welding needs both goggles plus a mask and flashbangs REALLY hurt, even with sunglasses on.
* Badly hurt by fly swatters. [10x damage]
*Vulnerable to pest spray. [3x damage]
*Fire will burn your wings off, disabling its benefits and making the moth sad.
*Nonsensical 'fluttering' speech tag.
==={{anchor|Ethereals}}[[Ethereals]]===
[[File:Ethereal race.png]]

Walking lightbulbs that are named after celestial bodies.

'''Gameplay'''

Die in one hit because you forgot to recharge. Steal all the station's power. Get harassed by moths.

'''Diet'''
*Likes: Snowflake Ethereal food (High-power energy bars, [[Food#Burgers|empowered burgers]]). Electricity, whether through [[Cyborg]] rechargers, electric shocks or indirectly through lightbulbs.
'''Benefits'''
*They're walking flashlights.
*Enter a temporary '''''Disco-mode''''' when emagged.
*Deal burn damage instead of brute damage when punching things.
*Slightly resistant to electricity (0.5 siemens coefficient).
*Can recharge apcs by using grab intent.
'''Drawbacks'''
*They're walking flashlights.
*Can only regain nutrition by entering a cyborg recharger, by touching lightbulbs, using apcs on harm intent, using a battery, or through special Ethereal food.
*Slowly take toxin damage when out of charge.
*Take 1.25 to 2x brute damage depending on lack of charge.

==={{anchor|IPC}}[[IPC|IPC]]===
[[File:IPC.png]]

Integrated positronic chassis, also known as TV heads.

'''Benefits'''
*Aesthetic TV head capable of changing looks, you stand out.
*They can heal brute damage with a welder and burn with a cable coil.
*Can be field revived with a welder and cable coils.
*They stand out due to their TV head.
*They do not require a head to live due to their brain being located in their torso
*No need for eating.
*Immune to cold and do not need to breathe.
* Cannot process any reagents except special IPC reagent.
*Immune to most diseases.
*Bleed Oil (litterly just recoloured blood codewise)
*Bleed out 10 times slower than every other spiecies
*Immune to heart attacks
'''Drawbacks'''
* Cannot perform CPR due to lack of breathing.
*Cannot be cloned, incompetent Roboticists will borg you instead of reviving you.
*Take almost 2x burn damage, capable of being critted in 4 welder hits, along with having a 1.3 brute modifier.
*You stand out without a helmet.
* Cannot process any reagents except special IPC reagents.
* EMPs will deal 20 - 60 brute damage and stun you for 10 - 20 seconds while dislocating random limbs (including your head).
*Need to stand still for a few seconds to heal with a cable coil or welder.
* Heal slowly unless someone else is healing them.
*You will be killed by most conversion antags due to the difficulty of keeping you around.
*Revenants can EMP you and kill you.
*Requires Oil for blood

==={{anchor|Apid}}[[Apids|Apid]]===
[[File:Apid.png|alt=|64x64px]]

Bee people! An exceedingly rare sight to see.

'''Diet'''
*Likes fruits and vegetables
'''Benefits'''
*Shockingly, bees like you.
*Improved vision in dark (barely noticeable).
*Superior lungs require less oxygen. (8 kPa min, humans require 16 kPa.)
*Able to dash short distances using their wings which works very well with no gravity but needs an atmosphere.
*Can craft [[Guide to food and drinks#Honeycomb|honeycombs]] which contain 25 units of honey for 50 units of sugar.
'''Drawbacks'''
*Takes 1.5x burn and toxin, and 1.25x stamina damage.
*Passes out instantly in smoke, and after some time in the cold.
*Takes 30x damage from flyswatters, 3x damage from pest-killer.
==={{anchor|Oozeling}}[[Oozeling]]===
[[File:Rainbow_slime.gif]]

Made of an abnormal version of Slime, These ooze based creatures are able to regenerate their limbs using their own blood.

'''Benefits'''
*Cannot ignite when exposed to flames
*Anything that would deal toxin damage (for example, Plasma) will heal toxin damage instead.
*50% reduced burn damage from high heat, but not burn damage from other sources.
*Able to speak the slime language.
*Able to regenerate their limbs
*Has slime lungs, "Vacuole", which will regenerate blood (ooze) volume when breathing plasma, You still need oxygen though
*Has Slime Ooze as their blood, which is toxic if ingested by any other race
*Has no food preferences despite their gluttonous nature, so no major mood buffs or debuffs from eating.
*Rapidly metabolize food when overfed, converting it into extra blood volume.
'''Drawbacks'''
*Lose limbs when "blood" volume gets too low, restoring some of it.
*Lose "blood" volume rapidly when exposed to water, water vapor, fire extinguishers, and showers.
*Lose "blood" volume rapidly and take toxin damage when processing chemicals which would heal toxin damage in other races.
*Lose "blood" volume gradually when hungry, and rapidly when starving.
*300% increased burn damage from cold temperature exposure

*

= Human Mutants=
Over the course of a shift, you or someone you know may lose their humanity. These races are not born, but made. 
These players are less likely to be the targets of racism, as many may simply acknowledge their former humanity, but are none the less NOT human anymore.
==={{anchor|Podman}}[[Podman|Podpeople]]===
[[File:podpeople.png]]

Human blood, resurrected through a plant. Podpeople are rare to see, often only making an appearance if the cloner has been destroyed or the power is out for an extended period of time. They thrive in light and can't survive darkness for too long.

'''Gameplay'''

End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire.

'''Benefits'''
*Gradually heals and gains nutrition in well lit areas.
*Immune to plant-based hazards such as space vines and killer tomatoes.
* Bees don't mind them.
'''Drawbacks'''
*Darkness drains nutrition.
*If starving, takes damage over time.
*Easily eaten by goats.
*Tendency to be overweight due to desire to stay in the light at all times.
*Extra vulnerable to chemicals designed to kill plant life.
*Takes extra burn damage and heats up quickly.
*Mutates if shot by a [[Research_items#Floral Somatoray|floral somatoray]] in mutation mode.
==={{anchor|Flyperson}}[[Flyperson|Flypeople]]===
[[File:flypeople.png]]

Technically, a roundstart race now. But realistically you only see these during teleporter malfunctions. A truly sorry state to be in.

'''Gameplay'''

Annoy the chef for his cheese, vomit on his food and kill Pete because <strike>you need barf fuel</strike> muh self defense. Start getting voices in your head when you read the bee movie script over the radio. Get lynched for attacking the botanist using pest spray, and get gibbed by the chef for 'no reason'.

'''Diet'''
* Likes: Gross things, such as vomit. Get your crewmates sick and never go hungry again!
* Dislikes: Anything with nutriment... the first time.
'''Drawbacks'''
* Buz-zz-zing lisp.
* Grotesque appearance.
* Takes 30x damage from flyswatters, 3x damage from pest-killer.
* Slower than normal people
* Can't handle alcohol very well
* 1.4x burn and brute damage, because of course you can't have anything.
*0.7 speed modifier why would you play this.
==={{anchor|Felinids}}[[Felinids]]===
[[File:Catpeople.png]]

Effectively human if not for their ears and tail.

'''Diet'''
*Similar to normal humans.
*Dislikes: Vegetables, Sugar, COCO.
'''Gameplay'''

At the start of the shift, put on clothes that look like they're from one of those Chinese cartoons you're always watching. <s>Have quality interactions with the crew</s> behave like a poorly-written female character created by a sweaty dude who's never actually spoken to a woman except for his mother (and a fast food cashier that one time.) NYAAA at the crew. Become an entertaining electrical conductor for silicons. Metafriend every other catperson, every single round. Get lynched in the hallways by a mob while [[the authorities]] point and laugh from a distance. When in danger, [[Rules#Main Rules - read these if nothing else|get saved by backup suspiciously fast.]] Ahelp every transgression people do to you.

'''Benefits'''
* N/A
'''Drawbacks'''
*Hit harder by flashbangs.
*Are below beast races because they abandoned their humanity, as opposed to never having it in the first place.
=={{anchor|Jelly and Slime Mutants}}Jelly and Slime Mutants ==
These races are created in Xenobiology by ingesting mutation toxin. 
Further ingestion has a chance to mutate a slimeperson into a Stargazer or Luminescent.
==={{anchor|Jellypeople}}Jellypeople===
[[File:Brokenbottle.png]]

The proto-jelly race. Its subspecies all share the following traits:

'''Benefits'''
*Anything that would deal toxin damage (for example, Plasma) will heal toxin damage instead.
*Slimes will never attack them.
*Able to speak the slime language.
*Has slime jelly instead of blood, which is toxin if ingested by others.
*Take half burn damage from any source.
*Can grow limbs back using their slime jelly "blood".
* Has slime lungs, "vacuole", which will regenerate blood (jelly) volume when breathing plasma. Still needs oxygen though.
'''Drawbacks'''
*Lose limbs when "blood" volume goes too low, restoring some of it.
*Take toxin damage from chemicals that would normally cure it. This also drains large amounts of blood.
* Take triple damage from cold.
'''Where to find them:'''
*[[Guide_to_xenobiology#Green_Slime|Xenobiology]]. Also botany, if lucky with [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Strange_seeds|strange seeds]].
==={{anchor|Slimepeople}}Slimepeople ===
[[File:slimepeople.png]]

Pretty much humans turned into slime. 
Like slimes, they can split into multiple bodies, while retaining the same mind.
====Powers====
*Can split themselves to create spare bodies.
**To split they need to acquire slime jelly; they generate it either by being well fed or by taking normally toxin-dealing chemicals (which heals them, doesn't damage them). Normal toxin healing chemicals will remove blood and cause toxin damage at a fast rate.
** Reaching 1100 jelly volume will let them split once, and reset them to 600.
** They can swap between bodies at will; dying in their current body will send them to another body if they have one.
'''Gameplay'''

Be the specialest snowflake in xenobiology. Hang out with your <s>only</s> slime friends. Swap between bodies. Inject people with your poisonous blood.

'''Where to find them:'''
*[[Xenobiology]].
===Stargazers ===
[[File:jellypeople.png]]

Stargazers are the telepathic branch of jellypeople, able to project psychic messages and to link minds with participants.
====Powers====
*Can privately and anonymously "send thoughts" to any target they see.
* Can form slimelinks with any living being.
**To form a slimelink, they must aggressively grab their target, then use the Link Minds ability.
**Everyone in the slimelink will be able to communicate in it and hear each other.
**Slimelink communication also works while unconscious or muted.
**Slimelinks are broken by death; killing the Stargazer supporting it, or changing its species will unlink everyone.
'''Where to find them:'''
*[[Xenobiology]].
==={{anchor|Luminescents}}Luminescents===
[[File:Brokenbottle.png]]

Luminescents are versatile; they gain powers by consuming cores and activating them with their peculiar biology.

'''Benefits'''
*Emit a faint glow.
==== Powers====
*Can absorb slime cores to gain special abilities. (You can find the various effects [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Formulas|here]])
**Each core has a minor and a major ability.
**Activating them has a cooldown instead of using up the core. Cores can be ejected and reused.
**You can only have one core absorbed at once.
'''Where to find them:'''
*One of the possible mutations from [[Guide_to_chemistry#Slime_Mutation_Toxin|slime mutation toxin]], made with [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Green_Slime|green slime]] extracts.
=Exotic Races=
These races have very few ways to come about, and often rely on very rare situations to exist at all. 
Golems aside, you will almost never have to deal with them, but should be aware of them all the same for when the time comes.
==={{anchor|Golem}}[[Golem]]s===
[[File:agolem.png|96px]][[File:Iron_golem.png|96px]][[File:Silver_golem.png|96px]][[File:Gold_golem.png|96px]][[File:Plasma_golem.png|96px]][[File:Uranium_golem.png|96px]][[File:Diamond_golem.png|96px]]

Lumbering people of shining stone, golems are born into the servitude of their creators. While some will immediately gift these golems with freedom others will keep them close as assistants, bodyguards, or attack dogs. Golems do not have a will of their own unless granted one by their creator, and are not directly responsible for their actions if commanded.
Free golems found on [[Lavaland]] function equivalently to their station-born counterparts; however, they are not compelled to serve anyone.

Golems have unique benefits and drawbacks, depending on the type of mineral they're made of.

'''Gameplay'''

Act like dumb ogre, smash the fleshy idiot humies and trigger gods. Escalate conflicts to deadchat with your ogre fists. Dish out justice with your ogre squad. Kill people with your flashy radiation, and get banned for <s>card</s> golem counting.

'''Benefits'''
*Spaceworthy, can't be dismembered and don't bleed out.
*Immune to the effects of radiation and viruses.
*Most golems punch hard and are highly resistant to brute damage, with some exceptions.
*Have pocket-slots without wearing a jumpsuit.
'''Drawbacks'''
*Bound to will of creator unless freed.
*Most are much slower than humans.
*Immune to injections and cryogenic drugs, can't give or receive CPR
*Can't equip most clothing. Not really a drawback, since golems already have pockets.
*The only guns they can use are Kinetic Accelerators with modified trigger guards.
*Often prejudiced against and slain without mercy by [[Shitcurity|the station]] at first sign of trouble.
For mineral specific benefits and drawbacks, see: [[Golem#Types_of_Golems|Types of Golems]]

'''Where to find them:'''
*[[Xenobiology]].
*[[Lavaland]].

===={{anchor|Romerol Zombies}}Romerol Zombies====
[[File:zombies.png]]

Rotted remains of former humans, brought way less back to life. Unlike the zombies you find in Xenobiology, Romerol zombies aren't just a human mutation. 
They are aggressive by nature, and spread an infection when hitting other humanoids, causing them to turn into Romerol zombies on death.

They also won't stay dead as long as the infection is active and their head is intact: to stop them permanently, the body must be destroyed or beheaded, or the infection must be surgically removed. 
If this does not happen, the zombie will revive at full health after some time.

The infection is concentrated in a tumor located in the brain. Should this tumor be removed surgically, the body will revert to a normal corpse, which can then be cloned.

'''Benefits'''
* Same as regular zombies.
* Strong claws that can even punch through airlocks.
*Revives after death unless decapitated or gibbed.
*Quickly heals wounds.
*Can see in the dark.
*Turn other species into romerol zombies on death.
'''Drawbacks'''
*Slow movement.
*Can only use claws to smash.
* (Rightfully) feared and hunted by crewmembers.
'''Where to find them:'''
*On the station, after traitors team up to buy [[Syndicate_Items#Romerol|Romerol]], get lucky with a [[Syndicate_Items#Syndicate_Surplus_Crate|surplus crate]] or a cunning virologist finds out how to make them.
==={{anchor|Androids}}Androids===
[[File:Androids.png|96px]]

Human-like robots, distant cousins of synths. While visually identical to a fully augmented human, it has some additional perks.

'''Benefits'''
*Does not need to breathe, immune to gases and viruses.
*Immunity to pressure, cold and heat, can't be set on fire.
*Does not bleed.
*Does not need to eat.
*Cannot be pierced by syringes or glass.
*Can repair brute damage with welding and burn damage by replacing wires.
'''Drawbacks'''
* Cannot heal brute and burn damage with conventional means.
*Paralyzed and heavily damaged by EMPs.
'''Where to find them:'''
*A technophile chapel
==={{anchor|Abductor}}[[Abductor]]s===
[[File:Abductor_base.png|96px]]

Alien beings sent here to probe the station's crew. They cannot speak normally, but instead use a special frequency tuned to their mothership: different abductor teams have separate channels. Abductors created in different ways share a common abductor channel instead, and cannot hear natural abductors.

'''Benefits'''
* Does not bleed.
*Does not need to breathe.
* Is immune to viruses.
*Can use abductor-specific equipment.
*Can see in the dark for short ranges.
*Can communicate without restrictions with fellow abductors.
'''Drawbacks'''
*Can't use guns, except the one they start with.
*Cannot be heard by non-abductors when speaking.
'''Where to find them:'''
*[[Abductor]] ships
[[Category:Guides]]

==Halloween Races==
These are races that are found as roundstart races during the days near Halloween but can sometimes, rarely be found otherwise

==={{anchor|Shadowpeople}}Shadowpeople===

[[File:shadowpeople.png]]

Cursed beings of darkness, shadows that cannot exist for long in the light. They skulk in darkened maintenance corridors or in workplaces with intentionally destroyed lighting. They are not intrinsically evil, but still invoke an understandable level of mistrust in pretty much everyone.

They share many of the passive effects of [[Shadowling]]s, but none of their innate spells or abilities. They are far less a threat.

'''Benefits'''
*Gradually heals in the dark.
*Don't need to breathe.
*Have no blood to lose.
*Are immune to the effects of radiation.
*Can see far in the dark.
*Immune to viruses.
*Won't get attacked by ''Faithless'' mobs.
'''Drawbacks'''
*Will perish in the light.
*Generally impossible to maintain a normal life on the station.
'''Where to find them'''
* on the station during halloween
* rarely in xenobio
==={{anchor|Skeletons}}Skeletons===
[[File:skeletons.png]]

The skeleton within, unleashed! Somehow still alive, a skeleton is just a sack of stark white bones. 
Clattering spooks, due to their supernatural qualities they're almost always associated with wizards. 
Skeletons enjoy a wide selection of useful immunities, just don't expect the crew to ever enjoy looking at you ever again.

'''Benefits'''
*Don't need to breathe.
*Aren't bothered by extreme temperatures and pressure.
* Have no blood to lose.
*Are immune to the effects of radiation, as well as viruses.
*Immune to item embedding and chemical injections.
*Do not need to eat.
*Can attach limbs from the ground without surgery.
'''Drawbacks'''
*Loses limbs easily.
*Too spooky for most to tolerate.
*Immune to medical injections
'''Where to find them:'''
* Space pirate ships, with [[wizard|wizards]], on the station on Halloween.
==={{anchor|High-functioning Zombies}}High-functioning Zombies===
[[File:zombies.png]]

Unlike the zombies you find in movies, these high-functioning zombies don't crave your brains (despite what they might be compelled to say sometimes). 
It's perfectly possible to coexist with these zombies, though understanding their slurring speech might drive some to wish it wasn't.

'''Benefits'''
*Don't need to breathe.
*Can survive in extreme pressures.
*Immune to cold.
*Have no blood to lose.
*Are immune to the effects of radiation.
* Can attach limbs from the ground without surgery.
*Immune to [[Changeling]] transmutation stings.
'''Drawbacks'''
*Loses limbs easily.
*Hard to understand.
*Ugly.
*Tends to be confused with the infectious kind of zombie.
'''Where to find them:'''
*With [[wizard|wizards]], on the station on Halloween.

==={{anchor|Vampires}}Vampires===
[[File:bat.gif]]

that goth from the club wasn't as clean as she said and now you are eternally cursed with vampirism, atleast it has its upsides

'''Benefits'''
* You can turn into a bat
* That bat can crawl into vents
* You can suck peoples blood
* You heal while inside of a coffin
'''Drawbacks'''
* You constantly need blood
* If you run out of blood you turn into dust
* You will always be pale
* You will burst into flames if you enter the chapel
* If the chaplain picks the whip nullrod, it will deal double damage to you
*

Vampire (Antagonist)

2022-07-26T10:02:05Z

Bluezorua: adds a link to the race

{{Important
|Title=Removed
|Image=Paper.png
|Note=Vampires never fully made it into the game. This page is archived for historical purposes. If you wish to look for the playable race, check out [[Vampire (Race)]]
|Color=#F00
}}

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|imagebgcolor = #DDAADD
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|img = vampire.png
|jobtitle = Vampire
|access = Whatever your job is
|additional = Any place you or fellow vampires have access to
|difficulty = Easy
|superior = The Vampire Coalition
|duties = Drink people's blood, create new Vampires.
|guides = This is the guide
}}
A vampire is a mythical being who subsists by feeding on the blood of living creatures. In folkloric tales, undead vampires often visited loved ones and caused mischief or deaths in the neighbourhoods they inhabited when they were alive. They wore shrouds and were often described as bloated and of ruddy or dark countenance, markedly different from today's vampires, who look much like regular crew members. They are similar to Cultists, but instead of worshipping Nar-Sie, they worship Lilith, who in exchange for their humanity gives them immortality and eternal youth in exchange for a neverending hunger for the blood of humans. A vampire feeds with its ability to silence those while sucking their blood, and taking away the memories of the victims of the Vampire's feast. They may also turn humans that they've fed on into vampires, by feeding said victims with their own blood.
==Tales from the Crypt==
A vampire has boarded the station! It has had time to "feed" on local staff members, getting to know the station, and may have boarded due to the help of another vampire.
Even if a vampire has not attacked any other crew members, it is highly likely it has attacked various crew members during its infiltration.
==I'm a rebel without a pulse, what do I do==
Important:Vampires can detect other vampires by examining them, and seeing they have Lillith's blessing
Vampires have one of two objectives: the first is to extract between 500-600 units of clean blood (each human will give about 50-200 units) or to convert 1-3 additional vampires. Vampires can be created by feeding one of your victims your blood through a chalice
===Blood, it's in you to live===
Blood is a unique resource that is dealt with by Vampires, there are two types, clean and dirty blood. This is used to heal, as well as fill chalices to convert new vampires
=Clean Blood=
This is acquired from non-braindead humans with a mind. This is usable to allow the vampire's immortality, prevent hunger for normal food, and fuel the vampire's abilities.
=Dirty Blood=
This is acquired, by everything else. Monkeys, blood bags, catatonics, braindeads, and corpses are just a few examples. While it can be used for abilities, this blood does not nourish the vampire and will not prevent death.
===I forgot my Blood Dinner Card===
To create new vampires, you must fill a chalice with your blood, to do this you are required to have 500 total blood, and at least 50 Clean blood, then feed this to someone who you have finished feeding upon, though there is some restrictions. Fellow Vampires can be spotted by examining, the blessing of Lilith is visible. Regretfully, if those vampires don't have enough clean blood, they are also visible to the crew due to their deathly pale skin.
*[[Cult]]:These people have already made a pact with another demon, and thus cannot make a pact with Lilith.
*[[Changeling]]: Lilith does not respect these "people's" lack of grace when it comes to consuming life force, and as such refuses to make a pact with them
*[[Chaplain]]:Holy men seek out vampires, and have made an oath with their God to destroy them. Holy men can never be vampires.
*Loyalty Implanted Crew:These members are too tied to corporate interests to create a bond with Lilith.
===Beauty is blood deep===
There currently exists 2 methods of being detected
*Having low clean blood to the point of being deathly pale
*Having a health scanner used on you, which when used,will display blood level with a nonsense value and an error.

====Tips====
*Though currently it has no use, keeping up a healthy amount of dirty blood can be useful. It requires 500 blood total to fill a chalice, but only 50 clean blood. The other 450 can be dirty blood, which means it can be good to have a stock saved up
*You can only convert people if you have a chalice, and as right now they are only admin-spawnable, if your converting vampire doesn't give you one, you can't turn new vampires

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Vampire

2022-07-26T10:01:06Z

Bluezorua: if someone is searching up vampire they probably want the thing that actually exists in the code

#REDIRECT [[Vampire (Race)]]

User talk:Vampire (Race)

2022-07-26T10:00:24Z

Bluezorua: Bluezorua moved page User talk:Vampire (Race) to Talk:Vampire (Race): Disambiguation (also I fucked up the last time)

#REDIRECT [[Talk:Vampire (Race)]]

Talk:Vampire (Race)

2022-07-26T10:00:24Z

Bluezorua: Bluezorua moved page User talk:Vampire (Race) to Talk:Vampire (Race): Disambiguation (also I fucked up the last time)

This is the first page that i MADE, i would love to have this become the real magician page but ofcourse its very rough and quite shite

User:Vampire (Race)

2022-07-26T10:00:24Z

Bluezorua: Bluezorua moved page User:Vampire (Race) to Vampire (Race): Disambiguation (also I fucked up the last time)

#REDIRECT [[Vampire (Race)]]

Vampire (Race)

2022-07-26T10:00:24Z

Bluezorua: Bluezorua moved page User:Vampire (Race) to Vampire (Race): Disambiguation (also I fucked up the last time)

{{Important
|Title=Disambiguation
|Image=Paper.png
|Note= The vampire (race) is a neutral role that requires blood to live or else they get turned to dust, they can be antagonist roles but on their own are to be treated like normal crew, they are not [[Vampire (Antagonist)]]
|Color=#F00
}}

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|headerbgcolor = darkred
|headerfontcolor = white
|genus = Homo Desmodus
|imagebgcolor = lightgray
|img_generic = bat.gif
|img =
|specietype = VAMPIRE
|speciename = VAMPIRE
|homeworld = Spirit Halloween
|central authority = Strad
|restricted job roles = Technically Chaplain
|guides = No external guides
}}

==Lore==
there is no lore, this is a Halloween restricted race that is only there to have fun during Halloween

==Gameplay==
* You are always pale
* You can turn into a bat
* As a bat you can enter vents
* You constantly lose blood
* If you run out of blood you get turned into dust instantly
* You can suck blood out of people by grabbing them and using the button on the top left
* You slowly heal while inside of a coffin
* The vampire whip nullrod deals double damage to you
* You burst into flames instantly when you enter the chapel

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User talk:Bluezorua/Sandbox

2022-07-26T09:58:39Z

Bluezorua: Bluezorua moved page User talk:Bluezorua/Sandbox to User talk:Vampire (Race): isambiguation

#REDIRECT [[User talk:Vampire (Race)]]

Talk:Vampire (Race)

2022-07-26T09:58:39Z

Bluezorua: Bluezorua moved page User talk:Bluezorua/Sandbox to User talk:Vampire (Race): isambiguation

This is the first page that i MADE, i would love to have this become the real magician page but ofcourse its very rough and quite shite

User:Bluezorua/Sandbox

2022-07-26T09:58:39Z

Bluezorua: Bluezorua moved page User:Bluezorua/Sandbox to User:Vampire (Race): isambiguation

#REDIRECT [[User:Vampire (Race)]]

Vampire (Race)

2022-07-26T09:58:39Z

Bluezorua: Bluezorua moved page User:Bluezorua/Sandbox to User:Vampire (Race): isambiguation

Vampire (Race)

2022-07-26T09:58:15Z

Bluezorua: